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[laid-back music]
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LAURA: The steak was dry, but
that bellboy was looking moist.
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CHRISSY: Yeah, I never knew
12-packs were a real thing.
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Ay, Chihuahua.
[laughter]
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Wow, we really needed
this vacay, huh?
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- Ah, yeah, I just still feel
really bad about our fight.
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- Hey, what did we say?
Not going to talk about it.
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- Ah, Feinberg women
forgive and forget.
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- Definitely the forget part.
[laughter]
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[spooky shout]
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[laid-back music turns dark]
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- Oh, fuck!
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Tsunami!
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We got to move!
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[dramatic music]
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Hold on, Chrissy.
- [struggling]
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- Chrissy, no!
- You did this.
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- What?
- This is your fault, Mom.
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- Chrissy, no.
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- I knew you would turn on me
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and leave me drowning
in a tsunami.
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- No!
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[upbeat music]
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- Daddy to the rescue!
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LAURA: Chrissy!
- Thanks, Dad. You're the best.
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Mom, you suck!
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- Chrissy!
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[distorted voice]
Chrissy. Chrissy.
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No!
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Ah!
[sighs]
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Subconscious, you little bitch.
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I'm getting Chrissy back.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪♪ ♪♪
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[device ringing]
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- Laur? What the--Oh, no.
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Did the carbon monoxidedetector go off?
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Been meaning to take thebatteries out of that thing.
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- Uh, I made a huge mistake.
Chrissy can't stay with Satan.
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There a chicken farm
around here?
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- Uh-uh. Laura, you cannotgo get Chrissy.
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24 hours ago, you triedto murder each other.
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- Okay, okay.
Then I'll just call her.
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DARLENE: No! I gave youthe keys to my beach house
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so you could have some peace--
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lay on the beach,sun your taint, you know?
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Get your ass up to the sun.
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There's no better feelingin the whole world.
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Chrissy said she needed space.
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- [chanting gibberish]
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- And you need a breakmore than anyone.
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And if you don't respecther boundaries just this once,
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you could lose her forever.
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- Ah, fuck. Fine.
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DARLENE:Walk your sand in the--in--
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walk your feet in the sand.
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See how many footprintsare left or whatever.
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- [chanting gibberish]
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DARLENE:What the fuck was that?
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- There, now I can't text
or call Chrissy for 24 hours.
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And if I try,
my heart explodes,
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and my soul gets trapped
in this spider forever.
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DARLENE: If you becamea little spider gal,
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I'd treat you just the same.
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Have you met my cousins yet?They're a hoot and a half.
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- Uh, yep.
Apples don't fall far
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from the Darlene family tree,
that's for sure.
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DARLENE: One timeat Patty's Shrimp Hut,
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we got so wasted off theircocktail-sauce martinis,
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we set the place ablazejust to see the hot firemen.
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- What is that?
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DARLENE:Anyway, see ya!
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- Hey, there, neighbor!
- Ah, shit!
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What are you doing
out here so early, Dorlene?
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- It's the only time
I could get my jog in
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without these seagulls
picking at my eczema.
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Listen, I heard all about your
mother-daughter blowout,
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BT-dubs--yikes.
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- Yeah, yikes.
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- I had a daughter once,
so I totally get it.
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Anyhoo, got to rake
in those steps.
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Oh, oh, and if you're game,
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we do a bonfire every Friday
night on the beach.
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Bonfire Balaban we call it,
after Bob Balaban.
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Love Little Man Tate.
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- Ha ha. Okay, great.
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I'd rather hang myself
by my labia.
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DORLENE:
Sounds good.
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- [sighs]
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- Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Holy shit!
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[creature screeches,
Chrissy shouts]
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I am Khaleesi!
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Ha ha!
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Look at me now, Mom!
I'm on a mother-jumping dragon!
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- [squawks]
- Oh, sorry, Frances--
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cockatrice.
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I'm on a mother-jumping
cockatrice!
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Whoo!
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Cockatrice, ya bish!
[Frances screeches]
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Little better
than a pony ride.
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- Goddamn that was awesome,
Daddy-o.
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[old-timey voice] Hey, Snakey,
mix me up something sweet.
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Surprise me, honey.
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- Copo Copo Canyon's
got cameras set up
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like an amusement park.
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I saved a couple of my faves.
Check them out.
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[Chrissy laughs]
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Freedom looks good
on you, girl.
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- Ah, never felt so alive--
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no dishes to deal with,
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no dictator breathing
down my neck.
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- It's all chill here.
Do whatevs you want.
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- Sweet. I'm going to take
a nap on a pile of slugs.
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- Take a lame-ass nap?
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Come on, you spent your whole
life on Earth with Pussolini.
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Get back out there.
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Meet some creatures
your own age.
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You got the whole M realm
at your fingy-tips.
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[snaps fingers] Blammo.
[spooky shout]
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This is iSatan.
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In case you get lost, some
losers try to mess with you,
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you fall in a toilet,
just push, and, poof,
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I, Satan, will appear.
- Whoa.
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And I can go anywhere?
- Anywhere.
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- Nothing's off-limits?
- Not a thing.
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- Not even
GunsandMethlandia Plaza?
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- I wouldn't start with that
one, but the sky's the limit.
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Now get out of here.
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- Come on, Frances,
little girl.
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Ya!
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Catch ya later, Pop!
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- Damn, I just got
a major FOMO attack.
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Snakey, grab that box of drugs
I found on the corpse
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of that goblin DJ.
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Let's get queasy.
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[indistinct chatter]
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PERSON:
Oh, come on.
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Tessa doesn't belong
on reality TV.
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- [groans] Are we really
doing this, Laura?
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[chatter continues]
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Okay.
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- Well, I think Rita is using
Kenneth for his heliport
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because he's been sleeping
with Tessa since season five.
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- Two episodes ago,
her son got divorced.
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She doesn't care
about no heliport right now.
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- Oh, my God, you made it.
Grab a chair.
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Oh, this is Laura,
Darlene's friend.
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This is Durlawn,
Dirlane, and Dave.
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- Hey.
- Welcome, hon.
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We're talking about
Shit Wives of Myrtle Beach.
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- That reality show?
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Didn't that get banned
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for the insane amount
of drunk driving?
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- That and incest,
and only in a few states.
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- Laura's here
for a little R&R.
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- Ah, you know who else
apparently needed some R&R?
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Heather Dombaco.
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She lost her shit
when she found out her husband
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was getting his butt
fingered at the gym,
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and no one's seen her since.
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- Wow, Shit Wives
of Myrtle Beach gets wild.
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- That wasn't on Shit Wives.
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Heather's from around here.
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She went missing
a couple of weeks ago.
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Some think she went
on a bender.
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But if you ask me...
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I know it was the sea hag.
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- Jesus Christ.
- It was only a matter of time.
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- Here she goes again
with the goddamn sea hag.
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- Sea hag--
is that what you call
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some old lady on the beach
who stole your husband?
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- Oh, no.
Ethel and I are friends now.
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Sea hag's a true beast
from the sea.
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She roams the beach
searching for bodies to devour.
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The sadder they are,
the more likely to be eaten.
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She feeds on loneliness
and human flesh--
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a horrid, repulsive creature.
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- [yawns]
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DURLAWN: Fishermen have gone
missing, pets, children.
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I've been hunting her
for years,
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but she always escapes me.
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One day, just wait.
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One day, just you wait.
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Wait day one.
Just wait one day, one--
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- Durlawn's been using
sea hag as an excuse
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for why no one wants to stay at
her inn for the past 20 years.
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DAVE: That's true.
- Shut the fuck up, will you?
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- Hey, hey, hey.
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- Well, actually, I did see
something feeding
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out on the jetty today,
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but it was probably a seal
or something.
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- I told you she's back.
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The fucking sea hag's back.
[spear gun fires]
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DORLENE:
Give me the spear gun, honey.
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DIRLANE: Who saw that coming?
DAVE: A mess.
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- Well, I'm gonna
go get incredibly high
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and take a stroll--
good luck with all that.
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Good night now.
- Watch out out there!
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Sea hag's gonna eat you.
She eats babies, I tell ya!
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[device rings]
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[sinister laughter,flatulence]
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- Are you--That fucking
asshole is letting her--
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Oh, God, and he ruined my high.
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Fuck it.
I'm reversing this spell.
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- Whew, let's take
a quick break here.
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You need a number one,
number two?
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It all comes out of one place
for birds, right?
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That's cray.
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Damn, girl, I am lost.
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- You lost?
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- Uh...
[clears throat] Me? No.
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Exactly where
I'm supposed to be.
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Just taking a breather.
Been going hard all day.
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You know how us rebel teens
are, you know.
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- [slurps] You're cute.
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- Uh, do you know
anything fun to do?
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[chuckles] I mean, anything
else in the metaphysical realm?
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- Raponga, it's
the hottest club in the Fringe.
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Me and the Moth Boys
are headed there now.
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- Whoa, cool. Uh, yeah, I mean,
maybe I'll check it out
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if I'm not too, uh, busy.
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[chuckles]
You dig, cowgirl?
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You're nailing this, Chrissy.
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- Whoa.
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Whoa, lighty.
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[chuckles] Thanks, bro.
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Classic us, right?
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- See you there, maybe.
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- Uh, yeah, yeah, maybe.
[tires squealing]
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Maybe not.
Maybe, maybe. Ha ha!
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Raponga, here we come.
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[dramatic music]
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- [chanting gibberish]
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♪♪ ♪♪
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[shouting]
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♪♪ ♪♪
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[continues chanting gibberish]
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Come on, strike me!
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Strike me!
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I said strike--
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♪♪ ♪♪
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[waves lapping,
seagulls crying]
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- [groans]
- [screams]
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W-what is that?
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Get away from me.
- Calm down.
248
00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,803
- If you try to eat me,
I swear to God I will fucking--
249
00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:07,972
- Calm down.
- Ah! Ow.
250
00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:09,943
- It burns for a second.
- Ah! [grunts]
251
00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:10,945
[huffs]
252
00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,247
SEA HAG:
You're lucky you're not dead.
253
00:09:12,314 --> 00:09:14,051
- Yeah, why am I not dead?
Why didn't you eat me?
254
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,857
- I'm talking about you hitting
your head and drowning, moron,
255
00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,560
plus whining at the sky...
[Laura coughing]
256
00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:19,863
- "Oh, strike me.
257
00:09:19,929 --> 00:09:21,332
Strike me, please,
daddy lightning."
258
00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:24,171
- You mean you saw me command
the fuck out of lightning,
259
00:09:24,238 --> 00:09:25,173
you baby-eating bitch.
260
00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,446
- I ate one baby
one time on a dare.
261
00:09:28,514 --> 00:09:30,417
And I was fucking with you.
Jesus.
262
00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:31,720
You put up
a good fight, though.
263
00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:33,256
That was kind of cool.
264
00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:34,224
- I'm sure you say that
265
00:09:34,291 --> 00:09:35,761
to all the humans
you're gonna swallow.
266
00:09:35,828 --> 00:09:38,600
- Keep talking shit,
and I just might.
267
00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,738
You dropped this.
268
00:09:40,805 --> 00:09:42,441
Daughter?
Niece?
269
00:09:42,508 --> 00:09:43,877
- No.
- Student?
270
00:09:43,944 --> 00:09:45,581
- No, and none
of your goddamn business.
271
00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:46,883
- If you say lover,
I will eat you.
272
00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:48,352
- Why don't you fuck
back off to the ocean
273
00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:49,756
where you belong, please?
274
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,125
- Oh, I'm going
but mainly because of them.
275
00:09:51,192 --> 00:09:52,995
- There she is.
- Holy shit!
276
00:09:53,062 --> 00:09:56,202
Durlawn was right!
- My worldview has crumbled.
277
00:09:56,268 --> 00:09:57,204
- Hey.
- What?
278
00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,507
- You want to come?
279
00:09:58,574 --> 00:09:59,843
- Why the fuck
would I go with you?
280
00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:01,112
- Well, from where
I'm standing,
281
00:10:01,178 --> 00:10:04,686
you seem fucking miserable
on land.
282
00:10:04,752 --> 00:10:06,957
DURLAWN:
Careful, she eats babies.
283
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:10,163
SEA HAG: Up to you,
but I'm leaving either way.
284
00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:13,369
- Fuck it.
I got 24 hours, and that's it.
285
00:10:13,436 --> 00:10:16,242
[soft music]
286
00:10:16,308 --> 00:10:23,222
♪♪ ♪♪
287
00:10:28,266 --> 00:10:29,569
You're making me a fish?
288
00:10:29,636 --> 00:10:32,073
What's next? I feed you
a hard-boiled egg or something?
289
00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:34,211
- I gave you the ability
to speak underwater,
290
00:10:34,278 --> 00:10:36,983
and I could take it right back.
[Laura chuckles]
291
00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,556
Where are we going?
- Deeper.
292
00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:42,360
Much deeper.
293
00:10:42,427 --> 00:10:43,864
[whistles]
294
00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:47,538
[Sierra Farrell's"Far Away Across the Sea"]
295
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:54,451
♪♪ ♪♪
296
00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:57,257
SINGER:
♪♪ Far away across the sea ♪♪
297
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,529
♪♪ My true love,
he don't think of me.
298
00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:03,670
♪♪ I still remember
on my fingers, in my skin ♪♪
299
00:11:03,737 --> 00:11:06,275
♪♪ Yes, far away
across the sea ♪♪
300
00:11:06,342 --> 00:11:08,981
♪♪ My true love,
he don't think of me ♪♪
301
00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:13,422
♪♪ I send him letters, but
they return back to my door ♪♪
302
00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:20,003
♪♪ ♪♪
303
00:11:20,069 --> 00:11:23,977
- [speaking native language]
304
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,125
- Who the fuck
are these sea dogs?
305
00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:34,431
- Vodyanorwens,
pirates of the abyss.
306
00:11:34,499 --> 00:11:36,402
- Ooh, scary.
307
00:11:36,468 --> 00:11:38,774
- [shouts]
308
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,276
- You thinking
what I'm thinking?
309
00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:43,182
- Only if you, too,
are a complete psychopath.
310
00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:45,654
[dramatic music]
311
00:11:45,721 --> 00:11:47,357
SEA HAG:
Hey, pissy bitch!
312
00:11:47,424 --> 00:11:49,261
- Hey, why don't you pick
on some titties
313
00:11:49,328 --> 00:11:50,263
your own size, huh?
314
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,367
Want me to squeeze
those things?
315
00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:53,870
SEA HAG:
Let's motorboat.
316
00:11:53,937 --> 00:11:55,406
[Laura grunts]
317
00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:57,979
SINGER: ♪♪ The bigger the boom,
the bigger the bang
318
00:11:58,045 --> 00:11:59,749
♪♪ The bigger the boom... ♪♪
319
00:11:59,816 --> 00:12:01,485
- Yeah, yeah,
get in there, huh?
320
00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:05,260
SINGER: ♪♪ The bigger the boom,
the bigger the bang ♪♪
321
00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:07,665
♪♪ You go, hey, he, ho,
make some noise, boy ♪♪
322
00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:08,800
♪♪ Grab your joint ♪♪
323
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,069
♪♪ Jump in the party stat,
boy ♪♪
324
00:12:10,136 --> 00:12:11,940
♪♪ Budda the big,
budda the bang ♪♪
325
00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,142
♪♪ Party over here ♪♪
326
00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:14,679
♪♪ Honeys on the floor ♪♪
327
00:12:14,746 --> 00:12:17,117
[music fades]
328
00:12:21,893 --> 00:12:23,530
- Thank you.
- Wow.
329
00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:25,066
- Still hot and unfiltered.
330
00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:27,470
- Hey, that's the name
of my stand-up special.
331
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,575
- Oh. Ugh.
- Come on.
332
00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:31,178
CREATURE: Do you know
if they have a cover?
333
00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:33,115
- Be a good girl.
I love you.
334
00:12:33,182 --> 00:12:34,585
CREATURE: Oh, you got to try
the wings here.
335
00:12:34,652 --> 00:12:35,621
They're wonderful.
336
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,658
- Sorry, little girls
ain't allowed.
337
00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:39,061
[Chrissy roars]
338
00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:41,600
Oh, snap, I underestimated
you due to your stature
339
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:42,768
and probably gender.
340
00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:44,304
I've done this to my daughter.
341
00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:46,141
She brought it to my
attention multiple times.
342
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:48,379
I'm trying.
Come right in.
343
00:12:48,446 --> 00:12:51,285
CREATURE: Making so many
bad decisions tonight.
344
00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:52,688
CREATURE 2:
Hey, pour it down me gope hole.
345
00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:54,424
Pour it down me gope hole.
CREATURE 3: Hey, no offense,
346
00:12:54,492 --> 00:12:56,730
but I want to eat
your testicles--is that cool?
347
00:12:56,796 --> 00:12:58,900
- Wow, what is this place?
348
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,305
- Your best worst nightmare.
- [gasps]
349
00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:03,844
- [laughs]
350
00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,714
Hey, would
you like a Brain Bleed?
351
00:13:05,781 --> 00:13:08,720
It's actually just elf tongue,
oat milk, and gasoline.
352
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:10,423
It's super tasty.
353
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,660
You're good?
354
00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:13,764
All right,
have a good one, then.
355
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:17,137
[indistinct chatter,
dance music playing]
356
00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:20,443
CREATURE: I've got fucking cum
coming out of my ear holes.
357
00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:22,213
♪♪ ♪♪
358
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,316
- Care to dance?
359
00:13:23,382 --> 00:13:25,153
- Ah, I think we're just
dancing as a group,
360
00:13:25,219 --> 00:13:26,823
like a group thing, you know?
361
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,493
- Oh, a group thing.
Yes, of course.
362
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,396
I'll be on my way.
363
00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:34,639
♪♪ ♪♪
364
00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:38,479
[chatter continues]
365
00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:41,485
[ominous music]
366
00:13:41,553 --> 00:13:46,696
♪♪ ♪♪
367
00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:47,999
- Ah!
368
00:13:48,065 --> 00:13:49,434
- Looking for something?
369
00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:50,838
- Oh, hi.
370
00:13:50,904 --> 00:13:52,474
Uh, I thought this
was, uh, the bathroom.
371
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,211
But, uh, there was, like, uh,
this girl I met--
372
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,748
red hair, fairy-like, and--
373
00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:57,117
- You mean Red?
374
00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:58,954
- Oh, yeah,
that would make sense.
375
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,025
- She's in here.
Come inside.
376
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,064
♪♪ ♪♪
377
00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:05,266
[creatures munching wildly]
378
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,903
- Sounds like an ASMR video
in here.
379
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,072
[door slams]
380
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,474
[gasps]
- Hungry?
381
00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:13,416
[laughing]
382
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:14,652
- Then I handed him
the gas nozzle,
383
00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:16,455
and I said,
"Well, if you're not pushing,
384
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,424
start sucking, buddy."
385
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,729
- [laughs]
- I mean, it was--
386
00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:21,432
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
387
00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:24,505
[soft music playing]
388
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,108
- You okay?
389
00:14:26,175 --> 00:14:27,978
- Um... [sighs]
Yeah.
390
00:14:28,045 --> 00:14:30,651
Yeah, I honestly haven't
felt this alive in--
391
00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:31,653
I don't even know how long.
392
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,456
- Then what's up?
393
00:14:33,523 --> 00:14:36,596
- Ah, that picture you asked me
about, my daughter, I--
394
00:14:36,663 --> 00:14:38,867
I just really messed things up
with her and--
395
00:14:38,934 --> 00:14:42,207
- Ah, and now you don't deserve
any happiness, right?
396
00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:44,010
It's just better to stick
with self-torment?
397
00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:45,681
- Look, from the time
she was born,
398
00:14:45,748 --> 00:14:49,922
I've fucked up over and over
and over again as her mom.
399
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,227
Maybe I just don't deserve
happiness.
400
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:54,799
- That's how I felt
after my first litter hatched
401
00:14:54,866 --> 00:14:56,201
a few thousand years ago.
402
00:14:56,268 --> 00:14:58,740
I didn't know how
to raise jack shit.
403
00:14:58,807 --> 00:15:01,044
While they were home alone,
I was out fooling around
404
00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:03,416
with the Midgard Serpent
and the Wolf Fenrir.
405
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:06,723
Then they found out about each
other, and, boom, Ragnarok.
406
00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,560
- No way. Seriously?
- Yeah.
407
00:15:08,627 --> 00:15:11,265
Helen of Troy
does not have shit on me.
408
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:12,735
- Oh.
409
00:15:12,802 --> 00:15:14,070
- Anyway,
I started feeling guilty
410
00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:17,210
about my choices as a mom,
and that feeling spread,
411
00:15:17,277 --> 00:15:20,016
and I began using that guilt
and that shame
412
00:15:20,082 --> 00:15:21,786
as a compass through life.
413
00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:23,523
And you know what that did?
414
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,830
It just made me
a worse fucking mom.
415
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,134
I wish I'd been nicer
to myself,
416
00:15:29,201 --> 00:15:31,338
given myself a break.
417
00:15:31,405 --> 00:15:34,679
Give yourself a fucking break.
418
00:15:34,745 --> 00:15:37,383
[tender music]
419
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,223
- Today was
the nicest thing
420
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:43,362
anyone's done for me
in a long time.
421
00:15:43,429 --> 00:15:46,970
- Yeah, it feels nice, huh,
being taken care of?
422
00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:54,184
♪♪ ♪♪
423
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,497
- Take me.
- Take me first.
424
00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:02,300
LAURA: Come on, serve me up
on a platter.
425
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:03,603
SEA HAG:
Now shut up.
426
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:04,972
[creature groans]
427
00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:06,341
- Ow!
428
00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:09,849
What the...
[voice distorts] Fuck, dude?
429
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,018
[slurring] What the fuck?
430
00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:12,420
- I don't know about you boys,
431
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:14,559
but I still got room
for dessert.
432
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,665
- My tum-tum's always
got room for dessert.
433
00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:19,467
- [gasping]
434
00:16:19,535 --> 00:16:22,240
[ominous music]
435
00:16:22,307 --> 00:16:24,110
Ah!
436
00:16:24,177 --> 00:16:27,885
Dad, where the fuck are you?
[device shouting]
437
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:29,254
- Oh, my God.
438
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,624
I've tasted a lot of floors,
439
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:32,528
but this is the best
I've ever tasted.
440
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:33,897
Next drug!
441
00:16:33,964 --> 00:16:35,501
- [grunts] Run.
442
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,003
Go.
443
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,540
Go.
444
00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:42,113
- [laughing]
445
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:44,752
Ugh, my balls.
My mothballs!
446
00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:46,789
Get her!
447
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:49,027
[suspenseful music]
448
00:16:49,094 --> 00:16:51,398
- Please help. I--
449
00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:53,537
[grunting]
450
00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:55,206
CREATURE:
I'll have what she's having.
451
00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:56,643
CREATURE 2: Uh, excuse me.
I need a drink.
452
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:59,715
- Damn it. Only because it's
my last resort.
453
00:16:59,782 --> 00:17:01,953
Mom, come on, pick up.
454
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,561
[Laura and Sea Hag moaning,
objects thudding, rattling]
455
00:17:05,627 --> 00:17:07,865
Are you shitting me?
MOTH BOY: Hurry!
456
00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:10,236
Get that demon shit.
- Okay, bye-bye.
457
00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:13,142
Have fun, kids. Don't get
into too much trouble.
458
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,024
[Sea Hag
inhales and exhales deeply]
459
00:17:21,091 --> 00:17:22,695
- Oof.
Damn.
460
00:17:22,761 --> 00:17:24,832
Thought for a sec I was going
to lose my larynx back there.
461
00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:27,470
- [chuckles]
Oh, mermaid, huh?
462
00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:29,040
LAURA: Yeah.
463
00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:30,544
- No judgment.
464
00:17:30,611 --> 00:17:32,146
LAURA: Oh, okay.
465
00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:34,518
SEA HAG: I thought it was
hilarious at the time.
466
00:17:34,585 --> 00:17:36,088
- Yeah, I bet.
467
00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:38,359
[soft music]
468
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,096
Look, I got to--
I got to go.
469
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,766
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
470
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,670
- I'll, uh--I'll take you.
471
00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:53,155
[Laura gasps]
I fucking missed her call.
472
00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:54,759
Shit.
Fuck.
473
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,295
I can't believe I did that.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
474
00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:57,765
- Where is that goddamn spider?
- One sec. Stop.
475
00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:59,467
- Do you see a spider?
- Stop for one second.
476
00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:01,673
- What?
- Hear me out.
477
00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,275
Don't go.
- What?
478
00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:04,845
No.
What if she's in trouble?
479
00:18:04,912 --> 00:18:08,720
- What if you need to put
your guilt aside just once?
480
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,389
Ask yourself why this
481
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,530
is the best you've felt
in a long time.
482
00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:15,299
- Look, you may live
in a fantasy world
483
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:17,070
where you get
to consume sea pirates
484
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:18,640
and drop squid ink all day,
485
00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:21,144
but I have responsibilities
that I can't walk away from.
486
00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:22,681
- I'm not saying forever.
487
00:18:22,748 --> 00:18:24,451
- I have to do what's best
for my daughter.
488
00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:25,954
Why don't you go find
your fucking litter and--
489
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,158
- Yeah, maybe this is what's
best for her. What about--
490
00:18:28,225 --> 00:18:30,597
- No, this is selfish,
and so are you.
491
00:18:30,664 --> 00:18:33,202
- I'm actually more mammal
than a crus--
492
00:18:33,268 --> 00:18:37,343
Oh, honestly,
thought you said "shellfish."
493
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:40,349
It's kind of funny.
494
00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:43,623
So, uh, this is it I guess.
495
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:47,163
- Yes.
496
00:18:50,403 --> 00:18:52,975
[creature grunting]
[Chrissy panting]
497
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:55,914
[upbeat dance music playing]
498
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:58,853
♪♪ ♪♪
499
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,959
[Moth Boys laughing]
500
00:19:02,026 --> 00:19:03,329
MOTH BOY:
Yum, yum.
501
00:19:03,395 --> 00:19:05,433
- Leave me alone.
MOTH BOY: Okay.
502
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,370
Yeah, let's stop, guys.
503
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,142
Just fucking kidding.
That was sarcasm.
504
00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:11,679
You're not cut out
for this world, sweetie.
505
00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:13,415
So we're going to take you
out of it.
506
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,754
- I'm going to eat you
like a cashmere sweater.
507
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:19,227
- I'm going to scarf you down
like you're a fucking scarf.
508
00:19:19,294 --> 00:19:23,503
MOTH BOY:
Oh, yeah, she's...
509
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:26,709
MOTH BOY 2: Oh.
MOTH BOY 3: Lighty.
510
00:19:26,776 --> 00:19:28,078
MOTH BOY:
Whoa.
511
00:19:28,145 --> 00:19:31,151
SERVER: [echoing] Elf tongue,oat milk, and gasoline.
512
00:19:31,218 --> 00:19:32,855
It's super tasty.
513
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,892
- You motherfuckers!
514
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,096
Whoosh!
- Oh, oh!
515
00:19:37,163 --> 00:19:39,367
MOTH BOY 2:
Oh, God, he's on fire!
516
00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:41,906
[Chrissy shouting]
517
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:45,781
I'll take care of it myself!
518
00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,787
[grunting]
519
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,695
DURLAWN: We got her!
DAVE: We got the sea hag!
520
00:19:52,761 --> 00:19:54,932
SEA HAG:
Let me go, you ugly yokels!
521
00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:57,070
- Fucking stupid
fucking cousins.
522
00:19:57,136 --> 00:19:58,540
- Hold still, hag.
- Ooh-hoo!
523
00:19:58,606 --> 00:20:00,409
- Does she smell.
- Just hold still.
524
00:20:00,476 --> 00:20:02,080
- We caught her.
We finally caught her.
525
00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:04,852
- Let her go, guys.
526
00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:08,593
- I think maybe you need to put
down that weapon, hon.
527
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:10,229
- You don't want to kill her.
528
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,999
Sure, some of the rumors
about her are true,
529
00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:16,141
but the real issue is
you're scared she may be right
530
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,412
about what you need
for yourself.
531
00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:20,517
And that's why this decision
is one of the hardest
532
00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:22,554
you've ever had to make.
533
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,957
- She lost it.
- I think she has a point.
534
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,727
- Almost sounds more
about her than us.
535
00:20:25,794 --> 00:20:27,965
- Tough tits, gal.
We're doing this for Heather.
536
00:20:28,031 --> 00:20:30,537
It's what Tessa did in
the third episode last season
537
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,508
for Jeanette--
- Ugh, more Shit Wives stuff?
538
00:20:32,574 --> 00:20:33,676
Come on.
539
00:20:33,743 --> 00:20:35,547
- That's not why Tessa
shot Jeanette's husband.
540
00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:36,983
She did it
because he bankrolled
541
00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:39,855
his ex-wife for her
new Gemini beauty line.
542
00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:42,126
- You watch
Shit Wives of Myrtle Beach?
543
00:20:42,193 --> 00:20:45,266
- Watch it? Hell, I swim down
there and have dinner
544
00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:46,636
with them every other month.
545
00:20:46,702 --> 00:20:48,272
And if you want the goss--
546
00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:49,407
DORLENE:
Ooh, dish, baby.
547
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:50,911
DURLAWN:
What's Jessica Junior like?
548
00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:54,250
- Ugh, the literal worst,
and I dated a basilisk.
549
00:20:54,317 --> 00:20:55,921
- Bye, fish lady.
550
00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:59,595
- Yeah, next Sunday it is,
and I'll bring the net.
551
00:20:59,662 --> 00:21:01,699
[laughing]
I don't trust you anymore.
552
00:21:01,766 --> 00:21:03,937
- Wow, it's good
to see you making friends.
553
00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:04,972
- I think it'll take a while
554
00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:07,911
to, like, let them know
I did eat Heather.
555
00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:09,849
[chuckles]
556
00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:11,719
I thought you didn't
want to see me again.
557
00:21:11,786 --> 00:21:14,457
- I couldn't let
you get captured.
558
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:17,230
I don't want to say we'll
never see each other again.
559
00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,000
- Hey, give me your arm.
560
00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:20,937
[shell whooshes]
561
00:21:21,004 --> 00:21:23,342
[tender music]
562
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,279
If you decide to leave
your life behind
563
00:21:25,346 --> 00:21:27,049
or you want to see me,
564
00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:31,024
you can press this tattoo
and call my name five times.
565
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,426
- Huh, kind of like Candyman.
566
00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:34,865
- Just like Candyman.
567
00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:41,444
♪♪ ♪♪
568
00:21:57,544 --> 00:21:59,280
[Frances squawks]
- [crying]
569
00:21:59,347 --> 00:22:01,886
- [mutters]
570
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,596
- Ah, what? What?
571
00:22:06,662 --> 00:22:08,566
Don't strong-arm me, Snakey.
[Frances screeches]
572
00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:10,570
Chrissy, you're back.
573
00:22:10,637 --> 00:22:12,173
How'd it go out there?
574
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,442
Have a little Rumspringa?
575
00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:15,246
- I called you,
and you didn't come.
576
00:22:15,312 --> 00:22:17,016
That's what happened.
- Oh, shit.
577
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,218
Sorry, hon.
578
00:22:18,285 --> 00:22:20,590
Snake started pushing
his drug stash on everyone
579
00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:22,460
like some kind of methed-out
ice cream man.
580
00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:23,930
I think he's got
a genuine problem.
581
00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:26,101
- I really needed you,
and you didn't show.
582
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,971
You and mom both fucking suck.
583
00:22:28,038 --> 00:22:29,374
- Oh, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
584
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,744
Where are you going?
- To Bennigan's.
585
00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:31,979
I know he hates me right now,
586
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,417
but he may at least
mildly give a shit about me.
587
00:22:34,484 --> 00:22:36,187
Don't follow me.
- No, I-I-I--
588
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,724
Aw, shit.
Aw, shit.
589
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,095
Aw, shit. Aw, shit!
[objects clatter]
590
00:22:40,162 --> 00:22:41,499
This is all your fault.
591
00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:45,774
What are you, my sponsor?
592
00:22:47,109 --> 00:22:48,880
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
593
00:22:48,947 --> 00:22:49,848
Thank you.
594
00:22:53,255 --> 00:22:56,394
[engine revs, stops]
595
00:22:57,129 --> 00:22:59,668
- Laur, you made it
back in one piece, huh?
596
00:22:59,735 --> 00:23:02,473
A little R&R didn't kill you.
- Almost.
597
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,477
But, yeah, you were right.
I-I needed that.
598
00:23:04,545 --> 00:23:05,880
Thanks for letting me stay.
599
00:23:05,947 --> 00:23:07,718
- Sure did make a big splash
with my cousins.
600
00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:10,256
Now they're going to make
sea hag T-shirts,
601
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,926
sea hag bags,
sea hag necklaces.
602
00:23:11,993 --> 00:23:14,397
And they're opening up a gift
shop to sell novelty items.
603
00:23:14,464 --> 00:23:16,067
- It's all about
perspective, right?
604
00:23:16,134 --> 00:23:18,071
- I guess.
What are you doing here anyway?
605
00:23:18,138 --> 00:23:20,242
I thought you'd be going
to find Chrissy by now.
606
00:23:20,309 --> 00:23:21,946
- Yeah, you know,
I-I just figure,
607
00:23:22,013 --> 00:23:24,952
when Chrissy's ready,
she'll come home.
608
00:23:26,388 --> 00:23:28,325
Right?
609
00:23:28,392 --> 00:23:30,697
As soon as I rebuild it.
- Mm-hmm.
610
00:23:30,764 --> 00:23:33,235
If you need a good contractor,
Dorlene is excellent.
611
00:23:33,302 --> 00:23:34,939
She charges way too much,
612
00:23:35,005 --> 00:23:37,343
but give her a bag of Bugles,
she'll take 10% off the top.
613
00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:39,715
[tender music]
614
00:23:39,782 --> 00:23:42,821
- Yeah, she'll come around
when she's ready.
615
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:47,898
[doorbell rings]
616
00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:53,008
- Huh.
They know I'm coming.
617
00:23:53,075 --> 00:23:56,849
♪♪ ♪♪
618
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:58,953
Hello?
619
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,857
Anybody home?
620
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,567
[ominous music]
621
00:24:05,634 --> 00:24:07,236
[muffled shouting]
622
00:24:07,303 --> 00:24:09,007
Bennigan, oh, my God.
What--
623
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,277
[shouting continues,
Bennigan gasps]
624
00:24:11,344 --> 00:24:12,914
- We meet again.
625
00:24:12,981 --> 00:24:14,752
- What?
Who the hell are you?
626
00:24:14,818 --> 00:24:18,493
- Who the hell am I?
Uh, your archnemesis.
627
00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:20,429
- Archnemesis?
I don't even know you.
628
00:24:20,497 --> 00:24:21,866
- You don't even--
- Fuck.
629
00:24:21,932 --> 00:24:24,304
Did you do this because of me?
- Yes!
630
00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:27,376
- Are you fucking kidding me?
It never stops.
631
00:24:27,443 --> 00:24:30,282
- It does now.
632
00:24:30,349 --> 00:24:34,223
♪♪ ♪♪
633
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:38,823
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