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♪
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[Guns cock]
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Cactus Kez.
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You got a lotta nerve showin'
your face around these parts.
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- More friends of yours?
- Pffft! These squares? I don't think so.
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There's a whole mess of people
that just can't wait
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to get their prolegs
on the likes of you.
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Looks like she got a couple
of new goons with her, too.
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Hold on!
We just met her!
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Get ready to be, like, dazzled!
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What do you... Aah!
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[Grunting]
Aaaah! Aaaah!
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Aah! Ugh!
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[Shrieks]
Run!
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My multi-lensed eyes!
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Come on!
[Breathing heavily]
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Hey! It burns!
[Breathing heavily]
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A warning would have been nice!
Huh? I totally gave you one.
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♪
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[Both breathing heavily]
Hyah! Hyah! Get!
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♪
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Draw!
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Aaaah!
[Groaning]
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Hey! Any of y'all seen
two varmints and an outlaw?
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Where'd they go?
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Saloon!
They go this way or they go that way?
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Anybody seen 'em around here?
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[Both breathing heavily]
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[Mid-tempo piano music
playing]
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♪
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Uh, maybe she can help?
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- Man's best friend.
- What?
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Yeah, hey. Could I get, like,
three cups of hot tea?
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Wait.
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I got these, like... last week.
They're still good, right?
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You didn't pay for them
last week.
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[Bell dings]
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[Whispering] We're being chased.
Aren't we all?
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We need a place to hide.
And what's in it for me?
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Uh... uh...
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For someone so beautiful?
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I'm sure we can
arrange... something.
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Hmm?
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I respect the moxie,
but I've already got plenty.
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Ugh! Why can't anything
just be easy?
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When did your numbers sync?
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Sync? They've been this way
since we got on.
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At the same time?
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A buy-one-get-one-free
passenger?
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That's a curiosity worth saving.
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Uh... heh. Ooh!
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[Music continues]
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[Western-style guitar music
plays]
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Ma'am.
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Thirsty, Sheriff?
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We're lookin' for an outlaw.
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Small. Silver.
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She's got a vacant stare that
goes on for miles and miles.
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Like this.
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With a pair of needy
little passengers.
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I appreciate the clarification.
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But I'm afraid I haven't
seen anyone
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matching that description...
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'round these parts.
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Je m'excuse.
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[Humming gleefully]
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Alright, then.
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We'll be on our way.
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Let's go, boys!
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But if you do see Kez,
I have it on good authority
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that Judge Morpho
has a big bounty out on her.
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Bounty?
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[Inhales, blows]
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Why did you flirt with a cat?
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I dunno, man.
She was kinda hot.
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I got us a hiding place,
didn't I?
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With someone who immediately
sold us out!
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I didn't hear you coming up
with a plan.
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Yeah, so I'm kinda done
with all this.
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Get ready for, like, the drop.
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[Inhales deeply, blows]
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[Fly buzzing]
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♪
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Kez, you could have
woken up the guard!
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I, like, gave you a heads up.
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You shoulda said something.
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Oh, yeah! My stuff!
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[Rattling]
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[Munching]
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Is that a photo?
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Yeah. This is Morgan.
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Cute, right?
[Munching]
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That should be everything.
Nice.
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So, what do we do next?
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Oh, yeah. Uh, you two.
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Um, well...
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I'll do my half, and, I mean,
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you two can, like,
keep an eye out for me,
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and, uh, I'll have your back.
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Oof.
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Rude. [Humming]
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♪
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There is absolutely no way
he's coming back for us. [Groans]
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What do we do now?
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[Gasps]
Keys might be a start.
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[Groaning]
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So...
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do you think our parents
know where we are?
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In an Old West bug jail?
I'm gonna say no.
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But they'll wonder
where we went to.
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At least...
yours probably will.
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Yeah.
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Yes! Ha ha!
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Hmph!
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[Both stammer]
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♪
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[Gasps]
What do you two think you're...
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[Gasps]
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[Gun cocks]
What have you done?!
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We didn't do anything!
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[Chuckles sarcastically]
Well, here.
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Pretty clear.
I-I can see it.
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Right.
We did do that.
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But we have nothing
to do with Kez.
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We don't even understand
half the stuff she says.
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Save it for the judge.
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♪
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Bailiff: Hush up!
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I said, "Hush up,"
the lot of you.
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Show some gosh dang respect
for the honorable
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and migratory Judge Morpho.
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It's a judge.
They gotta be fair.
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[Laughs sinisterly]
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♪
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[Both stammering]
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What the... What the...
What is that?
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♪
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Eww. Is the hat part
of her skin?
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How does that work?
Ugh.
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[All shouting angrily]
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Order! Order!
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That means shut
your dang mandibles!
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[Shouting stops]
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That's better.
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Now, sounds like I got a fair
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and impartial trial
to preside over.
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As you always do, Your Honor.
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These two ruffians here
are part of
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Cactus Kez's new gang.
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Any witnesses to that?
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Yes, Your Honor... you...
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in your larval state.
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Mm-hmm.
That checks out.
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And they broke Cactus Kez outta
jail to commit more crimes.
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Hey, Min, I have an idea.
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Maybe not the best time.
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Hey Judge!
I mean, Your Honor.
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I'd like to approach the bench.
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Would you, now?
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[Clears throat]
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I'm a simple man.
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A simple family man.
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Min-Gi's even simpler.
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When we came
into your town, we...
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Guilty!
What?! No way!
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Perfect as always, Your Honor.
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Swift and mighty justice!
Whoo-hoo!
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How can we be guilty?
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We don't even know
what we're charged with.
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Our town used to be
a little slice of heaven.
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Beetle Bailiff?
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Our way of life was preserved
in that there charter.
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But Cactus Kez's understanding
of the law
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is as loose as her
understanding of coasters.
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You can't lock us up
for a tea stain!
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I'd like to sentence
you two fairly,
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but that part of our charter
ain't legible no more.
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Using my personal
and unbiased discretion,
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I sentence you two
to the zapper,
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where you will fry, fry, fry!
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[All cheering]
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[Chanting]
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Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap!
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Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap!
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Hope y'all are ready
to be dazzled
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by 2,000 volts of justice!
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Dazzled.
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We kept not understanding Kez.
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The flash, the cage.
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She bailed on us, Min.
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She said
she'd "have our backs."
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Think.
But think like Kez would.
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♪
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[Gasps]
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Cactus Kez is back!
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She's got the town charter!
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And she's fixin'
to finish the job!
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Git 'er!
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Kez.
[Grunts]
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Settle down!
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Let's get through one set
of executions at a time!
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[All shouting angrily]
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Uh... uh... ugh!
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Aaaaah!
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Hey! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[Electricity zapping]
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Hey, guys! Great job
with your half of the plan.
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If you're here,
then who's back there?
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It's that foxy stunt double
from the saloon. Mmm!
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You set all that up
to distract them and save us?
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Yeah.
That's what I said.
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A bounty for turning you in
and a favor for helping you out.
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An excellent plan,
if I do say so myself.
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It's fake!
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And if you want to live
long enough to pay me back,
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I suggest you get moving.
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Right. Moving along now!
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[All shouting angrily]
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[Shouting and zapping
in distance]
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[Whispering] So...
we almost got killed.
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Are we really gonna stick
with Kez?
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It was a misunderstanding.
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It's not her fault
we don't speak like Kez.
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Heh.
Nobody speaks like Kez.
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You got that right.
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[Both laugh]
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[Whispering] Hey,
what are we whispering about?
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Nothing.
We're all good.
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Lead the way, friendo.
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Awww, you guys.
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Morgan is gonna, like,
love you two.
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Such little charmers!
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♪
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[Groaning]
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I'm gonna find that no-good...
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I'm looking for
a little silver bell.
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You seen her?
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♪
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