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[Tires Screeching]
[Horn Honking]
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[Keyboard Clacking]
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Mr Williamson
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Where is he?
He's not in
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He's in there, isn't he?
No, really...
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I don't believe you, ma'am
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You can't go in there!
Mr Williamson!
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It's incredible, isn't it?
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Mm, yeah "Williamson City"
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That's very impressive
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Does it make you feel proud?
[Chuckles]
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Haah! Haah!
Mr Williamson!
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Mr Williamson
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I said, "Where is he? "
At the construction site
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Huh
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[Heavy Machinery Clanking]
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Where's Markham?
[Man]He's up there
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- Markham up there?
- Who?
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Markham Markham
He's not up here
I think he's over on the bridge
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Hey, Mr Markham! Mr Markham!
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I saw him flve minutes ago
when he came in
What are you yelling about?
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Why do people have to scream?
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Thank you, thank you
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Boy, that guy's sure in a hurry
Yes, he is
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You wanted to talk
about the dedication later,
Mr Markham?
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No, Carl, I want to
talk about it right now
What time is it scheduled to start?
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9.00 in the morning, sir
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And you've got the seats facing east?
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East? Oh, is that east?
Oh, yeah, that's east
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Now, we don't want the people
looking into the sun, do we, Carl?
No, sir
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I'll rearrange the seats,
Mr Markham
Thank you, Carl
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Beau! What a pleasant surprise!
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Didn't know you were here
What?
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When'd you get back?
just in time, it looks like!
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- What's the matter?
- Williamson City, that's what's the matter!
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- Ah, you spoke to your wife?
- No, I didn't speak to my wife
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I just got back from eight weeks
in Europe, and I flnd she's off
at some phony health farm
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Well, maybe I better explain in detail
You don't have to explain anything
Do you know what else I found?
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A bunch of letters between
you and her and about
a mile-high stack of blueprints!
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Well, it's the most
revolutionary concept I ever had
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Boy, you know, Jennifer and I
assumed you'd be delighted
Delighted?
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Let me tell ya, nobody throws a lasso
around my money without my consent,
and that includes my wife,
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and you had better believe it!
Well, you were in Europe
There's no way to get in touch with you
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You could've waited!
We were positive you'd agree!
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Agree? Heh! Forget it, boy!
The joyride is over!
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Well, but the machinery's
already been set in motion
Well, then you unset it!
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And I'll tell ya somethin' else
Don't ever speak to my wife
or me again
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She's too young to recognize
a con man when she sees one
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And I suggest you consider what
you're saying You're not talking
to one of your underlings now
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Oh, listen, I know exactly
who I'm talking to
Beau, Beau Listen, listen
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This project can give you immortality
As long as that city stands,
your name will be remembered
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Name?
I'm gonna tell you somethin',
jackson boy
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My wallet is a lot more
important to me than my name
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You really are a philistine,
aren't you?
What?
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All you care about is money
You wouldn't recognize art
if you fell over it
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We have a chance to do
something extraordinary here,
and you're trying to ruin it
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That's right, right, right!
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And if you're on some kind
of an ego trip, you flnd
somebody else to pay for it
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Beau, I have a thought
Would you commission me
to design your burial vault?
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Hm! That'd be about your speed, yeah
You really would like to see me dead,
wouldn't ya?
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Well, I'll tell you somethin'
It wouldn't count for much
Well, maybe your wife will have other ideas
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No, no Don't mean a thing
Because, you see, when I die,
all of my money goes into trust
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Oh, Jennifer'll get her share every year
You can count on that
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But there won't be any cash
to build cities with
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Oh, and if you're thinkin'
of any uglies,
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forget it
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Mr Markham,
Beau Williamson was here
Get his wife on the phone right away
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She's in Palm Springs
at some health farm
Golden Dunes Retreat?
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That's the one! Get her!
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She is there, isn't she?
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I see
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Well, when will she be available?
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All right Thank you
Williamson do that?
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Yes, sir He just barged right in,
and when he saw it...
All right Never mind Did you reach Jennifer?
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They wouldn't put the call through to her
The guests aren't allowed
to have telephones
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Call her back It's important
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I'm sorry, but they said the guests can't
make or receive calls during their stay
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I see
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Then she's virtually incommunicado
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No telegrams, no outside visitors
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just wheat germ and pushups
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When does she get reprieved?
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Oh, she'll be back in time
for the dedication ceremonies
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Thanks, Miss Sherman
I think I love you
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I needed that
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[Chuckling]
Beautiful, beautiful!
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Hey, Freddy!
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That is absolutely beautiful!
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Bring that beauty back here!
What have you been doin' to him anyway?
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He's improved a lot since
you've been gone, Mr Williamson
Oh, I can see that I can see that
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Thank you, sir
Listen, you keep workin' him like that
I'll be back in a few days, check him out
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I'll take him back to the barn
and cool him off
You better You better Hey, hey!
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Huh! Gee!
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[Chuckles]
Hey, yeah, man
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Beautiful!
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I don't believe it Hey!
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Cool him out easy
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Ahh
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[Exhales]
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[Clicking]
[Grunting]
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[Country Instrumental On Stereo]
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Hello, Beau
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Surprised?
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What are you doing in my car?
Waiting for you
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Get yourself killed that way
Or the reverse
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Get out
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Over there
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[Classical Music On Stereo]
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[Doorbell Ringing]
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[Light Switch Clicks]
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[Indistinct Clattering]
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[Classical Continues]
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[Applause]
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That's, uh... Thank you
Sit down, please
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Thank you very much
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Well, as usual,
I feel like an expectant father
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But contrary to the norm,
each one seems to get more difflcult for me
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I'm just grateful I haveso many wonderful friends
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You know, I'd like to also take thisopportunity...[Continues, Indistinct]
Hey Where you goin'?
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Over there
No one's allowed in there
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What do you mean, no one's allowed?
I see 3O people down there
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No one's allowed in there
without an invitation
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You have an invitation?
No, I don't have an invitation
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[Laughs]
That's what I'm trying to tell you
You have no invitation,
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so, out
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Actually, I'm a lieutenant in the police
My name is Columbo
Oh, lieutenant
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Here You know,
and I came here...
Oh
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I'm just coming here
to look for somebody
Who are you looking for, Lieutenant?
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A Mrs Williamson
Well, I'll tell you, Lieutenant,
lot of people here
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Why don't you wander around?
Maybe you'll bump into her
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I see
Thank you very much
Okay
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Bye ya
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[Markham]Yes You've heard this before, but youunderstand, it's a fantastic building, really
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Yes You see,it's to be 32-stories high
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It's revolutionary in concept, really,
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because they won't be offlces
so much as living modules...
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almost cocoons where a mancan coordinate his, uh...
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his activitiesoutside the context of mere business
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In fact, if he chooses, it can become,
virtually, a second home,
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a kind of a... a remarkable place
of mobility and freedom
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I don't know how the wives'll feel
about that, of course, but...
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In any case, these units will be for sale
for all those who qualify
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You're asking about the price earlier
We've been, uh...
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Well, we haven't quite flgured it out
We've been dickering around
somewhere between 3O, OOO and
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35,OOO, 36,OOO per unit, of course
Excuse me Excuse me
Excuse me
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Uh, something you want?
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Well, I didn't mean
to interrupt like this and barge in,
but I'm looking for a Mrs Williamson
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I'm Mrs Williamson
Mrs Beau Williamson?
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- That's right
- And who might you be?
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Uh, Lieutenant Columbo
You called the police?
I did?
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Well, that's what they told me
Lieutenant, I may not be
the brightest lady in the world,
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but I do know whether
I made a phone call or not
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Obviously, it's some kind of mix-up
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Well, I'd like to get this thing
straightened out
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- Can anybody tell me
where Mr Williamson is?
- I don't know
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- You mean he's missing?
- Well, to be absent is not
necessarily to be missing, Lieutenant
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I assume you understand the distinction
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It's just that he's
out of town on business
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And really, Lieutenant,
I didn't call the police
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Well, this is very,
very weird, because
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they told me that they got a call
from a Mrs Williamson,
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and she said
that her husband was missing
and he might even be dead
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Oh, that's ridiculousWait a minute... Goldie
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Who's Goldie?
My husband's flrst wife
She must've called you
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Well, why would she do that?
I guess because Beau's been
out of the country for eight weeks,
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and he came back
on business for a day,
and I suppose, left again
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She gets a little tense
when the alimony checks
are late
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But that's hardly a reason
to call the police
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Well, Goldie's a little possessive
Is that the word?
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They've been divorced a long time,
but she still can't give up the ghost
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Mr Williamson's a globetrotter
Sometimes he takes off
at a moment's notice
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Doesn't even tellJennifer
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No kiddingJust...
Yeah, well, I'm sure he'll
show up in a few weeks
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If you'll excuse us,
if you've covered everything
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[Columbo]
Uh, say, did you build this?
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No No, one of
my staff did that
Oh
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Yeah, come on
You want some?
Yes
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Excuse me, please
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Excuse me Excuse me
A little on the slow side here
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Forgive me a moment
I just wanted to stop by
and tell you that's a terriflc building
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I mean it I know a lot of people
like the old-fashioned stuff,
but I flgure you gotta keep an open mind
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You have a new fan
Yes
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Oh, absolutely It's just marvelous
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Uh, tell me, how did you two meet?
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Oh, Mr Markham designed
a summer house for us
It's incredible
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Really, it's a work of genius
jennifer tends to get carried away,
Lieutenant
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But you are a genius, and when everyone
sees your plans for Williamson City,
you'll be buried in commissions
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- Mm-hmm
- Uh, what is Williamson City?
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I'm superstitious, darling
Let's not talk about our project
till it's hatched
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You'll have to excuse us, Lieutenant
One of the obligations of the trade...
have to mingle
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Oh, sureListen, uh, sorry to bother you
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No bother at all
Oh, and don't worry about my husband,
Lieutenant
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Believe me, he's very much alive
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He's dead, I tell you
I can feel it in my spine
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Little lower, honey Ouch! That's it
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I know more about Beau Williamson
than that little lady'll learn in a lifetime
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Yeah, but you...
Lover, take my word for it
He has shuffled off this veil of tears
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But how do you know that?
Because he always calls me before
he leaves town, and this time he didn't
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Yeah, but if he didn't call you,
how do you know he left town?
I spoke with the child bride
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You mean Mrs Williamson
The current Mrs Williamson
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I call her the next ex
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Oh, don't get me wrong, lover
She's half my age and twice as pretty,
but I like her
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[Chuckles]
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Beau reached the point where
he thought he needed a younger woman,
and she's better than most
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I gotta say this for you,
you got a pretty healthy attitude
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I can afford it He pays, you know
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I tell ya, lover, if gold lam�
was legal tender,
I'd rule the world
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That's enough for today, Miko
I'll see you tomorrow
Say good-bye to the lieutenant
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[Speaking Japanese]
Columbo-san
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[Continues In Japanese]
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SayonaraSayonara, s�
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She's a lovely girl
She is a lovely girl
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Very polite
I don't know what she said,
but it sounded like she liked me
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[Laughs]
Uh, oh, Lieutenant,
would you like to turn around?
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I don't want to corrupt you
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Okay, you can turn around now
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Oh, flne Uh, the point is this,
Mrs Williamson...
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My friends call me Goldie,
and since I'm standing here
practically naked with you,
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you better be my friend
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Would you mind repeating that last sentence?
I don't think I quite understood
[Chuckles]
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I said, since I'm standing here
practically naked with you,
you better be my friend,
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and my friends call me Goldie
223
00:19:09,094 --> 00:19:11,085
Oh, I see
224
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:16,328
Well, Goldie,
uh, let me ask you this
225
00:19:16,402 --> 00:19:20,896
Don't you think it's possible that
your ex-husband could've slipped up
and left town without calling you?
226
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:23,669
No way He never forgets
227
00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:27,974
Uh, does Mrs Williamson
know this?
Why ruin a lovely relationship?
228
00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:33,781
You mean to tell me that
your ex-husband is closer to you
than he is to his current wife?
229
00:19:33,853 --> 00:19:36,583
Lieutenant, we were married
for 22 years
230
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:41,592
We never had any children,
so we spent a lot of time
getting to know one another
231
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:45,653
jennifer gives him youth;
for the rest, he comes to me
232
00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:51,601
Now, even if he leaves town
for just a few days, he always
lets me know every time
233
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,661
[Ringing]
234
00:19:55,374 --> 00:19:59,208
Yeah? It's for you
235
00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:02,145
Hmm Thank you very much
236
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,580
Hello? Yes
237
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:09,520
Oh
238
00:20:09,588 --> 00:20:12,557
All right I'll be right down
Thank you
239
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:15,821
They found Beau Williamson's car
240
00:20:15,895 --> 00:20:19,331
- You see? What did I tell you?
- At the airport
241
00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:25,432
Now, I'm gonna go down and check it out,but it really looks like he left town
242
00:20:25,504 --> 00:20:27,836
[Country Swing On Stereo]
243
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:55,057
[Stops, Switches To Country Ballad]
244
00:21:31,236 --> 00:21:33,602
[Stops]
245
00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:40,144
[Classical]
246
00:22:05,437 --> 00:22:08,804
[Goldie]Honey, I've got gold-plated instincts,and I trust 'em
247
00:22:08,874 --> 00:22:12,503
I am worried sick
But his clothes are gone
248
00:22:12,578 --> 00:22:16,378
His passport, his suitcase
and his car is at the airport
249
00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:18,678
What more proof do you need?
250
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:22,653
Uh, excuse me
Did I hear you say that he took his passport?
251
00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:25,383
Well, it isn't here,and he spends a lot of time in Europe
252
00:22:25,457 --> 00:22:29,587
Oh, yes That's right Globetrotter
That's what Mr Markham called him
253
00:22:29,662 --> 00:22:33,758
Mm-hmm Say, I noticed that he likes
country and western music
254
00:22:33,832 --> 00:22:36,392
Does a bear like honey?
255
00:22:36,468 --> 00:22:41,064
I've tried to broaden his tastes a little,
but it's impossible
That noise is all he listens to
256
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:45,577
Tell me something
Do you ever drive his car?
257
00:22:45,644 --> 00:22:51,583
Me? No I have my own
What's all this guff about cars
and music and passports?
258
00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:54,118
I feel like the original voice
in the wilderness
259
00:22:54,186 --> 00:22:56,586
Don't you two understand?
Beau's gone and nobody gives a hoot!
260
00:22:56,655 --> 00:22:59,089
Who is Dr Moss?
261
00:22:59,158 --> 00:23:01,854
Oh!
What?
262
00:23:01,927 --> 00:23:07,331
I see in your husband's appointment book,
"Dr Moss, 1 O:45" The 11 th of the month
That's tomorrow
263
00:23:07,399 --> 00:23:11,768
- You see? He'd never leave town if he had
an appointment with his heart specialist
- Oh, he had a bad ticker, did he?
264
00:23:11,837 --> 00:23:15,432
He has a pacemaker,
and his heart works perfectly
265
00:23:15,507 --> 00:23:19,443
The fact that he's
missing the appointment
proves it's unimportant
266
00:23:19,511 --> 00:23:23,277
Hey, look at this... blueprints
What's he doing, building a bigger house?
267
00:23:23,348 --> 00:23:27,876
Those are the preliminary plans
for Williamson City
Williamson City?
268
00:23:27,953 --> 00:23:31,445
Williamson City I remember that
269
00:23:31,523 --> 00:23:35,550
Well, you mentioned that
down at the construction site
What is that, exactly?
270
00:23:35,627 --> 00:23:38,596
It's an entire community
Churches, schools,
271
00:23:38,664 --> 00:23:42,031
everything planned
from flreplugs to skyscrapers
272
00:23:42,101 --> 00:23:45,036
- And Mr Markham, did he design that?
- That's right
273
00:23:45,104 --> 00:23:49,200
I can't imagine Beau
springing hard cash
for something like that
274
00:23:49,274 --> 00:23:52,471
Well, there may be some things
about him you don't know
275
00:23:52,544 --> 00:23:56,640
It's possible he's a bit more complicatedthan you think, Goldie
276
00:23:57,683 --> 00:24:01,244
The day he came back he saw those plans,
and Elliot said he loved them
277
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,653
Oh, then Mr Markham saw your husband
before he left town
278
00:24:04,723 --> 00:24:07,487
Mm-hmm They had a meeting
the day he came back,
279
00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:10,756
and Elliot told me all about it
280
00:24:37,956 --> 00:24:41,357
Are you a policeman?
Yes, ma'am
My name is Lt Columbo
281
00:24:41,426 --> 00:24:43,621
Uh, excuse me for just one moment
282
00:24:43,695 --> 00:24:47,096
I was out at the construction site
I don't know if you remember me or not
283
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:50,863
Well, is something wrong?
Oh, no, no, no
No, nothing's wrong
284
00:24:50,936 --> 00:24:53,404
No, I wanted to speak to Mr Markham
Is he in there?
285
00:24:53,472 --> 00:24:55,872
I'm sorry, Lieutenant
He isn't in
286
00:24:55,941 --> 00:24:58,808
Oh Well, maybe I could
speak to him at home
287
00:24:58,877 --> 00:25:04,247
He only goes there to sleep If you want him,
you'll flnd him at the university
giving a lecture to his students
288
00:25:04,316 --> 00:25:06,716
Oh, really? Oh, you mean,
he teaches too, huh?
289
00:25:06,785 --> 00:25:10,186
Mr Markham feels he has
a responsibility to share his knowledge
290
00:25:10,255 --> 00:25:14,157
Boy, I'll tell you somethin',
it's a wonder the man flnds
all the time, right?
291
00:25:14,226 --> 00:25:17,855
Pure energy, Lieutenant
He's a dynamo
292
00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:21,491
A man like that throws off sparks
and never slows down
293
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:25,196
Most of us can't keep up with him
But we love it, naturally
294
00:25:25,270 --> 00:25:30,799
I mean, well, everyone likes to feel that
he's participating in something important
295
00:25:30,876 --> 00:25:35,745
He's an unusual manTonight's lecture, for instance,on Egyptian architecture...
296
00:25:35,814 --> 00:25:38,442
pyramids, tombs, things like that
297
00:25:38,517 --> 00:25:43,648
He gave up his dinner hour to verify a date...not the year, mind you, the date
298
00:25:43,722 --> 00:25:46,213
He's... Lieutenant?
299
00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:50,384
Lieutenant?
300
00:25:50,462 --> 00:25:52,453
Lieutenant
301
00:25:53,465 --> 00:25:56,025
Is this where he works?
Yes, it is
302
00:25:56,101 --> 00:25:58,092
just wonderful
303
00:25:59,104 --> 00:26:02,301
Marvelous offlce
Yes, it is
304
00:26:02,374 --> 00:26:04,934
Spacious
Yes, it is
305
00:26:06,078 --> 00:26:09,047
Conference room?
Yes, it is
306
00:26:09,114 --> 00:26:11,810
Very handy, isn't it?
Yes, it is
307
00:26:11,884 --> 00:26:17,083
Wonderful I mean everything...
the decor, the paneling, the windows
I'm glad you like it, Lieutenant
308
00:26:17,155 --> 00:26:21,489
But, really, Mr Markham doesn't
permit anyone in his offlce...
I see he likes music
309
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,858
Uh, yes
Has it right here in the offlce, huh?
310
00:26:23,929 --> 00:26:26,523
Yes, he does
Plays it while he's designing
Classical stuff
311
00:26:26,598 --> 00:26:29,362
Uh-huh
My favoriteJust love it
312
00:26:30,369 --> 00:26:32,701
[Classical]
313
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,831
[Increases Volume]
314
00:26:49,888 --> 00:26:52,948
Really, Lieutenant, it's getting late,
[Turns Off]
315
00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:58,622
and I have to meet someone for dinner
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean
to hold you up like that Forgive me
316
00:26:58,697 --> 00:27:02,463
It's just when I start hearing this stuff,
I could just listen for hours I'm sorry
317
00:27:02,534 --> 00:27:05,002
Yes Well, if there's nothing else...
318
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:08,870
No, I don't think there's anything else
Thank you very much Good night
319
00:27:08,941 --> 00:27:10,932
Good night
320
00:27:12,077 --> 00:27:15,308
What happened here?
An accident
321
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:18,144
Oh Tsk-tsk-tsk
322
00:27:18,216 --> 00:27:20,275
Isn't that something?
323
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,379
"Williamson City"
324
00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:25,616
If you ask me,
he doesn't deserve it
325
00:27:25,691 --> 00:27:28,990
Who is that?
Beau Williamson
326
00:27:29,061 --> 00:27:34,693
I know I shouldn't be talking about this,
but it's a shame Mr Markham
has to work for a man like that
327
00:27:34,766 --> 00:27:36,996
You mean,
Mr Williamson did this?
328
00:27:37,069 --> 00:27:41,529
Yes, he just barged
right in here the other day
and smashed it all to smithereens
329
00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:46,341
Guess he didn't like it, huh?
People like that
don't know what they like
330
00:27:46,411 --> 00:27:50,711
All they care about
is what it costs
Too expensive, huh?
331
00:27:50,782 --> 00:27:55,913
Mr Markham has a saying:
You can't put a price tag on genius
332
00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:04,661
Now, these are builtover the course of a generationby an endless supply of slave labor
333
00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:07,563
Oddly enough, the pharaohs of the time,
much like ourselves,
334
00:28:07,632 --> 00:28:10,567
were greatly concerned
with the crime rate
[Door Opens]
335
00:28:12,604 --> 00:28:15,903
The tombs were particularly vulnerable
because the Egyptians buried
336
00:28:15,974 --> 00:28:18,943
vast caches of treasurealong with their dead royalty
337
00:28:19,011 --> 00:28:23,880
So aside from being visually impressive
with their bulk and simplicity,
338
00:28:23,949 --> 00:28:27,009
the tombs are also a marvel
of engineering skills,
339
00:28:27,085 --> 00:28:30,020
built to withstandthe onslaught of thieves
340
00:28:30,088 --> 00:28:34,752
By the way, it's said that someof the engineers who built the pyramids
341
00:28:34,826 --> 00:28:37,989
were sealed up in their own creations
to protect the integrity of the tomb
342
00:28:38,063 --> 00:28:41,089
Fortunately,today's architects are spared
343
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:44,067
that particular indignity
[Students Chuckle]
344
00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:46,434
Lights, please
345
00:28:46,505 --> 00:28:49,941
Uh, next week we'll move rapidly
into the Baroque Period,
346
00:28:50,008 --> 00:28:52,169
and even more rapidly
into our flrst exam
347
00:28:52,244 --> 00:28:56,578
Now, those of you with failing grades
will be permanently entombed,
348
00:28:56,648 --> 00:28:59,947
[Laughing]
at least as far asthis class is concerned
349
00:29:00,018 --> 00:29:02,782
Thank you
350
00:29:09,361 --> 00:29:11,454
[Students Murmuring]
351
00:29:26,111 --> 00:29:29,569
[Door Thuds]
Didn't know you had an interest
in scholarly pursuits, Lieutenant
352
00:29:29,648 --> 00:29:33,709
Well, actually, I just came by
to ask you a few questions
353
00:29:33,785 --> 00:29:36,879
Say, that stuff about burying
those Egyptians, is that true?
354
00:29:36,955 --> 00:29:39,480
According to some experts
355
00:29:39,558 --> 00:29:45,087
- Gee, I flnd that interesting; I mean,
particularly for a fella in my line of work
- Why?
356
00:29:45,163 --> 00:29:49,293
Well, you know, the idea of burying a body
in a place where you can't flnd it
357
00:29:49,367 --> 00:29:53,701
If I ever murdered anybody,
uh, that's what I would do
358
00:29:53,772 --> 00:29:57,970
Well, not many people have accessto the pyramids, Lieutenant
359
00:29:58,043 --> 00:30:00,238
Oh, you wouldn't put 'em
in the pyramids today
360
00:30:00,312 --> 00:30:03,941
No, today you'd have to flnd
another place, like, uh...
361
00:30:04,015 --> 00:30:07,712
Gee, I don't know
You'd have to, uh...
362
00:30:07,786 --> 00:30:10,584
Like the, uh,
foundation of a building?
363
00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:14,957
You know, now that you mention it,
that would be a terriflc place
364
00:30:15,026 --> 00:30:19,963
I mean, you put a body under a building,
you wouldn't flnd it for a hundred years
365
00:30:20,031 --> 00:30:23,432
I'll keep that in mind, Lieutenant,
in case I kill somebody
366
00:30:23,502 --> 00:30:27,199
Now, if you'll get to your questions,
I haven't had any dinner
367
00:30:27,272 --> 00:30:31,732
Gee, you know, neither have I
I can offer you some raisins if...
368
00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:35,576
No No, thank you
Right
I'll tell you why I came by l...
369
00:30:35,647 --> 00:30:38,810
Would you get
that board for me?
Oh, certainly
370
00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:41,409
Uh, yeah
371
00:30:41,486 --> 00:30:46,150
I came by because I'm still
looking into the disappearance
of this Beau Williamson fella
372
00:30:46,224 --> 00:30:49,489
Disappearance So Goldie's got
you convinced now, hmm?
373
00:30:49,561 --> 00:30:54,521
No, no, not necessarily
Oh, by the way, I stopped by your offlce
because I wanted to talk to ya
374
00:30:54,599 --> 00:30:59,832
- I couldn't help noticing
that smashed-up model of Williamson City
- What about it?
375
00:30:59,905 --> 00:31:02,169
Nothing I was just wondering
how it got broken
376
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,802
Why-Why do I have the feeling
that you already know the answer
to that question?
377
00:31:06,878 --> 00:31:10,541
Well, your secretary did say something
about Mr Williamson coming in there,
378
00:31:10,615 --> 00:31:13,083
and she said he was kind of mad
and he kind of threw things around
379
00:31:13,151 --> 00:31:15,483
There's a perfectly simple explanation,
Lieutenant
380
00:31:15,554 --> 00:31:17,886
Beau was angry and for good reason
381
00:31:17,956 --> 00:31:21,892
We went ahead on the project
without his permission
It was very undiplomatic of us
382
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,053
I see
383
00:31:24,129 --> 00:31:26,063
"Us"
384
00:31:26,131 --> 00:31:28,691
Oh, you mean, you and his wife
385
00:31:28,767 --> 00:31:31,895
Yes Well, Jennifer's, uh,
an admirer of my work
386
00:31:31,970 --> 00:31:35,098
Oh, yeah Yeah, she told me that
387
00:31:35,173 --> 00:31:39,371
Uh... Uh...
Gee, I got a little problem
No, I'll... Here, I'll get it I'll get it
388
00:31:39,444 --> 00:31:43,608
Thank you
In any event, Beau came back
from his trip, and he saw the plans
389
00:31:43,682 --> 00:31:47,209
It took him by surprise
Beau is a volatile Texan,
390
00:31:47,285 --> 00:31:50,254
and when he gets angry,
well, it shows
391
00:31:50,322 --> 00:31:54,315
Fortunately, when I explained
the project to him, he was delighted
392
00:31:54,392 --> 00:31:59,193
I see Happy ending, huh?
Hm
393
00:31:59,264 --> 00:32:04,167
But, uh, won't his disappearance
interfere with your plans
to move ahead?
394
00:32:04,236 --> 00:32:09,503
Are we really back to that?
Lieutenant, all the evidence indicates
that he simply left the country
395
00:32:09,574 --> 00:32:12,441
Well, we did flnd his car
at the airport
There you are That should prove it
396
00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:17,846
It should, yeah But you know,
we checked out every flight list,
397
00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:20,749
and there wasn't
one Williamson on it
398
00:32:20,819 --> 00:32:24,687
Lieutenant, Beau is a...
He's a high-powered tycoon
399
00:32:24,756 --> 00:32:27,987
He's got exotic business interests
all over the world
400
00:32:28,059 --> 00:32:30,755
Now, isn't it just possible
for reasons not known to us
401
00:32:30,829 --> 00:32:34,424
that he might occasionally
fly under a different name?
402
00:32:34,499 --> 00:32:37,491
Yes That is possible
403
00:32:37,569 --> 00:32:39,833
Then I wouldn't worry about it
404
00:32:39,904 --> 00:32:43,670
Now, if you'll excuse me,
a very hungry architect
would like to get himself some dinner
405
00:32:43,742 --> 00:32:48,338
Yeah You know what's
a funny thing about that car?
406
00:32:48,413 --> 00:32:52,474
Car's got a tape machine in it,
and the glove compartment
is full of cassettes
407
00:32:52,550 --> 00:32:56,179
Everyone of'em is country
and western music That's all
408
00:32:56,254 --> 00:32:59,121
And his wife tells me this man
doesn't listen to anything else
409
00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:01,283
Nothing unusual about that
410
00:33:01,359 --> 00:33:06,797
No, except the radio dial was set at 52
Classical station
411
00:33:06,865 --> 00:33:09,197
Turned it on Classical music
412
00:33:09,267 --> 00:33:11,929
I see
413
00:33:14,139 --> 00:33:17,540
You want a half a candy bar?
No
414
00:33:17,609 --> 00:33:21,545
Anyway, it seems that
whoever was driving that car
415
00:33:21,613 --> 00:33:24,104
must've been listening
to classical music
416
00:33:25,116 --> 00:33:27,107
It's confusing
417
00:33:27,185 --> 00:33:30,621
I'm sure you'll flnd an answer,
Lieutenant
418
00:33:33,158 --> 00:33:35,353
I'm certainly gonna try
419
00:33:35,427 --> 00:33:37,895
Anyway, thanks for your time
420
00:33:39,597 --> 00:33:42,896
Oh Uh, as for your designs,
421
00:33:44,202 --> 00:33:46,796
Mr Williamson did give you his approval,
didn't he?
422
00:33:46,871 --> 00:33:49,066
I already told you, Lieutenant
423
00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:53,076
- As soon as he got over his anger,
he gave me his full support
- Right
424
00:33:53,144 --> 00:33:55,942
Thanks very much
425
00:33:57,482 --> 00:34:00,576
- You know, that's some coincidence
- What is?
426
00:34:00,652 --> 00:34:05,282
That music thingYou're a great classical music fan yourself,aren't ya?
427
00:34:05,357 --> 00:34:07,518
I saw your record collection
down in the offlce
428
00:34:07,592 --> 00:34:13,360
Guilty, Lieutenant I like classical music,
along with a few hundred thousand
other people in this city
429
00:34:13,431 --> 00:34:17,993
Me too I like it myself
Enjoy your meal
430
00:34:28,747 --> 00:34:31,841
Yeah, yeah, I know him
He's that Texas guy
What's his name? Uh...
431
00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:35,943
His name is Williamson
He's a very close friend
of Mr Markham's
432
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:38,818
Friend, huh?
Well, weren't they friends?
433
00:34:38,890 --> 00:34:41,154
Not the last time I seen that guy
The last time I saw that guy,
434
00:34:41,226 --> 00:34:44,286
he looked like he was
ready to wrap a two-by-four
around Mr Markham's neck
435
00:34:44,362 --> 00:34:46,592
No kidding
Yeah? When was that?
436
00:34:46,664 --> 00:34:50,725
Hey, look, Lieutenant
I got a building to put up, all right?
I'll see ya around
437
00:34:50,802 --> 00:34:55,068
Yeah, okay I mean, I don't want
to interfere with your work
But, look, there's one other thing
438
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:59,372
Hey, look Talk to Mr Markham, will ya?I'm just in charge of the nuts and boltsaround here
439
00:34:59,444 --> 00:35:03,972
Well, then you know
about those columns
Heh! Not columns Piles
440
00:35:04,048 --> 00:35:07,108
Oh, piles
So that's what they're called, huh?
Yeah, that's right
441
00:35:07,185 --> 00:35:09,813
Well, tell me about 'em
Well, I'll tell ya
442
00:35:09,888 --> 00:35:12,857
First we sink a hollow steel cylinder
in the ground
443
00:35:12,924 --> 00:35:15,950
Then we flll it with cement,
and when it hardens, we got a pile
444
00:35:16,027 --> 00:35:18,325
So that's what a pile is, huh?
That's right
445
00:35:18,396 --> 00:35:22,457
Well, that's interesting
Uh, what do you do? You keep a record
when you put 'em in the ground?
446
00:35:22,534 --> 00:35:25,833
Have to, and which one's flrst
447
00:35:25,904 --> 00:35:30,238
You mean you could tell me
exactly what day each one
of these piles was sunk?
448
00:35:30,308 --> 00:35:34,608
The day, the time, how long it took
and how many men I had on the job
449
00:35:34,679 --> 00:35:38,638
LieutenantStill obsessed with pyramids?
450
00:35:38,716 --> 00:35:41,651
Well, it must've been that lecture,
Mr Markham
451
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,745
I never really noticed buildings before,
but I'm interested in 'em now
452
00:35:44,823 --> 00:35:48,850
Carl, you gonna check on
those HVAC estimates for me?
Yes, sir
453
00:35:48,927 --> 00:35:51,327
I'll see you around, Lieutenant
Right
454
00:35:51,396 --> 00:35:56,800
Hey, tell me the truth, Lieutenant
Are you interested in buildings
or builders?
455
00:35:56,868 --> 00:35:59,928
What do you mean?
Well, let's look at your itinerary
456
00:36:00,004 --> 00:36:04,737
You showed up
at my offlce, my lecture,
now at my construction site
457
00:36:04,809 --> 00:36:07,869
Well, actually, I just happen
to have some spare time, uh...
458
00:36:07,946 --> 00:36:12,679
Perhaps you should spend your time a little
more productively You're supposed to be
tracking down Beau Williamson, aren't ya?
459
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:15,014
Now, surely,
you don't think he's here, do ya?
460
00:36:15,086 --> 00:36:18,112
Well, no I don't see how he could be
461
00:36:20,325 --> 00:36:22,657
Well, if you'll forgive me,
I'll go back to my work
462
00:36:22,727 --> 00:36:24,957
Certainly
463
00:36:27,298 --> 00:36:31,962
I, uh... I assume I can look forward
to another visit in the near future?
464
00:36:32,036 --> 00:36:35,164
Well, if anything interesting turns up,
I'll surely get in touch with you
465
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,731
I'm sure you will
466
00:36:44,282 --> 00:36:47,945
Say, do you have the time?
I think my watch is out of order
467
00:36:48,019 --> 00:36:50,010
It's, uh, 1 O:3O
468
00:36:50,088 --> 00:36:53,785
I don't wanna be late
I got an appointment at the doctor
469
00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:58,520
[Air Pumping]Doctor, really,
470
00:36:58,596 --> 00:37:01,497
I never intended
to have an exam...
Shh!
471
00:37:01,566 --> 00:37:04,558
just a moment
472
00:37:08,473 --> 00:37:13,001
Blood pressure's a bit low
Well, that's normal for me
Look, Doctor, really...
473
00:37:13,077 --> 00:37:16,672
I know, you came here
to ask me questions
But a checkup never hurts
474
00:37:16,748 --> 00:37:20,775
Now, do you get enough exercise?
Well, I, uh... I walk a bit
475
00:37:20,852 --> 00:37:25,016
Doctor, listen,
I just had a police physical
Can't have too many, Lieutenant
476
00:37:25,089 --> 00:37:28,820
The human machine
is a delicate instrument
There we go Now, you were saying?
477
00:37:28,893 --> 00:37:30,861
Yeah This is what I wanna know
478
00:37:30,929 --> 00:37:35,525
Look, it's 11:2O Mr Williamson
hasn't shown up for his appointment
Mm-hmm
479
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,125
Now, was this just
another routine checkup?
480
00:37:38,202 --> 00:37:41,569
When you have a heart condition
that needs a pacemaker,
no visit is routine
481
00:37:41,639 --> 00:37:43,971
You can roll down your sleeve
Oh, yeah
482
00:37:44,042 --> 00:37:45,976
No, what I mean is this
483
00:37:46,044 --> 00:37:49,980
Was this particular appointment
any more or any less important
than the others?
484
00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:54,883
Well, let me put it this way
If Beau Williamson doesn't get to me,
or-or any other specialist,
485
00:37:54,953 --> 00:37:57,444
he's running a grave risk
with his health
486
00:37:57,522 --> 00:38:00,013
Well, why is that?
487
00:38:04,462 --> 00:38:06,794
This is a pacemaker
488
00:38:06,864 --> 00:38:10,664
You mean it's that big?
It runs on miniature
energy cells
489
00:38:10,735 --> 00:38:13,898
Well, that's sort of like
an electric watch
Exactly
490
00:38:13,972 --> 00:38:16,736
It regulates a heart
that can't keep
a steady beat of its own
491
00:38:16,808 --> 00:38:20,574
Now, every year or so,
these energy cells
have to be replaced,
492
00:38:20,645 --> 00:38:23,580
or the pacemaker becomes erratic
causing the heart to malfunction
493
00:38:23,648 --> 00:38:27,641
It other words, you could die
Put simply, yes
494
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:31,883
Is this a big operation?
No, but it is
a surgical procedure
495
00:38:31,956 --> 00:38:34,424
Could another doctor
besides yourself perform it?
496
00:38:34,492 --> 00:38:36,983
Naturally But, uh,
knowing Beau Williamson,
497
00:38:37,061 --> 00:38:41,725
I seriously doubt if he'd put himself
in the hands of another stranger...
no matter how competent
498
00:38:41,799 --> 00:38:44,962
Mmm I see All right, Doc
499
00:38:45,036 --> 00:38:49,302
Listen, I wanna thank you
very much for the time
and for the checkup
500
00:38:49,374 --> 00:38:51,535
Well, it wasn't much
of a checkup, but you're welcome
501
00:38:51,609 --> 00:38:54,601
Now, if you locate Mr Williamson,
tell him to contact me immediately
502
00:38:54,679 --> 00:38:57,671
All right, I will
I'll do that
Are you looking for something?
503
00:38:57,749 --> 00:39:00,912
Uh, do you have a lighter?
You won't flnd one here,
Lieutenant
504
00:39:00,985 --> 00:39:04,921
And let me give you
some free medical advice
Stop smoking those things
505
00:39:04,989 --> 00:39:07,651
Well, I-I've been trying
Trying isn't good enough
506
00:39:07,725 --> 00:39:10,387
Remember, I deal in pacemakers
507
00:39:12,563 --> 00:39:14,497
[Mumbles]
508
00:39:16,234 --> 00:39:18,168
Mm
509
00:39:39,023 --> 00:39:41,514
[Goldie]Well, lover, are you satisfled?
510
00:39:41,592 --> 00:39:44,425
Goldie, what are you doing here?
511
00:39:44,495 --> 00:39:47,931
Same thing you are,
checking up on Beau
He didn't show up, did he?
512
00:39:47,999 --> 00:39:49,933
No
513
00:39:50,001 --> 00:39:54,097
Columbo, the man is dead
Now, he would never miss
an appointment with a doctor
514
00:39:54,172 --> 00:39:56,106
He was always very nervous
about his health
515
00:39:56,174 --> 00:39:59,337
Now, that may be,
but there's no proof
516
00:39:59,410 --> 00:40:04,404
There's nothing solid to go on yet
Columbo, what does it take to
convince you that I'm right? His body?
517
00:40:04,482 --> 00:40:08,043
[Panting]
Please, slow down
You're running me ragged
518
00:40:08,119 --> 00:40:09,780
Well, that's the object
of the game
519
00:40:09,854 --> 00:40:12,846
Isn't there anythingyou do badly?
Yes Lose
520
00:40:12,924 --> 00:40:16,917
I don't believe it
Have you ever lost?
Come on You're doing beautifully
521
00:40:16,994 --> 00:40:20,259
It's just that I don't get
my arm back in time
Ready or not, I'm serving
522
00:40:23,768 --> 00:40:26,794
Oh! That's embarrassing
523
00:40:26,871 --> 00:40:29,533
Listen, your problem is you're getting
your racket back a little late
Throw me a ball
524
00:40:29,607 --> 00:40:32,041
Can't, we hit them all out
Oh, I'll get it
525
00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:35,443
No, let me
I'm getting embarrassed to face you
526
00:40:35,513 --> 00:40:37,447
[Chuckles]
527
00:40:37,515 --> 00:40:42,350
You know in Cannes,
they have trained dogs
that retrieve tennis balls
528
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:45,082
I'll tell Beau somebody's
got something on him
529
00:40:45,156 --> 00:40:47,351
Elliot
530
00:40:50,628 --> 00:40:53,495
What's the matter?
531
00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:58,499
[Crying]
What's the matter?
532
00:40:58,569 --> 00:41:01,561
[Continues Crying]
It's Beau's hat
533
00:41:45,383 --> 00:41:49,217
A battered, bloodstained hat
by itself means next to nothing
534
00:41:49,287 --> 00:41:52,620
Well, it looks kind of strange though,
don't you think?
535
00:41:52,690 --> 00:41:56,182
We don't even know
if he was wearing a hat...
if he was killed
536
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:59,821
We don't But the question is,
where did it come from?
537
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:06,129
[Exhales]
When will the police lab
have a report?
538
00:42:06,204 --> 00:42:09,469
Pretty soon
I told them to rush it
[Jennifer] I got them
539
00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:14,034
Good
What'd you ask her to get?
His army dog tags?
540
00:42:14,111 --> 00:42:16,045
Yes
541
00:42:23,221 --> 00:42:27,715
You want a drink, Lieutenant?
No Thanks anyhow
542
00:42:29,227 --> 00:42:32,890
What I could really use
is a cigar
Beg your pardon?
543
00:42:32,964 --> 00:42:36,525
Here they are, Lieutenant
I flnally found them in the attic
544
00:42:36,601 --> 00:42:38,592
But why you want them,
I don't know
545
00:42:38,669 --> 00:42:42,161
You see, army dog tagsusually have a blood type on 'emYeah, here it is
546
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:46,904
B-positive
I'm sure glad he saved these
A lot of guys usually do
547
00:42:46,978 --> 00:42:50,641
I still think this is
an exercise in futility
We don't even know if it's his hat
548
00:42:50,715 --> 00:42:54,048
Well, it has to be
It wasn't new, but he had
a lot of them around,
549
00:42:54,118 --> 00:42:56,780
and the brim was flxed
just the way he always wore it
550
00:42:56,854 --> 00:43:00,017
Besides, it was custom-made,
so the label will be easy enough
to check on
551
00:43:00,091 --> 00:43:03,083
[Phone Rings]
552
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,823
Yes? Just a momentLieutenant, it's for you
553
00:43:06,898 --> 00:43:10,061
Thank you Hello
554
00:43:10,134 --> 00:43:12,796
Uh-huh Uh-huh
555
00:43:14,805 --> 00:43:16,796
Yeah, that's what I flgured
Thank you
556
00:43:19,543 --> 00:43:22,603
Blood type B-positive
It's the same as your husband's
I'm sorry, ma'am
557
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,843
Then something did happen to him
He is dead!
558
00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:29,182
Now, Jennifer,
you're jumping to conclusions
Don't be hysterical
559
00:43:29,253 --> 00:43:33,246
Lieutenant, tell her that
blood on a hat doesn't
necessarily mean that Beau's dead
560
00:43:33,324 --> 00:43:36,987
Well, that's true It doesn't
But I say we have a whole new ball game
561
00:43:43,067 --> 00:43:45,558
[Classical On Stereo]
562
00:43:51,909 --> 00:43:55,902
Sorry, strict orders
He doesn't want to be bothered
[Faint]
563
00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:58,073
He's playing that music awfully loud
Bad mood?
564
00:44:04,522 --> 00:44:09,255
He doesn't have bad moods
Let's just say he's been happier
[Blows]
565
00:44:09,327 --> 00:44:11,989
[Continues]
566
00:44:22,606 --> 00:44:24,938
Miss Sherman!
567
00:44:28,746 --> 00:44:30,509
- Miss Sherman
- Yes, sir?
568
00:44:30,581 --> 00:44:33,175
Would you get
Mrs Williamson, please?
Yes, sir
569
00:44:34,952 --> 00:44:36,613
[Stops]
570
00:44:36,687 --> 00:44:39,850
[New Song]
571
00:44:52,236 --> 00:44:54,466
[Intercom Buzzes]
Yes?
572
00:44:54,538 --> 00:44:57,530
Mrs Williamson
is on the line
[Line Clicks] Hello?
573
00:44:57,608 --> 00:45:00,441
Hello, Jennifer How are you?Feeling any better?
574
00:45:00,511 --> 00:45:05,175
I'm not sure how I feel
I just keep thinking about that hat
575
00:45:05,249 --> 00:45:09,413
Well, that's-that's what
I called you about You know,
I may have an explanation for you
576
00:45:09,487 --> 00:45:14,982
What?
Well, I've got to check on a few things
before I tell you anything
577
00:45:15,059 --> 00:45:18,222
You think you can arrange
to have Beau's will sent over?
578
00:45:18,295 --> 00:45:21,662
Beau's will?What on earth for?
just trust me
579
00:45:23,834 --> 00:45:25,734
Get out of there
580
00:45:25,803 --> 00:45:27,737
That won't help, Goldie
I've already seen 'em
581
00:45:27,805 --> 00:45:31,536
You said you wanted to talk,
and suddenly I flnd you
poking around in my closet
582
00:45:31,609 --> 00:45:35,443
Now, you've got no right
Two of Beau's old hats
left over from the old days
583
00:45:35,513 --> 00:45:38,505
I had a hunch
there were three on that shelf
584
00:45:38,582 --> 00:45:41,415
I don't know what
you're talking about
Oh, don't you?
585
00:45:41,485 --> 00:45:44,420
Well, you planted that hat
You manufactured the whole show
586
00:45:44,488 --> 00:45:46,649
just to back up your story
that Beau's dead
[Scoffs]
587
00:45:46,724 --> 00:45:49,386
You're reaching, mister
[Chuckles]
588
00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:52,452
Now, what's that?
It's Beau's will
It's an interesting document
589
00:45:52,530 --> 00:45:54,521
Shows why you're so eager
to prove he's dead
590
00:45:54,598 --> 00:45:56,759
Mister, you're farther out
than your buildings
591
00:45:56,834 --> 00:45:59,735
Now, according to this,
the minute Beau Williamson's
offlcially dead,
592
00:45:59,804 --> 00:46:02,295
you inherit 25%o of his estate
593
00:46:02,373 --> 00:46:05,865
That's a lot of gold lam�
Much more than you'll
ever see in alimony
594
00:46:05,943 --> 00:46:08,707
Now, you listen to me
You're after me for some reason,
595
00:46:08,779 --> 00:46:11,771
and all I'm trying to do
is point out what's plain
as the nose on your face
596
00:46:11,849 --> 00:46:17,344
That will doesn't prove a thing
Suppose we call Lt Columbo?
We'll leave it up to him
597
00:46:17,421 --> 00:46:19,582
Uh, listen, uh, I can
save yourself the trouble
598
00:46:19,657 --> 00:46:23,650
Ah, the omnipresent constable
What are you doing here?
599
00:46:23,727 --> 00:46:27,219
Well, your maid let me in
She told me you were up here
with Mr Markham
600
00:46:27,298 --> 00:46:30,131
I hope I'm not
interrupting anything
How long were you standing there?
601
00:46:30,201 --> 00:46:34,365
Oh, not very long
I guess I did hear the tail end
of what you were saying
602
00:46:34,438 --> 00:46:38,772
Well, then I guess you know
what kind of fertilizer
this boy is spreading around
603
00:46:38,843 --> 00:46:42,176
Well, you know, actually,
uh, Mr Markham,
he's making pretty good sense
604
00:46:42,246 --> 00:46:44,180
I mean, he'd almost
make a detective
605
00:46:44,248 --> 00:46:48,082
That stuff about the will,
that's, uh, well,
that's good police work
606
00:46:48,152 --> 00:46:50,814
Thank you, Lieutenant
I thought
you were my friend
607
00:46:50,888 --> 00:46:52,879
Goldie, I am your friend
608
00:46:52,957 --> 00:46:57,291
And because I'm your friend,
I'd like to give you some advice
609
00:46:57,361 --> 00:47:01,127
I think it would do you
a lot of good
if you told the truth
610
00:47:01,198 --> 00:47:03,860
I am telling the truth
Are ya?
611
00:47:03,934 --> 00:47:09,429
You see, I just spoke to that nice
japanese girl that gives you the massages
Miko
612
00:47:09,507 --> 00:47:13,671
And we had a little trouble
understanding each other,
but we flnally made it
613
00:47:13,744 --> 00:47:17,737
She told me that she noticed
a bandaged cut on the back
of your leg this morning,
614
00:47:17,815 --> 00:47:22,650
and it wasn't there yesterday
Pure coincidence
I cut myself shaving
615
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:27,214
I also went down to
the Bureau of Records
and dug up your marriage license
616
00:47:27,291 --> 00:47:32,024
It turns out that you
and Mr Williamson have
the same blood type, B-positive
617
00:47:32,096 --> 00:47:35,930
That's very good, Lieutenant
Obviously, she took one of
her husband's old hats,
618
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,401
added some blood
from a self-inflicted wound
and left it near the tennis court
619
00:47:39,470 --> 00:47:41,563
Anything to make it look
as if Beau had been murdered
620
00:47:41,639 --> 00:47:44,199
What about it, ma'am?
Oh, and another thing,
621
00:47:44,275 --> 00:47:47,267
the lab tells me that the blood
is only 24-hours old
622
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,614
All right, all right
I did it I planted the hat
623
00:47:53,684 --> 00:47:56,016
I was just trying to get
everybody off the dime
624
00:47:57,588 --> 00:48:00,250
I guess I'm in trouble, huh?
Falsifying evidence?
625
00:48:00,324 --> 00:48:03,487
There's no real harm done
Surely she didn't break any law?
626
00:48:03,561 --> 00:48:05,495
Your help I don't need
627
00:48:05,563 --> 00:48:08,555
Well, like Mr Markham says,
there was no harm done
628
00:48:08,632 --> 00:48:12,625
As far as I'm concerned,
I think everybody can forget about it
629
00:48:12,703 --> 00:48:15,365
Well, and I'll be going
630
00:48:15,439 --> 00:48:18,931
Oh, Mr Markham,
may I borrow that will
for an hour or two?
631
00:48:20,044 --> 00:48:22,706
Well, I'm afraid it isn't mine
It belongs toJennifer
632
00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:26,773
Why don't I take it back to her?
I'm sure dropping it off
will take you out of your way
633
00:48:26,850 --> 00:48:28,784
Well, suit yourself
634
00:48:46,136 --> 00:48:48,798
Now, let me ask you
this question
635
00:48:48,872 --> 00:48:51,363
Is this the flrst pile iron you sunk?
636
00:48:51,442 --> 00:48:55,708
Yeah, that's pile D3
We did that the day of
the dedication
637
00:48:55,779 --> 00:48:57,770
You were here, remember?
I saw you coming in
638
00:48:57,848 --> 00:49:01,477
Well, what happens then?
You just dig a hole
and you just plop the stuff in?
639
00:49:01,552 --> 00:49:04,453
[Carl]We usually dig 'em the day beforeI see
640
00:49:04,521 --> 00:49:07,718
Then you have this big hole
sitting there all night?
641
00:49:07,791 --> 00:49:10,954
It's not a safety hazard, Lieutenant
Don't worry about it
642
00:49:11,028 --> 00:49:13,360
I see, uh-huh
[Honks]
643
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,734
[Carl]
Hey, it's Mr Markham
644
00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:24,130
[Brakes Squeal]
645
00:49:31,749 --> 00:49:33,740
The lieutenant
was looking for you, Mr Markham
646
00:49:33,817 --> 00:49:38,618
I'm sure he was
I see you have our building records
647
00:49:38,689 --> 00:49:42,352
Yes, sir
But he wanted to take a look
Listen, I didn't think you'd mind
648
00:49:42,426 --> 00:49:46,260
No, of course notI wouldn't wanna dampenyour new interest in architecture
649
00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:48,992
All right, Carl Thanks
650
00:49:49,066 --> 00:49:53,400
Lieutenant, anybody ever tell you
you're very much like an arachnid?
651
00:49:53,470 --> 00:49:57,133
A what?
A tick They're quite common,
but excessively tenacious
652
00:49:57,207 --> 00:50:02,201
They hang on
They let go only under
extreme prodding
653
00:50:02,279 --> 00:50:05,112
Well, I never heard of it
[Laughs]
654
00:50:09,386 --> 00:50:12,480
- There it is
- [Columbo] There's what?
655
00:50:16,427 --> 00:50:19,590
Pile D3
What do you mean?
656
00:50:19,663 --> 00:50:22,496
Why don't you dig it up?
What?
657
00:50:22,566 --> 00:50:24,534
All right Come on
You know you want to
658
00:50:24,601 --> 00:50:26,466
I don't know
what you're talking about
659
00:50:26,537 --> 00:50:29,870
Oh, it's such a marvelous place
to-to hide a body
660
00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:33,535
Crew comes in, digs a hole
Hole sits there overnight
661
00:50:33,610 --> 00:50:37,603
If I were a murderer...
hypothetically speaking, of course...
it'd be made to order
662
00:50:37,681 --> 00:50:42,482
just drive up, dump the body
The next morning, crew comes in,
fllls the hole with concrete
663
00:50:42,553 --> 00:50:44,714
Neat, clean, foolproof
664
00:50:44,788 --> 00:50:47,120
Well, now, wait a minute
If you were a murderer...
665
00:50:47,191 --> 00:50:50,354
hypothetically, like you say...
you're not going to
tell this to the police
666
00:50:50,427 --> 00:50:53,828
Well, why not?
You'd never be able to dig it up
667
00:50:53,897 --> 00:50:58,891
Besides, how do you know
I'm not a victim of my own bravado?
668
00:51:18,989 --> 00:51:23,483
How much would it cost?
I mean, to actually dig up pile D3?
669
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:28,054
just for the sake of curiosity
Well, a great deal more than
your bank account, Lieutenant
670
00:51:28,132 --> 00:51:31,693
To say nothing of the permits,
assuming you got permission,
which is doubtful
671
00:51:31,769 --> 00:51:34,932
Mmm Probably be a mess,
wouldn't it?
672
00:51:35,005 --> 00:51:37,701
Well, it's a lot of concrete
Yeah, it sure is
673
00:51:37,775 --> 00:51:42,644
You really believe that
Beau Williamson
met with foul play, don't you?
674
00:51:42,713 --> 00:51:46,979
That's astonishingThere's no body, you've no proof
675
00:51:47,050 --> 00:51:49,041
Aside from Goldie's
pathetic attempt at fraud, no motive
676
00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:52,782
- Well, actually, there is a motive
- Oh?
677
00:51:52,856 --> 00:51:55,290
Oh, yes It's in Mr Williamson's will
678
00:51:55,359 --> 00:52:00,854
You see, before I dropped it offat his wife's house, I stopped byto see my brother-in-law
679
00:52:00,931 --> 00:52:05,766
Uh, he's an attorney
Nothing big, you understand,
but, uh, he's pretty good
680
00:52:07,037 --> 00:52:10,529
- You've been very busy
- Well, it's just part of the job
681
00:52:10,607 --> 00:52:14,839
Anyway, he tells me that
there's a very interesting clause
in that will
682
00:52:14,912 --> 00:52:17,904
And it says thatif Mr Williamson dies,
683
00:52:17,981 --> 00:52:22,247
his wife, Jennifer, doesn't gain
control of the estate
684
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,312
- Is that so?
- Mm
685
00:52:26,390 --> 00:52:30,884
Yeah, aside from Goldie's 25%o,
the entire thing goes into a trust
686
00:52:30,961 --> 00:52:34,158
And the wife, all she gets
is the income from the interest
687
00:52:34,231 --> 00:52:38,065
- How nice for her
- Yeah, it's a lot of money
688
00:52:38,135 --> 00:52:40,899
But it's a lot less than it takes
to flnance your city
689
00:52:40,971 --> 00:52:45,408
You know, you're proving my point,
Lieutenant I have no interest
in seeing Beau dead
690
00:52:45,476 --> 00:52:50,311
- I want the city built
- Yeah, but if he's dead,
and it can't be proved,
691
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:52,678
then legally he's considered alive,
692
00:52:52,749 --> 00:52:56,014
which means his wifecan spend the moneywithout restrictions
693
00:52:56,086 --> 00:52:59,681
You see, she could go right ahead
and bankroll your city
694
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:06,055
- Quite a lawyer, your brother-in-law
- Yeah, I know The whole family,
we're kind of proud of'im
695
00:53:06,129 --> 00:53:10,862
As long as he's giving you
so much free counsel, I hope
there's one other point that he made
696
00:53:10,934 --> 00:53:15,701
- Uh, what's that?
- Well, a man can be declared
legally dead without a corpus delicti,
697
00:53:15,772 --> 00:53:20,573
but if you really wanna
make a case against someone,
it might help if you found the body
698
00:53:20,644 --> 00:53:24,910
Yeah, I know
See, I flgure I, uh,
699
00:53:24,982 --> 00:53:28,076
I gotta come up
with something concrete
700
00:53:39,997 --> 00:53:41,328
Uh...
701
00:53:49,706 --> 00:53:51,674
[Phone Ringing]
702
00:53:59,516 --> 00:54:01,677
[Continues Ringing]
703
00:54:25,876 --> 00:54:28,367
[Keyboard Clacking][Phone Ringing, Faint]
704
00:55:17,361 --> 00:55:19,295
Wednesday morning
705
00:55:22,866 --> 00:55:24,857
Thank you
706
00:55:27,070 --> 00:55:31,234
I, uh, need some information about...
j-Just a minute, please
707
00:55:38,015 --> 00:55:39,846
Yes?
708
00:55:41,184 --> 00:55:44,017
I want some information
How do I go about, uh,
709
00:55:44,087 --> 00:55:48,581
getting permission to dig up
a pile of a building
that's already under construction?
710
00:55:48,659 --> 00:55:50,991
I beg your pardon?
711
00:55:51,061 --> 00:55:54,656
A pile of a building
that's under construction
712
00:55:54,731 --> 00:55:57,199
I wanna dig it up
713
00:55:57,267 --> 00:56:00,259
Regular-size pile?
Yeah
714
00:56:00,337 --> 00:56:04,501
Ten thousand pounds?
I would think so
715
00:56:04,574 --> 00:56:06,565
just a minute, please
716
00:56:08,512 --> 00:56:12,949
Section 346B
"Foundations"
717
00:56:13,016 --> 00:56:15,712
Do you know how much
a thing like that would cost?
718
00:56:15,786 --> 00:56:18,152
No How much?
719
00:56:21,825 --> 00:56:24,760
"See 581 D"
720
00:56:27,064 --> 00:56:28,998
Yes, here we are
721
00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:34,729
Now, what's your connection,
by the way? Contractor? Owner?
722
00:56:35,739 --> 00:56:39,402
No I'm from the police
Uh, Lt Columbo
723
00:56:39,476 --> 00:56:44,140
Oh, yes
Well, you'll have to have
a departmental approval
724
00:56:44,214 --> 00:56:47,706
under regulation 613
of the municipal code
725
00:56:47,784 --> 00:56:52,915
I see That's, uh, 613?
Six-one-three
726
00:56:52,989 --> 00:56:56,686
Now, once you get that,
you flle your permits,
727
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:02,027
your requisition slips
and, uh, if the mayor's offlce
approves of that,
728
00:57:02,099 --> 00:57:04,624
uh, then you're set
729
00:57:04,701 --> 00:57:08,330
Been to the Structural Engineering
Department?
What for?
730
00:57:08,405 --> 00:57:13,399
Uh, Lieutenant, you have to show
the exact foundation to be torn out
731
00:57:13,477 --> 00:57:15,377
so we can make our estimates
732
00:57:17,714 --> 00:57:22,310
Oh Where do I do that?
Room 316, down the hall
733
00:57:22,385 --> 00:57:25,377
All right
I'll be right back
734
00:58:01,057 --> 00:58:03,525
Got 'em
Good
735
00:58:03,593 --> 00:58:07,495
- Well?
- Lunch hour Come back at 1:OO
736
00:58:52,075 --> 00:58:53,736
Okay
737
00:58:59,783 --> 00:59:03,446
How long have you been
digging here?
Since about 8:OO this morning
738
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,853
And how much
is this going to cost?
I don't know
739
00:59:06,923 --> 00:59:09,983
Inspector, how much
is all this going to cost?
740
00:59:10,060 --> 00:59:12,551
Morning, Inspector
Hi, Inspector
741
00:59:13,697 --> 00:59:16,530
Well, he won't tell you I'll tell you
It's gonna cost considerable
742
00:59:45,095 --> 00:59:49,259
Well, Lieutenant
You know, you can still stop it
before it's too late
743
00:59:50,767 --> 00:59:53,429
Well, you know,
I went to so much trouble
to get the permission,
744
00:59:53,503 --> 00:59:57,098
that, uh, I think
I'd better go ahead
Well, that's up to you
745
00:59:57,173 --> 01:00:01,337
I hope you realize
how much work you're causing
for a great many people
746
01:00:01,411 --> 01:00:04,403
Well, it's a lot more
than I expected, I'll give you that
747
01:00:15,992 --> 01:00:18,552
You, uh, should've
dressed for the occasion
748
01:00:18,628 --> 01:00:21,119
What?
They're taking your picture
749
01:00:21,197 --> 01:00:24,223
You're gonna be a celebrity
on the 6:OO news
750
01:00:24,301 --> 01:00:26,633
All right, come on, fellas
Gimme a break, huh?
751
01:00:26,703 --> 01:00:30,469
Listen, I, uh...
I wanna apologize for the press
752
01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:33,771
I didn't realize
they were gonna be here
I had nothing to do with it
753
01:00:33,843 --> 01:00:36,971
- Must've been a leak
down in the department
- No, I invited them
754
01:00:37,047 --> 01:00:40,141
Hope you don't mind
I intend to make a statement
when you're flnished
755
01:00:40,216 --> 01:00:43,913
You do? Well, maybe
I'll have a statement of my own
756
01:00:43,987 --> 01:00:46,649
Well, you're clutching at straws
757
01:00:49,592 --> 01:00:53,926
Carl, you're keeping a record of
the delay in construction time,
aren't you?
758
01:00:53,997 --> 01:00:57,398
- [Carl] Yes, sir
- All right Fine
759
01:00:57,467 --> 01:01:00,163
Lieutenant, I want you
to know I admire you
760
01:01:00,236 --> 01:01:03,569
- Oh, really?
- You've got the courage of
your conviction
761
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:06,905
That's an admirable trait...
misdirected as it may be
762
01:01:13,516 --> 01:01:16,178
Lieutenant, there you are
763
01:01:17,354 --> 01:01:22,018
You just stay right there,
because I am gonna love you to death
764
01:01:23,093 --> 01:01:25,687
We could've used you
at the Alamo You've got guts
765
01:01:25,762 --> 01:01:28,253
Oh, yeah
jennifer called
and told me about this
766
01:01:28,331 --> 01:01:31,494
Then she pulled the covers
over her head which is her way
of dealing with problems
767
01:01:31,568 --> 01:01:35,561
But I'm here
to give you support
Thanks I appreciate that
768
01:01:35,638 --> 01:01:38,971
Are you getting
a little nervous, Mr Markham?
Should I be?
769
01:01:39,042 --> 01:01:43,206
Well, it depends on what's down there
The usual, Goldie...
bedrock and cement
770
01:01:43,279 --> 01:01:45,770
Mmm, I wonder
So does the lieutenant
771
01:01:45,849 --> 01:01:48,818
But he'll have his curiosity
satisfled soon enough
772
01:01:48,885 --> 01:01:51,115
Mr Markham,can I see you a moment, please?
773
01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:58,788
Don't be intimidated
I think he's scared
774
01:02:02,332 --> 01:02:06,234
If this looks all right to you,
can we bring in the crane?
775
01:02:06,302 --> 01:02:09,567
All right, bring her in,
take her up
What's happening?
776
01:02:09,639 --> 01:02:11,800
We'll have her up
in a half hour
777
01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:14,207
Another half hour
778
01:02:14,277 --> 01:02:17,769
Nervous, Lieutenant?
Yeah, a little
779
01:02:17,847 --> 01:02:20,839
Why not?
You're learning architecture
the hard way
780
01:02:42,672 --> 01:02:44,936
Take her up
781
01:03:55,478 --> 01:03:57,742
[Jackhammers Stop]
782
01:03:59,849 --> 01:04:03,182
[Carl]Okay, fellas, let's forget it, huh?
783
01:04:13,997 --> 01:04:16,830
Nothing here, Mr MarkhamNot even a button
784
01:04:46,162 --> 01:04:48,289
[Markham]Well, Lt Columbo?
785
01:04:51,768 --> 01:04:55,932
- I guess I was wrong
- I'd consider that
an accurate statement
786
01:04:56,005 --> 01:05:00,442
- You have a moment?
I'd like to talk to you
- Nothing I'd like better
787
01:05:14,257 --> 01:05:16,316
Mr Markham, I think
I owe you an apology
788
01:05:16,392 --> 01:05:21,625
Is that all you have to say?
Not much Night
789
01:05:21,698 --> 01:05:25,429
Carl, flll up the excavation
Sink another hole
790
01:05:25,501 --> 01:05:27,492
We'll pour the concrete
in the morning
791
01:05:29,505 --> 01:05:33,498
Lieutenant, you say you owe me
an apology? Well, you owe me
a great deal more than that
792
01:05:33,576 --> 01:05:36,545
There's not a trace of a body
Not a bit of clothing
Not a ring Nothing
793
01:05:36,613 --> 01:05:40,174
Now, I'm not a police offlcer,but the conclusion seems to be obvious
794
01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:43,879
You didn't flnd Beau Williamsonbecause he isn't hereand he never was
795
01:05:43,953 --> 01:05:47,548
- Stop gloating
- What's the matter, Goldie?
You should be delighted
796
01:05:47,624 --> 01:05:51,890
It means Beau's still alive
The only one that suffered here
is the lieutenant and me
797
01:05:51,961 --> 01:05:56,955
- Why you?
- Well, I've been suspected of murder,
my work has been delayed,
798
01:05:57,033 --> 01:06:00,230
my relationship with Beau
and Jennifer's been jeopardized
799
01:06:00,303 --> 01:06:04,296
Lieutenant, I'm sure you have
a lot of explaining to do
to your superiors
800
01:06:04,374 --> 01:06:07,502
So, if you'll forgive me,
I'll be off
801
01:06:10,313 --> 01:06:12,304
Here, put this on
802
01:06:14,651 --> 01:06:17,814
I'm sorry, lover
That's okay, Goldie
803
01:06:17,887 --> 01:06:21,050
No, it's my fault
I put the bug in your ear
804
01:06:21,124 --> 01:06:23,957
They gonna suspend you
or something?
805
01:06:24,027 --> 01:06:29,021
I don't know
I'll buy you a drink
I'll buy us both a drink
806
01:06:29,098 --> 01:06:33,592
No, that's okay
Thank you, Goldie You go ahead
807
01:06:33,670 --> 01:06:36,833
I owe you one
I'll see you later
808
01:06:58,428 --> 01:07:00,760
[Engine Starts]
809
01:07:18,181 --> 01:07:19,842
[Engine Off]
810
01:07:42,038 --> 01:07:45,701
[Rustling]
811
01:08:11,834 --> 01:08:15,497
[Classical Music On Stereo]
812
01:08:36,225 --> 01:08:38,216
[Loud Bang]
813
01:08:40,196 --> 01:08:42,221
[Tires Screeching]
814
01:08:49,005 --> 01:08:50,939
[Stereo Off]
815
01:09:03,319 --> 01:09:06,880
[Police Radio Chatter]
816
01:09:11,761 --> 01:09:14,753
License and registration, please
817
01:09:22,171 --> 01:09:24,537
That was real nice, sir
What?
818
01:09:24,607 --> 01:09:27,269
That was a real nice
piece of driving
you did back there
819
01:09:27,343 --> 01:09:29,504
The way you handled it
The way you pulled it over
820
01:09:29,579 --> 01:09:32,070
Oh Th-Thank you
821
01:09:32,148 --> 01:09:34,810
Left front
Could've been hairy
822
01:09:34,884 --> 01:09:37,045
Yeah, that...
Oh, that could've been
823
01:09:37,119 --> 01:09:40,782
Well, then, there's no real harm done
Thank you for stopping
I-I appreciate that
824
01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:44,453
Open it up
825
01:09:44,527 --> 01:09:47,189
- What?
- The trunk
826
01:09:47,263 --> 01:09:51,222
You might as well get your keys,and I'll help you out with the spare
827
01:10:13,322 --> 01:10:16,314
Isn't that ridiculous?
What?
828
01:10:16,392 --> 01:10:19,884
[Laughs]
My spare No air
829
01:10:19,962 --> 01:10:23,898
It's useless I've been meaning
to get it fllled, but, well,
you know how that is
830
01:10:23,966 --> 01:10:27,527
Well, why don't I call a tow truck?
They'll bring out a pump
831
01:10:27,603 --> 01:10:32,006
Oh, yeah That's great
Thanks a lot
Okay Good night now
832
01:10:35,511 --> 01:10:38,605
[Motorcycle Starts Up]
833
01:10:42,752 --> 01:10:45,744
[Drives Away]
834
01:11:21,857 --> 01:11:24,018
[Engine Off]
835
01:11:39,642 --> 01:11:41,803
[Light Clicks On]
836
01:11:46,415 --> 01:11:48,906
Good evening, Mr Markham
837
01:11:51,854 --> 01:11:53,788
Beau Williamson?
838
01:11:56,993 --> 01:12:00,156
[Sirens Approaching]
839
01:12:00,229 --> 01:12:02,891
Ahead of me all the way,
weren't you?
840
01:12:02,965 --> 01:12:05,525
Well, I kind of had a hunch
841
01:12:05,601 --> 01:12:09,935
You see, you kept trying to
flnesse me into digging up that pile
842
01:12:10,006 --> 01:12:12,372
And I had to ask myself, "Why? "
843
01:12:12,441 --> 01:12:16,571
I mean, you're not
a dumb man, Mr Markham
You wouldn't lead me right to the body
844
01:12:16,646 --> 01:12:20,639
- Why'd you dig it up?
- Well, I had to play along, didn't I?
845
01:12:21,984 --> 01:12:25,147
You see, I flgured
you had the body somewhere
846
01:12:25,221 --> 01:12:28,884
But what you really wanted
was a foolproof hiding place
847
01:12:28,958 --> 01:12:31,950
Now, what's better than
a place that's already been searched?
848
01:12:32,028 --> 01:12:34,724
And at considerable cost
and my embarrassment?
849
01:12:34,797 --> 01:12:37,789
Offlcer?
No, no Don't bother
850
01:12:37,867 --> 01:12:42,463
- You will admit, it's a clever idea
- Oh, yeah It was perfect
851
01:12:42,538 --> 01:12:45,564
Who would look
in the same place twice?
852
01:12:45,641 --> 01:12:50,476
I should've left it
where it was
Mr Markham,
853
01:12:50,546 --> 01:12:52,707
I'm curious about that
854
01:12:53,816 --> 01:12:58,150
Where was it?
It was in the equipment shed
at the stables
855
01:12:58,220 --> 01:13:01,383
Well, you never can be sure
about those things
856
01:13:01,457 --> 01:13:03,823
You know, bodies have
a funny way of surfacing
857
01:13:03,893 --> 01:13:08,728
You know, this was brilliant
Eventually you would've had
a whole building over the grave
858
01:13:08,798 --> 01:13:13,292
- Yes, brilliant
- It was just that music thing
that bothered me
859
01:13:13,369 --> 01:13:16,827
Carnegie Hall and Nashville
They don't mix
860
01:13:16,906 --> 01:13:22,276
[Engine Starts]
[Sighs]
No No, they don't
861
01:13:55,311 --> 01:13:57,245
[Engine Starts]
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