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[upbeat music]
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry, but aren't you
that actor from "Step Right Up"?
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- Yes, I am, yup, Reed Sterling, yeah.
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- Wow, [laughs] wow, this is so exciting.
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We're from Indiana.
- Ah!
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- Oh, we loved your show.
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- Oh, well it's, uh, coming back.
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We're shooting episodes right now.
[phone ringing]
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- Oh that explains it.
We saw your co-star here yesterday.
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- Oh, which co-star?
- Bree Marie Jensen.
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She's staying at this hotel too.
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In fact...
- Hi, honey!
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- I just saw her fucking tits.
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Oh my god, would you
tell those motherfuckers
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to get their shit together?
- She's from New York.
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- Those are New York words.
- Oh my god, I'm sorry,
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we're in the final dress rehearsal
and Margo Martindale's top just fell off.
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- Oh.
[elevator door dings, opens]
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Bye.
WOMAN: Bye.
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NORA: How, how's it going?
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- Well a pipe burst on the floor above me,
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so I had to switch hotels.
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- Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry.
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- It's actually pretty nice here,
and the timing's good.
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I don't have to work today
'cause they're doing a pre-shoot.
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- Reed!
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Reed Sterling!
- Uh, it's some fan.
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- See, I told you.
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Right there, that's Bree Marie Jensen.
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- Thank you so--
BREE: Hi.
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- Thank you, wow.
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Wow, uh, yeah, Bree's here.
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She must be staying here too.
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- The, the studio, the studio
put me up here. I had no idea.
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BREE: Reed!
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NORA:
Okay, I'm gonna let you go
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'cause it seems like she really needs you.
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- No, she doesn't need me.
BREE: I need you!
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NORA: Oh wow, okay.
BREE: Reed!
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- Oh my god,
you know what would be so fun?
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What if it turned out that
you two had adjoining rooms?
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- Okay...
NORA: It'd be like a Neil Simon play,
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but with fucking.
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- Okay, Nora.
- Okay, I gotta go, I gotta go.
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[phone beeps]
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- [high-pitched]
Reed!
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- Yes.
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- See those guys over there.
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- Yes, I do.
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- I've been watching them
since they checked in.
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- And is that what was so important
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that you felt the need
to hail me like a cab?
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- Yes, here's what I'm thinking--
red jacket, widow.
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Her dead husband was
a rich Texas oil magnate.
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- Okay.
- Man bun is her interior designer,
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probably from Paris,
and tracksuit is her masseuse
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and she never travels without him
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after sustaining an injury
falling off of a horse
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on her very own ranch.
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- Oh god.
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You're still playing that game.
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- Yes, come on, you used to love it.
Who are they?
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- Well, I don't know who they are,
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but I...
- Yes?
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- am an actor who's going to the gym.
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- Reed.
- Yeah, so.
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Oh, and by the way,
just because you have a cane
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and a man bun does not mean
you're from Europe.
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- So where's he from?
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- Brazil, Kinshasa, Malaysia--
nope, nope,
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I'm not playing this game.
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- You played it.
REED: I did not play it.
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BREE: You just played it.
REED: I did not play it.
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[theme music playing]
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♪ ♪
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- I just don't understand
why we can't order sushi for lunch.
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- 'Cause the studio won't pay for it.
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- Even if it's my half birthday?
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- What is that, is that
like a millennial thing?
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- I think all generations love sushi.
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- So anyway, thank you so much again.
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Um, these things can be really weird,
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but I wanted to do the right thing.
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- Oh, in the world of HR,
not even in the top 10 of weird.
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- [laughs] Right, right.
- Yeah. You handled it perfectly.
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- Oh, oh my god, though,
it, it, it was nothing,
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I mean, you made it,
you made it easy, so yeah.
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- Just doing my job.
- Well, as a human,
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I thank you for your resources.
[Mallory laughs]
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Forget, forget I said that.
- No, you're really, you're really funny.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
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It was nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you too,
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and thank you, again--
I already said that over there so,
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Ah, goodbye. Bye.
- Okay, Bye.
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- Yeah, bye-bye.
- Bye.
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- Look at you!
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Who's your little friend?
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- No, that's not, no, no, no,
that's not my friend.
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She's, uh, that's Mallory from HR.
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I mean, maybe someday
we'll be friends, I don't know,
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I don't have a crystal ball.
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- Well, she's cute.
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- Um, okay, I wasn't thinking about that,
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we were more focused
on a very important--
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- Alright so, so that, that's your type,
good to know.
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- I didn't-- I never said that.
- And why wouldn't she be?
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She's an attractive woman,
you're attracted to women.
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There's no reason to get
all weird about this.
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- I'm not making it weird.
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You're the one making
it weird, you weirdo.
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- Me?
- If you must know,
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it was a very professional meeting
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because a certain coworker wants to know
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if he can ask out another
certain coworker, don't ask me,
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I'm not gonna tell you who it is.
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- I never would've in
a million years, but by the way,
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this asking out info,
that could come in very handy
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for you and the looker from HR.
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- Oh, did you just wink?
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- I winked, yes, I winked.
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I always wink when
there's love in the air.
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- Oh god, oh, ugh, I'm very uncomfortable.
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- Don't feel un-- why, what?
God put us on this earth
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to fall in love, the gays too.
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- Oh the gays, thank you.
- The LGTVs.
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- That's a brand of television.
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- Well, this has been life-altering.
I'm gonna go to set.
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- Listen, if you ever want
wardrobe to fix you up
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with a flirty outfit,
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they can hammer--
- Oh my God, n--
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- Oh, what, what the Ls
don't like to look sexy now?
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- Seems like a long way to go
for a dream sequence.
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- I said the same thing but I was told
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the flying represents
the freedom Jake seeks
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from the pressure of his work life.
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- Very artsy.
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CLAY:
Mm-hmm, all I'm hearing
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is that my nuts are gonna get wrenched.
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[Clay grunts]
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- Oh, BRB, bro.
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- Hey.
- Hey, what did HR say?
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- Yeah, it's cool, uh,
you're, you're free to ask out
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whoever it is.
- Aw, sweet, I'm pumped.
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This girl is really special.
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- Uh, yes, but company policy states
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you can only ask her out once.
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- Why?
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- Well, because if she doesn't say yes
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and then you ask her again,
it's considered harassment.
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- Wait, I only get one shot?
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That's not fair.
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- Well, bud, life's not fair.
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You know, I, uh, I'm stuck
with a driver's license photo
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that makes me look like John C. Reilly.
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Ooh, snacks.
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- I say we just dump the whole J scene.
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- You always wanna cut the J scene.
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- A surgeon cuts to heal.
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- You know, can I ask you young kids
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something a little delicate?
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- Okay, just a few
injections in the forehead
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and some filler here and here.
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- Now he's funny.
Something delicate about Hannah.
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Here's my question,
you guys travel in the same circle.
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Is she seeing anybody?
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- Not really.
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- But like, has she ever
had a serious girlfriend?
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- Um, now that you mention it?
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- I think she has some intimacy issues.
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- No, Hannah? Where the hell
would that come from?
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[group laughs]
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- Oh god, he's serious.
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- What, oh, you think
she's emotionally closed off
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because of me?
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- No, no, of course not.
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No, that was probably
the, the other father
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that she grew up without.
[group laughs]
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- My father wasn't around
and I went the other way
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and fucked everyone in Philly.
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The '83 Sixers should've given me a ring.
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- It's a heartwarming story.
Can we get back to Hannah?
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Here's the thing.
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I think she kinda likes
this Mallory woman from HR.
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So how do we find out if she's single
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or perhaps likes girls?
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- Let's check her socials.
- Oh, alright.
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- Okay, Mallory, Hulu, human resources.
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- Yeah, and just asking,
has, has anyone read my draft?
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- Hold on.
- Got it, Mallory Bixby.
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- Yes.
- Yup, Google says she's 36 years old.
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No mention of spouse.
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- Okay.
- I'll check Instagram.
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- I'll check Venmo.
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- She's ancient, I'll check Facebook.
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- Just saying, turned it in two days ago.
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- Yeah, you turned it in
on a yellow legal pad.
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She's still typing it up.
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- Okay, Mallory Bixby,
lots of pics with friends.
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- Alright. So?
- And a dog.
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- Ooh.
- I like it.
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- No wedding ring.
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- There we go. I like that.
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- Uh-oh, arm-in-arm with a man.
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- No!
SELMA: Every time.
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- Wait, it's her brother.
[people cheer]
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- Okay, does it say there is she gay?
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- She paid Barbara Long
for tickets to a Janelle Monáe concert.
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- Great sign.
- Well, no, I like Barry Manilow,
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does that mean I'm gay?
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- It means you've thought about it.
[people laughing]
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- Okay, Mallory played golf at UCLA.
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- Come on.
- A photo of her at a Fran Lebowitz Q&A.
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- There you go.
JANAE: Okay, these are clichés.
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It's all circumstantial.
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- She has two cats
named Tilda and Swinton.
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- And she's a lesbian.
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- Wow, you guys are better than Matlock.
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- Hey, woo!
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CLAY:
Hey Jer, you got a sec?
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- Yeah, what's up.
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- Uh, I'm In AA and I'm supposed
to make amends with people
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I might've wronged, you know,
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back when I was overdoing it.
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- Must be a hell of a list.
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- Yeah, and since you're here,
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thought I might as well
pop my cherry with you.
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- Yeah, okay, I'll try to be gentle.
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- Back then, I either came to work
drunk, stoned, or hungover.
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I can't even remember
season three [snickers]--
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But shouldn't have done it,
filled with regrets,
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uh, blah, blah, blah.
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- Well, Clay, thanks for
those heartfelt words.
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- Good.
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- Okay, boys, take him up.
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- Oh.
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- It's just like Peter Pan.
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- Wow.
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- Oh cool, you came.
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- Look at you doing your own stunts.
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- Yeah, it's no big deal.
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When I was a baby,
my diapers were too tight
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from growing fast
so I can't even feel the harness.
244
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- So fun.
245
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- Hey, speaking of fun...
246
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I'm going to a showing
of Pulp Fiction tonight
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at the Aero in Santa Monica.
There's a whole costume thing.
248
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[phone ringing]
Do you think that might be something
249
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you'd be interested in doing?
- Oh, um, Zack, I'm sorry, I--
250
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JERRY: Okay, lift him up!
251
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- Uh, just gimme one second. Oh!
252
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- This is Elaine.
253
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- Wait, did that count?
254
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[suspenseful music]
255
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[phone ringing]
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NORA: [on voicemail]
It's Nora. Text me.
257
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- Hey, it's me leaving an actual voicemail
258
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because I, I want you
to hear my sincerity.
259
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Um, when I say there, there is nothing
260
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untoward going on between--
261
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- Reed, you are not gonna believe this.
262
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- What's that, waitress?
263
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- There is something
going on with those three.
264
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They were whispering.
265
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- Maybe that's because
you were listening in
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on their conversation.
267
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- No, I don't think so.
268
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The widow is in cahoots with man bun
269
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and they're pretending to be...
art dealers.
270
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- Okay, what, what, what kind of cahoots?
- The worst kind of cahoots.
271
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They're trying to sell that
unsuspecting Asian tech titan
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forged masterpieces.
273
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- How bored are you?
274
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- My phone died.
Who do you think they are?
275
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- Um...
276
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Well, Bree, I actually, you know what?
277
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I don't, I don't think
we should sit here and play this.
278
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- Why not?
279
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- Just because it's something
that you and I used to do when,
280
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you know, we would go
on vacation together.
281
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- So?
282
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- So we're not together.
283
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,012
- We're not?
- Don't do that.
284
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- Are you breaking up with me?
- Please don't do that.
285
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,351
- He's breaking up with me!
- I'm not breaking up with her.
286
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- My heart is breaking open!
REED: We're not together.
287
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[people laughing]
288
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,857
- Hey.
- Hannah, just in time.
289
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Look, we have a guest.
290
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- Mallory.
- Hi, again.
291
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- Yeah, uh, what are we doing here?
292
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- Well, you know, it's just
in this crazy day and age,
293
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it's so confusing what you can say anymore
294
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,789
in a writer's room and what you can't say.
295
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,707
So I thought to get some clarity,
296
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I'd invite beautiful Mallory to help us.
297
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,920
- Yeah. I'm pretty sure
you can't say that.
298
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,381
- Mallory is very nice.
299
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- Oh, and you're a winker now too.
300
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- Am I missing something?
301
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,136
- No, uh, hey, guys, I really don't think
302
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,972
you should be wasting
Mallory's time like this.
303
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,474
- We, hey, well, maybe
you don't need the guidance.
304
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,102
What, with your honors degree
from Northwestern University.
305
00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,855
But you know what?
The rest of us dummies,
we could use a little assistance.
306
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- I went to Harvard.
- Add it to the board.
307
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,108
- Whoa.
- Dammit.
308
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,903
- Two more and you gotta
give Bob a foot rub.
309
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- Mm, they can't make me
touch his feet, right?
310
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,157
- I mean, if you made a deal.
311
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It's a little HR joke.
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[group laughs]
I don't know, just--
313
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- And she's funny.
314
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- So as long as we're doing this,
I have a sort of a,
315
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a hypothetical scenario
I'd really love to drill down on.
316
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,131
- Okay.
- Would it be alright for me to compliment
317
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a, a female coworker
on her wit and wisdom?
318
00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,721
- Yes.
- How about her nice,
wide, childbearing hips?
319
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- Always with the hips.
320
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- The heart wants what the heart wants.
321
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:07,811
- Shockingly, you can't
talk about a woman's hips.
322
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,147
- Really, that seems like
a big "screw you" to evolution.
323
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:17,821
- Azmina, you, you look like you
have something you wanna say.
324
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,033
- Sometimes I feel bad about myself
325
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because Hannah is such a good cook.
326
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,495
- Oh my god.
[Gordon mutters]
327
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,331
- Uh, hey, Gordon,
can I talk to you outside?
328
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:30,083
- Uh-oh, you know what?
329
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,544
Even when I'm in trouble,
it's always a privilege
330
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to spend time with my single gay daughter.
331
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HANNAH:
What a, what a weird thing to say.
332
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GORDON: What, what's up?
333
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- I got a question,
what if the room is dragging
334
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,388
and I wanna add some levity by telling
335
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,183
a really hilarious story
about Tony Danza's cock?
336
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,895
- Definitely no, that could absolutely
337
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,939
make a lot of people feel uncomfortable.
338
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- Trust me, so could Tony Danza's cock.
[chuckling]
339
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,568
- Okay.
340
00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:59,238
Guess--
- What the literal hell?
341
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,073
- I'm always in trouble with you.
- Do you have
342
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:03,283
any idea how embarrassing that was for me?
343
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,576
What, what were you thinking?
344
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,119
- I don't know, you just,
345
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,039
you seem so freaked out about
the idea of liking someone
346
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that I tried to,
tried to help a little bit.
347
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,085
- Who asked you to help?
- Nobody.
348
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,044
- Yeah.
- I know.
349
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,256
I just thought this was one of those,
350
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:20,133
I broke it, I should fix it,
kind of things.
351
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,594
- [stammers] You broke it.
352
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:26,682
- I mean, didn't I?
- I am the "it" that you broke.
353
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,143
- I mean, no?
Let me put it this way.
354
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If, if me not being around
355
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during your becoming a woman years
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is what made you so skittish
or frightened or, or timid or,
357
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:42,197
or insecure or emotionally dead, whatever.
- Okay.
358
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,824
- I don't know what the term is, but if,
359
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,076
if I contributed to that, then, yes,
360
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that would make me feel really badly.
361
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,083
- Look, as much as
I would love to blame you
362
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,710
for all of my problems,
363
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,296
there are a number of reasons
I am the way I am.
364
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,090
- Fine, be that as it may.
365
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,136
You kinda like this woman, don't you?
- Ew, Dad what are you doing?
366
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,388
- All right, well, at least
you're intrigued by her.
367
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,639
Okay, yes?
368
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,474
Well, your friends in there
369
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,560
did some very impressive online digging.
370
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,895
- Oh my...
371
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:16,690
- Yes, and your Mallory is single
372
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,234
and, uh, into the ladies.
373
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,946
Mm-hmm?
- That's interesting.
374
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,531
- Yes.
- But!
375
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,742
- And after that, they also
found a nude picture of Selma
376
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:30,495
with a very young Gabe Kaplan
that rocked a few worlds.
377
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:34,333
Uh, can I just give you a little
piece of fatherly advice?
378
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,835
Life is short,
just put yourself out there.
379
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,337
- Okay, I'm not quite ready
380
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,796
for the fatherly advice from you yet.
381
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,964
- Fair enough.
382
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,968
Co-showrunner advice,
give your character some drive.
383
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:49,014
Make her active, and if she fails,
who gives a shit?
384
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,768
You know, I thought your desk was bigger.
385
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,438
♪
386
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:57,856
[Hannah exhales]
387
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:02,778
[playful music]
388
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,797
- Bree.
[Bree gasps]
389
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,342
- I fell asleep. What's going on?
390
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,635
- Okay, so, uh,
391
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,054
those people are not
what you think they are.
392
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,350
The old lady and the man bun.
393
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,228
- Uh-huh?
- Are, are not in cahoots.
394
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,647
- No.
- He's a gigolo
395
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,483
and the diminutive Asian man
is his secret lover.
396
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,485
- What about the old lady?
397
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,154
- Oh, oh, you mean
the Contessa Renosa Santiago?
398
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,406
- Yes!
- Mm-hmm.
399
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,907
I think it's pretty
obvious that he told her
400
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,075
that if she invested in a movie,
401
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,535
she could be a big-time producer.
402
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,620
- And what would that sound like?
403
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,624
- [with accent] Oh, darling,
you have to invest in this movie.
404
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,251
I mean, it's going to be a guaranteed hit.
405
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,961
Don't you want to go to the Oscars?
406
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,880
- You're insane.
- [normal voice] What?
407
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,131
- She's conning them.
408
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,924
She's trying to get them to buy
409
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,886
a bunch of dried-up old Texas oil wells.
410
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,471
- I just can't see her doing that at all.
411
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,598
- Maybe this will help.
412
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:15,184
- Oh?
- [with accent] My husband Daryl,
413
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,394
he told me to never sell this land,
414
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,980
but he lives with Jesus now.
415
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,149
And I just don't think that'd be right
416
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,818
for me to keep all
these riches for myself.
417
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,778
- Oh, okay.
MAN BUN: Just got text from concierge,
418
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,407
reservation at Dan Tana's 7:30,
for four people.
419
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:37,956
- Oh my god! So he's Bulgarian,
and there's a fourth person.
420
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,249
This is getting juicy.
421
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,001
- Oh, you know what else is juicy?
422
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,212
The chicken parm at Dan Tana's.
423
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,591
- I haven't had that in 15 years.
424
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:48,967
- I know.
- Oh.
425
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,636
- Me either.
REED: God, that's---
426
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:51,678
- Should we go?
427
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,807
- To, mm, to dinner, me and you.
428
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,060
- I, I--
- I mean, how else are we gonna find out
429
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,103
what naughty things
are going on here...
430
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:02,648
with them.
431
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,733
- Oh, right, no, of course,
of course, yeah, yeah.
432
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,236
- Yeah.
- Yeah, like, we have to eat.
433
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:08,570
- We have to eat.
- Right, that's not a crime.
434
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,655
- It's not a crime.
- No.
435
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,573
- Two coworkers sharing a meal.
436
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,699
- Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
437
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,700
Totally above board.
438
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,618
- Totally.
439
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:17,037
[playful music]
440
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,376
- So you're telling me
I've always been able to fly?
441
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,210
- Yep.
442
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,711
- Might've been nice to know
443
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,380
when I fell off the roof last week.
444
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,923
- Laugh, laugh, laugh.
445
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,800
- I didn't ask to be in your dream.
446
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,051
I'm going back to my dream,
447
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,428
where I was riding tigers
with Zendaya.
448
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,347
- And as Jake ruminates in his dreamscape,
449
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,809
face-to-face with the specter
of his own mortality, we cut.
450
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,811
[Clay groans]
451
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,937
- Okay, great.
452
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,689
You guys let me down?
453
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:48,193
- Actually, uh, leave,
leave him up there for a bit.
454
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,445
- Ha ha ha, ha ha, very funny.
455
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,031
Seriously, this thing's
starting to floss my crotch,
456
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,408
and not in a good way.
457
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,159
- Since you mentioned it,
458
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,870
I've been thinking about season three.
459
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,789
There was an episode that year
460
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,583
when Jake's father passed away.
461
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:07,129
It was the best goddamned
script Gordon ever wrote,
462
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,047
touching as hell.
463
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:13,760
And I thought it would be
my one chance to win an Emmy.
464
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,724
Well you were so out of it,
you could barely finish a scene.
465
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,935
- Well you probably would've
lost to Frasier anyway.
466
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,729
- Still a smart ass.
467
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,190
- Jesus, Jerry, I already apologized.
468
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:29,443
- Allow me to give you a little direction.
469
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,446
If you are playing an apology,
470
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,866
at least try to pretend
you fuckin' mean it.
471
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:40,245
It's one thing to be young
and drunk and stupid.
472
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,789
But you are a middle-aged man.
473
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:47,878
So when you mumble some
insincere, perfunctory words,
474
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,380
just so you can cross my name off a list?
475
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,090
Well, that's just insulting.
476
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,802
So I'm sorry, I don't accept
your bullshit apology.
477
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,558
See that was sincere.
478
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:06,480
Take a break, everyone, half an hour.
479
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,192
- Are you seriously leaving me up here?
- You bet your ass.
480
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,445
- He's doing this to make you
a better human being.
481
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,822
- Fucking Dennis.
482
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,450
- Hey, Mallory, um, hi.
483
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,118
- Hi.
- Sorry. I, first of all,
484
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:23,288
sorry for how weird that was in there.
- Oh please.
485
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,333
I talk to a lot of comedy rooms
and that was nothing.
486
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,752
Yeah, the Simpsons writers
just looked down
487
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:29,962
and giggled the whole time.
488
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,129
- Oh yeah.
489
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,923
- Elaine, hey.
490
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,008
- Zack, hey.
491
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,220
It was really cool today seeing
you up there on those wires.
492
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,763
- I've done wire work before,
493
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,515
when I broke into
the dean's office in my movie
494
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:42,891
Admissions Impossible.
495
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:48,313
- So listen, I, uh, I kind of sorta, um,
496
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,524
I hope this isn't inappropriate.
497
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:55,654
I have a question that
I wanna ask you... once.
498
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,239
- Oh.
499
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,449
- Yeah, um, so.
500
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:03,412
Uh, god, I'm so bad at this, uh--
501
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,205
- Hannah, I'd love to go out.
502
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,458
Yeah, so now you have your one ask left.
503
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:12,379
- [laughs] Um, cool, okay, great,
that's amazing.
504
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,632
- Yeah. Well, I gotta warn you,
if there is a second date,
505
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,759
we'd have to sign corporate consent forms.
506
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,804
- Oh well get those forms ready.
[Mallory laughs]
507
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,931
- So earlier when I mentioned
going to that movie,
508
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,767
I was sorta trying to ask you something,
509
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,269
but I'm not sure you heard
what I was trying to--
510
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,228
- Zack.
511
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:30,856
I can't go out with you.
512
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,567
- Oh.
513
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,153
Okay.
514
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,739
No misunderstanding that.
515
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,700
- I really appreciate you asking though.
516
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,369
- But you don't like me like that?
517
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,996
- No, I...
518
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,542
I just really like my job.
519
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:55,255
Nobody ever thinks twice
when a male exec dates an actress,
520
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:59,468
but if I started dating
an actor from my first show,
521
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,304
no one would ever take me seriously.
522
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,141
- That's not fair.
- It's definitely not fair.
523
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:07,976
It's true.
524
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:10,437
- So, um, how's Saturday night.
525
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,106
- Yeah, that's, that's great.
526
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,399
Looking forward to it.
527
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,486
Oh, so are they.
528
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:22,074
Wow, okay, I'll see you then.
529
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:24,201
- Yep, see you then.
530
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,875
Yes!
531
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,755
- I'm really sorry, Zack.
532
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,424
[plaintive music]
533
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:42,386
- Yeah, me too.
534
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,388
♪
535
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:55,399
- Hey, Jer?
536
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,068
- How's it hangin'?
537
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,280
- Clever.
I think I inverted one of my nuts.
538
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,865
The good one.
539
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,367
- Well, have fun with that, sunshine.
540
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,493
- Hey.
541
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:10,372
Look, I'm not good at this stuff.
542
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:13,125
And I have a lot of people
I need to apologize to,
543
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,836
which is pretty fuckin' overwhelming
544
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,838
for a guy who's not good
with feelings and shit.
545
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:25,053
But... if I cost you an Emmy
546
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:29,016
or even if I just made your job harder
547
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,851
by being a selfish asshole,
548
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,564
I'm really sorry, Jerry.
549
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,401
You're a good guy and you deserve better.
550
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:41,987
- That was perfect.
551
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,031
Moving on.
552
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,201
- Yeah?
- That one felt real.
553
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,871
And I know from years
of personal experience,
554
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,290
you're not that good of an actor.
555
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,083
- Cool.
556
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,377
- All right, good day,
let's get outta here.
557
00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:00,047
[playful music]
558
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:02,591
[Clay grunting]
559
00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,606
[phone ringing]
560
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:18,774
- Hey.
561
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,817
NORA: Hey.
- Is everything all right?
562
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,153
- Yeah, yeah,
I just, I wanted to apologize
563
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:24,613
for being a dick this morning.
564
00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:27,157
It's just the play,
it's really stressing me out.
565
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,076
- Oh, I bet, I mean,
you're doing so much.
566
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,577
- Yeah, I mean, I, I trust you.
567
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,287
I know nothing's going on.
568
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:33,872
- Well, I really appreciate that.
569
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,916
- And I, I just, I, I miss you.
570
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,376
- I miss you too, Nora.
571
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:39,211
I love you, bye.
572
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,506
Hey, there she is.
573
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,757
- Oh!
- You look nice.
574
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,802
- Hey, so do you.
- Thanks.
575
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,011
Um...
576
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,640
would you kill me if I canceled tonight?
577
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,933
I'm just not hungry.
578
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,853
- Oh yeah, uh, no problem.
579
00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:59,064
I was... I was actually
gonna say the same thing.
580
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:00,482
- Oh great.
[laughs]
581
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,234
- So, uh--
- All right, well, I'm gonna...
582
00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:04,736
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- ...work on my lines then for tomorrow.
583
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,989
- I should too, and if I get hungry,
I can always break into the mini-fridge
584
00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:08,824
and get one of those $40 caramel corns.
585
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,409
[Bree and Reed laugh]
586
00:24:10,409 --> 00:24:13,787
- Reed... this was nice.
587
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,163
- What was?
588
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,458
- Remembering that we
used to have fun together.
589
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,669
- Yeah, yeah, we definitely did.
590
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:26,758
- Thank you.
591
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,594
Although it is going to make me crazy
592
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:30,345
that we never figured out
who those people are.
593
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,680
REED:
You know what, it's probably for the best,
594
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,473
because it's never gonna be as interesting
595
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,475
as you think it is anyway.
- Wait, what the fuck, what the fuck?
596
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,019
- What are, are they getting arrested?
597
00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:38,520
- Open the door, open the door!
598
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,521
REED: I'm trying!
599
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,775
- Excuse me, is this seat taken?
600
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:44,818
- Oh, no.
601
00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:48,655
- Zack, is that you?
602
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:53,285
I had no idea you'd be here.
603
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:59,917
No reason two coworkers who
randomly bumped into each other
604
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,169
can't enjoy a night at the cinema.
605
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:03,754
- This is a nice coincidence.
606
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:09,092
- Hey guys, it's me, Dennis.
607
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,260
- Dennis?
608
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:12,387
- You can't tell anyone about this.
609
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:15,641
- Don't worry.
My lips are sealed.
610
00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:20,312
[ Miserlou playing]
611
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,064
♪
612
00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:24,274
♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
613
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:26,276
♪
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