Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,680
Previously on Young Sheldon...
2
00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:04,881
What is happening to our family?
3
00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:06,440
Mom, getting kicked out
of the church.
4
00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,509
Georgie having a baby
out of wedlock.
5
00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:10,611
We really are white trash.
6
00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,746
But the church is still
your family.
7
00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,749
I'd just hate to see you
walk away from the Lord.
8
00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,920
Feels like
he's walking away from me.
9
00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,694
You looking for a new church?
10
00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:27,928
Not yet.
11
00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,663
'Cause I can see you
going Catholic.
12
00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:33,000
You got a "get thee
to a nunnery" vibe.
13
00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,504
Oh. Mom. Really?
14
00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,239
Passion's Harvest?
15
00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:41,509
The main character's name
is Passion.
16
00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,877
She's inherited
her daddy's farm,
17
00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:47,115
and there's a stud
in the stable.
18
00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,816
Oh, that's terrible.
19
00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:52,320
Read it, then tell me
how terrible it is.
20
00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,821
I'm not reading this trash.
21
00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:56,557
So you're literally judging
a book by its cover?
22
00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,059
All right.
23
00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,994
Fine. I'll give it a look.
24
00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,064
How come you've dog-eared
all these pages?
25
00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,200
You'll see.
26
00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:10,271
♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
27
00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:13,141
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
28
00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,609
♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
29
00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,878
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
30
00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:22,583
♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
31
00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:30,358
Ethically, can science
ever go too far?
32
00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,060
Just because we can
do something,
33
00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,296
does that mean
we should do something?
34
00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:36,930
Yes.
35
00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,432
I haven't finished.
36
00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,834
I'm sorry, go on.
Ethically,
37
00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,104
should science have
any limitations?
38
00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,306
No.
39
00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,241
Interesting.
40
00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,577
What about human cloning?
41
00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,579
More of me? Yes, please.
42
00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:54,047
Well, what about more of
everyone else?
43
00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,484
No, thank you.
44
00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,386
What about, uh, dinosaurs?
45
00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,854
Herbivores, yes.
Carnivores, no.
46
00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:04,492
Well, what about the herbivores
who can squash you like a bug?
47
00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:07,261
Good point. No dinosaurs.
48
00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,063
So, cloning is unethical?
49
00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,465
Right.
50
00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,467
But what if we were
to clone Albert Einstein?
51
00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,902
That would be swell.
52
00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,737
At some point,
I'm going to need a sidekick.
53
00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:18,306
So, cloning is ethical?
54
00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:20,446
Right, because Albert Einstein,
unlike the dinosaur,
55
00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,809
harmed no one.
56
00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,044
I think the victims
of the atomic bomb,
57
00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:28,081
which his discoveries
helped create, might disagree.
58
00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,917
So, what's the right answer?
59
00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:33,754
That's why we're here,
to find that out.
60
00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,022
Why don't you just tell us?
61
00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:37,157
Why don't you?
I asked you first.
62
00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,692
You're it, no backsies.
63
00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,265
This is such trash.
64
00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:47,435
♪ You can't judge an apple
by looking at a tree ♪
65
00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:50,804
♪ You can't judge honey
by looking at the bee... ♪
66
00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,173
Oh, Passion, not the stable.
67
00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,175
That's where the horses do
their business.
68
00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:59,813
♪ You can't judge a book
by looking at the cover ♪
69
00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,181
All night long?
Who wants that?
70
00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,251
Who's in there?
71
00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,052
Uh, me.
72
00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,254
I'll just be a minute.
73
00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:07,394
I really need to go!
74
00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,556
It's occupied!
75
00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,458
♪ I look like a farmer ♪
76
00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:11,759
♪ But I'm a lover... ♪
77
00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,661
I could write
a better book than this.
78
00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:15,463
Mom!
79
00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,572
Hey.
80
00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,240
What are you doing here?
81
00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:29,277
I was at the grocery store and
I picked some things up for you.
82
00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,446
Thanks, but I can buy
my own groceries.
83
00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,382
I know,
but you're eating for two.
84
00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,116
I thought I should help out.
85
00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,587
Three kinds of pickles?
86
00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,622
Everybody knows
pregnant ladies like those.
87
00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,191
Okay, I'm throwing up enough
as it is.
88
00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,461
Why is it so dark in there?
89
00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,096
No reason.
90
00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,031
What's with the candles?
Are you on a date?
91
00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,301
You think I'd dress like this
on a date?
92
00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:54,702
I think you look good.
93
00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,370
Well, I don't,
and if I was on a date,
94
00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,670
it'd be none of your business.
95
00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,541
Then why are you
sitting in the dark?
96
00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,344
Okay. It's not a big deal.
97
00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,389
I was a little short
on the power bill this month.
98
00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,047
How come?
99
00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,816
Well, waiting tables
and morning sickness,
100
00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,418
not a great combination.
101
00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,286
Definitely got reflected
in my tips.
102
00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,855
Don't worry.
103
00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,500
I'll pay to get
your power turned back on.
104
00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,727
I'm not a charity case.
I can figure this out on my own.
105
00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:20,994
But you can't even watch TV.
106
00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,896
What kind of life is that?
It's fine.
107
00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,074
I can hear the neighbors fight.
That's almost as good as TV.
108
00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,701
Hmm. Well,
I'll leave you with this.
109
00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,078
There's some ice cream in there.
110
00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,414
You might want to
make that a priority.
111
00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,406
Okay. Good night.
112
00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,083
I got you the kind
with three different flavors
113
00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,609
'cause I didn't know
what you liked.
114
00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:39,079
Bye. It's chocolate,
vanilla and pink.
115
00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,918
Chapter one.
116
00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:49,757
When Marie stepped into the bar,
she knew she looked good.
117
00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:52,326
But not in a vulgar way,
118
00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:56,029
more for what she didn't show
than what she did.
119
00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,734
♪ ♪
120
00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,211
Well, hello.
Hi.
121
00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,046
♪ Woman ♪ Dusty.
122
00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,248
♪ Take me in your arms... ♪
That's not a name.
123
00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:16,984
That's a poorly kept house.
124
00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,153
What's your mother call you?
125
00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,423
Dustin.
126
00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,658
I like that.
127
00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,159
And you are?
128
00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,563
Marie.
Marie.
129
00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,600
What are you drinking, Marie?
130
00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,803
A dirty martini.
131
00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:39,272
Really? How dirty?
132
00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,442
Very.
133
00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,577
Hmm.
134
00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:47,548
♪ And let the loving start. ♪
135
00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,783
Sheldon?
Dr. Sturgis.
136
00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,552
I don't think I
can do the assignment.
137
00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,020
Why not?
138
00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,222
Just pick either side
of any ethical argument
139
00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:56,524
and present it.
140
00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,344
But how do I know
which argument to present?
141
00:05:58,392 --> 00:05:59,893
Any one you want.
142
00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,629
And how do I know
which side to take?
143
00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,230
Any side you want.
144
00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,832
But I want to
take the right side.
145
00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,367
Maybe there is no right side.
146
00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:10,704
This is torture,
and that can't be ethical.
147
00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,073
There you go!
You picked a subject.
148
00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,475
And a side.
149
00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:17,077
Oh. Good.
Torture is unethical.
150
00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,979
That's clearly
the correct position.
151
00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,848
I agree.
152
00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,450
But what if there's a bomb
153
00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,117
hidden underneath the city
154
00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,589
and someone says that the only
way to find out its location
155
00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,223
is through torture?
156
00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,492
Answer that.
157
00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:32,726
Let's see.
158
00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,261
Batman plays
by Gotham City rules
159
00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,664
and would use torture,
but Superman's got
160
00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,098
those Midwest values.
161
00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,067
I hate ethics!
162
00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,509
Haven't seen you here before.
163
00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,478
Well, I'm just passing through.
164
00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,379
Tonight, I'm here.
165
00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,147
Tomorrow, who knows.
166
00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,616
Hmm.
167
00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,852
Guess we'll have to make
the most of tonight, then.
168
00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,954
I guess so.
169
00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,690
What do you say...
170
00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,758
we get out of here?
171
00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,360
What do you have in mind?
172
00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:08,629
I don't know.
173
00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,164
I was thinking
maybe we take a walk.
174
00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,101
You can tell me more
about your hopes and dreams.
175
00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,436
What's going on in here...
176
00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:19,807
and all the way down here.
177
00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,776
You really want that?
178
00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,878
To know who you really are?
179
00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,615
There's nothing I want more.
180
00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,218
Oh, my.
181
00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:37,658
Hi.
182
00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,459
Hey. This is a surprise.
183
00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,995
Sorry to just drop in.
184
00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,396
No. No, it's okay.
185
00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,532
Let me just...
186
00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:45,933
Sorry.
187
00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,935
The cleaning lady didn't come
today.
188
00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,270
- Your mother?
- Good one.
189
00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,873
So, what's going on?
190
00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,809
Um...
191
00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,445
So, you know how I said
I had everything under control?
192
00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,814
Yeah.
Things have changed.
193
00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,316
I wasn't just short
on the power bill.
194
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,118
I was also short on the rent,
195
00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,288
and, uh, now I'm short
on a place to live.
196
00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,891
Oh, okay, well,
you're welcome to stay here.
197
00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,426
Mi garage, su garage.
198
00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:17,097
It'd just be for a little while.
Stay as long as you need.
199
00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,166
You got stuff in your car?
Should I go get it?
200
00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,969
Yeah, about that, um...
201
00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:25,038
All my stuff's in the apartment
and my landlord padlocked it.
202
00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,240
That ain't right.
203
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,052
He said when I pay the back rent
he'll let me in.
204
00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,444
Hell with that,
I'll go get your stuff.
205
00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,113
How are you gonna do that?
206
00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,315
Don't you worry about it,
make yourself comfortable.
207
00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,050
Okay.
208
00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,719
Oh, you hungry?
209
00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,821
You want some SpaghettiOs?
210
00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,291
I'm sorry, that was rude.
211
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,828
There's your clean spoon.
212
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,205
Can I change the channel?
Well, I'm watching this.
213
00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,375
I miss when you had a real job
and were gone more.
214
00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:06,213
Can you two help me
with my homework?
215
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,348
Did I hear him right?
216
00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,817
Yeah, he asked for help.
217
00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,152
With his schoolwork?
Yep.
218
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,421
How long have you known him?
All my life.
219
00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,389
Has he ever asked for help?
No.
220
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:17,891
Hello.
Hang on.
221
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,392
Is this some kind of prank?
222
00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,929
It's not a prank. I just
need help with my homework.
223
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,665
Did a bully take it from you?
No.
224
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,409
Is it real heavy?
You need help lifting it?
225
00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,636
No, I need your opinion
on an ethical dilemma.
226
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,104
Should robots have
the same rights as humans?
227
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,840
That depends.
228
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,808
What's "ethical" mean?
229
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,980
♪ ♪
230
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,524
Don't shoot!
I'm not a robber!
231
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:55,729
Turn around real slow.
232
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,132
How's this?
'Cause I can go slower.
233
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,135
You picked the wrong apartment,
little man.
234
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,204
Ain't this 208?
235
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,739
It's 207.
236
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,607
I'm in the wrong apartment.
237
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,342
I just said that.
238
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,944
I can explain.
239
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,756
My girlfriend... well,
she's not really my girlfriend,
240
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,414
but she's having my baby.
241
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,749
She got evicted,
242
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,885
and I came to get her stuff.
243
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,420
Are you talking about Mandy?
244
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,855
Yes.
245
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,824
You're the dumb bastard
that knocked her up?
246
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:27,060
Yes, that's me!
Not a robber, dumb bastard!
247
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,462
Aw, hell.
248
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,765
Put your hands down.
249
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,167
I ain't gonna shoot you.
250
00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,707
I saw the padlock on her door.
251
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,843
Yeah, and all her stuff's
in there.
252
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,344
I came to get it for her.
253
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,179
I like that girl.
254
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,614
She's a good one.
255
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:48,916
I agree.
256
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,583
Why don't you marry her?
257
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,185
I'm trying. She don't want to.
258
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:56,323
So, you think getting her
toothbrush's gonna change that?
259
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,792
Couldn't hurt.
260
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,394
So, what do you say, can I go?
261
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,763
Yeah.
262
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,597
Thank you, sir.
Good night, sir.
263
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,533
Sorry to bother you, sir.
264
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,069
Nice kid.
265
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,472
Glad I didn't kill him.
266
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,808
♪ ♪
267
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,912
Sometimes I feel like,
at my age,
268
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,748
I should have
everything all figured out.
269
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,883
But I don't.
270
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,618
Nobody has it all figured out.
271
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,755
You ever get scared?
272
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,357
Oh, yeah.
All the time.
273
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,360
I mean, like right now, I...
274
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,796
I'm scared you won't like me.
275
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,865
Oh, Dusty.
276
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,235
You don't have to
worry about that.
277
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,371
You promise?
278
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,307
With God as my witness.
279
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,643
Well, I hope he's not watching
right now,
280
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,645
'cause I'm about to kiss you.
281
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,181
♪ ♪
282
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,648
What you writing?
283
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,986
Oh. Uh,
just making a list of chores
284
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:00,921
that need to get done.
285
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,523
Well, that doesn't
sound like fun.
286
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,258
Well...
287
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,227
one of them is.
288
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,262
I'll get to the rain gutters.
289
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,831
You just got to...
290
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,266
Mm. Mmm.
291
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,935
What's happening?
292
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,805
Why don't you come
to the bedroom and find out?
293
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,674
Weird day.
294
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,015
Did you have any problems
295
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,477
getting into the apartment?
296
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,013
No.
297
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,690
In the right window,
out the right window.
298
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,016
Easy peasy.
299
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,130
You can hang your dresses
and whatnot on the barbell.
300
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,420
Fancy.
301
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,156
So we're clear, uh,
302
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,325
just 'cause we're
sleeping together
303
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,961
doesn't mean we're...
"sleeping" together.
304
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,629
I understand.
305
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,307
If you want, you can take the
bed and I'll sleep on the floor.
306
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,233
Oh, I can't ask you to do that.
307
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,002
It's okay. I got a sleeping bag,
and I'm young.
308
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,539
We'll share the bed, just, uh,
keep your hands to yourself.
309
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,508
Works both ways.
You keep your hands to yourself.
310
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,110
I'll manage.
311
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,246
Well, if you find you can't,
that's okay, too.
312
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,581
Hey, uh, what's
the bathroom situation?
313
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,650
Oh, I pay rent. You can use
the one in the house.
314
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,453
Good, I was afraid
you were gonna say that sink.
315
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,122
The sink?
316
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,590
That's kind of gross.
317
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,392
I'll be right back.
318
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,366
Looks like
you're just a sink again.
319
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,805
Oh, George.
320
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,140
Mm, you like that?
321
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,608
I love that.
322
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,019
How about
we turn the lights off?
323
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,144
Yes, please.
324
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,404
Tickles!
325
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,247
Get out. Get out.
326
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,082
What?
327
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,449
I'm using the sink.
328
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,285
Sweet.
329
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,725
Good morning.
Morning.
330
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,394
Did someone have a sleepover?
331
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,963
Mandy's gonna be staying with me
for a little bit.
332
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,231
Mm-hmm.
333
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,332
It's not like that.
334
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,701
Didn't say it was.
335
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,161
Go ahead and take a seat, I'll
make you some scrambled eggs.
336
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,805
Since when do you make eggs?
337
00:13:58,906 --> 00:13:59,940
I can make eggs.
338
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,241
He can't make eggs.
339
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,518
Actually,
my stomach's a little queasy.
340
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,643
How about just some toast?
341
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,678
Great. Toast, I can do.
342
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:07,981
Good morning, everyone.
343
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,216
Niblingo.
344
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,750
I'm sorry, what?
345
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,352
It's an honorific
I came up with to
346
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,055
describe a woman who's carrying
my future niece or nephew
347
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,957
but is not related to me by law.
348
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,758
You remember Sheldon.
349
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,859
I do.
350
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,727
Yeah.
351
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:21,962
I'm glad you're here.
352
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,463
I have a question
about robot ethics
353
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,673
I was hoping
you could help me with.
354
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,899
Sheldon, leave her alone.
355
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,268
No, it's okay,
he can ask me a question.
356
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,938
I'm his, uh... What am I?
357
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,673
Niblingo.
Niblingo. What's your question?
358
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,476
Ethically, should a robot
be programmed to never kill,
359
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,278
even if killing
would save lives?
360
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,913
Where's the dang toaster?
361
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,549
Welcome to breakfast
at our house.
362
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,526
Fire!
363
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,895
What? What? Where?
364
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,498
You know, thanks
for keeping an eye on things.
365
00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,598
Sorry.
366
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,401
I didn't get much sleep.
367
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,936
Oh, you and Mary fighting again?
368
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,372
Oh, no, we're getting
along real good.
369
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,472
Okay.
370
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,675
I mean... real good.
371
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,843
Yeah. I-I said okay.
372
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,412
It's like she's
a different person.
373
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,514
That reminds me of a film.
374
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,450
A lady fell off a boat,
she hit her head,
375
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:21,254
and when she woke up, she was
a completely different person.
376
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,922
What's your point?
377
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,524
Did Mary fall off a boat
recently?
378
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,526
Not that I know of.
Well, you should ask her.
379
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,361
We're not boat people, Dale.
380
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,564
Something strange is going on
in the bedroom.
381
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,732
Uh-huh.
382
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,267
I mean, I'm happy about it.
383
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,303
You know,
it's actually pretty great.
384
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,770
I just...
385
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,706
I don't understand why.
386
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,775
See, now I'm with you there.
387
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,177
When I was married to June,
388
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,878
she was going through
the change. Hmm.
389
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,215
She became downright frisky.
390
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,450
I think Mary's a little young
for the change.
391
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,551
Well, you'd think.
392
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,086
Nature's curious.
393
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,422
I went to school with a kid
whose hair turned gray
394
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,090
in the tenth grade.
395
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,759
We called him Whitey.
Clever.
396
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,195
He used to buy us liquor.
397
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,196
Oh, anyway,
398
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,598
what I'm saying is that
399
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,767
have the family medic
do a once-over on her.
400
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,103
You know, kick the tires,
see how she's rolling.
401
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,571
Yeah, thanks, Dale.
402
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,116
I tell you my wife wants
to have sex with me,
403
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,620
you tell me
she needs to see a doctor.
404
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,043
Well, I'm sorry.
405
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,579
You making a woman hot,
that's completely normal.
406
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,318
Hey.
407
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,187
Hey.
408
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,455
I thought you were working.
409
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,557
Oh, I'm on lunch break.
410
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,800
Brought you something to eat.
411
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,993
Oh, thank you.
412
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,196
Oh, I also got you
some ginger ale for your tummy.
413
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,799
Why do you look
like you're gonna cry?
414
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,369
'Cause I am.
415
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,104
What's wrong?
416
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,706
My whole life.
417
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,210
A year ago, I was a TV
weather girl in San Antonio,
418
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,812
and now I'm living in a garage
with the 17-year-old
419
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,013
who got me pregnant.
420
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,815
I'll be 18 before you know it.
421
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,550
But not before you're a father!
422
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,220
Okay, well, what can I do?
423
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,289
Nothing, you're doing great.
424
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,999
That's how screwed up
my life is right now,
425
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,958
you're the best part of it.
426
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,628
Thank you.
427
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,563
I'm really trying.
428
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,400
I know you are.
429
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,635
It's gonna be okay.
430
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,037
Is it?
431
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,974
I peed in the sink last night.
432
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,245
Trust me, I'll fix this.
433
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,148
Now, here's the guest room.
434
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,817
Make yourself at home.
435
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,018
Thank you so much.
436
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,154
It's only temporary, I promise.
437
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,522
Oh, no problem.
438
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,656
Stay as long as you need.
439
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,125
Bathroom's right down the hall.
440
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,127
Oh, boy, a bathroom.
441
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,162
I'll go get
the rest of your stuff.
442
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,296
Thank you.
443
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,664
Question about your TV...
444
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,166
I want it.
Gotcha.
445
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,744
I started
working on this presentation
446
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,604
to address specific
ethical dilemmas.
447
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,206
The laws of robotics,
448
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,007
whether torture
can be justified,
449
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,444
and cloning people
for fun and spare parts.
450
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,279
But I realized before resolving
451
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,614
any of these moral quandaries,
the real decision is
452
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,316
who gets to decide.
453
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,817
Do we put it up for a vote?
454
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,019
Does everyone get to decide
for themselves?
455
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,488
Should it be by committee?
456
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,489
Is that committee
457
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,857
elected or appointed?
458
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,293
You see where I'm going?
You probably don't.
459
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,727
For the smartest decision,
460
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,296
we need the smartest person.
461
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,299
Ladies and gentlemen, in
the field of scientific ethics,
462
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,567
we can't rely on
463
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,602
democracy or plutocracy.
464
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,936
We need an autocracy,
465
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,574
or to be more precise,
a "Sheldocracy."
466
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,642
♪ ♪
467
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:33,246
Um, I don't think
this was the assignment.
468
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,124
Sorry, Dr. Sturgis,
I pick the assignments now.
469
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,783
Everybody, for next class,
470
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,451
I want 500 words
on what you can do
471
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,752
to further the Sheldocracy.
472
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,454
Punishment for typos
will be severe.
473
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,889
Class dismissed.
474
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,191
Hey, that's my line.
475
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,358
No, it isn't.
476
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,327
Why don't you see me
after class.
477
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,796
Class dismissed.
478
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,337
♪ ♪
479
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,005
And I'm telling you,
480
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,007
your feelings are valid.
481
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,210
I don't know.
482
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,012
Hey. Hey.
483
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,415
Look at me.
484
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,983
I know.
485
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,522
Now, tell me about
the rest of your day.
486
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,458
Dusty...
487
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,394
I think I'm done talking.
488
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,431
Do you mean...?
489
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,966
I do.
490
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,135
♪ ♪
491
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,172
Mom, I've really got to go!
492
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,308
Use the sink in the garage!
493
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,044
Captioning sponsored by CBS
494
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,913
WARNER BROS. TELEVISION
495
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,082
and TOYOTA.
496
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,052
Captioned by Media Access
Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
33497
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
