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Narrator: This is the
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Narrator: This is
the Evergreen Forest.
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Quiet, peaceful, serene.
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That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.
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Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!
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♪
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Yeeeehaaaa!
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Yikes!
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Yaaaah...
(bam!)
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(laughs)
(smash!)
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Yeaaaah!
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Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.
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Broo: (panting)
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♪
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Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...
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Cyril Sneer!
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(bleep blarp bloop)
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And his life would be simple
except for...
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the Raccoons!!
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♪ (show theme music) ♪
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♪
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♪
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Narrator: The Evergreen Forest
is full of wonders.
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So when Melissa decided to
photograph some of them
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for a special feature in the
Evergreen Standard,
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Bert Raccoon suggested
they start
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with the Endless Echo Caverns.
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Melissa: It's got to be
around here somewhere.
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Bert: Who knows
what we might find?
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There might be
hidden treasure,
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and there could be
a race of Mole men,
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lost civilizations,
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sacred cities.
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Melissa: Bats!!
Bert: B-Ba-Bats?!
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Oh well, he-he-he,
I guess it's not here.
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Woa-woaaaaah!
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(thud!)
Ou!
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Well, that was easy.
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I don't see any bats!
(echoing) bats-bats...
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Hey! (echoing)(laughs)
Hey this is great!
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Beeert Raccooooon!
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It's me. (echoing)
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Bert!
(echoing Bert-Bert)
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Raccoon!
(echoing Raccoooon)
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Bert, Bert, Bert!
(echoes)
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Broo: (howls)
(echoes)
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Melissa: Come on,
let's look down this way Bert.
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Bert: I don't like this
Melissa, it's too creepy.
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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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Yikes!
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Okay.
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Th-this is far enough for me!
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Melissa: Bert, look!
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(camera click)
This is fantastic, Bert!
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Wait. It looks to me like
prehistoric cave paintings.
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This could be thousands and
thousands of years old.
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Bert: Then it'll still
be here tomorrow.
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Let's get outta here, Melissa!
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Melissa: This could be one of
the greatest
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historical finds ever made!
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Bert: Hey, where's Broo?
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(calling) Broo?
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Broo, come here, little fella!
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I-i-it's not s-sa-safe
wondering around by yourself.
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Broo: (barking)
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Bert: Come on, Broo!
Broo: (barking)
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Bert: There's nothing to be...
scared off!
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(barking)
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Aaaah!
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Yeaaaaah!
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Meellisssaaaa!
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Aaaaah!
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Melissa: Wait 'til
you see them, Ralph!
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They're thrilling!
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They look a lot
like cave paintings
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I've seen in art
history books.
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Bert: Don't go, Ralph.
It's dark down there
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and there's monsters
in that cave!
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Broo: (barks)
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Ralph: I have no
intention of going,
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until my bouillabaisse
is finished.
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Bert: As a matter of fact,
don't even go outside
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It... (whispers)
may have followed us home.
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(slam!)
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Melissa: Oh, Bert, there are
no monsters in that cave!
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If there was a monster,
why didn't I see it?
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Bert: Because it was lurking.
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Ralph: (slurp)
Bert: Em...
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Ralph: Pass me that bouquet
garni, will you Bert?
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Eh, this dish needs a soupcon,
some more fennel.
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Then it will be... mm-mm-mmm!
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Perfect!
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Bert: You know, I notice you
start talking funny
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when you put on
that chef's hat, Ralph.
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Melissa: I really think we
need the advice of an expert.
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Ralph: No, I'm sure,
it needs more fennel.
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Melissa: Ralph!? I'm talking
about the cave paintings.
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Ralph: Here Bert, try this!
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It's my 'piece de resistance.'
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Bert: (loud slurp)
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Ralph: Well?
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Bert: I know exactly,
what it needs.
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Ralph: Perhaps a dash more
freshly ground pepper?
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Bert: Nah!
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The best spice of all!!
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Peanut butter!
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Ralph:
(gasps in horror!)
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Bert!!! You've ruined it!
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Bert: Well... just a
matter of taste, Ralph!
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Melissa: Professor
Witherspoon Smedley-Smithe
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from the museum is
excited about our find!
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He's coming out to have
a look at the paintings.
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(murmuring chatter)
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The Pig 1: I do so
love cultural events.
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The Pig 2: Yes, but we
must attend more of them.
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The Pig 3:
They're so... enlightening
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Cyril: Enlightening?!
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You porkers aren't
getting any lighter.
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I don't know, why I let
you talk me into this.
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The Pig 1: But, Sir...
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you're broadening
your social horizons!
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Cyril: And you're broadening
your waistlines!
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Lady Baden-Baden:
Yoohoo, Mr. Sneer.
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Oh, it's so nice to
see you at this event!
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I didn't realize that
you were an art lover.
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Cyril: Lady Baden-Baden,
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the only thing
I love is money.
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Who's art?
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Lady Baden-Baden:
(giggles)
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Oh Mr. Sneer,
you are such a wit!
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(giggles)
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Ooh, there's Lady
Penelope Banyos.
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I do hope we'll
see more of you
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at these functions,
Mr Sneer. Ta-taaa!
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Cyril: If there was any
more of you Anthem, lady,
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there wouldn't be
room for anyone else.
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Mr. Knox: Well, Mr Sneer,
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will you be bidding on any
art works this afternoon?
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Cyril: I might.
Then again, I might not.
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(laughs)
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Mr. Knox: Well I hope
to add a few
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definitive works
to my collection.
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Would you care to accompany me
to the bidding, Sir?
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Cyril: Eh, certainly!
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Ehm, ladies and gentlemen,
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our next lot, number 32,
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an Henri de la Possum
from his green period.
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Who will start?
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Mr. Knox: $10,000!
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Cyril: Are you nuts, Knox?
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I've seen bigger postage stamps!
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- $15,000!
- $20,000!!
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$20,000! Do I hear $25,000?
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Cyril: Who would be crazy enough
to pay $25,000 for that?
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Mr. Knox: Why, his paintings
just keep going up
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in value, Mr. Sneer.
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They are a marvelous investment!
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$30,000.
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Thank you, Mr Knox.
Anyone else?
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Mr. Knox: In fact, Mr Mammoth
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purchased that painting for $50,
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sometime ago.
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Cyril: Fifty?!
- $50,000 !
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going...
Cyril: (gulps)
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(choking)
- ...going, gone!
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Sold to that person
with the bent nose.
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Cyril: (coughs)
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Mr. Knox: Congratulations, Sir!
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An extremely cultured decision.
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Cyril: $50,000?! Huh!
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I've seen better
pictures on a cereal box.
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Cedric: I don't know, Pop, I
think it brightens up the room.
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Cyril: So does a light bulb.
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The Pig 1: But Sir, now
you're a patron of the arts.
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The Pig 2: Respected
by the masses.
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Cyril: Who cares?
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Cedric: Pop, this
is an investment!
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In a while, you can sell the
painting again for a big profit!
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After all, Pop, this painting
has already increased
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in value by 1,000%.
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Cyril: Now you're
talking my language.
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I'll hire this Henri de la
Possum to paint a few more.
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(laughs)
Good idea, son!
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Hah! Pigs, go find him.
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The Pig 1: But, Sir,
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the program says he
disappeared five years ago.
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Cyril: Hmm! Too bad!
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I'll have to think
of something else.
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Cedric, my boy, how long will
I have to keep this painting
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for maximum resale value?
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Cedric: I'll go
figure it out, Pop.
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Cyril: It may have
cost me $50,000,
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but I've learned,
that art is money.
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Pigs, go out and get me
some masterpieces. Cheap!!
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You've got 24 hours!
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Capiche?
The Pigs: Ah, yes, Sir!
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Ah, capiche, capiche!
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Cyril: Ah, yes, indeed!
The secret of great art.
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Buy cheap, and sell expensive.
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(laughs)
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Melissa: Isn't this exciting?
Professor: Exciting indeed.
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Melissa: Now we'll find out just
how ancient and important
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these cave paintings are.
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Professor: I must say,
I certainly have
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high hopes for
them, young lady.
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Bert: Wouldn't it be better,
if I stayed out here?
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I could sort of.. um, he-eh,
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...guard the entrance.
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Melissa:
You're not still afraid
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of imaginary monsters, are you?
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Bert: No, not imaginary ones.
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Melissa: Oh, Bert,
come on, we need you!
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Professor: You know, this
reminds me of the time
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we opened the tomb of
Emperor Ratatouille.
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Oh, egad what a thing that was!
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Bert: I'll bet.
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♪
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The Pig:
We looked high and low.
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The Pig 2: Oh, every gallery
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and every artist caring.
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The Pig 3: You wouldn't think
it'd be so hard to find
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cheap masterpieces.
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The Pig 1:
Wait, I've got an idea!
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(laughs)
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The Pig 3: Oh,
that's brilliant, boy!
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♪
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The Pig 2: You were right.
It is a fabulous view!
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The Pig 1: Inspirational!
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♪ Here I go again, ♪
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♪ Falling out of line ♪
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♪ Falling in with someone new ♪
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♪ Here I go again, ♪
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♪ Getting out of line ♪
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♪ Forgetting there's so
much to lose ♪
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♪ But I'm holding out for you ♪
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♪ Hoping that it's true,
I don't want somebody new ♪
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♪ Struggling in the dark ♪
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♪ Lost when we're apart ♪
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♪ No one makes me feel
like you do ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
The Pig: Oh, your color symmetry is so good!
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The Pig 2: It's an
existential statement.
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♪
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The Pig 3: I thought
it was a tree.
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Melissa: (muffled)
I just can't believe
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its' here, in the
Evergreen Forest!
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Professor: (muffled) Actually
it's one the most extraordinary
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examples I've ever seen.
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Uh, those are
spectacular, Melissa!
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(chuckles)
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Oh, simply spectacular!
252
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Of course, we won't
know how old they are,
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until I analyze these
scrapings I took.
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If the tests are positive,
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why these could
well be the most
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valuable paintings
ever discovered!!
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The Pig 2: Paintings!
258
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The Pig 1: Valuable!
259
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The Pig 3: And they're
on the Boss's land too.
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The Pig 1: Oh goodie,
let's tell the boss!
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The Pig 2: If we don't
get a raise out of this,
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we never will.
263
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Bert: Ah! Safe... and famous!
264
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Bert Raccoon, discoverer of
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the Endless Echo Cave paintings.
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Yahoooo!
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Professor: Uh, well,
we'll see, Bert.
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Hmm, strange, you know
there's something about them.
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Oh, it will come to me,
I'm sure. Yes, yes.
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I'll take these samples straight
to the museum. Straight.
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Yes, we should have
the results very soon.
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Bert: Come on, Broo.
Broo: (barks)
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(car humming)
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(splash)
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(loud rumble)
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Cyril: This better be good!
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Now that's what
I call a painting!
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What a discovery!
279
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And I went and wasted $50,000
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on a Henri de la Possum?!
281
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The size of a pig's brain?
282
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Forget the small stuff,
the bigger the better.
283
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That's what I say.
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Hmmm...?
285
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I can't sell this, so the
suckers will have to come here.
286
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I'll charge admission.
287
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This will be the greatest
tourist attraction ever!
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Start taking notes.
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Measure this for a turnstile.
290
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I want the lunch counter there.
Ticket booth here.
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The souvenir stand right here.
292
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And check the back of this cave!
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Make sure there's
no way to sneak in!
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Everybody pays to see
my cave paintings!
295
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Oh, yes, they do
and do they ever pay!
296
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:31,107
The Pig 1: Oh, the
boss sure is happy.
297
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The Pig 2:
We're sure get a raise.
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The Pig 1: (giggles) Yeah!
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00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,720
A-a-ah-aaah!
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00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:37,915
A raise!
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(screaming)
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Cyril: And nobody can look at it
for more than a minute.
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I don't want to wear it out.
304
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The Pigs: Boss!!
Boss! The monsters!
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00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,329
Cyril: Quit yelling,
you chicken pigs!
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There's no such
thing as monsters!
307
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:55,330
Now take this down to
the Evergreen Standard.
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I want it in tomorrow's edition.
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The Pigs: Y-yes, Sir!
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(typewriter clicking)
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The Pig 1:
Stop the presses!
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I always wanted to say that.
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00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:10,949
This is for the next
edition, or sooner.
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Ralph: (reading)
Press conference!
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Endless Echo Caverns to be
renamed Sneer Caverns.
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Important art find.
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Affecting all residents
of the Evergreen Forest.
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Tomorrow. Be there!
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Signed Cyril Sneer,
patron of the arts?!
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Cedric: Wow, I never thought Pop
would get into art this deep.
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00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,870
Melissa: How did Cyril find out
about the cave paintings?
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00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,514
The Pig 1:
Superior intelligence!
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00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,039
Ralph: Oh, really?!
324
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,814
So what's he planning now?
325
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,483
The Pig 2: Oh, only the
greatest tourist attraction
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00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:44,982
since the beach.
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00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,754
He'll make millions charging
admission to the caves!
328
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:52,734
The Pig 3:
And soon, a 2,000 room hotel,
329
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,525
a theme park...
330
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,196
The Pig 2:
...bowling alleys!
331
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,455
The Pig 1: Parking lots!
332
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,234
Melissa: But he can't do that!
333
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,202
A treasure like this
belongs to everyone.
334
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,712
The Pig 2: Wrong.
It belongs to Cyril Sneer!
335
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,835
It's on his land!
336
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,411
(laughing)
337
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,679
(giggling)
338
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♪
339
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,391
Cyril: Get this Raccoons!
340
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:24,387
Next time you want to
look at my paintings,
341
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,260
bring five bucks!
342
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,328
(laughing)
343
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:32,057
Professor: Um, I say what's
going on here, Melissa?
344
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:35,134
Melissa: Cyril Sneer is about to
announce the opening,
345
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:38,174
or should I say closing
of the caves to the public,
346
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,340
unless they pay!
347
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:43,238
Professor: Um, but...
why should he do that?
348
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,012
Ralph: He owns the land.
349
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:48,750
Professor: Oooh! Well,
then you'll be interested
350
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:51,877
in the test results,
yes, yes, yes.
351
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:56,524
Mr. Sneer, I'm from
the Museum, you see.
352
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,692
Cyril: Great! Come on up here
and join me on the stage.
353
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,192
Professor: Thank you.
Cyril: Makes it more official.
354
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:02,633
You can cut the ribbon.
355
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,968
Professor: But, you see,
what I want tell you,
356
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,395
will only take
a moment, yes, yes.
357
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,801
It's about the...
358
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,213
The Pig: And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
359
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,035
Cyril Sneer,
360
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,240
patron of the arts.
361
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,212
(isolated clapping)
362
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,151
Cyril: Ehm.. testing...
363
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,546
I, Cyril Sneer, am
pleased to announce
364
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,750
the discovery of the
Sneer Cavern paintings.
365
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:32,223
The most amazing thing about
these paintings is their age.
366
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,434
How old are they
anyway, Professor?
367
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,796
100, 200,000 years?
368
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:39,765
Professor: Oh,
good heavens, no, no.
369
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,325
Two years.
370
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,273
Cyril: Two years?!
371
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:46,168
You told me these
were priceless
372
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,171
prehistoric paintings.
373
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,843
They're worthless.
374
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,912
I'm going to
look like a fool!
375
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,750
I couldn't even
give them away!
376
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,920
The Pig: That's it, Sir!
Give them away!
377
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,246
The Pig 2: Yes, Sir! That's what
a real patron of the arts
378
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,993
would do!
Think of the publicity?
379
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,490
Cyril: Ehm, ehm!
380
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:10,462
As I was saying, I am
pleased to hand over
381
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,972
these magnificent caverns
382
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,195
and the paintings therein,
383
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,840
(whispers)
worthless as they are,
384
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,705
to the residents of the
Evergreen Forest.
385
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:24,035
May they love and enjoy these
fine examples of art.
386
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:29,153
Courtesy of Cyril Sneer,
patron of the arts.
387
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,278
(snip)
388
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,522
(louder applause)
389
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,948
Cedric: Way to go, Pop!
390
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,292
That's my Pop.
391
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,887
(cameras clicking)
(applause)
392
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,819
Cyril: No more pictures, boys.
393
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,994
I'll release a statement later.
394
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:44,703
Mr. Knox: Mr Sneer, you
ain't never gonna get rich
395
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,526
given away paintings.
396
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,572
Cyril: Money isn't
everything, Knox.
397
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,137
The Pig: (gasps)
Cyril: I'm a socially
398
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,235
acceptable philanthropist now
399
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,967
and it didn't cost me anything.
400
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,407
Don't think you're
off the hook yet.
401
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,849
There's still a little
matter of the masterpieces
402
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,245
I told you to get.
Where are they?
403
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,117
The Pig: They're
drying now, Sir.
404
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,618
Melissa: So the
paintings are worthless?
405
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:12,990
Professor: Oh heavens, no!
No work of art is worthless.
406
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,731
You know, there's
something about them.
407
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:19,357
Bert: Well, if they're not
prehistoric, who did them?
408
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,574
Hey Broo, where you going?
409
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,697
Come back here!
410
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,272
Broo?!...Brooooooo!
411
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,711
Melissa: Come on, Cedric.
412
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,036
He might need our help.
413
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:34,352
Professor: Where have I seen
paintings like that before?
414
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:36,376
(mumbles to himself)
415
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:38,749
Melissa: Which way did he go?
416
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,090
(calling) Broo?!
417
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,545
Broo: (barking)
418
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,861
Bert: Broo, come back!
There's monsters!!
419
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,388
Brooooo!
420
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,797
(monster-like groan)
421
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,696
Broo: (whines)
422
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,398
Bert: My little buddy, it's
got him! I gotta save him!
423
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:57,641
Broooooo!
424
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,610
Uaaaaah-oh!
425
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,636
Uaaaaaaa!
(bam!)
426
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,141
Broo: (whines)
427
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,543
Bert: (screams)
428
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,414
Melisaaaaaa!
429
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,412
Do something!
430
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,654
Cedric: Hold on, Bert! Hold on!!
431
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,850
Melissa: Oh, Cedric,
what do we do?
432
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,052
♪
433
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,564
Cedric: Uaaaah!
434
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:22,456
♪
(rope squeaking)
435
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,431
Broo: Woof-woof!
436
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,969
Bert: Uuuh! Oh, thanks, Melissa!
437
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,925
Cedric, that was...
438
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:32,174
t-th-the-the monster!!!!
439
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,011
Monster: I am no monster!
440
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,376
I am already Henri de la Possum,
441
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,435
artiste extraordinaire.
442
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,781
And by the way, a genius.
443
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,020
Rubens: (barks)
444
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,175
Bert: Uaaaah!
Broo: Woof!
445
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,523
Henri: Oh! And my dog, Rubens.
446
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,859
Bert: So that's what
you were smelling, Broo!
447
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,686
Another dog.
448
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,691
Cedric: Henri de la Possum?!
449
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:58,163
But I read that you
disappeared five years ago.
450
00:19:58,163 --> 00:19:59,603
Henri: Of course I did!
451
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:02,868
Ze artist cannot
create things above.
452
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,208
Here I have privacy and...
(giggles)
453
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,465
a monster to make sure of it.
454
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,113
A good joke? No?
455
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:13,278
Bert: No!! What are
you doing here anyway?
456
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:16,948
Henri: My master piece.
I just finished it.
457
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,119
Come and see.
458
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,916
♪
459
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,219
Cedric: It's beautiful!
460
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,232
Melissa: Magnificent!
461
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,955
Bert: Oh, amazing!
462
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,001
Henri: But of course!
463
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,171
Now my master piece is done.
464
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,697
Rubens and I must move on.
465
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,673
I have another waiting
project in mind.
466
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:44,142
(laughs)
Sculpting El Mont Monte.
467
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,712
Ho-ho-hooo!
468
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,411
Enjoy it, my friends.
469
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,682
Perhaps, we will meet again.
470
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:51,722
Broo: Woof-woof!
471
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,058
Bert: Oh boy,
oh boy, Melissa,
472
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:01,456
have we got a story
or have we got a story?
473
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:05,960
Cyril: Well, my good son,
474
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,404
at least I've got
475
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:08,599
one great work of art.
476
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,170
Cedric: Yeah, Pop.
477
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:12,938
But it's nowhere as good
as his cave paintings.
478
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,538
Cyril: Cave paintings?
479
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:17,579
Cedric: In the caverns,
the ones you gave away.
480
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:20,176
It's covered in
Henri de la Possum.
481
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:24,048
He's been painting there
for five years. I met him.
482
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,019
It's all right here.
483
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,948
You should come and see it, Pop.
484
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,193
It's free, thanks to you.
485
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,258
The Pig: They're dry now, Sir.
486
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:35,057
The Pig 2: We really
outdid ourselves this time.
487
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:39,200
The Pig 3: Henri de la Possum
has nothing on us, Sir.
488
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:41,598
(slap-slap!)
489
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,600
(slap!!)
490
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:43,971
The Pig 1: We've been framed.
491
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,769
Cyril: It's not faiiiiiiiir!!
492
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,513
♪ (show theme music) ♪
493
00:21:51,043 --> 00:22:04,663
♪ When darkness falls, ♪
494
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,986
♪ Leaving shadows
in the night, ♪
495
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:12,163
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
496
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,004
♪ Wipe that fear
from your eyes. ♪
497
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,400
♪ A desperate love ♪
498
00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:22,073
♪ Keeps on driving you wrong. ♪
499
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:26,244
♪ Don't be afraid. ♪
500
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:27,854
♪ You're not alone. ♪
501
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:32,246
♪ You can run with us ♪
502
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:37,590
♪ We've got
everything you need ♪
503
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:38,759
♪ Run with us ♪
504
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:42,257
♪ We are free ♪
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