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♪
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[grunts]
Evasive maneuvers!
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Fire at will!
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We're being boarded!
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Then let's throw them
a welcoming party.
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[alarm sounding]
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The device, hand it over!
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I'll destroy this
before I let y-- aah!
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[laughs]
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Temba!
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[grunts]
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Commanders, the asset
has been obtained.
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Excellent.
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Destroy this joke
of a Federation ship.
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Leave no survivors.
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[shouting, clamoring]
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[grunts]
All decks!
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I hoped I would never have
to give this order, but...
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-all hands to es--
-Captain, incoming ship.
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[gasps]
It's the Wayfarer.
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-No!
-Ugh!
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Thank the Prophets.
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[laughs]
Send those thanks
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to Captain Bucephalus Dagger.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Commander Doodle,
I think it's time
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we introduce this warbird
to the biggest kid on the block.
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You heard the Cap.
Target those disruptors.
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Dagger? Get us out of here.
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No! I want his head!
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Don't be greedy, sister.
We've already won.
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They just don't know it yet.
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Captain, they're retreating.
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Should I set a course to pursue?
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Let 'em run.
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Protecting the Cerritosis
our top priority.
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You're late, Dagger.
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What you do, stop for raktajino?
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[laughs] What were the Melponar
triplets after this time?
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The Chronogami.
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A top-secret
Starfleet prototype
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which can penetrate
temporal barriers.
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"Chrono" because it involves
taking time,
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and folding it on itself
like the Japanese artform--
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Yeah, origami, right,
yeah, we-we get it.
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I thought the Chronogami
was theoretical.
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FREEMAN: Well, consider
the theory proved.
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-And now the Romulans have it.
-[alert ringing]
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And I bet my pips
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-they're going...
-[sighs]
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Computer, freeze program.
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MALE OFFICER:
Ensign Boimler,
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please report
to Commander Ransom's office.
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-On my way.
-I thought you were off duty.
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[groans] I am. Ransom just
probably wants me to spot him.
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He just learned
Tellarite deadlifts.
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Whoa, baby!
That opening was awesome, Boims.
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Yeah, but time travel?
Listen, "Captain Dagger."
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Don't tell me we're gonna have
to go back and assassinate
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Kennedy
because that is not happening.
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Okay, don't worry.
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Crisis Point IIis twice
as good as the original.
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Crisis Point?No! You can't
just piggyback off my movie.
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Technically, it was
my program first.
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So I can do what I want.
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Uh, Computer, arch.
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That doesn't contractually
obligate you
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-to make a bad sequel.
-Is this a sequel?
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I mean, Vindicta got blown up.
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You don't follow the villain.
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We're back with
the Cerritosbridge crew.
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Trust me, you're gonna love it.
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It's got everything:
action, adventure, romance.
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I'll skip ahead to
the opening credits, uh, okay.
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Freeman just explained
that the Chronogami can be used
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to destroy any point in history.
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What, does it make an alternate
cinematic timeline that runs
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concurrent to our own,
but with, like, different people
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playing younger versions of us?
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[laughs] Uh, scientifically that
would be a bit of a reach.
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Whatever. If you're
expanding the Vindictaverse,
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I'm just saying
it better not suck.
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Let me know if you want some
hot sauce while you're eating
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those words in the third act.
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I'll be right back.
[grunts]
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ALL: Ooh!
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Wait, what's
my character's name again?
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Looks like you're Chief Engineer
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-Sylvo Toussant.
-RUTHERFORD: Ooh, Cajun?
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[bad Cajun accent]:
Mon cheri,I guarantee
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I can do that... [groans]
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[normal voice]: Nah, I'm
just gonna play it straight.
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I play Lieutenant Commander
Meena Vesper,
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Whose love of science
and exploration
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is tempered
by her troubled childhood.
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[groans]
This is such fan fiction.
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All right,
I've got an evaluation
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with Ransom at 1900.
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Boims better not draw this out.
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Ah, the auteur has returned.
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What did, uh,
what did Ransom want?
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Uh, just reassigning
duty shifts.
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Oh, the credits are ending.
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Let's get back in character.
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[Rutherford blows raspberry,
laughs]
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TENDI:
Rutherford, shh!
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The Chronogami Project was
headed up by...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Dr. Helena Gibson.
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Bucephalus.
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Oh, you have got some nerve
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never calling me back
after that weekend on Risa.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, spicy!
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Oh, so this gorgeous scientist
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is the estranged love interest?
Yeah, sure.
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I'm here for your research,
not your heart.
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Look, the Romulans have
the Chromogami.
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Oh, of-of course.
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RUTHERFORD: Whoa, these
graphics are mind-blowing!
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TENDI:
Rutherford.
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GIBSON: We've learned there
are space-time worldlines
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that prevent
the beginning of existence
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from merging with the end.
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The Chronogami's gravitons
essentially fold worldlines,
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allowing a user
to travel to the past
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or the future.
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The Romulans could attack
any place and any time,
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allowing them to wipe the
Federation from ever existing.
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So many lives
just blinked out of existence.
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We could run
a long-range scan...
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And to think, you go to bed
probably still thinking
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about some task you have to do
the next day, then poof.
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-You're gone.
-Geez.
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Somebody took
a Winger Bingston acting class.
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You can track the Chronogami
with this.
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It has limited
Chronogamic functionality.
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Ah, yes,
a watch that drives the plot.
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Very convenient
and not at all dumb.
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It detects the chronitons.
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It'll lead you right to them.
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Looks like they're heading
for Tatasciore IX.
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A favorite of black-market
weapons dealers.
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They're probably trying
to buy Wallerian Dutronium
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to power
the Chronogasmic matrix!
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Yeah, Doc,
you really want to avoid
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that many made-up words
in a row.
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All right, uh, this where we set
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a course for Tatasciore IX,
so let's do that.
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Wait, Bucephalus.
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Could we talk... privately?
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Ooh, here comes the romance
in three, two...
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No thanks, I-I-I-I got to go.
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"No thanks"?
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Wait, you can't cut out
the romantic subplot.
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A good movie's got
to have some romance.
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Dagger's love life
doesn't matter anymore.
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Wait, then why'd you design her
so hot?
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I don't know what to do now.
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Uh, yeah. Me, either, lady.
Okay, bye.
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♪
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[creature squeaking]
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Do you feel lost in your way?
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Let Minooki guide you.
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We have to find the Romulans
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or the universe
could cease to exist.
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We're all holograms
in a simulation.
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The koala smiles on us all.
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Ki-ty-ha has the true answers
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for life's
most important questions.
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Okay, feels like
we're just moments away
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from a big set piece, aren't we?
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What are we talking, a heist?
Chase?
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Yo, Earth to Dagger,
I asked if there's gonna be,
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like, a cool chase or something.
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I need answers.
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Then you seek Ki-ty-ha.
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Legend says he resides
on the forbidden moon.
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What are you doing?
The holodeck just populated
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that guy into the background
for color.
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I sense Purplehead knows much.
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If one such as he
is drawn to this place,
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-so shall he who is I.
-What in the
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alien of the week bull[bleep]?
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Okay, boys, come on.
We have a movie to do, man.
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We don't have time
to chat up the extras.
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It's an adaptive program.
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The-the holodeck's
creating meaning
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-for these guys...
-I've got a lock!
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Aah!
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[exclaims]
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Gravcycles, mount up.
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Oh, hell yeah!
Now we're talking.
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Dude, come on, we got to grav!
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[engines humming]
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[shouting, clamoring]
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Come on, we're missing
the sequence!
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No, we need to find Kit-ty-ha.
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Dagger to Vesper, take command
of the Chronogami mission.
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You are acting captain now.
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Ah! Oh, my gosh, thank you!
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We just spent like an hour
getting the backstory
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of your MacGuffin and now
we're not going after it?
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The path to Ki-ty-ha
is perilous,
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but the reward is
all the truths of the universe.
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This could be the key to it all.
We got to do this.
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This? What is "this"?
These random extras?
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-I am Knicknac.
-Case in point.
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Now what the hell does finding
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some weirdo have
to do with your story?
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We-We're gonna go find
the meaning of life.
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Th-This is better
than what I wrote.
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This is important.
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"Important"? What? No.
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This was supposed
to be a thrill ride.
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Ah, that chase sequence
wasn't gonna be fun anyway.
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This is so [bleep] fun!
[whooping]
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-Aah!
-[grunts]
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[shouts]
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[both shout]
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Remind me to never lend you
my gravcycle.
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Oh, [bleep].
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They're activating
the Chronogami!
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Oh, damn it! They've crossed
the origamic threshfold.
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And if we follow,
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we may never be able
to get back to our own time.
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We have to. For Starfleet!
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[all cheering]
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For Starfleet!
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[blipping]
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[grunts]
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Where are we?
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2341.
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We're smack dab in the middle
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of the goddamn algae crisis.
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This is the science center
where Ambassador Koro was able
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to communicate
with the algaeic slime mind.
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Every kid learns about this
in school.
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We have to find the Romulans.
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If they kill Koro,
the algae will wipe out
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-every living creature on the--
-[Rutherford munching]
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Did you leave and get food?
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Oh, yeah, during the whole
time travel light show.
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That stuff always
gets me seasick.
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I stepped out to grab a bite.
You want some?
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No! I-I feel like
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you're not taking
this seriously.
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Uh, yeah, because I'm not.
251
00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:02,321
Hey, who's that big squid?
252
00:11:02,365 --> 00:11:04,802
That's Ambassador Koro!
[groans] Never mind.
253
00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:07,152
All right. Keep down,
stay quiet, and spread out.
254
00:11:07,196 --> 00:11:08,806
-We are looking for--
-Mmm!
255
00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:10,025
-[groans]
-What?
256
00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:11,809
You got to have chips.
257
00:11:11,853 --> 00:11:14,377
♪
258
00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,814
Okay, can we please get back
to the real movie?
259
00:11:16,858 --> 00:11:18,729
Tendi and Ruthie could be,
like, I dunno,
260
00:11:18,773 --> 00:11:20,862
in Ancient Egypt
riding crocodiles without us.
261
00:11:20,905 --> 00:11:23,038
Illustor, how do we get
to Ki-ty-ha?
262
00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:24,866
Ah, to that I have
263
00:11:24,909 --> 00:11:26,868
a fascinating answer.
264
00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:29,174
And the answer is...
265
00:11:29,218 --> 00:11:31,655
-this answer that's about to be
-[groans]
266
00:11:31,699 --> 00:11:33,526
-coming now.
-MARINER: He's stalling.
267
00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,441
The holodeck's just building
this dude a backstory
268
00:11:35,485 --> 00:11:37,617
on the fly.
We are way off book here.
269
00:11:37,661 --> 00:11:40,708
Oh, I can show you
my back story.
270
00:11:41,752 --> 00:11:43,580
[gasping]
271
00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:46,235
-Thou art a map.
-No, absolutely not.
272
00:11:46,278 --> 00:11:47,671
No, this is stupid,
and too literal.
273
00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:49,412
Quickly, read my saggy skin.
274
00:11:49,455 --> 00:11:51,414
Ew! No, this guy can't be
part of the Vindictaverse.
275
00:11:51,457 --> 00:11:53,198
Oh, shut up!
276
00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:55,157
I went along with your stupid
movie, which, by the way,
277
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,636
didn't even have a real ending.
278
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,638
[gasps]
How dare you! It was epic.
279
00:11:58,682 --> 00:12:00,553
You should be thanking me
for turning your mess
280
00:12:00,597 --> 00:12:02,381
into a classy story
that means something.
281
00:12:02,425 --> 00:12:04,993
It is steeped in significance,
wise one.
282
00:12:05,036 --> 00:12:06,646
-Thank you, Knacknac.
-Knicknac.
283
00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:08,953
I'm gonna follow
this old man's skin map,
284
00:12:08,997 --> 00:12:10,912
and I'm gonna find some answers.
285
00:12:10,955 --> 00:12:13,088
There are others
who will join this quest
286
00:12:13,131 --> 00:12:15,090
if you lead us, wise Purplehead.
287
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,266
Great idea,
let's gather the flock.
288
00:12:17,309 --> 00:12:20,095
No! This goes against everything
the Vindictaverse stood for.
289
00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:22,532
I was being nice
agreeing to come in here.
290
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,099
And now you're ruining
my franchise
291
00:12:24,142 --> 00:12:25,535
and making me late for my evals.
292
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,058
Crisis Pointwas just a sad
293
00:12:27,102 --> 00:12:28,756
little tantrum
so you could murder the crew.
294
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,497
This is an important examination
of the human condition.
295
00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,325
Yeah, i.e., bad movie.
296
00:12:33,369 --> 00:12:34,892
I officially disown
Crisis Point.
297
00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:36,415
Computer, arch.
298
00:12:36,459 --> 00:12:37,982
You know what,
I'm glad you don't like it,
299
00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:39,462
because you have awful taste.
300
00:12:39,505 --> 00:12:40,637
Purplehead speaks the truth.
301
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,117
Oh, you hated mine so much,
302
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,119
you had to make a sequel, huh?
Whatever.
303
00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:45,555
Have fun with Knapsack.
304
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,644
-Knicknac.
-I will!
305
00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:49,559
Awful taste. Awful taste. Me.
306
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,300
This guy thinks he's gonna find
spiritual truth
307
00:12:51,343 --> 00:12:53,258
in the holodeck
and I'm the idiot?
308
00:12:53,302 --> 00:12:54,825
Uh-huh.
309
00:12:54,869 --> 00:12:56,784
Uh-huh. You've really turned
a corner, Ensign.
310
00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:59,047
Nothing here but praise
from the department heads.
311
00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:01,049
Nice work, Mariner. Really.
312
00:13:01,092 --> 00:13:02,311
-Thanks, Commander.
-Hey, uh,
313
00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:03,965
how's Boimler doing, by the way?
314
00:13:04,008 --> 00:13:05,444
Annoying. Why?
315
00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:07,577
Oh, uh, I figured
he would've told you.
316
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,014
William, his transporter clone
on the Titan?
317
00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:11,668
Died this morning.
318
00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:14,279
-Wha-- Died? What?
-Freak gas leak.
319
00:13:14,323 --> 00:13:16,891
Neurocine flooded his quarters.
He was asleep.
320
00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:19,371
Hell of a way to go.
I gave Mr. Boimler the news
321
00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:20,982
earlier today.
He's on bereavement leave.
322
00:13:21,025 --> 00:13:22,244
He didn't say anything?
323
00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:24,768
No. No, i-it didn't come up.
324
00:13:24,812 --> 00:13:26,291
I'm sure you want
to be there for him.
325
00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:27,597
When I've got
a case of the blues,
326
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,294
I lean on my besties
pretty hard.
327
00:13:29,338 --> 00:13:31,122
I don't know what I'd do
without Honus the bartender,
328
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,732
Nurse Westlake
and Matt the whale.
329
00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:34,430
Friends for life.
330
00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:36,519
Oh, no.
331
00:13:38,869 --> 00:13:40,784
[shouting, grunting]
332
00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:42,525
Ugh, that time fold
was a big one.
333
00:13:42,568 --> 00:13:45,702
[sniffing]
Earth's 20th century. Late.
334
00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:47,878
RANSOM: I thought the triplets
were trying to destroy
335
00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:49,010
the Federation.
It doesn't even exist yet.
336
00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:50,359
Look!
337
00:13:50,402 --> 00:13:51,882
An ancestor of Ambassador Koro
338
00:13:51,926 --> 00:13:53,710
is inside that aquarium.
339
00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:56,147
They're going to take out
his whole family line. [gasps]
340
00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:58,889
Oy! Drop the shiny gizmo, mate.
341
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:01,413
-Stepped in the wrong place!
-It's our turf, mate.
342
00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:02,937
Look, we don't want any...
343
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,503
[grunting, shouting]
344
00:14:04,547 --> 00:14:06,157
...witnesses.
345
00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:08,246
-[screams]
-Oy! Let's get out of here.
346
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:10,205
-[whimpering]
-I think we have
347
00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:12,816
to kidnap that octopus
and take it to a safe house.
348
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,513
-Then we--
-Give me that jacket.
349
00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:16,341
-What are you doing?
-I'm robbing these street punks
350
00:14:16,385 --> 00:14:18,517
so we can all dress up
in these old-timey outfits.
351
00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:19,649
Yeah, we don't have time
for that.
352
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,998
But that's, like, the fun part
353
00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:22,260
of the whole time travel thing.
354
00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:24,001
No! Stop messing around.
355
00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:26,482
I'm at least getting the pants.
356
00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:28,136
[grunting]
357
00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:29,789
Will you please hurry up?
358
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,356
They don't fit.
359
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,445
We need to find bigger punks.
[grunts]
360
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,539
Space freighter?
361
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,628
Uh, hello? Boimler--
362
00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,239
uh, Captain Dagger?
363
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:46,154
Intruder!
Capture the nonbeliever.
364
00:14:46,197 --> 00:14:48,634
[grunting]
365
00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:50,810
Don't touch me! Your characters
don't even have names.
366
00:14:50,854 --> 00:14:52,638
You know nothing of our ways.
367
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,292
Acolyte 2,
368
00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:55,903
throw her into the brig.
369
00:14:55,946 --> 00:14:57,774
[grunting]
370
00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:02,561
I'm friends with
the lead character, you idiots.
371
00:15:02,605 --> 00:15:03,998
BOIMLER:
Hey.
372
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:07,436
What are you doing in here?
373
00:15:07,479 --> 00:15:09,351
The tattoo map was a total bust.
374
00:15:09,394 --> 00:15:10,918
I couldn't find Ki-ty-ha.
375
00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:13,398
Then my followers got pissed
and mutinied.
376
00:15:13,442 --> 00:15:16,053
I can't make a good movie.
I can hardly make a bad one.
377
00:15:16,097 --> 00:15:17,968
It fell apart
right after you left.
378
00:15:20,797 --> 00:15:23,800
Yeah, so, Ransom told me
about William.
379
00:15:23,843 --> 00:15:25,933
I'm so sorry.
You must feel terrible.
380
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:27,238
Why didn't you say something?
381
00:15:27,282 --> 00:15:28,805
Ah, I haven't
really processed it.
382
00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:30,894
I mean,
he was an exact copy of me.
383
00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:32,896
Had his own quarters
on a cooler ship,
384
00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:35,464
but he died for no reason.
385
00:15:35,507 --> 00:15:38,249
I guess I was trying to make all
of this matter because then...
386
00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:40,382
I would matter.
387
00:15:40,425 --> 00:15:42,036
But trying to make
this dumb movie important
388
00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:43,689
just proved that I'm not.
389
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,300
It's just a holodeck program.
390
00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:46,997
I know, I was stupid.
391
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,260
Let's just get out of here.
Computer, arch.
392
00:15:49,304 --> 00:15:51,088
Cancel arch.
393
00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:53,003
-Mariner...
-I found deeper meaning
394
00:15:53,047 --> 00:15:55,266
in Rise of Vindicta,
and it was totally unscripted.
395
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,659
If I did it, you can, too.
396
00:15:56,702 --> 00:15:58,095
But it's a bad story.
397
00:15:58,139 --> 00:16:00,141
Yeah, it's an uneven slog
that totally ignores
398
00:16:00,184 --> 00:16:01,664
the successes of the original.
399
00:16:01,707 --> 00:16:03,883
But it's also a Starfleet movie,
400
00:16:03,927 --> 00:16:05,450
which means it's worth doing.
401
00:16:05,494 --> 00:16:07,583
Yeah, it is a Starfleet movie.
402
00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:09,280
We are Starfleet.
403
00:16:09,324 --> 00:16:11,021
[bleep] yeah, we're Starfleet.
404
00:16:11,065 --> 00:16:13,023
Yes! Okay, uh, okay, first
405
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:15,417
we have to figure
a way out of this brig.
406
00:16:17,593 --> 00:16:18,986
BOTH:
Knicknac!
407
00:16:19,029 --> 00:16:21,031
I never stopped believing
in you, Purplehead.
408
00:16:21,075 --> 00:16:24,034
I love you.
I'm in love with you.
409
00:16:24,078 --> 00:16:25,905
I'm in love with you too, buddy.
Let's go.
410
00:16:25,949 --> 00:16:28,038
Okay, hey, there's your romance.
411
00:16:28,082 --> 00:16:29,779
[laughs]
412
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,434
With the power of Ki-ty-ha,
all of creation
413
00:16:32,477 --> 00:16:34,392
will be in my control.
414
00:16:34,436 --> 00:16:36,177
Oh, shut up.
You're just a fleshy map.
415
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,700
[hisses]
Acolytes!
416
00:16:37,743 --> 00:16:40,442
Throw these nonbelievers
out the holy airlock.
417
00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:42,661
You have no power here!
418
00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:44,446
We're all searching
for greater meaning,
419
00:16:44,489 --> 00:16:46,230
and it's not you.
420
00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:48,450
Here it comes, the big heroic
speech where you turn him
421
00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:50,669
-around from being--
-[grunting]
422
00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:52,106
Or, yeah, we can do
the Kirk thing.
423
00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:53,629
That's cool, too.
424
00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:56,023
[grunting]
425
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:57,981
Knicknac!
426
00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:00,070
Damn, okay,
third act Knicknac reveal.
427
00:17:00,114 --> 00:17:01,463
Come here!
428
00:17:01,506 --> 00:17:04,248
[both grunting, shouting]
429
00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:11,081
-Feel better?
-Uh, yeah, a little.
430
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,910
But... [gasps] Look at this.
431
00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:16,217
If I pull these two folds
of skin together...
432
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,348
[all gasp]
433
00:17:17,392 --> 00:17:19,481
ALL:
The map to Ki-ty-ha.
434
00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:27,967
[bomb beeping]
435
00:17:28,011 --> 00:17:30,187
Careful! That bomb has
a hair trigger.
436
00:17:30,231 --> 00:17:32,363
Wait, how does this play
into the octopus stuff?
437
00:17:32,407 --> 00:17:34,104
I think the Romulans
gave up on that.
438
00:17:34,148 --> 00:17:35,758
Now they're just trying
to blow up the founders
439
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:37,281
before they found
the Federation.
440
00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:39,327
I hope you know what
you're doing, Toussant.
441
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:41,981
♪ Chu-chu, chu-chu-choo...♪
442
00:17:42,025 --> 00:17:44,332
Rutherford, will you stop
[bleep] around?!
443
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,029
If that thing explodes,
then there's no Federation.
444
00:17:46,073 --> 00:17:49,293
Sorry, I've got that Chu Chu
song stuck in my head.
445
00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:50,512
It's such an earworm.
446
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:52,470
♪ Chu-chu, chu-choo...♪
447
00:17:52,514 --> 00:17:54,081
♪ I almost got it♪
448
00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:55,256
-Die.
-[gasps]
449
00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:57,649
No...
450
00:17:57,693 --> 00:17:59,390
♪ Got it, chu-chu...♪
451
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:01,000
[shouts]
452
00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:02,872
No!
453
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,613
No, no, no, no, no.
Stay with me, Dr. T.
454
00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:06,005
You're gonna be okay.
455
00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:10,488
Don't bull[bleep]
a bull[bleep]er. [coughs]
456
00:18:13,622 --> 00:18:15,014
Ooh.
457
00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:17,408
Smells like fried Romulan
in here, huh, guys?
458
00:18:17,452 --> 00:18:19,497
Whoo, someone crack a window.
[chuckles]
459
00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:20,890
Damn it, Rutherford!
460
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,979
Why aren't you taking this
seriously?
461
00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:25,024
'Cause we're having fun.
What's the big deal?
462
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:27,157
This isn't fun for me.
Would you laugh this much
463
00:18:27,201 --> 00:18:28,898
if I was really the captain
in real life?
464
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,334
Sorry, if you were what?
465
00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:31,727
Nobody would believe in me
as a captain.
466
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,468
You don't even care about
this story at all.
467
00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:35,948
-You want to be a captain?
-Yes!
468
00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:38,168
Oh, wow, I've never said that
out loud before.
469
00:18:38,212 --> 00:18:40,301
Yes. Yes, I do.
470
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:42,216
Tendi, you'd be a great captain.
471
00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:43,782
You don't need a movie
to prove that.
472
00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:45,697
-Really?
-Are you kidding?
473
00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:47,656
I'd want you
as my captain anytime.
474
00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:50,224
I can't even tell you
what that means to me.
475
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,443
Captain Vesper,
your crew is ready.
476
00:18:52,487 --> 00:18:53,966
What are your orders?
477
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:57,013
It's time to take a page
from the Melponar's book.
478
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,711
♪
479
00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:02,410
[audio speeds up]
480
00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:15,292
[grunts] Evasive maneuvers!
Fire at will.
481
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:20,776
We're being boarded.
482
00:19:20,819 --> 00:19:23,866
Let's throw them
a welcoming party.
483
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,435
-Just take it. Don't hurt me.
-[alarm sounding]
484
00:19:27,478 --> 00:19:30,264
Ha. Federation coward.
485
00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:31,569
Temba.
486
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,745
[grunts]
487
00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:35,225
ROMULAN OFFICER:
Commanders,
488
00:19:35,269 --> 00:19:37,923
-the asset has been attained.
-Excellent.
489
00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:40,839
Destroy this joke
of a Federation ship.
490
00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:42,928
TENDI [over comm]:
Joke's on you.
491
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:44,974
Identify yourself.
Who is this?
492
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,584
This is acting Captain
Meena Vesper.
493
00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:47,977
You're too late.
494
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,718
With the Chronogami,
we will destroy
495
00:19:49,761 --> 00:19:51,459
everything you hold dear.
496
00:19:51,502 --> 00:19:53,243
That would be true
if you had the Chronogami,
497
00:19:53,287 --> 00:19:54,810
and not your own bomb.
498
00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:56,333
[all gasp]
499
00:19:56,377 --> 00:19:59,162
-[beeping]
-No!
500
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:01,295
[cheering]
501
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:03,210
Tendi, you did it!
502
00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:05,560
Ha-ha! Way to go, Captain.
503
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,435
♪
504
00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:20,183
[thunder crashes]
505
00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:27,973
There.
506
00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:33,109
Whoa!
507
00:20:33,152 --> 00:20:35,633
[thunderous rumbling]
508
00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:44,251
I am Ki-ty-ha.
509
00:20:44,294 --> 00:20:46,296
You have journeyed far.
510
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:48,690
What truth do you seek?
511
00:20:49,691 --> 00:20:51,519
A man named William Boimler
died.
512
00:20:51,562 --> 00:20:54,783
It was meaningless.
What is life for?
513
00:20:54,826 --> 00:20:58,743
The purpose of life...
514
00:20:58,787 --> 00:21:02,269
is a life of purpose.
515
00:21:03,357 --> 00:21:06,055
Okay. But what about
what I was asking?
516
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:10,494
Love without trust is
a river without water.
517
00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,888
Yeah, these are just
inspirational quotes.
518
00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:15,151
I-I Wanted the meaning
of life.
519
00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:17,284
Life is like a cup of tea.
520
00:21:17,327 --> 00:21:18,720
It's all in how you steep
521
00:21:18,763 --> 00:21:20,156
-the water.
-Are you [bleep] kidding me?
522
00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:21,853
You're supposed to be
the Almighty.
523
00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:24,421
Oh, there's always a catch
with these "god" stories.
524
00:21:24,465 --> 00:21:26,771
The holodeck just made
a cheesy quote generator.
525
00:21:26,815 --> 00:21:29,208
But we came all this way.
I want answers.
526
00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:31,559
Laughter and
a good night's sleep will...
527
00:21:31,602 --> 00:21:33,561
BOTH:
Shut up.
528
00:21:35,214 --> 00:21:37,347
Not every holodeck movie
is gonna work as therapy.
529
00:21:37,391 --> 00:21:38,870
Why don't we head over
to Migleemo's office
530
00:21:38,914 --> 00:21:41,090
and he'll tell us some recipes.
531
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,093
[gasps] The real answers
must be in there.
532
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,921
KI-TY-HA:
Ow. Ow! Stop, that hurts.
533
00:21:45,964 --> 00:21:47,357
MARINER:
Oh, Boimler, come on.
534
00:21:47,401 --> 00:21:48,967
Don't-- You don't want to
crawl in there, man.
535
00:21:49,011 --> 00:21:51,230
That thing's putting off
a lot of heat.
536
00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:55,496
[straining]
537
00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:56,584
[gasps]
538
00:21:58,368 --> 00:22:00,239
[grunting]
539
00:22:02,503 --> 00:22:03,895
Kitty Hawk?
540
00:22:03,939 --> 00:22:06,115
Kitty Hawk?!
541
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,161
That reveal doesn't
make any sense. Ugh!
542
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,338
My movie is trash. [grunts]
543
00:22:11,381 --> 00:22:12,991
It doesn't have
a deeper meaning,
544
00:22:13,035 --> 00:22:15,124
and neither does life.
545
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,518
I should have stayed
a raisin farmer.
546
00:22:17,561 --> 00:22:19,650
[groans] I could have
married Lianne.
547
00:22:19,694 --> 00:22:22,566
[crying out]
548
00:22:24,394 --> 00:22:27,223
[birds singing]
549
00:22:28,311 --> 00:22:30,792
[groans]
550
00:22:30,835 --> 00:22:34,622
Where am I? Mariner?
551
00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:39,148
[man chuckles nearby]
552
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,716
Steady. Steady, Atlas.
553
00:22:41,759 --> 00:22:44,501
[chuckling]
554
00:22:44,545 --> 00:22:46,503
Uh, uh, Captain Kirk?
555
00:22:46,547 --> 00:22:48,244
Oh, my, no.
556
00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:49,637
It's Captain Sulu.
557
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,987
Oh, my gosh, Captain Sulu.
Even better.
558
00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:54,163
Uh, sorry about that.
The-the mailbox said...
559
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,252
I took this place
off Kirk's hands.
560
00:22:56,295 --> 00:22:59,821
He had to go and time travel,
or who knows what.
561
00:22:59,864 --> 00:23:02,389
The man could never relax.
562
00:23:02,432 --> 00:23:04,303
What-what is this place?
563
00:23:04,347 --> 00:23:06,088
Pretty nice spread, right?
564
00:23:06,131 --> 00:23:08,177
There's even a hot tub
in the back.
565
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,136
Is this heaven? The afterlife?
The Nexus?
566
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:14,662
It's Idaho. Would you like
to feed the horsey?
567
00:23:14,705 --> 00:23:17,186
Uh, sure.
568
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,145
I-I didn't program
any of this.
569
00:23:20,189 --> 00:23:22,713
I was in the holodeck
trying to find meaning
570
00:23:22,757 --> 00:23:24,019
in the randomness of death,
571
00:23:24,062 --> 00:23:26,195
but I just made a fool
of myself.
572
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,241
Brad, I've lost many friends.
573
00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:33,202
Some heroically,
some tragically.
574
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,900
The randomness of death
is merely a reflection
575
00:23:35,944 --> 00:23:39,904
of the unexpected joys
we find in life.
576
00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:43,081
So if I spend my life worrying
about a meaningless death,
577
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,040
I'll never find joy?
578
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,955
I literally just said that.
579
00:23:46,998 --> 00:23:49,261
Sorry. Thanks, Captain Sulu.
580
00:23:49,305 --> 00:23:50,698
I think I can live with that.
581
00:23:50,741 --> 00:23:52,830
Happy to help a fellow
Starfleet officer
582
00:23:52,874 --> 00:23:54,179
looking for answers.
583
00:23:54,223 --> 00:23:55,398
Oh, great. Awesome.
584
00:23:55,442 --> 00:23:56,747
So, can I ask you
what it was like
585
00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,183
working with Spock and Uhura?
586
00:23:58,227 --> 00:23:59,271
Was it weird using
the crystal buttons
587
00:23:59,315 --> 00:24:00,795
on the Enterprise?
588
00:24:00,838 --> 00:24:02,318
Ooh, did you practice daily
with the sword?
589
00:24:02,361 --> 00:24:03,928
I'm, uh, kind of a sword guy
myself, so...
590
00:24:03,972 --> 00:24:05,930
The horsey's going
to bite you now.
591
00:24:05,974 --> 00:24:08,237
-[neighs]
-What? [screams]
592
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,066
[groans]
593
00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:13,982
Sulu? How'd I get off
the ranch?
594
00:24:14,025 --> 00:24:15,026
Yeah, you passed out
screaming something
595
00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:16,680
about the Wright Brothers.
596
00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:18,639
Kid, you gotta take
water breaks in there.
597
00:24:18,682 --> 00:24:21,511
Holodeck might be fake,
but dehydration is real.
598
00:24:21,555 --> 00:24:23,295
So I was dreaming?
599
00:24:23,339 --> 00:24:25,123
More like clinically dead.
600
00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:27,430
Sorry you didn't find out
the meaning of life today.
601
00:24:27,474 --> 00:24:28,823
You know what,
I think maybe
602
00:24:28,866 --> 00:24:29,998
I shouldn't have been
looking for it.
603
00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:31,521
Sorry my movie was a letdown.
604
00:24:31,565 --> 00:24:34,002
Are you kidding?
It was amazing.
605
00:24:34,045 --> 00:24:35,525
-Really?
-RUTHERFORD: I don't know
606
00:24:35,569 --> 00:24:36,961
what you guys got into,
607
00:24:37,005 --> 00:24:39,181
but our story was sick.
Tendi rocked it.
608
00:24:39,224 --> 00:24:40,487
Yeah. Ours was great, too.
609
00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:42,010
Dagger here fought off
a mutiny
610
00:24:42,053 --> 00:24:43,751
and then beat the [bleep]
out of a god.
611
00:24:43,794 --> 00:24:45,143
-[gasps] What?
-I want to do that!
612
00:24:45,187 --> 00:24:46,580
Would you get the hell
out of here?!
613
00:24:46,623 --> 00:24:48,364
Stevens leaned against
the warp core.
614
00:24:48,407 --> 00:24:49,757
I need this bed cleared now.
615
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,019
[pained cries]
616
00:24:51,062 --> 00:24:53,369
Oh, not twice in one day!
617
00:24:53,412 --> 00:24:55,284
Ooh, that was so much fun.
618
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,025
That hovercycle chase
was intense.
619
00:24:57,068 --> 00:24:58,983
Yeah. I'm still thinking
about those graphics.
620
00:24:59,027 --> 00:25:00,594
Ooh, did you guys run into
the punks?
621
00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:02,726
-Yeah. Oh, they were so punky.
-Oh, man. So good.
622
00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,206
You know what, Boims?
Maybe this was
623
00:25:04,249 --> 00:25:05,424
a good sequel to Crisis Point.
624
00:25:05,468 --> 00:25:07,122
Aw, thanks, Mariner.
625
00:25:07,165 --> 00:25:09,167
I'm glad you didn't end it
on some dark cliffhanger.
626
00:25:09,211 --> 00:25:10,691
-I like happy endings.
-Ugh.
627
00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:11,909
BOIMLER:
Cliffhangers are the worst.
628
00:25:11,953 --> 00:25:14,172
I hate when people do that.
629
00:25:15,652 --> 00:25:17,698
♪
630
00:25:27,621 --> 00:25:28,578
[device hisses]
631
00:25:28,622 --> 00:25:29,797
[gasps]
632
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,581
It-it worked.
633
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,017
Welcome, William.
634
00:25:33,061 --> 00:25:35,454
Starfleet now considers you
a dead man.
635
00:25:35,498 --> 00:25:37,587
Just how we like it.
636
00:25:42,853 --> 00:25:45,508
Isn't Section 31 supposed to be,
like, a big secret?
637
00:25:45,552 --> 00:25:47,249
I mean, why would we wear
special combadges
638
00:25:47,292 --> 00:25:49,381
-that advertise who we are?
-You could still be dead.
639
00:25:50,948 --> 00:25:52,820
No, no, no, you know--
You know what, I like the badge.
640
00:25:52,863 --> 00:25:55,126
I like the badge.
[sinister laugh]
641
00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:57,564
[laughter continues]
642
00:26:52,619 --> 00:26:54,098
[man imitates weapons firing]
643
00:26:56,057 --> 00:27:00,057
Chirp.
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