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[pages riffling]
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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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OZU: [on loudspeaker]
Honor! Tradition! Values!
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Don't forget to vote tomorrow,
my friends!
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The future of Japan depends on it!
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[Monkey shrieking]
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[people screaming]
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‐ Stop that monkey!
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[panting]
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[hooting, screeching]
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‐ The monkey's headed
towards Yoyogi Park.
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Send backup.
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♪
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BRYCE:
You're a Halloween costume now?
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[ooks]
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Hey, no bullshit.
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Old Bryce
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would have been totally jealous
of this moment.
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[grunts]
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[camera shutter clicking]
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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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[Monkey whimpers]
[whistles]
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Holy moley.
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I don't mean to sound
like I'm bragging,
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but, well, you know,
this isn't the first time
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a woman's
burned down my pad.
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[ooking]
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Hey, look, if we're going to track
and kill Lady Bullseye,
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we're going to need
our weapons, so let's get‐‐
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Oh‐whoa.
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Okay, well,
this is not normal. Whoa!
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Hey, look at this!
It's like some Back to the Future shit‐‐
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What the hell was that?
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[grunting]
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Uh, nothing.
Nothing. Sorry. No, I‐I‐‐
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You know, I thought I saw
a two‐headed squirrel run by.
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But it, uh, it was just a, uh,
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a one‐headed‐‐
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Doesn't matter. Look, are you
gonna grab the guns or what?
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Come on,
let's go, man.
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[grunting]
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What do you mean
there's no weapons?
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They're gone?
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[Monkey grunts]
Shit.
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The police must have gone through
this place with a fine‐toothed comb.
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OFFICER:
Freeze!
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‐ Oh, Jesus.
[ooks]
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BRYCE: What is this,
another cop?
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Scared the hell outta me.
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[growls]
OFFICER: Drop it!
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AKIKO:
Relax.
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She's on our side.
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[grunts]
BRYCE: Well, well, well.
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The game is afoot, huh?
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[chuckles]
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[ooks]
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‐ I'm happy to see you too.
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A lot's happened
since you've been gone.
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‐ So, to catch you up,
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I've been going through
The Rooster's blackmail,
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and I found
something interesting.
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[grunts]
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‐ Is... is that blood?
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[shrieks]
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‐ Would you just die already!
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[Monkey shrieks]
[screams]
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‐ Oh‐ho, man.
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Not so sure
about Encyclopedia Brown over here.
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I mean, that box
is literally overflowing
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with dirt on the most
powerful players in Japan,
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and she's focused
on the pen?
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[grunts]
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‐ This seemingly innocuous pen
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is actually a recording device.
‐ A recording device!
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No, that makes more sense.
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MAN:
If Ken Takahara wins this election,
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his anti‐corruption measures
will destroy your organization.
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ROOSTER:
Hey, the Rooster's no fool.
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I get what's in it for me,
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but what about you?
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Why are you and your associate
doing this?
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MAN:
That is not your concern.
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Just get rid of him.
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‐ Holy shit.
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It's Bonsai Shoes!
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‐ The man you just heard order
the hit is named Ichiro Hazaki,
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but he's better known
as "The Bonsai Master."
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‐ Eh, Master. Shoes.
Potato, tomato. Whatever.
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[grunting]
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‐ He's a big deal
in the political world
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and by far the biggest donor
to Ozu's campaign.
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He's the brains
behind all this.
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‐ Haruka hasn't gone to the police
with this recording.
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We're the only ones
who know the truth.
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‐ I brought it to you because
we both have friends to avenge.
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And God knows
the police aren't going to help.
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‐ If we don't stop these guys,
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my uncle will be
the next to die.
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We need your help.
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[growls]
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‐ Does that mean he's in?
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‐ Oh. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah,
that's an "I'm in" growl for sure.
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We're good.
BRYCE: Hey, psst.
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Tell 'em I'm in, too.
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♪
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♪
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‐ Bonsai Master's compound is
in the foothills of Mount Takao.
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It's heavily guarded.
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Tonight he'll be there hosting
the official watch party
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for Ozu's campaign.
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‐ It is a beautiful background
for a concession speech.
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Too bad he's not going
to be around to make it.
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[ooks]
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What? Too dark?
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‐ Eh‐‐
‐ Not for me. I love it.
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This chick
is growing on me.
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‐ I, uh, found this beneath
what used to be my sofa.
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[ooks]
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Figured you might need it.
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[whimpers]
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HARUKA:
Don't worry about Akiko.
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I'll be outside the Tower all night
keeping her and the Councilor safe.
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‐ You know, Monkey,
once this is all over,
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my uncle is going to be
the new Prime Minister.
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We'll be living
in the official residence,
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and... I'd like you
to live there, too.
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Be part of the family.
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My family.
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‐ Say yes.
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Just nod your head.
Your smile is terrifying.
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[ooks]
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HARUKA:
Okay,
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this is as close as I'm gonna be able
to take you.
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Be safe up there.
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[ooks]
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[door handle clicking]
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There's a button.
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Yeah. To your left.
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AKIKO: Yeah. It's the red one.
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Just press it down, and the latch
should just come undone.
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HARUKA: The red one.
[Monkey growls]
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AKIKO: Yeah, no, you're on it. You're‐‐
no, you're touching it right now.
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‐ Push the button, man.
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HARUKA:
Yeah, right there. No‐‐
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‐ Use the‐‐
[grunting]
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‐ You're right there!
Red, down, out.
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‐ Just push it.
BRYCE: Oh boy.
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‐ Push the button.
‐ You just push it‐‐
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[overlapping chatter]
[Monkey shrieking]
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HARUKA:
The red one.
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BRYCE: A hundred of you jerks
could write Hamlet?
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AKIKO: You're right there‐‐
BRYCE: Bullshit.
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[Monkey shrieking]
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♪
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TAILOR:
It's a big night.
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Will you be attending
any of the election celebrations?
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‐ I'll be attending
the only one that matters.
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‐ Mm. Mm. Mm.
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‐ Oh, look at that!
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A literal monkey suit.
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TAILOR: Ah, yes.
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The monkey is
a very good client.
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[both chuckle]
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Wears a 24 short.
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‐ The guy on the wall
next to the monkey,
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he looks familiar.
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TAILOR: [scoffs]
American.
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I believe his name was Bruce?
Uh, Bryce?
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‐ Bryce. Bryce.
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He's an assassin.
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Hit on me once
at a convention.
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Tried to get me into bed
talking about "rifle specs."
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[both laugh]
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‐ Well, the monkey
certainly likes him.
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He was adamant I keep
their photos together.
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‐ When's the last time
you saw the American?
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I thought I heard he was killed
up in the mountains recently.
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‐ Oh, I wouldn't know
anything about that.
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‐ Then I believe
we're done here.
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Thank you for the dress.
Your craftsmanship is unparalleled.
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‐ But I'm still in the middle‐‐
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Ah, tch‐tch‐tch‐tch‐tch.
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Why did you just poke me?
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‐ Oh, I didn't poke you.
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I introduced a needle
into your radial artery.
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Right now the sharp little guy
is traveling up your arm.
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[groans]
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‐ He's gonna hang
a right at your shoulder
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and arrive at his final destination
any moment.
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Now.
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♪
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♪
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[Monkey grunts]
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BRYCE:
Oh, hey, I just realized something!
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You know how the President has
the First Dog?
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Well, that's gonna be you, man.
[Monkey growls]
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You're gonna be
the official pet of Japan!
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[chuckles]
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I mean, they're probably gonna put you
on a goddamn stamp!
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Who cares about
the masks anymore.
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You're gonna have people licking
your ass‐‐
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‐ Huh?
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[shrieking]
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‐ Dude, I‐I don't know
what's happening,
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but it's kinda
freaking me out now.
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So, uh, let's just ignore it
and hope it goes away.
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You know, like I do
with all my problems.
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[indistinct radio chatter]
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♪
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‐ Huh?
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‐ This doesn't make any sense.
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It's just confusing,
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because if this was
really feudal Japan,
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there wouldn't be guys with machine guns
just walking around, you know.
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[grunting]
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No, I mean,
all I'm saying is that
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if you're gonna throw
a theme party, commit.
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[Monkey grunting]
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Oh shit. Look at this.
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Here's where they put
the budget.
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Might wanna grab
your katana, dude.
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It's time to get bloody.
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[roars]
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OZU: It shouldn't be this close.
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You assured me.
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[Bonsai Master sighs]
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‐ The polls do not close
for another hour, Councilor.
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There's plenty of time.
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‐ This is bullshit.
I trusted you.
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BONSAI MASTER: Go downstairs,
have a drink, and relax.
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It's going to be fine.
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‐ The future of our country
is at stake.
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How the hell
can you be so calm?
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‐ Because I have
an insurance policy.
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Now, like I said,
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go pour yourself a drink,
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mingle with your donors,
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and start behaving like
a goddamn Prime Minister.
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MERCENARY:
Sir, sir,
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the monkey is here.
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OZU:
Oh my god.
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What are you
talking about, here?
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Like here‐here?
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BONSAI MASTER:
Get the Councilor to safety.
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‐ You're not coming?
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‐ I... am capable
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of taking care of myself.
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‐ Took you long enough.
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‐ Hey, there's a lot
of temples in Tokyo.
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But only one where
a monkey in a suit hangs out.
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‐ I'm sorry.
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You will soon meet
your end.
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‐ Oh, you make
creepy predictions too?
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00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:50,542
Didn't see that coming.
257
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,708
‐ Shall we begin?
258
00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:56,583
[clangs]
259
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,875
‐ Oh, this is gonna be fun.
260
00:10:58,875 --> 00:10:59,958
[yells]
261
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,375
Jesus, you're annoying!
262
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,583
‐ You know, if you talk less
when you fight,
263
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,042
you can manage your breath.
264
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:19,208
[yells]
265
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:26,167
[tolls loudly]
266
00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:28,125
‐ Aah!
267
00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:32,125
‐ Oh, here we go.
268
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,458
[bell tolls]
[groans]
269
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,708
[tolls]
270
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:46,917
Bye now.
271
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,958
So, wise man,
272
00:11:58,292 --> 00:12:00,250
is this my end?
273
00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:04,500
‐ It will be when you battle
the monkey and the gho‐‐
274
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,875
‐ The what?
[groans]
275
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:07,292
Ghost?
‐ No, no, no.
276
00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:08,833
‐ Is that what
you were going to say?
277
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:09,500
‐ Goat.
278
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,625
Monkey and the goat.
279
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:12,500
[sighs]
280
00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:13,667
‐ Thanks.
281
00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:17,458
This was very... spiritual.
282
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,083
[Ryoshin groans]
283
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:36,500
[katanas clanging]
284
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,625
BRYCE:
Look at you go!
285
00:12:40,042 --> 00:12:41,542
Alright, he's coming in high
so aim low!
286
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:42,375
[Monkey ooks]
287
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,042
Two and three o'clock!
[Monkey screeches]
288
00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:46,500
Oh sorry. Your three o'clock!
I won't do that anymore.
289
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,708
Quick, over your shoulder.
290
00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:50,375
Oh my god.
I wanna throw cash at you.
291
00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,583
You know, I had no idea
you could enjoy working
292
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:53,583
with a partner this much.
293
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,375
Yeah, I just thought they were there
to blame stuff on.
294
00:12:58,292 --> 00:12:59,792
[chuckles]
295
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,417
Ho‐ho‐ho.
296
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:03,708
Oh man. Oh man.
297
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,250
[thuds]
[Monkey panting]
298
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,458
I guess that's it
for the chips and salsa.
299
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,208
Let's go order us up
a main course.
300
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,500
Hey, keep an eye out
for Lady Bullseye.
301
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,167
She's gotta be lurking
around here somewhere.
302
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,750
[growling]
303
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:24,000
Whoa!
304
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,292
‐ You've come
a long way, Monkey.
305
00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:30,250
‐ Yeah, back to the 1600s,
by the look of it.
306
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,208
‐ So, are you here
to return the katana
307
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,708
I gifted to General Kato?
308
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:36,583
Or perhaps
309
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,042
you'd like to meet
its sister!
310
00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:40,208
[ooks]
311
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,292
You don't know it,
but you hold in your hands
312
00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:43,583
the blade of a hero.
313
00:13:44,042 --> 00:13:46,500
Saigō Takamori was the last
of the great Samurai.
314
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,417
He died fighting against
the modernization of our country.
315
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:53,417
A transition he knew
would lead to mediocrity
316
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:54,708
and cowardice!
317
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:55,375
[grunts]
318
00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,583
But I've made a vow
to continue his fight.
319
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,542
To bring back the old ways
320
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,875
and restore Japan
to its proper place of honor.
321
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,542
‐ I'm sorry, is his fighting style
to bore us to death?
322
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:13,958
BONSAI MASTER:
And now,
323
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,083
all that stands in my way
324
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:18,667
is you.
325
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,417
[yells]
326
00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:22,125
[shrieking]
327
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,792
‐ Go for his nuts! You know?
Just swing it around his nuts!
328
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:30,333
‐ You must control
your breath, Monkey.
329
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,083
[Monkey shrieks]
330
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,667
BONSAI MASTER:
Tension will get you killed, Monkey.
331
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,583
[whimpers]
332
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:51,792
[chuckles] Good monkey.
333
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,167
‐ Okay, okay, don't panic.
334
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,708
Hey, this tree is pretty sweet.
335
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,292
You know, he probably kills
everyone under it.
336
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:57,708
Maybe if you climbed inside,
you could‐‐
337
00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,583
What the‐‐
338
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,958
Hey! Hey! Did you see that!
[ooks]
339
00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,292
Did you see what I did?
Look what I‐I‐‐ I broke the tree.
340
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,333
I broke the tree
with my, with my ghost hands.
341
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,500
What the‐‐ aw, crap.
342
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,917
I swear to God I did it.
343
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:12,292
[ooks, screeches]
344
00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,417
‐ Ugh.
345
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:16,292
Keep your filthy hands off of it!
346
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,125
[yells]
347
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,292
[roars]
348
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,208
[gasps]
349
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,500
No.
350
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:23,583
[shrieks]
351
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,333
[screams]
352
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,958
[groaning]
353
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,167
[groaning]
354
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:44,667
You've defeated me.
355
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,375
[groans]
356
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,875
But it doesn't matter.
357
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,542
The die is cast.
358
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:53,792
[groans]
359
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,167
♪
360
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,083
A man who toils
for his country
361
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,208
will always be lit
362
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,208
by the sun of Japan.
363
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,667
[grunts]
364
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,750
[groans]
365
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,333
‐ Oh‐ho‐ho‐oh whoa.
366
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,125
Yikes.
367
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,417
Someone had
a big lunch.
368
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:19,250
[whimpers]
369
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:23,833
[people shouting]
370
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,750
POLICE CAPTAIN:
This crowd is getting out of control.
371
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,833
We need more backup.
372
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,083
‐ Forget the crowd.
373
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,333
What about Lady Bullseye?
She could be anywhere.
374
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,375
SILVER SAMURAI:
Oy!
375
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,042
You thought
you could have a party
376
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,583
and not invite
the Silver Samurai?
377
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,542
‐ Who is that?
‐ Holster your weapon.
378
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,667
That's Silver Samurai.
379
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,542
He's a mutant medieval warrior
380
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:01,208
and sworn protector
of the Prime Minister
381
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,958
and a giant asshole.
382
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,000
[Silver Samurai chuckles]
383
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,042
‐ My people,
384
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:09,792
tonight I stand here
not in service to one candidate
385
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:11,708
but all of Japan.
386
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:14,417
Whatever the outcome
of this election,
387
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:17,333
there will be peace
in the streets.
388
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:21,333
So says
the Silver Samurai!
389
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,958
OFFICER:
What the hell is that?
390
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,917
‐ I am Yuki!
391
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:29,958
The undead ghost assassin.
392
00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:35,833
I will restore peace to Tokyo!
393
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,333
‐ Yuki.
394
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,208
[growls]
395
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,083
‐ Wow. This is just great.
396
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,042
This is a...
a total shit‐show.
397
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,833
‐ Ha! Yeah.
398
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,958
[crowd cheering in distance]
399
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:56,958
‐ Akiko.
400
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:58,917
It's time.
401
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,208
‐ We've just gotten word that
the final election results are in.
402
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,000
I'm proud to announce
403
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,083
the new Prime Minister
of Japan
404
00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:17,167
is Shinji Yokohama.
405
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,958
[cheering]
406
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:20,625
AKIKO:
Yes!
407
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,250
Whoo!
[laughs]
408
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,833
Oh my god! Uncle! Yes!
409
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:25,917
You deserve this!
410
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,333
‐ We deserve this.
411
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,208
I couldn't have done it
without you.
412
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,042
‐ Oh, I wrote something
for your acceptance speech.
413
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:32,917
It's awesome.
414
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:35,875
‐ No offense,
but I wrote my own.
415
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:38,125
‐ Oh, so you're
firing me again?
416
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:41,292
‐ No, Akiko.
You're my new chief of staff.
417
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,500
‐ Uncle‐‐
418
00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:43,792
‐ Don't.
419
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:46,792
If you cry,
you're gonna make me cry.
420
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,708
‐ Prime Minister!
[laughs]
421
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,208
Come on,
let's get you a drink!
422
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:58,583
[Akiko sobs quietly]
423
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,083
[sighs]
424
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:13,458
[door opens]
425
00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:19,250
♪ ominous music playing ♪
426
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,667
‐ Oh, sweetie,
427
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:22,708
let me help you
with that.
428
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:23,792
‐ Oh, uh‐‐
429
00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:27,875
Uh... um, I'm good,
but thank you.
430
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,417
‐ I insist.
431
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,875
‐ Oh. Just gonna do it.
432
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:34,792
Um... I guess my hands are
kinda shaky right now.
433
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:35,833
‐ I know!
434
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:38,167
What an exciting night!
435
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,875
Yikes. What happened here?
436
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:43,375
‐ It's a long story.
437
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,375
It's still
a little tender.
438
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:48,458
‐ Aw.
439
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:52,708
I'll be very... gentle.
440
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,375
♪
441
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,625
[grunts]
442
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,792
‐ I mean, I snapped that branch,
you know. I‐I‐‐ But how?
443
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,792
Look, this is all a sign that
something big's about to happen, you know.
444
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:09,292
The barriers between the worlds,
they're breaking, you know.
445
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,833
Like my, my presence here is,
it's starting to fray. I can feel it.
446
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,958
♪
447
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:18,833
[katana scraping]
448
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:25,417
[tapping]
449
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:29,625
‐ Oh God.
450
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,250
You?
451
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,750
I just lost
the election!
452
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,417
Isn't that enough?
[Monkey ooking]
453
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,000
‐ So now you're going
to kill me,
454
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,333
just like you killed Takahara.
455
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,583
[growling, screeching]
456
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:44,333
Me?
457
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,958
Why would I have done it?
458
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,750
I was ten points up
in the polls against Ken!
459
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,708
Suddenly he's murdered,
and I'm running against a martyr!
460
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,667
Who could compete
with that?
461
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,125
Think about it!
462
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,000
Who had
the most to gain?
463
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,792
[growls]
464
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:05,125
‐ Hey, look, as much
as I hate this scumbag,
465
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,208
he's making a good point.
466
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:09,792
'Cause all Ken's death did
was open the door for, um‐‐
467
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:10,917
[crowd cheering]
468
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,042
Oh my god.
469
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,958
[crowd cheering]
470
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,125
‐ Thank you! Thank you!
471
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,875
A great friend of mine
once said,
472
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,500
"He who toils
for his country
473
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,625
"will always be lit
474
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,750
by the sun of Japan."
475
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,250
‐ Oh shit.
476
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:37,042
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
477
00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:41,375
♪
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