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[pages riffling]
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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♪
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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‐ Good morning!
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Who wants breakfast?
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Hi. Hi!
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Oh, who's hungry?
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[bellows]
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Hi, hi.
[tiger growls]
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Morning, troops!
Breakfast ti‐‐
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Ah!
[screams]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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BRYCE: Look,
the list is absurd, okay.
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[stammers] It started with a, um,
a psychotic Fish Lady
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and just got crazier
from there, right? Okay?
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You know, we had the, um,
there was the Marlon Brando wannabe
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in the bottom
of the prison, right?
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And uh, uh, yeah, the General,
the Fish Lady's kids,
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the weird rockabillies.
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Oh‐oh, hey, come on,
what about the Poacher?
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And oh, let's not forget
about The Rooster, right?
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And his 50 goddamn doubles.
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Look. Point is, you said
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if we "ripped the seeds
of evil from the ground,"
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I get to ascend. Alright?
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[Monkey grunts]
That's your words!
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Well, all is ripped
and yet here I am, man,
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still stuck in monkey purgatory!
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Will you please stop snacking?
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[Ryoshin clears throat]
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[breathes deeply]
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Oh, for shit's sake,
will you say something?
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[sighs deeply]
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‐ Come.
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‐ Oh yay. A garden tour.
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Hey, look, there's a hedge.
Ooh, ooh, and another hedge.
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Oh my god,
there are some rocks.
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Oh‐ho, wow.
I mean, so round.
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You know,
I love looking at rocks
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and not getting answers
to my questio‐‐
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Oof!
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What the hell?
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Hey. Hey, guys.
Guys, I think the garden is broken.
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Ow! What the shit?
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[hooting]
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‐ Salt.
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Shinto use it
to ward off demons.
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‐ Uh, I‐I'm sorry, what is this,
some sorta weird test?
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Ah, shit!
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Oh, that's not a test!
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[whimpers]
‐ That's right.
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Demons are talkative,
arrogant, and entitled.
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But in his case,
he may just be American.
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[Monkey growls]
Hard to tell.
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‐ Hey! Damn it!
Hey, Monkey, come on,
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lend me a... a paw!
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Actually, hold on. Uh, hold‐‐
hold that thought‐‐
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[retches, groans]
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[coughs, retches]
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‐ Either way,
he is beholden to you,
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not the other way around.
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Yes. It is you
who must lead the way.
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But be wary, for you travel
the same path
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yet risk walking alone.
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Now here, have a cracker.
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‐ Augh, Okay, good.
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[coughing]
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[groans]
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Oh wow. Peaks and valleys.
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HARUKA:
Chopsticks, nails, toothpicks.
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Looks like our suspect has a thing
for everyday household items.
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‐ Took his time
with each one, too.
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Poor bastards.
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‐ You think it's connected
to our Monkey?
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‐ Hmm. Hard to see
how it couldn't be.
[squelching]
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‐ Oh, gross. Ew.
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‐ What you got there?
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‐ It's‐‐
ZOOKEEPER: Persimmons.
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They used to take one bite,
then toss the rest.
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It used
to drive me crazy.
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[Zookeeper crying]
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ITO: Haruka,
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what is it?
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‐ I've seen this before.
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[Bryce groaning, coughing]
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‐ Hey, never trust a man
in a robe, alright?
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[retching, coughing]
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Oh god.
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Oh, I hope
I don't need those.
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No‐‐
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♪ foreboding music playing ♪
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[crowd gasps]
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What are you‐‐
What are you looking at? What‐‐
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Oh.
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A target with two rings.
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I‐I know that calling card.
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Hey, Monkey, we gotta go.
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[Monkey screeching]
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I'll explain on the way.
Come on.
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We gotta go get
our guns, now!
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‐ Yeah, Let's make sure
we canvass Sanchomé
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and get 50 more posters printed.
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Now, the tag should read,
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"In Shinji We Trust."
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Not "In Shinji We Thrust."
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No, no, it said "Thrust."
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Just make it right.
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Gentlemen?
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Hello?
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Guys?
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I'm sorry.
Did you say "fired"?
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‐ Donors are threatening
to pull funding if I don't do this.
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‐ I can fix this.
‐ We're down six points.
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‐ That's just a temporary‐‐
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‐ And Ozu is up ten
on trustworthiness.
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[sighs]
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Accusing Ozu of Ken's death
is one thing,
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but defending
some murderous monkey?
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Did you even think
about how that would make us look?
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‐ At Ken's funeral,
that monkey saved my life,
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and yours.
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‐ How can you be so sure?
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He was carrying a gun,
wasn't he?
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How do you know he wasn't there
to kill someone?
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Another hit
on his damn list.
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‐ Uncle, please.
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‐ I'm sorry, Akiko.
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It's already done.
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♪
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♪
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‐ Okay, so look,
there were only two things
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that scared me in this world
when I was alive.
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One: ghosts, which is
pretty damn ironic right now.
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The other one:
Lady Bullseye. Alright?
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[Monkey hoots]
Dude, you have no idea, alright?
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I‐I mean, this isn't
the Poacher, okay.
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Lady Bullseye is
on a different level.
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She's, uh, Hannibal Lecter
and Rambo in super tight pants.
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And she's gonna come after you,
and she's going to come after Akiko,
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after this stupid cat.
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[growls]
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I mean, she'll kill
the whole neighborhood, you know.
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Just because she's in a bad mood.
I mean, or a good mood.
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Doesn't matter.
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[door lock rattling]
Holy shit!
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Shoot! Shoot! Shoot her!
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Shoot her! That's her!
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‐ Oh my god!
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What the hell is this?
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[growling]
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Monkey!
‐ Dude, we do not have time for this.
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‐ Explain.
[Monkey hooting]
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‐ Hey, she doesn't
speak Monkey, Monkey.
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‐ Oh my god, I don't know
what you're saying.
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‐ See what I mean?
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‐ It's guns like these
that killed Ken Takahara!
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‐ Actually it was a, uh,
modified Barrett M95,
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but hey, who cares
about details, I'll be over here.
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No worries.
[Monkey grunts, hoots]
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AKIKO: I, I don't‐‐ I‐‐
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What?
[Monkey growls]
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[hooting]
Just stop!
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I can't deal
with this right now.
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Augh... I need you
to leave.
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[whines]
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‐ Hey, uh, Monkey, bud,
we got company.
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‐ Haruka, slow down.
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We need a game plan.
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‐ A game plan?
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If the monkey is there,
we arrest it.
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‐ I'm not so sure
that's the play here.
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‐ Oh my god,
you always want to wait!
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Why can't we just go
in there and‐‐
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Oh shit.
‐ Huh?
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‐ Hey there.
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‐ Oh, we are so screwed.
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[meows]
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‐ Bye‐bye.
[click]
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‐ Get down!
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[whines]
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BRYCE: [muffled voice] Monkey!
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Monkey! Monkey!
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Hey, don't just lie there!
Let's go! Run!
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Come on, man, get up!
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Run!
[screeching]
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Not towards the danger!
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Hey‐hey, listen, if we keep
that psychopath here,
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anything that isn't dead yet
will be.
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So if you want
to save Akiko,
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you gotta get
the hell outta here!
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[Lady Bullseye yells]
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Monkey!
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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♪
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[growls]
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‐ Is this really
what my career has come to?
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Killing circus animals?
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But that's why I gotta remind myself
why I got into this business.
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Because I genuinely love
to torture.
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[hooting]
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HARUKA: Freeze!
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On the ground.
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Now.
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‐ Aw, aren't you cute?
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[grunts]
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Bye now.
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Ha!
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ITO: Haruka!
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‐ No!
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No, no, no! Ito‐san!
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[groaning]
‐ Oh my, such heroic passion,
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such futility.
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[grunts]
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[Monkey hoots, screeches]
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[Lady Bullseye snarls]
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[hooting mockingly]
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‐ Great, okay,
you got her attention.
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Can we run now, please?
[Monkey growls]
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[groans]
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[hooting]
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‐ If you stop now,
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I'll make it quick
and painless,
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I promise!
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‐ Nope. Don't believe her!
She's lying!
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Well, sometimes you misunderstand
people's intentions!
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[Monkey screeching]
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[grunting]
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[blades whooshing]
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♪
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[glass shatters]
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[girl screams]
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‐ Okay, hang right! Hang right here!
Right, right, right, no.
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[Monkey screeches]
I said right!
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[grunting]
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‐ Ah!
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[screeches]
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Are you kidding me?
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‐ Oh‐ho sick! I mean,
I taught you that, right?
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Dumb question!
Of course I did!
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♪
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[thudding]
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♪
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Ohh! That was
way too close, okay.
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[hooting]
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Hey, hey, listen, listen, I know
it was hard leaving Akiko back there,
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but you did the right thing.
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Alright? This psychopath is after you.
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And‐and when you have
something to lose,
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people will always target that.
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Trust me.
[Monkey growls]
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Also, what is with you today?
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'Cause I am missing that, uh,
the rhythm we usually have.
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You know? Like where I give you orders
and you follow them?
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I mean, 'cause, you know, right now
it‐it‐it's like you're doing
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the exact opposite
of everything I say.
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And it's starting
to hurt my feelings,
260
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,333
[growls]
if I'm being honest.
261
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:26,208
LADY BULLSEYE: Hey!
262
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,750
You didn't think
this was over, did you?
263
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,917
[engine revving, tires screeching]
264
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,708
‐ Normally, I respect perseverance,
265
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,083
but this is just
downright stalkerish.
266
00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:40,167
Holy shit!
[Lady Bullseye yells]
267
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,458
[glass shatters]
[people screaming]
268
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,042
[metallic grinding]
269
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,500
[Monkey hoots]
Okay, okay, go for the wires!
270
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,250
[hooting]
271
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,125
No, not that way!
272
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:58,000
Don't jump into her line of sight!
Are you kidding me?
273
00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,042
‐ Argh!
[glass shatters]
274
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:03,292
[yells]
275
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,625
‐ Hey, congrats!
276
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,958
A hundred and fifty years
of bad luck, ya dipshit!
277
00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:13,333
[whining]
♪ circus music playing ♪
278
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,083
MAN: [over radio]
Manzo. Where the hell are you?
279
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,458
Those balloons were supposed
to be delivered two hours ago.
280
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,292
You're ruining their birthday!
281
00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:20,167
‐ Yes, sir!
282
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,583
I appreciate you giving me
this chance to start my life over.
283
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:24,792
MAN: I don't care!
284
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,375
Don't make me regret
hiring you.
285
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:27,042
‐ Yes, sir!
286
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,542
[screeching]
287
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:40,583
[chuckles]
288
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:47,500
[clanging]
289
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,917
[tires screeching]
290
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,250
[gasps]
291
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,083
[screeching]
292
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,083
‐ Don't you worry, sir!
You can always trust Ma‐‐
293
00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:00,375
[metallic crunching, grinding]
294
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,083
‐ Argh!
295
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,542
Ha ha! Ooh, oh shit!
296
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:13,042
Son of a‐‐
[explosion booms]
297
00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:23,417
[distant sirens wailing]
298
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,792
‐ Phew, I thought we lost you there.
299
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:26,833
[chokes]
300
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,917
‐ Please God, let me die.
301
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,625
‐ Not today, my friend.
302
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,583
Not today.
303
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:34,333
[clattering]
304
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,333
‐ Hey, over here!
305
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,542
I found another one!
306
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,417
Oh my god.
307
00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:41,875
‐ Do not touch me.
308
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,083
[Ito groans]
309
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,500
‐ No, no, no. Shh.
310
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,792
Don't try to talk, Ito‐san.
311
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,875
It's okay. It's okay.
[coughs]
312
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,750
I'm right here.
313
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:58,583
Hurry!
314
00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:01,750
[siren wailing]
315
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,917
[meows]
316
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:16,458
♪
317
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,958
‐ Come on, buddy.
Come on. Get up.
318
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,208
Get up.
319
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,250
Hey, you gotta fight it, okay.
320
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:27,042
Look, I‐I know I told you
I saw a light
321
00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:29,083
at the end of the tunnel
but the truth is,
322
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:30,792
it was pitch black.
323
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:31,958
Okay? Like I was, um,
324
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,917
like I was floating
in nothingness. Okay?
325
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,333
Then I saw your face,
326
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,792
and so I reached out to you.
327
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,875
And if you're there now,
you gotta fight it.
328
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:40,833
Okay? Just come back.
329
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,708
Look, I‐I know
I've been hard on you, man,
330
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:44,833
but‐but the truth is,
331
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,458
you're the only real friend
I've ever had,
332
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,500
so if you can‐‐
333
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,500
You just can't leave me here alone.
334
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,000
Okay? Please. Please.
335
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,000
[coughing]
336
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,875
Oh, thank God.
337
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,333
Are you okay?
[coughs]
338
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,708
[grunts]
339
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:01,750
Akiko?
340
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,083
You‐‐
341
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,750
Did you not hear what I‐‐
342
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,250
Uh, yeah, no, she's fine.
343
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,583
But I‐‐ I'm sure of it.
344
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,583
No, There were sirens‐‐
[groans]
345
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:13,917
Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey.
Where you going, bud?
346
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:15,625
You're, like, half drowned.
347
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:18,042
You wanna just take
a breather for a second?
348
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,500
‐ Authorities are investigating
the monkey's involvement
349
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,083
in the explosion earlier today
350
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,292
at the home
of Councilor Yokohama's niece,
351
00:16:26,292 --> 00:16:27,458
Akiko Yokohama.
352
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:30,250
Police have issued
a warning urging citizens
353
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,958
to avoid contact
with the monkey
354
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,208
and if sighted,
to call them immediately.
355
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,000
‐ Oh God.
356
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,750
The last time I was
in this hospital
357
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,333
was to say goodbye
to your parents.
358
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,417
I promised them
I would protect you,
359
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,208
and now‐‐
360
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,458
[sobs]
361
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,958
I'm so sorry.
362
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:59,167
Just tell me
how to fix this.
363
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,542
Please.
364
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,375
AKIKO:
You can re‐hire me.
365
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,583
‐ Akiko.
366
00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:09,417
You're alright!
367
00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:10,583
‐ Seriously,
368
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,583
you barely know
how to use your phone.
369
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:20,333
‐ You'd have to take a pay cut.
370
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,375
‐ [laughs weakly]
I was getting paid?
371
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,375
‐ Excuse me, sir,
you are needed.
372
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:33,417
♪
373
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,583
♪
374
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:46,417
[sobs]
375
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:50,167
♪ somber music playing ♪
376
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:53,083
♪
377
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,167
‐ I know he might have seemed
like a slouch,
378
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,583
but he was a good cop.
379
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,458
Rest easy, old partner.
380
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,208
‐ Partner?
381
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:12,667
‐ Oh.
382
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:14,708
He told you.
383
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:19,000
♪
384
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:26,625
Detective.
385
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,958
Where are you going?
386
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,333
♪
387
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:34,542
[Haruka gasps]
388
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:35,958
‐ Of course.
389
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:45,667
♪
390
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,667
[Monkey whines]
391
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,333
♪
392
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,167
[hoots]
393
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,208
♪
394
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,833
BRYCE: Hey, buddy, um,
395
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,500
look, I don't want to cut this short,
but you're all over the news right now.
396
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,375
You know?
We, uh, we just can't stay here.
397
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,375
[Monkey whines]
398
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,917
You know, if I had, uh,
399
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:14,042
known that killing Takahara
would lead to all this, uh... death,
400
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,625
I‐I... Well, I probably
wouldn't have taken the job.
401
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,583
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
402
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:27,167
♪
403
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:31,208
[evil laughter]
404
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,667
[roaring]
405
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,250
Anyway, um...
man, I hate hospitals.
406
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,375
You know? Like, I mean,
what is that smell?
407
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,917
You know? It's like,
is somebody burning eggs or something?
408
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,375
Like, even the lighting is nauseating.
409
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,000
[clears throat]
You know, anyway, like I said, I, um,
410
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,667
I wouldn't have taken the job.
411
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,458
I mean, I'm‐I'm dead because of it,
412
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,083
so, you know, really in many ways
I've suffered the most.
413
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,083
It's, uh‐‐
414
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,750
So, hey,
415
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,542
what you think, huh?
416
00:19:58,542 --> 00:19:59,292
You hungry?
417
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,333
[Monkey whimpers]
418
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,667
I don't know about you, bud,
but I think we've earned ourselves
419
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,292
a little R&R, huh?
420
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,917
What should we do?
Where do we wanna go? Huh?
421
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:18,125
Hey, you know, I know a beach
in Thailand where anything goes.
422
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,708
Yeah?
[chuckles]
423
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,042
You know? Or Macau.
424
00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:24,333
We could go to Macau.
Though I am banned from the Lisboa.
425
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,250
That's a long story.
Fun story, but a long one.
426
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,083
Oh! Hey! Goa's, you know, pretty fun
this time of year, too.
427
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:32,208
Ain't nothing can't be cured
by margaritas, sunshine,
428
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,417
and a few more margaritas!
429
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,375
[chuckles]
You know?
430
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,000
\What do you think, huh?
Are you a salt‐on‐the‐rim kinda monkey?
431
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,625
MAN: [on TV]
This is absurd!
432
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,708
We've completely lost
all rule of law!
433
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,833
‐ You mean the rule of law
that only benefits the wealthy?
434
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,042
‐ Oh, come on!
435
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:48,917
I'm talking about a monkey
going on a killing spree!
436
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:51,417
‐ Yeah, a monkey
that's cleaning up the corruption
437
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,083
our government has sanctioned
for far too long!
438
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,625
‐ Oh my god,
you can't be serious right now.
439
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,917
‐ I‐I am serious!
440
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,875
I'm not afraid
to tell the truth.
441
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:01,458
BRYCE: Wow. Really? Okay.
442
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,375
We survived this whole ordeal
and you want to risk your life again
443
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,292
with a meal here?
444
00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:06,792
[laughs]
445
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:08,583
[grunts]
446
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,875
Oh, Akiko house‐broke you, huh?
[laughs]
447
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,083
Glad I missed that part.
448
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,792
Oh man. I love these things.
449
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,583
You're in for a real treat, buddy.
450
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,208
Your butthole's gonna get
a workout: see this button‐‐
451
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:21,000
[grunts]
452
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,083
What the‐‐ Dude?
453
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,583
[hooting, screeching]
454
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,375
Wha‐‐ A demon?
455
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,750
No, no, no, no,
I'm not a demon!
456
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,083
What the hell are you
talking about?
457
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,292
I'm sorry, ruined your life?
458
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,542
No. No, no, no, no.
459
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:37,458
You think I asked to be turned into
some dumb‐ass monkey's ghost pet?
460
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,083
[growls]
461
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,417
Okay, I didn't mean that!
I didn't mean it.
462
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:42,792
Okay, hey, come on, man.
Look how far we've come!
463
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,250
I can fix this!
464
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,792
Wait! wait, wait, wait, wait!
465
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,167
[coughs]
466
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:48,708
Come back!
467
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,000
Monkey, I'm sorry!
468
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,875
Monkey!
469
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:58,125
♪ Fanel's Mén playing ♪
470
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,625
♪
471
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:04,083
[whimpers]
472
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:11,083
♪
473
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:19,667
♪
474
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:09,042
[whimpers]
475
00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:13,042
♪
476
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:20,625
[whimpers]
477
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:23,875
♪
478
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:32,542
♪
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