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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:10,500 NETFLIX PRESENTS 2 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,958 What do these thousands of people have in common? 3 00:00:19,666 --> 00:00:21,958 They're all in search of a great love story. 4 00:00:22,041 --> 00:00:24,083 There you go, miss. Thank you so much. 5 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,458 Hello, sir. How are you? 6 00:00:25,541 --> 00:00:26,750 I'm the opposite. 7 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:28,875 Instead of running towards love, 8 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:30,916 I'm running away from it. 9 00:00:32,791 --> 00:00:36,208 And to avoid an accident, I've created three basic rules. 10 00:00:37,083 --> 00:00:38,833 - Just a second. - Sure, thanks. 11 00:00:38,916 --> 00:00:41,041 Rule number one. Never lie. 12 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,416 I make my intentions very clear. 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Okay, wait. 14 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:48,041 I... I don't have enough. I'm sorry. 15 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:50,166 Rule number two. No hanging out. 16 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,410 - Have a good one. - Hey, man. 17 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:54,125 No sleeping over, no trips, no inviting her over. 18 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:57,041 Rule number three. 19 00:00:57,083 --> 00:00:59,916 Never let a relationship last longer than three months. 20 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:03,000 That's when things get passionate. 21 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:07,375 SUELLEN GLÓRIA ADDED YOU 22 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:10,375 And never... never let it get to six months. 23 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,958 That's when you fall in love. 24 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:17,208 And trust me, these rules are foolproof. 25 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:19,708 I've studied hard to be a professional bachelor. 26 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,601 - Hey. - Hey... hey, are you coming? 27 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:25,666 Yeah. Don't get anxious. 28 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,708 Turn on the camera. 29 00:01:27,791 --> 00:01:29,916 The camera? Please, don't act like my husband. 30 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,375 You're my lover, okay? 31 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:32,458 I'll be there soon. 32 00:01:32,541 --> 00:01:33,375 Bye. 33 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:38,583 Hey. You have to be quick. I'm heading to work now. 34 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:42,166 Lina, listen. Don't forget we're going to a cocktail party tomorrow, okay? 35 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:45,333 I'm gonna need you to be the perfect wifey. 36 00:01:45,416 --> 00:01:47,625 I'm the best. We'll be all right. 37 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,875 See you there, my love. 38 00:01:59,041 --> 00:02:00,125 Oooh. 39 00:02:02,666 --> 00:02:03,666 My wife's here! 40 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:07,958 Oh! Enjoying lunch with your mistress? 41 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,041 No! Don't do that! 42 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:11,083 It's not my fault! I was forced to come here! 43 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:12,601 - He's telling the truth! - Don't you... 44 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:14,250 I seduced Pedro! 45 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,583 - Yeah! - Don't you talk to me, you hoe bag. 46 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:17,708 It's all true, honey! 47 00:02:17,791 --> 00:02:19,000 Mmm. 48 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,625 You're an amazing chef. 49 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:28,666 Are those your siblings? 50 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:32,375 Uh, no. That's my husband and my daughter. 51 00:02:34,541 --> 00:02:35,375 Husband? 52 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:37,208 I didn't wanna be here. I'm innocent. 53 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,791 I put plenty of alcohol in his drink. 54 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:40,375 I hate lies. 55 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:42,125 I never lied nor misled, you, Soraya. 56 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,041 You knew pretty well. 57 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:45,541 I don't hook up with anyone for no longer than three months. 58 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,000 Tomorrow's the three-month completion date. 59 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,500 Oh. 60 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:54,708 - No! No, please! - I'm gonna kill you! 61 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,208 Love is beautiful? No. 62 00:03:09,916 --> 00:03:12,000 Love is just a chemical revolution. 63 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:14,791 Of the three phases of love, 64 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:16,750 only the first one is safe. 65 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:17,833 Desire. 66 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:20,166 During phase two, passion, 67 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:23,500 the body releases so many substances, it drives you mad. 68 00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:24,833 It's like a drug. 69 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:27,208 Then at phase three, love, 70 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,375 which releases the bonding hormones. 71 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:31,166 You can't live without each other. 72 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:32,833 And I'm out. 73 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,583 Dang it! Ugh! 74 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:30,208 Morning, Mommy! 75 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:32,916 Oh, you startled me! Ow, ow! Stop that, Luiz, please! 76 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,250 You're such a beautiful girl! 77 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:36,875 "Beautiful girl." More like "good afternoon." 78 00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:39,791 You know, Luiz, I was watching on the news today 79 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:43,041 that it's normal that a lot of the kids these days 80 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:47,208 when they turn 13 start one of those channels on the internet 81 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:48,875 and get on with their lives. 82 00:04:48,958 --> 00:04:51,958 They move out of the house and live inside their computers. 83 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,458 I wonder what is so wrong with you, Luiz. 84 00:04:54,541 --> 00:04:57,500 What are you still doing here in my house, my son? 85 00:04:58,541 --> 00:05:01,333 Mom, I won't abandon you, okay? I'm not doing what my dad did. 86 00:05:01,416 --> 00:05:02,708 I'm here taking care of you. 87 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:04,000 Taking care of me? 88 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:06,083 But you can barely take care of yourself, Luiz. 89 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:08,083 Mom, my day is too busy today. 90 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:10,927 What can possibly keep you busy, Luiz? You have no obligations at all. 91 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,360 And to be honestly with you, Luiz, 92 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:15,333 you are out of luck, you are alone, and unemployed. 93 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,041 Now listen to me. 94 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:18,958 You do know I won't be here forever, right? 95 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:21,166 Mom, Mom! Don't say you won't be here forever! 96 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,541 - You're here now, about to turn 68. - I know, but... 97 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,666 - You look great. - Listen to me, son. 98 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,851 - No, no. I'm not... Luiz... - You look like my sister. 99 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:30,625 Who has a birthday coming up? What would you like to do? 100 00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:32,788 - I don't... I don't want any parties. - Okay. 101 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,375 No parties. Something different. 102 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:36,916 We could go to the beach, or go to a nice restaurant. 103 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,375 - We could have fish, maybe some fries. - I don't want to. 104 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:42,125 - You love french fries. - I do love them. 105 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,848 Do you prefer french fries, or the beach? 106 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:45,166 Oh, stop it, Luiz! 107 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:47,791 Rio de Janeiro is my hometown. I'm sick of beaches. 108 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:49,476 - It's not... - Yeah, sure. See you. 109 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,541 Wait, Luiz! I'm begging you, Luiz! Please. 110 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:53,416 Just please find a beautiful wife. 111 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,625 No, no, no, no! No marriage! We've been through this, Mom! 112 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:58,517 Well, land a job, Luiz. 113 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:01,333 Lu... Luiz, I won't be here forever! 114 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:02,416 Love you, Mom! 115 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:06,083 Ugh! Maria Inez, I won't pick up. 116 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,000 Ugh! 117 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:10,041 Enough! You call me all the time and I won't answer, okay? 118 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:11,708 You... What? 119 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:13,708 She gave up? 120 00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:17,958 Hello. Maria Inez? 121 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:21,666 Listen, I already told your brother I don't want a party, all right? 122 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,375 Hi, Júlio? 123 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:29,500 Uh... uh, just a second. 124 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:31,333 I... I am almost there. 125 00:06:31,416 --> 00:06:32,250 Yeah. 126 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,833 I'm on my way. I'm going through a tunnel, and I... 127 00:06:40,708 --> 00:06:42,666 So you were totally honest with her 128 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,666 and she decided to throw an apple at you? 129 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:47,250 Oh, jeez. That's so... 130 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,916 People these days are just so, um, 131 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,208 damn clingy, wouldn't you say? 132 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:54,291 I just... 133 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,125 Mmm. 134 00:06:58,791 --> 00:07:00,333 I just wanna have fun. 135 00:07:01,125 --> 00:07:04,416 Studies have proved that you'll live longer if you stay single. 136 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,416 And happier, for that matter. 137 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,416 - That makes sense. - Mmm. 138 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,500 Cheers. 139 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:13,083 To being single, like we are now. 140 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:28,375 - Ugh. What the hell? Where have you been? - I won't be able to talk. 141 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:29,958 - What? - I had an accident. 142 00:07:30,041 --> 00:07:32,351 - Come on. You'll ruin it all. - No, no. We'll figure it out. 143 00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:34,583 - What's with your hair? - What? New style. 144 00:07:34,666 --> 00:07:36,291 - Júlio! - Oh God. Oh. 145 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:37,958 - Good evening. - Good evening. 146 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,875 What a beautiful wife you have! 147 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:40,958 What's your name? 148 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:42,833 Uh, she's Lina. Lina. 149 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,416 Júlio, I'm really amazed by your wife 150 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,458 Looks like a very intelligent gal. 151 00:07:49,541 --> 00:07:50,541 You think so? 152 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:53,000 She's... well, she's kind of quiet, you know? 153 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,208 She's a shy woman. 154 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:56,208 That's what a smart woman does. 155 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:58,791 She pleases her husband with her silence. 156 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:04,041 Oh, I admire how you keep your family on a tight leash, Júlio. 157 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,041 That's important to me. 158 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,791 Awesome. 159 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:09,041 I think you should join us on our venture. 160 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,791 Let's have lunch tomorrow. 161 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,416 - Sure. - Great. 162 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:32,416 But why? 163 00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:34,916 Why did you do it, Linus? 164 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,666 High finance, expansion, 165 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:40,291 marriage, a merger, a new plaque on the Larrabee building. 166 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,375 You got in the way. 167 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:43,958 - David? - That's right. 168 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:49,416 How inconsiderate of me. 169 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:52,875 And how inconvenient for you. 170 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:54,333 JULIO ABREU EX-JULIO 171 00:08:54,416 --> 00:08:57,875 Such a busy man having to waste so much time just to get me on a boat. 172 00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:00,041 EX-EDU EX-GIOVANA 173 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:05,875 Haven't you heard? Ms. Ivone is dating a younger guy. 174 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:08,458 It's disgusting. He's young enough to be her son. 175 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:10,625 Oh, Maria Inez, it's not such a big deal. 176 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:12,833 Oh! Ugh. To Maria Eugênia, nothing's a big deal. 177 00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:14,833 We can't discuss anything important with her. 178 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:17,125 How is talking trash about people relevant to us? 179 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,750 Then what should we discuss? Should I be discussing my life? 180 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:21,708 Why would I wanna gossip about my own life? 181 00:09:21,791 --> 00:09:23,666 Ha! I'm not that dumb, huh? 182 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:26,226 - I agree that we should... - Oh, oh! Maria Clara agrees with me. 183 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:28,250 Maria Clara can't agree with you, she's not square. 184 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:29,291 Her daughter's a lesbian. 185 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,476 - What? - Yes. 186 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,916 - You know I'm not a square! - Oh, really? 187 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,875 Oh please, girls. For God's sake! 188 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:37,666 Can't I have just five minutes of... 189 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:38,916 Stop it, Maria Inez! 190 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,958 This is our dessert. I wanna keep it beautiful! 191 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:00,666 You are my favorite chef in the whole world! 192 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:01,750 Mom, it's a hobby. 193 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:03,000 Ugh! A hobby. You're so... 194 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,541 We all know his entire life is a "hobby." 195 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,416 Mmm. Yeah. Let's get some food. 196 00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:09,833 Luiz! 197 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:13,750 Oh no! You made shrimp? 198 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:15,333 I'm allergic. 199 00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:16,791 I know. 200 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,041 Huh. Listen up, everyone! 201 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:22,541 He made shrimp. 202 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:25,333 Mom, I already told him I'm allergic! 203 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,750 What am I gonna eat? I can't handle that stuff. 204 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,833 Hey, Luiz! Make some eggs... 205 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,625 make some eggs for Maria Inez! 206 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:35,375 Mama! Mama! Mama! 207 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,125 Mama! Mama! Mama! 208 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,708 A picture here, Mom. Say "cheese!" 209 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,875 - Make a wish, Mom. - Congratulations, Grandma. 210 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:43,958 Yeah! A wish! 211 00:10:44,416 --> 00:10:47,166 Mom, just think of what you want the most. 212 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,291 Happy birthday! 213 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:13,208 Whoa! 214 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,208 Mom! 215 00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:15,958 Hurry up and call an ambulance! 216 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,041 Breathe! Breathe! Mom! 217 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:27,625 - Calm down. It's okay. She'll be fine. - I'm so worried. 218 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:28,916 There she is. 219 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,833 Mom, what's going on? What was that? 220 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,250 - What? - Mom, please tell us. 221 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:35,291 Well, Dr. Edmar had his, um, suspicions, 222 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,916 but, um, we still need some tests to be sure. 223 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:39,708 Oh? 224 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:46,500 I've got six months to live. 225 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:47,750 - What? - No! Six months? 226 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,416 Where does it say you've got six months to live? 227 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,666 It cannot be six months. 228 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,958 You never said that. You must be making up this stuff. 229 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:56,833 Silence, please! Silence! 230 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,601 - Mom, you can't die. It's that simple. - I can't believe this. 231 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:00,875 How come I can't die? 232 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,541 Everyone can die except for me? 233 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:05,291 Mommy, I don't want you to leave us! Please! 234 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:08,250 But I am, Maria Inez. I'm sick and I'll be leaving soon. 235 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,041 Come on, Mom. Well, you can't just leave me here alone. 236 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:15,500 My dear boy. Oh God, help him. My son is a good-for-nothing. 237 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,625 I know, Mom. I can't do anything. 238 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,041 I have one last wish for you, my son. 239 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,291 I'll do anything you ask me, Mommy. 240 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,041 That way I'll go at peace. 241 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,250 I'll be at peace in the afterlife. 242 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,142 - Don't say that. - I hope there is one. 243 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,708 My last wish, my son, 244 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:34,125 is for you to... to find a lovely wife. 245 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:40,958 Ugh! We've been through this, Mom. I can't! No! You know me very well. 246 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,750 You know I can't do that. Why do you keep bringing that up? 247 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,416 If... if you die, I'll die with you, Mom. Please, don't go. 248 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,583 Well, then that works pretty well for me. 249 00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:50,833 - Mom, but why? - I'm cutting you out of my will, okay? 250 00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:52,541 Wait, Mom. Calm down, please. 251 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,125 Mom, why are you telling me that now? 252 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,875 Are you... are you punishing me? But why would you do that? 253 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:59,291 Because you won't have kids to inherit my assets. 254 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:01,458 You won't need my money as much as your sisters. 255 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,083 I'm sorry, but you'll be out of my will starting now. 256 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,416 All right, all right. 257 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,750 If that's your last wish, then 258 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,625 I'll do it, Mom. 259 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:21,833 Aww. 260 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,231 I'll get married just to please you. 261 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,875 - What? - Shut up, Maria Inez! 262 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,875 - Let's just hear him. - Oh, my baby. 263 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:29,750 Oh, my baby boy. I'm so happy glad. 264 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,073 I guess it's about time. 265 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:34,041 I've been seeing this girl. We've been thinking... Too soon! 266 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,708 Mom, He's obviously lying! 267 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:36,708 I'm not! 268 00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:39,000 Please stop picking on your brother, Maria Inez. 269 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,416 He made mistakes, yes, it's true, but he'd never lie. 270 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,583 Yeah. That's true. You'll soon be meeting her. 271 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:46,041 Who? What's her name? 272 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,375 Ha! He can't even give us a name, Mom! 273 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:49,658 Hmm. Maybe I don't wanna tell. 274 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,166 Respect your brother's process, okay? Stop this! 275 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,416 I'm sure that he will introduce us at the right time for him. 276 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,250 Oh, my boy. I'm so proud of you. 277 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,916 I knew you'd come around. 278 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,875 Hello? 279 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,000 Hi, how you been? It's been a while. 280 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,208 Hey, stranger. 281 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,000 Hey, Ilana. How are you? It's Luiz. 282 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,750 You deleted my number? I'm Luiz. 283 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:14,541 Listen, Isa. I'm calling 'cause I need to ask you for a big favor. 284 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:16,708 Sure! Of course, I understand. It's fine. 285 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:18,000 Uh... 286 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,500 So, I was the problem? 287 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,583 Oh, okay. Uh-huh. 288 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,250 I am desperate to see you. 289 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,291 I need something very special. 290 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,708 I'd absolutely love for us to get married. 291 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:34,791 I mean, it's not just the sex, or just our bodies. 292 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,958 It's not that you're not interesting because you are very attractive. 293 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,333 But it's just that you and I are so close. 294 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,208 You're not an atrocious person deep down. 295 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,958 Maybe better than on the surface. 296 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,833 Hey, are you trying to marry me, or do you wanna scare me off? 297 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:52,958 Oh, come on. 298 00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,583 Bro, I'm giving you a chance for a much happier life. 299 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,500 We're surrounded by people who keep up appearances. 300 00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:00,791 Dude, they only need to think we're together. 301 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,208 - I'll have my affairs, you'll have yours. - What? What? 302 00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,625 What do you take me for, dude? 303 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,666 I take you, Nestor, for my best friend. 304 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:10,458 The thing is, Luiz, that this callous hand here already has a ring on it, bro. 305 00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:12,458 Nestor, there are only perks here. 306 00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:15,666 What I think is that you need a real partner, man. 307 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,333 What I need is a brother, okay? 308 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,833 A brother to help me out in this situation, ASAP. 309 00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:20,916 What I need is you. 310 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,500 I'm gonna pay you! 311 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,875 - Man, I got it. - Really? 312 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:25,833 Of course. 313 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:28,934 - I knew it, bro! Come here and kiss me! - Kiss you? You're crazy. Let me go. 314 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:30,416 You're the best! You're a real bro! 315 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,300 - I knew I could count on you. - Hey. Remember Júlio Abreu from school? 316 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,125 - Júlio Abreu, Júlio Abreu. - Yeah. 317 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,541 - The journalist? - Yeah. 318 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,708 - His latest story is on fire. - On fire, my man! 319 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:41,291 - Now you know he's gay, right? - Yeah, and? 320 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,750 I heard he hired some sort of fake wife, man 321 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,791 to infiltrate that conservative guy's scheme. 322 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:46,875 Check this out. 323 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,916 JOURNALIST UNCOVERS SCHEME 324 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,625 And she's really hot. 325 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,333 - Is she an actress? - What? 326 00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:55,125 Stage actress. He said she was even better than he expected. 327 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:58,333 She could fake it for your family at Christmas, New Year, or any event. 328 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,351 - Call Júlio. Ask for her contact. - Yeah. 329 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,708 Why don't you give him a call? 330 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,750 The cave painting. 331 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,166 The cave painting. 332 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:12,166 And the first... the first kissing scene ever registered in the entire world. 333 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,916 And I bet you thought Hollywood did it first, right? 334 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,208 Nestor, I know this is not going to work, pal. I know it. 335 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:21,541 I don't lie to women. Now I'm lying to my mom? 336 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,708 - You don't lie to your dates. - No, no. 337 00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:25,833 Moms are not dates. Please just try again. 338 00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:27,333 Yeah. I guess you're right. 339 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:33,875 It was the very first step of humanity beyond experiencing love. 340 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:38,291 And humans just began to learn how to love. 341 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:41,458 Getting to romantic comedies was just a matter of time, 342 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:42,581 and technology, of course. 343 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,541 Lina! That was nice, but let's go. 344 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,208 - Thank you. - Come on. 345 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,166 Relax. Be cool, man, and just have a conversation. 346 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,625 "I need your services." 347 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:53,708 "Services." 348 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:02,708 Ugh. 349 00:17:02,791 --> 00:17:04,458 UNKNOWN CALLER 350 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,666 - Hello, Ms. Lina. - Hey, Isaías. Look at this. 351 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,791 - Ten missed calls, now. - Had too many calls, I guess. 352 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,750 "We'd like to inform you that your data plan has expired." 353 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,625 They just rub it in your face. 354 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,958 I already know the internet's not working. 355 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:19,958 What a defeat. 356 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:23,000 They always win. You'll just pay at the end of the day. 357 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,416 Want me to offer you our menu today? 358 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,583 We have beef steak, but our fish dishes have been a hit, Ms. Lina. 359 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:30,166 Are they? 360 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,375 SPECIAL! TEN REAIS! TODAY 361 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,058 I'll have a half-serving of that salami. 362 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,476 You know? A special dish for artists. 363 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,333 Answer, Ms. Lina. It could be good news. Just pick it up. 364 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,583 UNKNOWN CALLER 365 00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:45,166 Can't you just pick up? 366 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,500 Hello? 367 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,625 Who is this? I can't hear anything. 368 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,666 Especially depending on who I'm speaking with. 369 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,791 - Hello? - Hi. Is Lina there? 370 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,375 It's about a job. 371 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:07,458 Uh, a-a job, huh? Oh... oh... oh, just a moment, sir. 372 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:08,708 Stop playing with her. 373 00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:11,541 Lina! Lina, my sweet girl, there's a phone call for you! 374 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,041 Thank you so much, Grandma! 375 00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,041 Salami. 376 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,875 Lina Maia speaking. How may I help you? 377 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:27,208 Hi, uh, I need to hire a fake wife for a while. 378 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:30,166 Ah! Sir, you are speaking to the best out there. 379 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,791 Just give me a sec. Let me check my schedule. 380 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,250 Hold on. Give me a sec. 381 00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:41,916 Okay, I'm back. 382 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,083 Today's your lucky day. The movie I was filming was postponed. 383 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,333 I do have space now. 384 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,041 A big, fat abyss in my schedule. 385 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,041 Meet me at my place in two hours. 386 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,541 Write down the address. 387 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:55,708 Luiz? 388 00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:57,000 Hey. 389 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,375 Lina Maia, actress. 390 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,583 Cool. May I? 391 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,583 Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't mind me, Luiz. 392 00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:10,000 It's part of my character development process. 393 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,166 I do some stretching, some warm-ups. 394 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,210 - Right. - I use the whole stage, like in theater. 395 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,333 Please, have a seat. 396 00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:17,666 Well then, let's talk a little. 397 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,583 What kind of couple do you have in mind? 398 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:21,791 I don't know. Just a regular couple. 399 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,500 A mature one. 400 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,916 Well, a couple like that doesn't sell much. 401 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,708 The more unbalanced, the more believable and realistic. 402 00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:32,833 I know. It's just that I'm a balanced man, and kinda... kinda centered, you know? 403 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:34,000 But I have no experience. 404 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,583 I'm the professional here. 405 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:38,791 I've been married five times, including as an animal in a play. 406 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:42,333 So, in case you want something more... Nala and Simba... 407 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,291 - Nala and Simba? - I have experience. 408 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,833 Come on. Follow me. 409 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:51,750 - "How... love story." - "How to create a love story." 410 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,750 How did we meet? Use details. 411 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,208 I bought you a drink at a bar. 412 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,083 We spent the night together? I'm not sure. 413 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,166 Luiz, where's the romance? 414 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,250 We met at a carousel. 415 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,333 Do you even go to those? 416 00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:03,416 Uh... 417 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:06,058 We met at the house of a friend of yours and talked about a movie. 418 00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:07,000 Fight Club. 419 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,458 So Fight Club. 420 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,666 Best sex we've had? 421 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,310 No. We don't have to go that far. My mom won't ask me about that. 422 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:15,666 But there's always that annoying relative who wants to know about your sex life. 423 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,833 DTR? 424 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,208 I'm a very easygoing man, you know? 425 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:20,416 I'm always cool and relaxed. 426 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,333 One's coolness can often trigger the other's rage, actually. 427 00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:25,250 Well, I think it's time to rehearse. 428 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,666 So these are the lines. 429 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,083 You start it off, and then we take turns to talk. 430 00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,625 You, me, you, me, you, me 431 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:32,958 "You've been lying to me." 432 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,625 Uh, why don't... 433 00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,000 Let's try that again more, uh, natural. 434 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,875 Loosen up a little. Pretend you're not even reading. 435 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,083 Right. Okay. 436 00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:44,666 No. 437 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,958 "You've been lying to me." 438 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,916 It was for your own good. 439 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,750 - "Forgive me." - No, that one's mine. 440 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,541 - Oh, right. - Remember when I said that? 441 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,166 "So you lied for my own good?" 442 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,890 - Dude, what was that? - It's an exercise. 443 00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:58,958 I hope you find luck in your life. 444 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:03,916 That was great, wasn't it? 445 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,041 We should... 446 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:08,250 Of course. Let's go over it a bunch of times from the top. 447 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,625 The body can speak. 448 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:12,708 That's it! The hands towards the sky makes people trust you. 449 00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:15,916 It's a primitive message that says you're unarmed and harmless. 450 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,666 Does it work? 451 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,625 Well, it works for that TV host, don't you think? 452 00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:23,833 And, of course, he throws airplane-shaped money at people. 453 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,541 I'm coming! 454 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,458 Here. Please, fill in this form. 455 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:36,791 You either vacate my apartment or pay your impending rent. 456 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:37,750 Urgently, LIna! 457 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,666 I'm desperate too, you know? 458 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,916 I'm in the ICU when it comes to debt. Do you know public healthcare, Hortênsia? 459 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,291 I'm about to die in the ICU! The ICU of brokeness! 460 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,541 Your eviction notice expires in two weeks. 461 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,583 Just two weeks! 462 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,458 - There you go. - All right. Let's make this work. 463 00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:57,625 Your favorite color? 464 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:00,125 I don't know. You ask too much. I have no idea. 465 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,708 Is there some way we can speed up this process? 466 00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:05,166 I'll need five dates in six months. Okay? 467 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,958 The most important one is the annual gathering of the Pereira family. 468 00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:11,458 - Can we do that? Thank you. - You got it. Six months, then. 469 00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,625 - Let's make the perfect wife. - Thank you. 470 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,628 I can have the personality of whoever you choose. 471 00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:18,541 Okay. Mom would like you to be, I don't know, a lawyer. 472 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:19,500 Yes, Your Honor. 473 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:20,583 And a tennis player. 474 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:24,416 Your dad owns a farm, your mom, a sugar mill. 475 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,916 - What else? Oh, bilingual. - Oui! 476 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,916 Uh-huh. Oh, and please don't forget this. You're a Catholic. 477 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,726 - Amen. - You don't drink any kind of alcohol. 478 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:32,916 Just juice, please, sir. 479 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:39,916 - What are you wearing? - Good afternoon to you too, man. 480 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,750 Criticizing your fiancée's outfit, my love? 481 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:43,583 Don't you think that dress is too much? 482 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,786 Says who? The Sexist Fashion Week? 483 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,500 - This is not gonna work. - Yes, it will. 484 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,125 Hey. Let's get to work. Listen. 485 00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:52,250 A couple's privacy is sacrosanct. 486 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,291 If you ever have any problems, you just have to say "smooch" 487 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,208 and we'll leave and talk in private. 488 00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:59,750 Or lean over to kiss me and whisper in my ear. 489 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,333 A fake kiss, of course. 490 00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:02,625 - So this way? - Yeah. 491 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,833 Oh, you've gotta pay him. 492 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,458 Hey, wait! Hold on, hold on! How much is it? 493 00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:19,916 Oh! 494 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,375 Okay! I like this little lady already! 495 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:24,833 Hello! I'm Lina. 496 00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:25,916 Oh! 497 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:30,333 - It's so nice to finally meet you, Lina. - Hello. My pleasure. 498 00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:32,166 - What a nice house. - Thank you. 499 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,208 Oh, oh, Luiz. Go get us a little something, sweetie. 500 00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:36,125 A drink to celebrate. 501 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,916 Sure, Mom. But Lina doesn't drink alcohol at all, okay? 502 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,583 Yeah, but today I'll make an exception. 503 00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,000 Oh, that's nice! 504 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:45,833 So now tell me. What do you do for a living? 505 00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:47,375 What kind of work do you do? 506 00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:48,458 I'm a doctor. 507 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:51,000 My God! 508 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:52,083 Here, Mom. 509 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,791 But I'm so impressed! 510 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:56,458 She's a doctor. 511 00:23:56,541 --> 00:23:57,875 Oh. 512 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:01,875 I guess Luiz mentioned my... my health problems, didn't he? 513 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:02,958 Well, I... 514 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,166 I'd like to hear your opinion. 515 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,263 My mom is about to die. What are you doing? 516 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:09,875 How could you not tell me that? 517 00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:12,517 It's something recent. I can't open up that easily. She's my mom. 518 00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:14,083 My character needed that information. 519 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:17,041 - Your character? - Here. 520 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,000 I would highly appreciate your, uh, uh... 521 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,483 Please give me your honest opinion. 522 00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:23,166 I... I... I have my scan right here. Let's see. 523 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,846 I want you to... 524 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,916 - It's upside down. Turn it. - What? 525 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,750 I want you to be completely honest. 526 00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:36,291 What do you... what do you think, Lina? 527 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:41,458 I think it's a shame. 528 00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:43,291 Oh! 529 00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:46,166 Oh! My three Marias are here! 530 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,166 Come here. 531 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,125 Smooch, smooch, smooch. 532 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:52,041 - I wanna smooch you so bad! - Sweetie. 533 00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:54,291 You were supposed to be a lawyer. 534 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,166 Seriously, Mom... 535 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:58,708 Lawyer, doctor, it's the same thing. It's just a title. 536 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,875 Listen to me. You'll ruin it. 537 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:04,833 - Behave for God's sake, this has to work. - Easy. Trust me, it will. 538 00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:06,708 The lovebirds want privacy. 539 00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:09,500 I brought some chocolate cake for you. 540 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,434 I don't like chocolate cake. 541 00:25:11,458 --> 00:25:13,083 I know. 542 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:17,000 He doesn't like chocolate cake because he ate mud pies as a toddler, Dumbo! 543 00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:19,916 Dumbo. 544 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:24,041 Ladies, here comes the house special. 545 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,458 - Oh, you're gonna love it. - My favorite dish. 546 00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:28,833 - It's absolutely amazing! - Delicious! 547 00:25:28,916 --> 00:25:31,556 - That was the first thing he said to me. - He's such a great cook. 548 00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:33,208 And I'm not just saying that. 549 00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:36,333 - He is, isn't he? - You'll never have to step into a kitchen. 550 00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,625 So tell us, guys. How did you two meet? 551 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:40,541 - Oh, at a carousel. - Well, Nestor's house. 552 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:41,875 - What? - Well... 553 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,892 - We were at Nestor's house. - We were with Nestor. 554 00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:46,333 It was his son's birthday, and we went to the carousels. 555 00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,125 - Yeah. And, well... - Right? 556 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:51,958 Luiz and I were a match right away. 557 00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:53,559 - Yeah. - We felt great with each other. 558 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:54,666 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 559 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,583 Can you believe we both like fighting movies? 560 00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:57,583 Crazy, isn't it? 561 00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:58,916 Our favorite movie is the same. 562 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,360 - Rocky... Club. - Yes. Fight Club. 563 00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:02,333 Oh. 564 00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:05,041 - Lina knows all fighting movies. - Hey, sweetie... 565 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:06,541 If it's fighting, she's your girl. 566 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:08,958 Come on. Don't embarrass me. I do love them. 567 00:26:09,041 --> 00:26:12,166 You know, they're all about men, virile men, and the fighting. 568 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:14,625 I really like that. I really enjoy men. 569 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,250 Oh. 570 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,708 What did you say? 571 00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:20,166 No. I'm talking about martial arts. What's your problem? 572 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,750 You shouldn't be saying that in front of my mother. 573 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,333 Oh, come on, Luiz. Luiz! 574 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,541 For God's sake. Are you really that jealous? 575 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:28,476 - Jealous? - Surely Lina didn't mean that. 576 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,500 - Well, it sounded horrible. - Says the TED talks badass. 577 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:33,625 - Whose ass? - She mentioned some Ted. 578 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,833 - No, never mind. - Hey, hey, listen. Lina. 579 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:39,666 Forget all of that. What really matters is that you're here with us. 580 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,541 Let's plan a date for your marriage as soon as possible. 581 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:45,916 - Oh, I would love that! - Yeah. 582 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,166 Well, baby, that's just amazing. 583 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,416 That's all we want, right? 584 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,708 But it's bad luck to get married on a leap year. 585 00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:54,791 Wait. This year is a leap year? 586 00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:55,708 I remember it. 587 00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:58,083 You can't get married on a leap year. Of course, not! 588 00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,833 It's bad luck. You can't get married. 589 00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:02,500 Yeah, but we scheduled the wedding on January 4th, right? 590 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:04,291 In a church, the traditional way. 591 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:06,166 Lina, super Catholic girl. 592 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:09,083 Oh! This pretty girl's worth her weight in gold! 593 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:14,041 Speaking of gold, you do know that Luiz doesn't work, right? 594 00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:16,041 It's amazing for me. 595 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:18,833 My hubby at home while I spend so much time at the hospital 596 00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:21,125 is just perfect. 597 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:24,791 Yeah. I work on different things, Maria Inez. 598 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:27,708 Something you should try every once in a while. It's self-awareness. 599 00:27:27,791 --> 00:27:30,791 Like the Oracle of Delphi once said, "Know thyself." 600 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:33,541 Yeah. Has he said "provide for thyself" by any chance? 601 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:35,250 Listen, kids. Listen, kids! 602 00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:37,708 - Do you wanna take a family picture? - No. 603 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,750 Actually, I'd like your phone number. 604 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:43,541 I'd like that because I'm going to add you to the family group chat. 605 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,083 Wow. Such an honor. 606 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:48,041 I actually like Luiz's idea, let's take a picture. 607 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,208 Come on! 608 00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:51,208 - Ready? - Everyone say cheers! 609 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,083 Hold on, Maria Eugênia! 610 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:55,708 I'll have another piece of cake, and that's it. 611 00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:57,750 Samir is here. Goodbye, everyone. 612 00:27:57,833 --> 00:27:59,166 Good luck to the couple. 613 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:00,458 You're gonna need it. 614 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:04,625 Well, I would like to take my baby for a ride. 615 00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:05,541 Is that fine? 616 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,000 - I'll go get the car keys. - Yeah. 617 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,083 Be right back. 618 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:09,625 Tell me, Lina. 619 00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:12,208 You haven't told us, uh, what's your specialty? 620 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,291 Oh, that's right. 621 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:15,375 - "Blatriatics." - What? 622 00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:17,291 Pediatrics? 623 00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:20,000 - Lina! Can I ask you something? - I know! 624 00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:23,166 - Going to your fiancée's house? - Hmm. 625 00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:25,291 No. We're just going out. 626 00:28:32,916 --> 00:28:34,976 - Move, Samir. - What? Uh, what's wrong? 627 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,583 - Move! Move, move! - What's going on? Calm down. Maria Inez! 628 00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:40,166 My hemorrhoids! What happened? 629 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,583 What's wrong with you? 630 00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:44,041 They're so happy about Luiz getting married. 631 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:45,916 Big deal! I got married first. 632 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,333 I know. It's so unfair. 633 00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:48,583 I was Mommy's baby. 634 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:51,750 Dad used to say, "Inezinha, dance for the guests." 635 00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:54,083 Then this creep showed up wrapped in a blanket. 636 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,000 I loved meeting you, Lina. 637 00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,958 Oh, you're such a nice girl, and so intelligent 638 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:01,125 - Thank you very much. - Your house is so beautiful. 639 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:04,000 - You're always welcome here, sweetie. - Thank you for everything! 640 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:04,916 Thank you, Mom! 641 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,291 - See you. - Bye. Thank you! 642 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,250 It was all about him. "Aww. He can say 'Mommy'." 643 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,833 - I could say it before him. - And way better than him. I'm sure. 644 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:17,291 "Oh, Luiz! It's his first steps." 645 00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:21,291 I thought, "If that idiot can walk, then I'm going to be an athlete." 646 00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:22,833 I bet you were the greatest. 647 00:29:22,916 --> 00:29:24,875 I did gymnastics and even athletics. 648 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,458 - What did I get? - A gold medal? 649 00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:28,181 I was the only toothless person in class. 650 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,625 That rehearsal at your house was a waste of time. 651 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:33,791 "Yeah, Luiz, let's do this, let's do that. Just listen to me." 652 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,666 You did it all wrong. 653 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:38,000 - You messed up everything. - I didn't mess it up. 654 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:41,250 - Oh? Then what was that? - I was improvising. I'm an actress. 655 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,333 Yes, you are, and a lame one, actually. 656 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,892 That's what you are. 657 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:48,125 My love, he who laughs last, laughs best. 658 00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:50,750 I know that he'll turn himself in, huh? 659 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:53,333 Do you think I'm going to let him do that? 660 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,250 Who's turning him in is me. 661 00:30:04,875 --> 00:30:07,125 I am not going anywhere with you. I wanna go home. 662 00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:10,291 It's obvious that I'm taking you home. I'm meeting Suellen Glória tonight. 663 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,791 I'm not asking for details. 664 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:14,125 We rescheduled because of your useless rehearsal. 665 00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:15,291 You said I was lame? 666 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:17,375 You've never seen any of my work, and call me lame? 667 00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:19,818 - "I wanna go home." Give me a break. - Please. You're lame. 668 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,208 Hey, Luiz! 669 00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:32,583 Hey! Your sister wants to celebrate with you. 670 00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:34,041 Double date! Yeah! 671 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,541 - Woo-hoo! - Woo-hoo! 672 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,666 - I can't take you home, now. - Ugh. 673 00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:41,750 Let's go! 674 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,166 SUELLEN GLÓRIA ACCEPT 675 00:30:48,291 --> 00:30:50,531 You know I can't stand her up. Please, help me with this. 676 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:52,333 - Oh, is that so? - Lina, please. 677 00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:54,791 - My shift is over already. - I'll pay you double. 678 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,250 I'll have champagne. 679 00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:03,791 So she's waiting for me there. Got it? 680 00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:07,583 I need you to cover for me, so I'm able to rotate between them. 681 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,291 - Okay. - Great. 682 00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:15,041 Who would've thought we'd ever see Luiz in love? 683 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,458 I never saw that coming. 684 00:31:17,541 --> 00:31:20,250 - You must be a special girl. - Oh, he knows. 685 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,500 - Thanks. - I think she is. 686 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:24,416 - Champagne? We deserve some. - Yes, sure! And I... 687 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:27,208 - Thank you. - I'll have this one. Lecle... 688 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:29,833 - Lecleique. - Leclerc. 689 00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:33,125 The most expensive one. We deserve it! 690 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:34,267 - Yeah! - I'll have some too. 691 00:31:34,291 --> 00:31:37,791 Oh! I think I left the car lights on. Just a minute. 692 00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:40,250 - Uh, Samir can go. He'll go with you. - I can? I can. Yeah. 693 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,541 I turned them off. 694 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,291 - Thanks. - Don't mention it. 695 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,833 Didn't you have that important call you needed to make? 696 00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,125 - It just came to me. - Yeah. You're right. That call. 697 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,248 - I'll go to a place a little quieter. - Yeah. Okay. 698 00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:54,583 I'm coming too. I have to call our son. 699 00:31:54,666 --> 00:31:55,666 You know what? 700 00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,250 - Well, I can make that call later. - Yes. 701 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:01,653 Let's drink our champagne. 702 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:04,226 - We're all together. - Stay here with us. Stay with me. 703 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:06,458 Are you hiding something, Luiz? 704 00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:07,750 You look nervous. 705 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:10,583 No. Why would I hide something from you? 706 00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:11,541 I'm fine. 707 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:12,708 SUELLEN GLÓRIA ACCEPT 708 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:17,333 I wanna hear some of the spiciest details of your relationship, guys! 709 00:32:17,416 --> 00:32:18,625 I'm a modern woman. 710 00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:21,458 No, I can't. I'm super, super shy. 711 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:25,000 - Smooch? Smooch, honey. Smooch. - Yeah, sure. 712 00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:26,250 Get ready. 713 00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:30,708 Let me show you my lamest performance ever. 714 00:32:30,791 --> 00:32:32,875 Hmm. 715 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,166 - Well, Maria Inez... - Oh! 716 00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:37,958 So Luiz is actually hiding a secret. 717 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,208 Yeah? 718 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,791 But not from you... from me. 719 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:44,416 You've been lying to me! 720 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:46,750 What? 721 00:32:48,791 --> 00:32:50,958 You've been lying to me! 722 00:32:51,541 --> 00:32:52,750 Oh. 723 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,833 It was for your own good. 724 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,583 So you lied for my own good? 725 00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:05,541 Guys! For the love of God, everyone here is looking! 726 00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:07,875 Forgive me. 727 00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:08,875 What? 728 00:33:08,958 --> 00:33:10,125 Forgive me. 729 00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:15,333 I hope you find luck in your life! 730 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,017 - I'm going after her. - I'm coming with you! 731 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,958 - Samir, finish that fish. - No, no. 732 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:28,958 Just eat your fish, Samir. 733 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:32,958 I can fix that later. 734 00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:40,875 Suellen Glória? 735 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,250 Uh, yes? 736 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:45,041 I'm Maria Inez. Luiz's sister. 737 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,666 Uh, is he all right? 738 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,458 He got appendicitis. 739 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:50,666 He wouldn't let go of his phone. 740 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,291 Excuse me. 741 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:55,791 He kept yelling, "I have a date with Suellen Glória! Suellen Glória!" 742 00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:57,795 - He said you'd be here. - Good evening. 743 00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,583 Yeah. Hold on. So, he was sedated... 744 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,934 - Uh, champagne? Just a glass, please. - Coming up. 745 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:02,833 Thank you. 746 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:05,625 And that's why I'm here. I decided to come tell you in person. 747 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:07,458 Wow. Maria Inez, thank you! 748 00:34:07,541 --> 00:34:09,833 - Oh, don't mention it. - You're so thoughtful. 749 00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:11,833 - No, I mean it. - Forget it. 750 00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:12,750 Forget it. 751 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:15,958 And my mom is a devout Catholic. It's so annoying. 752 00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:18,583 She's always picking on my husband, Samir. 753 00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:19,708 Hey, sir? 754 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:22,916 Did you stop drinking? 755 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,958 - Yeah. I can't drink more. - So chic. I respect that. So elegant. 756 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,125 I'm not chic, nor elegant. No. 757 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,708 I'll have one for the road. Hey, sir? 758 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:38,041 Suellen Glória hopes you get better soon. 759 00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:40,625 She's a very sweet girl, but man, I'm charging extra. 760 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:41,583 She talks too much. 761 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:43,626 You're charging extra? What are you talking about? 762 00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:46,875 Listen, you can forget about it. That's not gonna happen anytime soon. 763 00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:49,333 I'm not giving you anything, okay? Bye. 764 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:53,625 Good morning, Mommy! 765 00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:57,875 - My sweetheart. My queen. - There you are! Oh, dear God. Look at you! 766 00:34:57,958 --> 00:35:00,166 This engagement is doing you so much good. 767 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:02,041 You got up so early. 768 00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:04,708 I was very tired last night. I wanted to rest, you know? 769 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:05,666 Aww. 770 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,583 But what I'll do today is spend the day with you. 771 00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:09,958 I don't want any sadness. 772 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,000 I'm very happy that you're getting married. Okay? 773 00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:13,333 So am I. 774 00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:15,000 So am I. 775 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:19,351 What are... what is she doing here? 776 00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:21,125 Surprise, sweetie! 777 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,541 I came for breakfast. 778 00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:25,958 Dinosaurs. I love them. You're so cute. 779 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:29,291 I invited Lina to come here and have breakfast with us as a family 780 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:31,833 because I have an engagement gift for the happy couple. 781 00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:32,958 So, yay! 782 00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:35,333 My dear mother-in-law, but I don't... 783 00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:37,166 Why did you accept my mother's invitation? 784 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:38,875 First, because I have manners, 785 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:41,833 and second, because I can't afford to decline gifts or extra hours. 786 00:35:41,916 --> 00:35:43,875 I won't pay extra. I didn't hire your services... 787 00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:46,041 She's coming back, honey. You're paying extra hours. 788 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:47,916 Of course, you will. 789 00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:53,791 - What is that, Mom? - Well, open it and see. 790 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000 A key for what? 791 00:35:56,083 --> 00:36:00,541 That's the key for the family apartment that I want you guys to have. 792 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:01,708 We cannot accept it. 793 00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:03,833 Oh, Mrs. Carlota! My God, thank you! 794 00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:07,833 I just can't tell you how grateful this happy couple is! 795 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,666 And so will little Carlota. 796 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,375 Our first daughter will take her grandma's name, of course. 797 00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:14,750 Oh, my sweet girl! 798 00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:17,583 Thank you, Mom. 799 00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:18,791 May I call you "Mom"? 800 00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:20,958 Well, of course, pumpkin. 801 00:36:21,041 --> 00:36:23,166 - How about a group hug? - Oh! 802 00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,583 Your sister is watching us. 803 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:32,500 Living together is the way to deceive her. 804 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:35,333 Lina, I heard your landlady say you were being evicted. 805 00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:37,458 I'm not stupid. You're taking advantage of this. 806 00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:41,000 And what's wrong with that? I'm getting paid! 807 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:43,458 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh. 808 00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:46,750 I hired a five-date pack, 809 00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:48,041 not for a 24/7 wife. 810 00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:51,708 By the way, we actually need to discuss the wage for my 24/7 shift per month, 811 00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:54,416 plus night shift, as I'm staying here to be at your service. 812 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,708 What? Are you completely mad? 813 00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:58,333 Do you think I wanna stay here with you 814 00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:00,666 - Looks pretty. - It's too dark over there. 815 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:03,291 Of course. The paint is fresh. Have you ever painted a wall? 816 00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:04,375 Then I guess it's fine. 817 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:07,125 Oh, do we have a deal? You'll get the part-time wife. 818 00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:08,833 Uh, excuse us. We finished. 819 00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:11,791 That's amazing! Come here, please. 820 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:14,333 Part-time marriage sounds really good to me, dude. 821 00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:16,208 6 MONTHS FARCE ENDS 822 00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:18,333 Open house! Yay! 823 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:22,666 Start looking for a place to stay, 824 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:26,083 because all of this will be over in 5 months and 21 days. 825 00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:27,583 You'll say goodbye to all of this. 826 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,250 You're counting. 827 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:30,333 Uh-huh. 828 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,000 Yeah. That's how long my mom has to live. 829 00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:36,375 When we learned about my mom's condition 830 00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,166 I didn't want to face it. 831 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:43,416 The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind reality. 832 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,916 A phrase of Humphrey Bogart. 833 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,208 - Who's that guy? - What? 834 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:48,958 You're kidding me, right? 835 00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:51,958 - You're judging me? - No, no, no, no, no, no. 836 00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:54,000 Let's send her a photo. Come here. 837 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:56,583 - Ready? - Now? Okay. Wait. Not that. 838 00:37:56,666 --> 00:37:59,708 - It's fine. Go, go, go. - No. This is the pose for her. 839 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,375 Luiz and Lina sent something to our group chat. 840 00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:06,208 Oh, they're so adorable! 841 00:38:06,291 --> 00:38:08,291 - Ugh. - Your blood pressure is lower. 842 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:11,333 Oh, really? That's amazing. 843 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:13,375 Oh. Maria Inez, give me my phone. 844 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,041 What 845 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:16,500 a great 846 00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:18,041 couple! 847 00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:21,125 - She's great. - That's my mom! 848 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:24,000 - She's lovely. What a cute little mommy! - She's just amazing, right? 849 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,791 Let's take another picture. 850 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:27,458 A couple-paint-fight photo. 851 00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:30,416 It's always been a classic. Everyone will fall for that. 852 00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:38,583 Is that our family's apartment? 853 00:38:38,666 --> 00:38:41,333 Uh-huh. It was my engagement gift. 854 00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:42,958 Oh! 855 00:38:43,041 --> 00:38:44,500 I think I'm gonna pass out. 856 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:45,666 What's wrong, Maria Inez? 857 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:48,083 - Calm down. - Help me, doctor. I'm not feeling well. 858 00:38:48,166 --> 00:38:49,416 Why are you so dramatic? 859 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,833 How about we leak some nudes? 860 00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:53,333 Yeah. Accidental nudes will give us credibility. 861 00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,750 I'll delete it right after I send it to my mom. 862 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:57,666 Yeah, right. 863 00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:02,041 They're posting naughty pictures on the family group. 864 00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:03,458 What? Nudes? 865 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,250 Are they? 866 00:39:05,958 --> 00:39:07,166 You look better. 867 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,291 - She does, right? - You look a lot better. 868 00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:11,675 The most beautiful roof I've ever seen. 869 00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:13,791 Enjoy it while our little act is still on. 870 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:17,041 Yeah, I know. I actually have to think if I'll be staying in São Paulo. 871 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:18,916 How'd you start with this thing? 872 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,125 - Wife for hire? - You read my thoughts. 873 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:24,583 It took you long enough to ask me about my jobs. 874 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,291 Yeah. I've been wanting to ask. 875 00:39:26,791 --> 00:39:28,041 I had bills to pay. 876 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:30,458 What other characters have you played as an actress? 877 00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:33,875 All of the animals and plants you can find in the Amazon in children's plays. 878 00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:35,375 Oh, yeah? For kids, right? 879 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:40,125 I've also been a daughter, a sister, a lover. 880 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:43,125 A lover? Why would anyone hire a fake lover? That's insane. 881 00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:44,291 Well, bear with me. 882 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:46,333 - The guy gets busted. Okay? - Okay. 883 00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:50,708 I went there pretending to be his affair, and actually apologized to his wife. 884 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:53,309 She punches me in the face and almost broke my jaw. Still hurts. 885 00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:55,083 - Really? - Yeah. Touch my face. 886 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:58,541 - Ooh, my God! - See? Mission accomplished. 887 00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:01,017 - I admit it. You're very good at it. - You're better. 888 00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:02,666 You have money and no job. 889 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,541 I can barely survive, you know? 890 00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:10,250 So did you study? Went to a college, or something like that maybe? 891 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:11,583 - Yes, I did, but... - Really? 892 00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,476 - Yeah. I was some sort of... - So you actually... 893 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,750 I was promising. 894 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:19,208 A promise that, I don't know, was never fulfilled, but I was promising. 895 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:22,375 Let's make a toast, then. That makes the two of us. 896 00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:23,875 Two failed promises. 897 00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:25,041 I guess you're right. 898 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,916 But my monologue is coming up soon. 899 00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:30,625 And the countdown starts for me. 900 00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:35,666 If nothing works out, then I'll pick up my stuff, which isn't much... 901 00:40:36,416 --> 00:40:38,791 ...go back home and put an end to this career. 902 00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:39,958 Where you from? 903 00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:41,833 Far away. 904 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:43,416 Where? Where? 905 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,541 Far away, really? 906 00:40:46,541 --> 00:40:47,541 Far away. 907 00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:49,083 Man, why are you there? 908 00:40:49,166 --> 00:40:50,666 Are you sleeping on the floor? 909 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,583 You can sleep here. The couch sucks. 910 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:54,041 - Sleep over here. - No, stop it. 911 00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:55,958 I never spend the night with women. 912 00:40:56,041 --> 00:40:57,375 Just following the rules. 913 00:40:57,458 --> 00:41:00,125 I'm not complaining. I'm really comfy here, okay? 914 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,666 This will be my spot. 915 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,250 You fell asleep? 916 00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:12,083 Lina? 917 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:20,375 SAT 30 - JUNE 918 00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:22,958 The love stories of heterosexual people 919 00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:25,000 have an impenetrable obstacle. 920 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,875 The man. 921 00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:29,125 - Good morning. - The man. 922 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,517 - An impenetrable obstacle... - My mom is coming over. Okay? 923 00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:34,000 She wants to see if you're taking care of her son. 924 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:36,458 Have an impenetrable obstacle... 925 00:41:36,541 --> 00:41:39,333 She'll be here soon. And she brought these cleaning products too, 926 00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:42,000 so you take care of the housework. 927 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,208 You do the housework. Or hire someone. 928 00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:47,208 What do you mean me? Are you crazy? I've never done that in my life. 929 00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:48,125 But I hired you. 930 00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:50,000 You take all of my allowance, so it's fair... 931 00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:51,541 You hired me as an actress. 932 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:53,708 I'm already finding the working conditions absurd. 933 00:41:53,791 --> 00:41:57,125 You know, this house is a mess, there's no fresh coffee, no catering. 934 00:41:57,208 --> 00:41:59,250 You're a lame actress. 935 00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:01,833 - Love stories of a... - Such a lame actress! 936 00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:03,625 I hired you as a good wife. 937 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:05,541 Did you know there's a human organ 938 00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:08,083 that functions exclusively to give pleasure? 939 00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:09,916 No, I don't know. I don't know. 940 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,708 I'm not talking to you, okay? I'm rehearsing. 941 00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,471 Of course you don't know it's the clitoris. 942 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,375 And what does it mean? 943 00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:18,666 That I have more interesting things to do 944 00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,830 than spend my time cleaning a house for Luiz Pereira. 945 00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:23,666 For Luiz Pereira, for Luiz Pereira. 946 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:29,333 Mom comes tomorrow. 947 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,458 WED 14 - JULY 948 00:42:31,541 --> 00:42:33,708 My Mom's coming over tomorrow, okay? 949 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:36,416 Okay. Okay. 950 00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:39,708 I have a missed call from your mom. 951 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:42,541 She sent a message saying she's not coming over. 952 00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:44,000 - Once more? - Yeah. 953 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:46,500 WED 30 - AUGUST 954 00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:47,583 What up? 955 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:49,375 Wow! 956 00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:52,083 Since Mom isn't here, go ahead. 957 00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:53,291 Okay. 958 00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:54,833 Much better. 959 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:01,250 Mom's learning how to make video calls. 960 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:03,000 She seems happy, you know? 961 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,333 I just want her to go peacefully. 962 00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:10,500 Since Mom's not here, and my sister isn't bugging me, 963 00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:11,750 what's Luiz' plan? 964 00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:14,333 Luiz is gonna go over to Suellen Glória's. 965 00:43:14,916 --> 00:43:15,916 That's cool. 966 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,458 So, you're not coming to see my monologue's premier. 967 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:21,333 Tonight. 968 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:31,684 - I'm sorry. You know I can't reschedule. - It's fine. Don't worry. I get it. 969 00:43:31,708 --> 00:43:34,750 - It's been two months since I got laid. - It's your loss and not my problem. 970 00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:36,291 It's not my loss. Hey, wait. 971 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,976 - Listen, I don't like all that yelling. - Actors don't yell. 972 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,583 We project our voices. 973 00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:42,291 Go fuck yourself! 974 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:44,375 We project, we never yell. 975 00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,166 Hey, baby. 976 00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:10,916 I can't believe this. 977 00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:14,041 Let me call you back. 978 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:25,500 Perhaps the secret ingredient of the best love stories is, uh... 979 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:30,250 two big servings of solitude. 980 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,916 I have myself, 981 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,500 you have yourself... 982 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:37,666 and we have one another. 983 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:58,333 Hey. Let me get this straight. 984 00:44:58,416 --> 00:45:01,916 So Maria Inez was spying on you with binoculars, okay? 985 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,125 - While having a soda? - Dude, I'm not crazy. 986 00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:06,517 - No, but having a soda... Where was she? - I know what I saw. 987 00:45:06,541 --> 00:45:08,559 And you have nothing to tell me? 988 00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:10,750 - What do you mean? - You're acting weird. 989 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,166 Weird? You're weird. 990 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:14,458 - You've been acting really weird. - No, I'm not. 991 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:16,666 Are you upset I missed your premier? 992 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:19,208 Yeah. I was upset about that, but not anymore. 993 00:45:19,291 --> 00:45:20,291 Right. 994 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,583 What? Grapes are fruit too. 995 00:45:23,666 --> 00:45:26,750 And the World Health Organization recommends a small glass before dinner. 996 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:30,208 But I'm so forgetful, I drink one week's worth in a day. 997 00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:36,083 We'll pay with two cards. Separately please. 998 00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:37,366 - What? - Mine and hers. 999 00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:40,875 What's that? How about my benefits? 1000 00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:42,916 Transportation, meal voucher... 1001 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Vacation! 1002 00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:47,708 We're tired of being house workers every single day! 1003 00:45:47,791 --> 00:45:51,541 We should be as entitled to benefits as any other hard worker! 1004 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,833 Let it all out, my sister! 1005 00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:57,291 I'm tired of cleaning, ironing, and cooking. 1006 00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:59,458 I'm just sick of it all! 1007 00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:02,333 Did you hear, Luiz? And I didn't bring my wallet. 1008 00:46:03,083 --> 00:46:06,083 - It was like I paid her to say that. - Oh, yeah. So funny. 1009 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:09,583 - That was absolutely ridiculous. Yelling. - Yeah, but that's what made it so funny. 1010 00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:12,000 Yeah, right. 1011 00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:15,976 The worst is that I'm the homemaker. You sit around all day and do nothing. 1012 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,041 That is so true. 1013 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:19,333 I give you that. I have to be honest. 1014 00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:21,625 But I'll redeem myself by taking you out for lunch. 1015 00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:22,708 And I'm buying! 1016 00:46:25,291 --> 00:46:26,708 Look at that. Hmm. 1017 00:46:40,041 --> 00:46:41,833 You've gotta relax a little bit, dude. 1018 00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:45,166 Oh, yeah. Sure. 'Cause things are really going well for me. 1019 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:47,708 My mother blackmailing me, my sister stalking me, 1020 00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:49,291 my fake wife extorting me. 1021 00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:51,291 "Come on, Luiz. You better relax." 1022 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:54,583 Well, I was talking about something romantic, 1023 00:46:54,666 --> 00:46:56,875 like having someone for casual sex, a hookup. 1024 00:46:56,958 --> 00:46:58,583 A hookup? Seriously? 1025 00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:01,208 Are you really telling me I should have hookups? 1026 00:47:01,291 --> 00:47:02,458 You have no one. 1027 00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:03,833 Please, Lina. 1028 00:47:03,916 --> 00:47:05,559 - I have priorities, you know? - No. 1029 00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:07,458 I'm going through a creative process. 1030 00:47:07,541 --> 00:47:09,541 - I can't waste my energy on sex. - Please. 1031 00:47:09,625 --> 00:47:14,416 Like my pal Honoré de Balzac, writer, he never had sex while writing a book. 1032 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,375 Man, don't even bring that up. 1033 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:18,000 It's been ages since I got laid. 1034 00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:19,125 Hmm. 1035 00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:21,083 Why don't you invite Suellen to our place? 1036 00:47:21,666 --> 00:47:25,416 Rule number two, never invite a woman over to my house. 1037 00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:28,625 Fine. You can have sex next year. 1038 00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:34,208 No. That's way too far away. I can't wait until next year. 1039 00:47:34,291 --> 00:47:35,750 - Bummer, huh? - Yeah. 1040 00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:38,375 Hmm. I can go to a friend's house to give you some privacy. 1041 00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:39,458 What friend, LIna? 1042 00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:42,833 You have no friends. I've never seen any evidence of them. 1043 00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:45,166 - I have plenty. - Oh, sure. Of course, you do. 1044 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:48,500 Friends that live on library shelves and were born in the 1800s. 1045 00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:51,958 - Maybe that's the case. - You're very funny. 1046 00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:54,583 - Mm-hmm. Making... - You're making a joke. Got it. 1047 00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:57,166 Why don't you mind your own messed-up life? 1048 00:47:57,250 --> 00:48:00,166 Okay. Suellen Glória can come over. But... 1049 00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:01,250 Hmm? 1050 00:48:01,291 --> 00:48:03,000 ...you've got to be there. 1051 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,166 My sister might show up. 1052 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:07,208 - Oh. - Yeah. 1053 00:48:07,291 --> 00:48:09,375 I'll have to be Maria Inez for the night. 1054 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:11,625 But I would be lying to Suellen Glória. 1055 00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:13,375 You're super sweet! 1056 00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:16,666 It was so nice of you to bring this. 1057 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,583 This, uh... Yeah. This nice bush. 1058 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:22,375 Well, that plant is actually called an Aralia. 1059 00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:23,333 Oh! 1060 00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:25,791 I planted a male and a female. 1061 00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:29,041 They symbolize your love and your bond with each other. 1062 00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:33,875 Luiz, if you don't marry this Suellen girl, who's just glorious... 1063 00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:36,291 ...then I will! 1064 00:48:36,916 --> 00:48:39,958 Didn't you say you were married the night we met? 1065 00:48:40,041 --> 00:48:41,541 He died. 1066 00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:43,541 Samir is gone. 1067 00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:47,000 He left so much debt behind, you can say he fled the planet. 1068 00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:48,750 He isn't dead, he just escaped. 1069 00:48:48,833 --> 00:48:50,750 Luiz took me in. 1070 00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:53,500 Oh. I'm so sorry I brought it up. I didn't mean to... 1071 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:56,583 Don't worry. Tonight I'm gonna have a lot of fun! 1072 00:48:58,666 --> 00:49:00,750 Luiz here is the greatest chef. 1073 00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:02,916 Yeah. Now you can marry Luiz. 1074 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:05,875 I should tell you something. 1075 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,976 I don't usually get involved with someone for more than three... 1076 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,583 With whoever crosses his path. He's very selective. 1077 00:49:11,666 --> 00:49:14,916 But I can assure you, if there's a man to marry, that's Luiz. 1078 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,250 Maria Inez! 1079 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:19,375 Can you help me with this plate? Pretty please? 1080 00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:22,250 - I can help you too. - Leave it to Maria Inez. 1081 00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:23,875 Leave it to me, darling. 1082 00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:25,434 Gorgeous! 1083 00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:38,250 There's a very nice bed in there for you. 1084 00:49:38,333 --> 00:49:39,333 What? 1085 00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:42,000 Wait. I... I... I... I've gotta... gotta go. 1086 00:49:42,083 --> 00:49:43,267 - I really have to. - You sure? 1087 00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:46,333 - Come on! Sleep over, sweetheart! - Don't. 1088 00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:49,125 It's a nice day for you kids to have sex, okay? 1089 00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:50,250 Bedroom's in there. 1090 00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:53,083 - Uh, no. I've gotta get up early tomorrow. - No, no. 1091 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:55,375 - I'm going bike riding in the morning. - Come on. 1092 00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:57,750 You can ride here. Mmm. 1093 00:49:57,833 --> 00:49:58,958 Oops! 1094 00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:01,166 Bike path with speed bumps. 1095 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:04,291 Thank you so much, guys, but I really should go right now. 1096 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:05,916 But you're already here. 1097 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,083 Yeah. Bye. Nice to see you. 1098 00:50:08,166 --> 00:50:10,083 We'll have another chance. 1099 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:12,706 How many people must be having sex right now? 1100 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,208 About a million. 1101 00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:19,708 I researched it for my monologue. 1102 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,166 One million orgasms. 1103 00:50:22,708 --> 00:50:26,250 Uh, nope. 514,000. 1104 00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:31,208 Because 75% of men and 25% of women will reach climax. 1105 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:34,375 God, the things I learn from you, dude. 1106 00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:36,708 - I know. - You're out of this world. 1107 00:50:36,791 --> 00:50:38,500 You're totally out of this planet. 1108 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:44,458 I would like to announce to São Paulo... 1109 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:45,375 Hey, step away. 1110 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:48,833 ...that Luiz doesn't have to pay me from now on! 1111 00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:49,750 What'd you say? 1112 00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:50,958 That's all. 1113 00:50:51,041 --> 00:50:53,625 All right! I'm glad to know. 1114 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:54,916 I know you are. I know. 1115 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,625 In exchange, you're going to work as a chef at an event 1116 00:50:58,708 --> 00:50:59,916 where I'm going to perform. 1117 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,333 - No, no, no, no. No way. I won't do it. - Sorry. Too late, they're counting on you. 1118 00:51:03,416 --> 00:51:04,958 I've sold our "Better Half Pack." 1119 00:51:05,041 --> 00:51:07,625 - It's a bachelorette party. - Huh? 1120 00:51:08,541 --> 00:51:11,041 - This isn't going to work. I'm not a chef. - Stay still. 1121 00:51:11,125 --> 00:51:13,958 If you fake it long enough, you'll become one. 1122 00:51:14,041 --> 00:51:15,166 - Am I clear? - Yeah, yeah. 1123 00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:16,083 Hi there. 1124 00:51:16,166 --> 00:51:18,708 Chef Luiz Pereira, this is Paula, the bride. 1125 00:51:18,791 --> 00:51:19,875 Hi. 1126 00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:22,791 Have we met before? 1127 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:24,375 No. 1128 00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:27,791 'Cause, honestly, I would remember you if we had. 1129 00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:32,041 Excuse us, Chef. Let me show you the space I need to use. 1130 00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:34,083 - Soraya! - Hi. 1131 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:37,250 Let me introduce you. Chef, the bride's mother is here. 1132 00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:39,375 Where's he? He was right here. 1133 00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:41,958 - Oh, come on. - Have you seen this? 1134 00:51:42,041 --> 00:51:43,041 I'll follow you. 1135 00:51:43,541 --> 00:51:46,375 Um, so this will be my space? 1136 00:51:53,791 --> 00:51:56,708 - Luiz, where... What is it? - Why didn't you tell me? 1137 00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:58,166 A lot of my hookups are here. 1138 00:51:58,833 --> 00:52:00,583 - What? What do you mean? - Oh, no! 1139 00:52:00,666 --> 00:52:04,875 Catarina, Cecília, and Soraya, who actually happens to be the bride's mother! 1140 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:07,500 Okay. Don't you dare leave this kitchen! Don't move from here. 1141 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:14,125 Whenever you hear the word "but," some kinda crap is on the way. 1142 00:52:14,208 --> 00:52:16,041 - All the time. - Right? 1143 00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:20,916 "Oh baby, but I'm not like the other guys, you know?" 1144 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:21,916 "I have a mother." 1145 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,250 "I have a sister." What? 1146 00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:26,583 "I know how to listen to women." 1147 00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:28,625 As if... 1148 00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:32,416 As if it were some sort of special skill, you know? Right? 1149 00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:33,500 But women... 1150 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:36,208 women are like disembodied spirits. 1151 00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:38,958 They could strike at you all of a sudden. 1152 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,750 And women can easily find you! 1153 00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:43,041 They'll catch you! 1154 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:46,166 They'll find you behind the curtain! 1155 00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:47,875 Yes! 1156 00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,500 Hide quickly! 1157 00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:52,875 Luiz? 1158 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:54,458 Soraya! Uh... 1159 00:52:54,541 --> 00:52:57,250 No! I need to turn the stove off. 1160 00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,541 Chef, congrats. The starters are a hit. 1161 00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:01,166 Oh, sure. The starters. 1162 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,125 So we better keep them coming, right? 1163 00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:04,625 Nice! Let's do this. 1164 00:53:04,708 --> 00:53:05,791 You are such a... 1165 00:53:06,791 --> 00:53:10,083 You nearly destroyed my marriage! 1166 00:53:10,666 --> 00:53:11,666 Asshole! 1167 00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:14,125 - You're an idiot! Come here. - Calm down, Soraya. 1168 00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:18,916 I almost lost my stupid husband because of you! 1169 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,333 You son of a... What? Oh! 1170 00:53:21,416 --> 00:53:23,125 - Hey, hon! - What? 1171 00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:29,083 Oh, you should see your faces. Really, girls. 1172 00:53:29,166 --> 00:53:31,291 Paula, that face was priceless! 1173 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:35,250 Please, give it up for our chef and actor, and for the bride's mother, 1174 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:37,791 who was the star of our little prank for all of you. 1175 00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:39,291 Bravo! 1176 00:53:39,916 --> 00:53:43,083 And she didn't say anything. Thank you. 1177 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:44,708 It was a surprise, bimbo. 1178 00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:48,500 Featuring our actor, who was trained in Japan by Professor Shekillyou. 1179 00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:49,583 Get lost. Go, go. 1180 00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:54,000 Let's give it up for the bride's mother. She nailed it! 1181 00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:56,666 - What an actress! - Outstanding! 1182 00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:58,791 And a round of applause for our chef, 1183 00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:01,583 who's, sadly, not on the menu, not even for our single ladies. 1184 00:54:01,666 --> 00:54:03,625 Let's go back and talk about the problem with... 1185 00:54:04,916 --> 00:54:07,583 TUE 3 - SEPTEMBER BETTER HALF COMBO - 50TH ANNIVERSARY 1186 00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:10,083 How's the Béchamel? 1187 00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:12,208 Okay. 1188 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:13,666 Make sure the sauce is ready. 1189 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:14,833 Yes, Chef. 1190 00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:17,528 - Here you go. - Thank you. 1191 00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:23,458 What? 1192 00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:24,791 No way, dude. 1193 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:27,625 Your sister isn't here. You're paranoid. 1194 00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:28,833 That's what you think. 1195 00:54:28,916 --> 00:54:31,666 She's cunning. That's what she is. 1196 00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:34,666 Listen, you have to go out. Go out and try to have some fun. 1197 00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:36,000 Forget about Maria Inez. 1198 00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:38,416 I spent the money I had left on pots and pans. 1199 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:40,833 - Uh... - Mom's cut off my allowance. 1200 00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:43,750 Her disease must have made her forget it. 1201 00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:46,083 - No. It was me, actually. - What did you do? 1202 00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:49,291 I told her her allowance wasn't needed. You were earning your own money now. 1203 00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:50,541 Why would you do that, Lina? 1204 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,750 Oh, you should've seen her. She looked so happy. 1205 00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:55,375 I can lend you some money if you need it. Okay? How much? 1206 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:57,250 How would you lend me anything? 1207 00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:59,958 We're paid equally, and you spend twice as much. 1208 00:55:00,041 --> 00:55:01,583 What's left to lend, huh? 1209 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,750 I wasn't aware we were married for real. 1210 00:55:04,875 --> 00:55:07,375 - Wait a minute. - You should've told me. 1211 00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:08,458 Wait. 1212 00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:09,833 Oh my God. 1213 00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:15,500 Let's go, Luiz. I'm taking you out tonight. 1214 00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,101 - It's sister-free, I promise. - Where? 1215 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:19,041 Hey, over here. You've lost it, huh? 1216 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,916 Maria Inez! Gotcha! 1217 00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:34,708 Hey there! 1218 00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:36,250 This party's for actors. 1219 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,875 And with the masks, we can flirt with everyone. 1220 00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:41,625 You're able to do that? What about your abstinence? 1221 00:55:41,708 --> 00:55:43,583 I'm more than ready, my love. 1222 00:55:43,666 --> 00:55:45,833 I think it's time to get some action, right? 1223 00:55:46,416 --> 00:55:48,166 - You're a monster. - Let's hit the bar. 1224 00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:51,291 Hey! How are you? 1225 00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:58,333 I wanna go dance, and I want it right now! 1226 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,416 What's up? 1227 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:13,833 Whoo! 1228 00:56:24,208 --> 00:56:25,208 Hey. 1229 00:56:26,541 --> 00:56:28,708 Wow! Hey! 1230 00:56:53,791 --> 00:56:55,916 - Oh God, this... - Hey, give it back. Give it. 1231 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 - Let me try, let me try. - No, no, no. 1232 00:56:58,083 --> 00:56:59,208 Are you okay, man? 1233 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:03,125 So they put a ladder in the middle of the catwalk. 1234 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,541 Can you imagine? 1235 00:57:04,625 --> 00:57:06,708 How could I climb it in those heels? 1236 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:10,333 They were so uncomfortable. I had to pretend as if I was part of the... 1237 00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:14,000 Hello. 1238 00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:19,041 - I don't have a problem with dating. - That's all you ever talk about. 1239 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:20,958 The thing is, I don't let it happen. 1240 00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:23,750 I get out before problems start. I'm out before the problem exists. 1241 00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:25,250 But you create a problem. 1242 00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:27,093 - You build up a situation. - No. Not at all. 1243 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:28,583 I don't create a problem. 1244 00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:30,142 - I run from them. - That's impossible. 1245 00:57:30,166 --> 00:57:32,791 You are one of those guys that's always causing trouble. 1246 00:57:32,875 --> 00:57:34,875 Yeah, we were... 1247 00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:39,958 I'm a different guy, you know? 1248 00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:41,392 - I never liked women. - Oh. 1249 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,536 I'm decent guy. I'm just different. That's all. 1250 00:57:43,583 --> 00:57:46,250 Well, you can't confuse your flaws with the truth. 1251 00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:49,166 - As written by my girl Clarice Lispector. - So what is my flaw? 1252 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:51,125 Is it that I don't wanna be crazy in love 1253 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,625 and do what my father did, abandon his wife and children? 1254 00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:54,583 Is that a flaw? 1255 00:57:54,666 --> 00:57:56,750 - Can I be honest? Do you wanna hear it? - Go ahead. 1256 00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:59,416 All that denial is pushing you very close to what your dad did. 1257 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,791 Please, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1258 00:58:02,333 --> 00:58:05,041 It's settled. I won't let passion rule my life. No, no. 1259 00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:08,791 - Everybody's lives are led by love. - Not my life. No, no, no. 1260 00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:12,083 Whether finding it or running from it, it's all about love. 1261 00:58:12,166 --> 00:58:13,166 Not my life. 1262 00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:17,916 It's been three months since we met. 1263 00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:21,041 - Right. - You know what that means? 1264 00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:22,125 Huh? 1265 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:23,750 No? 1266 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:25,583 We'd be starting the passion phase. 1267 00:58:25,666 --> 00:58:27,625 - The second phase of love. - Yeah. 1268 00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:30,583 - With all that baby talk. "My sunshine." - Baby talk, huh? 1269 00:58:30,666 --> 00:58:33,083 - "Listen up, pumpkin." - "Are you my baby pumpkin?" 1270 00:58:33,166 --> 00:58:34,833 "I can't imagine my life without you." 1271 00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,791 "Oh, you're so beautiful to me." 1272 00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:38,208 That's so lame! 1273 00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,666 My mom's got three months to live. 1274 00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:44,958 Her time is almost up. 1275 00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:47,625 So is ours, man. 1276 00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:49,916 Thank goodness! 1277 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,916 I mean, not that she's gonna die, but we'll finally be free of each other. 1278 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,583 - You're right. We'll go our separate ways. - Yeah! 1279 00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:58,250 Three months already. 1280 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:01,416 - Yeah. That'll be great. - I can't wait. 1281 00:59:09,625 --> 00:59:11,083 I am very glad we met. 1282 00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,500 Yeah. 1283 00:59:17,666 --> 00:59:18,916 I'm very glad we met. 1284 00:59:20,041 --> 00:59:21,041 Hmm. 1285 00:59:24,083 --> 00:59:26,208 I'm so exhausted. I'm going to bed, dude. 1286 00:59:27,458 --> 00:59:28,791 I'll stay just a bit more. 1287 00:59:32,125 --> 00:59:34,708 Tomorrow I'll go with my mom. We'll have some lunch. 1288 00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:37,500 I think she's been avoiding me so I can't see her. 1289 00:59:37,583 --> 00:59:42,083 Yeah, well I guess she'll be different from what she used to be, don't you think? 1290 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:43,666 Bye. 1291 01:00:04,166 --> 01:00:05,166 Mom? 1292 01:00:05,541 --> 01:00:06,541 Mom? 1293 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:12,666 Mom! 1294 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,000 Mom! 1295 01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:24,583 Oh, baby. I dozed off, son. 1296 01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:27,541 How I've missed you. Oh, sweetheart! 1297 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,000 Oh, let me take a look at you. 1298 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,958 Are those for me? You brought flowers? 1299 01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:34,958 - Mmm. - Are you okay? 1300 01:00:35,041 --> 01:00:36,750 Better than ever, son. 1301 01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:39,000 Come on. Let's get some lunch. I'm starving. 1302 01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:41,333 I have to tell you. Ever since you left this house, 1303 01:00:41,416 --> 01:00:43,208 I haven't been near that stove. 1304 01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:44,875 Imagine that! 1305 01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:48,083 Why is that? You used to love cooking. 1306 01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:51,125 I hated cooking. All my life I've hated it. 1307 01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:54,166 I still don't know who you got that love for cooking from. 1308 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:57,958 But I'm so proud of you because my baby boy has become a great chef! 1309 01:01:00,083 --> 01:01:01,125 Let's eat. 1310 01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:03,791 Are we eating straight from these boxes? 1311 01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:08,041 Yes, but they're biodegradable. Throwing them away makes trees sprout. 1312 01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:09,541 My yoga friend told me that. 1313 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,333 Your yoga friend? 1314 01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:15,333 Uh-huh. I met her on the GeriaTrip, our vibrant group of senior girls. 1315 01:01:15,416 --> 01:01:19,125 We all hop in a van and go to the movies and a bar downtown. 1316 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:22,291 I've been wanting to tell you 1317 01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:24,291 that death 1318 01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:28,041 can be the greatest teacher for the living. 1319 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:30,000 Dr. Edmar told me that. 1320 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,416 I can see that. 1321 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:34,875 Poor man. He's a widower. He's so lonely. 1322 01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:37,375 So, we decided to include him in our group. 1323 01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:39,250 He's the only man among us. 1324 01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:41,583 Having a doctor around is the best idea. 1325 01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:42,750 It's great. 1326 01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:43,953 I arrived just a minute ago. 1327 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,800 He just gave me a ride home on his motorcycle. 1328 01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:47,958 Motorcycle? 1329 01:01:48,041 --> 01:01:50,416 He told me that he's pretty, pretty, pretty sure 1330 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:53,166 I'm still gonna be here on the fourth of January. 1331 01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:56,583 Mom, that's such great news! 1332 01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:59,083 - I'm so happy! - I'm so happy. 1333 01:01:59,166 --> 01:02:01,208 I'll be here for your wedding soon! 1334 01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:04,708 Mmm. 1335 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:06,333 - Eat. - Yeah. 1336 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:10,625 I broke all my rules, man. One by one. 1337 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:13,375 One by one. They're all just falling apart right in front of me. 1338 01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:15,916 - What are you whispering about? - Lower your voice! 1339 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,375 Maria Inez is not here. I'm worried about you. 1340 01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:22,333 Everything's so weird. My mom was about to die, you know? 1341 01:02:22,416 --> 01:02:25,875 And then she suddenly comes back like a phoenix from the ashes. 1342 01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:27,291 I'm engaged to an actress. 1343 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:28,833 "Oh, yeah. That's so cool." 1344 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:31,958 I don't get laid in three months. "Hey, that's awesome too." 1345 01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:33,416 I don't know why you're worried. 1346 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:36,291 Listen, bro. Just grab a girl, drive up to the hills... 1347 01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:38,875 bro, just camp over there for a week and come back. 1348 01:02:38,958 --> 01:02:41,375 - My sister won't let me. - Listen to yourself! 1349 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:43,291 It's so far away, she won't even bother. 1350 01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:45,666 My mother-in-law hated it, thank goodness. 1351 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:46,833 Fine. Where is it? 1352 01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:48,291 It's beautiful up there. 1353 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:50,291 It's a two-hour drive. Check it. 1354 01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:53,733 - You could set up a tent, light a fire. - It does look nice. 1355 01:02:56,166 --> 01:02:57,166 Hey there! 1356 01:02:57,708 --> 01:02:58,708 - Hey. - What's that? 1357 01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:00,500 Going camping? 1358 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:02,958 So Nestor gave me an idea. 1359 01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:07,208 He got me thinking. He might be right, you know? 1360 01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:10,750 I've come to realize that I need some time off from myself, you know? 1361 01:03:10,833 --> 01:03:11,708 To clear my mind. 1362 01:03:11,791 --> 01:03:13,500 So, I'm taking a romantic trip. 1363 01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:15,083 I'll go camping in the hills. 1364 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:16,166 Wanna come? 1365 01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:18,668 On the romantic trip? 1366 01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:20,875 Yeah. I know it may sound a little weird, 1367 01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:24,750 but this whole situation, all this stuff about the fake wedding, 1368 01:03:24,833 --> 01:03:26,750 it's been changing my mind, Lina. 1369 01:03:27,875 --> 01:03:31,125 And I think I might be considering the possibility... 1370 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,500 of having a real relationship. 1371 01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:36,833 Right. So, uh... 1372 01:03:36,916 --> 01:03:38,875 And I've got Suellen Glória, you know? 1373 01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:41,416 She's pretty, yeah? And kind, and very smart. 1374 01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:43,458 So, I asked her. 1375 01:03:43,541 --> 01:03:48,375 Uh, so Suellen Glória. And you want me to come along? 1376 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,541 Yeah. You have to come. You have to be there with me. 1377 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:53,208 Maria Inez will suspect us if you stayed behind. 1378 01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:56,000 Plus, my mom would like to see some pictures of us in the woods. 1379 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,833 Together in the forest. That's so romantic, you know? 1380 01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:01,833 And how are you gonna justify my presence to Suellen Glória? 1381 01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:06,125 I'm so sorry to break you apart, 1382 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:08,291 but I get nauseous in the back. 1383 01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:10,208 - Relax. It's fine. - "Nauseous". 1384 01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:13,541 This'll be good for you to get this whole husband thing out of your head. 1385 01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:16,166 - Yeah. It'll pass, it'll pass. - I'm glad you're here. 1386 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,875 Sure. 1387 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:39,333 Hey, you know this one? 1388 01:04:39,416 --> 01:04:41,136 - Hit it. Hit it! - Let's see. 1389 01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:44,625 - ♪ If you need to build a dam ♪ - ♪ ...to build a dam ♪ 1390 01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:48,208 - ♪ I've got... ♪ - ♪ I've got a beaver ♪ 1391 01:04:48,291 --> 01:04:51,041 ♪ If you need to build a dam ♪ 1392 01:04:51,125 --> 01:04:53,333 - ♪ I've got... ♪ - ♪ I've got the wood ♪ 1393 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,541 How do you even know that song? 1394 01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:58,958 How do you? It's so ridiculous. 1395 01:04:59,041 --> 01:05:01,392 - It's so ridiculous. I can't believe you. - I love it. 1396 01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:05,708 - It's here, right? - Yeah. Looks like it. 1397 01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:06,708 So we've arrived. 1398 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,458 Are you sure I'm not the third wheel here? 1399 01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:15,375 Of course, not. 1400 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:17,791 I actually feel more comfortable with you here. 1401 01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:21,000 I've never taken a girl on a romantic trip, you know? 1402 01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:22,666 And now you're taking two. 1403 01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:23,875 No, you don't count. 1404 01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:30,595 You gotta see if she's got substance. 1405 01:05:31,208 --> 01:05:34,125 Well, she's classy, she's a doctor, she's got a Law degree, 1406 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:37,333 tennis state champion, polyglot, and doesn't drink alcohol. 1407 01:05:37,416 --> 01:05:38,541 What else do you want? 1408 01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:40,416 And on the inside? 1409 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:43,416 Her kidneys, her gallbladder, some deep resentment? 1410 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,291 Come on. You've gotta be kidding, Lina. 1411 01:05:50,791 --> 01:05:52,583 You just don't see it, do you? 1412 01:05:52,666 --> 01:05:55,750 That you've become the cheesy, romantic type you've always criticized. 1413 01:05:55,833 --> 01:05:57,458 - I'm not. Of course, I'm not. - You are. 1414 01:05:57,541 --> 01:05:58,708 Just look at you. 1415 01:05:58,791 --> 01:06:00,541 You think I'm in love with Suellen Glória? 1416 01:06:00,625 --> 01:06:02,208 Whatever. Let me close it. Go, go. 1417 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:03,458 Let me close it. Move. 1418 01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:06,083 - For God's sake... - You think so? 1419 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,000 - What? - Come here. 1420 01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:11,291 - Come here. Let's put this on. - Coming. 1421 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:15,625 You too, Maria Inez. This place is full of mosquitoes. I made it. 1422 01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,583 Oh? You made it? 1423 01:06:17,666 --> 01:06:19,791 Yeah. It's totally organic. Here. 1424 01:06:20,291 --> 01:06:21,875 "Totally organic." 1425 01:06:27,166 --> 01:06:28,166 Be careful here. 1426 01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:29,875 Thanks. 1427 01:06:30,541 --> 01:06:32,861 - Let me carry that for you. - Oh, thanks. 1428 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:39,333 Oh, we're surrounded by all this nature! 1429 01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:40,916 And look! There's a lake, too. 1430 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:47,083 You should be careful with the ants. 1431 01:06:47,166 --> 01:06:48,291 I don't... 1432 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:49,458 Oh no. 1433 01:06:54,333 --> 01:06:56,125 Be careful around that fire. 1434 01:06:56,958 --> 01:06:58,583 - Good job! - Hey! 1435 01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:00,208 It looks great! 1436 01:07:00,291 --> 01:07:01,500 Well done. 1437 01:07:01,583 --> 01:07:03,833 - I love it. Uh-huh. - Looks nice, right? 1438 01:07:03,916 --> 01:07:05,875 You nailed it. Good job. 1439 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:11,750 Oh no, no, no. 1440 01:07:12,375 --> 01:07:14,708 - It's late. Here we go. Let's get inside. - Oh! 1441 01:07:14,791 --> 01:07:16,750 Come on. We need some much-needed rest. 1442 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,708 - Mmm. Let's go. - Right now? 1443 01:07:18,791 --> 01:07:20,916 - Yeah, yeah. - But we just got here. 1444 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,400 - In there. Get in there. - Ouch. 1445 01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:25,750 I'm so sorry. 1446 01:08:08,166 --> 01:08:10,458 It's probably just a hawk. Come here. 1447 01:08:10,541 --> 01:08:11,750 It's okay. Ignore it. 1448 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:18,750 That is not just a hawk. It sounds like a wild pig. 1449 01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:19,833 Yeah, I know. 1450 01:08:22,541 --> 01:08:23,750 Don't startle me! 1451 01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:28,791 - Listen! - No! 1452 01:08:34,833 --> 01:08:37,041 - I'm going outside. - What? No, no! 1453 01:08:37,125 --> 01:08:38,500 Are you nuts? Luiz! 1454 01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:43,166 - I'm going. - Stay here. Don't leave me alone. 1455 01:08:59,916 --> 01:09:02,958 - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - Ugh! No, no, no, no! 1456 01:09:03,041 --> 01:09:05,281 I swear I wouldn't do this if it wasn't an urgent matter. 1457 01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:08,333 - What do you want? Now what? - I have a bad feeling about Mom. 1458 01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:10,750 Will you come with me to pray? 1459 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:12,375 No! Get out of here! Leave us! Go! 1460 01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:15,416 - Luiz, she's just lost her husband. - I just lost my husband. 1461 01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:17,708 - Luiz. - I'm sorry, babe. 1462 01:09:18,708 --> 01:09:22,166 Sorry about that, but we need to take pictures for your mom. 1463 01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:24,625 Right now? When I was about to get laid? 1464 01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:26,541 - The night was so weird. - Really? 1465 01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:28,000 I think I hibernated. 1466 01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,500 Like a bear, actually. 1467 01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:34,000 The lake will be a nice setting. But my phone's almost dead. 1468 01:09:37,333 --> 01:09:38,583 I like it here. 1469 01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:45,000 Oh. 1470 01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:47,333 God, I can't believe this. 1471 01:09:47,416 --> 01:09:48,666 They're so weird. 1472 01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:05,041 MARIA INEZ ACCEPT 1473 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,500 Hey, Maria Inez. 1474 01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:14,625 Lina? 1475 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:17,291 Lina? No. This is Suellen Glória. 1476 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:20,291 Suellen Glória? 1477 01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,500 Yeah. Uh, Luiz's girlfriend. 1478 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:28,250 This is Maria Inez, right? Luiz's sister? 1479 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,916 Yes. I am Maria Inez! 1480 01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:33,083 And you're being played just like the rest of us. 1481 01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,541 Mmm. 1482 01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,083 - They look good. - I know. 1483 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,500 - It was here, right? - What? 1484 01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:13,291 What the... 1485 01:11:13,791 --> 01:11:16,750 - You think we got the wrong camp? - No, no! Uh... 1486 01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:18,333 The campfire was... 1487 01:11:20,541 --> 01:11:23,333 - Hey, Suellen Glória! - What's that over there? 1488 01:11:26,666 --> 01:11:28,000 - Let me see. - What is this? 1489 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:29,833 Doctor's handwriting. 1490 01:11:29,916 --> 01:11:31,666 Ugh. It's a freaking ECG. 1491 01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:33,791 Forget it. We can't read this. I have no idea. 1492 01:11:33,875 --> 01:11:35,166 Suellen Glória! 1493 01:11:37,666 --> 01:11:39,041 Where the hell is my car? 1494 01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:43,291 - My phone is dead. Where's your phone? - Dammit! 1495 01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:46,083 Damn! 1496 01:11:46,166 --> 01:11:48,375 I left my phone in the freaking tent. 1497 01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:49,625 Man! 1498 01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:56,625 I do feel butterflies in my stomach. 1499 01:11:58,541 --> 01:12:00,666 But if I were in love with Suellen Glória, 1500 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,500 I'd be sad that she left me here. 1501 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:04,041 But I'm not sad at all. 1502 01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:07,791 Yeah. Yeah, I think so 1503 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:11,208 I don't think I would know if it's real, though. 1504 01:12:11,291 --> 01:12:13,791 How wouldn't you? You've had lots of relationships. 1505 01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:15,833 If you don't know, then who does, man? 1506 01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:17,916 All of my husbands were fake. 1507 01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:20,291 But if we talk about my real life, 1508 01:12:21,083 --> 01:12:22,291 I've had few boyfriends. 1509 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:25,000 Then how do you know all that stuff about relationships? 1510 01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:27,875 Thanks to books, movies, and, of course, plays. 1511 01:12:28,458 --> 01:12:31,208 So everything you know is only in theory, apparently. 1512 01:12:31,791 --> 01:12:33,583 What's love like in real life? 1513 01:12:33,666 --> 01:12:35,791 I mean, in practice. A true love, you know? 1514 01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:40,541 In practice, love is two "solitudes" that protect and accept each other. 1515 01:12:41,041 --> 01:12:42,333 - You cold? - Mmm. 1516 01:12:42,416 --> 01:12:43,250 Thanks. 1517 01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:46,000 A friend of mine said that. Rainer Maria Rilke. 1518 01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:47,883 You really don't have any real friends, right? 1519 01:12:50,125 --> 01:12:51,875 You. Aren't you my friend? 1520 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:53,791 I think you are. 1521 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,000 It's really cold. 1522 01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:03,333 It's really nice. 1523 01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:05,250 Your family's so close and big. 1524 01:13:06,041 --> 01:13:07,750 Everyone together. 1525 01:13:08,791 --> 01:13:10,375 I've always been lonely. 1526 01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:13,208 I've been pretty lonely too. 1527 01:13:13,875 --> 01:13:15,166 I've felt lonely. 1528 01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:16,875 Different than everyone. 1529 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:25,041 Now, for the first time, I feel like I have a real partner. 1530 01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:27,500 Someone like me. 1531 01:13:29,166 --> 01:13:31,541 You should let women get to know you up close. 1532 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:34,458 They'd see you're prettier than from afar. 1533 01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:37,416 And, from afar, you're... Holy fuck! 1534 01:13:43,708 --> 01:13:45,416 Lina, you captivate me. 1535 01:13:58,291 --> 01:14:00,208 We're great together, aren't we? 1536 01:14:00,291 --> 01:14:01,583 Yeah. 1537 01:14:01,666 --> 01:14:03,500 The world can't get enough of us. 1538 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:06,458 - And who said that phrase? - A friend of mine. 1539 01:14:06,541 --> 01:14:08,291 - Really? Homer? - Yeah. Homer. 1540 01:14:08,791 --> 01:14:10,041 Homer Simpson. 1541 01:14:10,125 --> 01:14:10,958 No. 1542 01:14:11,041 --> 01:14:13,125 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1543 01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:15,833 - Huh? - Pathetic. 1544 01:14:17,291 --> 01:14:19,166 "Pathetic." 1545 01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:36,875 - That's my car. - Is that your car? 1546 01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:41,333 What happened to it? 1547 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:45,833 JERKS 1548 01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:48,958 - It's open. - Hey. Our stuff is all in there. 1549 01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:52,458 - Here's my phone. - What? 1550 01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:58,625 - Huh. - Can you read it? 1551 01:14:58,708 --> 01:15:00,125 I think I see an "E". 1552 01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:03,583 There's the key. 1553 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,791 I did the best I could with what you had in the fridge. 1554 01:15:06,875 --> 01:15:08,500 What are we having? 1555 01:15:08,583 --> 01:15:10,833 - Penne with nuts. - I'll have two. 1556 01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:12,208 Two what? 1557 01:15:12,291 --> 01:15:13,416 Two nuts. 1558 01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,291 Just kidding, chef. It's a bad joke. 1559 01:15:18,958 --> 01:15:21,500 ...two big servings of solitude. 1560 01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:22,666 I have myself, 1561 01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:25,666 you have yourself, and we have one another. 1562 01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:28,125 Yes. 1563 01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:29,500 You're amazing! 1564 01:15:31,291 --> 01:15:34,000 Lina, your Better Half Pack is so good. 1565 01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:36,003 - I know, right? It is wonderful. - Yeah. 1566 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:38,916 The finger food, also known as street food with a little oomph. 1567 01:15:40,375 --> 01:15:43,333 Imagined by our recently-divorced Ju, 1568 01:15:43,416 --> 01:15:47,166 and developed by our chef Luiz Pereira, who's killing it! 1569 01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:57,458 You're on fire. 1570 01:15:59,041 --> 01:16:01,500 - Love that dress. - Yeah. We'll get two. 1571 01:16:04,416 --> 01:16:06,000 I'm going to change real quick. 1572 01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:10,375 DECEMBER 1573 01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:11,791 FRI 9 ENGAGEMENT DINNER 1574 01:16:11,875 --> 01:16:13,208 WED 14 29TH ANNIVERSARY 1575 01:16:13,291 --> 01:16:15,375 TUE 20 ANNUAL PEREIRA FAMILY REUNION 1576 01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:20,000 They're here. 1577 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:22,333 Oh. Finally, my son is here! 1578 01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:23,791 - My dear babies. - Mom! 1579 01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:25,726 - My dear, you made it. - You look so beautiful! 1580 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,791 You look so 1581 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:28,708 full of life. 1582 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:30,541 The doctors are impressed. 1583 01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:34,041 They're saying I'm a curious case, you know, like Benjamin Button. 1584 01:16:35,125 --> 01:16:36,666 I'm only getting younger. Right, Ed? 1585 01:16:36,750 --> 01:16:38,791 Yes. I can confirm it's true, kids. 1586 01:16:38,875 --> 01:16:40,083 We're witnessing a miracle. 1587 01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:41,375 Mmm. 1588 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,708 I need a drink. 1589 01:16:44,291 --> 01:16:45,416 Enjoy yourselves. 1590 01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:48,428 - Let me fix that. - How do I look, Carlota? 1591 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,041 You look amazing. I love it. 1592 01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,765 - She seems happy. - I know. 1593 01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:53,625 Hey. 1594 01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:57,125 Listen. Do you also think Valdete's had plastic surgery? 1595 01:16:57,208 --> 01:17:00,041 I think her eyes look a little puffy and slanted. 1596 01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:01,916 What's the big deal, Maria Inez? 1597 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,208 Oh, see? You killed the conversation again. 1598 01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:06,416 - Why? - You keep talking about people's lives. 1599 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,708 Oh, sure. I forgot your life is so interesting. 1600 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:11,083 Your attention, please! Good evening, Pereiras! 1601 01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:17,541 I'm here to present to you the moment you've all have been waiting for. 1602 01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:20,666 And I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about. 1603 01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:22,541 Our dance contest! 1604 01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:24,541 The dance contest! 1605 01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:29,583 They've won this contest for the last 21 years in-a-row. 1606 01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:32,833 Let's give it up for Maria Inez and Samir. 1607 01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:39,000 The next couple in our contest is Maria Eugênia and Tonico. 1608 01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:40,083 Come on, honey. 1609 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:43,541 Valdete and Carlos, come up on stage. 1610 01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:51,916 And making their debut in our contest, let's hear it for Luiz Pereira and Lina! 1611 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:55,416 Let's give it up for our contestants. 1612 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:56,625 - Come up! - Yeah! 1613 01:17:56,708 --> 01:17:57,708 Let's begin! 1614 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,583 Luiz, you know you can't beat me. 1615 01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:03,250 I'm just like Madonna. You don't have what it takes. 1616 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:05,375 Shut up, Maria Inez. I'm a better dancer than you. 1617 01:18:05,458 --> 01:18:07,000 Is everyone ready? Hit it! 1618 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:17,125 Oh, jeez! 1619 01:18:22,083 --> 01:18:23,333 Oh my God! 1620 01:18:24,625 --> 01:18:25,791 So this is it. 1621 01:18:25,875 --> 01:18:28,500 Looks like we have our finalists on stage. 1622 01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:32,708 And we're all ready for them to dance the last song in the contest. 1623 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:33,875 DJ! 1624 01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:37,333 Oh, uh... 1625 01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:41,750 Uh... 1626 01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:04,291 Oh! 1627 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,625 Oh! 1628 01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:27,833 That was quite a show! 1629 01:19:28,875 --> 01:19:31,250 Let's hear it for our finalists. 1630 01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:33,250 I'll say the name of the couple 1631 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,125 and you applaud according to the one you like the most. 1632 01:19:36,208 --> 01:19:38,416 Maria Inez and Samir! 1633 01:19:40,250 --> 01:19:42,916 Luiz Pereira and Lina! 1634 01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:48,083 It's ours! It's ours! 1635 01:19:48,666 --> 01:19:49,666 I love you! 1636 01:19:52,166 --> 01:19:53,166 Yeah! 1637 01:19:53,583 --> 01:19:55,083 - Go! - What? I'm sorry. 1638 01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:56,166 Okay, okay. 1639 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:59,958 So tonight's champions are our dear Luiz and Lina! 1640 01:20:00,041 --> 01:20:01,666 Yay! 1641 01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:03,500 Move, move. I got it. 1642 01:20:06,625 --> 01:20:08,500 This is weird. Everybody's looking at us. 1643 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:10,166 Use our secret word. 1644 01:20:10,916 --> 01:20:11,958 "Smooch"? 1645 01:20:16,625 --> 01:20:19,541 Congratulations, Luiz and Lina. 1646 01:20:19,625 --> 01:20:22,958 I have a little surprise for the lovebirds. 1647 01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,125 And for all of you. 1648 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:26,500 Our special guest for tonight has arrived. 1649 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,416 Suellen Glória. 1650 01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:32,125 The one and only Luiz's real girlfriend. 1651 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:34,500 Hey, everyone. 1652 01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:37,833 I'm at a spiritual retreat because I'm very... 1653 01:20:38,583 --> 01:20:40,833 very upset about what happened. 1654 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:43,291 But I can only really heal if I heal you too. 1655 01:20:43,375 --> 01:20:44,958 Yeah, poor girl. Get to the point! 1656 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:47,250 And the truth is that Luiz and Lina... 1657 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:48,958 ...tried to... pretending that... 1658 01:20:49,041 --> 01:20:51,083 I believed them, but... 1659 01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:53,017 - ...sister, and they were... - It keeps freezing! 1660 01:20:53,041 --> 01:20:54,958 Luiz and Lina really are... 1661 01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:58,583 That's it, everyone. Namaste. 1662 01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:01,208 "Namaste"? You didn't say it! 1663 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:03,333 What's all that, Maria Inez? 1664 01:21:03,416 --> 01:21:06,583 She can prove this couple is nothing! They're both frauds! 1665 01:21:20,791 --> 01:21:22,125 Maria Inez is telling the truth. 1666 01:21:24,625 --> 01:21:26,833 I'm in a relationship with Suellen Glória. 1667 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,375 And yeah, it's a real thing. 1668 01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:32,291 And I hired Lina to be my fake wife. 1669 01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:35,125 I paid her to be my fiancée. 1670 01:21:35,208 --> 01:21:36,708 My engagement is 1671 01:21:37,791 --> 01:21:39,041 actually a fraud. 1672 01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:45,916 But if I have to be honest... 1673 01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:52,916 We played around with love so much that... 1674 01:21:57,416 --> 01:21:58,416 I fell in love. 1675 01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:04,750 Mom, I told you Luiz was nothing but a liar. 1676 01:22:06,416 --> 01:22:08,541 I... I've known it all along. 1677 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:12,750 What? 1678 01:22:14,416 --> 01:22:16,750 Please, don't... please, don't say it. 1679 01:22:19,750 --> 01:22:20,958 Actually, 1680 01:22:22,375 --> 01:22:25,041 I'm the one who's been paying for Lina's services. 1681 01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:40,333 Perhaps the secret ingredient of the best love stories is 1682 01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:44,125 two big servings of solitude. 1683 01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:46,208 A woman outside wants to talk to you. 1684 01:22:46,291 --> 01:22:48,208 - A woman? Are you kidding? - No. 1685 01:22:48,708 --> 01:22:49,708 Who? 1686 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:54,458 Your mother-in-law. 1687 01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:03,625 I can lend you some money if you need it, okay. How much? 1688 01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:06,250 How would you lend me anything? We're paid equally. 1689 01:23:06,333 --> 01:23:08,541 And you spend twice as much. What's left to lend, huh? 1690 01:23:08,625 --> 01:23:10,250 And you have nothing to tell me? 1691 01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:12,125 - What do you mean? - You're acting weird. 1692 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,000 What? 1693 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,333 So that's why you did this for me? 1694 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:20,208 Just for money? 1695 01:23:20,916 --> 01:23:22,708 You're nothing but a huge liar. 1696 01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:26,000 You're right. I am a liar. 1697 01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:28,250 But even though I've lied, 1698 01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:32,791 I began to get really confused about this job 1699 01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:35,625 and about all these things that I was feeling 1700 01:23:36,625 --> 01:23:38,083 for you, Luiz. 1701 01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:44,375 I found out this was my most difficult role. 1702 01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:47,541 To be myself with you. 1703 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,750 I hope you find luck in your life. 1704 01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:06,000 Here you go. 1705 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:07,833 You'll sleep here. 1706 01:24:07,916 --> 01:24:11,083 And whatever you need, don't forget mi casa es su casa. 1707 01:24:11,166 --> 01:24:12,541 Thanks so much, bro. 1708 01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:14,625 Here. Some clothes for you. 1709 01:24:16,041 --> 01:24:17,083 I'm with you. 1710 01:24:32,041 --> 01:24:33,041 Hey there, champ. 1711 01:24:34,375 --> 01:24:35,250 There's no openings. 1712 01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:37,791 You know, man? We should have a kitchen here, huh? 1713 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:40,041 That'd be really complicated, dude. 1714 01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:42,458 It's so cramped here, and there's the other partners too. 1715 01:24:43,041 --> 01:24:44,875 Keep looking, you'll find something. 1716 01:24:44,958 --> 01:24:46,041 Just keep looking. 1717 01:24:52,708 --> 01:24:53,958 - Hello. - What's up? 1718 01:24:54,041 --> 01:24:56,000 My name is Luiz. I'm here about the chef job. 1719 01:24:56,083 --> 01:24:58,625 It's been filled already. Sorry, but thanks. 1720 01:25:01,125 --> 01:25:06,000 KITCHEN ASSISTANT WANTED 1721 01:25:47,750 --> 01:25:50,625 Lina, I have to shut off the lights. 1722 01:25:57,125 --> 01:25:58,708 Just look what Carlota's doing to me. 1723 01:25:58,791 --> 01:26:01,083 My own mother played with me. 1724 01:26:01,166 --> 01:26:04,166 Listen. Ms. Carlota was overprotective with you. 1725 01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,833 - But, actually, she did something right. - What do you mean? 1726 01:26:06,916 --> 01:26:09,356 - Look at the man you've become. - Yeah, sure. I guess. 1727 01:26:09,416 --> 01:26:12,791 In six months, I've been a homemaker, even a chef. 1728 01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:14,375 Someone's loved one. 1729 01:26:14,875 --> 01:26:18,000 If what I had with Lina were actually real, today would be... 1730 01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:20,291 Phase three, real love. 1731 01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,083 Yeah. I know your rules. 1732 01:26:22,166 --> 01:26:23,958 I almost fell for the soul mate shit, dude. 1733 01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:27,250 Well, we keep trying to find the person we dream about, but 1734 01:26:28,833 --> 01:26:30,625 we should actually be looking for someone 1735 01:26:31,333 --> 01:26:33,666 who brings out the person we really wanna be in the end. 1736 01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:34,875 Brother, 1737 01:26:34,958 --> 01:26:39,208 what's keeping you from becoming the man of your own dreams? 1738 01:26:39,291 --> 01:26:40,666 Just go for it, man. 1739 01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:42,333 It's on you. 1740 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:48,291 Hey there! 1741 01:27:10,708 --> 01:27:12,125 So you talk to plants now? 1742 01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:14,208 Well, this one is special, right? 1743 01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:17,166 So, I'm thanking it, or whatever. 1744 01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:22,541 God, you're so funny, dude. 1745 01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:32,875 I... 1746 01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:40,041 I told her to stay here at the apartment for as long as she needed, but... 1747 01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:44,458 she decided to leave. 1748 01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:56,083 Did you lie about dying, Mom? 1749 01:27:56,166 --> 01:27:58,375 No, Luiz. Of course, not. 1750 01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:03,333 Uh, six months ago, my diagnosis was that I wouldn't make it this long. 1751 01:28:04,083 --> 01:28:05,625 But the thing is... 1752 01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:09,458 Ugh. Well, you left home and I don't know. 1753 01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:12,375 We went through a healing process. 1754 01:28:12,458 --> 01:28:14,708 I seemed to get better after every test. 1755 01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:16,583 So, your problem was actually me. 1756 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:21,541 Perhaps 1757 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:27,541 the secret ingredient of the best love stories is 1758 01:28:29,166 --> 01:28:31,291 two big servings of solitude. 1759 01:28:32,833 --> 01:28:34,083 I have myself, 1760 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,250 you have yourself, 1761 01:28:37,375 --> 01:28:38,958 and we have one another. 1762 01:28:47,416 --> 01:28:49,625 No, I'm mad at you. You went too far, Mom. 1763 01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:51,125 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1764 01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:52,416 Luiz. 1765 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:57,000 Do you have any idea how far I'd go just to see you happy? 1766 01:28:58,041 --> 01:28:59,666 You have no idea. 1767 01:29:03,916 --> 01:29:06,166 Why don't you spend the night with me? 1768 01:29:06,250 --> 01:29:09,708 We can watch a movie and have popcorn, just like in the old days. 1769 01:29:09,791 --> 01:29:10,625 Okay. 1770 01:29:10,708 --> 01:29:12,416 Oh, my! 1771 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:13,625 Popcorn! 1772 01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:14,708 Yay! 1773 01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:17,125 - Mmm. - What's she doing here? 1774 01:29:17,208 --> 01:29:18,375 Got divorced. 1775 01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:20,208 I live in your room now. 1776 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:24,208 Both of you, listen. I won't have you picking on each other. 1777 01:29:24,291 --> 01:29:25,750 You two should make amends. 1778 01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:30,083 - Let's watch the movie. - Yeah. Let's do that. 1779 01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:38,000 There's a traffic jam and service streets a blocked 1780 01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:40,750 between the Pinheiros and Tietê freeways. 1781 01:29:44,208 --> 01:29:46,583 The end, that's it. Cool. 1782 01:29:46,666 --> 01:29:48,250 Well, I'll switch to the news. 1783 01:29:49,083 --> 01:29:52,166 São Paulo has literally stopped. If you look over there, there isn't any... 1784 01:29:52,250 --> 01:29:54,583 That's how São Paulo has always been! 1785 01:29:54,666 --> 01:29:55,833 Always freaking chaos. 1786 01:29:56,416 --> 01:29:58,125 This traffic is held up. 1787 01:29:58,208 --> 01:30:01,375 - Hey! It's Lina! Look, it's Lina! - My career and my life are held up. 1788 01:30:01,458 --> 01:30:04,583 I'm trying to give up on everything, but I can't even do that. 1789 01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:07,041 It's unbelievable! All of Brazil should know it! 1790 01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:09,958 What are you waiting for, Luiz? 1791 01:30:10,041 --> 01:30:12,833 - Go find her. Find her! Just go! - Go, Luiz! What are you doing? 1792 01:30:13,333 --> 01:30:14,500 Come on, Luiz! 1793 01:30:16,250 --> 01:30:17,916 LINA CALLING... 1794 01:30:22,958 --> 01:30:24,000 Voicemail. 1795 01:30:24,083 --> 01:30:25,625 It's all jammed. Jeez! 1796 01:30:26,125 --> 01:30:27,708 NESTOR VIDEO CALL 1797 01:30:30,708 --> 01:30:32,291 Hey, Nestor. What's up, bro? 1798 01:30:32,875 --> 01:30:35,833 Bro, I can't believe it. I just saw Lina on TV a second ago. 1799 01:30:35,916 --> 01:30:37,708 I'm on my way, man. I'm gonna find her, okay? 1800 01:30:37,791 --> 01:30:39,625 You can't get there by car. It's all jammed. 1801 01:30:39,708 --> 01:30:42,392 You need to get there by running, or on a bike, or whatever it takes. 1802 01:30:42,416 --> 01:30:44,625 Bye, Nestor. There's no other way. I'm hanging up. 1803 01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:56,500 Help me out, bro. Can you give me a lift? 1804 01:30:57,625 --> 01:30:59,083 Oh, you're a lifesaver. 1805 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:04,208 Listen, sir. I give up. 1806 01:31:04,916 --> 01:31:07,291 - But we're too far. - It's fine. I'll just walk there. 1807 01:31:11,666 --> 01:31:12,666 Bro. 1808 01:31:13,583 --> 01:31:14,958 Thanks, man. I have no words. 1809 01:31:15,041 --> 01:31:16,041 Thank you, dude! 1810 01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:30,666 Could you open the trunk for me? 1811 01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:32,208 - And thank you, sir. - Sure. 1812 01:31:55,666 --> 01:31:58,125 - Miss, it's far, I can take you. - It's fine. 1813 01:31:58,625 --> 01:32:00,000 It's all the same around here. 1814 01:32:00,083 --> 01:32:03,333 Except for our outraged citizen, who's decided to walk out. 1815 01:32:03,416 --> 01:32:06,125 She'll have to walk ten kilometers to the airport, 1816 01:32:06,625 --> 01:32:08,791 but, apparently, she doesn't care about that. 1817 01:33:06,666 --> 01:33:07,666 Lina! 1818 01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:09,791 Lina! 1819 01:33:20,791 --> 01:33:21,958 Just marry me. 1820 01:33:23,083 --> 01:33:24,333 Have sex with me. 1821 01:33:24,416 --> 01:33:27,291 - Work with me. Do everything with me. - Yes. 1822 01:33:27,375 --> 01:33:28,375 Yes! 1823 01:33:40,416 --> 01:33:42,541 Hey. Check it out. Check it out. 1824 01:33:43,583 --> 01:33:45,458 Film them. Are you getting that, Robinson? 1825 01:34:08,333 --> 01:34:12,250 Today, we celebrate the union of Luiz Pereira and Maria Abigail Maia. 1826 01:34:12,958 --> 01:34:14,000 Maria Abigail? 1827 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:16,375 Yeah. Lina is my stage name. 1828 01:34:17,833 --> 01:34:19,333 One more Maria in my life. 1829 01:34:27,208 --> 01:34:29,291 This is my first exclusive contract. 1830 01:34:29,375 --> 01:34:30,208 Okay. 1831 01:34:39,666 --> 01:34:43,500 Carlotinha, you should be careful. Your heart is racing. 1832 01:34:43,583 --> 01:34:45,166 That's just because of you, Ed. 1833 01:34:45,833 --> 01:34:49,583 Man, get ready for the three phases of marriage, dawg. 1834 01:34:49,666 --> 01:34:51,791 Phase one, you're all in love. 1835 01:34:51,875 --> 01:34:54,625 - So it's happiness, right? - No. Illusion. 1836 01:34:54,708 --> 01:34:55,958 How's that? 1837 01:34:56,041 --> 01:34:58,208 Allan Kardec said that once in his book on... 1838 01:34:58,291 --> 01:35:00,791 - Allan Kardec, man? - I mean it. You should read it, dude. 1839 01:35:00,875 --> 01:35:02,515 Uh-uh. My aunt sent it to me on WhatsApp. 1840 01:35:03,083 --> 01:35:05,166 Whoo! Yeah! 1841 01:35:05,750 --> 01:35:06,750 I'm divorced. 1842 01:35:06,791 --> 01:35:09,916 So I've rebelled against the rules of society. 1843 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:12,625 - Who's the square now, huh? - You are, Maria Inez. 1844 01:35:12,708 --> 01:35:14,375 Everybody gets divorced. 1845 01:35:14,458 --> 01:35:16,125 Wanna go against society? 1846 01:35:16,208 --> 01:35:17,750 Get married and just stay married. 1847 01:35:17,833 --> 01:35:21,458 - Oh! Oh, you're so sweet. - I brought a drink, sweetie. My beautiful. 1848 01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:24,166 - Samir. - Yes? 1849 01:35:24,791 --> 01:35:26,291 - What are you doing? - Ah! 1850 01:35:26,375 --> 01:35:28,416 - Well, she invited me. - We're just hooking up. 1851 01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:30,416 He's my crush and my date. 1852 01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:32,375 After all, I am Maria Inez. 1853 01:35:32,458 --> 01:35:34,125 I'm unforgettable. 1854 01:35:34,750 --> 01:35:35,583 Let's go dance. 1855 01:35:35,666 --> 01:35:36,833 Hey! 1856 01:35:36,916 --> 01:35:38,708 Whoo! Yeah! 131514