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♪ HERE'S THE STORY ♪
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♪ OF A LOVELY LADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BRINGING UP
THREE VERY LOVELY GIRLS ♪
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♪ ALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF GOLD ♪
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♪ LIKE THEIR MOTHER ♪
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♪ THE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLS ♪
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♪ IT'S THE STORY OF
A MAN NAMED BRADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BUSY WITH
THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN ♪
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♪ THEY WERE FOUR MEN
LIVING ALL TOGETHER ♪
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♪ YET THEY WERE ALL ALONE ♪
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♪ TILL THE ONE DAY WHEN
THE LADY MET THIS FELLOW ♪
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♪ AND THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS
MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT THIS GROUP MUST
SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE ALL
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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HI, ALICE. HI, MOM.
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OH, GREG, YOU GOT IT! OH.
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YES. CAN YOU PUT IT ON FOR US?
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OH, NOT NOW. OH, PLEASE.
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YEAH, COME ON, GIVE
US A SNEAK PREVIEW.
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OH, OK.
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[doorbell rings]
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(Bobby) I'LL GET IT.
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OH, MY SON THE SCHOLAR!
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DO I LOOK OK?
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OH, ALICE, ISN'T HE HANDSOME?
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
FINISHING HIGH SCHOOL.
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SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY
HE WAS JUST STARTING.
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THE WAY I FIGURE MY AGE, IT WAS.
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YEAH, AND JUST THINK,
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4 MORE YEARS, HE'LL BE
GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE.
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IF I MAKE THE GRADES.
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OH, YOU'LL MAKE THE
GRADES, ALL RIGHT.
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YOU'RE SURE, HUH?
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SURE, 'CAUSE YOU'LL
HAVE THE INCENTIVE.
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IF YOU DON'T, WE'LL KILL YOU.
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IT CAME! IT CAME!
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IT FINALLY CAME!
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WHAT CAME? THIS PACKAGE.
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WHAT'S IN THIS PACKAGE IS
GONNA MAKE ME $1 MILLION.
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(Bobby) HOW ABOUT THAT?
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YOU WERE GOING TO
MAKE $1 MILLION FROM
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HAIR TONIC?
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[Greg laughing]
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IT'S NOT JUST HAIR TONIC.
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IT'S NEAT AND
NATURAL HAIR TONIC.
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IF YOU WANT TO LOOK
NEAT, THIS CAN'T BE BEAT.
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I NEVER HEARD OF IT. ME, EITHER.
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WELL, YOU CAN'T
BUY IT IN STORES.
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ONLY FROM US
INDEPENDENT DEALERS.
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BOBBY, HOW DO YOU PLAN
TO MAKE $1 MILLION FROM THIS?
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VERY SIMPLE.
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I BOUGHT EACH BOTTLE FOR $1.
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AND THE NEAT AND NATURAL COMPANY
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GUARANTEES THAT I CAN
SELL EACH ONE FOR $2.
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SO I SELL ALL 24
BOTTLES, I MAKE $24.
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I SELL A MILLION
BOTTLES, I MAKE $1 MILLION.
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I THINK HE'S BEEN USING
THAT STUFF ON HIS OWN HEAD
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AND IT WENT SOFT.
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BOBBY, HOW DID YOU GET
INVOLVED IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
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THESE THINGS ARE JUST
GIMMICKS TO GET YOUR MONEY.
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NOT THIS ONE.
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THERE WAS A BIG
AD IN MY MAGAZINE.
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[scoffing] GONNA MAKE $1
MILLION WITH THAT JUNK.
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BOY, IS HE DUMB.
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HE'S GOING INTO COLLEGE, HE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW A THING ABOUT BUSINESS.
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LISTEN, YOUNG MAN,
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I'M AFRAID THERE ARE A LOT OF
THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW YOURSELF.
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YOU'RE GONNA FIND
OUT THE HARD WAY
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THAT IT'S NOT ALL THAT
EASY MAKING $1 MILLION.
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I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS
GONNA BE EASY.
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I KNOW IT'S GONNA TAKE WEEKS
AND WEEKS OF HARD WORK.
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MAYBE EVEN MONTHS.
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LET'S SEE, 2 TIMES 12 IS 24.
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4 TIMES 12 IS 48.
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LET'S SEE NOW, 6
TIMES 12... 72. THANKS.
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CINDY, COULD YOU DO YOUR
HOMEWORK A LITTLE BIT MORE QUIETLY?
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I'M NOT DOING HOMEWORK.
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I'M FIGURING OUT HOW
MUCH MONEY I'M GONNA MAKE.
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DOING WHAT?
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GOING INTO BUSINESS.
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I'M GOING TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE LIKE BOBBY.
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I THINK THAT ONE MILLIONAIRE
IN THE FAMILY IS ENOUGH.
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[laughs]
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JUST, UH, HOW DO YOU PLAN
TO MAKE YOUR MILLIONS, CINDY?
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I GOT THE IDEA PASSING
MR. KIRBY'S PET SHOP.
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I'M GONNA RAISE RABBITS.
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[laughing]
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YOU'RE GONNA RAISE RABBITS?
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SURE. ON ACCOUNT
OF HOW THEY MULTIPLY.
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TAKES A LOT OF MULTIPLYING
TO MAKE A MILLION.
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WELL, LOOK, I START
WITH 2 RABBITS.
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THEY HAVE BABIES,
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AND THEIR BABIES HAVE BABIES
AND THEN THEIR BABIES HAVE BABIES...
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AND THEN THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT
COMES OVER AND CONDEMNS OUR HOUSE.
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OLIVER, TRY JUST ONE
BOTTLE OF THIS AMAZING TONIC
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AND YOU HAVE MY
PERSONAL GUARANTEE
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THAT EVERY GIRL AT SCHOOL
WILL FALL AT YOUR FEET.
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WELL, I WOULD,
EXCEPT FOR 2 THINGS.
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WHAT?
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NUMBER 1: I'M BUSTED.
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NUMBER 2: I'M TOO YOUNG
TO MESS WITH GIRLS.
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OH.
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WELL, IN THAT CASE, HOW'D
YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOME MONEY?
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WELL, SURE. HOW?
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BY GOING TO WORK FOR ME.
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SEE, NOW THAT I'M
GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE,
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE AN
ASSISTANT. ME, AN ASSISTANT MILLIONAIRE!
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WOW! HOW MUCH DO I GET PAID?
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WELL, NOT MUCH AT FIRST.
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HOW MUCH IS NOT MUCH?
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NOTHING.
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I CAN MAKE NOTHING
DOING NOTHING.
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WELL, LISTEN, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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SEE, FIRST YOU'D START
WITH ON-THE-JOB TRAINING.
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THEN YOU'D START MAKING MONEY.
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OK, IT'S A DEAL.
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HI, GREG.
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YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY
WORRIED ABOUT YOU. ME, TOO.
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UH, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
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YOUR APPEARANCE
FOR GRADUATION FRIDAY.
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OH?
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UH, ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?
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YEAH. YOUR UNRULY HAIR.
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I SEE. AND I SUPPOSE YOU
TWO HAVE THE ANSWER
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TO THE UNRULY
CONDITION OF MY HAIR?
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VERY POSSIBLE.
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THE ANSWER IS
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A BOTTLE OF NEAT AND
NATURAL HAIR TONIC.
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JUST WHAT I FIGURED.
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BUT I'M SORRY. I'M
NOT INTERESTED.
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I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE
TO GRADUATE UNRULY.
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(Bobby) BUT... BUT
GREG... NO, BUTS!
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I'M EVEN GIVING YOU THE FIRST
CRACK AT MY LIMITED SUPPLY.
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'CAUSE YOU'RE A RELATIVE.
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LET ME BE AMONG THE
FIRST TO SAY "GOODBYE."
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YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
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YEAH.
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HEY, MOM, LOOK WHAT I GOT.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD! ALICE...
RABBITS. THOSE ARE RABBITS.
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(Cindy) I NAMED THEM
ROMEO AND JULIET.
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I'M GONNA SELL THE BABIES
TO MR. KIRBY AT THE PET STORE
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FOR $1 EACH.
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DID MR. KIRBY SAY HE'D BUY THEM?
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NOT YET. BUT I'M SURE HE WILL,
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'CAUSE HE CAN SELL 'EM TO
OTHER PEOPLE FOR $3 EACH.
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HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?
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HE SOLD THESE TO ME FOR $3 EACH.
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I THINK IT'S MR. KIRBY THAT'S
GONNA BE THE MILLIONAIRE.
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CINDY, I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND
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THAT ROMEO AND JULIET ARE
GOING TO BE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
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DON'T WORRY, MOM.
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I'LL TAKE REALLY
GOOD CARE OF 'EM.
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I'LL KEEP 'EM RIGHT
UP IN MY ROOM.
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR 2 SISTERS?
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THEY CAN STAY, TOO.
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I WAS REFERRING TO
THE NOISE AND THE SMELL.
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DON'T WORRY. THE
RABBITS WILL GET USED TO IT.
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[laughing] OH, CINDY.
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I THINK IT WOULD BE A
LOT LESS COMPLICATED
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IF WE MOVE THE RABBITS
ONTO THE SERVICE PORCH.
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THAT'S EVEN A BETTER IDEA.
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DO YOU HEAR THAT?
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YOU'RE GOING TO GET FIRST
FLOOR ACCOMMODATIONS.
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NOW WATCH ME.
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PLAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO
MY EXPERT SALES TECHNIQUE
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AND LEARN.
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[doorbell ringing]
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MADAME, ARE YOU TIRED OF
YOUR HAIR BEING AN UNRULY MESS?
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DRY, BRITTLE...
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THAT'S NOT HARD TO LEARN.
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[doorbell ringing] HEY, BOBBY, THE
SIGN SAYS "NO PEDDLERS OR AGENTS."
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DOES THAT MEAN US?
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'COURSE NOT. WE'RE SALESMEN.
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YES? SIR, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO BUY...
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CAN'T YOU READ, KID?
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THE SIGN SAYS "NO
PEDDLERS NOR AGENTS."
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YEAH, BUT I'M A SALESMAN.
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A SALESMAN'S A
PEDDLER. NOW SCRAM. HEY!
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THEN, SIR, MAYBE YOU
COULD TALK TO OLIVER HERE.
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OH, YOU'RE NOT A
PEDDLER OR AGENT?
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UH, NO, SIR. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU?
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[laughing] I'M JUST
A LITTLE BOY.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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IT'S NOT WHAT WE WANT,
SIR. IT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
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A BOTTLE OF NEAT AND
NATURAL HAIR TONIC.
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IT KEEPS YOUR HAIR
WELL-GROOMED ALL DAY.
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I'M A NIGHT WATCHMAN.
I SLEEP ALL DAY.
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WELL, IT WORKS AT NIGHT, TOO.
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SORRY. I'M NOT INTERESTED.
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BUT, SIR!
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SIR, DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK
WELL-GROOMED FOR YOUR JOB?
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I TOLD YOU, I'M A
NIGHT WATCHMAN.
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WHO NEEDS TO LOOK
GOOD FOR A BURGLAR?
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WELL, IF THE BURGLAR SCARES YOU,
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THIS'LL KEEP YOUR HAIR
FROM STANDING ON END.
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NOT MY HAIR.
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NOW BYE.
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HI, HONEY. HOW GOES
THE MILLIONAIRE BUSINESS?
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AWFUL. I DIDN'T
MAKE A SINGLE SALE.
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WELL, AFTER ALL, IT'S
ONLY YOUR FIRST DAY.
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YEAH, AND IT'S ALSO MY LAST DAY.
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YOU DON'T MEAN YOU'RE QUITTING.
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YEAH. I'M A FAILURE.
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BOBBY, YOU STOP THAT.
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LISTEN, YOU KNOW
THERE'S AN OLD SAYING:
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"QUITTERS NEVER WIN,
AND WINNERS NEVER QUIT."
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YEAH. THAT'S CORNY, MOM.
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WELL, IT MAY BE CORNY,
BUT IT'S ALSO TRUE.
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LISTEN, HONEY, THE
GREAT ONES NEVER QUIT
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NO MATTER HOW ROUGH THINGS GET.
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NOW TAKE THOMAS
EDISON, FOR INSTANCE.
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DID HE QUIT? NO.
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HOW ABOUT THE WRIGHT
BROTHERS? DID THEY QUIT?
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NO. AND HOW ABOUT CARL MAHAKIAN?
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CARL MAHAKIAN?
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
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THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE HE QUIT.
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IT'S A JOKE.
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ANYWAY, I AM TRYING
TO PROVE A POINT.
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IF YOU REALLY
BELIEVE IN SOMETHING,
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IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO IT,
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YOU'VE GOTTA HANG IN THERE.
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BOY, I WISH I HAD AS MUCH
CONFIDENCE IN ME AS YOU DO.
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THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, MOM.
227
00:10:28,178 --> 00:10:30,878
WELL, IT'S A LITTLE BIG,
BUT YOU'LL GROW INTO IT.
228
00:10:30,947 --> 00:10:32,580
BOY, GIVING ME YOUR
LETTERMAN SWEATER.
229
00:10:32,648 --> 00:10:33,948
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, GREG.
230
00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:35,494
WELL, LOOK, I'M GRADUATING
231
00:10:35,518 --> 00:10:37,063
AND YOU'LL BE GOING TO WESTDALE.
232
00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:38,330
BUT THIS LETTER COMES OFF.
233
00:10:38,354 --> 00:10:39,532
YOU'LL HAVE TO EARN YOUR OWN.
234
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,655
DON'T WORRY, I'LL EARN
ONE IN SOME SPORT.
235
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,491
YEAH, CHASING GIRLS.
236
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,026
HI. HI.
237
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,726
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
238
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,717
I'M A FAILURE. THAT'S
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME.
239
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:55,453
BOB, YOU'RE NOT OLD
ENOUGH TO BE A FAILURE, YET.
240
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:56,921
WELL, I GOT AN EARLY START.
241
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,968
YOU DIDN'T SELL ANY OF
YOUR HAIR TONIC, HUH?
242
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,191
NOT A DROP.
243
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,038
WELL, CHEER UP.
YOU'LL SELL SOME.
244
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,006
ARE YOU KIDDIN'? I COULDN'T
SELL A BAG OF PEANUTS
245
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,396
TO A STARVING ELEPHANT.
246
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,468
UH, BOBBY, LOOK,
I-I'VE BEEN THINKING.
247
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,136
YOU'RE RIGHT.
248
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,272
I GOTTA LOOK MY
BEST FOR GRADUATION.
249
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,219
I REALLY NEED A
BOTTLE OF THAT STUFF.
250
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,743
YOU'RE JUST DOIN' IT 'CAUSE
YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
251
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,612
NO! NO, LOOK. MY HAIR'S UNRULY.
252
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,348
IT'S DRY AND BRITTLE.
253
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,560
RIGHT, PETER?
254
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,584
IT'S PRACTICALLY A FIRE HAZARD.
255
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,403
I'D LIKE TO BUY A BOTTLE, BOBBY.
256
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:35,927
YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT
DOIN' IT JUST OUT OF CHARITY?
257
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,907
WOULD I GIVE UP MY
HARD-EARNED CASH
258
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,809
IF I DIDN'T REALLY WANT IT?
259
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,615
I GUESS NOT. YOU'RE
PRETTY CHEAP.
260
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,685
THANKS.
261
00:11:43,753 --> 00:11:45,186
[Peter laughing]
262
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,474
HEY, PETER, YOU COULD
USE A BOTTLE, TOO, HUH?
263
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,554
UH, SORRY. THERE'S SOMETHING
I GOTTA DO RIGHT AWAY.
264
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,411
WHAT? LEAVE. SEE YOU.
265
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,382
BOY, SOME BROTHER.
266
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,417
OH, THAT'LL BE $2.
267
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,752
OH, YEAH.
268
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,690
$2!
269
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,958
OH, ALL RIGHT.
270
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,498
YOU'RE WELCOME. OH, YEAH. HEY!
271
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,845
AREN'T YOU GONNA PUT
SOME OF THAT ON? YEAH. LATER.
272
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,946
[sighing] SEE, JUST LIKE I
THOUGHT. YOU'RE JUST DOING IT
273
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,332
BECAUSE YOU FEEL SORRY
FOR ME. BOBBY, I SAID I DIDN'T.
274
00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:21,956
WELL, THEN, PUT SOME ON.
275
00:12:22,025 --> 00:12:23,202
[laughing] OK.
276
00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:24,736
HERE, I'LL HELP YOU.
I CAN DO IT MYSELF.
277
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,928
I WANT TO GIVE IT FREE
CUSTOMER SERVICE. COME ON.
278
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,188
UH, BOBBY, I CAN DO IT MYSELF.
279
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,949
JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE IT'S DONE RIGHT.
280
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,138
DON'T WORRY, I'LL DO IT RIGHT.
281
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,121
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
282
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,710
I WANT YOU TO BE AN EXAMPLE FOR
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD TO SEE.
283
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,460
BOBBY, NOT SO MUCH!
284
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,707
IT'S ALL RIGHT. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT USING TOO MUCH.
285
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,276
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU
CAN ALWAYS GET MORE.
286
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,465
[Greg laughing] Yeah.
287
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,468
OOPS.
288
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,970
USE THIS STUFF TWICE A DAY
289
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,171
AND YOU'LL BE MR. COOL
OF WESTDALE HIGH.
290
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,409
THIS STUFF IS...
291
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,344
(Greg) HEY, BOBBY,
WHAT'S THE TOWEL FOR?
292
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,879
IT'S, UH, GOOD FOR
YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES.
293
00:13:06,903 --> 00:13:08,269
SEE YOU LATER.
294
00:13:08,338 --> 00:13:10,038
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
295
00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:11,339
[door slams]
296
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,635
OH, NO!
297
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,638
ORANGE!
298
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,377
TOMORROW'S GRADUATION, AND I GOT
299
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,112
ORANGE HAIR!
300
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,087
BOBBY!
301
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,756
BOBBY, WHERE ARE YOU?
302
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,426
COME ON OUT! YOU
CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!
303
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,240
HEY, GREG, WHAT'RE
YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
304
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,531
LOOKING FOR BOBBY.
I'M GONNA CLOBBER HIM.
305
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,899
WHAT...
306
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,096
[laughing] HEY, DO YOU
KNOW YOUR HAIR'S ORANGE?
307
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,635
[growls]
308
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,471
WHAT HAPPENED?
309
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,323
BOBBY'S HAIR TONIC.
310
00:14:02,392 --> 00:14:06,327
WELL, YOU'RE SURE GONNA BE A
STANDOUT STUDENT AT GRADUATION.
311
00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:07,912
VERY FUNNY.
312
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,580
[laughing]
313
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,587
HAS EITHER OF YOU SEEN BOBBY?
314
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:21,159
GREG, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HAIR?
315
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,827
BOBBY'S HAIR TONIC.
316
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,428
BOBBY'S HAIR TONIC?
317
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,909
YOU MEAN, YOU ACTUALLY
BOUGHT SOME OF THAT JUNK?
318
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,433
YEAH, ONLY BECAUSE I
FELT KIND OF SORRY FOR HIM.
319
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,113
BUT NOW I REALLY
FEEL SORRY FOR HIM,
320
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,415
BECAUSE HE'S ABOUT TO
HAVE A FATAL ACCIDENT.
321
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,739
[laughing] GREG,
322
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,385
DO YOU WANT TO BORROW
THIS FOR YOUR GRADUATION?
323
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,942
IT'LL MATCH YOUR HAIR.
324
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,415
MY ASSISTANT HAS
TO HELP ME FEED THEM
325
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:45,850
AND KEEP THEIR CAGE CLEAN.
326
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,085
YOU WANT THE JOB?
HOW MUCH DOES IT PAY?
327
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,337
10 CENTS FOR EACH
BABY RABBIT I SELL.
328
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,924
BOY, I'D MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
329
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,794
EXCEPT I ALREADY HAVE A
JOB AS BOBBY'S ASSISTANT.
330
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:59,446
HAVE YOU SEEN BOBBY? NO.
331
00:14:59,515 --> 00:15:02,166
EWW, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?
332
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,667
THIS JUNK.
333
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,887
OOH, I'M GONNA TEAR HIM
LIMB FROM LIMB WHEN I FIND HIM.
334
00:15:06,956 --> 00:15:08,700
I THINK I'LL BE YOUR ASSISTANT.
335
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:11,326
BOBBY DOESN'T HAVE
MUCH OF A FUTURE NOW.
336
00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:14,278
OK, YOU FEED ROMEO
AND I'LL FEED JULIET.
337
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,948
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
WHICH ONE IS WHICH?
338
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,515
GEE, I'M NOT SURE.
339
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,818
WELL, HOW'S EVERYTHING
GOING IN BUNNYLAND?
340
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,453
NOT SO GOOD.
341
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,022
WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE'S
ROMEO AND WHICH ONE'S JULIET.
342
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,791
OH, WELL, JULIET'S THE FAT ONE.
343
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,637
SHE'S THE ONE THAT'S
GONNA HAVE THE BABIES.
344
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,760
BUT THEY'RE BOTH FAT.
345
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,297
HEY! MAYBE THEY'RE
BOTH GONNA HAVE BABIES!
346
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,981
NO, I DOUBT THAT.
347
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,800
WELL, WHY?
348
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,670
WELL, UM, ROMEOS
DON'T HAVE BABIES.
349
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,955
WHY NOT?
350
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,591
WELL, UM...
351
00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:47,161
I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU
AFTER DINNER, OLIVER, OK?
352
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,330
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CINDY? WHAT?
353
00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:52,600
I THINK YOUR MOM HAS A
PROBLEM ABOUT DISCUSSING SEX.
354
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,754
♪ [humming]
355
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,693
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
356
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,060
HIDING FROM GREG.
357
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,329
WHY?
358
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,508
YOU DON'T KNOW?
359
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,565
KNOW WHAT?
360
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,368
HE'S PLANNING TO ELIMINATE
ONE OF YOUR DEPENDENTS: ME!
361
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,814
[laughing] WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
362
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:12,915
(Greg) MOM! WHAT?
363
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,751
HAVE YOU SEEN...
THERE HE IS. GREG!
364
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,475
[yelling] OH, MY GOODNESS.
365
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,254
COME HERE, BOBBY!
I DON'T WANT...
366
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,398
GREG, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?
367
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,858
THIS HAPPENED TO MY HAIR. OH.
368
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,015
NOW, YOU STAND STILL, COWARD!
369
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,229
I'M NO COWARD. I JUST
DON'T LIKE GETTING KILLED!
370
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,398
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU TWO.
LET'S NOT HAVE ANY BLOODSHED.
371
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,533
YEAH, ESPECIALLY MY BLOOD.
372
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,357
COME HERE. GREG, STOP IT!
373
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,360
WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA
DO ABOUT MY HAIR?
374
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,306
OH. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE
375
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,708
AND WE'LL TRY TO
FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
376
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,810
I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS
WAS GONNA HAPPEN, BOBBY.
377
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,967
WELL, WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME? WELL...
378
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,913
HERE, LET ME SEE THE BOTTLE.
379
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,471
THERE'S AN ADDRESS HERE.
380
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,916
NOW LOOK, WHY DON'T...
WHY DON'T WE CALL
381
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,418
THE NEAT AND NATURAL
HAIR TONIC COMPANY?
382
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,436
MAYBE THIS HAPPENED TO SOME
OF THEIR OTHER CUSTOMERS.
383
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,438
GOOD... GOOD THINKING,
MOM. YEAH, GOOD THINKING.
384
00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:55,263
LOOK, I'LL TRY INFORMATION.
385
00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:58,944
LISTEN, GREG, I'M REALLY SORRY.
386
00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:01,380
I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW SOMETHING
LIKE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
387
00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:03,037
YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULDN'T KNOW.
388
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,873
[stammering] 'COURSE NOT.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.
389
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,708
I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW.
390
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,610
IT COULD'VE TURNED GREEN.
391
00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:10,778
THANKS.
392
00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:12,746
YOU'RE REAL COMFORTING.
393
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,465
I SEE.
394
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,234
YEAH.
395
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,836
THANK YOU, OPERATOR.
396
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,707
WELL,
397
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,510
THE NEAT AND NATURAL COMPANY
HAD ITS PHONE DISCONNECTED.
398
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,712
OH, BOBBY, I KNEW
IT WAS GOING TO BE
399
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,547
SOME SORT OF SHADY OUTFIT.
400
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,915
I WAS REALLY A JERK
401
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,661
[panting] TO FALL FOR
THAT AD IN THE MAGAZINE.
402
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,152
WELL, WHAT AM I GOING TO
DO ABOUT TOMORROW, MOM?
403
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,687
IT'S GRADUATION!
404
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,701
WELL, GREG, HAVE YOU... HAVE
YOU TRIED TO WASH THAT STUFF
405
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,057
OUT OF YOUR HAIR?
406
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:44,295
NO, I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY
LOOKING FOR THIS DUMBHEAD!
407
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,330
SO, FOR YOUR SAKE,
IT BETTER WORK.
408
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:53,704
OH, BOBBY, YOU BETTER
SAY YOUR PRAYERS.
409
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,676
IT DIDN'T WORK.
410
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,046
I WASHED IT 5 TIMES
AND IT DIDN'T WORK.
411
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,959
WELL, AT LEAST YOU
GOT SQUEAKY-CLEAN HAIR.
412
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,383
I BET IT GROWS OUT
IN 6 TO 8 MONTHS.
413
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,651
FANTASTIC.
414
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,519
NOW, WHAT DO I DO
IN THE MEANTIME?
415
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,833
WELL, YOU COULD SHAVE YOUR HEAD
416
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,334
AND PRETEND YOU'RE
A BOWLING BALL.
417
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,375
[laughing] HE LOOKS
LIKE LUCILLE BALL.
418
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,106
IT DIDN'T WASH OUT, HUH, HONEY?
419
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,298
IF ANYTHING, IT GOT
BRIGHTER ORANGE.
420
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,244
WELL, LOOK, I CALLED THE
BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU
421
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,180
ABOUT THAT NEAT AND
NATURAL HAIR TONIC COMPANY.
422
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,071
WELL, WHAT'D THEY SAY?
THE F.D.A. CLOSED THEM DOWN.
423
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,140
OH, WELL, NOW IS A
GREAT TIME TO FIND OUT.
424
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,520
WELL, THERE IS ONE CONSOLATION.
425
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,021
I MEAN, OUTSIDE OF THE COLOR,
426
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,480
IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT
YOUR HAIR OR YOUR SCALP.
427
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,482
WELL, WHAT ABOUT GRADUATION?
428
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,584
I CAN'T GO OUT IN
PUBLIC LIKE THIS.
429
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,230
WELL, I DO HAVE A SOLUTION.
430
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,531
IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE
EMBARRASSING,
431
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,854
BUT I... I THINK IT'LL WORK.
432
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,623
MOTHER, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET
433
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,058
ANY MORE EMBARRASSED
THAN I ALREADY AM.
434
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,876
MOM, IF ANYBODY
SEES ME IN HERE...
435
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,723
COULDN'T WE JUST GO
HOME AND DO THE DYE JOB?
436
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,513
AND MAKE IT LOOK
WORSE THAN IT IS?
437
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,649
NO, GREG, WE'VE GOT TO
LET A PROFESSIONAL DO IT.
438
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,485
LOOK, WAIT HERE. I'LL SEE IF I CAN
GET 'EM TO DO IT IN PRIVATE, OK?
439
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,354
OK. HURRY UP. ALL RIGHT.
440
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,889
(Gretchen) I'M NOT REALLY
SURE I LIKE THIS HAIRSTYLE.
441
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,980
OH, GRETCHEN, IT'S
GOING TO LOOK GREAT,
442
00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:29,409
AND IT'S GOING TO LOOK SO GOOD
WITH YOUR DRESS. LOOK, THERE'S GREG.
443
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,120
GREG BRADY IN A BEAUTY PARLOR?
444
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,214
HI, GREG.
445
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,484
HI, SUZIE. GRETCHEN.
446
00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:50,037
WELL, WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE?
447
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,974
GETTING OUR HAIR DONE
FOR GRADUATION TONIGHT.
448
00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:54,808
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
449
00:19:54,877 --> 00:19:58,412
UH... I'M JUST WAITING
FOR MY MOTHER.
450
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,880
ISN'T THE WEATHER A LITTLE WARM
451
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,399
TO BE WEARING A SKI HAT?
452
00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,319
NOT IF YOU'RE GOING SKIING.
453
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,490
BUT THERE'S NO SNOW
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
454
00:20:09,558 --> 00:20:12,610
WELL, NO SENSE WAITING
TILL THE LAST MINUTE.
455
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,645
UH, LISTEN, DON'T LET ME
HOLD YOU TWO GIRLS UP.
456
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,559
I'M SURE YOU HAVE MORE
IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
457
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,149
UH, GREG, YOU'RE
ACTING VERY STRANGE.
458
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,285
"WEIRD" IS MORE THE WORD.
459
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,422
LOOK, SOMETHING'S UP.
460
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,891
CAN YOU TWO KEEP A SECRET?
461
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,393
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
462
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,029
YOU SEE, I CAME IN
HERE WITH MY MOTHER
463
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:35,365
BECAUSE SHE HAS THIS PROBLEM...
464
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,946
ARE YOU SURE YOU
CAN KEEP A SECRET?
465
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,770
OH, SURE. POSITIVE.
466
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,138
OK.
467
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:43,641
[Greg whispering]...I CAN TRUST
YOU NOT TO BREATHE A WORD...
468
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,843
GREG. GREG, LISTEN, THEY...
469
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,422
UH, HI, GIRLS. (both) HI.
470
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,958
CAN SHE TAKE CARE OF
IT IN PRIVATE, MOM? YES,
471
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,860
BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR SECRET.
472
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,083
OH, DON'T WORRY.
473
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,618
SUZIE AND GRETCHEN WON'T TELL.
474
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:55,836
OH, NEVER!
475
00:20:55,904 --> 00:20:59,064
WILD HORSES COULDN'T
DRAG IT OUT OF US.
476
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,607
SWEET.
477
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,242
I'LL SEE YOU AT
GRADUATION, GIRLS.
478
00:21:02,311 --> 00:21:03,972
LET'S GO, MOM. BYE.
479
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,330
(both) BYE.
480
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,758
COULD YOU TELL THAT MRS.
BRADY WAS WEARING A WIG?
481
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:09,900
NEVER.
482
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,613
WHO WOULD EVER THINK
THAT UNDERNEATH IT
483
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,997
THAT POOR WOMAN'S
COMPLETELY BALD.
484
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,976
HI, KIDS. HOW'D IT
GO AT THE PET SHOP?
485
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,155
AWFUL.
486
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:23,313
MR. KIRBY SAID JULIET
CAN'T HAVE BABIES.
487
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,482
WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?
488
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,684
SHE'S NOT A HER. HE'S A HIM.
489
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,218
THAT'S QUITE A PROBLEM.
490
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,905
NOW I'M STUCK WITH 2
ROMEOS AND NO JULIET.
491
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,401
I THINK YOU BETTER
CHANGE THEIR NAME.
492
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,193
UH, HOW ABOUT ROMEO AND JULIUS?
493
00:21:36,245 --> 00:21:39,246
MR. KIRBY WON'T BUY
BACK ROMEO AND JULIUS.
494
00:21:39,315 --> 00:21:40,397
HOW COME?
495
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,800
HE SAYS HE HAS TOO
MANY RABBITS ALREADY.
496
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,668
BOY, AM I A LOSER.
497
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,270
QUIT COMPLAINING.
I'M A TWO-TIME LOSER.
498
00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:51,358
YOU GUYS ARE ABOUT TO SEE A
FORTUNE GO DOWN THE DRAIN.
499
00:21:51,427 --> 00:21:52,826
WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
500
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,229
MOM TOLD ME TO POUR IT ALL OUT.
501
00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:56,897
THERE GOES MY MILLIONS.
502
00:21:56,966 --> 00:21:59,166
WELL, THAT'S LIFE.
JUST LIKE THAT,
503
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,068
FROM DIAMOND JIM
TO BANKRUPT BOBBY.
504
00:22:01,137 --> 00:22:03,237
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
505
00:22:03,306 --> 00:22:05,239
I'M BANKRUPT, TOO, BOBBY.
506
00:22:05,308 --> 00:22:06,640
OH, YEAH? HOW COME?
507
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,608
BECAUSE JULIET'S A BOY
508
00:22:08,677 --> 00:22:10,544
AND MR. KIRBY'S A FINK.
509
00:22:10,612 --> 00:22:13,458
IN OTHER WORDS, MY
RABBITS CAN'T HAVE BABIES
510
00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:16,183
AND MR. KIRBY
WON'T BUY THEM BACK.
511
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,584
OK, BOBBY,
512
00:22:18,854 --> 00:22:20,187
YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.
513
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,116
HEY, GREG, YOUR HAIR'S
BACK TO NORMAL! YEAH.
514
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,136
(Cindy) IT LOOKS GREAT!
YEAH, YOU'D NEVER KNOW.
515
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,094
BOBBY! LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
516
00:22:27,163 --> 00:22:29,043
[stammering] I... I...
LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY.
517
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,308
I'LL GET A TOWEL.
I'LL DRY 'EM OFF.
518
00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:31,665
HEY, LOOK!
519
00:22:31,734 --> 00:22:33,478
(Cindy) THAT STUFF
TURNED 'EM ORANGE.
520
00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:35,581
HEY, WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT. THE TONIC WON'T HURT 'EM.
521
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,004
MOM CHECKED IT OUT.
522
00:22:37,073 --> 00:22:39,751
YEAH, BUT WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO WITH ORANGE RABBITS?
523
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,576
MAYBE MOM WILL GET 'EM AN
APPOINTMENT AT THE BEAUTY PARLOR.
524
00:22:44,379 --> 00:22:46,146
I THINK I'VE GOT IT.
525
00:22:46,682 --> 00:22:47,915
WHAT?
526
00:22:47,984 --> 00:22:50,617
THE SOLUTION TO OUR
MILLIONAIRE PROBLEMS!
527
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,499
(Bobby) THIS IS FANTASTIC!
528
00:22:54,523 --> 00:22:56,268
I KNEW IT WOULD WORK, YOU GUYS.
529
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,391
BOBBY'S THE GREATEST!
530
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,993
HE'S A FINANCIAL GENIUS.
531
00:23:00,062 --> 00:23:01,873
WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE'D
YOU GET THE CHECK?
532
00:23:01,897 --> 00:23:04,459
WE SOLD CINDY'S RABBITS BACK
TO MR. KIRBY AT THE PET SHOP.
533
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,695
I THOUGHT MR. KIRBY
HAD ENOUGH RABBITS.
534
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,403
ENOUGH ORDINARY RABBITS,
BUT NOT ORANGE ONES.
535
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,855
NEAT AND NATURAL ORANGE.
536
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:15,392
DON'T TELL ME THOSE RABBITS
GOT INTO THE SHOWER WITH GREG.
537
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:17,923
I GOT ALL MY MONEY
BACK, TOO, MOM. HOW?
538
00:23:17,947 --> 00:23:20,392
(Bobby) SEE, I SOLD ALL THE REST
OF MY HAIR TONIC TO MR. KIRBY,
539
00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:22,116
SO HE COULD MAKE
MORE ORANGE RABBITS.
540
00:23:22,185 --> 00:23:24,684
IT'S HARMLESS AND IT'LL
GROW OUT. YOU SAID SO.
541
00:23:24,753 --> 00:23:26,086
YEAH.
542
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,555
YOU KNOW, I GOT AN IDEA.
543
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,924
IF WE BOUGHT A
CARLOAD OF RABBITS,
544
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,260
AND A CARLOAD OF
THAT HAIR TONIC...
545
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,529
OLIVER, THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA!
546
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,848
BOBBY.
547
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,317
HOW COULD YOU THINK
OF SUCH A STUPID IDEA?
548
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:42,886
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO WITH THE MONEY?
549
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,120
I KNOW!
550
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:45,867
I SAW IT IN AN AD
IN THE NEWSPAPER.
551
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,759
WE COULD MAKE A
FORTUNE RAISING WORMS!
552
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,660
(Oliver) YOU MEAN ORANGE WORMS!
553
00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:52,612
[children yelling]
554
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,419
[all chattering] OH, GREG,
WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU
555
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,909
GRADUATING WITH HONORS.
556
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:08,022
TOO BAD YOUR FATHER WAS
OUT OF TOWN AND HAD TO MISS IT.
557
00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:10,325
I'LL BREAK OUT THE ICE CREAM
AND CAKE SO WE CAN CELEBRATE.
558
00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:11,993
HEY, GOOD IDEA, ALICE.
I'LL HELP YOU ALICE.
559
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,884
[laughing] HEY, CAN
YOU BELIEVE IT?
560
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,965
HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT
COLLEGE YOU'RE GOING TO YET?
561
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,822
NO, NOT YET.
562
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,942
YOU TWO ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
WAIT AND SEE WHO GETS MY ROOM.
563
00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:23,472
I KNOW WHAT TO
DO WITH YOUR ROOM,
564
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,140
SO THEY WON'T HAVE
TO FIGHT OVER IT.
565
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,346
WHAT'S THAT, OLIVER?
566
00:24:26,415 --> 00:24:28,732
MAKE IT INTO A GUEST ROOM.
567
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,534
WHO'D BE THE GUEST?
568
00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,319
ME, COUSIN OLIVER.
569
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:37,340
WELL, GOSH, IT WAS
ONLY A SUGGESTION.
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