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♪ HERE'S THE STORY ♪
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♪ OF A LOVELY LADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BRINGING UP
THREE VERY LOVELY GIRLS ♪
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♪ ALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF GOLD ♪
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♪ LIKE THEIR MOTHER ♪
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♪ THE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLS ♪
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♪ IT'S THE STORY OF
A MAN NAMED BRADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BUSY WITH
THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN ♪
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♪ THEY WERE FOUR MEN
LIVING ALL TOGETHER ♪
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♪ YET THEY WERE ALL ALONE ♪
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♪ TILL THE ONE DAY WHEN
THE LADY MET THIS FELLOW ♪
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♪ AND THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS
MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT THIS GROUP MUST
SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE ALL
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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THINK IT REAL... REAL
HARD, PLEASE, FOR ME.
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MMM, MAYBE.
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IT'S A COSTUME PARTY.
YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
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EVERYBODY THERE WILL BE THERE
IN COSTUME. I'M GOING AS DRACULA.
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[sighs]
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WELL, I'LL THINK IT OVER, OK?
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COME ON, MICHELLE.
YOU'VE JUST GOTTA SAY YES.
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[sighing] WELL, I KIND OF
HAVE A DATE THAT NIGHT.
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WELL, YOU'LL HAVE A MUCH BETTER
TIME AT THE COSTUME PARTY WITH ME.
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I'M CHARMING, WITTY,
HANDSOME, AND VERY MODEST.
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[giggles]
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BESIDES, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
DATE YOU PRACTICALLY ALL SEMESTER
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AND I'M GETTING A
REJECTION COMPLEX.
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WELL, IN THE INTEREST
OF MENTAL HEALTH,
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OK.
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YOU'LL REALLY GO WITH ME?
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I JUST SAID I WOULD.
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DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE
THE PRINCIPAL NOTARIZE IT?
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YEAH! UH, I... I MEAN NO!
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UH, I MEAN WOW!
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I'LL PICK YOU UP AT
7 FRIDAY NIGHT, OK?
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OK.
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BYE, PETER. BYE.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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HOLY MACKEREL!
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YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME!
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AND YOU LOOK LIKE
ME WITHOUT GLASSES.
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MY NAME'S PETER
BRADY. WHAT'S YOURS?
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ARTHUR OWENS.
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HOW COME WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE?
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I JUST TRANSFERRED TO
THIS SCHOOL YESTERDAY.
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[chuckles]
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BOY, ARE WE GOING TO DRIVE THE
TEACHERS OUT OF THEIR SKULLS.
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YEAH.
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HEY, ARE YOU BUSY RIGHT
AFTER SCHOOL TODAY?
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UM, NO, WHY?
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HOW'D YOU LIKE TO HAVE A
LITTLE FUN PUTTING SOMEONE ON?
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SURE. WHO?
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MY FAMILY. IT'LL
BE A REAL BLAST.
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DO YOU THINK WE COULD FOOL THEM?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT THINK OF
THE POSSIBILITIES IF WE CAN.
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YEAH.
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[birds chirping]
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OK, BOBBY, CINDY, AND
OLIVER ARE IN THE FAMILY ROOM.
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OLIVER'S YOUR COUSIN, RIGHT?
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RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHO
EVERYBODY ELSE IS.
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NOW GO IN AND SEE
IF YOU CAN FOOL 'EM
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AND THEN COME RIGHT BACK OUT.
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OK.
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HEY, NO COACHING, OLIVER. I
SAW YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD.
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[sighs]
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HEY, PETE, WANT
TO PLAY THE WINNER?
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UH, NO THANKS.
CHECKERS IS A DRAG.
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SINCE WHEN?
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YEAH, YOU'RE A CHECKERS FREAK.
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OH, WELL, WHAT
I... WHAT I MEAN IS,
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I USED TO LIKE CHECKERS.
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HEY, PETER, COME HERE. I
WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR.
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WHAT'S THE FAVOR?
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A FLAVOR FAVOR.
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I NEED YOUR EXPERT
PIE-TASTING ABILITIES.
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HOW BIG A HUNK CAN YOU HANDLE?
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THE HUNKIEST.
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UH, I'D RATHER HAVE CHERRY.
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BUT I MADE THIS LEMON
PIE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
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CHERRY MAKES YOU BREAK
OUT IN A RASH, REMEMBER?
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IT DOES? OH, IT DOES.
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RIGHT, A RASH.
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I GUESS YOU FORGOT BECAUSE IT'S
BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU SCRATCHED.
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WELL, I'LL LIVE DANGEROUSLY.
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I'LL HAVE A PIECE
OF CHERRY ANYWAY.
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WELL, IT'S YOUR ITCH.
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IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME, I'LL
BE IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM
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UNWRINKLING A
WRINKLE-PROOF SHIRT.
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(Greg) ...JUMP FAR
ENOUGH OUT FROM THAT.
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WELL, IF HE HAS A
BOARD I'LL SHOW YOU. OK.
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HEY, PETE, DO YOU
WANNA GO WITH US?
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HEY, LARRY INVITED
US OVER FOR A SWIM.
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I DON'T SWIM.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU'RE A GOOD SWIMMER.
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I MEAN, I DON'T SWIM WHEN
I DON'T FEEL LIKE SWIMMING.
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YOU AND JAN GO ON.
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JAN?
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DID I SAY JAN?
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ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE IT'S A GOOD
THING YOU'RE NOT GOING SWIMMING, PETE.
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YOUR BRAIN'S WATERLOGGED TODAY.
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(Greg) PETE IS SURE
ACTING STRANGE.
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[birds chirping]
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PETER.
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PETER, YOU PROMISED TO
HELP ME WITH MY ALGEBRA.
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WOW. YOU SURE ARE PRETTY.
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CUT THE CORNY COMPLIMENTS.
YOU STILL HAVE TO HELP ME.
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I'LL HELP YOU ANY TIME.
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BOY, YOU SURE HAVE CHANGED.
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[phone ringing]
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I'LL GET IT.
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HELLO. OH, HELLO, MR. PHILLIPS.
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OH, NO, I'M SORRY,
MIKE ISN'T HOME YET.
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YEAH. I SEE. HELLO.
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OH, HOLD ON A SECOND,
MR. PHILLIPS, MIKE JUST WALKED IN.
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HONEY, IT'S MR. PHILLIPS.
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HE HAS A PROBLEM
ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT.
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OK.
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HELLO, MR. PHILLIPS. YEAH.
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OH, YEAH? I SEE.
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UH, WELL, PETER'S 15.
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OH, I WOULDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE
A PROBLEM AT ALL IF HE'S NOT BUSY.
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UH, HANG ON A SECOND.
I'LL ASK HIM RIGHT NOW.
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PETER!
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PETER!
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PETER, DAD'S CALLING YOU.
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HUH? OH, YEAH.
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YEAH, DAD?
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YOU FREE FRIDAY NIGHT?
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YEAH, I GUESS SO.
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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT
ENTERTAINING MY BOSS'S NIECE?
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SHE'S VISITING FROM OUT OF TOWN.
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SURE, I GUESS IT'S OK.
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GOOD. UH,
MR. PHILLIPS? IT'S ALL SET.
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YOUR NIECE HAS A DATE FRIDAY
NIGHT WITH A VERY ELIGIBLE BACHELOR.
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THAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER, JAN.
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GOOD.
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WILL YOU HELP ME
WITH SOMETHING ELSE?
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I'D LOVE TO.
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YOU'RE SURE A NEW PETER BRADY.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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[inaudible]
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[birds chirping]
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FANTASTIC!
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DID ANYONE GET SUSPICIOUS?
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I FOOLED THEM
ALL. EVEN YOUR DAD.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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NEXT TIME, LET'S
TRY IT ON MY FOLKS.
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OK.
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I'LL SEE YOU IN SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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OK.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT ME
PLAYING THE WINNER?
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BUT YOU JUST SAID
CHECKERS WAS A DRAG.
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YEAH, YOU SAID
CHECKERS WAS A DRAG!
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I DID? WELL, I JUST
UN-DRAGGED IT.
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I WAS WRONG. HE'S
NOT A CHECKERS FREAK,
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HE'S A FREAKY FREAK.
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(Alice) HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HI, ALICE. BOY, AM I STARVED.
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ONE PIECE OF PIE
BEFORE DINNER IS ENOUGH.
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RIGHT. I'LL ONLY HAVE ONE PIECE.
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WHICH YOU HAVE ALREADY HAD.
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I HAVE?
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DON'T GIVE ME THAT
INNOCENT LOOK,
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AND DON'T BLAME
ME IF YOU GET A RASH.
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A RASH? FROM WHAT?
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YOU KNOW FROM WHAT, FROM
THAT PIECE OF CHERRY PIE YOU ATE.
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HUH?
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OH, THAT! YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULDN'T
HAVE EATEN IT. I'M GETTING ITCHY ALREADY.
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DID YOU CHANGE YOUR SHIRT?
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NO, WHY?
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HMM.
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(Jan) HI.
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I'LL REALLY APPRECIATE
YOUR HELP, PETER.
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WHAT HELP?
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THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE
ME ON THIS COMPOSITION.
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YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING!
NEXT TIME ASK FIRST.
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[sighs]
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I KNEW IT COULDN'T LAST.
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NOT ONLY AM I STUCK WITH
BEING MASTER OF CEREMONIES
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AT THAT BANQUET IN
MR. PHILLIPS' HONOR, YEAH?
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BUT WE DREW STRAWS AT THE OFFICE
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AND I'M IN CHARGE OF BUYING
A GIFT. GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS?
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OH, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT TO GIVE HIM.
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SOMETHING IN
EXQUISITE TASTE, THAT HE
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ABSOLUTELY LOVES, AND
THAT HE CAN REALLY USE.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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I'LL LEAVE THE DETAILS
TO YOU. YEAH, OH, THANKS.
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(Peter) HI.
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HI. PETER THAT WAS VERY NICE
OF YOU, AND I APPRECIATE IT.
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THAT'S OK.
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WHAT WAS NICE OF ME?
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OFFERING TO ENTERTAIN
PAMELA FRIDAY NIGHT.
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PAMELA?
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MR. PHILLIPS' NIECE, WHO'S
VISITING FROM OUT OF TOWN.
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YOU SAID YOU'D DO IT.
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I... I DID?
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YES, YOU DID.
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THIS FRIDAY NIGHT?
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PETER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YEAH, I-I-IT'S JUST THAT I
ALREADY GOT A DATE FRIDAY NIGHT.
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WELL, THEN, WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY THAT BEFORE?
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I... I WASN'T EXACTLY
MYSELF BEFORE.
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WELL, PETER, LOOK, IF YOU
SAID YOU'D DO IT, YOU HAVE TO.
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YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT
MR. PHILLIPS.
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BUT I CAN'T CANCEL OUT MICHELLE,
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NOT AFTER 6 MONTHS OF HARD
LABOR TRYING TO GET A DATE.
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SWITCH IT.
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SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
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[phone ringing]
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HELLO. HELLO, ARTHUR?
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IT'S ME, PETER. PETER BRADY.
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OH, HI, PETER. I'M
GLAD YOU CALLED.
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I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING THIS AFTERNOON.
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BOY, YOU SURE DID.
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THEN YOU KNOW ABOUT
YOUR DATE THIS FRIDAY.
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THANKS TO YOU I'VE GOT 2 DATES.
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I'M REALLY IN A SPOT.
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I'M REALLY SORRY.
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I WISH I COULD HELP YOU OUT.
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SO DO I.
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I'D HAVE TO BE TWINS...
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HEY, DID YOU HEAR
WHAT I JUST SAID?
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YEAH. WHY?
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WELL, IN A WAY I AM TWINS AND
ONE OF ME IS NAMED ARTHUR!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, YOU MADE A DATE
WITH PAMELA, RIGHT?
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WELL, YOU'RE GOING
TO KEEP THAT DATE
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AND I'M GOING TO KEEP MY
OTHER DATE WITH MICHELLE.
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[stuttering] I... I
DON'T KNOW, PETER.
233
00:10:24,974 --> 00:10:28,343
YOU GOT ME INTO THIS, YOU
GOTTA GET ME OUT. IT'S ONLY FAIR.
234
00:10:28,411 --> 00:10:30,545
YEAH, I GUESS SO. OK.
235
00:10:30,613 --> 00:10:32,630
SUPER. I'LL HANDLE
ALL THE DETAILS.
236
00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,499
WHAT TIME FRIDAY?
237
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,167
I HAVE TO PICK UP
MICHELLE AROUND 7,
238
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,635
SO GET HERE A LITTLE BIT BEFORE.
239
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,104
A-AND WEAR THE SAME AS ME.
240
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,572
A WHITE T-SHIRT
AND BLUE JEANS. OK?
241
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,681
OK.
242
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,787
BOY, I SURE HOPE
NOTHING GOES WRONG.
243
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,845
WILL YOU RELAX? WHAT
COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
244
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,434
BYE. GOODBYE.
245
00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:54,335
PETER BRADY, YOU'RE
SOME KIND OF GENIUS.
246
00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:03,539
OH, FIRST OF ALL,
I SHOULD EXPLAIN
247
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,806
THAT THIS IS NOT AN
ORDINARY BANQUET
248
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,198
HONORING MR. PHILLIPS,
RIGHT? IT'S A ROAST.
249
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,079
YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF SAYING NICE
THINGS ABOUT THE GUEST OF HONOR,
250
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,664
UH, UH, THE SPEAKERS INSULT HIM.
251
00:11:11,688 --> 00:11:13,638
YOU'RE GOING TO
INSULT YOUR OWN BOSS?
252
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,673
YEAH, WELL, HUMOROUSLY.
253
00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:17,268
WELL, LET'S HOPE THE
NEXT DAY YOU DON'T
254
00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:19,121
HUMOROUSLY SHOW UP AT
THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
255
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,974
OH, NO, ALICE. MR. PHILLIPS
HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.
256
00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:25,717
OH, SURE. THAT'S WHY HE
HIRED AN ARCHITECT LIKE DAD.
257
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:28,364
LISTEN, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A
ROAST FOR MY BOSS, NOT FOR ME.
258
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,532
HONEY, COULD WE
HEAR YOUR SPEECH?
259
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,089
AHEM. YES, YES, YES.
260
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,459
LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN... OH, TERRIFIC.
261
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,306
YOU LIKE THE OPENING, DO YOU?
262
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,174
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT'S ONLY FITTING
263
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,210
THAT WE HONOR
MR. PHILLIPS TONIGHT
264
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:45,069
BECAUSE MR. PHILLIPS HAS COME
A LONG WAY IN THE PAST 25 YEARS.
265
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,650
THE FIRST BUILDING MR. PHILLIPS
EVER DESIGNED WAS SO SHAKY
266
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,253
THAT THE TERMITES HAD TO HOLD
HANDS TO KEEP IT FROM COLLAPSING.
267
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,309
[chuckles]
268
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,794
[laughing]
269
00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:58,450
DON'T YOU GET IT?
270
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,784
S-SURE.
271
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,821
AND, UH, THE WALLS WERE SO THIN,
272
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,930
THAT IF YOU STRIPPED OFF THE
WALLPAPER, YOU'D BE IN THE NEXT ROOM.
273
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:17,368
GEE, MR. BRADY, YOU'RE AS FUNNY
AS BOB HOPE AND MILTON BERLE.
274
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,557
HE OUGHT TO BE.
THOSE ARE THEIR JOKES.
275
00:12:22,692 --> 00:12:24,136
MAYBE I OUGHT TO GO ON THE ROAD
276
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,704
WITH THIS MATERIAL
AFTER THE BANQUET.
277
00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:28,728
NO, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GO ON
THE ROAD BEFORE THE BANQUET.
278
00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:35,370
OH, WE'RE ONLY
KIDDING. COME BACK, MIKE.
279
00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,378
HI, MARCIA. HOW'S
MY FAVORITE SISTER?
280
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:45,546
SUSPICIOUS.
281
00:12:45,615 --> 00:12:47,915
I'M ONLY YOUR FAVORITE SISTER
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING.
282
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,550
WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY WANT?
283
00:12:49,619 --> 00:12:51,499
I'M JUST A LOVING BROTHER
WHO'S WILLING TO PAY
284
00:12:51,554 --> 00:12:53,654
HIS LOVING SISTER'S
WAY TO A MOVIE TONIGHT.
285
00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:56,657
AND I'LL EVEN LET HER BRING JAN,
BOBBY, CINDY, AND OLIVER WITH HER.
286
00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:58,192
NO, THANKS.
287
00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:01,295
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER
ME SO FAST. THINK IT OVER.
288
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,764
I'VE ALREADY GOT A DATE, PETER
289
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:04,164
GREG HAS, TOO.
290
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,911
AND BESIDES YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT US BUTTING IN
291
00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:07,819
ON YOUR DATE WITH PAMELA.
292
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,238
[snaps fingers]
293
00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:11,605
[door slides open]
294
00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:14,108
HI, JAN. HOW'S MY
FAVORITE SISTER?
295
00:13:14,177 --> 00:13:17,312
I ALREADY HEARD, SO YOU
CAN STOP SLICING THE BALONEY.
296
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,425
I SUPPOSE YOU'VE
GOT A DATE, TOO? YEAH.
297
00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:22,417
TO TAKE BOBBY, CINDY, AND OLIVER
TO THE MOVIE IF YOU'RE REALLY PAYING.
298
00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:24,569
I'M PAYING! THANKS.
299
00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:25,753
SORRY, PETE.
300
00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:28,288
WE WANT TO STAY HOME
AND WATCH T.V. TONIGHT.
301
00:13:28,357 --> 00:13:31,025
BUT THERE'S A REAL
GOOD MOVIE PLAYING.
302
00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:35,362
WE MIGHT CHANGE OUR MINDS IF THE
MOVIE INCLUDED CERTAIN OTHER THINGS.
303
00:13:35,431 --> 00:13:37,848
YEAH. CERTAIN OTHER THINGS.
304
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,217
I'M WITH THEM.
305
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,435
I... I SAID I WAS
BUYING THE TICKETS.
306
00:13:41,504 --> 00:13:44,939
WELL, WATCHING A MOVIE WITHOUT
POPCORN CAN BE PURE TORTURE.
307
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:46,557
THE WORST KIND.
308
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,692
OK. I'LL THROW IN THE POPCORN.
309
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,261
WITH BUTTER?
310
00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:51,695
WITH BUTTER.
311
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,393
WELL, YOU GOTTA HAVE
SOMETHING TO WASH IT DOWN WITH.
312
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,028
RIGHT, YOU GUYS? YEAH.
313
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,336
YEAH, YOU JUST CAN'T
LET IT STICK THERE.
314
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,371
OK. YOU CAN HAVE ICE CREAM, TOO.
315
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,992
ICE CREAM? HEY, THANKS FOR
REMINDING ME. I MEANT SODA POP.
316
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:07,528
HEY, COMPARED TO YOU THREE,
JESSE JAMES WAS A CHOIR BOY.
317
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:15,736
OK, YOU'VE GOT SANDWICHES,
FRESH FRUIT, WHAT'S LEFT OF THE PIES,
318
00:14:15,805 --> 00:14:18,717
PUDDING, UH, 3 KINDS OF SOFT
DRINKS, OH, AND SOME MIXED NUTS.
319
00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:21,142
DO YOU THINK YOU AND PAMELA
CAN STRUGGLE ALONG ON THAT?
320
00:14:21,211 --> 00:14:23,322
THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH
FOR A LIGHT SNACK. OOH.
321
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:24,423
[chuckling] THANKS, ALICE.
322
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,325
YOU'RE WELCOME. IF
YOU AND PAMELA NEED ME,
323
00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:28,516
I'LL BE IN MY ROOM
WATCHING THE EARLY SHOW,
324
00:14:28,584 --> 00:14:30,363
THE LATE SHOW AND
WHATEVER COMES IN BETWEEN.
325
00:14:30,387 --> 00:14:32,427
GOOD. UH, I MEAN, I'M SURE
WE WON'T NEED ANYTHING.
326
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,455
OK.
327
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,809
PETER, WE'RE LEAVING.
328
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,241
PETER, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO CHANGE?
329
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:44,565
MR. PHILLIPS WILL BE
DROPPING PAMELA OFF SOON.
330
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,433
DON'T WORRY, MOM.
I'LL BE READY FOR HER.
331
00:14:46,502 --> 00:14:48,036
WELL, HAVE A NICE TIME, SON.
332
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,337
I KNOW I WILL. I HOPE
PAMELA DOES, TOO.
333
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:51,639
[chuckling]
334
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:53,841
WELL, GOOD NIGHT, PETER.
335
00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:54,910
GOOD NIGHT.
336
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:04,635
THANKS, UNCLE ED.
HI, I'M PAM PHILLIPS.
337
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,637
HI, I'M PETER BRADY. COME ON IN.
338
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:07,872
IT'S NICE MEETING YOU.
339
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,540
YOU, TOO. THANKS
FOR HAVING ME OVER.
340
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,649
THAT'S OK.
341
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:11,954
YOU WANT TO LISTEN
TO SOME RECORDS?
342
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,094
SURE. I'D LOVE TO.
343
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,673
THE RECORD PLAYER'S
BACK IN THE FAMILY ROOM.
344
00:15:14,697 --> 00:15:16,442
[phone ringing] UH, STRAIGHT
THROUGH THE KITCHEN.
345
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:18,666
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. OK.
346
00:15:21,037 --> 00:15:23,904
HELLO? HI, PETER.
IT'S ME, ARTHUR.
347
00:15:23,973 --> 00:15:26,107
WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
348
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,576
I'M STILL AT HOME. I'M
GONNA BE A LITTLE LATE.
349
00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:32,080
WELL, PAM JUST ARRIVED AND I'M SUPPOSED
TO PICK UP MICHELLE IN A HALF AN HOUR.
350
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,860
LOOK, I CAN'T LEAVE MY KID
SISTER TILL MY FOLKS GET HOME.
351
00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:36,650
WELL, HOW LONG WILL THAT BE?
352
00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:37,863
I'M NOT SURE.
353
00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:39,098
WELL, GET HERE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
354
00:15:39,122 --> 00:15:40,821
I'LL CALL MICHELLE
AND STALL HER.
355
00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:44,425
[doorbell rings]
356
00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:45,726
[sighs]
357
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,916
HI, PETER! SURPRISE!
358
00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:53,333
MICHELLE!
359
00:15:53,402 --> 00:15:54,635
[knocking on door]
360
00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:58,456
WHAT KIND OF WELCOME
DO YOU CALL THAT?
361
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:01,959
UH, SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT SURPRISES
HAVE A TENDENCY TO SURPRISE ME.
362
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,194
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
363
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,422
MY BROTHER DROPPED
ME OFF TO SAVE YOU A TRIP.
364
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,342
I THOUGHT IT WAS
VERY THOUGHTFUL.
365
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,632
YEAH, VERY.
366
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,735
WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME?
367
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,887
OH, IT'S RIGHT INSIDE.
I'LL GO PUT IT ON.
368
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,288
PETER, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO LET ME IN?
369
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,178
OH, YEAH, COME ON IN.
370
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,649
UH, MY COSTUME'S RIGHT IN HERE.
371
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:25,718
OH.
372
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,252
I'LL GO PUT IT ON.
373
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,799
YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE
IN THE LIVING ROOM.
374
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,801
YOU CAN WATCH T.V.
WHILE YOU'RE WAITING.
375
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,591
OH, WELL, DON'T BE LONG.
376
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,793
UH, DON'T SIT THERE.
377
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,707
THE VIEW'S MUCH
BETTER FROM OVER HERE.
378
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:38,963
OK.
379
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,976
OH, THERE'S A GREAT
MOVIE ON T.V., YOU'LL LOVE IT.
380
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,745
UH, BUT DON'T YOU
MOVE OUT OF THAT SEAT.
381
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,335
WHY NOT?
382
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,582
I JUST WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO
MISS ANY OF THE MOVIE, THAT'S ALL.
383
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,740
BE RIGHT BACK. HUH?
384
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,908
♪ [violin playing on T.V.]
385
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,607
HI. SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.
386
00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:09,743
UH, SOMEBODY CAME TO THE DOOR RIGHT
AFTER THE PHONE. YOU KNOW, SALESMEN.
387
00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,712
PETER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
388
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,014
IT'S TO CLOSE OUT A DRAFT.
I JUST GOT OVER A COLD.
389
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,416
[coughing]
390
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:18,897
♪ [music playing] HOW'S THAT?
391
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:21,055
SUPER. LET'S DANCE.
392
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,610
OW!
393
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,290
WHAT'S THE MATTER? MY
KNEE. AN OLD FOOTBALL INJURY.
394
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,458
I BETTER GO TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
395
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,026
WELL, LET ME HELP YOU. NO, NO!
396
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,450
I... I MEAN, I JUST MET YOU,
397
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,758
I COULDN'T LET YOU
LOOK AT MY NAKED KNEE.
398
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,495
♪ [violin playing]
399
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:48,444
[mimicking Dracula] GOOD EVENING,
I WANT TO BITE YOUR NECK.
400
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,928
THAT'S REALLY NEAT, PETER.
401
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:54,465
YOU MAKE A FANTASTIC
DRACULA. LET'S GO NOW, HUH?
402
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,467
UH, W-W-WHAT'S THE HURRY?
403
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:59,696
[mimicking Dracula] LET'S
HAVE A GLASS OF BLOOD.
404
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,406
I-I'LL GET A COLD DRINK.
405
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,475
[sighs]
406
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,576
OH.
407
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,614
PETER, WHAT IN
THE WORLD IS THAT?
408
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,195
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, ALICE. RIGHT
NOW, I NEED A BOTTLE OF POP.
409
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:16,169
JUST REMEMBER TO BE BACK
IN YOUR BOX OF DIRT BY DAWN.
410
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,098
PETER?
411
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:34,021
STAY IN THERE, PAMELA. THIS
KNEE'S A PRETTY MESSY SIGHT.
412
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,272
ARE YOU OK?
413
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,661
I-I'LL PULL THROUGH.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
414
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,806
HI, I'M BACK.
415
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,708
PETER, YOUR HAIR.
416
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,994
MY HAIR? OH, MY HAIR.
417
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,562
IT'S JUST A LITTLE JOKE.
418
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,198
UH, I'M ALWAYS MAKING JOKES.
HOW ABOUT A COLD DRINK?
419
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,633
WELL, I REALLY DON'T FEEL...
420
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,034
SWELL. BE RIGHT BACK.
421
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:53,662
[mimicking Dracula] MY DEAR,
COUNT DRACULA HAS RETURNED.
422
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,219
PETER, I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO MISS ANY OF THAT PARTY.
423
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,550
[doorbell rings] DON'T WORRY.
IT'LL BE GOING ON FOR HOURS.
424
00:20:58,574 --> 00:21:00,919
ON THE OTHER HAND, LET'S
LEAVE RIGHT AFTER I GET THE DOOR.
425
00:21:00,943 --> 00:21:03,477
UH, PETER, YOU'RE
ACTING KIND OF WEIRD.
426
00:21:03,546 --> 00:21:06,826
[mimicking Dracula] US VAMPIRES
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WEIRD.
427
00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:10,717
HI!
428
00:21:12,821 --> 00:21:14,400
BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.
429
00:21:14,424 --> 00:21:16,535
GO AROUND BACK AND COME
IN LIKE YOU DID THE LAST TIME.
430
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:18,337
YOU MEAN, WHERE THE KIDS
WERE PLAYING CHECKERS?
431
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,938
RIGHT. PAMELA'S THERE.
KEEP HER ENTERTAINED
432
00:21:19,962 --> 00:21:21,740
AND I'LL MEET YOU OUT
BACK IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
433
00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:23,764
GOTCHA. AND TAKE
OFF YOUR GLASSES.
434
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:25,399
RIGHT.
435
00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:33,140
JUST A GIRL SCOUT
SELLING COOKIES.
436
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,508
CAN WE GO NOW, PLEASE?
437
00:21:34,577 --> 00:21:36,777
SURE, JUST LET ME GET
THE TICKETS AND MY WALLET.
438
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,067
HI.
439
00:21:47,323 --> 00:21:49,373
BUT... BUT YOU JUST
WENT THAT WAY.
440
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,325
WELL... WELL, IT'S BAD LUCK TO ENTER
A ROOM THE SAME WAY YOU WENT OUT.
441
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,727
IT'S AN OLD SUPERSTITION.
442
00:21:53,795 --> 00:21:55,329
WELL, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.
443
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,480
WELL, THAT SHOWS
YOU HOW OLD IT IS.
444
00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:58,816
YOU WANT TO DANCE?
445
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,189
UH, IS YOUR KNEE OK?
446
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,423
SURE. WHY?
447
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,759
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU
HURT IT PLAYING FOOTBALL.
448
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,505
WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
449
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:11,562
[door opening]
450
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:12,797
[exclaims]
451
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:15,610
(Mike) HI, KIDS. HI.
452
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:16,634
HI.
453
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,913
(Carol) WE'RE PETER'S PARENTS.
454
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,570
I'M PAMELA PHILLIPS.
455
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:20,916
WELL, WE'LL BE RIGHT
OUT OF YOUR WAY.
456
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,240
I FORGOT THE NOTES
FOR MY SPEECH.
457
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,327
SHE'S CUTE, ISN'T SHE? YES.
458
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,118
HELLO. UH, HI.
459
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,603
HI, I... I DON'T
THINK WE'VE MET.
460
00:22:36,672 --> 00:22:39,623
UH, I'M MICHELLE. ARE
YOU PETER'S PARENTS?
461
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:40,858
THAT'S RIGHT.
462
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,693
I HAVE A DATE WITH
PETER TONIGHT.
463
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,245
PETER BRADY? THAT'S RIGHT.
464
00:22:45,314 --> 00:22:47,074
WE'RE GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY.
465
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:57,541
HI.
466
00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:01,445
MIKE, I'M SEEING DOUBLE.
467
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,458
I GUESS I'D BETTER START
FROM THE BEGINNING.
468
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,065
YES.
469
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:08,853
ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE OF US WHO
CAME IN AFTER THE PICTURE STARTED.
470
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,722
WELL, IT WAS ARTHUR WHO MADE THE
DATE WITH PAMELA IN THE FIRST PLACE,
471
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,969
AND ARTHUR KEPT HIS DATE
WITH PAMELA IN THE SECOND PLACE.
472
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,125
SO, WHAT'S THE HARM?
473
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,143
THE HARM IS IN THE THIRD PLACE.
474
00:23:17,212 --> 00:23:19,413
I MEAN, YOU TRIED TO
PUT ONE OVER ON PAMELA.
475
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,143
OH, I DON'T MIND, MRS. BRADY.
476
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,247
I'M REALLY GLAD IT
WORKED OUT THIS WAY.
477
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:25,902
ARTHUR LIKES TO DANCE
AND HE'S GOT 2 GOOD KNEES.
478
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,120
I DON'T MIND, EITHER.
479
00:23:27,189 --> 00:23:28,488
I'M FLATTERED TO THINK PETER
480
00:23:28,558 --> 00:23:31,174
WOULD GO TO SO MUCH
TROUBLE TO KEEP OUR DATE.
481
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,961
WELL, AS LONG AS
EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.
482
00:23:34,029 --> 00:23:35,529
I GUESS THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.
483
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,770
MORNING, MRS. BRADY.
GOOD MORNING, ALICE.
484
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,571
DID YOU HAVE A NICE
EVENING? OH, IT WAS FUN.
485
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,773
HOW ABOUT YOU?
486
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,197
WELL, NOT SO FUN. SEEING
PETER IN THAT DRACULA OUTFIT
487
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,799
MADE ME HAVE A HORRIBLE DREAM.
488
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,012
OH, I'M SORRY, ALICE. WHAT
WAS THE DREAM ABOUT?
489
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,081
WELL, FIRST I DREAMED I
WAS CARRIED OFF BY DRACULA,
490
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,838
THEN I WAS CARRIED
OFF BY THE WOLF MAN,
491
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,107
THEN I WAS CARRIED OFF
BY FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.
492
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:05,053
OH, ALICE, THAT IS HORRIBLE.
493
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,321
OH, THAT WASN'T
THE HORRIBLE PART.
494
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,385
WHAT WAS? NOT ONE
OF THEM PROPOSED.
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