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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Greg, are you sure Mom's
going to take it that way?
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How should I know?
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I can't put myself in her place.
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The problem is, how
do we break it to her?
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Oh, what do you mean "we"?
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I didn't have
anything to do with it.
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Thanks a lot.
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You're a real friend.
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I'll give you a piece
of advice. What?
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Put your sneakers
on before you tell her.
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My sneakers?
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Yeah. When she hears
what you have to say,
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you may have
to run for your life.
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( sighing)
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Well, Alice, you know,
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this yellow shelf paper's
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really going to look nice.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Alice.
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Hi.
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Mom, you know what?
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What?
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Well... Go on.
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Tell her.
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Tell me what?
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Well, two weeks
from Friday night
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is our high school's
annual Family Night Frolics.
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Yeah, I know. I heard
about it at the PTA meeting.
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And all the
entertainment that night
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is by the students
and their parents.
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Yeah. Cute idea, isn't it?
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Well, it's for a great cause,
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isn't it, Greg?
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Yeah. Yeah. It's to raise money
for special school equipment.
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I know. We're
going to buy tickets.
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Yeah. I'll take a
stack down to Sam
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to sell at the butcher shop.
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Go on, tell her.
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Well, it's going to be
a fantastic evening,
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and there's going to
be a really super act.
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One of the mothers
and a daughter
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are going to sing a duet.
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Oh. Sounds great. Anyone I know?
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Yeah! You and me.
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No way. Absolutely not!
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But, Mom, you've
always loved to sing.
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Yes, I do love to sing,
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but not in front of
a bunch of mothers.
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Mom, you know most of them.
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Yeah, that's the trouble.
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I'd rather sing at the
zoo in the lions' cage.
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Mom, please!
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I promised the
entertainment committee
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that you'd do it with me.
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Ah! You can keep
half your promise.
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You can sing.
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But it's Family Night!
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Dad, would you talk to her?
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Honey, it's up to her.
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If your mother wants to
chicken out, it's her chicken.
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What do you mean, my chicken?
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Well, honey, if the kids
are willing to do their part,
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I think the least the
parents can do is theirs.
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I'm willing to do my part.
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I'll sweep the stage, I'll
usher, I'll take tickets...
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Anything where I can
keep my mouth shut.
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That's the trouble
with all the parents.
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Hardly any of them
will get up and perform.
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We aren't going to have
enough for our show.
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You sang in church at Christmas.
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Yes, but people didn't
have to pay to get in.
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Come to think of it, we
didn't get much money
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in the collection
basket that night, either.
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Come on, honey, do it.
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Oh, Mom, if Marcia's willing
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to go out on a
limb with her voice,
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what have you got to lose?
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You make me feel like a traitor.
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Not at all, Benedict.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Oh, thanks, Mom!
That's great. Thanks.
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Hey! Mom'll do it!
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Oh, that's great!
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Listen, we've got
to sell lots of tickets.
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Don't worry. We'll sell them.
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I'll even buy some.
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How much are they?
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Two dollars.
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I'd better stick
to selling them.
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How many tickets you got left?
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Only 15.
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How many did you start with?
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Sixteen.
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Boy, some salesman.
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Can I help you boys?
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Yes, ma'am. We're
selling these tickets
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for the Family Night Frolics
at Westdale High School.
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It's for buying
stuff for the school
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so it'll even be better
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when a little kid
like me gets there.
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No, I'm sorry.
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Hi, Peter.
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Hi, Muriel.
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I didn't know this
was your house.
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Oh, you two know each other?
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We're in the same homeroom,
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aren't we, Peter? WOMAN: Oh...
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Well, I've got some work to do.
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What are you doing here?
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Trying to sell these tickets
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for Westdale's
Family Night Frolics.
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But your mom's not interested.
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Well, so long.
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Peter, are you
going to the movies
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next Saturday afternoon?
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Why?
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Maybe we could go together.
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You and me?
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Yes. If you could go, and
if we could go together,
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I'm sure my mom would
buy some tickets from you.
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I-I'll think about it.
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Can you see me taking her?
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Boy, I'd say you
blew a cinch sale.
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So what?
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Don't you believe
in higher education?
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Yeah... but who wants
to get stuck with Muriel?
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It's better than getting
stuck with all those tickets.
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Uh, listen,
Muriel... I'd love to.
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I haven't asked you yet.
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That's okay. Mom, Mom!
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Good deal.
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Believe me, it's no bargain.
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I'm going to take
some of these tickets
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down to Sam, Mrs. Brady. Okay?
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Sure, Alice.
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( Alice humming happily)
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You know something? Hmm?
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I don't think these
songs are going to work.
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What songs are those?
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Well, since I'm
going to be singing
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for high school kids,
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I thought I'd sing one
of their current hits.
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But these lyrics...
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Some of their expressions...
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Honestly, I think they're trying
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to start a new language.
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I wouldn't worry
about it, Mrs. Brady.
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With the songs the
way they are nowadays,
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you can't hear the words
well enough to understand
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that what you would've heard
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is something you wouldn't
have understood anyway.
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And two and three. Okay?
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Hmm. Honey, no problem.
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I won't have any trouble at all
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getting rid of these
tickets for you.
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I knew I could
count on you, Sam.
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Ha-ha!
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Listen, if my customers
won't buy one,
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I'll put my thumb on the scale.
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What time do you want
to pick me up, Sam?
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The show starts at 8:00.
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Oh, well, look, I said
I'd take the tickets.
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I didn't say I'd take you.
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( chuckling)
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Well, uh... let's not
stand on ceremony.
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You can ask me
now if you'd rather.
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Well, I can't.
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What do you mean, you can't?
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My team has bowling
practice that night.
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Bowling practice?!
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Yeah, well, it's the
last chance we get
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to practice before we bowl
against the bakery boys,
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and us meat cutters
are going to grind 'em up!
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( laughing)
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You got to be kidding.
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What do you mean, kidding?
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I just had my bowling
jacket cleaned and pressed.
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You mean you're-you're
really not going to take me
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to the Family Frolic Night?
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I-I got my team to think about.
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Well, if you want
something to think about,
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you might try thinking
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about kissing your
bowling ball good night.
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Look, Alice, you're
being unreasonable.
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Unreasonable? When
you'd rather go out
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with a bowling
ball than with me?
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Aw, come on, now, honey.
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Where is that
understanding little girl
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that I know and love?
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I'll tell you where she is.
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She is walking right
out of this butcher shop,
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and she is never going to
darken your doorstep again!
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Women!
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Men.
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They're nothing but
mean, self-centered...
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insects.
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Boy, you sure do
sound mad at Sam.
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Girls, when you grow up,
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don't ever go out with
a butcher that bowls.
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Look, Alice, Sam'll
probably call up
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any minute to patch things up.
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It's too late.
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Do you know what I would
say to him now if he called?
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What?
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I'd tell him that if he thinks
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he can make it up with me,
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he's got more holes in his head
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than his bowling ball.
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Don't you want to
make up with him?
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Well, sure, I do, but I
can't let him know that.
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The trouble is, I just let Sam
take me too much for granted.
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You should have
kept him guessing.
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Right. It's when they
think you don't need 'em
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they come crawling to
you, and that's when you...
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whap 'em.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Where are you?
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CAROL: We're in here, dear.
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( scatting)
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Should we do that right there?
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Mike, we found
a song for our duet.
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It's from the musical Gypsy.
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Hey, good, because I sold
ten tickets at the office today.
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You didn't have any
trouble selling them?
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No. No trouble at all.
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Not to my secretary,
not to my assistant,
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not to a whole
lot of other people
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who still want to work for me.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Greg. Hi.
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Got some news. Oh, good. What?
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You know Mrs. Tuttle? Yeah.
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Well, she said she needed
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a lot more acts for the show,
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so I told her I'd play
a little guitar. Hey!
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You mean you're going
to be in the show, too?
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Yeah... sort of.
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What do you mean, sort of?
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W-well, she said that
since you and Marcia
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were doing a duet,
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maybe I could do an
act with somebody, too.
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I hope he hasn't done
anything I'm going to regret.
261
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,763
You mean you and
Dad in the show?
262
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,505
I think that's super.
263
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,558
Wait a minute.
264
00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:45,037
I can't be in the show.
265
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,227
( laughing)
266
00:10:46,296 --> 00:10:48,096
You didn't say that when
I needed you, buster.
267
00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:51,148
You said, "Oh, every
parent should do their part."
268
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,584
Right, Mom.
269
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,080
I don't sing. I
mean, I can't dance.
270
00:10:54,104 --> 00:10:55,915
I can't play a
musical instrument.
271
00:10:55,939 --> 00:10:57,505
I don't even juggle oranges.
272
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,418
I already told Mrs. Tuttle
you didn't have any talent.
273
00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:00,474
Thank you.
274
00:11:00,543 --> 00:11:02,154
Um... what I mean is...
275
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:05,524
Anyway, she said that you
could do a dramatic reading,
276
00:11:05,548 --> 00:11:06,942
and I could accompany
you on the guitar.
277
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,049
Now, that sounds
wonderful to me.
278
00:11:09,118 --> 00:11:10,362
Terrific.
279
00:11:10,386 --> 00:11:14,004
Well... maybe I could
manage a reading.
280
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,886
Yeah, but I wouldn't know what
to select or choose or anything.
281
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,310
She said to recite this.
282
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,257
What does Mrs. Tuttle
teach, mind reading?
283
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,358
Hey, let's go tell everybody
284
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,214
that Dad's going
to be in the show.
285
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,016
Yeah.
286
00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:27,818
Oh, cheer up, honey.
287
00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,598
Besides raising money
for a good cause,
288
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,100
there's another
advantage in all this.
289
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,157
What's that?
290
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,736
Well, once we learn our acts,
291
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,604
we can just keep doing
them over and over again.
292
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,906
Oh, yeah? How
do you figure that?
293
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,274
Well, we've got four more kids
294
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,798
headed for Westdale High.
295
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,368
More readings for you, my dear.
296
00:11:48,492 --> 00:11:50,892
Greg, have you read this
poem that Mrs. Tuttle sent
297
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,538
for me to recite in the
Family Frolic Night?
298
00:11:52,562 --> 00:11:53,895
No.
299
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,775
Well, uh, I've tried it a
couple of different ways,
300
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,099
but I think we got
a problem here.
301
00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,100
What do you mean?
302
00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:00,212
Well, let me try it for you,
303
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:01,481
and you guys see what you think.
304
00:12:01,505 --> 00:12:02,537
Come on, Peter.
305
00:12:02,606 --> 00:12:05,874
Okay.
306
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,142
Go ahead.
307
00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:10,244
"The day is done,
and the darkness
308
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,963
"Falls from the wings of night
309
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,581
"As a feather is wafted downward
310
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,082
"From an eagle in his flight.
311
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,717
"I see the lights of the village
312
00:12:16,786 --> 00:12:18,385
"Gleam through
the rain, the mist,
313
00:12:18,454 --> 00:12:19,504
"And a feeling
314
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,589
"Of sadness comes
o'er me..." No.
315
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,902
"A feeling of sadness
comes o'er me
316
00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:24,792
"That my soul cannot resist.
317
00:12:24,861 --> 00:12:25,993
A feeling of sadness..."
318
00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:29,030
( exaggerated snoring)
319
00:12:29,099 --> 00:12:32,016
Well, I see you get the point.
320
00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:37,304
I'm afraid I'm going to put
everybody in the audience
321
00:12:37,373 --> 00:12:38,639
to sleep with this thing.
322
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,675
It's dullsvile, all right.
323
00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:42,154
Can't you do something else?
324
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,277
No.
325
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,646
Mrs. Tuttle made a
special point of saying
326
00:12:45,715 --> 00:12:47,415
she'd like you to do that poem.
327
00:12:47,483 --> 00:12:49,784
I guess she
thinks it's beautiful.
328
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,819
Well, it is a beautiful poem,
329
00:12:51,888 --> 00:12:57,091
but... as a piece
of entertainment, I...
330
00:12:57,159 --> 00:12:59,160
Say...
331
00:12:59,228 --> 00:13:01,963
maybe there is a way
we can do this after all.
332
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,848
How, Dad?
333
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,534
When I was in college, I
had to do a poem called...
334
00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:09,720
Get this... "Oh,
Bowser, Brave Bowser."
335
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,155
( laughing)
336
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,224
We thought it was
pretty square, too,
337
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,593
so what we did was...
338
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,461
( continues inaudibly)
339
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,434
Still worried about
Mr. Tuttle's poem, honey?
340
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,746
Worried about
Mrs. Tuttle's poem?
341
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,010
( chuckles playfully)
342
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,583
I thought you said it was
going to be a disaster.
343
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,318
Uh-uh. What are you doing to it?
344
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,003
Well, now, you just got to
wait and see. Oh, come on.
345
00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:33,310
Hi there, folks.
346
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:34,546
I thought you might like
347
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,714
some nice, hot,
fresh-perked coffee, okay?
348
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,000
Oh, thanks, Alice.
Good idea, Alice.
349
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,508
Oh, it's all right.
Don't mention it.
350
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,653
My pleasure. No trouble at all.
351
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,022
Mrs. Brady,
352
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:47,175
you sure are lucky that
Mr. Brady isn't a butcher.
353
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,043
Oh, having trouble
with Sam, huh?
354
00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:51,613
Not anymore.
355
00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:53,014
Who needs him after all?
356
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,127
I mean, there are a lot
of other fish in the sea...
357
00:13:55,151 --> 00:13:57,918
if you like going
around with fish.
358
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,066
Sam's really got you
upset, huh, Alice?
359
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,725
Me? Upset? Nah.
360
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,838
Just 'cause an ornery old
butcher would rather play
361
00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:07,506
with his bowling
ball than take me out
362
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:10,114
to the Family Night Frolic?
363
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,784
Alice, um... Hmm? What?
364
00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:16,070
( whistles)
365
00:14:16,139 --> 00:14:19,907
Oh, uh... I'm sorry. I...
366
00:14:19,976 --> 00:14:22,443
I guess I forgot
to put the coffee
367
00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:24,846
in the percolator.
368
00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:32,787
Thank you very much.
369
00:14:32,856 --> 00:14:33,866
Come again.
370
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:36,002
Uh... now, now, let's see.
371
00:14:36,026 --> 00:14:38,971
That was, uh, one pound of
Sam's classy cold cuts, right?
372
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:40,628
Okay, fine.
373
00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:43,898
Well, ladies, tell me, uh...
374
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,811
how is everything going at home?
375
00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:47,434
Oh, everything's
just fine at home.
376
00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:48,681
Oh, good, good, good.
377
00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:50,220
And, uh... Alice?
378
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,033
Oh, Alice is especially fine.
379
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:52,990
She's just great.
380
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,009
Oh, well, that's good, good.
381
00:14:55,078 --> 00:14:58,746
I, uh, expect she's probably
been asking about me, right?
382
00:14:58,814 --> 00:14:59,931
Nope.
383
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,782
Nope?!
384
00:15:01,851 --> 00:15:04,702
Well, I guess she's
been too busy.
385
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,587
What's she so busy about?
386
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,456
Well, we really
shouldn't tell you.
387
00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:10,619
Tell me what?
388
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:11,943
About the man.
389
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,077
What man?
390
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,324
Well, there's this guy
391
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,593
that Alice has been going with.
392
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,883
Going with?
393
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,419
Practically every night.
394
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,731
Well, who is he?
395
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,472
We don't know.
We've never seen him.
396
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:28,988
They're probably meeting
at some secret rendezvous.
397
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,811
What secret rendezvous?
398
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,046
If we knew, it
wouldn't be a secret.
399
00:15:33,115 --> 00:15:34,593
Whenever Alice comes home,
400
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:37,518
she's always laughing
and giggling and humming.
401
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:39,954
Laughing and giggling
and humming, huh?
402
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,522
Well, that does it, hmm?
403
00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:44,058
She doesn't even have
the common decency
404
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,127
to wait until our
love grows cold
405
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,028
before she's out gallivanting
406
00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:50,431
with some night-crawling
rendezvouser.
407
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,598
Are you closing up?
408
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:52,811
You bet I am.
409
00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:54,013
Nobody gets any
more meat in here
410
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,557
until I settle Alice's hash.
411
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,291
( door slams)
412
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,428
Alice... Sam!
413
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,913
All right, Alice, who is it?
414
00:16:05,982 --> 00:16:07,431
Who's who?
415
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,833
I know. It's that guy at
the vegetable stand, right?
416
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,447
Vegetable stand. Malcolm?!
417
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,870
Yeah. It figures.
418
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,258
I see the way he looks at you
when you thump his honeydews.
419
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:17,353
Sam, I don't know what
you're talking about.
420
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,428
Ah! A-ha! Then it's
Ralph at the fish market.
421
00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:22,357
Ralph?! Don't deny it, Alice.
422
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,925
You've got to be
out of your head.
423
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,116
Don't argue with me,
Alice. My mind is made up.
424
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,452
You're coming with me
to the Family Night Frolics,
425
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,987
and that's final.
426
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,184
Isn't that the night you've
got bowling practice?
427
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,725
Don't tell me when to practice.
428
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,392
I'm picking you
up at 7:30 sharp.
429
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,777
Any questions?
430
00:16:36,846 --> 00:16:39,346
No, Sam. No questions.
431
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,881
Okay.
432
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:47,955
I don't know what
you did, but thank you.
433
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:51,025
( applause from auditorium)
434
00:16:53,395 --> 00:16:56,114
( playing off-key)
435
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:27,528
( applause)
436
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,075
Wasn't that a delight?
437
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:45,612
And now we have still
another delight to, uh...
438
00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:46,980
delight you.
439
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:56,323
Mrs. Carol Brady and her
delightful daughter Marcia.
440
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:06,017
( pastoral music intro)
441
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:15,142
( up-tempo
Broadway intro begins)
442
00:18:32,828 --> 00:18:35,296
( mouthing)
443
00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:48,809
♪ Wherever we go ♪
444
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,778
♪ Whatever we do ♪
445
00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:54,849
♪ We're gonna go
through it together ♪
446
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:59,120
♪ We may not go far,
but sure as a star ♪
447
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:02,673
♪ Wherever we
are, it's together ♪
448
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,677
♪ Wherever I go,
I know she goes ♪
449
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:10,681
♪ Wherever I go,
I know she goes ♪
450
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:14,768
♪ No fits, no fights,
no feuds and no egos ♪
451
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:18,773
♪ Amigos together ♪
452
00:19:18,841 --> 00:19:21,459
♪ Through thick
and through thin ♪
453
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,193
♪ All out or all in ♪
454
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:26,663
♪ And whether it's
win, place or show ♪
455
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,267
♪ Oh, you for me
and me for you ♪
456
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,375
♪ We'll muddle through
whatever we do ♪
457
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:35,039
♪ Together, wherever we go ♪
458
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,040
♪ Through thick
and through thin ♪
459
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,347
♪ All out or all in ♪
460
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:03,801
♪ And whether it's
win, place or show ♪
461
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,647
♪ With you for me
and me for you ♪
462
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,838
♪ We'll muddle through ♪
whatever we do ♪
463
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:11,708
♪ Together, together, together ♪
464
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,138
♪ Well, you for me
and me for you ♪
465
00:20:13,162 --> 00:20:14,528
♪ We'll muddle through ♪
466
00:20:14,597 --> 00:20:18,715
♪ Whatever we do
together, together, together ♪
467
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,051
♪ Well, you for me
and me for you ♪
468
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,687
♪ We'll muddle through
whatever we do ♪
469
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:30,995
♪ Together wherever we go. ♪
470
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,248
( applause)
471
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,842
Wasn't that a delight, too?
472
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,977
But talent is not restricted
473
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,513
to the ladies in
the Brady family.
474
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,081
No, indeed.
475
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:54,518
Here are Mr. Mike
Brady and his son Greg
476
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,939
in a delightful
presentation of their own.
477
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,005
"The Day is Done"
478
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:19,109
by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
479
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:23,547
"The day is done
and darkness falls...
480
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,049
( strums)
481
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,362
"From the wings of night
482
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:30,788
"As a feather is
wafted downward...
483
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,308
( audience laughing)
484
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:52,309
"As a feather is wafted downward
485
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:55,078
"From an eagle in his flight.
486
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,696
"I see the lights
of the village gleam
487
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:15,565
"Through the rain and mist...
488
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:19,002
( rain-like strumming)
489
00:22:22,692 --> 00:22:24,603
"And a feeling of
sadness comes o'er me
490
00:22:24,627 --> 00:22:27,187
"That my soul can't resist.
491
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:31,465
"A feeling of
sadness and longing
492
00:22:31,534 --> 00:22:34,684
"That is not akin to pain
493
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:41,558
"And resembles sorrow only
as the mist resembles rain.
494
00:22:49,986 --> 00:22:52,453
"Not from the grand old masters,
495
00:22:52,521 --> 00:22:55,422
"Not from the bards sublime
496
00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:59,726
"Whose distant footsteps echo
497
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,080
"Through the corridors of time.
498
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,365
( Greg imitating footsteps)
499
00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:15,592
"Fro, like strains
of martial music..."
500
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:18,779
( John Philip Sousa
march playing)
501
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:58,169
Carol? Honey?
502
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,171
Oh, hi, sweetheart.
503
00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:02,984
I was just fixing you
something cold to drink.
504
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:06,943
Well... any repercussions
505
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,412
on the Family Night Frolics?
506
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,992
I tell you, that telephone
hasn't stopped ringing all day.
507
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:12,127
Threatening phone calls, huh?
508
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,229
No. They were
very complimentary.
509
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:16,387
Well, naturally. You
and Marcia were great.
510
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,233
There were just as many
calls for you and Greg.
511
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,101
I tell you, you guys
were a smash hit.
512
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,503
I told you so. You know, uh,
513
00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:25,162
it was really "a very big shew."
514
00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:27,331
Excuse me, folks.
515
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,144
Dinner will be ready
in about 20 minutes.
516
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,612
Turkey with all the trimmings.
517
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,070
We are celebrating Thanksgiving.
518
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,387
Thanksgiving?
519
00:24:34,456 --> 00:24:36,623
Alice, I think your
calendar's a little mixed up.
520
00:24:36,691 --> 00:24:38,019
It's Thanksgiving to me,
521
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:40,711
'cause Sam's
back, and I got him.
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00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,526
Well, since we're
celebrating holidays,
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Happy Easter.
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00:24:45,551 --> 00:24:47,501
Merry Christmas.
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