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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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( vacuum whirring loudly)
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Alice!
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Alice!
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( humming)
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Alice! ( yelps)
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I'm sorry, did I scare
you? ( turns off vacuum)
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No, no, I always jump like that
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when I vacuum the living room.
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Listen, Alice, Mom and Dad
must have told you something
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about the surprise.
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All they said was, they were
bringing home a big surprise,
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and we'd all get to see
it when they get here.
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Alice, Alice.
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Listen, if you give
me a little hint,
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I'll tell you a big secret.
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Honey, I really don't know
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what it is. Honest.
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Look... please do me a favor,
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go tell your
brothers and sisters
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not to bother to try pumping me.
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The well is dry.
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Alice?
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( humming)
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Alice.
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Uh... oh.
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Sorry, Alice.
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That's all right.
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I've just got to learn
to be more touchable.
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We finally got home.
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And just in the
nick of time, too.
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Something wrong?
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Yes, there certainly is.
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You have got six children
and one housekeeper
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dying of a disease
called curiosity.
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Well, I got just
the cure for that.
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Hey, kids, come on down!
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Marcia, Greg?
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Care to give me a little hint?
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Not particularly.
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BOBBY: Here we come.
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What is it, Dad?
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( kids all talking excitedly)
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Yes, it's for all of you.
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The surprise is for
the whole family,
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and if you'll hold it
down to a little roar,
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I'm going to show you.
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Come on. Come on, over here.
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All of you, look out
the window there.
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Alice, you, too.
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We're going to
see the big surprise.
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Voilà... the surprise.
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( all exclaim)
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JAN: It's a trailer!
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PETER: It's the big,
folding-down kind.
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( all talking at once)
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Hey, hey.
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We're all going to
go on a great, big trip
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to Grand Canyon.
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( kids squeal and shout)
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MIKE: Uh, Greg, listen.
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I want you to open
all these bags up
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and make sure they're
in good condition, okay?
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Okay, Dad.
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Gee, I can't wait
to get started.
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Grand Canyon, wow!
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Well, it's not just
the canyon, Bob.
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We can learn all about
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the Indian tribes
that live there...
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Like the Havasupai, the
Hopi, Hualapai, Navajo.
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How'd they get
such strange names?
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Well, each name
means something, Pete.
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Like "Havasupai" for instance,
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means "Great people of
blue-green running water."
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How about my name, Dad,
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does "Bobby" mean anything?
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Yeah.
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It means "Little man
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with great, big, running mouth."
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Hey, hey, come on, come on.
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Hey, hey, come on.
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Let's get a little
work done "hyar."
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Gee, I can't wait to get there.
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Yeah. It must
really be beautiful.
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I want to meet the Indians
and see the cabooses.
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That's "papooses."
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A caboose is the
back end of a train.
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Oh. I thought it was the
back end of an Indian.
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( laughing)
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How's it going, girls?
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Fine. We're just
finishing packing.
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Good... now, mostly
sweaters and jeans.
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And remember, we leave
bright and early in the morning.
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Can we go down to the
bottom of the canyon, too, Mom?
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Sure, that's the most
exciting part of the trip.
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One mile, straight down.
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Wow.
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How will we get down there?
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Well, that's what
makes it exciting.
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We ride down by mule train.
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Oh, good!
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( chuckling): Boy.
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What's so funny?
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Can you see Alice on a mule?
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She won't even ride on
the merry-go-round with me.
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Listen, girls, uh, I
think we better wait
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for the best
psychological moment
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to tell Alice about the mule.
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When is that?
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When she's sitting on it.
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Okay, kids, you all set?
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Come on, load up.
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Everybody in.
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( all giggling and chatting)
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Uh... hey, hey!
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Listen, one last check.
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Now, are you sure
that you've taken care
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of every detail that
you're supposed to?
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KIDS: Yes!
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Are you positive that you
haven't forgotten anything?
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( all talking at once)
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Okay.
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Grand Canyon, here we come.
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♪ Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream ♪
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♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily ♪
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♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily ♪
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♪ Life is but a dream ♪
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♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily ♪
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♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily ♪
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♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily ♪
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♪ Life is but a dream ♪
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♪ Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream... ♪
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Kids, listen, no dallying,
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'cause I want to make
that trailer camp by nightfall.
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Howdy. Want to fill 'er up, sir?
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Yeah, we got a long
way to go, thanks. Good.
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Hey, mister, where is the...?
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It's right up the stairs
there, little buddy.
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Hey, mister... Got one
up there for you, too.
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Where are y'all
folks headed for?
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Grand Canyon.
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Boy, that place
sure gets crowded
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this time of year. Yeah.
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Even the squirrels
need reservations.
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( laughing)
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Don't you get it?
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Even the squirrels...
Yeah, we get it.
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But we'll be camping out. I see.
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Listen, is there
anything interesting
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to see around this area?
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No, not too much,
outside of Cactus Creek.
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Cactus Creek?
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Yeah, used to be a
big gold boom there.
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Ain't nothing but an
old ghost town now.
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Been deserted for years.
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Ghost town! Hey Dad,
why don't we stop by...?
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( kids all talking excitedly)
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How far is this Cactus Creek?
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Well, see, straight
down the highway,
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first dirt road
turnoff, make a left,
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go about 20 miles.
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Oh, gee, we'd never make
the trailer camp by nightfall.
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Why don't we camp out
at the ghost town instead?
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah, may we?
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What do you think, honey?
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Well, if that's what
everybody wants,
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it's okay with me. Oh, good.
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Okay, ghost town it is.
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Come on, pile in.
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In you go.
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Don't spill that.
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Come on.
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Well, let's see.
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With the drinks,
that'll be $6.50, sir.
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Okay.
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Cash money, if you don't mind.
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Let's see, six... Six... right.
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Um, fifty. There we go.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I appreciate the business.
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All right, you kids,
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now, don't let
old ghost get you.
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( laughs)
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So long now.
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Bye-bye. Have a good time.
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( tires squeal)
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Alice!
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( Alice shouts)
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I thought I heard you drive off.
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♪ Hail, hail, the
gang's all here ♪
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♪ What the heck do we care? ♪
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♪ What the heck do we care? ♪
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♪ Hail, hail, the
gang's all here ♪
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♪ What the heck
do we care now? ♪
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♪ Hail, hail the gang's all... ♪
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( wind whistling)
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Wow, what a neat place!
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BOBBY: Boy, this
is going to be fun.
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MARCIA: Yeah.
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CINDY: Can we go
look around, Daddy?
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No, first we have
to set up camp.
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Come on, on the double,
everybody pitches in.
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Sure is a neat old ghost town.
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I don't like that
word, "ghost town."
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I bet we're the only ones
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that ever camped
out in a ghost town.
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Hey, look!
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Stand by it, and I'll
take a picture of you.
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I got a better idea.
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We'll make a movie...
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The Great Stagecoach Robbery.
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Who's gonna be the crook?
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You.
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You got shifty eyes.
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Marcia, Jan, Cindy!
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Yeah?
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You want to be in a movie?
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The Great Stagecoach Robbery.
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GIRLS: Yeah,
sure, that'd be fun!
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I want to be the
stagecoach driver.
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Okay, Bobby, climb up.
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Peter, you're the
crook, right? Right.
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That's 'cause he
got shifty eyes.
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You're going to be
the first guy I shoot.
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Come on, you guys,
let's start the robbery.
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Okay. Marcia, can
I borrow your scarf?
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Sure.
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Marcia, so you be
the new schoolmarm
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that's coming in to town.
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And Jan and Cindy...
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two dance hall girls
coming to work in the saloon.
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Okay. Okay.
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( singing a tune)
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GREG: All right, all right.
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Come on, get up
into the stagecoach.
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Come on. Come on, Cindy.
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Everybody up.
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Listen, stick your
heads out the window.
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We just get up
here and sit in, right?
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Yeah, right. CINDY: Oh, neato.
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( girls giggling)
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Listen, when I
say "action," Peter,
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you run in on your
horse and stick them up.
263
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,845
Okay? Okay.
264
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,002
All right, everybody?
265
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Action.
266
00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:21,956
Whoa. Stick 'em up.
267
00:12:22,025 --> 00:12:23,305
Hands high!
268
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,726
Whoa!
269
00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:27,690
Bobby, you're supposed
to protect the gold
270
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,058
and your passengers. Protest.
271
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,681
You can't hold us up!
272
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,278
Pow, pow! Pow, pow, pow!
273
00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:34,652
You shoot me again,
and I'm going to get mad.
274
00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,338
Bobby, you're shot. Die.
275
00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:38,756
I don't want to die yet.
276
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,091
I just started acting.
277
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,559
I said to die.
278
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,227
Okay.
279
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,178
Pow! Pow!
280
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:46,747
( groaning)
281
00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:49,217
( gasping and
crying in distress)
282
00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:52,019
( groaning dramatically)
283
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,958
Will you die already?
284
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,598
( grunts)
285
00:13:09,506 --> 00:13:12,323
Okay, everyone out...
And make it quick.
286
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,692
( giggling)
287
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,115
Get their jewelry, Peter.
288
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:22,661
Give me all your jewelry!
289
00:13:22,685 --> 00:13:24,552
Everything, see?
290
00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:25,881
Dance hall girls, flirt with him
291
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,082
so he won't take your jewelry.
292
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,405
Hello, big boy.
293
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,224
You're kind of cute.
294
00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:32,643
ALICE: Okay, kids...
295
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,832
Greg, Marcia, everybody!
296
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:35,129
( whistles)
297
00:13:35,197 --> 00:13:36,464
( metallic rattling)
298
00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:38,132
Chow time!
299
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,967
Come and get it!
300
00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:41,636
( whistles)
301
00:13:41,704 --> 00:13:44,539
Boy, that ought to raise
a few ghosts around here.
302
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:46,290
( chuckles)
303
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,176
We can finish the
robbery after we eat.
304
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,700
This is really great
chicken, Alice.
305
00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:02,923
( all agreeing)
306
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:04,292
Anybody want seconds?
307
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,704
There's plenty of
fried chicken here.
308
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:07,245
ALL: Thanks!
309
00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:11,198
It's all in my teeth.
310
00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:15,314
Either my eyes are
playing tricks on me,
311
00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:18,306
or that chicken leg got
up and walked away.
312
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,487
From the looks
of their equipment,
313
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:23,778
they plan to stay awhile.
314
00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:26,347
Yes, sir, I wonder
how they heard
315
00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,433
about my strike, huh?
316
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,568
Well, it won't happen again.
317
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:34,422
No, sir, I know just how
to outslick them slickers.
318
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:36,552
Put a big smile on
your face, Bessie...
319
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,354
And don't do nothing suspicious.
320
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,388
There you go.
321
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,962
( brays)
322
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,464
If this is a ghost town,
323
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:45,266
when do we get
to see the ghosts?
324
00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:47,796
There aren't really
any ghosts, Cindy.
325
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,053
Absolutely. No ghosts.
326
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,565
No, they call it a ghost town
327
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,534
because that's
all that's left...
328
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,620
Just the memory
of what used to be.
329
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:55,738
Howdy, folks!
330
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,362
( surprised exclamations)
331
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,930
Well, now, I didn't
mean to frighten you.
332
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,777
I just wanted to welcome you.
333
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,646
Brown's my name... Zaccariah T.
334
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,980
Me and Bessie
want to welcome you
335
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,604
to Cactus Creek.
336
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,905
Thank you, Mr. Brown.
337
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,073
Brady's the name.
338
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,542
This is my wife
and family and Alice.
339
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:12,560
Hi. Hi. Hi.
340
00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:13,978
GREG: Hi, Mr. Brown.
341
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,223
Yeah, smells like
342
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,576
you got a way with
chicken, ma'am.
343
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,533
I ain't eaten in three days.
344
00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:21,869
There are crumbs
in your whiskers.
345
00:15:21,937 --> 00:15:25,623
I ain't washed in
three days either.
346
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,686
Would you care to join us
347
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,471
in a bite, Mr. Brown?
348
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,324
Oh, yes... just to be friendly.
349
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,192
What do you do in these parts?
350
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:35,027
We don't often see strangers.
351
00:15:35,051 --> 00:15:37,618
Well, we're just passing through
on our way to the Grand Canyon.
352
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,453
We're going to find some gold.
353
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,439
Kind of figured that, young man.
354
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,619
Were you here during the
big gold boom, Mr. Brown?
355
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,427
Well, my granddaddy,
he made the first strike,
356
00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:47,840
and then he built this town.
357
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,264
I tell you, the
stories I could tell you
358
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,999
that would keep you bug-eyed.
359
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:55,186
ALL: Tell us, please!
360
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,089
We really would love
to hear some, Mr. Brown.
361
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,523
Well, I might be able to
362
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,926
if I had the right kind
of encouragement.
363
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,395
Alice, do we have any
encouragement left there?
364
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,679
He's got a choice.
365
00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:07,058
Would you like to be
encouraged by the neck
366
00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:09,700
or the part that goes
over the fence last?
367
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,886
Never could make decisions.
368
00:16:11,955 --> 00:16:13,721
I'll take both kinds.
369
00:16:15,992 --> 00:16:19,343
This whole thing belonged
to my granddaddy.
370
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,346
Now, this here this is
the blacksmith shop.
371
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,515
Smithy named Murphy.
372
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,017
Strongest man I ever saw.
373
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,019
He used to pick up a
horse under one arm
374
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,803
and he would shoe
it with the other.
375
00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:32,356
You wouldn't kid a man,
would you, Mr. Brown?
376
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:33,841
Oh, no, no, no.
377
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,643
Terrible thing about Murphy.
378
00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:37,761
He got killed
holding up a train.
379
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,346
Did he get shot?
380
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,344
No, he held it up
as long as he could,
381
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,950
and it fell on him.
382
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,152
He landed on his caboose!
383
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,120
How do you like that?
384
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:49,189
Let's go on over here.
385
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,809
Now, this here is
386
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:55,462
what you might call
the business center.
387
00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:58,499
I tell you, uh, fancy
people in carriages.
388
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,467
Oh, it was really something
389
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,103
back in the old days.
390
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:03,782
ALICE: Is this the saloon
where you used to whoop it up?
391
00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:05,239
What, the saloon?
392
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:07,119
Oh, yeah, we had some
real window-rattlers in there.
393
00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:08,576
I tell you, the boys
394
00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:11,295
would come down from
the hills with a bag of gold
395
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,914
drinking, shooting and gambling.
396
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:16,267
Drinking, shooting and gambling.
397
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:19,136
Except on Sunday... no gambling.
398
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,939
Oh, that's really very
touching, Mr. Brown.
399
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,409
I'll tell you something
very few folks know.
400
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,610
Kind of a crooked
poker game in there...
401
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,713
Jesse James went to jail
for the first time in his life.
402
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,532
Jesse James?!
403
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,868
Yes, sir, the one and
only Jesse James.
404
00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:35,002
I didn't know Jesse James
405
00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,637
was ever in this
part of the country.
406
00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,234
Mr. Brady, you
going to believe me
407
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,573
or those phony history books?
408
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,209
I can prove it.
409
00:17:42,277 --> 00:17:44,478
You just follow me,
and I'll show you.
410
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:46,863
Come on, follow me, let's go.
411
00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:52,136
Yes, sir, you can't
believe everything you read
412
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,138
in them history books.
413
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:57,941
Learn the Old West
from one who knows it.
414
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,988
I knew a girl
who lived in there.
415
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,412
Yes, sir, Jesse James.
416
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,059
And I'll tell you
something: I can prove it.
417
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,160
Absolutely.
418
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,096
Jesse James carved his initials
419
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,364
right in the wall
of this here jail.
420
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,421
Can we see it?
421
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,009
Course you can see it.
422
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,303
Here's your proof...
423
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,394
here you are,
right in here, yeah.
424
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:19,763
Over in that cell, that's
where you'll see the proof.
425
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:23,301
You think I don't know
what I'm talking about.
426
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,769
Right in the cell
there, that's right.
427
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,065
Oh, go look on the wall.
428
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:28,589
Go right over there to the cot.
429
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:29,934
We don't see anything.
430
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:32,727
No, of course, it's over
in the lower left corner.
431
00:18:32,795 --> 00:18:35,696
Now, all of you,
move the cot, that's it.
432
00:18:35,765 --> 00:18:37,464
( cackles)
433
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,263
Hey, what are you doing?
434
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,670
What am I doing?
435
00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:44,483
I'm stopping you slickers
from stealing my claim,
436
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:45,439
that's what I'm doing!
437
00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:46,602
What claim?
438
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,259
What claim? Gold claim.
439
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,038
We don't want any gold.
440
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,496
Sure we do, Dad.
441
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,679
Bobby.
442
00:18:52,748 --> 00:18:54,665
I'll take his word for it.
443
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,444
Look, Mr. Brown,
I can assure you
444
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,035
we have no interest...
445
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:01,271
Figured you can put one over
on Zaccariah T. Brown, did you?
446
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,357
Well, you got
another think coming.
447
00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:06,294
You have to get up early
in the morning every...
448
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,396
( cackles): I got you
there; you better believe it.
449
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:12,015
( exclaiming)
450
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:27,047
Hey, he's taking the
car and the trailer!
451
00:19:27,116 --> 00:19:28,516
MIKE: Hey!
452
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,971
Mike, do something!
453
00:19:34,991 --> 00:19:36,256
It's all right, honey.
454
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:37,636
I'm sure we can
break out of here.
455
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:41,095
These bars must be
rusted halfway through.
456
00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:42,713
Okay, all right, just watch.
457
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,192
Watch out, kids.
458
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,217
Careful.
459
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,654
Wow, that's pretty strong rust.
460
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,282
Honey, what are we going to do?
461
00:20:11,928 --> 00:20:14,060
There must be a way out.
462
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,296
Hey, Dad, think we
could use the key?
463
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:17,681
What key?
464
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,283
The one hanging on the post.
465
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,451
I just noticed it.
466
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:27,174
I thought that nutty old
prospector took the key.
467
00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:29,021
MIKE: He did; I saw him take it.
468
00:20:29,045 --> 00:20:30,327
There's two of 'em...
469
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,873
One for the sheriff
and one for the deputy.
470
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,897
Oh?
471
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,026
Sure, that's the way
472
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,416
it always is in Westerns.
473
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,518
Well, that's it, then.
474
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:40,921
All we have to do
is get... the key.
475
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,689
I've seen a lot of
cowboy movies.
476
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,725
All we have to do
is wait for our gang
477
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:46,593
to ride into town
and bust us out.
478
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,141
Oh, Bob. We don't have
a gang, dumb-dumb.
479
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,998
Hey, wait a second.
480
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:52,347
I once saw a Western
481
00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:55,102
where a guy was in jail.
482
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,469
He went over to the window
483
00:20:56,538 --> 00:20:57,955
and whistled for his horse.
484
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,973
( whistling)
485
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,718
He's off again.
486
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:05,963
He took the rope off the saddle
487
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,599
and made a great big lasso.
488
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:09,828
He went over to the bars,
489
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,996
and he tied it on.
490
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,497
Hey, wait a minute! What?
491
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,854
I think I got it!
492
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:15,639
What? Who's got a belt?
493
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,352
Well, I do, but what
do you want a belt for?
494
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:18,476
To make a rope.
495
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:19,855
If you can rope a
steer or a horse,
496
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,096
why not a key, huh?
497
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,476
Come on, Dad. Higher.
498
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,966
( disappointed groans)
499
00:21:28,071 --> 00:21:29,135
Okay.
500
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,109
( disappointed groans)
501
00:21:35,177 --> 00:21:38,278
All right, I-I think I've
got a way this time.
502
00:21:38,347 --> 00:21:40,547
CAROL: Yeah, that's...
503
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,534
Okay.
504
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,719
( exclaiming)
505
00:21:45,788 --> 00:21:48,439
( chattering excitedly)
506
00:21:52,828 --> 00:21:55,913
( disappointed groans)
507
00:21:55,982 --> 00:22:00,434
Well, we'll have
to go to plan "B."
508
00:22:00,502 --> 00:22:02,502
What's plan "B"?
509
00:22:20,022 --> 00:22:21,605
CAROL: Aw!
510
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,496
CAROL: Oh!
511
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,867
( exclaiming)
512
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,453
Okay, now for the big guns.
513
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,390
Wow!
514
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,538
CAROL: Keep
your fingers crossed.
515
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,778
Oh, please.
516
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,330
( groaning)
517
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,940
( cheering)
518
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,641
Okay, okay!
519
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,150
Now we're going to
put those socks to use.
520
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:09,453
CAROL: Boy, it's a good
thing I had my purse with me.
521
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,689
Hon, take your time.
522
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,528
MIKE: Hey!
523
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,680
That's good, right there.
524
00:23:25,187 --> 00:23:26,486
Okay...
525
00:23:29,358 --> 00:23:30,974
Come on.
526
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,687
Easy. That's it, that's it.
527
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:33,777
Easy, easy.
528
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:36,212
Come on, come on.
529
00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:37,898
MIKE: Come on.
530
00:23:37,967 --> 00:23:39,049
Come on.
531
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,162
Come on.
532
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,186
Come on.
533
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,764
That's it, come on.
534
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:45,622
( cheering)
535
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:48,158
Hey, kids, come here. Hey, kids.
536
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,493
We're free,
537
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:51,540
but we're still stranded
here, remember?
538
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,542
Honey, I'm going to try to
walk down to the main road
539
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,165
to see if I can't flag
somebody down.
540
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,545
Mike, that's 20 miles from here.
541
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,502
Well, I can't think
of any other way.
542
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,770
Besides, if it gets too
hot, I'll rest during the day
543
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:01,989
and walk at night.
544
00:24:02,058 --> 00:24:04,474
Well, I don't
like the idea of it.
545
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,076
I guess you're right.
546
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,522
Can I go with you, Dad?
547
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,324
You always say nobody
should hike alone.
548
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,726
Greg, I need a
man to stay behind
549
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,082
to watch out for the others,
550
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:13,996
and I'm kind of counting on
you to do that for me, okay?
551
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,163
Yeah, all right.
552
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,620
Then can I go, Dad?
553
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,455
You think you're up to it?
554
00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:19,790
I sure am.
555
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,125
Okay.
556
00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,472
I'll get you some
canteens of water.
557
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,180
We'll be waiting,
and you be careful.
558
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,875
I wonder if they've
reached the highway yet.
559
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:39,643
How long have they
been gone, anyway?
560
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:40,992
20 minutes.
561
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,998
My, how time flies
when you're having fun.
562
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:49,469
CAROL: No water, no food.
563
00:24:49,538 --> 00:24:52,306
What if Mike and Peter
can't make it to the highway?
564
00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:54,474
What's going to
happen to them...
565
00:24:54,543 --> 00:24:56,944
To all of us?
566
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,811
ANNOUNCER: Don't miss
Part Two of the exciting
567
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,612
Brady Bunch Grand
Canyon adventure
568
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:06,269
next week at this same time.
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