Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,359
"Nothing to do." "Nothing to do"?
"Nothing to do,"?!
2
00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,119
Mm. I mean...
3
00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,319
Thank you. There's tonnes to do!
4
00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,599
There's lovely little walks and
there's that nice pub down the road.
5
00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,879
That closed down.
6
00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,359
OK, well, there's still
that not-very-nice pub
7
00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,599
that's a long way away.
8
00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,519
OK, not lots to do, exactly,
9
00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,479
but, like, whatever happened to
the great outdoors?
10
00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,319
Climb a tree. Hug a tree. Visit...
11
00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,840
a... tree.
12
00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,559
Sorry.
13
00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,799
I'm going on.
No, no, no, it's the, erm...
14
00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,439
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
15
00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,239
There's too much milk,
if anything!
16
00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,079
It should be the colour
of a buff envelope.
17
00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,879
No, no, no, we've been through this.
It should be brick red, one lump.
18
00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,359
A slice of lemon and nothing more!
19
00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,239
Well, two lumps,
if you're on manoeuvres.
20
00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,879
Or a drop of something stronger,
if you get the right tea lady.
21
00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,999
God, I miss the Commons. No, look,
come along, it should be brick red.
22
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,039
We've heard. You're just wrong.
23
00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,119
How dare you tell a soldier how to
make tea!
24
00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,479
I don't have to listen to this.
I'm from Yorkshire, mate!
25
00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,879
I'm practically made of tea!
26
00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,359
FANNY: Well, my family imported
tea, and the correct way...
27
00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,919
SHE GROANS Yorkshire...
28
00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,999
God!
SILENCE!
29
00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,919
Do you lot ever think you maybe
spend a little bit too much time
30
00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,679
in each other's company?
31
00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,319
Well, we don't have much choice.
32
00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,879
Yes, you know what they say -
you can't choose your family.
33
00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:15,079
Or the people you're trapped with
for eternity in the afterlife.
34
00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,039
Do they say that?
35
00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,199
No, I said it.
36
00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,080
ROBIN: I've never heard anyone...
ARGUMENT RESTARTS
37
00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:31,319
Absolutely ridiculous,
telling me how to make my tea.
38
00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:34,520
I mean, I can't drink it,
but that's not the point.
39
00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,519
Ah!
DOG BARKS
40
00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,680
Ah!
41
00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,400
Mm.
42
00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:44,800
Good!
43
00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,599
HE HUMS
44
00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,679
Mornin'. Good morning.
45
00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,239
HE HUMS, THEN SUDDENLY STOPS
46
00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,639
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
47
00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,440
Attention, everyone!
48
00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,999
There's another ghost.
ALL GASP
49
00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,720
I told you!
50
00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,679
{\an8}Just up there, on the border.
51
00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,519
{\an8}Ah, the old Asprey estate. Mm.
52
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,199
{\an8}I said ages ago
is dead guy over hedge!
53
00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,199
{\an8}Yes, well, you say a lot of things,
Robin, and your imagination
54
00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,479
{\an8}does have a tendency
to run away with you.
55
00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,239
{\an8}The Queen's out there!
56
00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,199
{\an8}Two horses are doing it.
57
00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,079
{\an8}They are filming a Carry On!
58
00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,680
{\an8}Is dead guy over the hedge!
59
00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,879
I know what I saw.
CAPTAIN: Come along.
60
00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,239
Where's the fire?
61
00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,039
Ah! There's another ghost, Alison.
Come and say hello!
62
00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,879
Yeah, leave that.
Repairs are for squares.
63
00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,199
I'm all right, thanks.
64
00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,400
No offence, but the last thing
I need is another ghost.
65
00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:02,879
Annabel!
66
00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,999
UNDER HER BREATH: Or another neighbour.
67
00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,919
Ah! Isn't she marvellous?
68
00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,199
The quad bike, not you.
69
00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,999
Thank you.
I was hoping to catch you.
70
00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,599
A little bird - Mary from the shop -
tells me you've started a B&B.
71
00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,399
That's right, yeah, up at the
Gatehouse. Right.
72
00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,519
It's just that there may be
voices on the local council
73
00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,159
who will worry about... tone.
74
00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,559
What voices? Well, exactly!
75
00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,359
Saying things like,
"Brings down the area,"
76
00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,719
or, "Turning into Blackpool."
77
00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,159
We need the money,
so you can tell these "voices"
78
00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,559
that it's all very above board.
79
00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,399
It's very classy, in fact.
Five-star.
80
00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,759
Well, it will be.
We hope so, at some point.
81
00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,079
Well, that's what they all say.
82
00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,879
But before you know it,
there's a funfair, donkey rides
83
00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,359
and a real problem with prostitution.
84
00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,279
When did you last leave the area?
85
00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,759
All I'm saying is,
86
00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:57,359
is it really worth the risk for
the sake of a couple of quid?
87
00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,639
200 quid a night. Well, exactly.
88
00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,079
Pin money! 200?
89
00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,519
Well, there's something
to think about.
90
00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,400
ENGINE STARTS Toodle-pip!
91
00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,639
"Nothing to do."
Can you believe that?
92
00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,079
OVER PHONE: Well, you are
a bit out in the sticks.
93
00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:20,319
Maybe you need to offer some
activities, like bungee jumping.
94
00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,359
Off what? The roof?
All right, then, archery.
95
00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,639
Ooh, yeah! That's a great...
96
00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:28,079
No. Actually, not archery.
97
00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,759
Well, wine tasting, then.
98
00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,919
Or baking. Or cookery!
99
00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,639
Not cookery. What is that?!
100
00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,759
Fridge bap.
You still eat fridge baps?
101
00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,839
Mm-hm. Mate, you're not 21 any more!
102
00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,879
You need to look after yourself.
103
00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,639
Ohhh!
104
00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,919
Open a health farm!
105
00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,679
A spa! A hotel!
106
00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,159
That's already the plan.
107
00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,999
Well, I don't know!
People need something to do.
108
00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,920
Doesn't need to be much.
Just a bit of fun. Hmm!
109
00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,039
When you die, can I have your decks?
110
00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,679
ALL EXCLAIM
CAPTAIN: Exciting.
111
00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,319
Hello! Here we are, of course!
112
00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,119
No, simmer down, simmer down.
Simmer. Simmer.
113
00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,839
Simmer.
114
00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,720
Now, this is, erm...
115
00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,919
Sorry, I don't actually
know your name.
116
00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,239
Maddocks, sir.
117
00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,119
ALL: Maddocks! Maddocks... Maddocks?
118
00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,719
Ah, everyone, this is Maddocks.
119
00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,039
Maddocks, this is... everyone! Hello!
120
00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,399
How do, how do? Robin.
121
00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:27,919
Hey! And, erm, Maddocks
died by, erm...
122
00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,359
Sorry, I didn't actually
ask you anything, did I?
123
00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,679
Erm, I trod on a badger trap, sir.
124
00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,359
Ah! Oh! Oh. Oh, no.
125
00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,439
That's nasty. Yes, that's...
Oh, you can see the bone!
126
00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,239
Oh, aye, you can, yeah.
127
00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,119
Here! Do I detect an accent?
128
00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,959
Sheffield lad, sir. Give over!
129
00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,599
I'm from Huddersfield!
130
00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,519
Neighbouring... fields!
131
00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,839
Well, er, we still are, sir.
ALL LAUGH
132
00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,919
He's funny! He's funny!
133
00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,839
In't you funny? Oh, if it
pleases you, sir.
134
00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:01,279
Aye, I come down this way
looking for work. Gamekeeper.
135
00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,959
JULIAN: Feared as much.
Working-class.
136
00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,199
Unless they're in a voting booth,
there's very little point.
137
00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,039
So you worked for the Aspreys?
138
00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,959
Uh-huh. I knew Lady Asprey.
139
00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,479
We played bridge together.
140
00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,999
Well, I played. She cheated. Mm.
141
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,199
Erm...
142
00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,439
Anyway, I should probably...
ALL: Oh, no, no!
143
00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,879
OVERLAPPING PROTESTS
144
00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,320
Well, it's just, er...
145
00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,879
I don't like to linger here.
146
00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,839
This is where it happened. The trap.
147
00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,239
Nine hours to bleed out.
148
00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,839
Two weeks to find the corpse.
149
00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,719
I had to watch meself being eaten.
150
00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,119
Slowly.
151
00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,720
By badgers.
152
00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,919
Well, all the more reason
to stay, then!
153
00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,439
New company, new memories.
154
00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,119
Perhaps, in time,
155
00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,439
this spot will remind you of us
instead of, erm...
156
00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,639
Being eaten by badgers?
157
00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,319
Yes.
158
00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,519
Well, you must stay.
You simply must!
159
00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,359
Oh, well, if I must, sir.
160
00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,719
Let's dispense with the formalities.
161
00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,359
Please, call me...
162
00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,159
MIKE: Fun. Fun.
163
00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,680
Ooh, yeah.
164
00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,759
Ah, there you are. Are you... busy?
No, no. No.
165
00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,399
They've, erm, popped out
to meet someone.
166
00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,159
Right, so, we've got all of
this land and we've got guests
167
00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,239
who complain that
there's "nothing to do".
168
00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,439
So I was thinking...
169
00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,319
£3,000?
170
00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,239
Mike, you've got to stop
obsessing over that one review.
171
00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,319
Well, it's not just that.
172
00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,679
We've got to compete with
other guest houses in the area.
173
00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,799
I mean, look at this one, right?
It's 12 miles away.
174
00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,999
It's got pool-pool,
table-table, tennis...
175
00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,079
Pool, pool table, table tennis.
176
00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,439
No-one using commas?
177
00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,839
Yeah, that would be really nice
if we had the money,
178
00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,119
but right now, all we can afford
is two Dan Browns
179
00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,279
and the board game of your choice.
180
00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,040
Board games.
181
00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,719
Oh! We could put the chess table...
That gets more use than you'd think.
182
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,640
HE SIGHS
183
00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,640
Hmm!
184
00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,400
It's a kind of a game.
185
00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,559
That was quick.
Yeah, not really my type.
186
00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,239
Besides, couldn't get
a word in edgeways.
187
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,160
You know what they're like. Yeah!
188
00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,639
Yeah.
189
00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,879
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
190
00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,239
Oh, Alison! Alison!
191
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,399
Alison, Alison!
Let me introduce you.
192
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:28,559
Now, Alison is alive,
but she can see dead people!
193
00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,039
Oh, congratulations, ma'am.
194
00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,279
Thank you...? I hope
they're not bothering you.
195
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,799
ALL EXCLAIM
196
00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,959
You cheeky ha'porth!
197
00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,039
I think we should probably go, guys.
198
00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,759
Your friend's looking
a little bit tired.
199
00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,679
Kind of you to notice, ma'am.
200
00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,719
Erm, that's largely
down to blood loss, so...
201
00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,920
Mm.
202
00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,559
Oh!
203
00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:51,519
The purple bit's a tendon.
204
00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,119
And the grey bit's the tibia!
SHE GIGGLES
205
00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,519
Anyway, I think probably
we'll just get going.
206
00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,719
Come on. Come on, everyone.
You'll be back tomorrow, yes?
207
00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,559
Er, y-yes, ma'am. Yes, of course.
208
00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,759
Marvellous. See you tomorrow.
Have a lovely evening.
209
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,559
Come on. Getting late. Ta-ra, love.
210
00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,519
All the best. Carry on, Maddocks.
Aye. Yes, sir.
211
00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,199
Actually, it is getting late.
212
00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,720
I wonder where our guests are.
213
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,559
Hello?
214
00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,199
Hi, yeah, hi.
It's Alison from the Gatehouse.
215
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,959
I was just wondering what time
you're planning to arrive, with...
216
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,599
Oh, right, OK.
I'll come and check you in.
217
00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,399
Oh! Oh, right. How did you get in?
218
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,280
My husband? But he's...
219
00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,920
What did he look like?
220
00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:34,959
DOGS BARK
221
00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,359
Annabel!
222
00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,479
What the hell is this? It's a sign.
223
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,159
Yes. My sign... that I found
at the top of your drive
224
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,759
with this arrow nailed to it.
225
00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,159
Well, don't look at me!
It must have been local youths.
226
00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,279
I did warn you -
the area's going to pot.
227
00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,159
So you didn't steal my guests?
228
00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,999
Absolutely not!
229
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,119
Although, come to think of it,
there was a couple
230
00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:58,199
who popped by earlier looking
for a room for the night.
231
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,119
I put them up in the
old hunting lodge,
232
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,719
out of the goodness of my heart.
233
00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,759
But they insisted on giving me £200.
234
00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,679
You said that was pin money.
235
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,559
Well, it is,
but everybody needs pins.
236
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:12,079
You are the most unscrupulous...
237
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,479
Sh...
238
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,119
WHISPERS: I have guests!
239
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,919
ALISON GASPS
240
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,119
He did what?!
241
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,239
He poached our guests.
242
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,519
Delicious. And he doesn't even
need the money!
243
00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,999
Like, it's just a game to him,
244
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,519
whereas we have to count
every single penny!
245
00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,679
Yeah. I'm not going to let him
get away with this.
246
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,759
Yeah, I'm going to
fight fire with fire.
247
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,359
Would that work? In what way?
248
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,959
Julian, Julian, Julian, Julian.
249
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,439
You were in politics. You must know
a few dirty tricks.
250
00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:43,079
I'm afraid I don't recall any
involvement in anything underhand
251
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,399
whilst I was in office. What?
252
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,719
Is what I tell the public inquiry!
253
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,239
LAUGHTER
254
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,399
No, I'd be happy to help.
255
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,879
I know every trick in the book.
256
00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,239
I wrote the book!
257
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,440
What is this?
258
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,759
Oh! It like chess, but it huge!
259
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,239
Ah, Alison, we need this.
We need that.
260
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,159
Mike, tell me you haven't
just bought giant chess.
261
00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,799
I haven't bought giant chess.
262
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,839
ROBIN GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION
I haven't!
263
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,119
Come on, then.
264
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,960
Step into my office.
265
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,599
What have you got?
266
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,239
What do you know about judo?
267
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,599
ALISON: That's your plan?
I fight Barclay?
268
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,199
No, not actual judo. It's a tactic.
269
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,759
Use your opponent's attack
against them.
270
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,639
He's taken your sign.
271
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,999
Well, I took it back.
No, no, no, no!
272
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,279
If that's his move, let's use it.
273
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,519
Let him keep the sign.
274
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,079
In fact, how about we even...
275
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,919
spruce it up a little?
276
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,040
Can we do that?! 'Course you can.
It's your sign.
277
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,040
{\an8}Ohhh! Ah!
278
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,999
CLOCK CHIMES
279
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,520
SHE SCREAMS
280
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,079
ANIMATED CHATTER
281
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,599
THOMAS: I can see some movement!
282
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,359
Ohhh... Oh! Another early bird.
283
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,039
Yes, and no sign of the worm,
so you can join the queue.
284
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,999
Excuse me, sir, I was here first.
Balderdash, sir!
285
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,639
No, balderdash to you, sir!
286
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,000
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
Please... Please!
287
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,359
Now, I've had this before
with our clubhouse.
288
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,279
We had to share it with St John's,
289
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,519
the Venture Scouts
and the Sea Beavers!
290
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,439
And there's only one thing
that works.
291
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,559
A rota.
292
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,759
So, Lady Asprey wasn't averse
to a restorative tonic,
293
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,919
if you get my meaning, Maddocks.
294
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,719
Is that game?
Does that count as game?
295
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,719
Well, anyway, it's a seagull,
and I shot it.
296
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,519
Of course, on my side of
t'peaks, a ginnel's a snicket.
297
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,199
And here's him calling it
a twitten? Give over!
298
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,800
So, prawn can move two square
first go, but only vertical.
299
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,199
Thomas? You're up.
300
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,720
Yes!
301
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,079
It's not without its problems.
302
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,159
She's alive, I'm dead.
303
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,079
But we make it work.
304
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,879
And what's the brown stuff?
305
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,919
Er, it's bone marrow.
306
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,560
Ooh!
307
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,040
I think he's got gangrene.
308
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,919
Well, she called it a folly, but it
was little more than a shed.
309
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,279
Just room enough for a bridge table
and a barrel of gin.
310
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,119
It was just up here,
beyond the orangery.
311
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,799
WHISPERING: Hi.
312
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,279
You're popular today.
313
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,919
Oh, er, most attentive, ma'am.
314
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,959
Yeah. I know they can be a lot,
but when you get to know them...
315
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,079
Have you booked a slot? Erm...
316
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,199
No! That's what I thought.
Honestly! No manners at all.
317
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,039
Which reminds me of Lord Asprey
and that infernal pipe.
318
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,559
Honestly! Lord Ashtray,
we used to call him.
319
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,519
DRILLING IN DISTANCE
Ah. Very good, ma'am.
320
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,279
PNEUMATIC DRILLS ROAR
321
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,080
Hey! Excuse me,
what do you think you're doing?
322
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,479
Annabel!
323
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,359
Stop!
DRILLS STOP
324
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,599
Managed to call in a few favours
down at the council.
325
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,399
Thought I'd finally get
those potholes sorted.
326
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,679
What potholes? Well, cracks, really.
327
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,960
But if the frost gets in there,
better to nip it in the bud.
328
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,319
They're completely
blocking our driveway.
329
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,559
What?
330
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,399
Oh, yes, I suppose they are, a bit.
331
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,319
Oh, well, they'll only be
a few days.
332
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,239
A week at the outside. A week?!
333
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,399
Oh, yes, you probably have guests!
334
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,439
Yes! Oh, well, there's always room
down at my place.
335
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,440
You can't miss it.
There's a very handy sign.
336
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,679
Barclay? I think you're a big...
337
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,439
PNEUMATIC DRILL STARTS UP
338
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,720
DRILL DROWNS OUT SPEECH
339
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,919
He did what?!
340
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,839
Yeah. I just had to bribe two guys
not to fix a road. Oh!
341
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,239
That's... brilliant!
342
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,399
I mean... awful. You know.
343
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,999
But in a way I really admire.
344
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,199
So what are we going to do?
345
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,399
Well, when he goes low...
346
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,359
We go high. What?
347
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,719
No? Oh. Oh, God, no.
348
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,639
We go even lower. Erm...
349
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,359
Ooh, hey, open up that CIA thing,
you know, the, erm...
350
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,919
road atlas from outer space?
351
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,200
Erm... Oh, oh.
352
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,679
That's it. Now, show me
Barclay's place.
353
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,559
Erm...
354
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,159
Yeah. Now... B-b-b-b-b...
355
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,399
HE CLEARS THROAT AND GRUNTS
356
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,039
What are you doing? Looking for
anything that falls foul of...
357
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,879
STRAINS: planning... regulations.
358
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:53,879
That type stays very rich
by being very, very tight,
359
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,799
which means somewhere,
he's cut some corners.
360
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,799
How do you know this? Because that's
what I would have done.
361
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,040
Aha!
362
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:09,319
Hello! Oh, Barclay,
you naughty, naughty boy!
363
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,960
HE CHUCKLES
364
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:17,639
Ah! Yeah, I think that's for me.
365
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,960
Just need you to sign for it.
Oh, sure.
366
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,520
There you go, mate. Cheers.
367
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,160
Ooh.
368
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,360
HE LAUGHS DELIGHTEDLY Oh, yeah!
369
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,720
Right!
370
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,600
Money well spent!
ALISON: Mike?
371
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,000
Why is that...?
372
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,719
What? No!
373
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,680
Erm...
374
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,879
Mike?
375
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,559
PHONE BUZZES
376
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,639
SHE GASPS
377
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,759
BARCLAY OVER MOBILE: Annabel?
Hello there!
378
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,639
I've just had a visit
from Building Control.
379
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,399
Building Control? Yes.
380
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,319
Turned up unannounced, poking
in every nook and cranny.
381
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:29,119
Said they'd had reports of
irregularity. Oh!
382
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,559
Oh, dear!
383
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,159
Maybe it was your guests.
384
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,399
I mean, if you will just
let in people off the street...
385
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,359
My guests had nothing to do with
this, as well you know!
386
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,999
SQUEAKING AND STRAINING
387
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,920
CRASH!
388
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,919
Well, I'm not sure
what you're implying, Barclay.
389
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,719
Oh, don't give me that.
We both know that you...
390
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,079
MAN: It's probably... What? No, it's
within permitted development!
391
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,439
If it's two metres...
I've got to go.
392
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,679
And... judo! Yes!
393
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,640
Or whatever you say
when you win at judo.
394
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,120
Come on.
395
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,120
Oh!
396
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,840
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
397
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,880
That'll do it.
398
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,960
Whoa!
399
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,359
HE GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION
400
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,519
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
401
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,319
Mike turn into giant mushroom!
402
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,239
What I would say
is that if you can...
403
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,959
Kitty, is your turn.
404
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,759
SHE SQUEALS I feel so alive!
405
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,279
I haven't felt this alive since...
406
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,839
Well, since I was alive.
PHONE BUZZES
407
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,399
Ooh, there's more.
There's more, there's more.
408
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,839
Hello, Planning Department?
409
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,759
Yeah! Good one. You're funny.
410
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,279
Ha, yes, very good. Lots of fun.
411
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,759
Erm, I just wanted to apologise
for my earlier outburst.
412
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,039
Oh! Erm...
413
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,159
OK.
414
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,479
Yes, got myself in a bit of a stew
when those chaps turned up.
415
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,439
Storm in a teacup, luckily.
416
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,959
Just have to move a boiler vent,
and they'll be happy as Larry.
417
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,559
Didn't even lose a day's business.
418
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,599
Right, well...
419
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,239
that's good news. Yes!
420
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,279
Bit of a relief,
because building regs
421
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,879
can be an absolute minefield.
422
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,719
So, yes...
423
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,079
could have been worse.
424
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,720
Much, much worse.
425
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,719
He's got nothing!
426
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,519
What special bond?!
427
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,159
Well, we talk about chess.
428
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,679
Oh, yeah, as if Mads
is interested in...
429
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:06,319
Oh! Mads, is it? Mads?
430
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,159
Maybe when you get to know him
a little better,
431
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,639
nicknames will naturally occur.
432
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,439
I think you'll find
that I met him first.
433
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,919
I met him before any of you.
434
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,160
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
435
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,040
Nah. No good.
436
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,320
HE GRUNTS
437
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,119
Perfect!
438
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,479
No, no. No, listen. Dib-dab,
dib-dab, dib-dab,
439
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,959
dib-dab, dib-dab, dab-dib.
440
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,999
Let's settle this once and for all.
441
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,680
Follow me. We'll ask him.
442
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,000
Do it again.
443
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,520
SQUELCHING AND SLAPPING
444
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,999
SHE LAUGHS
It sounds like it's clapping!
445
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,999
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
446
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,319
KITTY SIGHS
447
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,639
There's a very important
question that I need to ask you.
448
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,879
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
449
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,599
Worse than the badgers!
450
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,239
Oh, please be open, please be open.
451
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,879
HE EXHALES
452
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,520
Come on.
453
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,120
Oh! Yeah!
454
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,119
I've got to get out of this.
455
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,799
Erm...
456
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,200
Oh!
457
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,280
RINGING TONE
OK.
458
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,039
OVER PHONE: Hello! Obi!
459
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,639
Obi, it's me. I need help.
460
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,199
Can you hear me? Hello? Nooo!
Mike, are you OK?
461
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,359
No! Mate?
462
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,639
FRANTIC GRUNTING
463
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,159
Oh, my arm! Your arm?!
464
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,719
GRUNTING
465
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,279
Oh, no! Are you having a...?
466
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,399
I told you, it's the fridge baps!
467
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,079
OK, mate, just stay calm.
468
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,639
Just stay calm. Help is on the w...
469
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,279
LINE DISCONNECTS Oh, no!
470
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,280
Obi! Obi, help!
471
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,839
Missed a bit.
472
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,200
You...
473
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,520
What the...?
474
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,479
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
475
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,239
That's enough!
GHOSTS FALL SILENT
476
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,879
That's enough!
477
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,039
THOMAS: Then answer the question,
damn your eyes! Yeah!
478
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,839
Come on, who's your best friend...
479
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,399
mate?
480
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,719
Well, if you really
want to know...
481
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,919
ALL: Yes!
482
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,400
none of you.
483
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,079
Hmm?
484
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,800
Mike? When you get this, come to the
Gatehouse. Something's up.
485
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,319
Excuse me, what are you...?
Annabel!
486
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,679
Here we go.
487
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,999
Let's see what you got.
There you are!
488
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,039
I was just walking the dogs
489
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,519
when I spotted something
rather concerning
490
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,680
in the rubble pile
from your recent renovations.
491
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,440
Hmph!
492
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,399
Thought I'd better phone it in.
493
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,359
You know, concerned local resident.
494
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,439
Yep, it's asbestos all right. What?!
495
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,439
Ohhh, he's good!
496
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,759
You'll have to shut this place
down for the foreseeable,
497
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,559
get it surveyed, cleared,
certified safe.
498
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,879
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
499
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,199
That wasn't there before.
500
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,239
It... He planted it!
501
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,559
Annabel!
502
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,679
Alison!
503
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,839
That is a very serious accusation,
and I can assure you...
504
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,359
Judo! Use his move against him.
505
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,759
If he brought that asbestos here,
where did he get it from? Hmm?
506
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,119
Ask him that. Go, go, go!
507
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,919
let alone a dear friend
and neighbour!
508
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,559
Well... OK, I tell you what,
509
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,999
why don't you search
the buildings on his estate
510
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,679
and see if any of them are
missing a couple of roof tiles?
511
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,679
Well, now...
HE STAMMERS
512
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,479
I-I-I-I think these good people
are busy enough without, erm...
513
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,439
Because, Barclay,
that would be fly-tipping
514
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,759
of a dangerous substance,
515
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,519
which I think you'll find
is against the law!
516
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,559
I think you will find that.
SIREN APPROACHES
517
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:33,159
Wow! Erm, actually, that-that does
look a bit familiar.
518
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,799
No idea how it got here, but I'll
gladly pay for removal.
519
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,279
Let's just forget all this. Yes.
520
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,839
You know, er, I'm actually getting
out of the accommodation game,
521
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,439
so no need to, erm...
522
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,879
JULIAN: Bye!
523
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,360
JULIAN CHUCKLES
524
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,720
Mike Cooper? Yeah!
525
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,159
I'm OK.
526
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,919
What is going on?
527
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,160
Oh, I don't know any more.
528
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:09,279
I just find you all profoundly,
profoundly annoying.
529
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,199
Why do you need
another friend? Hmm?
530
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:16,519
I mean, look at you, stuck in that
house with each other all this time.
531
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,919
And yet here you all are,
out here, together.
532
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,159
How are you not sick
of the sight of each other?
533
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,799
Well, we are.
534
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,799
ALL AGREE Give over!
535
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,079
If I were any of you,
536
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,399
I'd have been off living on me
own in the woods years ago.
537
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,400
I mean, I dunno what you call it,
this, but, face it...
538
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,320
you'd all be lost without it.
539
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,679
He might have a point, y'know. Yeah.
540
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,359
Well, we may not be each
other's perfect cup of tea...
541
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,799
ALL CHUCKLE
542
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,199
but when the chips
are down, we really have to...
543
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,919
Oh! He... He go! Whoo!
544
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,639
Huh? Where?
545
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,519
Oh...
546
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,879
He's gone to be
with the rest of his foot.
547
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:02,559
And so it goes. Can't be helped.
What a shame.
548
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,079
Now, er, what was I saying?
549
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,039
Some old guff about
a perfect cup of tea.
550
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,240
EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
551
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,320
PAT: Oh, aye,
Little Miss Grumpy-Pants?
552
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,440
Told you.
553
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,200
Aye. They are a lot.
554
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,759
Well... I'll see you Tuesday.
555
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,319
Yeah, yeah, Tuesday. Tuesday, aye.
556
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,280
ROBIN WHISTLES HAPPILY
557
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,079
And, dooka-dooka!
558
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,839
Barclay had to learn the hard way
559
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,800
that you cannot outplay
a grandmaster.
560
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,759
Checkmate.
561
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,279
Oh, damn and blast!
562
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,440
MIKE AND ALISON LAUGH
563
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,199
Ready? Go, go, go.
564
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,239
Oh, my God, we should have
bought these ages ago.
565
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,999
Yeah. Wait, so, to get out of it,
do you just, like...?
566
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,599
Erm...
CLASPS FALLS
567
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,919
Oh, no. No, yeah, that happens.
568
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,039
You've just got to be
569
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,079
gentle with the cla...
CLASPS FALLS
570
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,239
Oh, no.
571
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,840
BOTH: Oh, no.
572
00:27:08,864 --> 00:27:10,864
>>>>oakislandtk<<<<<
www.opensubtitles.org
40924
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
