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♪ Batman ♪♪
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(male narrator) Gotham City on a pleasant morning.
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And in one of its most exclusive fur salons
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elegant ladies shop with doting husbands.
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This is just too spotty.
What an elegant coat.
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And a magnificent color.
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Darling, what do you think?
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If you like it,
darling, it's all yours.
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Oh, you're a dream.
I just love it.
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Alright, everybody, stand still
and no one will be injured!
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This is a stickup!
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Get out of here.
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Who are you anyhow?
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Your friendly
neighborhood holdup man
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at your service, sir.
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What is this?
A vulgar joke?
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Ah, yes. But the joke
is on you, my good fellow.
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And there's nothing vulgar
about half a million in furs.
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[Joker laughing]
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I do believe it's that
arch criminal The Joker.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my staff of felonious furriers.
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[women screaming]
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Alright, everybody,
to the center of the room.
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Come, come, come.
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A joke. What are more mink skins
used for than anything else?
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To hold minks together.
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[Joker laughing]
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[gasps]
Mr. and Mrs. Prescott Belmont
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of the banking
Belmonts I believe.
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Oh, what lovely jewels,
Mrs. Belmont.
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And what a stunning coat.
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Well, thank heavens
we haven't bought it yet.
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Uh, closer. Closer, everyone.
Closer, closer.
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I want a tight
little group.
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Alright, staff, get ready.
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- Take aim!
- No.
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They're gonna shoot
us down like cattle.
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Why, you filthy cad!
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Fire!
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[gunshots]
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[all screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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[Joker laughing]
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[screaming continues]
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And now, Mrs. Belmont,
if you please.
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[crackling]
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[Joker laughing]
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Oh, thank you, dear lady.
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I'm all stuck up.
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But of course, I said
this is a stickup. Ha ha ha.
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And now to all, farewell.
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Staff, let us away.
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[woman screaming]
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A hairpin?
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First we get a report that he's
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stolen a hole
from a golf green.
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And now a hairpin?
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What is The Joker up to?
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About to start on
another series of his
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dastardly crimes,
I'll wager.
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- Then we'd better not delay.
- Right.
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For there's no one
else who can cope
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with the capers of
that devilish clown.
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Right, Chief O'Hara.
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Though we may never know
who he is behind his mask
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thank goodness he's there
when a crisis befalls us.
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[intense music]
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And in Wayne Manor, stately home of millionaire Bruce Wayne
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and his youthful ward Dick Grayson.
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[beeping]
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I'll solicit his presence, sir.
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But it's so much harder with
the pieces upside down, Bruce.
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Of course.
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But think of what
excellent training
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it is for your
visual memory.
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Gosh, yes,
I guess that's true.
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- Excuse me, sir.
- Yes.
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It's the Bat-phone.
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Oh, boy, let's go!
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Well, where are
they off to now?
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Eh?
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I just brought
them a little snack.
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A call I believe, madam
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from Mr. Wayne's
sporting goods supply.
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A superior new design of, uh,
binoculars has just arrived.
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For their bird-watching.
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- Yes, commissioner.
- 'Dire news, Batman.'
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- 'It's The Joker again.'
- We'll be right there.
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To the Bat-poles.
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[theme music]
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na-na
na-na na-na na-na na ♪
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♪ Batman ♪♪
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[intense music]
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Atomic batteries to power.
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- Turbines to speed.
- Roger. Ready to move out.
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[tires screeching]
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[theme music]
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[whooshing]
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[music continues]
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[tires screeching]
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[music continues]
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[tires screeching]
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It arrived while you were
on the way here, Batman.
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Timed perfectly.
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Then we'll proceed
with extreme care.
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[rustling]
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[intense music]
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Robin.
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Chief, commissioner,
stand back, please.
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[intense music]
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[explosion]
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[intense music]
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- Holy jack in the box!
- Saints alive.
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Strange, but..
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...harmless.
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[hissing]
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A small recording machine
with a tape on it.
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(Robin)
'Play it, Batman.'
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(Joker on recorder)
'Good evening, commissioner.'
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'I assume Batman
is there by now'
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'so give him my regards,
will you? Ha ha ha.'
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'Oh, by the way, did you
hear what the maid said'
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'when the duchess asked
if she'd given the goldfish'
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'fresh water that morning?'
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'No, Your Highness. He hasn't
yet used what he had yesterday.'
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[Joker laughing on recorder]
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Not a very funny
joke I'd say.
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The Joker's never
are...in the end.
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Do you suppose any of
this could mean anything?
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Possibly. But not
what it seems to mean.
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That's the key to
The Joker's twisted mind.
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But why? It-it's not like
The Joker to help us catch him.
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It could be a trap.
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Why would he want a hole
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from a golf course?
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The golf course!
Of course!
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"His Highness,
the Maharajah of Nimpah
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"arrived in Gotham City
today and he's so rich
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he plays golf with jewel
inlaid solid gold clubs."
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That's it, Batman!
The Joke on the tape!
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His Highness
and the golden goldfish.
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And he's scheduled
to play in one hour
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at the Winnie Coto
Country Club.
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- Where he stole the hole.
- Let's go.
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Be careful, Batman. Be careful.
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[tires screeching]
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[theme music]
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While at the exclusive Winnie Coto Country Club
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a sinister figure looms above the fairway.
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It's Batman.
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Crime is certainly
rampant these days.
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Batman!
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- Batman I presume.
- Correct.
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I'm Prescott Belmont,
president of the club here.
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Got your message. I'll be
glad to assist you in any way.
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Good. There could be
more foul play here today.
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Has the Maharajah of Nimpah
begun his round?
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Not five minutes ago
with His Honor the Mayor.
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They're still
on the first hole.
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Is there some vantage point
overlooking the course?
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Any place where we
won't be conspicuous.
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The lower terrace.
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Let's go.
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[instrumental music]
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(Batman)
'Odd.'
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Everything looks serene.
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Let me look.
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Holy Taj Mahal!
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Look at those
jewel-studded golf clubs!
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Yes.
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That would be a rich
prize for The Joker.
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[music continues]
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Very fine chip shot,
Your Highness.
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What's so fine?
It should've been closer.
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Yes, but the grass grows
the wrong way, Your Highness.
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Ah, if this were only
Nimpahnese blue grass.
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Out of my way,
Your Highness.
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Mr. Mayor, please don't
putt while I'm talking.
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Well, forgive me, Your Highness.
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Alright, go ahead.
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[snaps fingers]
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[grunting]
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[snaps fingers]
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[taps]
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[explosion]
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[coughing]
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Batman! Something is happening!
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Looks like yellow gas.
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[intense music]
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It is gas.
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Quick, to the Batmobile.
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Sorry to be so abrupt.
This could be an emergency.
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[gasping]
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[theme music]
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Wait!
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[intense music]
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It's not just the clubs,
they're stealing the maharajah.
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Good heavens!
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[intense music]
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With a forklift.
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Let's get going and make
an emergency Bat-turn.
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Not this time, old chum.
Gotta think of the golfers.
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The retro-rockets would burn up
the course for a hundred yards.
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[theme music]
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[whooshing]
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[tires screeching]
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Holy tee shot!
It's gone!
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But where?
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[theme music]
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[intense music]
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Holy shrinkage!
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A trick of some sort,
no doubt.
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There's something inside.
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We'll see.
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It's a note.
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"Batman, did you
hear about the kid
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"who wanted to sell
his dog for $50,000?
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"He got his price.
Traded it for two $25,000 cats.
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"But you can't make a deal
like that for the maharajah
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"because we've got
plenty of cats already.
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Don't call us,
we'll call you."
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- "Plenty of cats?"
- Cats, cats and more cats!
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It could be an old refinery
Katz, Katz, Katz & Company.
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It's been outta use for years,
but it'd make a perfect hideout!
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It sounds too simple.
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Almost as if he wanted us
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to solve it immediately.
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- Gotta be on our guard, Batman.
- Right. Let's go!
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[intense music]
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[theme music]
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How right they are, for inside the seemingly innocent
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old refinery The Joker and his crew prepare for company.
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[Joker laughing]
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Oh, my playful, pilfering pals
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this is going to be delicious.
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Bring the table in
here quickly. Quickly.
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Put it right in the center. Now
get the chairs. Get the chairs.
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One, one here, one over here,
one there, one there, one there.
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Quickly. Everything
must be just right.
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Now, how does that
look, my pretty?
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- Oh, perfect, Joker.
- Ha ha ha.
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Do you really
think he'll come?
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Ah, he'll be here, never fear.
You mark my words.
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Joker, why didn't you get me
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something longer than this
when you had the chance?
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Oh, that's not
my style, lovey.
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Any common
hoodlum can do that.
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Oh ho, but never fear, my dear.
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We'll buy you countless
furs...and jewels.
260
00:16:41,077 --> 00:16:43,510
Oh, gee, Joker,
you're perfect.
261
00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:46,112
- Yeah, practically.
- 'Joker! Joker!'
262
00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:48,414
He just parked
his car up the street!
263
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,048
Excellent! Everybody,
take your places.
264
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,684
And you stand out
of harm's way, my dear.
265
00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:55,419
There. Deal them out.
266
00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:58,822
[dramatic music]
267
00:17:02,059 --> 00:17:04,693
What will we do, Batman?
Use the Bat-ropes?
268
00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:06,728
Go in through
the skylight?
269
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,829
Let's try
the direct approach.
270
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:11,866
With his twisted mind,
it could surprise him.
271
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:18,972
Strange. It's not locked.
272
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,842
[door creaking]
273
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,744
[creaking continues]
274
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:30,981
[intense music]
275
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,694
Holy spiderwebs.
276
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:47,329
A nest for rats.
277
00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,664
[Joker laughing]
278
00:18:28,569 --> 00:18:31,971
[intense music]
279
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,685
- Now.
- We got you this time, Joker!
280
00:18:46,687 --> 00:18:48,353
[clinks]
281
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,887
[Joker laughing]
282
00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:54,357
Want to join the game,
Batman and Boy Wonder?
283
00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:57,059
You'd better hurry.
It won't last long.
284
00:18:57,061 --> 00:18:59,728
[Joker laughing]
285
00:19:00,763 --> 00:19:02,497
(Robin)
Holy looking glass!
286
00:19:02,499 --> 00:19:06,534
A truck with folding
mirrors on its sides.
287
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,501
No wonder it vanished.
288
00:19:07,503 --> 00:19:10,437
Yes, with nothing
but the green of the golf course
289
00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:16,009
to reflect, it turned green too
and seemed to disappear.
290
00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:18,811
But we're on to
your tricks, Joker.
291
00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:20,045
You might as well..
292
00:19:20,047 --> 00:19:21,646
[rustling]
293
00:19:22,047 --> 00:19:25,482
[Joker laughing]
294
00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:27,583
♪ Assemble now
and intertwine ♪
295
00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:30,552
♪ Neatly wrap
these guests of mine ♪
296
00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:31,653
[laughing]
297
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,888
♪ No more will they
jeer and scoff ♪
298
00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:36,557
♪ I cut their circulation off ♪
299
00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:37,991
[laughing]
300
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:39,659
♪ If they do not see the joke ♪
301
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:42,728
♪ Pull in the ropes
and let them choke ♪
302
00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,429
[Joker laughing]
303
00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:45,663
(Robin)
Holy..
304
00:19:45,665 --> 00:19:48,465
It's like being caught
in a barrel of snakes!
305
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:54,838
Well, well, now I must say,
this is an expected pleasure.
306
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,572
[Joker laughing]
307
00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:58,775
You may have won
the first round, Joker
308
00:19:58,777 --> 00:20:01,544
but we don't give up.
309
00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:05,681
[intense music]
310
00:20:05,683 --> 00:20:07,182
Hmm, I've heard about Batman
311
00:20:07,184 --> 00:20:10,351
but this is the first
time I've ever met him.
312
00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:11,919
And the last.
313
00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:14,254
So that's
your dirty game.
314
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,221
We might have known.
315
00:20:15,223 --> 00:20:16,822
Why didn't we
think about this?
316
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:17,923
- Think about it?
- Yeah.
317
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,659
What's this? Have you
gone soft, my little savage?
318
00:20:20,661 --> 00:20:22,260
Well, I, uh,
I-I bet he wouldn't
319
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,762
try to knock you off
if he had the chance.
320
00:20:24,764 --> 00:20:27,397
Oh, no, he'd merely
try to incarcerate me
321
00:20:27,399 --> 00:20:30,299
in durance vile
for the rest of my life.
322
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:35,704
A fate much worse than death
for a spirit such as mine.
323
00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:40,174
Still...we might give
them a sporting chance.
324
00:20:40,176 --> 00:20:41,108
- Yeah.
- Oh, no, boss.
325
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:43,009
We won't get another
chance like this.
326
00:20:43,011 --> 00:20:45,211
That's right.
We've gotta get rid of him.
327
00:20:45,213 --> 00:20:46,378
We owe it to
the criminal world.
328
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:50,382
Well, we'll see. Bring them
along. Come, come, come.
329
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:51,950
[Joker laughing]
330
00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:53,818
And now, my Dynamic Duo
331
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:58,689
something I've been waiting
to do for a long time.
332
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:02,092
[Joker laughing]
333
00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:06,363
[buzzing]
334
00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:08,865
There, my funny ray
has neutralized
335
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,935
the gadgets in your utility
belts for at least an hour.
336
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:14,369
[Joker laughing]
337
00:21:15,003 --> 00:21:17,504
You're both good
swimmers I hope.
338
00:21:17,506 --> 00:21:18,204
Fair.
339
00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:19,371
Then you can easily remain
340
00:21:19,373 --> 00:21:21,106
afloat for an hour I presume?
341
00:21:21,108 --> 00:21:23,341
If we weren't weighted
down or something.
342
00:21:23,343 --> 00:21:24,508
Boss, you let these guys escape
343
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:26,510
it'll be the mistake
of your career.
344
00:21:26,512 --> 00:21:27,944
- 'Yeah.'
- 'You keep outta this.'
345
00:21:27,946 --> 00:21:30,313
If he wants to
give them a chance
346
00:21:30,315 --> 00:21:31,180
that's his business.
347
00:21:31,182 --> 00:21:34,082
Oh, well,
perhaps they won't make it.
348
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:37,785
Gentlemen, step
that way, please.
349
00:21:38,052 --> 00:21:39,118
[Joker laughing]
350
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:43,322
This is delicious.
Absolutely delicious.
351
00:21:43,324 --> 00:21:44,089
[Joker laughing]
352
00:21:44,091 --> 00:21:46,191
Enough, enough, enough.
Out of my way.
353
00:21:46,193 --> 00:21:49,460
I'll give you a few minutes
to get out of these
354
00:21:49,462 --> 00:21:52,062
before I start
filling that.
355
00:21:52,064 --> 00:21:56,066
And if you remain afloat for
an hour, you go absolutely free.
356
00:21:56,068 --> 00:21:58,368
Now what more
could you ask?
357
00:21:58,370 --> 00:22:00,236
I still suspect some trick.
358
00:22:00,238 --> 00:22:02,538
Now, now,
let's not be bitter.
359
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:06,575
I think we should give him the
benefit of the doubt, Robin..
360
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,410
...until he
proves otherwise.
361
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:11,346
- 'It's only fair.'
- 'I suppose you're right.'
362
00:22:11,348 --> 00:22:12,980
Of course, he's right.
363
00:22:12,982 --> 00:22:16,350
Uh, gentlemen, be my guests..
364
00:22:16,352 --> 00:22:17,251
[intense music]
365
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,819
Would you?
366
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:21,955
[Joker laughing]
367
00:22:21,957 --> 00:22:24,824
Come, my darling.
368
00:22:27,527 --> 00:22:31,162
- Holy smokestack.
- 'What a spot to get out of?'
369
00:22:31,164 --> 00:22:32,897
(Joker on speaker)
'Right, Batman.'
370
00:22:32,899 --> 00:22:35,532
'There are only two ways
to get outta there.'
371
00:22:35,534 --> 00:22:37,000
'One, I let you out'
372
00:22:37,002 --> 00:22:41,304
'and two, you jump
50 feet straight up.'
373
00:22:41,306 --> 00:22:42,305
[Joker laughing on speaker]
374
00:22:42,307 --> 00:22:47,076
You still intend to free us if
we can stay afloat for an hour?
375
00:22:47,078 --> 00:22:49,111
Oh, dear me.
376
00:22:49,113 --> 00:22:50,946
Surely you don't
think I'd joke about
377
00:22:50,948 --> 00:22:54,149
such a serious matter
as that, do you?
378
00:22:54,151 --> 00:22:55,350
[laughing]
No.
379
00:22:55,352 --> 00:22:59,320
Oh, time to start
filling the tank.
380
00:23:00,889 --> 00:23:02,155
[intense music]
381
00:23:02,157 --> 00:23:03,289
(Batman)
'But that's gas.'
382
00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:05,991
(Joker on speaker)
'I do believe you're right.'
383
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:06,992
[Joker laughing on speaker]
384
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:10,095
(Joker)
'But then who said
anything about water?'
385
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,463
[Joker laughing on speaker]
386
00:23:11,465 --> 00:23:14,332
- But you can't float in gas!
- No.
387
00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:16,367
But you can drown in it.
388
00:23:16,369 --> 00:23:17,901
[Joker laughing]
389
00:23:17,903 --> 00:23:20,169
Oh, Joker,
that's a dirty trick.
390
00:23:20,171 --> 00:23:21,203
Oh, forget it, Jill.
391
00:23:21,205 --> 00:23:26,074
You didn't really think I was
gonna pass up a chance like this
392
00:23:26,076 --> 00:23:27,942
did you, my peerless pair?
393
00:23:27,944 --> 00:23:32,212
(Joker on speaker)
'Play traitor to all my
principles and friends?'
394
00:23:32,214 --> 00:23:33,279
'Oh ho ho, no.'
395
00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:34,313
[Joker laughing on speaker]
396
00:23:34,315 --> 00:23:37,316
Ah, but one last word of advice
397
00:23:37,318 --> 00:23:39,484
don't stir it up.
398
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:42,953
Too narrow in here
to use the Bat-rope.
399
00:23:45,222 --> 00:23:47,189
There's nothing
for them to catch on.
400
00:23:47,191 --> 00:23:51,326
And he's neutralized the rest of
the stuff in the utility belt.
401
00:23:51,328 --> 00:23:54,128
What are we going to do?
402
00:23:54,362 --> 00:23:58,198
Unless there's someone
to help us..
403
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,099
...I don't know.
404
00:24:00,101 --> 00:24:01,800
But help from where?
405
00:24:01,802 --> 00:24:04,836
Not The Joker, certainly!
406
00:24:04,838 --> 00:24:06,137
[intense music]
407
00:24:06,139 --> 00:24:06,904
[Joker laughing]
408
00:24:06,906 --> 00:24:10,540
And no one else knows where they are.
409
00:24:13,477 --> 00:24:16,912
Is this The Joker's crowning jest?
410
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:19,114
Find out tomorrow night
411
00:24:19,116 --> 00:24:21,983
same time, same channel.
412
00:24:21,985 --> 00:24:28,022
But be prepared, no help is likely to come.
413
00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:32,760
[theme music]
414
00:24:32,927 --> 00:24:35,128
♪ Batman ♪
415
00:24:36,096 --> 00:24:38,497
♪ Batman ♪
416
00:24:39,198 --> 00:24:41,666
♪ Batman ♪
417
00:24:42,634 --> 00:24:44,901
♪ Batman ♪
418
00:24:45,702 --> 00:24:47,502
♪ Batman ♪
419
00:24:47,504 --> 00:24:48,903
♪ Batman ♪
420
00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:51,005
♪ Batman ♪
421
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,774
♪ Batman ♪
422
00:24:53,776 --> 00:24:55,442
♪ Batman ♪
423
00:24:55,444 --> 00:24:57,577
♪ Batman ♪
424
00:24:57,744 --> 00:25:01,446
[music continues]
425
00:25:02,781 --> 00:25:05,482
♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na ♪
426
00:25:05,484 --> 00:25:08,585
♪ Batman ♪♪
427
00:25:08,785 --> 00:25:12,785
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