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My name is ash,
and I am a slave.
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Close as I can figure it,
the year is 1300 a.D.,
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and I'm being
dragged to my death.
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It wasn't always like this.
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[Had a real life once.
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A job.
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Ash to price check four.
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Um, hardware, aisle 12.
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Shop smart. Shop s-mart.
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I had a wonderful
girlfriend, Linda.
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Together, we drove to a small
cabin in the mountains.
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It seems an archaeologist
had come to this remote place
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to translate and study
his latest find...
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Necronomicon ex mortis,
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the book of the dead.
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Bound in human flesh
and inked in blood,
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this ancient sumerian text
contained bizarre burial rites,
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funerary incantations and
demon resurrection passages.
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It was never meant for
the world of the living.
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The book awoke something
dark in the woods.
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It took Linda.
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And then it came for me.
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It got into my hand
and it went bad.
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So I lopped it off at the wrist.
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But that didn't stop it.
It came back.
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Big time.
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My god!
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How do you stop it?
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Surround the stranger!
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All right, you men, fall in!
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All 0' ya, keep apace!
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Where in the hell...
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Stand fast, hellhound!
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Now, now. Easy now, chief.
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I don't know how I got here,
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and, uh, uh, I... I'm not looking
for any trouble.
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What a piece of armor this is!
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Wise man!
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Fall back! Come on, all you men.
Back on your horses. Come on!
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My lord, I believe he is the one
written of in the necronomicon.
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He who's prophesized
to fall from the heavens
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and deliver us from
the terrors of the deadites.
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What, that buffoon?
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Likely,
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he's one of Henry's men!
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Kneel, rapscallions!
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I say to the pit with him!
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You shall soon
learn the horrors of the pit.
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To the pit!
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You miserable bast...
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Get him! Get off of me!
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Let me go!
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Chain him!
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You're gonna have
a little bit of wee fun, mate.
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To the castle!
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Pick up your feet!
Stop draggin' your feet!
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Come on! Move along!
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Come on, now.
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Come on, pick it up.
Have a taste of this!
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All right, you men, you got
something to look forward to
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when you get back to the castle.
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Lord Arthur approaches!
Raise the portcullis!
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Lord Arthur!
Lord Arthur approaches!
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That's lovely,
isn't it? Move it in.
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Move it, you worthless...
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Get on!
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Move it up, boys.
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God save the king!
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God save the king. We love him!
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Arthur! He's back!
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Lord Arthur, where is my brother?
Did he not ride with you?
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Aye, and fought valiantly.
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But last night he fell
in battle to Duke Henry's men.
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I'm sorry, Sheila.
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Come on.
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You cretin!
Stop it, you bastard!
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You barbarian!
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Oh, no! Stop it! Stop it!
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Get outta here, you little brat!
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Foul thing! A pox on you, brute!
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Thou art a murderer!
A black murderer!
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My brother's death
shall be avenged!
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Company, halt!
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Get that yoke off 'im!
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Kill them!
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Put them into the pit!
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You, sir,
are not one of my vassals.
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Who are you?
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Who wants to know?
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I am Henry the red,
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Duke of shael, lord of the northlands
and leader of its peoples.
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Well, hello, Mr. Fancy pants.
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I got news for you, pal.
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You ain't ieadin' but
two things right now,
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Jack and shit,
and Jack left town.
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Shut your bleedin' hole!
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Gentlemen, lord Arthur!
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There is an evil
awakened in this land,
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and while my people fight for
their very souls against it,
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you, Henry the red,
wage war on us!
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Charlatan!
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It was you who first turned
your swords on us!
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And this evil has befouled
my people as well!
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Your people are no better
than the foul corruption
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that lies in the bowels
of that pit.
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Right, you're no better.
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May god have
mercy upon your souls.
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God's name! What hell-spawned
thing lurks there?
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Into the pit with those
bloodthirsty sons of whores!
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No! No!
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No, no!
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0h! Heavenly god!
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He's escaping!
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- Hold to!
- Hold him!
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Who's next?
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It's him. Aye, he trembles!
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They don't look
so clever now, do they?
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He's frightened!
He's frightened white!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Wait a minute. Hold it.
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Wait a minute.
You gotta understand, man.
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I never even saw
these assholes before.
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- Get him in there!
- He trembles!
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He's begging!
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What are you waitin' for?
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Henry!
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You gotta tell him
you don't know me.
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We never met. Tell him.
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I do not think
he'll listen, lad.
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Look.
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I'm tellin' you,
you got the wrong guy.
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I'm tellin' you,
you got the wrong guy.
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How do you like the pit?
Isn't the pit wonderful?
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Why, you...
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Spikes.
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Hey! He says, "spikes."
Give him spikes!
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Make way! Strange one!
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Strange one!
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Yes!
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Damn you. Damn you!
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You know,
your shoelace is untied.
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All right.
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Who wants some?
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Who's next, huh?
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How 'bout it?
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Who wants some, huh?
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Who wants to have a little?
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You. You want some more?
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Huh?
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You want a little?
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Do ya? Do ya want some more?
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Huh? Huh?
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Now get on those horses
and get outta here.
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Let 'em go!
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Halt!
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Thank you, generous hosts!
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Sword boy!
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For that arrogance,
I shall see you dead.
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Yeah.
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All right, you primitive
screw heads, listen up.
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See this?
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This is my boom stick!
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It's a 12-Gauge,
double-barreled Remington.
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S-mart's top of the line.
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You can find this in the
sporting goods department.
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That's right, this sweet baby was
made in grand rapids, Michigan.
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Retails for about $109.95.
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It's got a walnut stock, cobalt
blue steel and a hair trigger.
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That's right, shop smart.
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Shop s-mart. You got that?
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- Yes, sir. Right.
- Yes, sir.
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Now I swear...
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The next one of you primates...
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Even touches me...
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Now, let's talk about
how I get back home.
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I prithee to forgive me, m'lord.
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I believed thee
one of Henry's men.
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First you wanna kill me,
now you wanna kiss me.
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Blow.
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So what's the deal?
Can you send me back or not?
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Only the necronomicon
has the power.
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An unholy book
which we also require.
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Within its pages are passages that
can send you back to your time.
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Only you, the promised one,
can quest for it.
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I don't want your book.
I don't want your bullshit.
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Just send me back to my own time.
Pronto, today, chop...
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You shall die!
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You shall never obtain
the necronomicon!
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We shall feast upon your souls!
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It's a trick. Get an axe.
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Guards, guards, stop it!
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- Catch the witch!
- Death to the witch!
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Witch: Have some porridge!
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My eyes! I'm blind!
Oh, god, I'm blind!
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No, don't!
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Yo, she-bitch.
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Let's go.
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Ya-hoo.
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If the necronomicon fell into
the hands of the deadites,
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all mankind will be
consumed by this evil.
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Now will thou quest
for the book?
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That one.
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Groovy.
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What's the matter?
You raised in a barn?
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Shut the door.
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Probably was raised in a barn
with all the other primitives.
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The wise men say that thou
art the promised one.
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'Tis said that thou wilt journey
for the book to help us,
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and that thou wilt lead
our people against the evil.
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The only reason I'm going to
get the book is to get home.
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I believe that thou wilt
be leaving in the morning.
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Don't touch that, please.
Your primitive intellect
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wouldn't understand
alloys and compositions
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and things with
molecular structures in the...
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What are you doin' here anyway?
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I wanted to say
that all of my...
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All of my hopes
and prayers go with you,
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and I made this for thee.
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Good, I could use
a horse blanket.
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Give me some sugar, baby.
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Hiyah!
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Come on, boy!
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Hiyah!
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Steady now. Whoa.
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What? What is it?
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This path will lead you
to an unholy place.
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A cemetery.
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There the necronomicon awaits.
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When thou retrievest the book from its
cradle,
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you must recite the words,
"klaatu barada nikto."
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Klaatu barada nikto. Okay.
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Well, repeat them.
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Klaatu barada nikto.
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Again!
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I got it, I got it!
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I know your damn words, all right?
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Now you get this straight,
the both of you.
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If I get that book,
you send me back.
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After that, I'm history. Hiyah!
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What is it, boy?
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on, you!
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Hey, let's scare
this guy good! Come on.
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Ramming speed!
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Ready, aim, fire!
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Get away!
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Whoa!
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Oh, god! Oh, no! Oh...
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Oh! You lousy little...
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no! Oh, my!
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Lift up!
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Whoa!
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London bridge is falling down,
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falling down, falling down,
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My fair lady.
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Is he up? How is he?
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Hey, he's gettin' up.
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00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,600
What a horrible nightmare.
262
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,147
Wait a minute. Oh, god!
263
00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:00,067
I can't move!
264
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,367
And go!
265
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,035
Open wide.
266
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,414
Geronimo!
267
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,667
Hooray! Hooray!
268
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:40,440
Oh!
269
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:48,407
Okay, little fellow. How about
some hot chocolate, huh?
270
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,294
How'd you like
the taste of that, huh?
271
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,588
How'd you like the ta...
272
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,101
Let me out!
273
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,899
Oh, dear god,
it's growing bigger!
274
00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:43,420
I'm blind. I'm blind.
275
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,093
Yip, yip, yeooh!
276
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,098
Oh, hey!
Where are you takin' me?
277
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,941
What are you?
278
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,110
Are you me?
279
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:11,823
I'm bad ash,
and you're good ash.
280
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,783
You're goody little two-shoes.
281
00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,507
You're a goody little two-shoes,
282
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:16,995
goody little two-shoes...
283
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:23,668
Little goody two-shoes
little goody two-shoes,
284
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,587
little goody two-shoes.
285
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,676
Little goody two-shoes.
286
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:47,484
Good, bad.
I'm the guy with the gun.
287
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:52,549
That'll teach you.
Yeah, that'll teach you.
288
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,804
You shall never retrieve
the necronomicon!
289
00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:00,849
You'll die in the graveyard
before you get it!
290
00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:02,559
Hey, uh...
291
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:04,853
What's that you got
on your face?
292
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:05,979
Huh?
293
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,064
I'll come back for you!
294
00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:17,741
Hyah!
295
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,952
Come on, boy!
296
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,671
Hiyah!
297
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,116
Three books?
298
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,831
Wait a minute. Hold it.
299
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,167
Nobody said anything
about three books.
300
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,421
Like, what am I supposed to do?
301
00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:58,633
Take one book,
or all books, or, or what?
302
00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:03,513
Well.
303
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,195
Whoa. Wrong book.
304
00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:58,169
You!
305
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,672
I'll get back to you.
306
00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:03,883
Well...
307
00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,804
Seems fairly obvious.
308
00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,519
Wait a minute, the words.
309
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,062
All right, all right, all right.
310
00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,772
Say the words.
311
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,321
Klaatu barada...
312
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:34,998
Necktie.
313
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,792
Nectar, nickel.
314
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:41,713
Noodle. It's an "n" word.
315
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,673
It's definitely an "n" word.
316
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,177
It was definitely an "n" word.
317
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:03,776
Klaatu barada...
318
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,501
Okay, then.
319
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:22,962
That's it.
320
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,225
Hey. Wait a minute.
321
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:40,688
Everything's cool.
I said the words. I did!
322
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,901
No, wait! Oh!
323
00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:55,495
You people, seek cover!
To the parapet!
324
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:58,581
Seek your children!
325
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,751
Steady the horses!
326
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:04,921
Something's wrong.
Something's amiss.
327
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,872
Where'd you go? Where'd you g...
328
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,576
Oh! I'll crush ya!
329
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,162
I'll mash ya into paste,
you bony cretins...
330
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,100
Hyah!
331
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:46,689
I'm through being
their garbage boy.
332
00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:47,774
I did my part.
333
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:50,902
Now I want back,
like in the deal.
334
00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:52,320
Hyah!
335
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,042
Live...
336
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:10,129
Again.
337
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,350
There! The promised one!
338
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,393
The promised one's returned!
339
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,146
Raise the portcullis!
340
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,859
Welcome home!
341
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,238
We're saved!
342
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:37,240
The necronomicon!
343
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:39,575
Truly he is the promised one!
344
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:41,911
He's brought the necronomicon!
345
00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:43,871
- How are ya?
- He's brought the book!
346
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,331
Yeah, great, great.
347
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:46,541
Good boy!
348
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,126
Get the fuck outta my face!
349
00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:56,259
The necronomicon, quickly.
350
00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:58,719
Did you bring the necronomicon?
351
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:01,139
Yeah, it's, it's just that...
352
00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:02,265
Just what?
353
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,768
Nothin'. Here.
354
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,069
Now send me back.
Like in the deal.
355
00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:17,738
When you removed the
necronomicon from the cradle,
356
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,532
did you speak the words?
357
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:21,868
Yeah, basically.
358
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,411
Did you speak the exact words?
359
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:26,080
Look, maybe I didn't say every
single, little tiny syllable,
360
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,082
no, but basically
I said 'em, yeah.
361
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,417
Dung-eating fool!
362
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,210
Thou hast doomed us all!
363
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:34,964
When thou misspoke the words,
the army of the dead awoke!
364
00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:37,508
Now, whoa, whoa,
right there, spinach chin.
365
00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:40,595
You said you could clean this
mess up once you got that book.
366
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,180
You said there was
a passage in there
367
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,473
that could get rid of this
thing and send me back.
368
00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:47,185
It's true, the book still possesses
the power to send you back,
369
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,061
but to us it is useless!
370
00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:52,148
The evil has a terrible hunger
for the necronomicon,
371
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:54,609
and it will come here to get it.
372
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,236
We had a deal.
373
00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:00,406
You wanted the damn book,
I got it for ya.
374
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,575
I did my part,
now you send me back.
375
00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:03,743
Very well.
376
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,372
As we are men of our word,
we shall honor our bargain.
377
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:12,543
The wise men shall return
you to your own time.
378
00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:14,503
Yeah?
379
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,173
I thought he was the one.
380
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:19,759
Yeah, right.
'Cause that was the deal.
381
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:22,511
So when do you think we can...
382
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:25,598
Start with all the thing
and the...
383
00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:28,100
He's nothin'
but a traitor, he is!
384
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:30,937
When do you think
we can start with all the...
385
00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,022
Ceremony and...
386
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,942
Wretched excuse for a man!
387
00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:39,028
The wise men were fools
to trust in you.
388
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:42,198
I knew he couldn't be trusted.
389
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,200
We put our trust in him.
390
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:48,037
I still believe that
thou wilt help us.
391
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:51,958
Oh, Sheila, don't you get it?
It's over.
392
00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:55,544
I didn't have what it took.
393
00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,215
Solong.
394
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,097
But what of the things
that we've shared?
395
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,975
What of all the sweet words
that you spoke in private?
396
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,476
Oh, well...
397
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:14,730
Well, that's just what
we call "pillow talk," baby.
398
00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:16,107
That's all.
399
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:18,109
It was more than that.
400
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,154
I still have faith in thee.
401
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:25,199
I still believe that
thou wilt stay and save us.
402
00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:32,915
Coward!
403
00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:38,754
Look there! A demon!
404
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,269
Let's get out of here!
405
00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:57,356
Ash! Help me!
406
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,191
Sheila!
407
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:12,705
Shoot the bloody thing!
408
00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:15,291
Hold your arms!
You'll hit the girl!
409
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,630
Me sword!
410
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:28,346
Damn you!
411
00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,324
Dig, damn you!
412
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,243
Dig faster!
413
00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:54,580
I shall command every
worm-infested son of a bitch
414
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,224
- that ever died in battle!
- Thank you, sir!
415
00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:57,625
You there, handsomely now.
416
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,751
Aye, my liege.
417
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,420
We shall storm their castle
and get my book!
418
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,131
Hoist, you damnable varlets!
419
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:12,098
Welcome back to the land
of the living.
420
00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:15,351
Now pick up a shovel
and get digging!
421
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,355
Bring on the wench!
422
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,285
Gimme me some sugar, baby.
423
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:37,706
Well.
424
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:43,129
Now, ain't you
a sweet little thing?
425
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:46,132
Don't touch me, you foul thing!
426
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,259
Come on.
427
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:50,094
That's it.
428
00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:56,684
We got plans for you,
girly-girl. Move!
429
00:48:58,227 --> 00:49:01,188
Have you lost your bones,
you decomposed gobs?
430
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,815
Get thee hence!
431
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:14,076
A scout approaches!
432
00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,876
Whoa! Hey, get his horse.
433
00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:24,503
Arise.
434
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:27,339
My lord, an army of the dead
gather in the wilderness.
435
00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:28,423
They approach the castle.
436
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,508
How far from here?
437
00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,135
'Bout two days' ride.
438
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,988
These winged ones
are only the first of them.
439
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,906
Perhaps we should leave this place
as soon as possible.
440
00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:37,050
We could be safe in the mountains.
Yes, the mountains.
441
00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:39,602
We must flee! It is written.
It has been foretold.
442
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,103
They'll take our souls.
I'm afraid!
443
00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:42,354
They'll swallow our souls.
444
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:43,939
I don't want to die!
445
00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:46,775
That's it.
446
00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:49,570
Go ahead and run.
447
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,615
Run home and cry to mama!
448
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:57,328
I'm through runnin'!
449
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,124
I say we stay here
and fight it out.
450
00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:06,795
Are all men from the future
loudmouthed braggarts?
451
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:08,130
Nope.
452
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:11,383
Just me, baby. Just me.
453
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:16,305
How will we fight an army of
the dead at our castle walls?
454
00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:19,183
How will you fight that?
More words?
455
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,602
Most of our people
have already fled.
456
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,604
We are but 60 men.
457
00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:27,775
Then we'll get Henry the red
and his men to fight with us.
458
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,238
Now...
459
00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:34,990
Who's with me?
460
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,839
I'll stand by ya.
461
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,594
You can count on my steel.
462
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:57,680
I'll offer up my courage.
463
00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,682
Me sword's by his side.
464
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,183
I'm with you!
465
00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:04,353
- I'll bend my bow to your will, sir.
- And mine!
466
00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,107
We'll stay!
467
00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,150
Hail! Hail!
468
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:12,444
Hail! Hail!
469
00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:17,074
Hail! Hail! Hail!
470
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:27,960
Well, my dear,
471
00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:30,879
say hello to the boys.
472
00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:39,555
There's a sight for sore bones.
473
00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:45,311
I may be bad...
474
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:49,315
But I feel... good.
475
00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:52,443
- Who rules?
- To you, my lord.
476
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:54,320
- You, sir.
- To the castle.
477
00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:55,904
The castle!
478
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,909
Hurry up now.
479
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,579
The castle! Let's push.
480
00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:05,664
- Heave-ho.
- Good. Yeah.
481
00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:09,645
Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah!
482
00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,856
Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah!
483
00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:15,067
Yeah!
484
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,696
They're coming!
485
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:21,323
The deadites approach!
486
00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:40,592
There's so damn many of 'em.
487
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:45,180
Maybe...
488
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:49,184
Just maybe my boys can stop
'em from gettin' the book.
489
00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:55,399
Yeah.
490
00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,068
And maybe I'm a
Chinese jet pilot.
491
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,187
Battle stations!
492
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:36,106
All right, get those rocks up,
mister, on the double!
493
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:37,816
Ready the catapults!
494
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:40,402
By god, let's give 'em what for.
495
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:50,537
And halt!
496
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,706
Company, halt!
497
00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:54,541
Company, halt!
498
00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:04,802
I'll rip his balls off.
499
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,878
Bring forth the scout!
500
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:44,174
Whoa.
501
00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:47,594
My lord, we are positioned
on both fronts.
502
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,887
Fine, fine, fine.
503
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,139
Where are they keeping my book?
504
00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:53,559
There, my lord, beyond the wall.
505
00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:54,393
The parapet.
506
00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:56,687
That would be the
most likely place.
507
00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:58,730
Right.
508
00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:02,109
Bring me forth into that castle!
509
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,569
Forward!
510
00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,237
Forward!
511
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:09,992
Cry havoc and let loose
the dogs of war!
512
00:56:10,075 --> 00:56:12,828
To the castle!
513
00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:15,539
Fly, mate! Fly!
514
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:19,251
Death to the mortals!
515
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:23,672
Arrows.
516
00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:25,632
Torch boy!
517
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,544
Steady.
518
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,886
Fire!
519
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,766
Advance, you beasts, advance!
520
00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:34,701
Yeah, baby!
521
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:41,124
All right!
522
00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:46,755
Sire, there's a second division
approaching from the south.
523
00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:51,218
Ram the gates!
524
00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:56,765
Catapults.
525
00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,351
Catapults out!
526
00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:08,652
Yeah!
527
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,989
Fire!
528
00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:20,706
- Look there!
- What in blazes?
529
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:25,293
Yeah!
530
00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:28,797
Seek cover!
531
00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:31,633
- Watch out!
- Make way!
532
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:48,066
Oh, you miserable bags of bones!
533
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:51,820
Pick yourselves
up and Sally fo...
534
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:54,448
Sally for...
535
00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:57,451
Sally forth.
536
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:03,665
Come on, you miserable wretches.
537
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:05,834
Lower.
538
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:07,961
Heave!
539
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,594
Forward!
540
00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:20,515
Buttress the door, now!
541
00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:34,029
Hold fast!
542
00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:39,951
- Back!
- Stone these creatures!
543
00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:41,369
Damn you!
544
00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:46,875
That's got to hurt.
545
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:49,795
Go, you cretins! Arrows!
546
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,004
Load!
547
00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:52,631
Fire!
548
00:59:57,552 --> 01:00:00,263
Heave!
Put your backbones into it.
549
01:00:02,474 --> 01:00:05,310
We've broken through!
The castle is ours!
550
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:13,068
Kill the mortals!
551
01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,364
Get it achieved and fast!
552
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,800
Their ranks are broken!
Have at them!
553
01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:42,180
Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah! Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah!
554
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:51,314
Pull back! Man the parapet!
555
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,441
Protect the book.
556
01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:56,111
- Retreat!
- God save us all.
557
01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:03,702
Say hello to the 21st century.
558
01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:04,953
Yeah!
559
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,413
Nooooo!
560
01:01:16,631 --> 01:01:17,631
Come on!
561
01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:19,509
I got plenty for everybody!
562
01:01:19,885 --> 01:01:21,136
Look out!
563
01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,437
Bye-bye.
564
01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:34,649
It's the one in the
cart we want!
565
01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:35,816
Get him!
566
01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:48,997
Sheila!
567
01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:12,062
Sheha?
568
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:38,838
We've secured
the courtyard, my lord.
569
01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:40,090
Excehenl
570
01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:55,897
Oh! Hey! Look out!
571
01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:05,365
Hey, you're mine, sweetie.
572
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:07,075
Get off of her!
573
01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:13,290
Gotcha!
574
01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,458
Damn you!
575
01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:19,754
My lord.
576
01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:21,256
Stay with the book.
577
01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:23,591
The book will be ours!
578
01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:29,347
The red! The red!
579
01:03:29,514 --> 01:03:31,433
Duke Henry and
his men have come!
580
01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:40,025
Blows, blood and death!
581
01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,863
Duke Henry!
582
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:52,454
Die!
583
01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:59,711
Onward, Valiant cousins!
Their ranks are broke!
584
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,428
Oops!
585
01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:11,348
Hello!
586
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:18,980
There you go.
587
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:22,984
The book is mine.
588
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,204
I'll cut your gizzard out.
589
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:37,165
Hey, where'd he go? Hey!
590
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,386
Come to papa.
591
01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:52,097
Get him!
592
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,543
Oh, you crazy bitch,
get off of me!
593
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:28,883
Right.
594
01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:38,560
You found me beautiful once.
595
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:41,646
Honey, you got real ugly.
596
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,748
There we are.
597
01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,426
So you wanna play rough, eh?
598
01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:12,927
Okay.
599
01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:24,022
All right, all right.
600
01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,028
Prepare to die!
601
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:44,709
You're going down!
602
01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:47,420
I'm going up.
603
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:48,922
I'm coming for you.
604
01:06:57,472 --> 01:06:58,723
Come on!
605
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:14,739
Oops. Excuse me.
606
01:07:14,822 --> 01:07:15,949
Come on.
607
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,450
All right!
608
01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:22,747
You're pissing me off,
you ugly son of a bitch!
609
01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:43,560
I'll spoil those good looks.
610
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,980
Back-stabber!
611
01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:53,361
Hold still!
612
01:08:04,664 --> 01:08:06,541
Tally-ho!
613
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,839
We can't hold the battlements!
614
01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:16,009
We will hold!
We must protect the book!
615
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,773
I got a bone to pick with you.
616
01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:32,609
Come on.
617
01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,576
Slice that gizzard open.
618
01:08:57,842 --> 01:08:59,594
Now you're mine.
619
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,659
At last, the book.
620
01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:30,750
I possess the necronomicon.
621
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,752
I've crushed your pathetic army.
622
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:35,004
Now I'll have my vengeance.
623
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:38,675
Buckle up, bonehead,
'cause you're goin' for a ride.
624
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:39,967
Huh?
625
01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:42,637
Noooo!
626
01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:55,274
Victory's ours!
627
01:09:58,486 --> 01:09:59,946
Retreat! Retreat!
628
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,823
Let's get the hell out of here!
629
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:31,102
Tricky ones, they are.
630
01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:32,812
If it's a fight you want...
631
01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:36,524
Watch 'em, lads.
They're an untrustworthy lot.
632
01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:25,364
Move yourself, lad!
633
01:11:25,573 --> 01:11:27,074
- Your hand, man.
- Hey, Henry.
634
01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:28,576
- Godspeed!
- Yeah, nice going.
635
01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:29,994
- My lady.
- Arthur.
636
01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,662
Well won, my friend.
637
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:32,997
We've won the day.
638
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,042
Yeah!
639
01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:43,674
We're brothers and a new
kingdom shall be born!
640
01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:50,014
The book tells us that
once you drink this liquid
641
01:11:50,097 --> 01:11:53,851
and recite the words,
"klaatu barada nikto,"
642
01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:56,604
thou shalt awaken
in thine own time.
643
01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:03,194
Remember, you must
recite the words exactly.
644
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,768
Hyah!
645
01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:48,865
So I left her there.
646
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,957
I thought about staying.
647
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,917
They offered me the
chance to lead them,
648
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,545
to teach them, to be king.
649
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:04,380
Uh-huh.
650
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:05,923
But my place is here.
651
01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:09,760
So I swallowed the juice,
said the words and here I am.
652
01:13:09,844 --> 01:13:12,179
Did you say the words
right this time?
653
01:13:13,514 --> 01:13:16,475
Well, maybe I didn't say every
single, tiny little syllable, no,
654
01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:18,853
but basically I said 'em, yeah.
655
01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:21,939
Basically.
656
01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:28,237
You know that story about
how you could've been king?
657
01:13:28,654 --> 01:13:30,907
I think it's kind of cute.
658
01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,492
Yeah.
659
01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:53,721
Die!
660
01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:11,447
Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave the store.
661
01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:13,908
Who the hell are you?
662
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,618
Name's ash.
663
01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:19,080
Housewares.
664
01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:42,269
I'll swallow your soul.
665
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,813
Come get some.
666
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,711
Sure, I could've
stayed in the past.
667
01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:10,256
Could 've even been king.
668
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,051
But in my own way...
669
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,262
I am king.
670
01:15:18,139 --> 01:15:20,057
Hail to the king, baby.
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