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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,136 --> 00:00:30,136 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:36,854 As a full moon shone on Baghdad, city of a thousand perils, 3 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:41,484 a mysterious Baghdadi broke into the palace. 4 00:01:56,308 --> 00:01:57,225 The password... 5 00:01:57,976 --> 00:01:59,895 It ended in "ee". 6 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:03,774 That's it, I know. 7 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:06,193 Open, Marsupilami. 8 00:02:11,323 --> 00:02:13,283 Open, Mini Me. 9 00:02:15,327 --> 00:02:17,830 Open, Do-Re-Mi! 10 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,291 C'mon, Do! 11 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:29,425 THE BRAND NEW ADVENTURES OF ALADIN 12 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,535 Patrols 5, 7 and 13, go! 13 00:03:06,294 --> 00:03:08,088 5 and 13, split up! 14 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:24,104 Captured by the palace guards, 15 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:26,940 the thief was taken to Princess Shallia, 16 00:03:27,315 --> 00:03:30,360 said to be sensitive, sweet, elegant and refined. 17 00:03:30,528 --> 00:03:31,570 Are you dumb? 18 00:03:31,737 --> 00:03:32,821 Let me explain. 19 00:03:32,988 --> 00:03:34,407 What treasure is this? 20 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:35,658 Baghdad's. 21 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,075 I'll make you Prince of... 22 00:03:37,242 --> 00:03:37,868 Baghdad. 23 00:03:38,035 --> 00:03:39,870 - Say it again. - Baghdad. 24 00:03:41,497 --> 00:03:42,540 I just wanted... 25 00:03:43,248 --> 00:03:44,917 - Come on... - No! 26 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:47,628 Why steal from us like a common... 27 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:48,754 Thief? 28 00:03:49,337 --> 00:03:52,382 I'm a thief. That's how everyone sees me. 29 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:57,846 I'm sick of dating a kid. 30 00:03:58,013 --> 00:04:00,724 A kid? Seriously? After all my efforts? 31 00:04:01,684 --> 00:04:03,727 Even couples therapy! 32 00:04:04,394 --> 00:04:07,565 We'll try "puppet" therapy today. 33 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:11,276 Express yourselves through your puppet. 34 00:04:11,444 --> 00:04:12,653 Go ahead. 35 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,823 Let it all out. You'll see, it's fun. 36 00:04:16,281 --> 00:04:17,824 Not a good likeness. 37 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,080 Ready? 38 00:04:26,374 --> 00:04:28,001 You're immature, 39 00:04:28,544 --> 00:04:30,253 you mock everything 40 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,381 and a serious conversation is impossible. 41 00:04:34,925 --> 00:04:37,052 You're immature, you mock everything 42 00:04:37,219 --> 00:04:39,638 and a serious conversation is impossible. 43 00:04:39,805 --> 00:04:41,474 Very grown-up of you! 44 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,391 Very grown-up of you! 45 00:04:43,559 --> 00:04:45,227 It's always like this, Doctor. 46 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,020 Cut it out. 47 00:04:48,731 --> 00:04:49,857 Cut it out, ok! 48 00:04:52,317 --> 00:04:55,320 It's the sock, not me. I can't control it. 49 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:56,864 Bad sock. 50 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,450 Ratting me out now? 51 00:04:59,617 --> 00:05:00,993 Who wears the briefs? 52 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:03,245 I was just having fun. 53 00:05:03,412 --> 00:05:06,874 But you never take anything seriously: 54 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,334 the realm, us... Now you steal too. 55 00:05:09,502 --> 00:05:11,587 I'm bored witless here. 56 00:05:11,754 --> 00:05:14,006 I was gonna give it all back. 57 00:05:14,339 --> 00:05:15,799 Give what back? 58 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:18,260 Open, Sesame. 59 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:22,598 That's it. Sesame. Of course. 60 00:05:25,768 --> 00:05:26,810 Is this it? 61 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,104 We're in dire straits. 62 00:05:29,271 --> 00:05:30,689 Nearly bankrupt. 63 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:31,899 Why not say so? 64 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,443 I tried, but you never listen. 65 00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:39,322 I know palace problems don't really bother you, 66 00:05:40,365 --> 00:05:42,993 but we have a duty to the people. 67 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:46,163 When he died, I swore I'd serve his realm. 68 00:05:49,332 --> 00:05:50,333 Who's that? 69 00:05:50,501 --> 00:05:51,419 My father. 70 00:05:52,002 --> 00:05:54,337 - I painted it. - Right... 71 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,935 Despite this humiliation, 72 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,313 Aladin began the new day with dignity. 73 00:06:12,314 --> 00:06:14,232 Yes, it's true 74 00:06:15,901 --> 00:06:19,112 I stole our treasure 75 00:06:20,072 --> 00:06:21,990 And I know 76 00:06:24,076 --> 00:06:26,787 I've disappointed you again 77 00:06:27,245 --> 00:06:31,917 You don't trust me anymore 78 00:06:35,045 --> 00:06:40,759 For you, I'm still a child 79 00:06:43,762 --> 00:06:46,181 Love can sap your morale 80 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:50,018 Like in a song by Tal 81 00:06:50,185 --> 00:06:53,230 I'll do everything 82 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:56,191 To be 83 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:01,572 I'll do everything 84 00:07:02,781 --> 00:07:04,282 To be 85 00:07:05,909 --> 00:07:08,120 A good prince 86 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,542 The princess wants you urgently. 87 00:07:17,129 --> 00:07:18,255 Been here long? 88 00:07:18,881 --> 00:07:20,340 It's not my business... 89 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,468 There's no business. 90 00:07:22,635 --> 00:07:24,386 - Why? - I don't judge. 91 00:07:24,553 --> 00:07:25,554 Nothing to judge. 92 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:27,055 I won't talk. 93 00:07:27,222 --> 00:07:29,433 You can talk. No worries. 94 00:07:30,768 --> 00:07:31,810 Don't talk. 95 00:07:31,977 --> 00:07:35,814 Don't you express yourself in song after a fight? 96 00:07:36,607 --> 00:07:37,650 The First Lady! 97 00:07:47,284 --> 00:07:48,368 What's up? 98 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,787 A visitor. 99 00:08:01,590 --> 00:08:04,051 Shah Zaman, the great and gracious, 100 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,178 Prince of Zoulaoui. 101 00:08:06,344 --> 00:08:08,681 He whose presence intoxicates crowds, 102 00:08:08,847 --> 00:08:11,434 whose reputation makes the world tremble, 103 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,727 who always has the last word, 104 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:16,980 inventor of "it takes one to know one". 105 00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:19,817 General of the air force, army 106 00:08:19,983 --> 00:08:21,610 navy and gravy. 107 00:08:21,777 --> 00:08:22,653 Shah Zaman! 108 00:09:06,697 --> 00:09:08,866 Welcome, dear... 109 00:09:09,742 --> 00:09:11,159 What do I call you? 110 00:09:11,326 --> 00:09:12,745 Simply... 111 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:15,288 Shah Zaman the Magnificent. 112 00:09:16,499 --> 00:09:19,502 And Glorious Prince of Zoulaoui. 113 00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:23,046 He whose presence... 114 00:09:23,213 --> 00:09:24,465 And I have presence. 115 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:25,841 That's true! 116 00:09:26,509 --> 00:09:29,302 Some call me Bissextile, depending on the year. 117 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:32,347 Others the Versatile when I versatilize. 118 00:09:32,515 --> 00:09:35,851 Some call me the Jovial, others the Modest. 119 00:09:36,018 --> 00:09:38,896 And I invented "Takes one to know one". 120 00:09:39,062 --> 00:09:40,481 Will Shah Zaman do? 121 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,024 It's more convivial. 122 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,859 Dear Shah Zaman, 123 00:09:44,026 --> 00:09:46,779 welcome to my humble land. 124 00:09:46,945 --> 00:09:50,323 Now the introductions are over, 125 00:09:50,491 --> 00:09:53,326 why are you here, Sham Sheitan? 126 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:56,163 Shah Zaman. 127 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,832 Prince Shah Zaman. 128 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,710 General of the air force, army, 129 00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:03,253 navy and screw you! 130 00:10:03,421 --> 00:10:04,672 Screw me? 131 00:10:05,297 --> 00:10:07,007 I's here (a) to take Baghdad 132 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,341 and (b) 133 00:10:08,509 --> 00:10:09,760 to wed me your wife. 134 00:10:09,927 --> 00:10:11,136 What, Rasta Man? 135 00:10:11,303 --> 00:10:13,681 Aladin can't believe his ears. 136 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:17,100 Shah Zaman's there to steal his wife! 137 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:19,144 Your story's a drag. 138 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,980 Aladin's brand new adventures? 139 00:10:22,147 --> 00:10:24,149 Why do I always land a dork? 140 00:10:24,316 --> 00:10:25,401 Dork yourself. 141 00:10:25,568 --> 00:10:26,944 - What? - Nothing. 142 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:30,322 I'm not scared of flying but I'm not comfortable. 143 00:10:30,489 --> 00:10:32,115 Talking helps. 144 00:10:32,575 --> 00:10:34,367 We're still on the ground. 145 00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,829 We're still on the ground. 146 00:10:36,995 --> 00:10:37,871 Cut it out! 147 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,498 Cut it out! 148 00:10:44,503 --> 00:10:45,504 Sorry. 149 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:50,759 Return to your seat, Sir, 150 00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:53,053 for the safety instructions. 151 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,513 Safety? Why? 152 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,682 - Are you ok? - Yes, I'm fine. 153 00:10:56,849 --> 00:10:59,184 It's my first flight, see, 154 00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:01,770 and the sounds are really scary. 155 00:11:02,688 --> 00:11:04,106 Otherwise, I'm fine. 156 00:11:04,523 --> 00:11:05,649 Just great. 157 00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:09,361 But my girl left me to marry another guy. 158 00:11:10,112 --> 00:11:13,198 I'll try to prevent her, a really dumb idea. 159 00:11:14,492 --> 00:11:16,034 Otherwise, I'm good. 160 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,036 I'm ok. 161 00:11:18,454 --> 00:11:20,330 I'm ok... Not! 162 00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:23,375 I'm not ok, not at all! 163 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:24,918 Try to relax. 164 00:11:25,711 --> 00:11:28,130 Talk to me, tell me anything you like. 165 00:11:28,506 --> 00:11:29,507 Aladin... 166 00:11:29,673 --> 00:11:30,633 It moved! 167 00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:32,593 It's nothing. Talk to me. 168 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,427 Come on. 169 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:35,888 Aladin says to Shah Zaman... 170 00:11:36,555 --> 00:11:39,808 You've three minutes to get out, Shakira. 171 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,939 According to the rumours, 172 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,734 the gossip, the whispers, 173 00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:50,235 idle chitchat... 174 00:11:50,403 --> 00:11:53,739 Aladin isn't in a hurry to weds you. 175 00:11:53,906 --> 00:11:55,533 What's his problem? 176 00:11:56,492 --> 00:11:58,661 Get out of my palace, 177 00:11:59,036 --> 00:12:00,037 Shawarma! 178 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,582 Shawarma? 179 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,209 Me? Shawarma? 180 00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:07,252 Yes. 181 00:12:07,836 --> 00:12:08,754 You, 182 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,255 Shawarma! 183 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,342 Here, in front of everyone... 184 00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:16,554 Shawarma! 185 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,192 Ain't mine. 186 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,735 What's this thing? 187 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:33,612 Get the scary one! 188 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,365 It's not size that matters. 189 00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:40,077 All guys with tiny swords say that. 190 00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,957 Good job Wahid's stopping me! 191 00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:46,374 Let go! 192 00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:50,421 Let me smash his face in, please! 193 00:12:51,964 --> 00:12:53,131 Enough! 194 00:12:53,716 --> 00:12:56,176 I won't cede Baghdad and I'll marry Aladin 195 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,554 until death parts us. 196 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,681 That's all? 197 00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:02,975 That's it? 198 00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:04,893 Until death parts you. 199 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,187 Let death part them! 200 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,522 Kill Aladin! 201 00:13:11,984 --> 00:13:13,318 My friends... 202 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,572 My loves, my plagues... 203 00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:18,866 Look at you. Skinny, 204 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,701 scrawny, puny, 205 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:21,994 ugly. 206 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:26,289 This prince doesn't give a damn about you. 207 00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:29,627 Will you fight, perish and die for him? 208 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,920 I'm just asking. 209 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:33,922 I hear no reply. 210 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,133 I... 211 00:13:36,634 --> 00:13:37,843 Shah Zaman, 212 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,555 will triple your pay in half. 213 00:13:43,599 --> 00:13:46,268 Offer valid as long as stocks last. 214 00:13:47,728 --> 00:13:52,232 You underestimate the loyalty of Baghdad's soldiers. 215 00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:54,902 These men cannot be bought. 216 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,406 And never ever will they... 217 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,574 Hippolyte? 218 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,075 Marc? 219 00:14:03,869 --> 00:14:04,912 Alex? 220 00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:07,873 Lionel? 221 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:10,668 Michel, not you? 222 00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:12,210 Triple pay. 223 00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:16,965 C'mon, Aladin, admit defeat. 224 00:14:17,132 --> 00:14:18,467 You admit it! 225 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,512 Your defeat, not mine! 226 00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:24,097 Damn it, kill him! 227 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:53,335 Aladin... 228 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,921 That's the great Aladin? 229 00:14:56,464 --> 00:14:58,256 Of The Adventures of? 230 00:14:59,007 --> 00:15:00,509 I saw the first one. 231 00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:05,431 He fought, punched, slapped, dodged blows... 232 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,308 And now not even a flick! 233 00:15:09,435 --> 00:15:10,728 What a put-down. 234 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:13,731 Ah, well... 235 00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:16,692 Now Baghdad is mine, 236 00:15:18,611 --> 00:15:23,323 we can prepare our wedding in peace. 237 00:15:24,366 --> 00:15:25,659 Marry you? 238 00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:30,414 Never? Never look a gift horse in the mouth. 239 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:34,126 You don't get it! I won't marry you, ever! 240 00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:36,420 She's a fighter... 241 00:15:37,045 --> 00:15:39,840 Take this fighter to her apartments. 242 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:43,761 Wahid! 243 00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:47,973 Bring back Aladin dead or alive. 244 00:15:49,141 --> 00:15:50,058 No. 245 00:15:51,143 --> 00:15:53,729 Bring back Aladin dead... 246 00:15:54,438 --> 00:15:55,564 or dead! 247 00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,318 And get a baguette. Not too crusty. 248 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,948 Aladin, braver in the past, 249 00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:06,992 fled without looking back. 250 00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:11,246 Well, with one look back. 251 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:31,809 There. 252 00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,393 Now it's pretty. 253 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,105 When Aladin frees me, you'll pay! 254 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:38,691 Frees you? 255 00:16:39,107 --> 00:16:40,526 You're not my captive. 256 00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:41,527 I'm not? 257 00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:43,612 Untie the princess! 258 00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:45,030 You muppets! 259 00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:48,992 Sorry, Princess. 260 00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:52,580 Actually, we need to discuss a wedding date. 261 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:53,706 I think... 262 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:57,418 Calm down! 263 00:16:57,585 --> 00:17:00,421 Get out of my palace right now! 264 00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:01,714 Otherwise... 265 00:17:02,214 --> 00:17:03,048 Otherwise? 266 00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:04,550 Otherwise, I'll... 267 00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:06,552 "Otherwise, I'll"? 268 00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:08,344 I'll kill this guard! 269 00:17:08,512 --> 00:17:10,013 This one, you mean? 270 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,267 You meant that one? 271 00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:17,979 Maybe, in your mind, you meant that one. 272 00:17:21,191 --> 00:17:22,943 Or maybe this one. 273 00:17:26,863 --> 00:17:29,408 Maybe you were thinking of him. 274 00:17:29,575 --> 00:17:31,201 Then him. 275 00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:33,286 And then him. 276 00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:36,665 But you were in fact thinking of him. 277 00:17:36,832 --> 00:17:38,459 No, that's enough! 278 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,544 - I meant him. - Ok. 279 00:17:42,254 --> 00:17:45,966 For our wedding day, I was thinking of the 7th. 280 00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:49,428 An even number, 7. 281 00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:51,179 2, 4, 7, 10, 12... 282 00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:55,142 My mum will do the food. 283 00:17:56,268 --> 00:17:58,145 And I'll do the music. 284 00:17:58,479 --> 00:17:59,980 I love to sing. 285 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,565 I sing good, right? 286 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,525 You do. 287 00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:06,153 I beat up guys who've done nothing to me 288 00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,865 And I kill That's my way of loving 289 00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,076 You're mad. 290 00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:15,413 No. 291 00:18:16,414 --> 00:18:17,540 You're sick. 292 00:18:17,998 --> 00:18:21,334 I love life, I love poetry, I love singing. 293 00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:23,879 If that means I'm sick, fine! 294 00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:25,255 I'm sick! 295 00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:30,260 Totally sick 296 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,221 Sometimes my head aches 297 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:37,309 Sometimes my throat I don't know, but I'm... 298 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,521 sick 299 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,693 Lights out, no one home. You're crackers. 300 00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,903 Animal crackers 301 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:50,823 It ain't cool 302 00:18:52,575 --> 00:18:54,117 I'd marry a guy like you? 303 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:55,661 Yes. 304 00:18:56,036 --> 00:18:57,538 I'd rather do Wahid. 305 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,127 We'll see. 306 00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:14,763 Far from Baghdad, Aladin carried on unimpeded. 307 00:19:16,599 --> 00:19:17,349 What's that? 308 00:19:19,435 --> 00:19:20,519 Almost. 309 00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:21,895 I don't believe it! 310 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,743 What a crap day. 311 00:19:59,642 --> 00:20:01,268 Great! A Capri-Sun. 312 00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:07,107 No... 313 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,067 No straw. 314 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,197 Dear Baghdadas... 315 00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:15,658 Baghdadis. 316 00:20:18,201 --> 00:20:19,745 Wait! What is this? 317 00:20:19,912 --> 00:20:21,997 It's always been Baghdadis! 318 00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:23,123 Let go of me! 319 00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:25,418 Dear Baghdadas... 320 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:27,210 That is the word? 321 00:20:27,545 --> 00:20:28,546 Yes! 322 00:20:29,171 --> 00:20:30,506 I summoned you 323 00:20:30,673 --> 00:20:35,135 to tell you that until Princess Shallia agrees to wed to me, 324 00:20:36,011 --> 00:20:38,346 I'll torture one Baghdadas a day. 325 00:20:38,514 --> 00:20:40,474 Shah Zaman, a question! 326 00:20:44,437 --> 00:20:45,395 You! 327 00:20:45,771 --> 00:20:48,899 Ali Belaid, The Baghdad Gazette. 328 00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:53,529 Shah Zaman, how will you pick the people to torture? 329 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,531 Eenie-meenie. 330 00:20:56,031 --> 00:20:57,324 How do you mean? 331 00:20:57,491 --> 00:21:01,412 Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, to the torture chamber you go. 332 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:06,208 Just an example for now. 333 00:21:13,215 --> 00:21:14,091 Yes, you. 334 00:21:14,257 --> 00:21:16,301 When will these measures begin? 335 00:21:16,469 --> 00:21:18,512 From right now! 336 00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:20,806 Get The Shah Zaman Gazette! 337 00:21:20,973 --> 00:21:23,141 Read about the torture sessions! 338 00:21:23,308 --> 00:21:26,269 Shah Zaman, new prince of Baghdad! 339 00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:27,855 Bald him! 340 00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:39,157 Doesn't that hurt? 341 00:21:52,671 --> 00:21:53,672 Peck him. 342 00:22:00,137 --> 00:22:01,722 Can't you peck or what? 343 00:22:01,889 --> 00:22:03,849 The guy's laughing! 344 00:22:08,437 --> 00:22:09,605 Wring him! 345 00:22:12,441 --> 00:22:13,692 He's laughing. 346 00:22:16,028 --> 00:22:16,987 Unwring him! 347 00:22:22,535 --> 00:22:25,913 The people resist torture! 348 00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:29,750 Shah Zaman renames all streets and avenues 349 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,419 "Shah Zaman"! 350 00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:55,734 So, Vizier, Aladin put you here? 351 00:22:56,068 --> 00:22:59,447 Exactly. I'll end my life here like others. 352 00:22:59,613 --> 00:23:02,575 I have lots of admiration for you. 353 00:23:02,741 --> 00:23:04,159 - That's kind. - It's true. 354 00:23:04,326 --> 00:23:06,787 You made so many people suffer. 355 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,081 I had a passion for it. 356 00:23:09,247 --> 00:23:10,248 Haven't we met? 357 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:13,627 At the Paris Torture Salon, maybe? 358 00:23:13,794 --> 00:23:15,671 - I go every year. - That's it. 359 00:23:16,254 --> 00:23:18,090 The junk I've bought there! 360 00:23:18,256 --> 00:23:21,218 You say you won't buy stuff, but you do. 361 00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:24,847 I have a room full of junk I never use! 362 00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:26,474 The eyebrow peeler? 363 00:23:27,641 --> 00:23:29,184 I have every colour. 364 00:23:29,852 --> 00:23:31,812 I even have one on me. 365 00:23:31,979 --> 00:23:33,731 I swear. Look at this. 366 00:23:34,272 --> 00:23:35,941 I'd never seen a red one. 367 00:23:36,108 --> 00:23:37,109 It's unique. 368 00:23:37,275 --> 00:23:38,151 The only one. 369 00:23:38,902 --> 00:23:40,988 No idea, but it's unique. 370 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,951 Ok, we're not here to talk shop. 371 00:23:46,118 --> 00:23:47,536 I've taken Baghdad. 372 00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:51,289 Now I want to wed the princess. 373 00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:53,501 I torture the people. 374 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:54,418 Classic. 375 00:23:54,793 --> 00:23:58,338 But I don't get it. I keep torturing them, 376 00:23:58,672 --> 00:24:01,884 but they don't give a damn. It's incredible! 377 00:24:02,050 --> 00:24:05,053 That's because of me. I tortured them so much, 378 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:06,639 they're immune now. 379 00:24:07,598 --> 00:24:08,849 They're emus? 380 00:24:10,976 --> 00:24:13,020 Which dictator course did you do? 381 00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:17,232 No course. I'm what they call self-raising. 382 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:18,734 Self-taught. 383 00:24:19,652 --> 00:24:21,111 No. Self-raising. 384 00:24:21,278 --> 00:24:22,905 No. Self-taught. 385 00:24:23,071 --> 00:24:24,197 What's the difference? 386 00:24:24,573 --> 00:24:27,034 Self-raising is flour for cakes. 387 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,412 Self-taught is a natural learner. 388 00:24:30,954 --> 00:24:32,122 We're quibbling. 389 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:36,627 I need the princess to agree to get wed to me. 390 00:24:37,586 --> 00:24:40,047 Beware, the princess is a sly one. 391 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:41,131 I knew it. 392 00:24:41,298 --> 00:24:44,593 Back in the day, I tried to marry her. Impossible. 393 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,305 Know what her excuse was? That my breath stinks. 394 00:24:48,806 --> 00:24:51,391 I brush my teeth three times a day. 395 00:24:55,521 --> 00:24:57,565 You brush them with shit? 396 00:24:57,731 --> 00:24:58,649 No, toothpaste. 397 00:24:58,816 --> 00:25:00,358 Poo-flavoured. 398 00:25:00,526 --> 00:25:01,318 No. 399 00:25:02,194 --> 00:25:03,571 It's unbearable. 400 00:25:03,737 --> 00:25:05,739 Hold on... A favour. 401 00:25:05,906 --> 00:25:08,158 I was sentenced to 1,400 years. 402 00:25:08,325 --> 00:25:10,453 I appealed and got 500 more. 403 00:25:10,619 --> 00:25:12,455 1,400 plus 500... 404 00:25:12,621 --> 00:25:13,371 1,200? 405 00:25:13,539 --> 00:25:15,583 No. 1,400 plus 500. 406 00:25:16,459 --> 00:25:18,210 Four times four, nine... 407 00:25:18,627 --> 00:25:20,253 - 1,900. - 1,900? 408 00:25:21,129 --> 00:25:22,380 Way too much. 409 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,676 I agree. Can you do something? 410 00:25:25,843 --> 00:25:28,471 How about 200 years' remission? 411 00:25:28,637 --> 00:25:32,433 I'd be pleased. That makes 1,900 minus 200... 412 00:25:33,225 --> 00:25:34,226 - 1,200. - No. 413 00:25:34,893 --> 00:25:35,686 1,700. 414 00:25:36,394 --> 00:25:37,145 Right. 415 00:25:37,730 --> 00:25:39,482 - Is 1,700 ok? - Great. 416 00:25:39,648 --> 00:25:41,108 - Happy? - You bet. 417 00:25:41,442 --> 00:25:42,901 - Thank you. - Glad to help. 418 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,821 Wahid. Give the vizier an extra 1,200! 419 00:25:45,988 --> 00:25:47,615 No... Is he thick or what? 420 00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:49,742 No, come back. He's thick... 421 00:26:44,129 --> 00:26:45,338 What did he do? 422 00:26:45,506 --> 00:26:47,633 Knocked up all the local girls. 423 00:26:49,885 --> 00:26:53,388 You can't hurt me. If I want, I can waste him. 424 00:26:54,306 --> 00:26:55,098 Aladin? 425 00:26:55,599 --> 00:26:57,392 You're here? Is that you? 426 00:26:57,768 --> 00:26:58,811 What did you do? 427 00:26:58,977 --> 00:27:01,730 - Kill the pervert! - It's all lies! 428 00:27:02,064 --> 00:27:04,107 They're liars. I did nothing. 429 00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:06,610 They call me the beggar of love. 430 00:27:07,152 --> 00:27:08,904 I just bring joy. 431 00:27:09,071 --> 00:27:10,072 I behave. 432 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:13,492 Shallia's in danger. 433 00:27:13,659 --> 00:27:14,952 Damn vizier! 434 00:27:15,118 --> 00:27:16,036 It's not him. 435 00:27:17,204 --> 00:27:20,791 If I save you, will you be my genie to rescue her? 436 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:23,961 Brother, you're a cousin for me. 437 00:27:24,127 --> 00:27:26,714 But I'm through being a genie. 438 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,882 Now I know human pleasure, 439 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:30,468 forget all that! 440 00:27:30,634 --> 00:27:32,177 But that wasn't me. 441 00:27:32,344 --> 00:27:34,555 I understand. Good luck. 442 00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:37,015 Great seeing you. Take care. 443 00:27:37,182 --> 00:27:38,892 Bye, cousin. Wait! 444 00:27:40,143 --> 00:27:41,895 Don't leave me. 445 00:27:42,855 --> 00:27:45,232 I'll be your genie for a few weeks 446 00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:47,901 but extract me, please! 447 00:27:48,986 --> 00:27:49,903 Silence! 448 00:27:50,863 --> 00:27:51,655 Come on... 449 00:27:53,115 --> 00:27:54,575 Execute this rat! 450 00:27:54,742 --> 00:27:55,868 What? No... 451 00:27:57,578 --> 00:27:58,537 Wait! 452 00:28:00,414 --> 00:28:02,666 Whatever this wretch has done, 453 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:05,711 he deserves a fair trial as laid out by the law. 454 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,546 Who asked you, stranger? 455 00:28:07,713 --> 00:28:09,297 Are you a sworn defender? 456 00:28:14,887 --> 00:28:16,680 Aladin, Prince of Baghdad. 457 00:28:19,642 --> 00:28:22,227 I can defend whomever I wish. 458 00:28:24,772 --> 00:28:26,690 Can you prove your identity? 459 00:28:26,857 --> 00:28:30,694 I left the palace in a hurry without any ID. 460 00:28:30,861 --> 00:28:31,695 Seriously? 461 00:28:31,862 --> 00:28:33,572 You always carry ID? 462 00:28:33,739 --> 00:28:35,699 You bet I do, bro! 463 00:28:35,866 --> 00:28:36,950 Ok. Silence! 464 00:28:37,535 --> 00:28:40,370 Can anyone vouch for this stranger? 465 00:28:40,538 --> 00:28:41,914 You bet. I can. 466 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,040 Except him. 467 00:28:43,582 --> 00:28:46,209 Guys... Aladin, the lamp, the genie. 468 00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:48,086 I crushed the vizier. 469 00:28:50,673 --> 00:28:53,258 Enough time wasted. Execute the pervert! 470 00:28:55,886 --> 00:28:58,263 What's up? Aladin's in town! 471 00:28:58,681 --> 00:28:59,640 That's me! 472 00:29:00,849 --> 00:29:03,060 What? Way too wild! 473 00:29:03,226 --> 00:29:04,019 Everybody! 474 00:29:06,063 --> 00:29:07,481 Hey, Aladin! 475 00:29:07,648 --> 00:29:08,607 I can't hear! 476 00:29:10,443 --> 00:29:11,944 Hey, Ala... 477 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,236 Din. 478 00:29:14,988 --> 00:29:17,157 They're not getting into it. 479 00:29:17,324 --> 00:29:19,493 It's not easy unaccompanied. 480 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:21,579 It was good. But awkward. 481 00:29:21,745 --> 00:29:22,955 You're Aladin? 482 00:29:24,665 --> 00:29:26,333 Yeah, that's me. 483 00:29:27,543 --> 00:29:29,837 I'm not a big fan. 484 00:29:30,003 --> 00:29:32,965 But my daughter listens to you non-stop. 485 00:29:33,131 --> 00:29:34,216 No! Awesome! 486 00:29:35,718 --> 00:29:36,885 Can we do a selfie? 487 00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:38,471 For my daughter. 488 00:29:38,637 --> 00:29:39,513 Of course. 489 00:29:46,895 --> 00:29:48,313 Shah Zaman... 490 00:29:48,481 --> 00:29:50,023 I've been thinking. 491 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:52,317 After all, Aladin fled 492 00:29:53,151 --> 00:29:56,697 and I need a prince to rule Baghdad with me. 493 00:29:57,072 --> 00:30:00,493 I shall therefore carefully reconsider 494 00:30:00,659 --> 00:30:01,827 your proposal. 495 00:30:02,995 --> 00:30:04,872 - Is that true? - Do I lie? 496 00:30:05,038 --> 00:30:06,081 I'm pleased. 497 00:30:06,248 --> 00:30:07,207 Cheers. 498 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,626 What a surprise. 499 00:30:10,461 --> 00:30:11,336 Cheers. 500 00:30:13,171 --> 00:30:16,550 Beware, the princess is a sly one. 501 00:30:16,717 --> 00:30:18,301 His breath still stinks. 502 00:30:18,636 --> 00:30:19,845 - Sorry? - Nothing. 503 00:30:20,262 --> 00:30:21,138 Cheers. 504 00:30:21,304 --> 00:30:22,097 Cheers. 505 00:30:23,766 --> 00:30:24,892 - Excuse me. - Yes? 506 00:30:25,308 --> 00:30:26,519 May I have that one? 507 00:30:26,685 --> 00:30:27,520 Of course. 508 00:30:28,270 --> 00:30:29,104 Thank you. 509 00:30:34,943 --> 00:30:36,319 - Excuse me. - Yes? 510 00:30:36,737 --> 00:30:37,905 May I have that one? 511 00:30:38,864 --> 00:30:40,408 - Of course. - Thank you. 512 00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:42,034 Cheers. 513 00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:43,494 Excuse me. 514 00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:47,247 - May I have that one. - Enough. 515 00:30:47,415 --> 00:30:49,500 Let's play a little game. 516 00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:52,878 They're the same. Pick the one you want. 517 00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:55,088 May I? 518 00:30:55,798 --> 00:30:56,674 Guard! 519 00:31:02,513 --> 00:31:03,639 Are you thirsty? 520 00:31:05,098 --> 00:31:06,224 No, I'm not. 521 00:31:07,184 --> 00:31:08,310 You're thirsty. 522 00:31:11,897 --> 00:31:13,190 Unthirst yourself. 523 00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:17,986 Unthirst yourself. 524 00:31:21,657 --> 00:31:22,658 There. 525 00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:29,790 Any side effects? Blurry vision? A stiff neck? 526 00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:34,670 How trusting. Happy now? 527 00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:37,089 Stay here. 528 00:31:39,341 --> 00:31:40,426 May I? 529 00:31:42,428 --> 00:31:43,554 Hot, isn't it? 530 00:31:43,721 --> 00:31:44,930 It's warm. 531 00:31:45,097 --> 00:31:46,932 - Are you thirsty? - No. 532 00:31:47,099 --> 00:31:48,476 - You are. - No. 533 00:31:48,642 --> 00:31:50,268 - You are. - I'm not. 534 00:31:50,436 --> 00:31:51,729 You're thirsty. 535 00:31:51,895 --> 00:31:53,439 Unthirst yourself. 536 00:31:57,025 --> 00:31:59,403 Happy? Work on that paranoia. 537 00:31:59,570 --> 00:32:01,697 It's not sexy in a man. 538 00:32:05,075 --> 00:32:08,245 My friends, allow me to sum things up. 539 00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:11,499 You accuse my client here 540 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,959 of seducing and impregnating 541 00:32:14,126 --> 00:32:15,043 these 20, 542 00:32:15,794 --> 00:32:16,670 30 543 00:32:17,254 --> 00:32:18,797 or 40 poor girls. 544 00:32:21,341 --> 00:32:22,926 Have you seen his mug? 545 00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:26,972 He's so ugly, Quasimodo calls him "Dad". 546 00:32:29,892 --> 00:32:31,685 The day he was born, 547 00:32:31,852 --> 00:32:33,228 they gave his mum 548 00:32:33,395 --> 00:32:34,938 a sick bag! 549 00:32:36,857 --> 00:32:38,191 Not my mum, ok. 550 00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:39,317 I'll keep going. 551 00:32:39,693 --> 00:32:40,528 He's nuts. 552 00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:42,029 My client is so ugly... 553 00:32:42,195 --> 00:32:43,196 They get it. 554 00:32:43,614 --> 00:32:44,907 ...his Halloween mask 555 00:32:45,991 --> 00:32:47,493 is a bestseller! 556 00:32:49,412 --> 00:32:50,829 They get the message. 557 00:32:59,922 --> 00:33:01,965 Given these new elements, 558 00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:04,885 we declare the accused innocent. 559 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,853 How could this freak seduce our loveliest women? 560 00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:21,151 Hey, my pal can mock me, that's ok. 561 00:33:21,318 --> 00:33:22,903 He's no better. But you? 562 00:33:23,571 --> 00:33:24,947 Know the truth? 563 00:33:25,531 --> 00:33:27,199 I banged them all. 564 00:33:28,909 --> 00:33:29,993 Just drop it. 565 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,246 I knocked them all up, for real. 566 00:33:33,664 --> 00:33:36,625 I did it, bro. Her, her there... 567 00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,211 Your cousin. Your sister too. 568 00:33:39,377 --> 00:33:41,797 Your black masseur. Weird, but I tried. 569 00:33:42,756 --> 00:33:45,217 And your wife's so into me, bro! 570 00:33:47,135 --> 00:33:48,554 Off with his head! 571 00:34:07,531 --> 00:34:08,240 Come on! 572 00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:15,831 That was close. 573 00:34:15,998 --> 00:34:17,332 They're all nuts. 574 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,584 Why are we here? 575 00:34:18,751 --> 00:34:20,586 Don't worry. A genie 576 00:34:20,753 --> 00:34:23,213 needs a lamp. I have to get mine. 577 00:34:23,380 --> 00:34:25,173 I have a plan. Relax. 578 00:34:26,341 --> 00:34:28,093 This place is like home. 579 00:34:28,761 --> 00:34:29,637 What? 580 00:34:29,803 --> 00:34:31,555 We want to come in. 581 00:34:31,722 --> 00:34:32,556 Impossible. 582 00:34:33,474 --> 00:34:34,266 Right... 583 00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:36,351 Is he nuts or what? 584 00:34:36,519 --> 00:34:37,478 Hey, cousin! 585 00:34:38,270 --> 00:34:40,606 What's up? There are two of us. 586 00:34:40,773 --> 00:34:42,315 Aladin, I'm sorry. 587 00:34:42,775 --> 00:34:44,026 You're Aladin? 588 00:34:44,192 --> 00:34:45,068 Yeah. 589 00:34:45,611 --> 00:34:46,445 He is. 590 00:34:48,406 --> 00:34:51,366 You're really Aladin? THE Aladin? 591 00:34:52,325 --> 00:34:53,869 Yeah, that's me. 592 00:34:54,036 --> 00:34:57,540 Call me Aladin. The Aladin sounds too fancy. 593 00:34:57,706 --> 00:35:00,292 You put a flute up your arse to get the lamp? 594 00:35:01,752 --> 00:35:03,045 Sorry? No. 595 00:35:03,837 --> 00:35:04,547 You did. 596 00:35:04,713 --> 00:35:05,673 You ratted on me? 597 00:35:06,048 --> 00:35:08,258 You're a total legend, man. 598 00:35:08,426 --> 00:35:10,052 No one ever did that. 599 00:35:10,761 --> 00:35:12,680 Hold on, consider the context. 600 00:35:13,138 --> 00:35:15,849 A pioneer of the flute up the arse! 601 00:35:16,016 --> 00:35:17,017 Come in. 602 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:19,102 After, guys tried saxes, 603 00:35:19,269 --> 00:35:22,189 but he invented the flute trick. 604 00:35:24,232 --> 00:35:27,027 Genie 27, your lamp awaits. 605 00:35:30,823 --> 00:35:32,450 Hey, guys, look who's here! 606 00:35:33,576 --> 00:35:34,993 Aladin himself. 607 00:35:35,661 --> 00:35:37,287 Aladin, Aladin... 608 00:35:37,455 --> 00:35:39,039 No, really... 609 00:35:40,165 --> 00:35:41,459 Oh, all right. 610 00:35:44,587 --> 00:35:46,422 - Flute up the arse! - What? 611 00:35:48,757 --> 00:35:49,758 No way! 612 00:35:50,676 --> 00:35:51,844 Guys! 613 00:35:52,010 --> 00:35:55,556 We just came for a lamp so I can get my powers back 614 00:35:55,723 --> 00:35:57,140 to help my friend. 615 00:35:57,307 --> 00:35:58,601 Get out of here! 616 00:36:01,645 --> 00:36:02,563 Move. 617 00:36:04,397 --> 00:36:07,776 You betrayed us by becoming human. We're ashamed of you. 618 00:36:07,943 --> 00:36:09,194 Ashamed of me? 619 00:36:09,361 --> 00:36:11,196 Leave it. He's chief genie. 620 00:36:11,363 --> 00:36:12,990 And me and his sister... 621 00:36:13,156 --> 00:36:14,825 and his brother, an uncle... 622 00:36:14,992 --> 00:36:17,119 - Anyhow, let's split. - Hang on. 623 00:36:17,453 --> 00:36:18,746 Mr Chief Genie! 624 00:36:18,912 --> 00:36:20,080 Let's go. 625 00:36:21,373 --> 00:36:22,833 The lamp is for me 626 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,210 to let my princess go, in Baghdad. 627 00:36:25,377 --> 00:36:26,962 Without my genie, I can't. 628 00:36:27,295 --> 00:36:28,422 Don't give a shit. 629 00:36:28,756 --> 00:36:30,549 Wait, Chief Genie. 630 00:36:31,174 --> 00:36:33,594 Actually, I'm allowed a challenge. 631 00:36:36,054 --> 00:36:37,305 You want a challenge? 632 00:36:37,473 --> 00:36:38,181 Yeah! 633 00:36:38,516 --> 00:36:39,683 Challenge! 634 00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:42,520 Grab it and it's yours. 635 00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:44,062 Easy peasy! 636 00:36:44,229 --> 00:36:46,356 If you fail, you must stay here 637 00:36:46,857 --> 00:36:50,152 and be our servants till the end of time. 638 00:36:50,694 --> 00:36:52,237 If I fail? 639 00:36:52,613 --> 00:36:54,948 If I fail? You're kidding! 640 00:36:55,991 --> 00:36:57,284 You have 30 seconds. 641 00:36:58,577 --> 00:37:00,579 Three will do, bro. 642 00:37:00,746 --> 00:37:02,122 No worries. 643 00:37:03,707 --> 00:37:04,417 Ah, ok... 644 00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:05,543 He's gone. 645 00:37:05,709 --> 00:37:07,210 No... First floor. 646 00:37:11,882 --> 00:37:13,008 We split? 647 00:37:13,175 --> 00:37:14,301 No, let's try. 648 00:37:16,219 --> 00:37:18,221 Good idea, jumping. 649 00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:20,849 - Nice one! - 1, 2, 3... 650 00:37:23,602 --> 00:37:24,687 That hurt! 651 00:37:24,853 --> 00:37:26,480 What is it? 652 00:37:26,647 --> 00:37:27,773 - My eye. - Nothing there. 653 00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:29,066 There is, look. 654 00:37:29,232 --> 00:37:30,025 It stings! 655 00:37:30,192 --> 00:37:31,777 - He's fine. - Look! 656 00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:33,821 Here. Can't you see? 657 00:37:33,987 --> 00:37:36,114 Can you look? It really hurts. 658 00:37:36,281 --> 00:37:38,116 Here. It hurts like hell. 659 00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:42,830 My eye's better now. 660 00:37:44,957 --> 00:37:46,459 Thieving 101. 661 00:37:48,168 --> 00:37:49,377 See you around. 662 00:37:49,545 --> 00:37:52,339 Better cos there was nothing there, bro! 663 00:37:52,506 --> 00:37:54,425 Oldest trick in the book. 664 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:56,343 Is it really ok? 665 00:37:57,260 --> 00:37:58,220 We did it! 666 00:37:58,386 --> 00:38:01,640 Respect, man. You're as smart and sly as ever. 667 00:38:01,807 --> 00:38:02,766 That I am. 668 00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:04,142 Check, baby. 669 00:38:04,602 --> 00:38:05,352 Here. 670 00:38:06,770 --> 00:38:07,980 It's weird. 671 00:38:11,024 --> 00:38:11,984 Yeah, baby! 672 00:38:21,535 --> 00:38:23,203 Here we go again. 673 00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:31,003 Wow! 674 00:38:31,462 --> 00:38:32,838 It does feel good. 675 00:38:34,089 --> 00:38:35,758 Yep, all there. 676 00:38:36,258 --> 00:38:39,512 First wish: teleport me to let the princess go. 677 00:38:39,928 --> 00:38:40,846 Right. 678 00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:50,147 Yes, well, just teething troubles. 679 00:38:50,313 --> 00:38:52,024 - I'll sort it. - Go for it. 680 00:38:52,357 --> 00:38:54,067 Baghdad, here we come. 681 00:38:56,987 --> 00:38:59,197 Could we do it in one go? 682 00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:01,283 Straight there? 683 00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:02,660 No stopovers. 684 00:39:02,826 --> 00:39:03,744 Off we go. 685 00:39:06,997 --> 00:39:07,956 Aladin? 686 00:39:16,590 --> 00:39:17,883 That's my princess. 687 00:39:21,344 --> 00:39:24,139 Yes, yes, it's me. 688 00:39:29,687 --> 00:39:32,230 Whose pretty little nose is this? 689 00:39:32,898 --> 00:39:35,108 It's my pretty little nose. 690 00:39:37,445 --> 00:39:39,112 And this mouth... 691 00:39:40,155 --> 00:39:43,116 Whose pretty mouth is this? 692 00:39:43,576 --> 00:39:44,993 It's my mouth. 693 00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:52,543 And these titties? 694 00:39:52,876 --> 00:39:53,794 What? 695 00:39:54,795 --> 00:39:55,921 Where are they? 696 00:40:04,763 --> 00:40:05,806 Aladin? 697 00:40:06,765 --> 00:40:08,601 I was in the madman's bed! 698 00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:11,061 And I need you there too! 699 00:40:11,228 --> 00:40:14,189 I apologise. Do you have to shout? 700 00:40:14,356 --> 00:40:15,858 Do I shout like that? 701 00:40:16,024 --> 00:40:17,150 Aladin? 702 00:40:17,901 --> 00:40:19,236 I know you're here. 703 00:40:19,403 --> 00:40:20,529 Gotcha! 704 00:40:21,864 --> 00:40:23,073 No, it's me. 705 00:40:26,494 --> 00:40:27,244 Down! 706 00:40:27,745 --> 00:40:28,704 Down! 707 00:40:29,455 --> 00:40:31,415 I's gonna find you anyhow. 708 00:40:32,875 --> 00:40:34,126 I see your hair. 709 00:40:37,630 --> 00:40:38,714 A melon! 710 00:40:39,632 --> 00:40:41,091 Ready to go together? 711 00:40:41,258 --> 00:40:43,010 Hang on... Ok. 712 00:40:43,176 --> 00:40:44,553 - Calmer? - Yes. 713 00:40:48,932 --> 00:40:51,644 He'll yell again when he gets back. 714 00:40:53,854 --> 00:40:55,564 Is it burnout or what? 715 00:40:56,899 --> 00:40:58,191 What's happening? 716 00:40:58,358 --> 00:40:59,902 What's wrong with me? 717 00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:31,475 Gotcha! 718 00:41:32,017 --> 00:41:33,519 I've got you, Aladin! 719 00:41:34,352 --> 00:41:35,604 You're gonna die! 720 00:41:37,731 --> 00:41:40,275 Help, let me go, Aladin! Let go! 721 00:41:45,363 --> 00:41:47,408 I had my hands on Shah Zaman! 722 00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:49,577 Sorry, I can't do it anymore. 723 00:41:49,743 --> 00:41:51,119 What can't you do? 724 00:41:51,286 --> 00:41:52,455 I don't know. I ... 725 00:41:55,123 --> 00:41:56,083 Shit. 726 00:41:56,542 --> 00:41:57,418 Shit! 727 00:41:57,793 --> 00:42:02,005 He was here. I saw him in the mirror, doing the sausage dance. 728 00:42:02,172 --> 00:42:03,716 Like I see you. 729 00:42:03,882 --> 00:42:04,842 He was here. 730 00:42:05,718 --> 00:42:07,302 Shall we sleep here, boss? 731 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,597 First look under the bed. 732 00:42:17,187 --> 00:42:19,773 - What are they doing? - Looking for you. 733 00:42:32,786 --> 00:42:34,329 - Wahid. - Yes, boss? 734 00:42:37,165 --> 00:42:38,208 He was here. 735 00:42:41,504 --> 00:42:42,546 He was here. 736 00:42:43,964 --> 00:42:45,966 He was here. He was here! 737 00:42:48,301 --> 00:42:49,678 It's all right, boss. 738 00:42:50,095 --> 00:42:53,265 What's up with me? I've never failed before. 739 00:42:53,432 --> 00:42:54,725 I've always... 740 00:42:54,892 --> 00:42:57,102 Genie hotline, hello? 741 00:42:57,269 --> 00:43:01,106 This call may be recorded for training purposes. 742 00:43:01,273 --> 00:43:02,441 How can I help? 743 00:43:02,608 --> 00:43:06,445 My genie's completely out of order. He can't grant my wishes. 744 00:43:06,862 --> 00:43:08,864 Try switching him off then on. 745 00:43:09,031 --> 00:43:10,741 I've done that. 746 00:43:10,908 --> 00:43:14,412 I'll try to do a remote reboot. It may take a few minutes. 747 00:43:14,578 --> 00:43:16,455 Is he under guarantee? 748 00:43:16,622 --> 00:43:17,498 I don't know. 749 00:43:17,665 --> 00:43:21,043 The thing is, I freed him and now I need him again. 750 00:43:21,209 --> 00:43:22,420 If you unlamped him, 751 00:43:22,836 --> 00:43:25,589 to relamp him you must plug him back in. 752 00:43:26,173 --> 00:43:28,008 There's a code. Got a pen? 753 00:43:28,551 --> 00:43:32,638 - Here's the code: JGSD - GYFD... - A bell? 754 00:43:33,013 --> 00:43:34,848 AD98 - KI87 755 00:43:35,015 --> 00:43:37,726 OKLM - 28QW. Did you get that? 756 00:43:38,268 --> 00:43:41,104 I'm sorry, can you repeat it? 757 00:43:43,106 --> 00:43:46,318 The first letter is J for... Janus. 758 00:43:47,110 --> 00:43:49,822 - The second is G for Galafé... - Yes... 759 00:43:50,197 --> 00:43:53,617 The third is S for... Sifilmax. 760 00:43:53,784 --> 00:43:56,912 Sorry, but where do those names come from? 761 00:43:57,245 --> 00:43:58,288 Janus? 762 00:43:59,372 --> 00:44:02,167 I see Aladins everywhup. 763 00:44:02,751 --> 00:44:05,796 They burst in without an appointment, they... 764 00:44:06,379 --> 00:44:10,634 Do you only see Aladin? Or do you also see other... 765 00:44:11,552 --> 00:44:12,595 other men? 766 00:44:14,221 --> 00:44:14,847 Men? 767 00:44:17,182 --> 00:44:18,266 What do you mean? 768 00:44:19,309 --> 00:44:23,021 So you say you see Aladin everywhere, is that it? 769 00:44:23,439 --> 00:44:24,189 Yes. 770 00:44:26,442 --> 00:44:29,319 But I must have to confess, doctor, 771 00:44:29,987 --> 00:44:31,489 sometimes I dream... 772 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,868 I's wears my mummy's clothes 773 00:44:37,202 --> 00:44:38,328 and I goes 774 00:44:41,039 --> 00:44:44,877 to a karaoke cabaret called The Tease. 775 00:44:46,670 --> 00:44:48,547 And there... I sing. 776 00:44:51,299 --> 00:44:52,718 Ziggy, 777 00:44:54,302 --> 00:44:56,972 I's name be Ziggy 778 00:44:58,599 --> 00:45:01,101 He's got no friends 779 00:45:02,686 --> 00:45:05,731 A boy not like the others 780 00:45:06,482 --> 00:45:09,818 He's nice, it's not his fault... 781 00:45:14,114 --> 00:45:16,409 You have a lovely voice. 782 00:45:16,575 --> 00:45:18,201 You sing like an angel. 783 00:45:18,744 --> 00:45:19,369 Really? 784 00:45:20,788 --> 00:45:21,914 Yours is nice too. 785 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:25,959 And so's your beard. 786 00:45:30,047 --> 00:45:31,006 So... 787 00:45:31,173 --> 00:45:32,090 Doctor? 788 00:45:32,716 --> 00:45:33,801 I's scared. 789 00:45:34,593 --> 00:45:35,719 Is it serious? 790 00:45:35,886 --> 00:45:37,012 What? No. 791 00:45:38,221 --> 00:45:41,850 If you keep seeing Aladin appear and disappear, 792 00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:45,604 he must have got his lamp and his genie back. 793 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,315 Does that exist? 794 00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:49,232 Yes. 795 00:45:49,399 --> 00:45:50,776 A magic lamp? 796 00:45:52,235 --> 00:45:54,447 - Really? - Affirmative. 797 00:45:54,613 --> 00:45:56,239 You're a smart one. 798 00:45:56,824 --> 00:45:58,241 I want a magic lamp too! 799 00:45:58,409 --> 00:46:00,703 Apparently you can get them 800 00:46:01,036 --> 00:46:02,455 on the black market. 801 00:46:18,679 --> 00:46:21,348 - In this maze... - ...go your own ways. 802 00:46:21,515 --> 00:46:22,766 - It's spicy. - And icy. 803 00:46:22,933 --> 00:46:24,810 - Poisons. - Potions. Spell books. 804 00:46:24,977 --> 00:46:27,354 Welcome to the Black Market. 805 00:46:29,857 --> 00:46:30,858 Kill them! 806 00:46:32,150 --> 00:46:34,194 After, I'll kill you both. 807 00:46:52,337 --> 00:46:53,922 Even the white guy's black! 808 00:46:54,089 --> 00:46:56,008 All's black in the Black Market! 809 00:46:56,174 --> 00:46:58,301 Welcome to my humble shop. 810 00:46:58,761 --> 00:47:01,472 In the Black Market you write your own history. 811 00:47:01,639 --> 00:47:04,725 Hoards of rare objects all shrouded in mystery! 812 00:47:06,477 --> 00:47:08,311 Shah Zaman, greetings. 813 00:47:09,730 --> 00:47:11,690 I want a magic lamp. 814 00:47:12,483 --> 00:47:13,859 A connoisseur! 815 00:47:14,402 --> 00:47:15,944 I've got something. 816 00:47:16,361 --> 00:47:20,323 Those are my swimming trunks, my football boots... 817 00:47:20,491 --> 00:47:22,493 Whose knickers are these? 818 00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:23,744 Won't be long. 819 00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:26,329 There! 820 00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:28,916 This magnificent lamp 821 00:47:29,917 --> 00:47:32,294 is an unheard-of bargain. 822 00:47:32,461 --> 00:47:34,254 Still under guarantee. 823 00:47:34,422 --> 00:47:35,881 It's a bit small. 824 00:47:36,048 --> 00:47:38,008 Small, but mighty. 825 00:47:38,175 --> 00:47:41,429 It's the last one, so I'll give you a good price. 826 00:47:42,387 --> 00:47:43,556 4,000 gold coins. 827 00:47:44,890 --> 00:47:46,058 A steal! 828 00:47:50,979 --> 00:47:52,064 3,800. 829 00:47:54,442 --> 00:47:55,901 Ok, 2,600. 830 00:47:57,736 --> 00:47:58,779 1,200. 831 00:48:00,363 --> 00:48:01,114 200. 832 00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:02,908 50? 833 00:48:04,034 --> 00:48:04,952 15 coins. 834 00:48:05,327 --> 00:48:06,286 Two coins? 835 00:48:06,454 --> 00:48:07,705 One gold coin? 836 00:48:08,205 --> 00:48:09,707 It's yours! A gift! 837 00:48:09,873 --> 00:48:10,916 No, we can't! 838 00:48:11,249 --> 00:48:12,334 Don't be shy. 839 00:48:12,501 --> 00:48:14,252 - It's a gift! - It's too much. 840 00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:17,089 I'll throw this in. Some Tippex. 841 00:48:17,715 --> 00:48:19,675 To white out bad memories. 842 00:48:19,842 --> 00:48:20,801 I can't accept. 843 00:48:20,968 --> 00:48:22,428 You must! I'm happy to. 844 00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:23,637 - Really? - Yes! 845 00:48:23,804 --> 00:48:25,598 You're not just scared of me? 846 00:48:26,181 --> 00:48:27,683 No, I'm not scared. 847 00:48:28,016 --> 00:48:29,226 Not at all! 848 00:48:29,392 --> 00:48:30,436 Well, then. 849 00:48:30,978 --> 00:48:31,937 I accept. 850 00:48:32,896 --> 00:48:33,897 Tell me. 851 00:48:35,691 --> 00:48:36,817 How does it work? 852 00:48:37,234 --> 00:48:40,112 You rub it delicately with your thumb. 853 00:48:40,278 --> 00:48:41,447 I rub it... 854 00:48:56,837 --> 00:48:59,089 Where are the babes? 855 00:49:00,841 --> 00:49:03,802 Bow before your new master, Shah Zaman! 856 00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:08,557 I bow before you, oh great Shah Zaman. 857 00:49:11,143 --> 00:49:12,144 I'm not him. 858 00:49:15,105 --> 00:49:16,565 I bow before you, 859 00:49:17,024 --> 00:49:18,358 oh great Shah Zaman. 860 00:49:18,526 --> 00:49:19,527 No, not me. 861 00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:22,946 Who then? 862 00:49:23,321 --> 00:49:24,281 Him. 863 00:49:27,701 --> 00:49:28,994 Is that a genie? 864 00:49:29,161 --> 00:49:30,120 Yes, boss. 865 00:49:33,457 --> 00:49:35,543 That reboot did me good. 866 00:49:35,709 --> 00:49:37,586 I should have done it sooner. 867 00:49:37,753 --> 00:49:38,671 Yeah. 868 00:49:39,337 --> 00:49:40,423 So this is Baghdad? 869 00:49:40,589 --> 00:49:42,966 I guess they changed the decor. 870 00:49:43,133 --> 00:49:44,635 And the temperature! 871 00:49:44,802 --> 00:49:46,136 Why are you here? 872 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:47,846 Is this your house? 873 00:49:48,263 --> 00:49:50,015 - Who are you? - The Snow Queen. 874 00:49:51,892 --> 00:49:54,853 No, it's not you. But we know the Snow Queen... 875 00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:56,689 We call her the Queen of... 876 00:49:56,855 --> 00:49:57,898 Silence! 877 00:50:00,568 --> 00:50:01,569 Stop! 878 00:50:03,779 --> 00:50:05,280 Lady, don't do that! 879 00:50:05,781 --> 00:50:07,825 This is the Forbidden Palace. 880 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,411 We didn't know that. 881 00:50:10,578 --> 00:50:12,996 We're off to let my princess go. 882 00:50:13,371 --> 00:50:14,957 What did you say? 883 00:50:15,123 --> 00:50:17,418 Let her go. In Baghdad. 884 00:50:17,751 --> 00:50:18,961 Let her go? 885 00:50:19,336 --> 00:50:20,504 Let it go! 886 00:50:20,671 --> 00:50:22,923 That's really good! 887 00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:26,677 I've been struggling with a song... Can I use that? 888 00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:29,597 Great! Thanks. 889 00:50:30,889 --> 00:50:32,140 Let it go! No. 890 00:50:33,601 --> 00:50:35,561 - Let it go... No. - Snow Queen? 891 00:50:35,978 --> 00:50:37,980 What about my friend? 892 00:50:38,146 --> 00:50:40,608 No can do. He has to thaw out. 893 00:50:41,984 --> 00:50:43,611 Let it go. Let it go! 894 00:50:44,194 --> 00:50:45,613 No time to wait. 895 00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:49,867 No! 896 00:50:50,534 --> 00:50:52,620 - That's nice. - What happened? 897 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,955 Some amber musk? 898 00:50:55,122 --> 00:50:57,207 I love amber musk! 899 00:51:00,586 --> 00:51:01,420 There you are! 900 00:51:01,754 --> 00:51:02,838 Master! 901 00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:06,967 It's so good to get my legs back. Thank you. 902 00:51:07,676 --> 00:51:09,094 I want my wishes. 903 00:51:12,139 --> 00:51:17,269 When Aladin comes back to Baghdad I want you... 904 00:51:17,895 --> 00:51:18,979 to kill him! 905 00:51:19,354 --> 00:51:21,899 No, sorry, can't do that. 906 00:51:22,065 --> 00:51:24,943 Genies aren't allowed to kill humans. 907 00:51:26,695 --> 00:51:28,030 I'm all love. 908 00:51:28,447 --> 00:51:29,532 All kisses. 909 00:51:29,698 --> 00:51:31,033 Second wish! 910 00:51:31,742 --> 00:51:32,493 I want 911 00:51:34,327 --> 00:51:35,913 Princess Shallia 912 00:51:37,122 --> 00:51:39,875 she be love me. Quick as a flash! 913 00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:42,169 But I can't do that either, Master. 914 00:51:42,335 --> 00:51:45,130 Genies can't make humans fall in love. 915 00:51:46,632 --> 00:51:49,552 If you can't grants me my wishes, 916 00:51:50,636 --> 00:51:52,262 you have no powers. 917 00:51:52,596 --> 00:51:53,514 That's all. 918 00:51:57,350 --> 00:51:58,894 Me, no powers? 919 00:51:59,352 --> 00:52:00,771 Me, no powers? 920 00:52:01,689 --> 00:52:03,649 Master, you are wrong. 921 00:52:03,816 --> 00:52:05,443 - Who wrong? - You wrong. 922 00:52:05,609 --> 00:52:06,485 Me wrong? 923 00:52:07,319 --> 00:52:08,320 Watch this. 924 00:52:09,321 --> 00:52:12,825 Concentrate hard on a famous person. 925 00:52:13,701 --> 00:52:14,660 Got it. 926 00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,078 Is it a man? 927 00:52:16,662 --> 00:52:17,455 Yes. 928 00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:19,915 Is he an actor? 929 00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:21,500 Yes. 930 00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:25,128 Is your famous person bald? 931 00:52:26,589 --> 00:52:27,881 Yes... yes. 932 00:52:28,841 --> 00:52:29,925 Rihanna. 933 00:52:30,092 --> 00:52:30,718 Incredible! 934 00:52:30,884 --> 00:52:32,720 It works every time! 935 00:52:33,929 --> 00:52:35,388 I'm the best. Rihanna! 936 00:52:35,889 --> 00:52:37,140 Rihanna, nada! 937 00:52:38,767 --> 00:52:40,686 - See this? - Oh, no, please. 938 00:52:40,853 --> 00:52:42,938 - Want to go back in? - No. 939 00:52:43,313 --> 00:52:44,773 - Do you? - No, please! 940 00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:46,734 I don't want to go back in. 941 00:52:48,068 --> 00:52:50,195 I can't make her fall in love 942 00:52:50,779 --> 00:52:54,074 but maybe I can help you to seduce her. 943 00:52:55,784 --> 00:52:56,827 How? 944 00:52:56,994 --> 00:53:00,664 As you know, I'm an expert in seduction. 945 00:53:01,289 --> 00:53:02,207 Really? 946 00:53:02,374 --> 00:53:04,918 Yes. Anyway, I know what you must do. 947 00:53:05,252 --> 00:53:05,919 Jealousy. 948 00:53:08,046 --> 00:53:09,381 Jealousy, Master! 949 00:53:09,548 --> 00:53:12,009 You just have to make her jealous. 950 00:53:12,175 --> 00:53:14,970 She has to see you with another woman. 951 00:53:15,721 --> 00:53:17,431 What do you say? 952 00:53:17,598 --> 00:53:18,557 The voice. 953 00:53:20,809 --> 00:53:22,269 I'll adjust it. 954 00:53:23,437 --> 00:53:24,271 Got it. 955 00:53:25,814 --> 00:53:26,732 And now... 956 00:53:28,817 --> 00:53:30,318 What do you say? 957 00:53:31,361 --> 00:53:32,237 You'll do. 958 00:53:35,032 --> 00:53:37,117 It's not great, but you'll do. 959 00:53:39,327 --> 00:53:41,497 Welcome to downtown Baghdad! 960 00:53:41,664 --> 00:53:42,831 Or close... 961 00:53:43,373 --> 00:53:44,917 Nice to be back, isn't it? 962 00:53:45,584 --> 00:53:47,169 Are they Baghdadis? 963 00:53:47,795 --> 00:53:49,087 Yes, I... yes. 964 00:53:50,673 --> 00:53:52,591 Are you judging by looks? 965 00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:56,512 They can't be Baghdadis because of their colour? 966 00:53:57,471 --> 00:53:58,722 Who's that? 967 00:53:59,264 --> 00:54:00,182 Welcome. 968 00:54:02,059 --> 00:54:03,936 Staying for dinner? Pot-luck. 969 00:54:04,102 --> 00:54:07,690 Goat-gut soup. Surprising, but nice. 970 00:54:07,856 --> 00:54:09,692 - I already... - I'm not ready. 971 00:54:10,609 --> 00:54:12,570 We're ready to leave. 972 00:54:12,736 --> 00:54:13,654 We must go. 973 00:54:13,821 --> 00:54:15,489 Let's leg it. 974 00:54:15,656 --> 00:54:16,657 - See you! - Bye! 975 00:54:20,703 --> 00:54:21,870 I hope this works. 976 00:54:22,037 --> 00:54:24,457 - Trust me, Master. - It had better. 977 00:54:24,998 --> 00:54:25,999 She's here. 978 00:54:29,086 --> 00:54:30,295 You sent for me? 979 00:54:30,463 --> 00:54:31,213 Princess! 980 00:54:31,379 --> 00:54:32,590 Who's that? 981 00:54:32,756 --> 00:54:35,092 A friend from the 'hood on a visit. 982 00:54:35,258 --> 00:54:36,552 So, Princess, 983 00:54:36,885 --> 00:54:40,138 I sent for you to say I'm organising a charity ball. 984 00:54:40,514 --> 00:54:41,890 As you don't like me, 985 00:54:42,224 --> 00:54:43,892 I'll go with my friend. 986 00:54:45,352 --> 00:54:47,187 Ok, great. Is that all? 987 00:54:47,354 --> 00:54:48,146 That's all. 988 00:54:53,110 --> 00:54:54,194 What did she say? 989 00:54:54,361 --> 00:54:56,864 No, nothing. It's just silly. 990 00:54:58,198 --> 00:54:59,408 You're a joker. 991 00:55:05,914 --> 00:55:09,668 I was thinking... For the charity ball, 992 00:55:10,210 --> 00:55:13,589 wouldn't it be better for you to go with a princess 993 00:55:13,756 --> 00:55:17,175 rather than with someone more, let's say... ordinary? 994 00:55:18,427 --> 00:55:19,803 It's working! 995 00:55:20,513 --> 00:55:23,098 I hadn't thought of that. 996 00:55:23,641 --> 00:55:25,308 After all, why not? 997 00:55:26,769 --> 00:55:27,436 Hold on. 998 00:55:27,895 --> 00:55:28,646 What? 999 00:55:29,897 --> 00:55:31,273 - Who's ordinary? - Sorry. 1000 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,067 Maybe I should have said, "vulgar". 1001 00:55:34,402 --> 00:55:35,569 What did you say? 1002 00:55:35,986 --> 00:55:37,070 I'll get you! 1003 00:55:37,237 --> 00:55:39,156 Nobody talks to me like that. 1004 00:55:39,322 --> 00:55:40,866 Girls... 1005 00:55:42,159 --> 00:55:45,746 I mean, did you hear Pocahontas? She says I'm vulgar! 1006 00:55:47,205 --> 00:55:48,582 But you aren't! 1007 00:55:48,749 --> 00:55:51,502 You're beautiful, refined, classy... 1008 00:55:52,127 --> 00:55:53,879 - You defend her? - No. 1009 00:55:54,046 --> 00:55:55,380 Nice couple. 1010 00:55:55,548 --> 00:55:57,925 So mediocre I could paint you. 1011 00:55:58,801 --> 00:56:00,343 Go to your rotten party! 1012 00:56:01,011 --> 00:56:04,097 Let her go. Who gives a shit? 1013 00:56:04,264 --> 00:56:05,808 Are you stupid? 1014 00:56:05,974 --> 00:56:06,850 Why? 1015 00:56:07,017 --> 00:56:08,310 What did we say? 1016 00:56:08,477 --> 00:56:09,728 Show me your face. 1017 00:56:11,021 --> 00:56:12,189 Why? 1018 00:56:12,355 --> 00:56:13,356 What did we say? 1019 00:56:13,691 --> 00:56:14,983 But I saw you! 1020 00:56:15,150 --> 00:56:16,985 You were only looking at her! 1021 00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,155 Am I just a tissue to be thrown away? 1022 00:56:20,322 --> 00:56:24,076 No, I'm not like that! You got the wrong girl. 1023 00:56:24,242 --> 00:56:26,369 Know who I am? A go-getter. 1024 00:56:26,537 --> 00:56:29,289 A girl who knows what she wants in life. 1025 00:56:29,457 --> 00:56:32,292 Who doesn't control her feelings. A fighter. 1026 00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:35,754 A flower woman. A fruit woman. Single and sassy. 1027 00:56:37,005 --> 00:56:39,174 - Single and sassy? - That's it. 1028 00:56:39,341 --> 00:56:40,968 With that beard?! 1029 00:56:41,427 --> 00:56:43,095 Single and sassy, really? 1030 00:56:44,972 --> 00:56:45,723 Master! 1031 00:56:45,889 --> 00:56:47,516 I got carried away, sorry. 1032 00:56:47,683 --> 00:56:49,852 Now what? The lady did went! 1033 00:56:50,644 --> 00:56:52,020 Back in your lamp. 1034 00:56:52,187 --> 00:56:53,355 - No. - Yes! 1035 00:56:53,814 --> 00:56:55,190 I've got an idea. 1036 00:56:55,941 --> 00:56:57,526 A wonderful idea. 1037 00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:04,533 You're a genie of genius! 1038 00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:07,995 And you're... the "height" of glory. 1039 00:57:08,912 --> 00:57:13,291 Meanwhile, Aladin and his genie were still trying to get home. 1040 00:57:20,382 --> 00:57:23,093 I've discovered America! 1041 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:25,846 Who are they? 1042 00:57:26,263 --> 00:57:28,056 Why the hell are you here? 1043 00:57:28,557 --> 00:57:29,683 Not staying. 1044 00:57:31,351 --> 00:57:32,436 No nonsense, now. 1045 00:57:33,562 --> 00:57:35,856 You didn't discover America. 1046 00:57:36,273 --> 00:57:38,651 I, Christopher Columbus, discovered it. 1047 00:57:38,817 --> 00:57:42,405 Of course, Mr Columbus, you discovered America. Bravo 1048 00:57:42,571 --> 00:57:45,533 You did, though technically we were here first. 1049 00:57:45,699 --> 00:57:46,492 What? 1050 00:57:46,659 --> 00:57:48,619 - Technically... - No, nothing. 1051 00:57:48,786 --> 00:57:49,995 Technically what? 1052 00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:52,915 Nothing. You discovered America. 1053 00:57:53,081 --> 00:57:55,208 You'll go down in history. Great. 1054 00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:59,129 Agreed. I, Christopher Columbus, discovered America. 1055 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,339 Though technically... 1056 00:58:21,944 --> 00:58:23,779 Good evening, Princess. 1057 00:58:24,405 --> 00:58:25,781 Welcome. 1058 00:58:25,948 --> 00:58:27,365 What? It's my bedtime. 1059 00:58:27,533 --> 00:58:28,701 Just a little dinner 1060 00:58:29,034 --> 00:58:31,662 so you'll forgive me for my friend, 1061 00:58:32,287 --> 00:58:34,915 who it is admitted was vulgar. 1062 00:58:35,874 --> 00:58:37,960 Not bad physically, mind. 1063 00:58:39,002 --> 00:58:40,253 She was rude. 1064 00:58:40,421 --> 00:58:41,464 Sorry. 1065 00:58:45,342 --> 00:58:47,094 Come on, don't be shy. 1066 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:48,637 Come this way. 1067 00:58:49,054 --> 00:58:50,388 I'm not shy. 1068 00:58:50,848 --> 00:58:54,560 Think you can impress me with your Christmas dinner? 1069 00:58:55,519 --> 00:58:57,145 Are there really two moons? 1070 00:58:57,855 --> 00:58:59,773 I re-did the scenery a bit. 1071 00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:01,817 I hope you like it. 1072 00:59:01,984 --> 00:59:03,486 It's flashy. 1073 00:59:04,445 --> 00:59:05,613 Princess... 1074 00:59:06,697 --> 00:59:08,782 Forget our turf fights 1075 00:59:09,408 --> 00:59:12,995 and enjoy this magnificent starry night. 1076 00:59:14,997 --> 00:59:17,082 Look, there's the Big Bear. 1077 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:20,628 Next to it, the Middle-Sized Bear, his cousin. 1078 00:59:20,794 --> 00:59:21,920 And there... 1079 00:59:22,838 --> 00:59:25,591 A polar bear. No idea what it's doing there. 1080 00:59:25,758 --> 00:59:26,592 Great. 1081 00:59:28,427 --> 00:59:29,470 Princess. 1082 00:59:31,639 --> 00:59:35,100 This evening, we can enjoy... 1083 00:59:40,063 --> 00:59:41,398 That's done. 1084 00:59:42,357 --> 00:59:44,192 Bravo, Princess! 1085 00:59:45,110 --> 00:59:48,614 You just threw an innocent double off the balcony. 1086 00:59:48,781 --> 00:59:50,323 - No!? - Yes. 1087 00:59:51,742 --> 00:59:53,911 Not that I didn't trust you, 1088 00:59:54,828 --> 00:59:57,623 but after that poisoned glass of wine... 1089 00:59:58,416 --> 00:59:59,917 I took measures. 1090 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:03,504 I hired a double, who didn't even look much like me. 1091 01:00:03,671 --> 01:00:05,798 Not much? It was the same guy! 1092 01:00:06,214 --> 01:00:08,426 No, I'm sorry. 1093 01:00:08,759 --> 01:00:11,679 His moustache was slightly different 1094 01:00:12,095 --> 01:00:13,138 and his nose... 1095 01:00:15,433 --> 01:00:16,391 That's done. 1096 01:00:16,559 --> 01:00:17,392 Again. 1097 01:00:17,976 --> 01:00:19,937 - Bravo, Princess! - No! 1098 01:00:20,771 --> 01:00:25,317 You just threw another innocent double off the balcony again. 1099 01:00:25,484 --> 01:00:26,485 - No! - Yes! 1100 01:00:26,652 --> 01:00:27,778 That's cheating! 1101 01:00:29,154 --> 01:00:31,699 Am I Shah Zaman, or a double? 1102 01:00:32,491 --> 01:00:35,327 Guess, guess, guess who I am 1103 01:00:35,744 --> 01:00:38,789 Behind Mouloud, I do what I like 1104 01:00:52,595 --> 01:00:53,429 That's it! 1105 01:00:54,597 --> 01:00:55,681 I killed Shah Zaman! 1106 01:00:55,848 --> 01:00:58,517 Princess, that isn't nice! 1107 01:00:59,392 --> 01:01:00,644 Not nice at all! 1108 01:01:00,978 --> 01:01:03,814 Chucking people off like that, willy-nilly. 1109 01:01:04,397 --> 01:01:05,232 Wahid! 1110 01:01:05,398 --> 01:01:06,817 Are you you or not? 1111 01:01:06,984 --> 01:01:08,151 You're not you! 1112 01:01:08,569 --> 01:01:09,487 Stop! 1113 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:17,911 Princess! 1114 01:01:18,829 --> 01:01:20,748 From today onwards, 1115 01:01:20,914 --> 01:01:23,959 I'll have 100 Baghdadas executed every day 1116 01:01:24,502 --> 01:01:26,504 until we're married. So there. 1117 01:01:26,670 --> 01:01:28,839 - I hate you! - I hate you too! 1118 01:01:30,298 --> 01:01:31,091 Bless you! 1119 01:01:34,302 --> 01:01:35,387 Doubles. 1120 01:01:37,890 --> 01:01:39,683 So, how was I? 1121 01:01:40,142 --> 01:01:41,393 Excellent. 1122 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,312 Honest truth. Ex-cell-ent. 1123 01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:45,689 It was easy. 1124 01:01:46,148 --> 01:01:49,985 You just have to be small, nasty, depraved and smarmy. 1125 01:01:53,739 --> 01:01:55,491 Smarmy yourself! 1126 01:01:59,995 --> 01:02:01,163 There's Baghdad. 1127 01:02:01,329 --> 01:02:02,748 Unbelievable, but true. 1128 01:02:03,123 --> 01:02:04,958 It is what you asked for. 1129 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:06,460 A while back. 1130 01:02:06,627 --> 01:02:08,128 Look! It's Aladin! 1131 01:02:08,587 --> 01:02:09,713 Catch him, quick! 1132 01:02:55,676 --> 01:02:57,511 - Now what? - Trust me? 1133 01:02:57,678 --> 01:02:59,137 - No way. - OK. 1134 01:03:00,764 --> 01:03:02,015 A one... 1135 01:03:02,182 --> 01:03:03,100 A two... 1136 01:03:14,319 --> 01:03:16,238 Must be squashed flat. 1137 01:03:16,697 --> 01:03:17,865 As a cowpat! 1138 01:03:36,174 --> 01:03:38,301 The princess tried to kill me! 1139 01:03:38,469 --> 01:03:40,345 "The princess tried to kill me!" 1140 01:03:41,263 --> 01:03:42,431 He's a laugh. 1141 01:03:43,766 --> 01:03:44,975 Pillow fight! 1142 01:03:46,018 --> 01:03:46,977 No! 1143 01:03:47,144 --> 01:03:48,020 Stop! 1144 01:03:48,479 --> 01:03:49,396 Quiet! 1145 01:03:51,607 --> 01:03:52,399 Master, 1146 01:03:52,566 --> 01:03:53,692 did she really? 1147 01:03:53,859 --> 01:03:57,112 She tried to push me off the balcony. 1148 01:03:57,988 --> 01:04:02,075 You're so lucky, Master. Fall from the balcony, think about it. 1149 01:04:02,242 --> 01:04:06,580 For a woman, that means falling in love. 1150 01:04:06,747 --> 01:04:09,249 That's where it comes from. 1151 01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:13,045 That's what it means. Bravo, it worked. 1152 01:04:14,337 --> 01:04:16,549 - I succeeded. - Yes indeed. 1153 01:04:17,299 --> 01:04:18,426 I didn't realise. 1154 01:04:18,842 --> 01:04:21,011 - Do you mind if I...? - Go ahead. 1155 01:04:21,178 --> 01:04:22,387 Bye, Master... No! 1156 01:04:25,683 --> 01:04:28,436 That'll teach you to take the piss. 1157 01:04:29,603 --> 01:04:31,396 Come on, pillow fight! 1158 01:04:32,105 --> 01:04:34,399 Yay! Pillow fight! Come on! 1159 01:04:34,775 --> 01:04:36,527 Pillow fight! Come on! 1160 01:04:38,737 --> 01:04:39,697 - Boss. - Yes? 1161 01:04:40,573 --> 01:04:41,740 Aladin is back. 1162 01:04:42,282 --> 01:04:43,158 What? 1163 01:04:44,159 --> 01:04:45,077 What's that? 1164 01:04:45,243 --> 01:04:47,830 But we chased him and he fell off a cliff. 1165 01:04:49,915 --> 01:04:51,374 What a shame! 1166 01:04:51,875 --> 01:04:53,711 He died running away again. 1167 01:04:53,877 --> 01:04:55,421 - He died? - Like a coward. 1168 01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:56,797 That's so sad! 1169 01:04:57,756 --> 01:04:59,550 And I found his lamp, boss. 1170 01:05:06,515 --> 01:05:07,600 Wahid, 1171 01:05:08,225 --> 01:05:10,352 you get a raise: two dinars. 1172 01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,864 So this is your place? 1173 01:05:22,030 --> 01:05:22,781 Nice, eh? 1174 01:05:22,948 --> 01:05:25,242 Very. And big. But how do you heat it? 1175 01:05:25,409 --> 01:05:26,619 Electricity. 1176 01:05:26,785 --> 01:05:27,870 Must cost a bomb. 1177 01:05:28,036 --> 01:05:29,538 No, it's free. 1178 01:05:29,705 --> 01:05:32,124 I did a couple of ads for EDF. 1179 01:05:32,290 --> 01:05:33,834 - No way? - They're so cool! 1180 01:05:35,210 --> 01:05:37,630 So that's Aladin's lamp. 1181 01:05:40,090 --> 01:05:42,468 I'll rub it... rub it... 1182 01:05:43,761 --> 01:05:45,262 Help me, Aladin! 1183 01:05:45,638 --> 01:05:46,597 I've got you. 1184 01:05:49,642 --> 01:05:50,809 It's too hard! 1185 01:05:53,186 --> 01:05:54,229 Is anyone in? 1186 01:05:55,397 --> 01:05:56,524 Is anyone in? 1187 01:05:56,690 --> 01:05:57,525 Hold on! 1188 01:05:59,652 --> 01:06:00,861 It doesn't work. 1189 01:06:03,489 --> 01:06:04,823 No, not my hair! 1190 01:06:06,909 --> 01:06:07,826 Wahid! 1191 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,245 Stupid lamp doesn't work. 1192 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:13,916 No. 1193 01:06:14,249 --> 01:06:15,626 Now I'm bald. 1194 01:06:16,209 --> 01:06:17,795 And what were you before? 1195 01:06:17,961 --> 01:06:19,171 I had a thing... 1196 01:06:19,337 --> 01:06:20,380 Shah Zaman! 1197 01:06:22,132 --> 01:06:23,509 - No! - What! 1198 01:06:25,093 --> 01:06:26,261 I'm not Zaman. 1199 01:06:26,429 --> 01:06:27,471 What? 1200 01:06:27,638 --> 01:06:29,389 - I'm his double. - No way. 1201 01:06:29,557 --> 01:06:30,683 I'm called Augustin. 1202 01:06:31,475 --> 01:06:32,976 I'm really sorry. 1203 01:06:34,394 --> 01:06:35,646 You couldn't know. 1204 01:06:35,813 --> 01:06:37,272 Well, no. 1205 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,692 I'm from La Castellane, Marseille. 1206 01:06:41,402 --> 01:06:42,653 It hurts. 1207 01:06:44,488 --> 01:06:45,573 He's dead. 1208 01:06:46,323 --> 01:06:48,366 I must be discreet. 1209 01:06:48,534 --> 01:06:50,411 Turn me into a guard. 1210 01:06:50,744 --> 01:06:51,662 Here goes. 1211 01:06:53,831 --> 01:06:55,708 Yes! What's this voice? 1212 01:06:56,166 --> 01:06:58,586 - It's... fine. - What have you done? 1213 01:06:58,919 --> 01:07:00,087 It's really weird. 1214 01:07:00,253 --> 01:07:02,214 - There's worse. - Worse? What? 1215 01:07:03,173 --> 01:07:04,216 - Spots? - No. 1216 01:07:04,382 --> 01:07:05,551 What's this nose? 1217 01:07:05,718 --> 01:07:07,177 - It's fine. - It's huge! 1218 01:07:07,344 --> 01:07:09,472 - Change me back! - Now, listen... 1219 01:07:09,638 --> 01:07:13,225 To change back, you just have to click your fingers. 1220 01:07:13,391 --> 01:07:14,893 That's not bad, is it? 1221 01:07:16,228 --> 01:07:17,730 My voice is... 1222 01:07:19,147 --> 01:07:20,232 That's it. 1223 01:07:20,398 --> 01:07:21,358 OK? 1224 01:07:21,734 --> 01:07:22,943 Off we go! 1225 01:07:32,578 --> 01:07:34,663 Oh, fine, don't bother to knock! 1226 01:07:34,830 --> 01:07:35,831 Shallia... 1227 01:07:35,998 --> 01:07:38,834 "Shallia"? Not "Princess", or even "Miss"? 1228 01:07:40,002 --> 01:07:41,504 Are we Facebook friends? 1229 01:07:44,256 --> 01:07:45,966 I forgot I looked like this. 1230 01:07:47,551 --> 01:07:48,761 - My love... - What? 1231 01:07:49,094 --> 01:07:50,971 Stop, Shallia, it's me, Aladin! 1232 01:07:52,222 --> 01:07:53,432 But it's Aladin! 1233 01:07:53,766 --> 01:07:55,142 - Guard! - Calm down! 1234 01:07:55,308 --> 01:07:57,227 - Don't touch me! - Stop it! 1235 01:07:58,479 --> 01:07:59,855 What's going on? 1236 01:08:00,439 --> 01:08:01,690 This guard's mad. 1237 01:08:01,857 --> 01:08:03,734 What are you doing here? Out! 1238 01:08:04,693 --> 01:08:05,861 Get lost! 1239 01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:09,114 Sorry, Princess, that's him gone. 1240 01:08:12,325 --> 01:08:13,744 Why did you do that? 1241 01:08:14,453 --> 01:08:15,496 I didn't do that. 1242 01:08:15,663 --> 01:08:17,623 Yes you did, you went... 1243 01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:19,249 No. 1244 01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:22,795 I'm not a sightseer and I saw. You did that. 1245 01:08:23,671 --> 01:08:24,922 No, not that. 1246 01:08:25,337 --> 01:08:26,464 That's it. 1247 01:08:26,632 --> 01:08:28,884 Or that, or that, or that... 1248 01:08:35,683 --> 01:08:37,224 Where is he? 1249 01:08:39,019 --> 01:08:39,937 Shallia, quick! 1250 01:08:40,102 --> 01:08:41,063 My nose! 1251 01:08:41,604 --> 01:08:42,565 My nose... 1252 01:08:43,105 --> 01:08:44,399 Guards! 1253 01:08:44,982 --> 01:08:46,402 Guards! 1254 01:08:46,569 --> 01:08:47,653 Wahid! 1255 01:08:54,201 --> 01:08:54,910 Quick! 1256 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,502 I'll get the Shazamettes. 1257 01:09:05,753 --> 01:09:06,422 What's that? 1258 01:09:11,343 --> 01:09:12,052 What the...? 1259 01:09:23,270 --> 01:09:25,523 Go and sit down, sir, please! 1260 01:09:25,691 --> 01:09:28,150 It's just some turbulence. Seatbelt on. 1261 01:09:28,318 --> 01:09:29,862 We're gonna die! 1262 01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:31,572 We're gonna die! 1263 01:09:33,699 --> 01:09:35,533 Don't you get it? I lied! 1264 01:09:35,701 --> 01:09:37,620 I've been lying from the start. 1265 01:09:37,785 --> 01:09:39,537 It's my fault my girl left. 1266 01:09:39,705 --> 01:09:43,541 I wasn't involved enough and didn't ask her to marry me! 1267 01:09:43,709 --> 01:09:46,211 She's marrying an idiot and it's my fault! 1268 01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:49,256 Let go of me. Right now. 1269 01:09:50,883 --> 01:09:51,967 Oh, it's calmer. 1270 01:09:55,177 --> 01:09:57,640 It'll be fine now. Tell me the rest. 1271 01:09:57,973 --> 01:09:59,558 Yes... the story. 1272 01:09:59,725 --> 01:10:00,684 The story... 1273 01:10:04,271 --> 01:10:07,608 Well, this time I'll tell the truth. 1274 01:10:08,233 --> 01:10:09,985 Aladin was surrounded 1275 01:10:10,152 --> 01:10:11,404 by the guards. 1276 01:10:11,570 --> 01:10:12,571 Don't worry. 1277 01:10:13,822 --> 01:10:14,740 Aladin... 1278 01:10:20,621 --> 01:10:22,080 The wedding is tomorrow. 1279 01:10:22,498 --> 01:10:23,165 What? 1280 01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:25,292 To Shah Zaman. Tomorrow. 1281 01:10:27,044 --> 01:10:28,253 That's nice. 1282 01:10:28,921 --> 01:10:30,255 Marrying him? 1283 01:10:30,423 --> 01:10:32,340 He's a bit temperamental, but 1284 01:10:33,091 --> 01:10:34,552 at heart he's not bad. 1285 01:10:35,093 --> 01:10:37,220 That's true, I'm not that bad. 1286 01:10:38,055 --> 01:10:40,015 I'm just shy, that's all. 1287 01:10:41,934 --> 01:10:43,852 You and I aren't happy anymore. 1288 01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,063 You get your freedom back 1289 01:10:46,605 --> 01:10:48,148 and I have my duty. 1290 01:10:49,858 --> 01:10:51,193 Goodbye, Aladin. 1291 01:10:54,738 --> 01:10:55,989 Goodbye, Aladin. 1292 01:11:09,127 --> 01:11:10,629 The princess is hopeless. 1293 01:11:10,963 --> 01:11:13,340 No, Aladin is hopeless. 1294 01:11:14,257 --> 01:11:15,801 It's what he deserves. 1295 01:11:15,968 --> 01:11:19,262 His princess is marrying someone else. End of story. 1296 01:11:19,430 --> 01:11:20,347 Is that the end? 1297 01:11:20,514 --> 01:11:21,765 Were you listening? 1298 01:11:21,932 --> 01:11:23,266 No, not really... 1299 01:11:24,017 --> 01:11:25,185 That can't be it. 1300 01:11:25,686 --> 01:11:27,563 Leave it to me. So. 1301 01:11:27,730 --> 01:11:31,650 Aladin and his genie were in Baghdad's best Chinese restaurant. 1302 01:11:32,234 --> 01:11:33,652 Now I've lost her. 1303 01:11:34,987 --> 01:11:36,154 Forget it. 1304 01:11:36,321 --> 01:11:39,074 It's noble of you to abide by her decision. 1305 01:11:40,117 --> 01:11:41,785 The meal will be great. 1306 01:11:42,119 --> 01:11:44,830 Chinese food is well known to be refined. 1307 01:11:48,876 --> 01:11:51,128 What Chinese region is this from? 1308 01:11:53,672 --> 01:11:55,841 A speciality for you, young stranger. 1309 01:11:56,008 --> 01:11:57,092 Break it in two. 1310 01:12:03,432 --> 01:12:06,810 "Your Princess awaits... A word from you and she's yours!" 1311 01:12:08,186 --> 01:12:09,271 Wild. 1312 01:12:09,688 --> 01:12:11,023 Is this witchcraft? 1313 01:12:11,189 --> 01:12:13,692 It's a fortune cookie. It tells the future. 1314 01:12:13,859 --> 01:12:15,110 That's right. 1315 01:12:16,028 --> 01:12:17,488 They can be wrong. 1316 01:12:19,657 --> 01:12:22,325 "Hurry, young prince of Baghdad." Crazy. 1317 01:12:22,493 --> 01:12:24,119 Could be anybody. 1318 01:12:24,995 --> 01:12:25,954 Last one? 1319 01:12:29,041 --> 01:12:30,167 "Get a move on!" 1320 01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:31,960 We have to go. 1321 01:12:32,878 --> 01:12:35,714 Any way I can get this doggy-style? 1322 01:12:36,965 --> 01:12:40,969 The Palace square was full of people for the royal wedding. 1323 01:12:41,303 --> 01:12:43,138 Aladin and his genie, who... 1324 01:12:44,181 --> 01:12:45,683 I'll take over again. 1325 01:12:45,849 --> 01:12:48,436 Aladin and his genie went round the back, 1326 01:12:48,602 --> 01:12:50,020 which wasn't guarded. 1327 01:12:50,187 --> 01:12:51,104 Usually. 1328 01:12:53,482 --> 01:12:54,274 Got a plan? 1329 01:12:55,025 --> 01:12:57,611 Aladin's plan was to get his princess back. 1330 01:12:57,778 --> 01:12:58,779 A wish for that? 1331 01:12:59,196 --> 01:13:01,449 Martial arts master? 1332 01:13:01,615 --> 01:13:02,991 - Great! - Excellent. 1333 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:06,495 Bollocks! 1334 01:13:09,331 --> 01:13:10,416 What the...? 1335 01:13:10,833 --> 01:13:11,750 Genie? 1336 01:13:12,835 --> 01:13:13,794 Genie! 1337 01:13:17,005 --> 01:13:18,381 Same hair... 1338 01:13:19,717 --> 01:13:20,759 Is that you? 1339 01:13:22,470 --> 01:13:23,596 No? Yes? 1340 01:13:24,012 --> 01:13:24,847 No. 1341 01:13:29,392 --> 01:13:31,269 You fight well. Your name? 1342 01:13:31,437 --> 01:13:32,730 Aladin. And you? 1343 01:13:33,146 --> 01:13:34,231 D'Artagnan. 1344 01:13:35,566 --> 01:13:37,568 We're the Three Musketeers. 1345 01:13:40,070 --> 01:13:41,905 Come and capture Richelieu. 1346 01:13:43,491 --> 01:13:45,075 I must save my princess. 1347 01:13:45,242 --> 01:13:46,410 A princess? 1348 01:13:46,910 --> 01:13:47,911 What's she like? 1349 01:13:55,252 --> 01:13:56,211 A message. 1350 01:13:58,464 --> 01:14:01,675 "You're soon going to eat a cookie." 1351 01:14:03,343 --> 01:14:04,386 Nonsense! 1352 01:14:47,179 --> 01:14:48,431 We're d'Artagnan, 1353 01:14:48,597 --> 01:14:51,016 Athos, Portos and Aramis. 1354 01:14:51,475 --> 01:14:54,144 - We fight for the king! - Long live the king! 1355 01:14:54,311 --> 01:14:57,064 We're Janus, Galafé, Sifilmax and Daome. 1356 01:14:57,230 --> 01:14:59,149 - No way! - For the cardinal. 1357 01:14:59,608 --> 01:15:01,610 Are those their real names? 1358 01:15:01,777 --> 01:15:02,611 You will die. 1359 01:15:03,153 --> 01:15:04,988 Die in the wrong story. 1360 01:15:05,155 --> 01:15:06,114 Attack! 1361 01:15:07,616 --> 01:15:08,951 What did you do? 1362 01:15:09,117 --> 01:15:12,204 I'll admit I'm finding it tough. Not with you... 1363 01:15:12,370 --> 01:15:13,664 Where are the guards? 1364 01:15:14,122 --> 01:15:15,040 There. 1365 01:15:15,499 --> 01:15:16,459 Nice one. 1366 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,001 You're good. 1367 01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:20,337 Right... 1368 01:15:28,136 --> 01:15:29,221 No time to lose. 1369 01:15:32,057 --> 01:15:33,642 Congratulations, Princess! 1370 01:15:35,686 --> 01:15:36,520 I, 1371 01:15:36,854 --> 01:15:38,271 Prince Shah Zaman, 1372 01:15:39,064 --> 01:15:40,232 through this ring, 1373 01:15:40,816 --> 01:15:42,150 (very expensive) 1374 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:45,654 I take yourself, Shallia, 1375 01:15:46,029 --> 01:15:47,197 to be wedded. 1376 01:15:47,364 --> 01:15:49,408 You take nothing, Prince Charlie! 1377 01:15:51,452 --> 01:15:52,703 Dirty mitts off her! 1378 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,498 Gadyikes! Aladin? 1379 01:16:02,671 --> 01:16:03,714 Easy-squeezy. 1380 01:16:06,425 --> 01:16:07,300 Useless! 1381 01:16:07,468 --> 01:16:08,469 Shut your face. 1382 01:16:08,636 --> 01:16:09,637 Shallia, 1383 01:16:10,012 --> 01:16:10,929 I love you. 1384 01:16:12,305 --> 01:16:14,767 Sorry for being selfish and puerile, 1385 01:16:14,933 --> 01:16:16,644 but I can't live without you. 1386 01:16:17,185 --> 01:16:18,729 That's not very original. 1387 01:16:20,188 --> 01:16:22,441 You choose your moment, Aladin. 1388 01:16:23,275 --> 01:16:24,693 I didn't learn to love. 1389 01:16:25,653 --> 01:16:27,738 I'm just a vulgar Baghdadi thief. 1390 01:16:28,321 --> 01:16:30,491 Quite right, he's crappy. 1391 01:16:30,658 --> 01:16:31,825 But I beg you, 1392 01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:33,118 don't marry that... 1393 01:16:33,452 --> 01:16:34,745 that despicable me. 1394 01:16:34,912 --> 01:16:36,622 He looks like a Minion. 1395 01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:40,959 I don't know, Aladin. 1396 01:16:42,545 --> 01:16:44,212 "I don't know, Aladin." 1397 01:16:45,589 --> 01:16:46,882 Is that your reply? 1398 01:16:47,049 --> 01:16:48,216 Listen up to me. 1399 01:16:48,926 --> 01:16:51,929 Giving is giving, taking back is stealing. Right? 1400 01:16:52,095 --> 01:16:55,223 How would you like I come and take your wife, 1401 01:16:55,390 --> 01:16:57,100 quick as a flasher? 1402 01:16:57,267 --> 01:16:58,561 It's not naice. 1403 01:16:59,061 --> 01:16:59,978 Listen. 1404 01:17:00,438 --> 01:17:02,773 We could settle this man to man, 1405 01:17:02,940 --> 01:17:04,525 but I haven't time. Wahid! 1406 01:17:05,067 --> 01:17:05,818 Guards! 1407 01:17:07,403 --> 01:17:09,947 You're right. We could have a clean fight. 1408 01:17:10,363 --> 01:17:11,865 But I've no time either. 1409 01:17:15,202 --> 01:17:16,328 Dracarys... 1410 01:17:23,794 --> 01:17:27,506 Who dares to meddle with my master? 1411 01:17:28,549 --> 01:17:29,633 What's that face? 1412 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:32,260 You gave me no warning, bro! 1413 01:17:33,679 --> 01:17:34,930 They're well scared. 1414 01:17:37,140 --> 01:17:37,891 That'll do. 1415 01:17:38,058 --> 01:17:39,059 Calm down! 1416 01:17:40,310 --> 01:17:41,645 For Dave's sake! 1417 01:17:45,441 --> 01:17:46,692 Breathe. 1418 01:17:48,026 --> 01:17:49,653 And if that doesn't work, 1419 01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:52,030 breathe again. 1420 01:17:55,075 --> 01:17:56,118 Am I afraid? 1421 01:17:57,661 --> 01:17:59,329 No, I'm not afraid. 1422 01:18:00,288 --> 01:18:02,374 Why aren't I afraid? 1423 01:18:07,087 --> 01:18:08,422 I'll give it a rub... 1424 01:18:09,089 --> 01:18:10,382 Rub it... 1425 01:18:16,847 --> 01:18:17,973 Master. 1426 01:18:18,140 --> 01:18:20,392 Picking on the little kid? 1427 01:18:21,101 --> 01:18:22,978 - Which one? - Him first. 1428 01:18:23,145 --> 01:18:24,855 Then he called his sister, 1429 01:18:25,022 --> 01:18:26,649 and she's bugging me too. 1430 01:18:26,815 --> 01:18:27,816 Both bugging me. 1431 01:18:33,531 --> 01:18:35,157 Genie battle? 1432 01:18:35,323 --> 01:18:36,450 Genie battle. 1433 01:18:38,869 --> 01:18:39,787 Listen up me. 1434 01:18:40,621 --> 01:18:43,081 Smack his face in the face. 1435 01:18:43,248 --> 01:18:44,124 What? 1436 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:48,003 Take his face and smack it in his face. 1437 01:18:48,170 --> 01:18:49,254 Got it? 1438 01:18:49,422 --> 01:18:50,464 Listen. 1439 01:18:51,882 --> 01:18:52,925 Do your best. 1440 01:18:53,091 --> 01:18:55,135 No. They've got faces in faces. 1441 01:18:55,302 --> 01:18:57,555 - You're ace. - No, please. 1442 01:19:04,978 --> 01:19:06,146 Wishes battle? 1443 01:19:06,313 --> 01:19:07,105 No. 1444 01:19:07,815 --> 01:19:10,943 Best wishes card battle! 1445 01:19:19,577 --> 01:19:20,703 I wish you... 1446 01:19:21,161 --> 01:19:24,122 a very good and happy next year. 1447 01:19:28,752 --> 01:19:31,422 I wish you every happiness, 1448 01:19:31,922 --> 01:19:36,134 and may all your mornings be sunny. 1449 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:46,186 I wish you love by your side all next year 1450 01:19:46,353 --> 01:19:49,482 and health as your best ally. 1451 01:19:50,899 --> 01:19:53,026 That's a stupid battle. 1452 01:19:53,193 --> 01:19:55,988 The ending has to be wicked. 1453 01:19:56,154 --> 01:19:58,907 Let me. The genies summoned a ring 1454 01:19:59,450 --> 01:20:02,745 so that Aladin and Shah Zaman could slog it out. 1455 01:20:02,911 --> 01:20:05,122 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1456 01:20:05,288 --> 01:20:08,751 Welcome to Baghdad Square Gardens! 1457 01:20:24,099 --> 01:20:25,100 What's that? 1458 01:21:09,645 --> 01:21:10,479 Gentlemen... 1459 01:21:16,109 --> 01:21:17,277 Prepare to fight. 1460 01:21:20,906 --> 01:21:22,533 OMG. 1461 01:21:23,576 --> 01:21:24,577 What? 1462 01:21:25,661 --> 01:21:26,912 - Really? - Yes. 1463 01:21:29,665 --> 01:21:30,791 You work out? 1464 01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:32,292 - No. - You must. 1465 01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:34,211 Just zumba on Tuesdays. 1466 01:21:34,377 --> 01:21:36,755 He's right. You're magnificent. 1467 01:21:36,922 --> 01:21:38,006 Thank you! 1468 01:21:38,424 --> 01:21:39,758 Shut it, you. 1469 01:21:40,175 --> 01:21:41,009 Gimme a hand. 1470 01:21:41,343 --> 01:21:42,260 No! 1471 01:21:44,012 --> 01:21:45,222 Don't take it off. 1472 01:21:45,388 --> 01:21:47,182 - Sure? - Yes, keep the robe on. 1473 01:21:47,558 --> 01:21:48,934 I'm wearing my robe! 1474 01:21:49,810 --> 01:21:51,854 I want you to fight by the rules. 1475 01:21:52,395 --> 01:21:55,524 The victor will win my heart and marry me. 1476 01:21:55,691 --> 01:21:57,317 I's'll be the husband. 1477 01:21:57,485 --> 01:21:58,444 Great. 1478 01:21:58,611 --> 01:22:00,488 "Your" husband, in English. 1479 01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:03,156 Pardon me. Is this English? 1480 01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:15,043 What the hell? 1481 01:22:36,940 --> 01:22:38,233 Look, a ladybird! 1482 01:23:03,467 --> 01:23:04,885 Sir, we've landed. 1483 01:23:05,052 --> 01:23:05,803 What? 1484 01:23:05,969 --> 01:23:07,220 We're in Marrakesh. 1485 01:23:07,638 --> 01:23:08,556 Already? 1486 01:23:08,722 --> 01:23:11,016 That was quick. I wasn't even afraid. 1487 01:23:11,183 --> 01:23:12,142 Go and find her! 1488 01:23:17,773 --> 01:23:19,942 You act tough, but I know... 1489 01:23:20,108 --> 01:23:20,984 Get lost, clown! 1490 01:23:22,319 --> 01:23:23,111 Thank you. 1491 01:23:26,407 --> 01:23:27,616 Such happiness 1492 01:23:28,033 --> 01:23:30,494 and such a pleasure to see you all here 1493 01:23:30,661 --> 01:23:34,247 on this beautiful day for the wedding of my friend 1494 01:23:34,415 --> 01:23:36,417 - I should say, my brother - 1495 01:23:36,792 --> 01:23:37,793 Yannis. 1496 01:23:38,544 --> 01:23:40,921 Yannis who, I have to say, 1497 01:23:41,422 --> 01:23:43,549 funds hospitals. 1498 01:23:44,299 --> 01:23:48,386 No, I will say it: Yannis has funded a hospital in this very town. 1499 01:23:49,012 --> 01:23:50,556 He never says anything 1500 01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:52,057 so I will. 1501 01:23:53,058 --> 01:23:54,852 He just lent me 50,000 euros. 1502 01:23:55,018 --> 01:23:57,145 - Don't say that. - Yes, I will say it. 1503 01:23:57,730 --> 01:23:59,732 He'll never get it back, mind! 1504 01:24:02,401 --> 01:24:06,279 So now I'll stop wasting time, as we're all here today 1505 01:24:06,822 --> 01:24:08,198 for the lovely Sophia. 1506 01:24:32,890 --> 01:24:34,141 Stop this wedding! 1507 01:24:38,353 --> 01:24:39,187 Sam? 1508 01:24:39,980 --> 01:24:41,148 Why's he here? 1509 01:24:41,314 --> 01:24:42,691 Why did you come here? 1510 01:24:43,025 --> 01:24:44,109 You flew? 1511 01:24:44,652 --> 01:24:45,736 Yes, I flew. 1512 01:24:46,319 --> 01:24:48,531 Because I have to say... 1513 01:24:48,697 --> 01:24:50,157 I love you, Sophia! 1514 01:24:51,409 --> 01:24:52,200 Wahid! 1515 01:24:52,910 --> 01:24:55,245 No, I've been silent too long. 1516 01:24:55,413 --> 01:24:57,039 I have feelings too. 1517 01:24:57,372 --> 01:24:59,833 Sophia, I want us to be together. 1518 01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:01,460 There, I said it. 1519 01:25:02,169 --> 01:25:04,337 Stop it. What are you playing at? 1520 01:25:04,505 --> 01:25:07,800 She's been giving me the eye all along. 1521 01:25:08,175 --> 01:25:09,009 What? 1522 01:25:10,052 --> 01:25:12,763 I've got a heart too. I've got feelings! 1523 01:25:12,930 --> 01:25:14,139 Plenty more fish... 1524 01:25:14,306 --> 01:25:16,016 I love you, Sophia! 1525 01:25:17,184 --> 01:25:19,186 Only ever thinking of yourselves. 1526 01:25:20,103 --> 01:25:20,896 Sam. 1527 01:25:22,690 --> 01:25:23,941 Anything else? 1528 01:25:24,316 --> 01:25:25,568 Yes. Yes. 1529 01:25:26,610 --> 01:25:27,570 Go ahead. 1530 01:25:30,448 --> 01:25:31,532 Actually... 1531 01:25:32,450 --> 01:25:33,992 I wanted to say 1532 01:25:36,119 --> 01:25:36,954 for one... 1533 01:25:40,499 --> 01:25:41,667 I wanted to say... 1534 01:25:42,876 --> 01:25:44,044 Please. Please. 1535 01:25:44,545 --> 01:25:45,588 Let him finish. 1536 01:25:47,465 --> 01:25:48,256 Sam? 1537 01:25:48,716 --> 01:25:51,134 I can't live without me. Without you. 1538 01:25:53,386 --> 01:25:56,014 I think of you at bedtime in the morning. 1539 01:26:00,853 --> 01:26:01,854 You and me... 1540 01:26:02,896 --> 01:26:04,064 we're like... 1541 01:26:05,691 --> 01:26:06,734 It's good. 1542 01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:07,985 Is that it, Sam? 1543 01:26:09,570 --> 01:26:10,571 Finished? 1544 01:26:14,658 --> 01:26:15,493 Yes. 1545 01:26:15,993 --> 01:26:16,952 That's it. 1546 01:26:17,327 --> 01:26:18,245 Sorry. 1547 01:26:20,539 --> 01:26:21,915 Knew he was coming? 1548 01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:23,208 No. 1549 01:26:23,626 --> 01:26:26,754 Does anyone else want to oppose this wedding? 1550 01:26:30,633 --> 01:26:31,509 No one? 1551 01:26:51,361 --> 01:26:52,279 Well? 1552 01:26:52,946 --> 01:26:54,364 Well, I'm going home. 1553 01:26:55,157 --> 01:26:56,199 Without her. 1554 01:26:56,992 --> 01:26:58,952 I'll try to upgrade you. 1555 01:27:00,203 --> 01:27:01,371 That's kind. 1556 01:27:01,705 --> 01:27:03,040 I'm really sorry. 1557 01:27:06,084 --> 01:27:08,003 I couldn't even talk to her. 1558 01:27:11,048 --> 01:27:12,382 To say what? 1559 01:27:15,678 --> 01:27:17,179 That I'm mad about her. 1560 01:27:18,472 --> 01:27:22,810 I may not deserve her, but I can't imagine life without her. 1561 01:27:23,393 --> 01:27:25,395 I think of her when I wake up 1562 01:27:25,563 --> 01:27:26,855 and go to bed. 1563 01:27:27,773 --> 01:27:29,399 She's the love of my life. 1564 01:27:30,025 --> 01:27:32,486 The happy ending would be her coming now. 1565 01:27:36,156 --> 01:27:37,616 I'll leave you to it. 1566 01:27:43,706 --> 01:27:44,873 New friend? 1567 01:27:45,207 --> 01:27:46,875 She's just a stewardess I... 1568 01:27:53,256 --> 01:27:54,425 ...was talking to. 1569 01:27:55,008 --> 01:27:56,343 We're not there yet. 1570 01:27:56,885 --> 01:27:58,929 You need to earn my forgiveness. 1571 01:27:59,096 --> 01:28:00,055 I know. 1572 01:28:00,514 --> 01:28:03,601 I keep thinking of us and I want to marry you. 1573 01:28:08,271 --> 01:28:09,064 Clown! 1574 01:28:12,359 --> 01:28:13,402 Who's that? 1575 01:28:15,488 --> 01:28:17,948 No idea. Never seen him before. 1576 01:28:24,788 --> 01:28:27,541 With evil Shah Zaman gone, Aladin and Shallia... 1577 01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:32,087 No, I'm not evil. I'm just a bit shy. 1578 01:28:32,630 --> 01:28:34,548 It is true 1579 01:28:36,216 --> 01:28:39,386 It wasn't a sure thing 1580 01:28:41,096 --> 01:28:42,806 Well done 1581 01:28:44,057 --> 01:28:46,351 The competition went flying 1582 01:28:47,102 --> 01:28:52,566 I'd forgotten how badly you sing, pal 1583 01:28:55,110 --> 01:28:59,322 Sorry, you'll just have to marry Tal 1584 01:29:03,661 --> 01:29:07,289 What the hell am I doing here? 1585 01:29:11,293 --> 01:29:16,214 I won't lie, I haven't any idea 1586 01:29:19,384 --> 01:29:24,682 What shall we do now it's you and me? 1587 01:29:27,350 --> 01:29:32,397 Well, of course, a song about me 1588 01:29:39,655 --> 01:29:41,198 Aladin, Aladin 1589 01:29:43,742 --> 01:29:46,662 Aladin, Prince Aladin 1590 01:29:55,671 --> 01:29:57,548 Aladin, yes, that's him 1591 01:29:57,715 --> 01:29:59,425 Aladin, yes, that's me 1592 01:30:22,531 --> 01:30:25,784 {\an8}I was singing on a stage 1593 01:30:25,951 --> 01:30:29,079 {\an8}Now you all can hear me rage 1594 01:30:29,997 --> 01:30:31,415 {\an8}Shallia you always tease 1595 01:30:31,915 --> 01:30:33,375 Go and put her at her ease 1596 01:30:33,792 --> 01:30:37,170 {\an8}Now you show me something Aladin the future king 1597 01:31:15,292 --> 01:31:16,334 Ready? 1598 01:31:17,252 --> 01:31:18,045 1,400. 1599 01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:21,298 We did this before. 1600 01:31:22,090 --> 01:31:24,176 So. 1,400 plus 500? 1601 01:31:26,512 --> 01:31:27,763 - 1,200. - No. 1602 01:31:28,847 --> 01:31:30,307 Why always 1,200? 1603 01:31:30,766 --> 01:31:32,392 Isn't that the result? 1604 01:31:32,976 --> 01:31:34,394 1,400 + 500, no way. 1605 01:31:59,377 --> 01:32:00,588 Another one? 1606 01:32:01,338 --> 01:32:02,214 Fifty 1607 01:32:03,048 --> 01:32:03,966 plus two. 1608 01:32:06,885 --> 01:32:08,178 - 1,200. - Stop it! 1609 01:32:08,929 --> 01:32:09,680 Stop it. 1610 01:32:10,222 --> 01:32:11,264 Always 1,200. 1611 01:32:13,476 --> 01:32:15,185 We invented maths. 1612 01:32:15,352 --> 01:32:16,895 Your people, not you. 1613 01:32:43,088 --> 01:32:44,089 One plus one. 1614 01:32:46,299 --> 01:32:48,093 - 1,200? - Bravo. 1615 01:32:48,552 --> 01:32:49,887 - 1,200. - That's it. 1616 01:32:50,387 --> 01:32:51,263 Easy. 1617 01:32:51,430 --> 01:32:53,223 Yes, it's easy. It's maths. 1618 01:32:55,462 --> 01:33:00,462 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 101073