All language subtitles for 5rFF-djk.eng

They will be divided, father
against son and son against father,

mother against daughter
and daughter against mother...

Do you think I came to bring peace
on earth? I have come to bring

fire on the earth, and how I wish
it were already kindled!

The Gospel of Luke

MAGIC BOX presents

DIRTY SOUL

Typical, you buy caviar
and then leave it in the fridge.

And don't forget to clean
the sink after you!

- Darling, have we anything to eat?
- No.

I could have brought
a bear instead!

- Where are you?
- I'm coming!

Want a wee bit of sugar?

- What's up with you?
- Don't know. Eyes seem to hurt.

Get a move on!

What's up?

Don't go to sleep!

What's up with you?

What's up?

Annie!
Does it have to be that loud?

Quieter!

What shall we play for him?
What did dad like?

- Mercury or U2.
- Good God...

Classical or something sad.

He liked this?

See.

Now, now my little one...

Teeth, a wash, get dressed,
have to get a move on.

Leave it out!

Behaves like he owns the place!

Don't forget to clean
the bath after you!

- Get him to leave the crap out!
- Are you creating again?

Be civil to him.

Thanks. He likes you.

Only in order to make
himself comfortable here!

He is at home here,
so learn to live with it already!

Things are hunky-dory and
I won't let you mess it up, OK?

It was great
when the two of us were alone!

I don't want to be alone.
Sorry.

Suits him.

As always.
Let's go, we must move.

Sis...

- Know anyone?
- Those are the lovers.

Mum found his diary.
The last one was number 322.

That's her in white.

Who is it?

Don't know.

- You'll get diabetes, stop it.
- Give me a ciggie.

- Just pass it over double quick!
- Do you mind...

You can pick up the urn there,
I paid for it.

He divorced me 'cos of you,
so, you can kindly keep him.

- But I've nowhere to put him!
- Didn't he buy you a studio ?at?

- Won't take up much space now.
- Excuse me, can I take him?

- And who are you?
- I'm his son, Vladimir...

DNA confirmed he was my father

He kept it secret from you,
but it no longer matters, does it?

So, we're all counted
and correct. My condolences!

Girls, let's go!

Take it to the second-hand dealer.
Keys, Jana! Drive carefully.

- Give me the note!
- We'll all meet up at home!

Take that chocolate from her!

Dad seemed sort of content
that it's all over.

According to the diary
it was quite a feat.

Are you coming to buy
Jan a present?

Well, now...

- What's the celebration?
- Five years' anniversary.

- Hang on, back in a sec.
- OK.

- Here.
- Thanks.

I'm coming.

Hello.

- Hiya. Whose car?
- Inheritance from dad.

Open it then.
Under the steering-wheel.

It's an old banger,
but, at least, a diesel one.

- What will you sell it for?
- Don't know, thirty... Look out!

May be thirty-five.

Only because it's you, though.

Give us a call,
you have the number.

Wait,
have to complete the papers.

Can't we meet up
in the evening and sign it?

Still loves you, hey?

- Come back soon love.
- I'll be back. -No problem.

Girls! Beautiful or what?
Do you like it?

- Hello.
- Hi. You changed the locks?

Yep.

- Hi.
- Something up? -No. Nothing.

- What's she saying?
- Did you buy the Pokemon�s?

Forgot...
But I promise I'll buy them.

- Have a coffee?
- Yes.

- Why didn't you ring me?
- My dad died.

Got cremated today.
So, I wanted to see you both.

I know it sounds bad
but you hardly knew him, right?

- Shall I play it? -A fairy-tale?
- Little Red Riding Hood?

- What's she saying?
- Seems you stink like the wolf.

- Bought the washing-machine yet?
- Not yet.

Hallo?

Yes, who is it?

Mrs. Turkova, credit cards.
Is Mr. Rames at home?

No, he's at a Trade Fair.

- Has his card been stolen?
- Sorry?

The card was used in Paris.

Mainly on woman's clothing.

- The account is deeply in the red.
- What?

In debt. The hotel nor dinner
at the Moulin Rouge is covered.

- But my husband is in Brno.
- Should we block the card?

I don't know. He'll be back
in the evening. He'll ring you.

- Thank you. Good bye.
- Bye bye.

- Did you get the car at least?
- Not even the ashes.

- Here's the sugar.
- Thanks.

- Marcel, I...
- Milk as well.

I want to come back to you.

How long is it that you screamed
that you are suffocating with us?

You never learned Natalie's
sign language properly.

Sorry,
but there's no sense in it.

Do you have anything
for breakfast?

Sure.
Some biscuits and milk.

- Hello, Jana.
- Hi.

Celebrating something?

Wait! Jesus. It's today!
Fuck, I completely forgot.

How were things in Brno?

What? The German contract didn't
get signed 'til the afternoon...

- Sorry.
- That's OK.

- There's a present on the table.
- Hm. Thanks very much.

That's beautiful. Thank you.

- I've got something for you too.
- You needn't have.

That was really nice.
Much better than ever before.

Yep.

Do you think it's
because we're divorced?

- Or there's no feeling left?
- Not sure, but...

You were wonderful.

I wanted to be
the best wife in the world,

I was nervous with you
even in bed.

Have you got anybody now?

I feel ashamed.

Would you believe it,
someone from over the net.

- What?
- Sounds crazy, doesn't it?

I feel like a schoolgirl.

We've exchanged some
two hundred e-mails.

They're beautiful long letters.
Above all they're sincere.

I feel good. The allergy's gone

and my rash has disappeared.

- But how?
- You departed.

It seems I was allergic to you.

Your smell, to your presence.

- Hang on, allergic? To me?
- The consultant said so.

Someone is allergic
to cats, to dogs,

I've got it with you.

- That's a bit weird, isn't it?
- Yes.

With dogs and cats I can
understand, but am I a dog?

That's absurd. Surely didn't
spend seven years with a dog.

You're here two hours and I'm
scratching already. So what is it?

You know what?

I lied.
Again I was forced to lie to you.

Leave it!

I have to lie because you have
absolutely no liking for sex.

Please, just leave it!

Normal women don't mind
popping a few or a bit of oral.

- You get sick just from yolk.
- You're revolting!

You know this is what I hate!

Your excessive bloody hygiene!
That's where you get your rash!

I threw the cake out.
You didn't even touch it.

Next time buy it in the shop.

- Didn't you like the taste?
- Just burned it a bit.

- You weren't anywhere near Brno
- What are you talking about?

As a result of your Parisian fling
your card nearly got blocked.

Where did you think this up?
That's a bunch of nonsense.

Then tell me what happened.

What? What is it?

Boss went to Paris in the end.
Because he forgot his card

he asked me
if he could borrow mine.

- You think that...?
- How can you know what I think?

I only think that you think...

- What do I think?
- You probably think

that I was in Paris and bought
things for someone else.

Yeah, you were there with your
lover and bought her presents.

- You're afraid to admit it, OK?
- With what lover?

- You assumed I wouldn't find out?
- That's nonsense!

You thought I was that stupid
that I would sit here

and wash your underwear'?

I've had enough of your crap!

She was on the glacier with you
in the spring, now in Paris!

You know that I was there alone!
You rang round like a detective.

Sure, they all went red, didn't
look me in the eye and stammered.

I'm ashamed you can't ski.

You snowplough and fall off the lift!

And where should I have learned?
In the kitchen?

At least I know you're unfaithful!

I'm surprised I haven't caught
something from you!

- Give it a rest, that's absurd.
- You know what's absurd?

At home you're almost impotent
and you hump away elsewhere.

- Leave me alone and go to bed!
- Don't touch me!

It's my ?at as well and I can
do whatever I want here!

Just realize how many guys
such a woman has had!

I've had enough! Shit!

You asked for it!

Is that the way to hold a fork?
Hold it properly.

Don't dare put it in the washer!

Don't gulp! It won't disappear.

Let her, she won't make
a model anyway, right?

Should do some sport!
Look at her figure!

She should study or else they'll
kick her out of the High School.

All day she stares at the wall
and gobbles chocolate. That's OK?

Your dad doesn't pass away
every day. Leave her be.

And I planned how I would
look after you, care for you...

But I never want it
to end this way.

And you think that I do? I look
forward to you giving me a beating?

- I'll never do it again.
- That's what you always say.

Really, I won't ever do it.
I'll swear on whatever you want.

This is how it ends up.
My bum is purple for three days.

You always said: We have
the same names, Jana and Jan.

That's no coincidence.

You want to get a divorce?

Sleep, it's late.

It hurts really bad.

And I'm cold. Warm me up.

- Haven't slept like this for ages.
- Sleep.

Don't dare and tum
your back again.

What's up?

I know that your father died
but we're short of numbers!

If all goes smoothly
I'll be back on Monday.

Smoothly?
The cremation is over I thought.

I have some woman's things
I have to sort out.

You're driving me crazy.
Make sure you're here on Monday!

DIVORCE PETITIONS

MEET IN AN HOUR
BY THE PLAYGROUND. LYLYLY

Hi, it's me. I must tell you
that I can't make it today.

Out of the question.
Have to meet. I'm counting on it.

OK, in an hour
by the playground. See you.

So, I'll buy some cheese
and tights in Amsterdam.

Two beige and one pair with a
black lace, a g-string, perfume.

Hello, Susie,
see you at the playground.

Who do you keep talking to?
Hurry up or I'll miss the plane.

- I'll bring you a drinkie poo!
- For God's sake, let's go!

- What time shall we meet?
- I'm not sure, Alenka.

Have to go to the Ministry.
I'll ring, OK? Ciao.

But tomorrow back to normal.

- Bye, bye doctor.
- Good bye.

Yesterday I met Jacob
on the stairs.

Invited me to a party...

MUST NOT EAT CHOCOLATE!

Good morning. Sit down.

Let me introduce a new student.
His name is David.

I hope you will help him with
everything. Go and sit there.

They kicked him out of the German
school. Grew pot in the cellar.

A lovely gift.

- Have you told him?
- No, I want it to be a surprise.

I don't know. So much money...

You'd get a new kitchen
or a holiday for it. And it hurts.

This is my last chance.

- Hi.
- Hiya.

Go and play.

Here's his snack. You'll see me
by half eight. Owe you, Susie.

Go on!

- Wait! Here...
- Yep.

Thinking of you.

It's him!

- Hello, Jan!
- Hello.

Surviving then. See the car
and think to myself... is it you?

- How are you?
- Me? On the go all the time.

Fancy a drink sometime?
Karin's curled up at home as ever.

I'll get her out.
Take care. Ciao.

- Wait. I have say something.
- Awful pins and needles in my legs.

Go to the studio flat.

We can't. I gave the key back.
Truth's out that I wasn't in Brno.

- Have to go home.
- No, you don't.

Won't be at home. For three days
she is meant to sleep with us.

- Where is she?
- Not jealous by any chance?

- She got somebody?
- You surprised?

Let's go!

Wait!

Get a move on!

- Good day.
- A good'un. Jan!

- What's up, dad?
- Nothing.

- Football's started, that's all.
- I know. Thanks, dad.

Just move on to the table.

Don't be afraid,
It'll be all right.

We'll begin.

You've come
to the screen just in time...

Hello, Jan. I'll sleep over
at Karins'. I'll call back.

These perpetual rivals
have a super technique

and are physically on song.
Let them surprise us.

The first pass is directed
at the opposition captain.

See his superb body movement
and admire his ball skills.

He's entered the penalty area.
He is really at home there.

Look out! One mustn't forget
the visitors' double substitution.

Meantime, the visitors have
re-started. Adams jumps in hard.

He held the defender but maybe,
it was all a bit over-aggressive.

Play is beginning
to get physical.

Home side is kicking from goal
and starts a new counter-attack.

Brilliant interchange and it seems
they're going for goal.

Ryan Giggs is getting there.
The center could be aimed for him.

That's right. And the visitors'
backs commit a foul. Penalty.

And it's a goal.

Quiet, quiet!

The home side is leading 1:0
and seem to retain their appetite.

In such heat blood boils.

Quiet, don't shout!

Quiet, quiet, keep...

Keep quiet!

Are you crazy?
Nearly choked me!

In Paris you didn't seem to
push my head into the pillow.

What's it like lying
in your best friends' bed?

You should have kept
the studio flat.

- It's him.
- He must have a sixth sense.

Shut up!

Shit!

Jana complained you only make
love when you give her a beating.

- Some kind of novelty?
- Rubbish. Just nonsense.

It's not the first time...

In this family it's the only
form of communication. Hear it?

Don't walk around in your
underwear! He's your dad now.

Well, get him to learn to knock
when entering my room!

- Don't lie! Come here...
- No chance!

- Don't make things up!
- Look at yourself in the mirror!

Shit! Well, you've gone
over the top this time!

- Open up!
- Kicking Ema, bloody ignoramus!

Behave decently towards him!
I'm asking you nicely...

He'll leave you anyway
like all the ones before.

Leave me alone!

- Have you told her'?
- Not yet. -How come?

- Wasn't the right moment.
- That's what you say all the time.

- We're like two corpses...
- Quiet! Just belt up!

- Listen to me for a sec!
- Christ, they heard us!

Wait here!

- Jan...
- And be quiet!

- She's locked herself in!
- What's up?

- Who?
- She's standing in the window!

- Please help or she'll jump!
- Jump where?

Wait! Bugger!

- She's upstairs! Come on!
- OK. Jesus Christ!

I've had it up to here
with your family!

- Open up!
- Annie, it's me, Jan!

Hurry up and open
or I'll kick the door down!

Let her jump!
Bet she won't. Just play acting.

Annie, dear, I'm stressed out,
it's all too much for me.

Please, let me inside!
Please...

Annie...

open up, please...

- Come in. But just you.
- Annie, it's me, Jan.

What are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?

- You don't love me.
- You know full well I love you.

- You're lying.
- I swear.

- Well, they didn't hear us.
- I fancy a steak.

And I don't care
if somebody sees us. Let's go!

Karin dearie, please stay here.
I'll cook a steak.

I'm defrosting the meat.
It'll be bloody the way you like it.

Damn!

- It's Jana!
- Take it then.

- It's Jana!
- Well, take it.

- She's meant to be at your place!
- Well?!

Not answering.

You had it done
because of him, right?

My one said if I get my breasts
made smaller he'll leave me.

Do you get it?

- Likes you the way you are.
- Just being jealous.

With this I can't bar-dance.
That's what it's all about.

- Well, I envy you.
- What? The breasts?

No.

Hello, Susie, was he good?

- No problem and had breakfast.
- Where you off to? Wait!

Look at your place
and the state of you.

An unhealthy lifestyle.
You're just skin and bone.

Go and find
a real woman with a ?at.

Everything'll change after the show.
I'll go and paint in New Guinea.

There are tribes living
in the trees. I'll be one of them.

Without any civilization.
It's a lost paradise.

Stay here. With your luck they'll
gobble you up. And you have a kid.

- Young madam, you've dropped this.
- Thank you...

Hugo, get up and don't scream.

You hear, don't cry!

Hugo, don't scream!

Give it a rest!

Hi! I'm home! What's up?

Hello. Where were you?
Why didn't you answer the phone?

I was in the supermarket

But I called all night.
Mobile as well as the main line.

Charger's in the car and cleaner
knocked the phone from the socket.

I have a splitting headache,
migraine.

Take Hugo to the nursery.
He's ready.

Authors of tragedies. Most famous
are Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides.

They sourced their subjects from
man's relationship with society...

That one went out with all
4th years. Totally shagged out.

You can pour a liter of wine
into that one in the black T-shirt.

- What about the one next to her'?
- Futile case. A virgin.

- What?
- Look at that ass! No surprise!

- No chance, won't give...
- Rubbish!

Fucks only in her head, in Spy
magazine. Waiting for her prince.

Aeschylus, born 525 BC, well-known
as the author of trilogies,

the most famous being Oresteia,
the only surviving...

- Who keeps messaging you?
- Girl-friends. Do you mind?

Oh, I get, so, excited by your
fee ties, toes, petite ankles...

I told you clearly!

When you start doing a bit of
body-building and one sees results!

You know what it's called?
"Tyrant Fitness"!

I'll never be a Schwarzenegger,
come to terms with it.

There's skin on top.
You know I can't stand it.

That's because you didn't stir it.

Off to the solarium and opera!

You won't get me there today!
Can't stand the squealing horrors!

Take some aspirin and vitamins.

- Let me be!
- You'll feel better!

- Sorry, loo paper has run out...
- Give me peace at least here!

- Who's texting you all the time?
- That's from work, sorry.

Where did you get the money?

Saved it up.

You shouldn't have done it.

You won't make a model anyway.

That's not the point.

- Lunch!
- Thank you. -Enjoy it.

Thanks a lot.

We could have got
a home cinema for the money.

You want some?

You know when you fed me
like this the last time?

Yeah, I remember.
When I believed you were pregnant.

We didn't even exchange rings
you were in such a hurry.

I have to go for a pee.

- Should I call the nurse?
- No.

- I have to be off.
- It'll only take a sec.

Carefully!

Where's the prince?

Move your ass, fattie!

Get a move on! Meat machine!

Look at her! Rhino!

- Let's play, forget about her...
- Hi.

How much I owe? We're broke...

You can baby-sit Hugo in return.

You don't realize
how glad I am to have you.

Hang on, don't be stupid.
That was a mad one-off then.

Sorry.

You don't realize...

You don't realize how guys
get on my nerves!

They give me the creeps.

I'd be better off alone
or with somebody like you.

What would we miss?

Darling! I'm home!

There was a bomb at the airport!
We can go to the cinema!

Don't bother taking shoes off
and get Hugo. I have a headache.

Well, move!

Hi...
Good afternoon, hello!

Good afternoon.

What's up? What you thinking?

That I've come at a bad time!

Look, just get Hugo
or come and join us!

Let's go, it's OK.

- Sorry.
- No need.

Well, what shall we have?
Come on.

Help yourself.

- I don't eat it.
- You don't like sweet stuff? Why?

Just not my taste.

You have to sweeten life up a bit.
My old man also died. I know.

Take some!

- Well, I'll just taste it.
- Plus, mom went crazy.

She's thought up she wants a kid.
At thirty-five! Great, hey?

Sorry, sis.

- Hi, what you doing!
- Stupid cow.

Shit, can't see anything.

Bitch... a lesbian...

- Bitch, lesbian...
- What's that? Don't say that.

- Bitch, lesbian...
- Don't say that!

Training for the Olympics?

What are you doing here?

I come here to smoke.
Want some?

- Not now.
- Now, now, you've never...

- Like what...?
- Like never properly got stoned?

I smoke with my sis all the time.

I've been waiting
for you for ages.

Ema! Ema!

Don't avoid me.

I've managed to sell just one.
The smallest one.

Thanks.

So long.

Jana! Why are you sitting here?
Let's go!

- Get a move on or we'll be late.
- Noticed anything?

What like?
Been to the hairdresser?

Look...

You wouldn't rather
put on something else?

- Hiya!
- Hello.

- This is Karin and that is Alice.
- Pleased to meet you.

What are you wearing? Good God...
Well, enjoy yourselves.

Thanks... Well mate,
I'm fed up with everything.

- I feel like... an idiot.
- What's up?

- Look at her!
- At who?

At Karin, of course! Look!
Noticed what muscles she has?

Don't you think
she looks a bit like a guy?

What?

That she has
something masculine.

- Get away.
- Look properly.

She's doing the dirty on me.

- No kidding! With who?
- With a female.

In the end I've been tricked
by a woman. Do you get it?

Still better than being
tricked by a guy.

If I divorce her
I'll lose Hugo.

He's not yours anyway.

Well yes, but I love him.
Like my own.

Look at her! See those eyes?
How can you trust them?

All the same your wife's here.
Enough to make you puke!

- It'll all be all right.
- They're all the same!

Come here...

Good evening.

Hello.

- DA, thanks.
- Gut

- What's wrong?
- Don't know. Something I ate.

You had that done
because of him?

Yep. But I don't think
it was effective.

I think he's got a bit on the side.
Say something to you? Or Franta?

No.

Maybe you're keeping quiet.

Are you still arguing?

Lately, not so much.
He's become kind of civil lately.

It seems to me like he's not
sure what he should do.

I'm terribly jealous. I want to know
what she does better than me.

I am capable of listening in,
reading his text messages, etc...

I know I am stupid
but I just can't help it.

Who loves terribly, gets
terribly jealous. That's normal

- In that case, Jan never loved me.
- Because he had no reason.

I would never do that.

Think of yourself. No one else
will do it for you. Let's go!

- You can give me some money?
- Why?

For hotel.
My son needing sleeping.

- Did you send the money there?
- No, I didn't.

I was there!
Nothing on the account.

Next stop New Prosek.

You prick yourself?

No.

- We must keep enough for food.
- You just can't hang on to cash!

- You actually driving?
- Of course I'm taxiing.

If not here, likely on the road.

Look, this is not the first time
you've done this to me...

Don't touch me!
Good enough for that, am I?

I've had enough!

Annie, open UP!

Be careful!

Watch it! Don't knock dad over!

- Don't go!
- Sleep, I here with you!

It's on the way, I'm here.

Everything OK.

Your son like beet.
Well, a beaut more like.

Her... who is she?

That is my wife, ex...
End. Finite.

Well... and why?

Because... because we know...
each other from High School,

we said it all, we understood
each other, discussed it...

And why ending then - why finite?

She was allergic to me.
I was her terrier.

- You understand? -No.
- I also don't understand.

- And she? Who is she?
- Kind of lover, understand?

- Lover?
- Lover...

With her nothing but sex.

Also bloody useless because you
couldn't discuss anything with her.

How you say in Russian
hard-luck artist. Understand?

- I'm a poor son...
- You one durak.

Exactly. An idiot - spot on.

Good night.

Hang on, I...

- That was her?
- That was Karel from work.

At half past twelve at night?

OK, it was her.

- What did she want?
- Don't know.

You could be a bit more tolerant.

- In what?
- Well, in everything.

I am sure if you knew each other
you would understand each other.

- Where would this understanding be?
- In everything.

You'd see if all three of us
would be here...

- Live together? You, I and her'?
- No, that's not what I meant.

I shopped, washed, ironed.

I organized the holiday,
cinema, underwear.

What harm did I do to you?

- Go to bed. It's no use.
- I took you to mix with the elite.

You saw the world with me.
America, Thailand...

You wanted something and
I said OK, just go and buy it.

You wanted to be a model. I bought
you a nose and had your ears sewn.

- Shouldn't have done it!
- But why not?

- I wanted to!
- Well, don't complain then!

But...

Look at yourself!
You look like a used tire!

- You realize what you've proposed?
- Sleep, it was a stupid idea.

What would you feel
if I told you

that a lover of mine
would live here with us?

That's different, isn't it?
You don't have anybody else.

How do you know?
May be I've had loads of lovers.

- You just don't know.
- Garbage!

- Not even interested in who it was?
- Who was it?

Not sure because
there were that many.

But I really loved one of them
and left him because of you.

- What a cow I am!
- Who was it? Do I know him?

- Yes, you do.
- Who is it?

He's really friendly.
You'll get on. You'll cook together,

you'll have children for me,
that'll be a laugh!

- Who is it? Give it here!
- Four of us will live together!

- Give that mobile here!
- What's LY? Like love you?

You're a couple of morons, how low!
That's all you can manage? This?

- Well, you're a real sucker!
- Waste of time!

Good night you...

- You sucker!
- Cow!

One big moron!

- What's up?
- That's sis.

Used to play up with mum until
she was ready for the loonie-bin.

How do you know you want me
and not somebody else?

I love you. At first sight.

Why?

I don't have a decent figure,
not clever either.

Sometimes I feel
totally unwanted.

Well. You've got beautiful...
hair. Lovely, red.

Not here, I'd wish it was
somewhere else. By the sea.

The moon above with stars.

The wind rustles
the sea murmurs.

You sleep?

No. Niet

You hear! I'll jump!
It's on your conscience!

Careful you don't fall!

Don't do it, you'll break a leg!

Jump and don't make such noise!

One can't even get to sleep!

- Just leave them, dad...
- Where did you crawl out of?

Dad, please, just leave them
and go to bed.

Bye, bye!

Mommy!

Mum, where are you?
Mommy, come quick here!

I'm coming... My God...

Little moment...

What's up?

- Mom, where you were?
- I'm here.

Sleep, just bad dream.
You have.

Sleep so...

- Yelena!
- Sleep well.

Sorry!

Pour tea!
Pot on the kitchen board!

Good. DA.
I'll be there after ten.

So long.

That's nothing.

What this?

Mom, pennies...

I bought you Russian bakes!
Like home.

Sex on-line? Yelena!

OK, I'm coming!

- Is he here?
- No.

I'll help you clean.

Looked like you'd kill
each other last night.

- Look what he did to me.
- Yeah, love sometimes hurts.

If you were a proper father
you'd talk to him.

Shit, went down like lead.
In three days got fever, 40 plus.

Sweated like a pig. Then came
here and everything was fucked.

Next!

- Why do you insist on a blood test?
- I sat on a needle.

On a used needle.
And that's not all.

I had intercourse...
probably with a prostitute

and the contact was probably...
for sure unprotected. Totally.

Congrats. I fully share your
concern but you'll have to wait.

We'll know in three months

when the antibodies form

Antibodies. But I need
to know straight away!

Should have behaved differently!
See you in three months!

Sister, next one!

Jana, now now...

Had a reason?

You mean there can be a reason
to beat the shit out of a woman?

He didn't mean it.

If you were kinder to me
I could think of repaying you.

You're just like him!

- Just move out the two of you!
- Why should I move?

My money was included
when you bought this love-nest!

You could be more grateful!

I've stepped on your glasses.

- What did you say?
- That I stepped on your glasses.

- On what?
- On glasses.

- Lay on the floor. Didn't see them.
- You've broken my glasses!

- Didn't want to do it.
- Damn, where's the booster?

You don't even remember
any more where you put things.

- Moreover, you're deaf. -What?
- You're deaf as a door-post.

And I curse the day
I met your son!

Just feel free
and give me one just like him!

I don't beat women.
Put the bucket away and clear out!

I've ended up like an animal.
I just exist.

So, it's ended up as usual.

Except that he's left for real.

The fact is that our make-ups
were always so beautiful.

I don't know what to do.

I'll prescribe stronger medicine.

No, I'm not off my rocker!

I'll give you Deprex 80
just to be on the safe side.

It's broken.

- Uncle will repair it.
- Give it here.

- Here.
- Thank you.

Karin!

Karin, open UP!

- What if he breaks the door down?
- No worry! They're security doors.

- Open it! I'll kick them down!
- I'm pregnant.

- With me?
- Who else?

- You don't take precautions?
- You've beaten them.

- How? You've stopped, right?
- No, I've read about it.

When you're unfaithful you make
twice as much sperm than normal.

It's scientifically proved.

- You're not pleased?
- Oh, I am...

Main thing is you have to sort it
with Jana quickly and gently.

We could buy her a studio flat
and move in to your house.

What do you think?

Karin! Damn!

- What is it?
- Can I come in?

Rushing off to the tanning bed,
come in.

- You off somewhere?
- Just told you. What's wrong?

I'm divorcing him.

Give it a break.
You always say that.

But I mean it this time.

Our marriage is worthless.
Right from the start.

You should have children.

I'd be a grannie but it would
help you. Let there be children!

Only a divorce will help now.

- Do it and stop talking about it.
- I'm not as impetuous as you.

I want to sell this house.
I need my own ?at.

You've gone bananas!
I sold my flat to move in here!

I have a right!
I'm not happy here.

All of a sudden. I warned you
I married him because of you

- You had your own mind set.
- Well yep, just out of spite.

- Because of me?
- Naturally.

I married the first guy

just in order not to have
to witness your love affairs.

- Look, stop being hysterical!
- Give me back what you've taken!

- For God's sake, what did I take?
- Childhood, growing up. Enough?

- Your screwed-up life is my fault?
- Yeah. And I'll never forgive you.

- For what, for Christ's sake?
- Your lovers' o ogling.

One of them tried to rape me,
or don't you remember?

And I kicked him out as a result.
You remember that?

I remember.

Lookie here sweetheart,
I have a right to my own life too.

Why is it always on my account?
How could I have been so dumb?

Get lost!
Come back when you recover!

I'll never recover!

Jana?

Hi. Just coming for my things.

Have you anything to eat?
I am terribly hungry. Please.

- Good day!
- What?

Hi.

You coming living here?

- Fourteen?
- DA.

Mum, mum!
Here new next door!

Sometimes it hurt but it was
beautiful. You forced me to say

that I was the sunshine of your
life, I said: I am your sunshine.

I didn't force you.

But you always pressed my head
into the pillow and said otherwise

- you'll give me a beating.
- It wasn't like that.

But I didn't mind.
I felt I belonged to someone.

Until then I didn't belong
to anyone. Until you came.

Except that you didn't care.

Did you ever love me?

After five years
the honeymoon is over.

It's just a scratch.

How should I get to meet men?
You were always a maestro at it.

Well perhaps...

You have to kind of...

Simply you have
to look at a guy...

and give him
a bit of courage. Try it.

Don't look at me like a dog!

You have to be... sexy.
Sparkle in the eye.

Get it?
You have to encourage him.

Force him to get up
and come over and say...

Something. Try it.

You know what, go and buy the dog.
Hopeless cases do it like you.

I'm not an actress like you.
I don't want to play anything...

- OK, I'm off. Ciao!
- Wait!

- Why are you painted like that?
- I'm taking Ema out for a walk.

Why is she made up like that?

I picked the holiday,
cinema, underwear.

And finally she told me that
she finds me totally repulsive!

Well, you are a durak.

- Try Russian pastry? Please...
- No, not now thanks.

I'm on this at the moment.

Take yourselves...

- It is banana?
- Yep, banana flavor.

- Time off to work.
- To work?

DA.

Yours?

Good bye.
Pleasant evening...

- That's Annie.
- Hello!

Where did you
disappear off to before?

Take it easy, give it here.

- Give me a smoke.
- David!

- Let's move on!
- Chill out! Two Red-bull and vodkas!

Mind, you'll get the dog stoned!

David!

- I'm off!
- Where to?

Annie!

Emmie!

We're off home.

Hi, Karin, I've got something
for you. Come down, will you?

- Excuse me, do you have a jack?
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- What is it?

Wait! Give it here!
Give it back!

You left something behind,
my good friend!

What're you doing? You're mad!

My good friend...

You don't have your own husband?
You don't have your own?

Stop it, Jana, stop it!

- You OK?
- What're you doing here?

Stop it! Damn it!

- What are you doing here?
- Just leave it alone!

Jana, well now!

- You nearly killed me!
- You're a nutcase.

- Do you want to call a taxi?
- I'll get my own.

- Lend me some money.
- I'm broke.

- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.

David, come back with me.
Mom won't say a word.

- Can't. I have to go back.
- Why? -They're waiting for me.

- What's up with you?
- Nothing.

Put some spinach on it,
it'll help.

- Mum, wait until I fall asleep.
- Of course, I will.

Sleep...

Hi.

Good afternoon, can I speak
with Yelena Obrazcov?

- This is a private ?at.
- I know.

I was told I could find her here.
Can I speak to her'?

Well, I'll take a peep.

Sorry, she's not here.

Come here.

I have to speak to her.
Do you know if she's healthy?

Yelena you mean?

No, she's disappeared.

Seems doesn't have a visa
because of some check-up.

I don't have to explain
what kind of check-up, right?

So long.

- Where were you?
- None of your business.

Don't be cheeky. Tell me where
you were. Your eyes look weird.

- I need some money. For pills.
- Are you ill?

Not ill really. Need
a morning-after pill, that's all.

- What?
- Don't want to end up like you.

If I was like you,
you wouldn't be here!

In case of death or accident

your wife and daughter
gets five hundred thousand.

The insurance payment will
be paid in two installments.

Please come and sign.

Also sign on oath that you
are not aware of any illness.

- Are you all right?
- Nothing, got the runs.

Otherwise, I'm healthy as an ox.

What's up?

- Hello.
- Hello.

- What's wrong with your eyes?
- Something's got into them.

- Richard!
- Yeah!

- Let's go and buy the cot!
- I have a customer here.

Were you parking?

She's come back then?

I'll ring the bell
when it's ready.

Couldn't you test drive it with me?
I think it needs tuning up.

- I regret it.
- What?

Well, that I never
went out with you.

Why did you come today?

All the while
I can only think of you.

Wait, this won't do.

Why?

I want it differently than you.

- What do you mean?
- Well, like...

We can see each other but you
mustn't fall in love with me, OK?

What?

Try to understand. I have a wife
and we are expecting a child.

Sex is sex and a relationship...

- How do you know it's your child?
- Please, leave it alone!

You're a poor bastard! She lays it
at your door and you come running?

- Hang on, you know something?
- Everyone knows, except you!

- Just crap!
- Go on admit it!

While you lay under the car
she was lying under somebody else.

- Shut up!
- You think the kid will change it?

- I feel sorry for you.
- Shit, shut up!

Daddy!

Can you tell us, Jacob?

- No time today?
- No.

And now: If I had known
I would have invited you.

Write down the right answer
in your exercise book.

Family, pig. Pig, toys...

Toys, toys...

Toys, toys...

I brought you the Pokemon's.

- Hi there.
- Hello.

- Keeping well?
- Yes. What about you?

Yes, no problem.

- Suits you.
- Thanks.

Haven't changed your mind?

- Mr. and Mrs. Rames?
- Yes.

Come in.

What the hell? Hey!

Where did you get the money from?
Steal it? They'll lock you up!

No.

Are you ill?

Liar!

You won't die on me, will you...

I love you lots.

You have to be nice to mom now.

Switch the mobile on!

Mom!

Do you know what's worst?

When everything's up the creek
I'd rather tum the clock back.

You know, me too.
They all stare at my breasts.

They all say:
Look, how they're sticking out.

- I'm saving for another operation.
- No, that would be a pity.

- I'm off.
- No hurry is there?

- We said for a last drink.
- Well, finish it.

- Wait.
- I can't.

Merry X and Happy New
and all that. Can I give you a kiss?

I have to walk the dog. Bye.

- Can I call you sometime?
- No. Really no.

- Hi.
- Hello. All the best.

- How are you doing?
- OK, thanks. -Who is it?

- How you doing, man?
- Hello, Frantisek.

- Hello.
- Where have you been?

Nothing's running, nothing works.
I just don't know what's up.

What's that on your face?
Whose work is it?

- Please, just go to sleep.
- But mobiles still work, right?

- Who's texting you?
- Probably Karel from work, right?

- Naturally, it's Karel.
- I'm asking you who it is!

- Karel, OK?
- So, it's Karel, yeah?

Sleep and keep quiet!

Leave me alone!

You bastard, now may be you'll
remember who's texting you!

You crazy?
Shit! That hurts!

Don't you dare touch me! I'm
pregnant, you disgusting asshole!

Jerk! That hurts,
stop it you cow!

Why did you bother with me?

Here it is.

- I'm negative?
- What did you expect?

Just get lost, you asshole!

Leave the car here!
It's registered in my name!

- I bought it, understand?
- Look at yourself!

You swine!

Hello.

- Hello.
- I came to say goodbye.

I've brought you maintenance
for two years. I've sold the studio.

- Have you anything left?
- Yes. Enough for an air-fare.

- Did you bring me the Pokemon's?
- I forgot.

- Where you jetting off?
- To New Guinea. To paint.

Will you bring them tomorrow?

No. I'm leaving.
I'll send you the parrot.

I don't want the parrot!

Why not?
You were always after him.

I want dad to stay with us here!

What time is the flight?

In the evening.

- So long.
- Bye.

Go and get him! Call him back!

Come on, we'll start with the fish.
Someone's ringing the bell.

It's dad! He's come back...

Maybe he's just left something...

Do you have anything for dinner?

Open it! Damn it,
open the door! Shit!

Mum, open up, it's Santa...

Santa is not due till evening.

Go and play.

Just give me a few slaps
if I think to date a guy again.

Fuck!

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

All the Seasons' Greetings!

I assumed I missed you.

Instead of presents
I packed my cases.

- Off to the mountains?
- Not really.

My partner opted to spend Christmas
elsewhere with somebody else.

- Right. Sorry about that.
- Don't mention it.

Get a move on boys! Come!
Freddie! Balloon!

And what about you?

Do you fancy trying out my salad
to see whether it's turned out OK?

Good idea. In return
you can taste my fish soup.

- Sounds good.
- I made it for the first time.

That looks like a sign
it was meant to happen.

Well, what's up with you?
Get your skates on!

No time to play hard to get.
Come on, we'll get dinner...

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