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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[Harry] And when those two hounds
had me cornered in that alleyway,
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I pounced on a garbage bin,
climbed over a fence and swoosh,
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made my way out across the rooftops.
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[gasps] Harry, you are so brave!
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That's nothing compared to what happened
to me last week when I--
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-[Harry chuckles]
-[Arlene] Garfield!
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What's so funny?
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[stumbles] Nothing. [chuckles]
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Garfield, it's just that you've
always been such a domestic cat.
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When was the last time you did anything
remotely cat-like?
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Only yesterday, I watched TV all afternoon
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and then had a full tray of lasagna.
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See, Garfield, that stuff
doesn't really qualify as cat-like.
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And you know all of this because...
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[groans]
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Get In Touch With Your Inner Cat.
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It sounds like a lot of baloney to me...
which reminds me, I'm hungry.
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Let's see, chapter one...
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"Cats hunt mice threatening
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the safety of their household."
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[Squeak] Hiya, Garfield. What's up?
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Hiya, Squeak. I'm good. [gasps]
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[roars]
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[Squeak snickers] That was pretty good.
You almost had me.
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Harry and Arlene are right. I'm so
out of touch with my natural instinct.
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I've got to do something about it.
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Chapter two...
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"Cats climb trees."
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What if I get stuck up there
and can't get down?
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Not like it would be the first time.
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Come on, Garfield. Act like a cat.
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[struggling]
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[bird screeches]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[chirping]
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Leave me alone.
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[Garfield screams]
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[bird screeches]
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[groaning]
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Get in touch with your inner cat?
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Next time I'll stick to mauling the sofa.
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There's really no need
to go all panicky over this.
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It's only a matter of minutes
before someone rescues me.
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[groans] Help! Please!
Somebody, save me. Help!
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[accordion music plays]
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[Garfield] Please, save me, help!
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If Jon can't hear me,
I know someone who will.
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[blows whistle]
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[Odie barks]
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[Garfield] Yes, I'm happy
to see you too, Odie.
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Now be a good dog, and go fetch Jon.
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[Odie barking]
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That's not Jon, that's his slippers.
I want you to go fetch Jon!
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No!
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If that dog was any dumber,
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he'd have to stand on a chair
to raise his IQ.
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Just go away, Odie. You're useless.
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[Odie mumbling]
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You? Climbing up a tree?
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[laughs] Not in a million years.
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Ta-da!
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[Odie yelping] Ta-da!
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Great, now we're both stuck
up in this stupid tree.
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[doberman barks]
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[Nermal screaming]
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-[Nermal] Hi guys!
-Of all the trees, in all the world,
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you had to pick mine.
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-[Nermal snickers]
-[dog barks]
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[Nermal groans] Do you guys know
how to get down?
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Let's see...
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"Cats have the natural tendency
to always land gracefully on their feet."
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How about you jump off? We'll watch.
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What if no-one finds us,
and we're here for weeks?
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Months! Deprived of any food and water.
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Gee, Nermal, why do you
have to be such a wiener head?
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Hiya guys. What gives?
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-[Nermal gasps]
-We're just...
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-enjoying the breathtaking scenery.
-[Nermal mumbling]
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I see. I was under the impression
you might be...
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[snickers] you know... stuck up there.
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[Garfield chuckles]
Yes, right. Stuck in a tree?
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I say...
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and what could possibly make you think
that I, a perfectly normal feline,
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could get stuck in a tree?
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I don't know. If you say so.
Enjoy the scenery.
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Why did you lie to him, Garfield?
He could've helped us.
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To salvage my eroded reputation, Nermal.
And yours, too.
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-[Odie barks]
-[Garfield] Help! Over here.
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-[Garfield] Help!
-[Nermal] Help me!
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[indistinct chatter through headphones]
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[gasps] I need to buy myself a new pair.
Way too much static.
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[Garfield] Over here!
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Help!
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[Jon] Garfield? Nermal? Odie?
You're up in a tree!
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And the grass is green, Captain Obvious.
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How on earth did the three of you
get stuck up there?
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We're not stuck,
we're just gathering pine cones.
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Perhaps you'd like to join us?
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Come on, Garfield. Don't be a scaredy-cat.
You can do this. It's easy, look!
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Climb up, climb down.
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Up, down.
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Just go fetch that big ladder over there,
and spare us the climbing tutorial.
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Climb up, and climb down... [screams]
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I'm going to break my neck!
Somebody help! [screaming]
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[Garfield] Who's the scaredy-cat now,
pray tell?
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[Jon] Mr. Mailman, sir! Over here!
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Mr. Arbuckle?
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[Jon] Do you think you could
give us a hand here
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and pass me that big ladder over there?
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Sure.
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But, if I pretend I didn't hear you,
I could carry on with my morning delivery
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without any fears of getting maimed
by your mangy creatures.
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[Nermal angrily]
Did you just call me mangy?
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I was voted cutest cat of the county
three times in a row, buddy!
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-Take that, you letter-carrier you!
-[Garfield] That's telling him, Nermal!
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[grunting] You mean little fur ball!
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[Jon] Guys, stop it!
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He totally had it coming.
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[Jon sighs] Congratulations, guys.
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You just chased away
the only help we could get.
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[cats purr innocently]
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I know. We're going to form a chain,
and lower one of us to the ground,
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so that he can go get the ladder.
It's got to work.
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Who wants to be a volunteer?
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[sighs] Fine.
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We'll draw sticks.
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[groans] Great!
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I can't believe I let them
talk me into this.
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Garfield, you can let go now.
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-[doberman barking and growling]
-[Garfield] Oh my!
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Help! Pull me up!
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Garfield! Hang on!
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That's exactly what I'm doing.
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[Nermal] Odie's tongue's all slippery.
Disgusting.
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[Garfield] Guys, I'm hanging on
for dear life here.
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[growling]
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Sorry, Garfield. At least we tried.
But wait!
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I forgot about my cellphone.
I'm calling Liz at the vet clinic.
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And tell her what? Please come
and rescue your boyfriend from a tree?
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Way too humiliating... even for me.
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[Garfield] Oh, please.
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Can't you put your male pride
aside for a second?
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This is an emergency situation
we've got here.
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Sorry, guys. I don't want Liz to realize
I'm a complete dork.
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But, I guess I could call 911.
It's their jobs to rescue people, right.
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And Liz won't have to know about it.
We'll be down out of this tree in no time.
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[siren wailing]
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[fireman] What are you doing
on the top of that tree?
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I was just... trying to rescue these guys,
and...
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that's when I sprained my ankle! [grunts]
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Well, it's no Oscar winning performance.
But, maybe he'll buy it.
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Let me help you, sir.
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[telephone rings]
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Fire on Broadway and Fifth?
Roger that. We're on our way.
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[fireman yelling] Come back!
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Oopsy doopsy. Sometimes I get a little
squeamish about heights.
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Really? Aren't you guys trained
for this sort of situation?
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I'm a fireman... not a monkey.
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This is getting ridiculous.
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At this rate, the entire neighborhood
will join us in this tree.
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[thunder rumbling]
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I guess it can't get any worse, right?
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-[gasps]
-[thunder rumbles]
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-[lightning cracks]
-[all scream]
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[Nermal] We made it!
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Oh, boy. I can't wait to watch TV,
eat lasagna, and do all non-cat things.
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See, it wasn't so bad, was it?
I-- [groans]
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[doberman growling]
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[everyone screams]
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[Garfield sarcastically] Yes, right.
Stuck in a tree!
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[theme music starts]
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