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FOOTSTEPS
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SIGHS
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SIGHS
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Well, that's me done.
Been a pleasure, Malcolm.
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You're done when I say you're done.
Do you understand?
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Urgh! Argh!
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Bit much. No-one likes grasses.
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FEMALE VOICE OVER: Sidney had
bartered a deal for his freedom,
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in exchange for the names of
Clive and Joey,
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and claimed he knew nothing about
the gold.
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Meanwhile, we were left with the bullion
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but with no idea what we were
supposed to do with it.
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Obviously, the library didn't have
any books on
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what to do with a massive pile of
stolen gold.
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Funny, that!
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Every gold bar had this, like,
unique hallmark
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which we had to remove somehow.
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We tried everything.
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It was useless, so Mick went to work
hiding it all.
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Unable to read or write, he recorded
all the locations on his tape recorder.
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When you come out of the prickle
bushes, you will come across a gaping lagoon.
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One, two, three, four, follow the
rocky shore you should find enough gold...
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Also memo to yourself, Mick, wear a
sturdier shoe,
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as a rocky surface isn't good for a loafer.
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RADIO BROADCASTER: Two men remain in custody
in connection with the Newham gold robbery.
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The police say that still no gold
has been found from the raid.
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Experts are speculating the gold involved
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could have been smuggled overseas.
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The search continues for the
remaining members of the gang.
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How many have you done? Two.
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This one's been a nightmare.
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BANGING AND BREAKING GLASS
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What is that? Hello?
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Oh, Jesus Christ, Sidney!
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One of your shelving units
collapsed. Sidney, what are you doing here?
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I've come for my slice of the honey.
Is that one of mine? No, it's not ready yet.
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What are you doing here? It's the
least safe place for a grass.
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I'm not a grass. Don't refer to me
as a grass, I did this to protect everyone.
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No, but Albert's right,
you shouldn't be here.
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Don't push me out, Nat-Nat.
Where am I supposed to go?
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I don't... Just, maybe, move away
for a bit. A remote village.
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Yeah, or, like, a forest or... Up a
mountain. A mountain?
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...or a field, then, and just get
your nice, little tent out, you'd love that.
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I'm not living in my old tent,
Albert, I'm a millionaire now.
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There must be something I can do to
help. I can chip in...
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Best thing you can do to help,
Sidney, go home, lock the door.
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She's right. You could paint your
little figures.
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I've already painted all my figures,
Nat-Nat, you know that.
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Sidney, whatever you do, stay
inside. Stay away from everyone.
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EERIE WHISTLING
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GENTLE SNORING
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PHONE RINGING
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Hello, this is The Captain,
speaking. Pocket is that you?
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Clive! Yes, thank you, this is Philip.
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What's that voice? I don't like it.
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Sorry, it was just my phone voice.
Just trying to be polite.
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How you doing, mate? You all right?
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I'm in prison.
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Yeah, I know, it's just good to
check in sometimes make sure you're all right.
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How's my gold? Yeah, good, good. Er,
just been, er, overseeing the sanding operation.
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Sa... sanding?
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Who told you to sand it?
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Not me, it was, er... Listen to me.
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I've someone coming to make arrangements.
You hold tight till then, no more sanding.
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No more sanding. Roger that. Roger
that, Clive.
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I'm gonna call you tomorrow. OK.
Any, sort of, approximate time?
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It's just that otherwise I've got
to sit in the car all day.
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You make sure you pick up.
Mid-morning...
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Are you there? You've gone.
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OK, nice to speak to you, mate.
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Bye.
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Oh, that is so nice. A little pig.
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No, why would it be a pig, it's a bear.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see it
now. Yeah, it's a bear.
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It's cos it's pink? Is that why?
Yeah, it's cos it's pink. Oh, gr...
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BELL RINGS
Did you not lock the door?
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I thought I did.
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Oh, sorry, love, er, we're actually
closed. Sorry.
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EERIE WHISTLING
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Erm, who? Who's that? What? How did
you get there?
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Albert, what's going on?
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He's not saying anything. Erm,
sorry, mate... You can't just go in there.
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Yeah, we're closed and even when
we're open, you shouldn't, erm...
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I'm as aware as you are that you
have a considerable amount of gold
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that you have no idea what to do with.
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What gold?
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Yeah, what gold?
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The gold that you've been trying to
unmark using sandpaper.
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How does she know that? She knows
because nothing happens on my turf
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without my knowing.
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Now, we had an arrangement with
Clive Cornell and, in his absence,
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we have an arrangement with you.
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Sit yourselves down.
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I, I... All right.
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EERIE WHISTLING
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I'll just pop that there.
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Your anonymity is of great interest
to me in the case that
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no fucker knows who you are.
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The terms are as follows.
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We offer protection, we help you in
monetising the gold
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and we take a percentage of the proceeds.
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I mean, if I could say, er, it could
be good because
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it would be nice to get a little bit
of help.
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We've been struggling a little bit,
and... Albert.
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...I think it would be of great help
to us if you took the reins and er...
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We don't need you to take the reins.
We do. We don't know what we're doing.
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We know what we're doing. You'd be
wise to listen to your husband,
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for once.
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How does she know that you never
listen to me?
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I will leave Mr English here to lay
out the arrangements.
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And after today you'll never see me again.
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But if you do, we have a problem.
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EERIE WHISTLING
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Would you like to take that
takeaway?
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I might have a paper cup
knocking about in the back.
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Oh, right, OK, yeah.
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Please, let me apologise for my employer.
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She can be
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a little blunt.
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A bit. Yeah, I was thinking that. Rude.
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Now, I've arranged for you to pick up
a smelter from a lock up here in Hatton Garden.
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We never heard of that. What's a
smelter?
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No, we know what a smelter is.
Oh, really? Oh.
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It's the thing you've been missing.
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Right, OK.
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Here is also marked the address for
a safe house, a derelict farm.
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Bring along a sample of the stolen
gold and the smelter tomorrow evening.
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Oh, see, I knew this would happen.
Erm, it's, er, it's our twins' birthday.
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Yeah, they're having a party.
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That's what all this is about. I've
been, er, knocking up a cake.
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Why is this always happening? It's
always the way, isn't it?
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It's like buses, they always come at
the same time when you already got one, erm...
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I'm just trying to think, you got
any windows next week?
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I will see you tomorrow, Albert.
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Natasha.
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Wallop! Oh, nice, what have you got
there?
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Cassette tapes. For the treasure.
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Bagged it up in 62 locations across
the county lines and these...
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are the coordinates.
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62? What happened to one really good
hiding place?
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Listen to her.
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You haven't got a clue, have you,
darling?
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You do not put your chicken and your
chips into the same basket.
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Yes, you do, that's exactly what you do.
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That's how they come, yeah.
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So, this Mr English? What? Why did
he come and see you?
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It doesn't matter. He came to us.
No, it does matter, which is why I'm fuming.
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Clive said he was coming to speak to
me. I want to speak to him.
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It happened so quick. He didn't
leave a number or anything.
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Just in and out. He was in and out
like a flash cos he's a criminal.
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We move quick. Rapid, Albert, rapid.
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You two can't keep up. OK.
All right, here's the plan.
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Mick, you're going to get the smelter.
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Me and Phil are going to move the
gold to the safe house.
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That's funny, cos I don't remember
you being in charge. This is my firm.
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It is his firm. He is the leader.
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Albert. Mm. Erm, oh, yeah, erm, we just thought
that it might be better if she's just good for the cover
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for that and I'd be better suited
for the kids' birthday party.
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Much as I'd love to get my hands dirty.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, Albert. Let me stop
you there, mate, please.
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You're going to let this pretty
little creature go and do all the man's work
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while you sit at home creaming your
feet?
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I'm not going to be creaming
anything. I was just going to...
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No, whatever, I'll do the party. You sure?
Because we did say that it would be better if I...
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because I've got a better
relationship with the venue.
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Relationship with the venue? Yeah,
I was on the phone to Leslie and
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he seemed like he really understood
what we...
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It's a Happy Eater. OK, OK, OK. Run
it by me again.
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Mick. Yeah. You're going to fetch
the smelter.
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You and Albert are going to get the
gold. Done.
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OK, this is what's going to happen.
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Mick. Yeah. You're going to get the
smelter. Uh-huh.
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Me and you, Albert, we're gonna get
the gold.
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Any questions?
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No, that's a great idea, Phil. I am in.
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FEMALE VOICE OVER: We were out of
the frying pan and into the fire.
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Ma McTavish and Billy English had
taken over where Clive and Joey left off.
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We had no say in the matter.
We were being pushed along by
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forces out of our control.
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WHISTLING OLD MCDONALD
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Sorry, can you just stop whistling,
it's making me a bit nervous.
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There's nothing to be nervous about,
mate. You've done the crime.
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It's time to start enjoying
yourself, son.
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I can't enjoy it while we're still doing it.
I need it to be over and then I can enjoy it.
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Albert, bit of trivia for you.
You're gonna love this.
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Do you know who can get away with
any crime?
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What? The Queen.
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What do you mean? Exactly.
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She can't get charged for a crime
because she can't prosecute herself.
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She could, literally, kill someone
and not go to prison for it. What?
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Does that make sense? Yeah, I suppose...
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So, she would be the best criminal ever,
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because she can do whatever she wants.
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Why did you use Safeway bags? You
could have at least double bagged it.
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GOLD BARS CLUNKING
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Albert? I don't want to alarm you,
mate, but there is a car.
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Is it Billy?
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It's not Billy. Who is it?
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Don't know, Albert, what shall we
do?
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I don't know. You're meant to be the
big-time criminal, you tell me.
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OK. It's us or the gold.
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What? What's that supposed to mean?
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I dunno, it just felt like the right
thing to say. Shall we hide?
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Let's...
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He's getting out. Let's hide.
Please, definitely hide. I'm sorry, mate.
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He's got a gun! What?
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He's got a gun. Why's he got a
gun? He's got a fucking gun.
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Why's he got a gun?
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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MUSIC CONTINUES IN CRESCENDO
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PHONE RINGS
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SHOUTS: Arggghhhh!
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Oh, no!
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Help! Hit him!
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Albert! Albert! The gun! Oh, yeah.
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What you doing? Don't be silly!
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Oh, God! No!
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Albert! Hit him! I'm trying, I'm
looking for something.
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Oh, argh!
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Argh! Get the head! Get the
fucking head!
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Albert! Stop moving!
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Please stop, please stop!
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Arghhhh!
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Fuck me! You killed him.
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CRYING: I, I didn't mean to kill him.
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I didn't mean to kill you, mate.
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I didn't mean to kill you. I've
never done anything like this before,
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I didn't know what I was doing.
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Jesus Christ, Albert.
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Fuck! You told me to hit him in the
head. Yeah, not with the side of the shovel.
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Who hits someone in the head with a
side of a shovel?
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Oh, I do apologise, mate. I've never
been trained in the sacred art of hitting someone
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in the head with a fucking shovel.
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CRYING: Oh, God!
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CRYING
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Well, look, I probably would have
killed him, anyway.
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ALBERT SOBS
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I didn't mean to do it.
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SOBBING
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Oy! Sidney? Sidney Wilson, what you
doing around here?
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Here he is. I thought I'd come down
and see if you needed any help with anything.
242
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:09,239
Just, you know, gold mines or whatever.
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00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,719
They've got me, mate, on me Jack
Jones, running about town to pick up
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this smelter. You are joking me?
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No. That's so out of order. I tell
you what, that sounds like a
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two-man job, as well, doesn't it?
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Cos it is a two-man job, Sid. I
don't care what anyone else says about you, Sid,
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I actually think you're all right.
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Happy to help. Happy to help.
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Smelting, if you didn't know, which
I didn't, is a posh word for melting.
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CRUEL SUMMER BY BANANARAMA
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♪ Strange voices are saying.
What did they say? ♪
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PHONE RINGS
Things I can't understand...♪
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Hello, Alberto's! Albert's killed a man.
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What? Don't worry, I'm prepared to
wear it.
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Is he...? Is Albert OK?
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Well, no, not really, he's not OK.
He's killed a man, he's like in a state of shock.
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He's sort of pissing himself. I haven't checked
the back end but I think that's going as well.
259
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Erm. Great.
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That's great. No, it's not great.
He's killed a man with a shovel.
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Super. Definitely not super.
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I'm not equipped to deal with this.
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OK, look, I'll be right down. I'll
be right down, yeah. ASAP, please.
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Bye.
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What is it? What's happened? Albert,
he's planning a surprise.
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I love surprises.
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What is it? I can't tell you that.
It would ruin the surprise.
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Tell me, Tash. No, I can't. Tell me,
tell me, tell me. No, I can't.
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I can't tell you. Erm, I'll be back.
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Might take a while, I'll meet you
there. So, you're not coming back here?
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Make sure you don't tell the girls.
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OK, so I'm involved in the surprise.
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I won't tell the girls, even though,
I don't know what it is.
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Good. OK, I'll be right back.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just bloody Albert,
you know what he's like with these things.
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♪ You're not the only one...♪
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SOBBING
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Oh, he keeps staring at me. Oh, God.
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Is that Tash? Please don't say it's
someone else, I can't kill anyone else.
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It's Mick. Oh, God!
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SOBS
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Oi, oi! Jesus fucking Christ!
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Fuck's happened here?
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Who's that? What's he doing here,
the grass?
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I'm not getting cut out, that's what
I'm doing here, all right?
286
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,319
If we're making a decision to cut Sidney
out, I need to be consulted on such matters.
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We're not making a decision to cut
Sidney out of anything.
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We don't cut no-one out of nothing
from now on.
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Big Mick and Sidney are back in the
loop. Now, who's this fella?
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SOBBING: Stop shouting, please. I
don't know who he is but I've killed him.
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My guess is he's undercover Old Bill.
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One of your lot, Sid. Oh, one of my
lot? Yeah, one of your lot.
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Well, I'm not the one who's been
inviting the police to the party.
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Well, that's what happens with
undercovers. SHOUTING: No, hey, no.
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Albie? It's your big cousin, Mick,
are you all right, son?
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I know who you are, Mick, obviously.
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The main thing is he knows who we are.
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Albert, is it just the killing
what's upset you,
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or is there something else on your
mind? Course, it's just the killing!
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00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,799
Well, he's pissed himself,
he's screaming, weeping...
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CAR TYRES CRUNCHING
There's a car.
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Oh, God! Is it Tash?
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I'll throw Albert on my shoulders,
I can run five miles with the man.
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I would not touch him.
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00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,239
Oh, my God, Albie! Are you all
right?
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ALBERT WEEPS
Thank God!
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Fucking hell!
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00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,639
Did you do that? Yeah, yeah,
I didn't mean to do it.
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00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,719
He was trying to kill Phil so I had
to save him.
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To be fair, I was beasting him.
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Sidney, what are you doing here?
Why am I the centre of attention?
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There's a dead man on the floor. We do
not know he is dead, Tash, that's the thing.
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We've not done all the tests.
He's got a shovel in his head, Mick,
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he's probably dead. He's dead, yeah.
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He is dead, yeah, I've kicked him
three times.
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At least, brain dead. Do we know
who he is?
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My hope in this scenario would be
this. He's a Joe Nobody.
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A travelling salesman, that's popped
in here to keep out of wind and rain
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and Albert's caved his head in with
a shovel.
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SOBBING: Oh, great, so I've killed
an innocent man.
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00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,879
OK, OK. OK, all right.
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00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,039
Er, we need to get rid of this body
before Billy gets here.
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00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,639
Right, we need to get rid of this
body before Billy gets here.
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Sidney, you take the shovel out of his bonce.
Why've I got to do it? I've got weak wrists.
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You wanted to get involved, so get
fucking involved.
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Exactly. You grass.
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Quick as you can, mate.
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ALBERT: Careful with his head,
please, please.
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Bit late for that, Albert, mate.
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You know the reason a body puts on
more weight, right, when it's dead?
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That's why they call it a dead weight.
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That's where that phrase comes from,
Tash, mate.
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Yeah. It would have been easier if
he was naked.
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It would be more slippery.
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Someone you know? What?
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00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,519
Oh! Who's this somebody? Who's that?
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The man who's going to sort out this
little mess you've got yourselves into.
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The mess you got us into. You told
us to come here.
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Oh, my God!
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Mr English.
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00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,239
Oh, Billy English. Phil Pocket, the,
er, The Captain.
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I am in charge of this firm here,
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Clive Cornell, second-in-command.
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00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,759
Oh, right, I was gonna go for the
mafia-style double kiss,
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but I'm happy with a handshake if
you are.
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ALBERT SOBBING
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Albert?
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00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,439
Albert. Come on. I'm going to need
you to calm down. OK.
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00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:18,799
Now, Natasha, take him home, get him
cleaned up, burn his clothes, then,
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go to the children's birthday party.
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00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,279
Mick and Phil, you will need to
dispose of the body. I would suggest the woods.
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00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,439
I will arrange for someone to
collect his vehicle.
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00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,439
Took the words right out of my mouth, er,
we was about to go and do that ourselves, actually.
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00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,199
Er, we are experienced in
disposing of cars, vehicles, bodies or whatever.
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00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,319
Blew the shit out of a van, Bill, mate.
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00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:40,230
But we'll dispose of the body, you
use your people for the vehicle, no problem.
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00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,079
We will take care of everything.
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Just, just breathe, Albert.
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00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,719
How are you so calm about all of
this?
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00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,799
You've stolen 30 million pounds'
worth of gold bullion. Yeah.
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00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,799
These sort of hiccups, are to be expected.
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Where is your gold, at the moment?
Shut up, Sid.
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00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,999
Well, I'm just saying I could
help, if you needed me to... You?
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Stay here. Stay here in the barn.
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MUSIC: Atmosphere by Joy Division
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FEMALE VOICE OVER: We were past the
point of no return.
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00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,199
Our secret lives invading our normal ones.
368
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,839
Thinking about it, our lives never
really went back to normal after that day.
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00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:29,959
They couldn't really.
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00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,119
MUSIC: Atmosphere by Joy Division
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♪ Walk in silence
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♪ Don't walk away
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♪ In silence
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00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,199
♪ See the danger... ♪
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What was the surprise? Oh, er, it
didn't happen in the end, babe.
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♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪
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♪ ..Endless talking... ♪
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00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,679
♪ ..Happy birthday to you... ♪
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♪ ..Life rebuilding...♪
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00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,399
♪ ..Happy birthday to Adriana and
Antonia... ♪
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00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,759
♪ ..Don't walk away... ♪
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♪ ..Happy birthday to you. ♪
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MUSIC: Atmosphere by Joy Division
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MUSIC CONTINUES
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello! Who is it? Shh, shh!
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00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,799
Hello? Pocket, I've been calling you
all day.
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00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,159
Has my cousin Lance paid you a
visit, yet?
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Lance? Yes, Lance.
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00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,559
Give him my gold. OK.
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00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:56,439
Erm, out of curiosity, what does
Lance look like?
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Just for when I see him.
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00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,640
Bald. Six foot. Scar under his
left eye.
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00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,480
OK, yeah, I'll let you know when he
pops by.
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SIGHS
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00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,760
All right?
397
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,359
Clive didn't send Billy.
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00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,599
Clive sent Lance.
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00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,719
No, no, no, Ma McTavish sent Billy.
400
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,119
Who's Ma McTavish? Who's Lance?
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00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,239
That's Lance.
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00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,239
What I'm learning, Phil mate, is
that there's a lot of names in organised crime,
403
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,040
it's hard to keep track of them.
404
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,599
I suppose every cloud...?
405
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,880
What? What's the silver lining in
this situation?
406
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,480
Well, it's nice to put a name to a face.
407
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,199
Lance.
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DOUBLE BASS
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MUSIC: Save Me by Nina Simone
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♪ Save me
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♪ Somebody save me. ♪
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INSTRUMENTAL CONTINUES
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♪ Hey, hey, hey
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♪ Save me
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00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,519
♪ Save, save, save, save
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00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,919
♪ Save me
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00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,439
♪ Save, save, save, save
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♪ Save, save me. ♪
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