Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:00:16:19 00:00:43:10 Antytila - TDME song... 00:00:57:11 00:01:00:10 Nikusya, daughter, get up, the breakfast is ready 00:01:01:07 00:01:05:18 Veronika! Darling, wake up! The breakfast is already on the table. 00:01:06:08 00:01:09:16 Daughter, have you been surfing the internet till midnight again? Now you can't get up? 00:01:09:16 00:01:14:06 Get up! |Well, I can't be late today, it's very important! 00:01:21:22 00:01:25:16 Nika, well, do you have a conscience? Get up now! 00:01:26:04 00:01:27:22 Nika! 00:01:34:08 00:01:35:23 Nika, you okay? 00:01:36:09 00:01:41:12 If I'm late because of you, I'll kill the deal! Who's gonna feed us for the whole year? 00:01:41:12 00:01:43:14 You cannot get up, can't you? 00:01:45:02 00:01:48:17 Daughter, can you hear me? 00:01:52:20 00:02:02:19 Nika! Oh my God. Don't say it... Nika! Nika! Nika! Nika! 00:02:03:24 00:02:10:15 Nika, daughter! 00:02:13:10 00:02:15:13 Hello, hello? 00:02:16:02 00:02:28:10 The child seems to have taken an overdose! 15 y.o. 137 Kyivska Str. apt. 14. Please, hurry up! 00:02:29:04 00:02:46:06 Nika! Nika! Nika, can you hear me? Good lord! Nika, daughter. Wake up, please, I'm beggin you, wake up! Wake up! 00:02:46:06 00:03:03:13 Where are you heading? 00:03:03:13 00:03:04:14 I really need to... 00:03:04:14 00:03:06:19 Get th outta here, looser! 00:03:12:05 00:03:22:03 Cool! Nice! Dope! Cool! Dope! 00:03:22:12 00:03:25:23 Good morning, Lesya Artemivna, g'morning, how are you? 00:03:25:23 00:03:27:23 I welcome you! How were your weekends? 00:03:27:23 00:03:31:01 Nothing much. 00:03:31:16 00:03:35:01 Ihor Serhiiovych I just wanted to remind you. Today's the last day of Valentyna Pavlivna. 00:03:35:01 00:03:37:06 At 2 o'clock today there will be a buffet table. 00:03:37:06 00:03:37:19 Are you gonna attend? 00:03:37:19 00:03:38:17 Well... 00:03:38:17 00:03:41:21 Well, you could say a few words, if you don't want then I could do it. 00:03:42:02 00:03:43:17 Oh, no, thank you, I'll do it myself. Aha. 00:03:43:17 00:03:47:03 And today's the last term of the documents submission for the English Language Olympiad. 00:03:47:03 00:03:48:02 What shall we do? 00:03:48:02 00:03:50:06 We won't declare ourselves. 00:03:50:14 00:03:52:16 There is practically no chance of winning. 00:03:52:20 00:03:58:23 Last week I spoke with 3 Foreign Language University Graduates. 00:03:59:03 00:04:00:24 Nobody wants to work in the school. 00:04:01:09 00:04:05:02 Samoylov! You'll kiss at home! Havrylenko, what kinda look is that?! 00:04:05:24 00:04:10:04 Pasha, how was the game on Sunday? Congratulation are in order? 00:04:10:10 00:04:12:10 Yeah, Viktor Serhiiovych, bat them around like a cat toy! 00:04:12:10 00:04:15:16 Oh, attaboys, 3:1! 00:04:15:16 00:04:23:16 Ah, Lola, uhm, listen, I didn't quite like about what you said in your blog last Saturday. 00:04:24:04 00:04:26:04 If you have a minute, come in and we'll discuss. Ok? 00:04:26:04 00:04:27:01 Alright! Good bye! 00:04:29:13 00:04:33:14 Khrystyna, how are you doing there? 00:04:33:23 00:04:35:21 Ihor Serhiiovych, let's get back to our discussion! 00:04:35:21 00:04:41:07 I've already told you that there's no sense in..I beg you, let's settle this down... 00:04:44:12 00:04:46:01 Where did she get the pills? 00:04:46:01 00:04:47:06 I don't know! 00:04:47:10 00:04:49:08 I have no clue where did she get em! 00:04:49:08 00:04:53:21 I'm always stuck at work. That's all my fault! 00:04:54:11 00:04:58:18 I beg you, please, save my daughter! 00:04:59:00 00:05:01:24 Please, I beg you! Darling, knock it off. 00:05:02:12 00:05:04:16 This isn't the time to point fingers. 00:05:04:22 00:05:06:08 It's time to save your daughter. 00:05:07:09 00:05:08:05 You better help me. 00:05:08:16 00:05:10:03 Where are you taking her? 00:05:10:05 00:05:11:10 To the intensive care unit. 00:05:11:18 00:05:13:07 Pray we're that lucky! 00:05:14:13 00:05:16:05 Follow us right behind. 00:05:16:23 00:05:19:09 There's not enough room in the Ambulance. 00:05:39:21 00:05:47:20 Tetianocka? Hi, it's me. For once, I might become righ at last. 00:05:49:04 00:05:51:15 Tetianochka, tell me, are you still looking for a job? 00:05:53:10 00:05:53:21 Would you join us? 00:05:55:15 00:06:00:07 The incredible resource is retiring today. So I'd love to apply you. 00:06:01:21 00:06:06:07 Ugh! No-no! There's nothing to negotiate with the principal. 00:06:06:07 00:06:08:21 You know very well that it's me who wears the pants. 00:06:12:15 00:06:14:18 So, I mean that kind of business. 00:06:15:04 00:06:16:24 Bear with me a minute. 00:06:17:06 00:06:20:01 Daryna Petrivna, excuse me. 00:06:20:12 00:06:23:06 Lesia Artemivna, I didn't hear you knocking! 00:06:23:12 00:06:26:22 We'll talk when I'm done. Please, wait. 00:06:27:01 00:06:28:15 Excuse me. 00:06:36:01 00:06:38:16 So where were we? 00:06:38:21 00:06:42:05 You're gonna love it here, I assure you! 00:07:01:02 00:07:01:13 *peeing* 00:07:02:20 00:07:09:01 *hiding* 00:07:10:16 00:07:12:21 *listening to the lady pooping* 00:07:16:07 00:07:17:06 Who's there? 00:07:19:06 00:07:20:12 Who's there? Spill the beans! 00:07:22:10 00:07:22:24 Huh? 00:07:22:24 00:07:24:11 Why aren't you talking? 00:07:24:11 00:07:26:01 It's me, Nata! 00:07:28:11 00:07:29:22 Well what was that, Nata? 00:07:30:14 00:07:33:05 That was just my cellphone. 00:07:33:05 00:07:39:13 Gee, you couldn't set a better ringtone, could you? 00:07:39:13 00:07:42:03 Those kids are getting weirder and weirder. 00:07:42:22 00:07:48:18 For example, here's a decent song. Singing out loud. 00:07:48:18 00:07:52:02 Singing out loud. 00:07:52:02 00:08:01:01 Hello, mom, I can't speak right now. Mom, I'm telling ya I can't speak right now! 00:08:01:03 00:08:02:01 (Alright, bye) Over, psst. 00:08:17:11 00:08:19:03 Freeze! 00:08:19:03 00:08:21:08 So you say Nata? 00:08:21:16 00:08:22:01 It's just, they just didn't let me.. 00:08:22:01 00:08:22:11 Oh, yeah? 00:08:23:08 00:08:24:21 Get ready for a Customs verification! 00:08:25:06 00:08:27:02 You go to the principal and explain it to him! 00:08:27:02 00:08:29:01 To the principal, c`mon! 00:08:29:01 00:08:31:12 You know you are in trouble, don't you? C'mon, c'mon! 00:08:32:22 00:08:37:02 *Teacher speaks English with strong Ukrainian accent* 00:08:37:02 00:08:38:10 Lolita! 00:08:40:06 00:08:45:14 *Continues speaking Ukrainian English* 00:08:45:14 00:08:50:14 Help me, call an ambulance, hurry up! 00:08:51:03 00:08:55:07 Olena Semenivna, call an ambulance ASAP! Please, help! 00:09:05:18 00:09:06:17 Cut! 00:09:07:17 00:09:10:04 Idiots, she doesn't breathe! Morons. 00:09:22:16 00:09:22:23 C'mon! 00:09:22:23 00:09:27:02 Here, Ihor Serhiiovych, admire! 00:09:27:13 00:09:30:05 Caught him in women's WC. 00:09:30:16 00:09:35:04 In addition he talked to me in a girl's voice and called himself Nata! 00:09:35:19 00:09:36:07 Can you imagine? 00:09:36:14 00:09:39:15 Thank you. C'mon, have a seat. 00:09:40:13 00:09:45:10 Mariia Pavlivna, I'll talk to him, you are free to go. 00:09:45:10 00:09:45:19 Aight! Thanks. 00:09:53:23 00:09:56:15 Aight. Come by! I'll come, I'll come. We'll be waiting, see you! 00:10:00:09 00:10:06:05 So, Jean, what did you do in the women's toilet talking in a girl voice? 00:10:06:17 00:10:10:20 They didn't let me in the men's toilet, but I really needed! 00:10:11:06 00:10:19:02 And then Mariia Pavlivna appeared. I didn't mean no offence, that's why when she asked me, I told I was Nata. 00:10:22:05 00:10:25:09 Well, I appreciate your cleverness. 00:10:25:20 00:10:31:13 But just for the record, use appropriate WC, clear? 00:10:31:10 00:10:32:03 Yes. 00:10:33:18 00:10:37:03 Ihor Serhiiovych, Olena Semenivna doesn't breate! 00:10:38:06 00:10:50:22 Mary, darling lemme sleep just a bit, please! 00:10:56:15 00:11:01:02 Hello, dad? Are you still in the bed? 00:11:01:02 00:11:04:00 No, of course, I've been up for quite a while! I've been jogging early. 00:11:04:07 00:11:06:03 We've got a problem, come pick me up! 00:11:06:03 00:11:07:04 Pick you up right now? 00:11:07:04 00:11:09:16 Well, no, listen I can't, take a lift! 00:11:09:21 00:11:11:03 I'm feeling out of sorts today. 00:11:11:03 00:11:13:16 Alright, alright, alright, alright... alright. 00:11:17:21 00:11:22:21 *rubbing doggo's spine* I'm sowy, friend, I'm sorry, I screwed up. 00:11:22:16 00:11:24:14 I'll change! 00:11:25:17 00:11:28:01 I'm all ears, guys! 00:11:28:18 00:11:30:08 You just nearly killed a woman! 00:11:31:04 00:11:36:11 So? Shall I call Police or your parents? 00:11:38:00 00:11:39:01 What shall we do? 00:11:39:01 00:11:43:13 What do you say? 00:11:46:13 00:11:48:14 Gee, it's about to rain. Let's get outta here. 00:11:48:21 00:11:52:06 Oh, forget it, cross your fingers, our videos haven't recieved likes for quite a while! 00:11:53:01 00:11:56:09 Maybe we shouldn't have uploaded this? I feel bad for the teacher. 00:11:56:13 00:11:57:19 Nazar and Anton are morons. 00:11:57:19 00:12:00:16 Don't sweat, everyone hates teachers! 00:12:00:16 00:12:03:06 By the way this video's gonna hit 10k likes! 00:12:03:17 00:12:06:00 Well, not everyone.. Learn from the master, Pasha. 00:12:06:00 00:12:10:02 There are 3 things that people care the most about: death, sex and scandal. 00:12:10:11 00:12:14:18 Actually recently I have been promoted to do a commercial about hairdryers. 00:12:14:18 00:12:16:20 So what has it to do with the English teacher? 00:12:17:07 00:12:21:00 The more views it gains, the more I could gain from the sponsors. 00:12:21:00 00:12:23:19 Nothing personal, just business. 00:12:27:22 00:12:29:19 What hospital she'd been taken to? 00:12:29:19 00:12:31:11 To the Emergency Aid Hospital. 00:12:32:03 00:12:35:21 This can't go on! Of course. 00:12:36:04 00:12:38:17 I told you many times to quit that stupid job! 00:12:38:17 00:12:41:18 I don't mean myself, I'm talking about you! You have to do something! 00:12:41:18 00:12:44:24 Instead of hanging out in that pub... 00:12:44:24 00:12:46:12 It's a bar, dad! 00:12:46:15 00:12:49:01 Bar... Gut-rot stuff. 00:12:52:12 00:12:56:23 Listen I told you already if I'm not getting back to America, my life won't change. 00:12:57:03 00:13:00:09 What if you won't ever get back? 00:12:59:24 00:13:02:18 I will, this is not a negotiation. 00:13:14:16 00:13:18:01 Hello! Good afternoon! 00:13:18:15 00:13:19:06 Hi! 00:13:19:15 00:13:20:08 It's a pleasure. 00:13:20:16 00:13:24:12 I told you, bonehead! 00:13:25:18 00:13:27:05 So, did I tell you or not? 00:13:27:13 00:13:28:04 Yes. 00:13:28:04 00:13:28:22 I can't hear you! 00:13:28:22 00:13:29:17 Yes! 00:13:29:17 00:13:30:21 I can't hear you! 00:13:30:21 00:13:31:12 Yes! 00:13:32:01 00:13:34:04 Good. With things to go! 00:13:34:04 00:13:36:07 You're gonna spend the night in Police department. 00:13:36:17 00:13:37:22 Might gonna think about your own future. 00:13:38:21 00:13:41:21 Petr Semenovych, why are you so tough? It's a child! 00:13:42:10 00:13:46:02 Well, the joke was unsuccessful indeed, who's amongst us without sin... 00:13:46:16 00:13:47:07 The joke you say? 00:13:47:07 00:13:51:13 I didn't go to work for the police to keep a juvenile delinquent at home! 00:13:51:08 00:13:54:09 Let's go! I beg your pardon. 00:13:54:10 00:13:55:07 Bye. 00:13:56:14 00:13:59:10 If you need something, lemme know. 00:13:59:24 00:14:01:11 Petre Semenovychu! 00:14:01:11 00:14:03:02 Yes? We would need a new security guard. 00:14:03:10 00:14:03:18 Aight. 00:14:03:23 00:14:04:15 Consider it done. 00:14:04:15 00:14:05:06 Thank U. 00:14:05:20 00:14:06:09 Move it! 00:14:07:08 00:14:09:22 When it comes to a harassment, you are such a hero... 00:14:11:02 00:14:17:13 Aight. I'm waiting for ur father. If he doesn't come today, you'll join your lad. 00:14:18:08 00:14:19:00 Understand? 00:14:19:13 00:14:21:17 Call ur father now. 00:14:25:03 00:14:26:15 Go to the car and wait for me. 00:14:26:15 00:14:28:07 Dad, I won't do it again anymore. 00:14:28:19 00:14:29:07 Do what I said! 00:14:29:15 00:14:31:02 Go to the car! 00:14:49:13 00:14:55:05 Listen, I'll get by with my kid, he caused some troubles, prankster. 00:14:55:03 00:14:59:21 Prepare a separate cell, he'd stay there alone to get wiser. 00:15:00:20 00:15:06:12 But feed him, give him some bun, compote, but without speech. 00:15:06:12 00:15:07:13 Kay, bye. 00:15:25:09 00:15:25:21 Hey! 00:15:27:21 00:15:29:02 A psychiatry is in another direction! 00:15:33:21 00:15:34:20 Get lost! 00:15:34:24 00:15:37:03 Listen, I've got a sick man, so I'm gonna call Police! 00:15:37:05 00:15:39:11 I don't care! 00:15:39:24 00:15:40:07 Dammit! 00:15:41:15 00:15:42:17 Lower than whale shit... 00:15:46:14 00:15:48:04 So, what's up, son? 00:15:49:03 00:15:52:17 A scratch, a small one. 00:15:52:17 00:15:54:11 Find a spot, park it up. 00:15:55:01 00:15:57:06 What should I tell the insurance? 00:15:57:06 00:15:58:18 Tell em got scratched on a parking. 00:16:07:05 00:16:11:11 Ur daughter's life's not in danger. 00:16:11:11 00:16:13:01 You were in time! 00:16:13:20 00:16:17:13 We flushed her stomack, there ain't gonna be no consequences. 00:16:18:02 00:16:31:03 Well, I mean physically. However she tried to commit a suicide so we are obliged to register her with a neuropsychiatric dispensary. 00:16:32:03 00:16:35:12 Listen, she's not a self-killer! She's actually fine! 00:16:35:12 00:16:42:08 It's just.. We quarrelled yesterday because she spends a lot of time surfing web. 00:16:42:08 00:16:45:08 I told her I'll cut down the computer. And that's it! 00:16:46:00 00:16:48:05 She decided to throw me a scare. 00:16:48:05 00:16:51:12 However, I assume it's not just because of the quarrelling. 00:16:51:17 00:16:58:20 Would you mind telling me about your conversations on her school life? 00:16:59:13 00:17:01:16 Well I guess she's doing really fine there. 00:17:01:16 00:17:05:14 Maybe she had conflicts with her class mates? 00:17:05:22 00:17:08:02 Ain't nothing but a chicken wing, I'm telling ya! 00:17:08:02 00:17:09:10 Or it's first time I hear about it! 00:17:11:02 00:17:16:08 I see, you don't know anything about ur dautghter's private life. 00:17:17:22 00:17:23:08 She's been trying to cut her veins a couple of times! 00:17:23:08 00:17:24:17 She's got several scars on her wrists. 00:17:25:15 00:17:27:23 Some of them are fresh! 00:17:36:20 00:17:38:16 Calm down, maybe glass of water? How? 00:17:39:06 00:17:41:08 How come I wasn't aware about that? 00:17:42:07 00:17:44:10 What am I doing? 00:17:45:03 00:17:52:22 At first, calm down, secondly perhaps change ur life and take care of ur daugher. 00:17:53:21 00:18:00:09 She's sick. I'd say she has a neurotic disorder with a behavioral suicidal nature. 00:18:01:22 00:18:04:01 She's not sick, she's not sick! 00:18:04:01 00:18:09:14 Listen, you should go to specialists. Deal with it. 00:18:10:00 00:18:13:11 Otherwise it might have bad consequences. U understand? 00:18:19:04 00:18:24:13 How can I help her, tell me! I wanna rescue my daughter. 00:18:24:13 00:18:32:01 I'm not sure about what the specialists might tell you but I assume you just need a different scene. 00:18:32:11 00:18:34:17 In the first place, transfer your daughter to another school. 00:18:35:01 00:18:37:02 Aight? And stay with her. 00:18:37:13 00:18:42:05 Because next time there could be no chance. 00:18:43:06 00:18:44:04 She's not sick! 00:18:46:18 00:18:55:14 Dad, stay here and I'll find the teacher. What's her name? Kutsenko Olena Semenivna. Thank you, Sashko. 00:18:55:14 00:19:10:22 *looking at her* 00:19:12:01 00:19:14:14 Here, blow! 00:19:15:12 00:19:16:05 Thanx. 00:19:19:23 00:19:25:06 That's a stupid Hollywood movies question, but are you okay? 00:19:25:18 00:19:27:06 No, I'm not. 00:19:29:17 00:19:32:22 Today I nearly lost my daughter! 00:19:33:24 00:19:35:21 She took an overdose. 00:19:37:24 00:19:40:24 I'm sorry. And how old is she? 00:19:41:16 00:19:46:17 15. Oh, hard in-between stage! 00:19:47:09 00:19:49:15 Whatever the parents do, it's all wrong! 00:19:51:02 00:19:54:08 Actually I've done all wrong. 00:19:55:06 00:19:57:21 I gave her birth early, 00:19:57:21 00:20:00:02 I worked hard from dawn until dusk, 00:20:00:03 00:20:02:11 To give her everything I didn't have. 00:20:02:12 00:20:06:10 I didn't have enough time for all that children stuff like reading, cartoons time. 00:20:09:24 00:20:11:23 At some point we've lost the connection. 00:20:11:24 00:20:15:18 I wasn't aware of how she lived. 00:20:15:18 00:20:19:23 And that's me, who'd likely control every thing. 00:20:19:23 00:20:25:07 Believe me, I know what I say. 00:20:25:08 00:20:31:22 Sometimes the moms who spend all the time with their families 00:20:31:23 00:20:36:09 They don't have a clue what do their kids really do. 00:20:36:09 00:20:39:19 Thank you! 00:20:47:16 00:20:51:24 I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have done that stuff on the parking 00:20:52:00 00:20:54:19 I was just afraid for my daughter. 00:20:54:20 00:20:57:00 It's okay. 00:20:57:01 00:20:59:07 I am sorry, have I caused any damage to your car? 00:20:59:23 00:21:02:19 Well, just a bit, no big deal! 00:21:03:16 00:21:05:02 I'll pay for it as much as needed. 00:21:05:03 00:21:06:04 Just leave it. 00:21:08:07 00:21:16:03 Usually I don't usually do this, but here's my card in case you change ur mind. Thank you! 00:21:16:04 00:21:23:02 *some illegible Ukrainian peace of speech* 00:21:23:13 00:21:24:06 Lolita! 00:21:24:07 00:21:26:03 Text: Is this Lola an idiot to post this? The woman nearly had died! I wish Lolita had a heart attack! 00:21:26:03 00:21:27:19 Text: a stupid buch of jerks nearly killed a teacher, another idiotess posted it and lols. Unsubscribed 00:21:27:20 00:21:31:24 Text: lola, grow old!!!! *English phrase* 00:21:36:11 00:21:39:06 report this creep! 00:21:40:21 00:21:49:14 I don't get it! Why? That's so hilarious, really funny when they ran in and stuff. Why the folk don't appreciate it? 00:21:49:15 00:21:53:04 Look what they say - I'm an idiot to post this. 00:21:55:22 00:22:08:13 Pronto? Yeah that's me! So you watched it. No you got it wrong! It's a prank! I was about to post that the teacher is alright. 00:22:08:14 00:22:12:20 No-no, please! 00:22:12:20 00:22:15:03 Listen! 00:22:15:04 00:22:23:24 What's going on? 00:22:24:00 00:22:27:02 I've lost my hairdriers stuff. They don't take me into the commerce anymore. 00:22:27:23 00:22:34:12 They told me that they watched the video. So what's the problem? Just delete it. 00:22:34:12 00:22:41:05 I can't just delete it. I'm a vlogger, I've got 200k of subscribers! 00:22:41:06 00:22:44:05 What am I gonna do? That's bummer! 00:22:46:24 00:22:50:23 Yeah, you're in trouble. 00:22:51:13 00:22:57:08 It's a virus video, it's watched big time, and there's a lot of comments, they told me that it'll be shown on TV. I dunno what to do! 00:22:58:08 00:23:00:05 Relax, we'll settle it down. 00:23:07:15 00:23:13:23 Pasha, that's a real business, what if they expell me from school, don't you understand? 00:23:22:00 00:23:23:15 I got your back. 00:23:30:22 00:23:34:19 Dad, what's up? The heart? Of course it hurts. 00:23:35:20 00:23:39:14 Our school applied for participation in the English Language Olympiad. 00:23:39:14 00:23:45:22 But the teacher in the hospital! Heart attack! Where are we supposed to find her a replace? 00:23:45:22 00:23:52:23 No, dad, no way, I'm totally incompatible with the school. Never. 00:23:52:24 00:23:57:11 Never say never. 00:23:57:11 00:24:01:14 Listen I've got a lot of chores to run, the appelation documents, really. 00:24:01:15 00:24:02:24 You don't like children, do you? 00:24:03:00 00:24:07:03 What on earth it has to do with kids? I just can't and that's it. 00:24:07:03 00:24:12:14 It's fine, son, I wasn't actually expecting that you'd understand me. 00:24:14:11 00:24:21:08 Alright, alright, I'll do my best, however only till the Olympiad or unless you'll find a replace. 00:24:21:09 00:24:24:06 Oh no, it'll be too hard for you, no. 00:24:24:07 00:24:29:00 Listen, there isn't much I haven't seen. 00:24:38:05 00:24:40:14 Lola, don't sweat it, you'll be fine! 00:24:51:23 00:24:53:13 Turn on your camera! 00:24:54:15 00:24:55:11 Why? 00:24:55:12 00:25:00:10 Everyone's now watching parkour. Million likes, 100500 channels, there's kinda sport. 00:25:01:15 00:25:02:15 So, what? 00:25:02:16 00:25:08:24 Look, I'm gonna do smt, you record, post it, describe like "AMAZING, EVERYONE WATCH, UNBELIEVABLE PARKOUR!!!" 00:25:08:24 00:25:11:08 And everyone will forget about the teacher! 00:25:10:24 00:25:12:19 Sounds a bit creepy. 00:25:13:11 00:25:15:06 Don't sweat it, I'm sporty! Hold on. 00:25:15:06 00:25:27:14 Text: Hun, you should film blockbusters!!! <3 00:25:31:15 00:25:32:11 Text: Lola!!! AAAAHHHH! Awesome vid!!! <3 00:25:38:18 00:25:40:15 Dude, vasyunya is a sketch! is he immortal or smt? 00:26:01:12 00:26:08:17 You see, that was just a prank and nobody has expected such consequences. 00:26:08:17 00:26:10:21 However, the teacher has gotten a heart attack and taken to the hospital. 00:26:10:22 00:26:12:12 What should I do? 00:26:12:13 00:26:16:10 I cannot but expell Nazar today! 00:26:16:10 00:26:19:10 Havrylo Oleksiiovych, I like your son very much 00:26:19:11 00:26:25:18 He's intelligent, he's hilarious, he's crafty. 00:26:25:19 00:26:28:05 And, to tell the truth who among us hasn't pranked in the childhood? 00:26:30:02 00:26:33:07 However, there are rules and Ministerial order. 00:26:33:07 00:26:36:04 And I cannot just ignore that. 00:26:36:05 00:26:38:01 Do you understand? I can't. 00:26:38:02 00:26:42:24 I'm really very sorry but I'll find a way to repay the teacher. 00:26:42:24 00:26:45:09 I'm gonna pay her hospitall bills in full. 00:26:45:09 00:26:48:03 And after she's discharged, I'll take her to a Spa. 00:26:48:12 00:26:53:08 At my own expence. Give it to her if you can. 00:26:54:03 00:26:56:19 That's very noble of yours. 00:26:57:24 00:27:05:01 Let me know if there's something you need. However, Nazar has to finish at least this year. 00:27:05:02 00:27:07:22 You see, exams soon. 00:27:07:23 00:27:10:19 It's not entirely up to me, you know? 00:27:10:20 00:27:16:04 I need to negotiate with the principal, I need to negotiate with the Regional Administration. 00:27:21:08 00:27:27:07 I'll see what I can do, but no promises. 00:27:27:07 00:27:32:17 Freeze! 00:27:37:04 00:27:38:04 What's going on here? 00:27:38:05 00:27:40:08 Lola, Nata? 00:27:41:11 00:27:42:07 Wait up, Lola! 00:27:43:08 00:27:44:18 Nata! 00:27:54:19 00:28:00:06 I'll start tomorrow. I'm taking this leaper to the Police department. 00:28:00:07 00:28:02:03 Might wanna talk about life. 00:28:02:23 00:28:05:08 Pasha, so what was that? 00:28:05:09 00:28:11:03 Let him go! Go to my office and wait for me. 00:28:11:03 00:28:15:23 And you're coming with me, I'll introduce you to the colleagues. 00:28:19:01 00:28:22:04 Sign: Thank you for your work!!! Sound: Enjoy your retirement! 00:28:22:05 00:28:24:00 Why are you so sad, Anton Volodymyrovych? 00:28:24:00 00:28:26:14 What should I be happy about? 00:28:26:24 00:28:28:15 Olena Semenivna is in hospital, 00:28:28:16 00:28:31:14 the kids go beyond more and more. 00:28:31:15 00:28:35:04 There's only one influence for them - the Internet. 00:28:35:04 00:28:41:14 Kids love you for sure! I've told Olena Semenivna to give her ticker the once-over. 00:28:41:15 00:28:46:13 She would go to the pharmacy every single day, as for the heart-check she's lacking of time. 00:28:46:14 00:28:50:15 That's true, Olya. 00:28:50:16 00:28:52:10 I beg your pardon. 00:28:52:11 00:28:56:05 Everything's gonna be fine! 00:28:56:06 00:28:57:18 Everything's gonna be great! 00:28:57:19 00:29:00:22 Lesya Artemivna, what's up? 00:29:01:12 00:29:08:09 I just wanted to ask you for the tech stuff for my classroom. I need at least 5 microscopes and 1 skeleton. 00:29:08:09 00:29:10:20 Because the old one is broken. 00:29:10:20 00:29:15:23 5 microscopes and 1 skeleton. Lesya Artemivna, did you know I got my funding cut? 00:29:15:24 00:29:17:07 Did you know it? 00:29:17:08 00:29:23:16 I've gotta choose every day - whether to feed the kids from needy families or to buy something new for the school. 00:29:23:17 00:29:27:01 The purchase list is extremely long! 00:29:27:02 00:29:29:06 Computer Science teacher is asking for a computer, 00:29:29:06 00:29:31:24 The gym teacher is asking for new equipment, 00:29:32:00 00:29:35:08 But what should I do? It makes me dizzy. 00:29:37:03 00:29:38:20 I feel you. 00:29:38:20 00:29:42:13 You understand me. You know what, I've got an idea! 00:29:42:13 00:29:45:17 Maybe you ask your Deputy husband for a fund? 00:29:45:18 00:29:49:08 Perhaps he's more capable than me. 00:29:50:15 00:29:57:05 Olesya Artemivna, he bought you a Lexus, why would he refuse to help the school? 00:29:59:23 00:30:02:24 Lesya Artemivna, so would you ask? Thank you! 00:30:02:24 00:30:05:15 Cheers! 00:30:05:15 00:30:08:14 I recorded Pasha being nearly hit by a car! 00:30:08:15 00:30:11:00 That's gonna hit the score! 00:30:11:01 00:30:14:14 I was scared so much. I thought he would be run over by the car! 00:30:14:15 00:30:19:22 He would, yeah. Perhaps, if they would really hit him, that'd be awesome! 00:30:23:00 00:30:32:15 Dear friends, let me introduce you your temporary colleague that's gonna replace Olena Semenivna during her absence. 00:30:32:16 00:30:37:22 He's my son named Oleksandr. You can call me just Alex. 00:30:37:23 00:30:52:11 Oleksandr Ihorovych. My friends, he's a new guy here in the school, however he knows good English because he'd lived and worked in the US. 00:30:52:12 00:30:55:22 I beg you to help him to adapt here in the school. 00:30:55:22 00:31:01:00 Thank you. Submit the application we spoke about in the morning. 00:31:01:00 00:31:03:06 Sure I will. 00:31:03:12 00:31:07:10 Ihor Serhiiovych, I didn't know you've got such a lovely son! 00:31:07:11 00:31:09:09 Chip off the old block! 00:31:09:10 00:31:10:21 Thank you, thank you. 00:31:12:24 00:31:19:08 Valentyna Pavlivna, I'm sorry for beginning from the organiztion stuff, alright? 00:31:19:08 00:31:28:00 Dear friends, we gathered here to thank you for what you've done for our school. 00:31:28:00 00:31:32:23 We're proud of you! Hooray, my friends! Hooray! 00:31:35:11 00:31:40:14 Good afternoon, I'm a school nurse, Olga. I'm available at any time. 00:31:40:14 00:31:43:10 I hope I won't need medical help! 00:31:43:10 00:31:47:08 Everyone says so in the beginning, but then suddenly line up to my office. 00:31:51:16 00:31:59:03 Yes, Katrusya? What? What? I'm on my way! 00:32:03:18 00:32:09:04 Veronika is in the hospital! Only God knows how long she's gonna stay there. 00:32:09:05 00:32:14:14 By the way, she has to transfer to another school. 00:32:14:14 00:32:17:16 Because she can't stay in the old one no more. 00:32:17:16 00:32:22:05 I've learned that from the psychiatrist, not from her. 00:32:22:06 00:32:28:17 Katrusya, calm down, remember when you were of her age you wouldn't be very talkative with your parent's too! 00:32:28:18 00:32:38:13 Olya, that's true, but I'd never hurt myself, I'd not take an overdose. 00:32:38:14 00:32:50:11 I know it well though. Btw, she said that there could be a relapse, so I have to stay with her. 00:32:50:12 00:32:58:02 Katrusya, Veronika is not a predictable toddler anymore. She's 15 and that's normal. 00:32:58:02 00:33:07:12 Olya, knock it off. That's all nonsense. But what should I do? 00:33:07:12 00:33:10:11 Hold on, are you an economist by education? 00:33:10:11 00:33:11:21 So? 00:33:11:22 00:33:22:17 Our economics teacher is retiring today. And you could replace her! And when Veronice is transferred to our school, 00:33:22:18 00:33:24:15 You could control her 24/7! That's awesome! 00:33:24:16 00:33:25:17 What do you say? 00:33:25:18 00:33:34:02 Well, at first, I failed with just one kid! Secondly, I don't have any experience in teaching at all! 00:33:34:02 00:33:35:11 Aint nothing, but a chicken wing, mamacita! 00:33:35:12 00:33:44:08 Listen, you can talk to Serhiiovych, the Principal, good lad! Lemme call him now. Hold on. You know about our salaries? 00:33:44:08 00:33:49:04 Olya, I don't think it's really important now. I think so too! Hold on. 00:33:51:08 00:33:55:05 So, Pasha, I'm all ears. 00:33:55:06 00:33:56:13 Ihor Serhiiovych, I'm sorry. 00:33:56:14 00:34:04:01 That's better, but why would you do that? An intelligent man and suddenly that! 00:34:04:01 00:34:14:02 I had to. Had to? What, she wanted a funny video? What if you'd fall to death or get hit by a car? 00:34:14:03 00:34:17:14 What would your mother and the brother do? Think about it! 00:34:21:19 00:34:31:07 Tell me. Something urgent, Olya? A new teacher, is she aware about the salary? 00:34:31:08 00:34:34:17 Ah, okay-okay, she's welcome. Talk to her later. 00:34:38:01 00:34:45:07 I'm gonna talk to you like a man to a man. You're the one who wears the pants and you shouldn't be self-absorbed. 00:34:45:07 00:34:48:02 And don't buy the Lolita's whims. 00:34:48:03 00:34:54:16 You should care about your family. Do you understand me, Pasha? Yes, I got you. 00:34:54:17 00:34:57:00 This won't happen anymore. 00:35:01:01 00:35:11:24 Nazar! Question. What would you do if someone pranked at your grandma and she got a heart attack? 00:35:11:24 00:35:13:03 Punch his face! 00:35:16:09 00:35:22:10 Very well. Although it's not very logical, I'd approve it. 00:35:22:10 00:35:29:21 Unfortunately I cannot treat you that way. Again, that's not a pedagogical approach. 00:35:29:22 00:35:35:18 By the way, Olena Semenivna has only a cat among relatives. He's not gonna treat you that way as well. 00:35:38:03 00:35:43:00 Therefore, I'm going to the hospital, you're free from the lesson. 00:35:43:01 00:35:45:02 But must stay in the school. 00:35:45:03 00:35:48:17 You're going to have an extra English class. 00:35:48:17 00:35:52:20 Let's go! Anton Volodymyrovych! Wait up, we're coming with you! 00:35:52:21 00:35:55:03 Can we get away with it? 00:36:21:17 00:36:30:16 Hi, Pashka, my hero! I love you so much, that video's been viewed more that the video with Semenivna. That's awesome, I love you! 00:36:30:17 00:36:32:04 I love you too. 00:36:32:05 00:36:41:17 One more time! Do it somewhere else. Where is the teachers' room? 00:36:41:18 00:36:48:23 Straight through the corridor, to the left, first door on the right and there will be a sign. 00:37:00:04 00:37:08:12 Ihor Serhiiovych, Ihor Serhiiovych! When r u gonna have free time to talk to the new teacher? 00:37:08:12 00:37:09:06 What teacher? 00:37:09:06 00:37:14:04 An economics teacher. I interviewed her and she's ready to start by the next week. 00:37:15:04 00:37:16:04 Good afternoon. 00:37:16:05 00:37:21:15 Well, gee, I'm already about to interview a woman for this exact vacancy. 00:37:21:16 00:37:22:19 Good afternoon. 00:37:22:20 00:37:26:10 What woman? Do I know her? 00:37:26:10 00:37:29:21 Well, only if you know all the economics teacher from our city. 00:37:29:22 00:37:44:23 Daryno Petrivno, let's do it this way. I appreciate your agreements but I didn't know about it, so I'll talk to them and we'll decide which one to hire. 00:37:44:24 00:37:50:12 And I would like you to introduce my son to the pupils. You're comprehensive in that. 00:37:51:07 00:37:53:13 Fill them in, you know. 00:37:53:13 00:37:58:02 Alright, is he at your office? Ah, no, he's at the teachers' office, waiting for you. Aha. 00:37:58:02 00:37:59:04 Alright. 00:38:06:13 00:38:09:02 Good afternoon. 00:38:10:17 00:38:15:21 Good afternoon. 00:38:15:22 00:38:19:05 You? Good afternoon again! 00:38:20:10 00:38:23:25 So, you are the teacher? Please, take a seat. 00:38:24:00 00:38:31:13 I'm not gonna lie you. I'm not a school teacher, I'm a university professor. Here's my diploma. 00:38:31:14 00:38:34:18 So, we are lucky! 00:38:34:19 00:38:40:19 What's your experience of teaching? 00:38:40:19 00:38:43:09 So, ehm I don't have it at all. 00:38:43:10 00:38:49:19 I graduated the uni and jumped strictly to work. I should've fed my daughter somehow. 00:38:49:20 00:38:54:06 All these years I've been running a brokering company for purchase or sale of precious metals. 00:38:54:07 00:39:00:13 And you come to school because of the daughter, don't you? 00:39:00:13 00:39:03:19 Exactly. 00:39:03:20 00:39:10:15 I wanna transfer her to your school and I intend to stay with her. 00:39:10:15 00:39:18:10 If you don't hire me as a teacher then at least take for a maintenance position. I'll clean the floor. You see, I have stay with her. 00:39:18:10 00:39:21:24 I can't lose her. 00:39:22:00 00:39:26:24 Are there any other relatives that could take care of her? 00:39:26:25 00:39:35:16 My parents are very far, and her father died right after she was born. 00:39:46:11 00:40:00:08 Hold on. You can start tomorrow. And don't forget your daughter's documents. 00:40:06:17 00:40:10:06 Good afternoon. So, where are the others? 00:40:10:06 00:40:12:06 They don't tell us. 00:40:12:06 00:40:14:01 Aha, sit down. 00:40:14:01 00:40:23:17 So, since you are the most conscious, open your book and notebooks, Oleksandr Ihorovych is gonna be the teacher of Enghlish unless Olena Semenivna returns from the hospital. 00:40:24:15 00:40:26:19 What was your homework for today? 00:40:26:20 00:40:27:22 Nothing. 00:40:27:23 00:40:28:18 What is that supposed to mean nothing? 00:40:28:19 00:40:31:14 Nazare, where are you going? 00:40:31:14 00:40:35:11 Get back here now! 00:40:38:16 00:40:41:20 So, why don't you leave too? 00:40:41:20 00:40:43:24 Just leave, leave! 00:40:43:25 00:40:48:10 Tell ur friends that there gonna be some extra English classes. Understand? 00:40:48:11 00:40:48:15 Aye. 00:40:49:04 00:40:49:13 Alright. 00:40:49:14 00:40:50:10 Alright. 00:40:50:11 00:40:52:05 Good bye. 00:40:52:05 00:40:52:22 Bye. 00:40:56:23 00:40:59:21 You see, Oleksandr Ihorovych 00:40:59:22 00:41:01:17 Just call me Aleks and please let's get on fist-name terms. 00:41:01:18 00:41:11:14 Lovely. You see, Aleks, kids are like animals, you gotta train them every single day and remind them who wears the pants. 00:41:11:15 00:41:20:01 But don't you worry, I'm gonna teach you everything. 00:41:26:20 00:41:46:10 *Antytila - TDME playing* 00:41:53:12 00:41:54:03 So, what's up? 00:41:54:03 00:41:57:23 Petre Semenovychu, it was me who did that stupid prank. 00:41:57:24 00:41:59:12 And I talked Tokha into this. 00:41:59:12 00:42:01:20 He's got a mind on his own. 00:42:01:21 00:42:09:24 He's a good friend, just let him go, please! We're gonna go to the hospital and apologise to Olena Semenivna. And then take me instead of Tokha because that's all my fault. 00:42:09:24 00:42:11:07 So punish me. 00:42:11:07 00:42:16:04 No, but seriously? I can't just seize and let go. 00:42:16:05 00:42:17:12 Buuuut please. 00:42:17:12 00:42:22:09 She's got a cat at home to feed. I'll give her money and Tokha is gonna take care of him unless she returns. 00:42:22:10 00:42:26:18 So, a cat? What were you thinking about before? 00:42:26:18 00:42:27:24 You nearly made him motherless. 00:42:28:21 00:42:32:15 Alright, if I know you don't go to the hospital. 00:42:32:16 00:42:33:08 No, we're heading strictly to the hospital, thank you! 00:42:33:09 00:42:34:17 Alright. 00:42:41:09 00:42:44:19 Oleno Semenivna, is there something I could do for you? 00:42:44:20 00:42:46:21 I can take care of ur cat. 00:42:47:24 00:42:50:15 No, thanks. Tell me! 00:42:50:13 00:42:53:11 Good afternoon! Good afternoon! 00:42:53:11 00:42:57:19 Here, Olena Semenivna. So surprisingly! 00:42:57:20 00:42:59:03 Here, Olena Semenivna. 00:42:59:04 00:43:00:23 Thank you, kids! 00:43:00:24 00:43:03:09 Here, Olena Semenivna! 00:43:03:09 00:43:14:22 You shouldn't have worried, kids! Thank you! Easy, kids. 00:43:14:22 00:43:17:12 I love you so very much! 00:43:17:13 00:43:19:01 We miss you so much! 00:43:24:04 00:43:31:03 Oleno Semenivno, we'd like to apologise. We screwed up. Uh, I mean we're really sorry, we mean it! 00:43:31:04 00:43:32:13 This is for you. 00:43:36:23 00:43:40:09 Are you telling me I need to be on a diet? 00:43:40:10 00:43:45:07 I'm so sorry, but that's for your cat. 00:43:45:16 00:43:50:03 If he needs a place to stay, he might stay at my place. 00:43:50:03 00:43:52:11 I've already talked about that with my parents. 00:43:53:19 00:43:58:15 I could walk it, I do apologize, I didn't mean no harm. 00:43:59:20 00:44:05:00 Alright, guys, I forgive you. 00:44:05:01 00:44:10:09 I'm relying on you. 00:44:10:10 00:44:12:17 Thanks, bye! 00:44:12:18 00:44:14:01 Take care of my kitty! 00:44:14:02 00:44:14:15 Bye! 00:44:14:16 00:44:18:16 Olena Semenivna, we miss you.. 00:44:19:20 00:44:23:08 Am I really gonna take her cat? 00:44:23:09 00:44:23:19 No, of course not. 00:44:23:19 00:44:25:04 Are you dummy? 00:44:25:04 00:44:27:20 We've got a place! 00:44:27:21 00:44:32:09 Yeah, right! 00:44:41:07 00:44:53:05 Daryno Petrivna, Oleksandre Ihorevychu, I'm happy to introduce you Kateryna Anatoliivna Biloozerska, our new economics teacher. It's really a pleasure. 00:44:53:05 00:44:56:05 I'm not sure we've met before. 00:44:56:05 00:45:02:16 The same here. Don't you find it weird? The teachers' community is pretty close, so usually each person knows each other. 00:45:02:17 00:45:08:05 Maybe that's because I'm not actually a teacher. But who? 00:45:08:05 00:45:12:22 Kateryna Anatoliivna means that she has a degree in University lecturing. 00:45:12:22 00:45:16:09 Oh wow! So I guess you're gonna surprise us. 00:45:16:09 00:45:24:18 Well, if her teaching skills are the same as driving I guess she's gonna surprise us even more. 00:45:24:19 00:45:30:19 I'll try to meet the high hopes! 00:45:30:20 00:45:34:10 Excuse me. 00:45:37:07 00:45:48:14 Hello? What? Nika? 00:45:48:14 00:45:52:11 To be continued... 00:45:52:12 00:45:59:24 What're you doing here, Kateryna Anatoliivna. I'm an economics teacher in a school now. Get out of here! 00:45:59:24 00:46:02:23 Let's make a deal - I make a trick and you'll go with me out for a date! 00:46:02:24 00:46:32:11 *Antytila - TDME* 38439