Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:04,588
I want to know who killed Bunny.
2
00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:05,631
Tell me about the case.
3
00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:07,883
Bloody Mabel Mora.
4
00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,156
We'll uncover the roots
of her violent past,
5
00:00:10,161 --> 00:00:14,384
not only as victim and witness,
but also as a perpetrator.
6
00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:17,518
Whatever you think you know
about me, it's not the full story.
7
00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,853
Girl, your crime is showing.
8
00:00:20,936 --> 00:00:22,479
"Get out of the building now."
9
00:00:22,484 --> 00:00:23,565
Whose number is this?
10
00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,150
It was you, right? Who texted us
11
00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,735
to get out of the building last night?
12
00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,612
It most definitely was not me.
13
00:00:29,007 --> 00:00:30,280
I knew it was you.
14
00:00:30,285 --> 00:00:32,805
I think I know how people
are getting into your apartment.
15
00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,285
So, the killer stabs Bunny,
16
00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,039
and then leaves through the hole
17
00:00:37,044 --> 00:00:38,390
in the bottom of my closet.
18
00:00:38,395 --> 00:00:41,085
And, during the escape,
drops the matchbook.
19
00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:44,498
Bunny met with someone here.
Someone who pissed her off.
20
00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,963
What did they just pick up?
21
00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,051
Nothing. That's where
we keep the matchbooks.
22
00:00:48,056 --> 00:00:49,391
My DNA came back.
23
00:00:49,396 --> 00:00:51,606
Half was clearly Mom,
24
00:00:51,611 --> 00:00:54,633
but the other half was all Greek.
25
00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,182
Greek? No, that can't...
26
00:01:12,169 --> 00:01:17,169
_
27
00:01:17,192 --> 00:01:19,027
_
28
00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,489
- Jimmy? Hi.
- Hey. You Cinda?
29
00:01:27,494 --> 00:01:29,934
I'm Poppy, Cinda's assistant.
We spoke on the phone.
30
00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:31,985
Oh. A gentleman.
31
00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:34,270
Manners are super important to me.
32
00:01:34,412 --> 00:01:37,239
Great. Uh, well, Cinda's just this way.
33
00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:40,262
You're gonna love her. She's the best.
34
00:01:40,687 --> 00:01:43,189
She was so excited
about your story about Mabel.
35
00:01:43,194 --> 00:01:46,185
Uh, not that happened
to you is exciting. It...
36
00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,981
it's... terrible.
37
00:01:47,986 --> 00:01:49,739
Every time I wanna give
someone the double bird,
38
00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,739
I'm reminded of what Mabel did to me.
39
00:01:52,148 --> 00:01:55,192
I was just a kid. You know?
40
00:01:55,197 --> 00:01:57,867
Can't even use chopsticks. Fuck!
41
00:01:59,039 --> 00:02:01,582
It's really brave of
you to tell your story.
42
00:02:02,606 --> 00:02:05,004
You ever been with a
nine-fingered man before?
43
00:02:06,039 --> 00:02:07,040
Well, I'm glad that Mabel
44
00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,879
did not chop off your sense of humor.
45
00:02:09,316 --> 00:02:11,318
Okay, so it's just this way.
46
00:02:12,543 --> 00:02:15,421
Cinda? This is Jimmy Russo.
47
00:02:15,485 --> 00:02:17,903
Mr. Russo! What a pleasure to meet you.
48
00:02:17,908 --> 00:02:20,052
Pleasure's all mine.
Thank you for having me.
49
00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,185
Thank you for coming out. I promise
this will be completely painless.
50
00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,712
If you want to have a seat...
51
00:02:25,451 --> 00:02:27,162
Ever since I was a little girl,
52
00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:29,043
I wanted to be great at something.
53
00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:30,354
But it takes time.
54
00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:33,751
It takes practice and
experience and paying your dues.
55
00:02:33,756 --> 00:02:36,759
But most of all, it
takes a great mentor.
56
00:02:37,327 --> 00:02:39,370
Poppy, you're letting
all the loud air in.
57
00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:43,794
Um, let me hear your side of the story.
58
00:02:43,799 --> 00:02:46,427
Tell me what you know about Mabel Mora.
59
00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:56,467
From Cinda Canning Productions,
60
00:02:56,472 --> 00:02:59,212
this is White Noise.
61
00:02:59,217 --> 00:03:01,767
I'm your host, Poppy White.
62
00:03:02,221 --> 00:03:03,931
Our theme this week,
63
00:03:03,936 --> 00:03:07,173
the stories we tell ourselves.
64
00:03:07,486 --> 00:03:10,531
What are the little fictions
that ferry us through life?
65
00:03:15,974 --> 00:03:17,651
- Hey.
- Oh, yum.
66
00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,376
- Breakfast.
- Hey, smile.
67
00:03:19,381 --> 00:03:21,102
Why? What?
68
00:03:21,788 --> 00:03:23,490
Nothing. Just a good photo.
69
00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:28,165
I've been feeling very
inspired lately. You inspire me.
70
00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,683
Oh, yeah? Well, what are you working on?
71
00:03:31,688 --> 00:03:32,954
It's a surprise.
72
00:03:33,710 --> 00:03:34,710
Um...
73
00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,579
This looks really delicious. Thank you.
74
00:03:38,147 --> 00:03:40,733
- They're empalmes.
- Empalmes.
75
00:03:40,738 --> 00:03:42,504
My dad and I used to cook them.
76
00:03:42,509 --> 00:03:43,677
Oh.
77
00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:47,060
He always used to say to me,
"The perfect egg should never run.
78
00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,687
It should walk."
79
00:03:49,565 --> 00:03:50,567
He said,
80
00:03:50,571 --> 00:03:54,173
"It shouldn't be in a hurry, Mabel.
It's an egg. Where's it going?"
81
00:03:54,178 --> 00:03:55,938
That's so cute.
82
00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,153
You never really mention
your dad. What's his deal?
83
00:03:59,009 --> 00:04:00,407
Oh...
84
00:04:01,025 --> 00:04:02,641
What have I told you?
85
00:04:04,005 --> 00:04:05,485
Pretty much nothing.
86
00:04:05,994 --> 00:04:07,745
I kind of like that.
87
00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,343
Everyone's just so
obsessed with my past.
88
00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,344
Maybe that's why I love being with you.
89
00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,259
You're just new.
90
00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:19,512
And you've made me feel new.
91
00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,055
We tell ourselves we can start over.
92
00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,450
People who play with phone cords
93
00:04:25,455 --> 00:04:28,764
are either teenagers or deeply uneasy.
94
00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:32,116
Do I make you feel like
a hormonal teenager?
95
00:04:34,039 --> 00:04:36,208
No. You're uneasy.
96
00:04:36,411 --> 00:04:37,912
It's just...
97
00:04:38,632 --> 00:04:42,178
should we be doing this?
We are broken up, after all.
98
00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,670
What? We never broke up.
99
00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:48,919
Well, I guess I just assumed.
100
00:04:48,941 --> 00:04:51,381
Why? Because I tried to kill you?
101
00:04:52,451 --> 00:04:55,371
How many times are you gonna
make me apologize for that?
102
00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,215
You're all I have, Charles.
103
00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,991
Are you really gonna leave me in here,
104
00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:03,915
all locked up, and
not in a sexy way?
105
00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:08,639
I still love you.
106
00:05:09,845 --> 00:05:11,389
Is that crazy?
107
00:05:12,848 --> 00:05:14,350
I mean...
108
00:05:15,305 --> 00:05:17,104
it's a little crazy.
109
00:05:18,543 --> 00:05:19,836
But...
110
00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:23,610
We tell ourselves, this
time, it will be different.
111
00:05:23,802 --> 00:05:26,618
So, apparently, my, uh, son is Greek,
112
00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,413
which means that I must
be Greek, not Irish.
113
00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:32,087
Surprise!
114
00:05:32,092 --> 00:05:34,594
And of course, it makes,
you know, complete sense
115
00:05:34,599 --> 00:05:36,601
when you think about the Greeks.
116
00:05:36,685 --> 00:05:39,919
Founders of Western theater,
father of the public bathhouse.
117
00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,013
Sound like anyone you just met?
118
00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:50,724
We tell ourselves it
can't possibly be true.
119
00:05:51,539 --> 00:05:54,542
Am I nervous that my son
isn't my son? Not at all.
120
00:05:55,084 --> 00:05:56,815
In fact, the only
thing I am nervous about
121
00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:58,571
is producing enough spit for this test
122
00:05:58,576 --> 00:06:01,287
because my mouth is so dry right now.
123
00:06:02,298 --> 00:06:04,417
Anyone else have a dry mouth?!
124
00:06:04,775 --> 00:06:06,153
Oliver Putnam?
125
00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:07,588
Here.
126
00:06:07,777 --> 00:06:11,489
But even the most convincing
fictions have their faults.
127
00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:14,476
The truth always has a way of...
128
00:06:15,836 --> 00:06:17,542
_
129
00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,589
Yes... Yes.
130
00:06:57,615 --> 00:07:00,510
Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
131
00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:12,495
_
132
00:07:31,365 --> 00:07:32,992
He was close.
133
00:07:34,164 --> 00:07:36,628
He was so goddamn close.
134
00:07:37,962 --> 00:07:39,881
What do you think?
135
00:07:39,936 --> 00:07:41,938
Is this your old nemesis, Uncle B?
136
00:07:42,809 --> 00:07:45,311
Has the Strangler of Slidell returned?
137
00:07:46,137 --> 00:07:49,003
I thought he was gone, but...
138
00:07:50,549 --> 00:07:52,551
I want soup!
139
00:07:55,652 --> 00:07:58,446
Nothing makes sense. My mind is not...
140
00:08:00,159 --> 00:08:02,662
It's not you, Uncle B.
141
00:08:04,515 --> 00:08:07,376
It's the world that's lost its mind.
142
00:08:10,670 --> 00:08:12,905
- Soup!
- And cut!
143
00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,622
Winner, winner, you deserve dinner!
144
00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:18,536
- Fantastic.
- That was the one.
145
00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,460
Naomi, amazing.
146
00:08:20,618 --> 00:08:23,454
- Charles, I think you are wrapped.
- You're a great director.
147
00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,788
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Time for stunts!
148
00:08:27,744 --> 00:08:30,330
- Look who's still got it.
- Oh, Joy.
149
00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,471
Yes.
150
00:08:33,199 --> 00:08:35,496
Somebody say "stunts"?
151
00:08:36,261 --> 00:08:38,555
Bam! Pataki in the house!
152
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,730
I think I can roll a
wheelchair across a room.
153
00:08:40,735 --> 00:08:42,570
Charles, I'm your double.
154
00:08:42,575 --> 00:08:45,120
It is my job, nay, my purpose,
155
00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,856
to do what you physically cannot do.
156
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,409
What you emotionally cannot do.
157
00:08:50,414 --> 00:08:51,489
I really think I could roll a...
158
00:08:51,493 --> 00:08:53,964
Shh... You sweet,
159
00:08:53,969 --> 00:08:56,346
soft child of a man.
160
00:08:56,351 --> 00:08:57,936
Sazz is here!
161
00:08:57,941 --> 00:08:59,276
Put it on my shoulders.
162
00:08:59,281 --> 00:09:01,158
I can handle it. Joy!
163
00:09:01,163 --> 00:09:04,583
Drool me up. This Ferrari
needs her premium gas.
164
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:09,867
- That was so cool!
- You thought it was cool? Cool.
165
00:09:09,872 --> 00:09:11,457
Uh, Oliver and Mabel are here.
166
00:09:11,462 --> 00:09:13,945
Oliver is making a PA get him food.
167
00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:16,156
What? Thank you, Jeremy. Jacob!
168
00:09:16,161 --> 00:09:18,085
- No, it's John.
- John. Shit.
169
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,770
That has to be the killer
with Bunny, right?
170
00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:24,106
- Hey, what's that they just grabbed?
- Matchbook.
171
00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:26,608
Matchbook. Maybe this one.
172
00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,625
Is that a fingerprint?
173
00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:35,805
This is the first piece of evidence
that points to someone who isn't us.
174
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:40,037
But what are we supposed to do
with DNA and partial fingerprints?
175
00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:43,086
Could ask the cops for help.
We do have a friend in the force.
176
00:09:43,091 --> 00:09:46,053
It's true. Detective Williams
texted us on the roof that night.
177
00:09:46,058 --> 00:09:47,208
- I still have the number.
- Mm-hmm.
178
00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,131
I don't think I need to explain why,
179
00:09:49,136 --> 00:09:51,784
but I should do the texting
for the group.
180
00:09:52,045 --> 00:09:55,090
Sorry to interrupt. Charles, I
just gotta grab that wig from you.
181
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,180
We'll do it in private...
182
00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,223
I don't know why they
make you wear this.
183
00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:01,379
You have got a great head
of hair already.
184
00:10:01,384 --> 00:10:03,557
Everybody, this is
Joy, world-class liar.
185
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,605
Hey!
186
00:10:05,215 --> 00:10:06,537
Also, she's the best, uh,
187
00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:08,239
hair and makeup person in the city, and,
188
00:10:08,244 --> 00:10:10,497
uh, she was on the original Brazzos.
189
00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:12,373
He dragged me out of retirement.
190
00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:14,809
My tropical fish are
probably really happy
191
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,399
to have some alone time.
192
00:10:16,404 --> 00:10:18,832
We did it once. Those
were different times.
193
00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:20,699
- Different time.
- Yeah.
194
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,075
Oh, Charles. I keep forgetting.
195
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,340
Here's the hand cream
I was talking about.
196
00:10:24,345 --> 00:10:27,765
It's CBD, so it doesn't get you
stoned or anything, although...
197
00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:30,459
it does get you a little stoned!
198
00:10:32,807 --> 00:10:36,340
Anyway, nice to meet you all.
Charlie, you were great today.
199
00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,347
- Thank you.
- No, really.
200
00:10:41,094 --> 00:10:42,763
Uh, Charlie,
201
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,937
- who's the gentlewoman?
- It's not like that.
202
00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,090
Why isn't it like that, Brazzos?
203
00:10:47,095 --> 00:10:48,614
Because she's not my type.
204
00:10:48,619 --> 00:10:50,687
- What, emotionally stable?
- Age-appropriate?
205
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,642
Not incarcerated?
206
00:10:52,647 --> 00:10:56,650
Okay, so actually, she's great,
but I'm just not... available.
207
00:10:56,999 --> 00:10:59,079
Emotionally. You know, I'm single,
208
00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:01,670
but I'm just not ready to jump
into something. There you go.
209
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,456
It's true. Y-you should
have a hoe phase first.
210
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,832
Bet.
211
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,168
You two are banned from interacting.
212
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:10,796
Oh, is that me?
213
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,632
I'm waiting on DNA results
that will ruin my life.
214
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,691
No. It's Detective Williams.
215
00:11:15,696 --> 00:11:17,636
She agreed to run
prints on the matchbook.
216
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,970
She says that we can meet up
later today to get it from us.
217
00:11:19,975 --> 00:11:23,145
- Ooh, good... Yeah.
- Excellent! She is really the best.
218
00:11:24,323 --> 00:11:27,702
"Don't tell anyone else about
this. I'm the only person on the NYPD
219
00:11:27,707 --> 00:11:30,960
who thinks you're too stupid
to have pulled off this murder."
220
00:11:31,999 --> 00:11:34,084
A bit rude, but noted.
221
00:11:34,089 --> 00:11:35,799
I have got to go catch my train
222
00:11:35,804 --> 00:11:38,140
because someone won't buy me a car.
223
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:40,359
I'm kidding. I'm serious tho... Ooh!
224
00:11:41,427 --> 00:11:43,096
Are you a real cop or an actor?
225
00:11:43,101 --> 00:11:44,310
Real cop.
226
00:11:44,315 --> 00:11:45,858
You look like an actor.
227
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,458
Bye.
228
00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:51,753
Detective Kreps wants to see you
three at Bunny Folger's apartment.
229
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,963
He found something.
230
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,176
Well, okay then.
231
00:11:59,745 --> 00:12:02,331
Just get one, one mic
for some room tone.
232
00:12:02,336 --> 00:12:04,172
- Whoa.
- What's that?
233
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,517
What is she doing here?
234
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,744
Alright.
235
00:12:07,749 --> 00:12:09,062
Good. You're all here.
236
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,064
I'm glad you could all
make it. I appreciate it.
237
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,149
Now that everybody's here,
238
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,400
I want you to know, you need to stop
239
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,028
fucking podcasting right now!
240
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,446
Okay, thanks to you,
241
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,156
we're getting more anonymous tips
242
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,908
than a Penn Station glory hole.
243
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,743
Okay, I'm sorry. Are we here
244
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,912
because you found something
in Bunny's apartment
245
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,206
you wanted to show us,
or are we just here to...
246
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,373
To be yelled at!
247
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,085
Okay, this was supposed to be
a career-making case for me.
248
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,921
Alright, but you amateurs
249
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,840
got things so twisted
up that I'm getting calls
250
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,635
from citizens asking
me to look into a bird?
251
00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,053
A fucking bird?
252
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,305
The "Parrot Theory" is
what they're calling it.
253
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,973
This needs to stop right now.
254
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,100
Detective, do not lump me in with them.
255
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,277
I can actually help
you, if you'll let me.
256
00:12:49,282 --> 00:12:51,391
Oh, really? The great Cinda Canning
257
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,149
is going to come waltzing
in to save another case, huh?
258
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,528
You should be grateful given
your reputation, Detective Kreps.
259
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,072
Speaking of reputations,
260
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,990
you'll want to listen
to our next episode.
261
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,990
Interesting story from one...
262
00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:05,413
- Jimmy Russo.
- Jimmy Russo.
263
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:09,164
Have you interviewed him yet?
He's an old coworker of Mabel's
264
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,375
- from her days at Long John Silver's.
- Long John Silver's.
265
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,543
Are you done interrupting me?
266
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,044
Oh. Sorry. Just trying to be helpful.
267
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,420
Oh. Where was that help
268
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,924
when I mispronounced "Chickashaw,"
Oklahoma, for an entire podcast?
269
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,207
It's, uh, it's "Chickashay."
270
00:13:21,585 --> 00:13:23,212
Who is Jimmy Russo?
271
00:13:23,217 --> 00:13:25,386
He's nobody. He's a liar,
272
00:13:25,391 --> 00:13:27,727
and he's completely
irrelevant to this case.
273
00:13:27,732 --> 00:13:29,650
I would argue that he's very relevant.
274
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:32,742
Jimmy Russo shows that you
have a tendency to snap.
275
00:13:33,753 --> 00:13:36,005
Jimmy's the start of a
pattern that led to Bunny,
276
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:38,302
and who knows what you'll do next.
277
00:13:38,307 --> 00:13:39,361
And to our audience,
278
00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:43,046
there is nothing more tantalizing
than an unhinged, murderous beauty.
279
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:47,030
So that's it? You'd rather
tell a story that's tantalizing
280
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,662
than the story that's the truth.
281
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,472
You see, we would never do that!
282
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,709
I mean, we have, but we try not to.
283
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,169
No, I tell the truth,
284
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,421
and the truth is that people
don't wanna spend their commutes
285
00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:00,757
hearing about run-of-the-mill
tragedies. That's why they listen to me
286
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,384
because for 52 minutes a week,
287
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,219
I can scare and surprise
288
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,022
and, yes, arouse them.
289
00:14:06,027 --> 00:14:07,904
They trust me to spin a yarn
290
00:14:07,909 --> 00:14:10,161
from a pretty knitter in Manhattan
291
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,460
all the way to a missing farm girl
292
00:14:12,465 --> 00:14:15,647
in "Chickashay." Shaw. Shay. Shit.
293
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,421
Now, if you will excuse me,
294
00:14:18,426 --> 00:14:20,386
I have to finish mixing...
295
00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:22,309
a pretty damning podcast.
296
00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:23,483
No, listen to me.
297
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,324
No more dropping episodes.
You understand me?
298
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:28,368
Please. The only thing I'll be
dropping is the hammer of justice.
299
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,162
Poppy! Get the stuff.
300
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:34,157
And remember that line! I like
the thing about the hammer.
301
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,753
Wow, th-that was something, wasn't it?
302
00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:42,622
Hey, where's Detective Williams?
I figured she'd be here, too.
303
00:14:42,627 --> 00:14:46,005
Oh, she's in Denver.
She's on maternity leave.
304
00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:48,597
Excuse me. I-I gotta go take a leak.
305
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,768
Williams is in Denver?
306
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,645
On maternity leave?
307
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,939
Then how was she gonna
meet us here later
308
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,315
to pick up the evidence?
309
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,880
Unless...
310
00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:02,723
we've been texting with someone else.
311
00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:09,857
- Hey. Are you okay?
- Yes. Wh-what do you mean?
312
00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:12,281
Just the way Cinda treats
you. It was really rude,
313
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,663
especially since you're the one
314
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:15,366
- who knows the stuff.
- I'm fine.
315
00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:17,876
And I don't respond to
flattery. I find it dishonest.
316
00:15:18,759 --> 00:15:20,553
I mean...
317
00:15:20,593 --> 00:15:23,632
Can Cinda be difficult?
Does she have a temper?
318
00:15:23,637 --> 00:15:26,616
Toss the odd stapler from time
to time? Of course.
319
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,854
Pick the stapler up off
the ground and toss it again
320
00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:31,569
until it hits you in the face?
Show me a genius who doesn't
321
00:15:31,574 --> 00:15:34,666
toss the odd stapler and then pick
it up again and then toss it again.
322
00:15:34,671 --> 00:15:36,103
But it's called paying your dues.
323
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,885
I'm waiting for my break.
324
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:40,357
You're not going to get that
break unless you speak up.
325
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,166
Make it happen.
326
00:15:42,497 --> 00:15:45,375
Act like a producer, not an assistant.
327
00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:49,734
And you should start with Jimmy Russo.
328
00:15:50,327 --> 00:15:52,496
He's full of shit.
329
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,938
You would be helping Cinda out
330
00:15:53,943 --> 00:15:56,404
by keeping that interview off the air.
331
00:15:56,409 --> 00:15:58,996
And you might earn her
respect in the process, too.
332
00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:00,836
Cinda does respect me.
333
00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:03,181
Here, girl!
334
00:16:03,186 --> 00:16:05,463
It's an inside joke.
335
00:16:13,677 --> 00:16:15,512
Okay, let's not jump to conclusions.
336
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,603
Just ask Detective Williams where she
337
00:16:17,608 --> 00:16:19,936
wants to meet up and see what she says.
338
00:16:20,142 --> 00:16:21,518
Mm!
339
00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:42,912
"Can't meet up now, too risky.
340
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:45,876
Hide evidence in spot
in Morningside Park.
341
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,382
I'll grab it later"?
342
00:16:49,145 --> 00:16:52,049
So she can't meet us face-to-face,
343
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,723
but she can meet us in Morningside Park
344
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,814
later from Denver?
345
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,561
The killer.
346
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,546
We're texting with the killer!
347
00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:03,553
Ah!
348
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,277
That's my phone.
349
00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:10,349
Oh. Sorry...
350
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,412
How did this happen?
351
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,631
We assumed it was
Williams who texted us.
352
00:17:18,077 --> 00:17:19,704
Well, what do we do now?
353
00:17:23,027 --> 00:17:24,957
I'll tell you what we do now.
354
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:26,662
We agree to their terms.
355
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,383
Season seven, episode 21.
356
00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:32,141
"The Fake Evidence."
357
00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:33,804
We tell them we'll put the matchbook
358
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,553
inside a Stop & Shop bag in a
trashcan outside Morningside Park.
359
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,518
And then, twist!
360
00:17:39,523 --> 00:17:41,223
The evidence is fake!
361
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,606
- Uh, saw that twist coming.
- It was in the episode name.
362
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,217
Instead...
363
00:17:46,222 --> 00:17:47,748
it's a paint bomb.
364
00:17:48,146 --> 00:17:50,816
- Okay, that I didn't expect.
- Yeah!
365
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,865
Boom! The bomb goes
off, marking our targets.
366
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:55,154
We rush in, make a citizen's arrest!
367
00:17:55,195 --> 00:17:56,991
Now, we don't have a paint
bomb, so we can maybe...
368
00:17:56,995 --> 00:17:58,121
Glitter!
369
00:17:58,126 --> 00:18:00,170
- Did you say "glitter"?
- Yeah.
370
00:18:00,531 --> 00:18:02,575
If my years in regional theater
371
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,957
and wild orgies have taught me anything,
372
00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:07,740
it's that there is no
getting rid of glitter.
373
00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:11,779
God, I'm clever.
374
00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:37,930
Okay.
375
00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:41,072
- Everything's in place.
- Okay.
376
00:18:46,816 --> 00:18:48,526
Now what?
377
00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:57,591
Only Murderers in the Building
is brought to you by Pink Ladle.
378
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,640
Soup by women, for women.
379
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,560
Use promo code "BUTCHERED-BUNNY"
for 50% off your first order.
380
00:19:04,222 --> 00:19:06,432
- Nice.
- So good. Oh my gosh.
381
00:19:06,609 --> 00:19:08,778
Alright, we can slot
that into the final mix,
382
00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:10,854
and we're ready to publish.
383
00:19:12,074 --> 00:19:15,744
Sorry, what is this in my calendar?
"Meeting to set performance review"?
384
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,700
Yeah, that's for me. Um...
385
00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:22,231
I... My performance. I was just
thinking that maybe you could
386
00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:24,154
review it, and then, um,
387
00:19:24,159 --> 00:19:26,620
if you find it adequate,
that you might, uh,
388
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,989
consider promotion. A promotion.
389
00:19:30,741 --> 00:19:31,742
Hm.
390
00:19:36,452 --> 00:19:38,882
Luís, what did you think of
that Jimmy Russo interview?
391
00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:41,785
Shit was unreal.
392
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:44,586
You know, Poppy found that guy.
393
00:19:44,591 --> 00:19:46,854
Fuck, yeah.
394
00:19:47,135 --> 00:19:49,763
Okay, well, I don't
normally consider promotions
395
00:19:49,768 --> 00:19:52,062
until year five, but, uh...
396
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,736
Yeah. Let me have a think on it.
397
00:19:57,158 --> 00:19:59,036
Fuck yeah.
398
00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:05,760
Why is this taking so long?
399
00:20:05,765 --> 00:20:09,130
When we did this on Brazzos,
it was always the third guy.
400
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,303
This reminds me of the time
401
00:20:12,308 --> 00:20:14,769
when I did Waiting For
Lefty at the Roundabout.
402
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,723
You know, my little Will was there,
403
00:20:18,815 --> 00:20:20,632
waiting for Lefty every night.
404
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,639
He was 6 or 7,
405
00:20:22,644 --> 00:20:24,343
too young to appreciate the radical
406
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,968
leftist propaganda of Clifford Odets.
407
00:20:26,973 --> 00:20:29,809
The red-baiting, union-busting.
408
00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:31,226
But at the end,
409
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,233
when we would get the
whole audience involved,
410
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,108
Willie loved to lead the shouts of,
411
00:20:36,113 --> 00:20:39,265
"Strike. Strike. Strike."
412
00:20:41,056 --> 00:20:42,474
Like a...
413
00:20:42,479 --> 00:20:45,585
cute little lefty communist.
414
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,108
- It's okay, Oliver.
- I know. I'm fine.
415
00:20:49,113 --> 00:20:51,246
Everything's gonna be
okay, right, Charles?
416
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,129
Sure, buddy. That DNA
test is gonna be fine.
417
00:20:54,884 --> 00:20:56,386
Probably be fine.
418
00:20:58,229 --> 00:20:59,605
Could be bad.
419
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,428
Oh, thank God.
420
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,179
- Oh, thank God.
- Oh.
421
00:21:03,184 --> 00:21:04,968
Such supportive friends.
422
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,512
Fuck! She dropped it.
423
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,732
Today on Only Murderers
in the Building...
424
00:21:13,737 --> 00:21:14,738
There we were,
425
00:21:14,742 --> 00:21:17,035
in the kitchen at the
Long John Silver's,
426
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,166
when Mabel,
427
00:21:18,171 --> 00:21:20,512
she just snapped,
chopped off my finger,
428
00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:22,230
chopped it clean off. Like...
429
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:23,894
Bam!
430
00:21:24,188 --> 00:21:25,731
Gone.
431
00:21:25,736 --> 00:21:27,504
And then she deep fried it.
432
00:21:27,509 --> 00:21:30,605
She served it up like it was
nothing. Like it was a hush puppy.
433
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:32,209
Like it wasn't even my finger.
434
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,503
You lying piece of shit!
435
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:37,824
How would you characterize
her in your own words?
436
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,668
Who? Bloody Mabel?
437
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,592
She's a bloody monster.
438
00:21:41,985 --> 00:21:43,194
Stay tuned as we...
439
00:21:43,199 --> 00:21:44,972
Jimmy was this handsy creep,
440
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,474
and the first time I
pushed back, he trips
441
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,477
and gets his grubby little
paw caught in the meat slicer.
442
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,525
I'm Cinda Canning.
443
00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:55,124
Only Murderers in the Building
is brought to you...
444
00:21:55,129 --> 00:21:56,983
Okay, let's listen to something else.
445
00:21:56,988 --> 00:21:59,170
Music, anyone?
I could go for some music.
446
00:21:59,682 --> 00:22:01,942
Jesus, Charles. Who's in Hopestill?
447
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,949
Besides all the eligible bachelorettes
448
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,493
of the Hopestill Women's
Correctional Facility?
449
00:22:06,599 --> 00:22:08,090
Okay, I got, uh,
450
00:22:08,095 --> 00:22:11,459
Kingston Trio and Brothers
Four. Could listen to that.
451
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,662
Charles, please tell me
you're not in contact with Jan.
452
00:22:16,513 --> 00:22:18,264
I'm not in contact with Jan.
453
00:22:18,269 --> 00:22:19,854
What is wrong with you?
454
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:24,345
Ooh, the betrayal. Look at him!
455
00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:26,430
So caught.
456
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:30,350
Probably asking himself if
there's time to concoct a lie.
457
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,060
But, at the same time,
458
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,189
lacking the mental
dexterity, at his late age,
459
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,316
to wrestle one into comprehension.
460
00:22:38,009 --> 00:22:40,636
Okay. I have been talking to Jan,
461
00:22:40,641 --> 00:22:43,553
but it was for the case. Initially.
462
00:22:43,694 --> 00:22:45,032
Initially?
463
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,367
I think we're just dating now?
464
00:22:47,903 --> 00:22:49,572
Well, she says we never broke up!
465
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,955
She tried to poison you and kill
the entire building. It's implied.
466
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,661
Thank you! That's what I said!
467
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,210
Then why didn't you end it?
468
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,879
Because... I-I...
469
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:00,297
I don't know how.
470
00:23:00,578 --> 00:23:03,990
I'm non-confrontational. I've
never broken up with anyone.
471
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:07,261
I usually spend one year
getting into a relationship,
472
00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:08,434
one year enjoying it,
473
00:23:08,439 --> 00:23:10,441
and four years trying to get out.
474
00:23:11,206 --> 00:23:14,000
I mean, I'm 75 years old,
475
00:23:14,005 --> 00:23:16,508
and I thought I was in the clear.
476
00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:21,231
I mean, I know I have to break
up with her, but, you know,
477
00:23:21,236 --> 00:23:23,947
Jan is... scary
478
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,287
and sexy?
479
00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:29,683
And that makes it difficult to do.
480
00:23:30,819 --> 00:23:33,321
I guess my father is at fault?
481
00:23:34,232 --> 00:23:37,897
He abandoned us, and now I can't
bring myself to leave anybody.
482
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,662
She killed my friend.
483
00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,772
I know. I know that.
484
00:23:44,498 --> 00:23:45,587
Jeez, Charles,
485
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,752
- you need to get your shit straight.
- Mabel, don't...
486
00:23:48,134 --> 00:23:49,135
Fuck!
487
00:23:51,326 --> 00:23:52,335
Hey!
488
00:23:58,272 --> 00:23:59,740
Wha...
489
00:23:59,745 --> 00:24:01,600
Jeez, Oliver, what was that?
490
00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:02,898
I call it the Mariah.
491
00:24:02,903 --> 00:24:05,740
It's a-a pound of glitter,
a jar of rubber cement,
492
00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,913
and-and just a nugget of C-4.
493
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:09,553
Well, cool.
494
00:24:09,558 --> 00:24:12,739
There goes our best chance at
catching him and clearing our names.
495
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:15,873
Generating podcast content
that's worth a damn.
496
00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:19,168
All foiled because of this
pussy willow blowing in the wind.
497
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:20,381
See you guys later.
498
00:24:20,982 --> 00:24:22,749
Mabel, I'm sorry.
499
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:23,881
I should have...
500
00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:25,716
I just feel like walking!
501
00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:27,384
I need some space.
502
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,944
She's fine. This happens
every third or fourth episode.
503
00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:35,826
- But you do have to end it with Jan!
- I know.
504
00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:38,437
It's just gonna be hard and unpleasant.
505
00:24:41,098 --> 00:24:42,670
Maybe I don't have to.
506
00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:45,608
- But you do. We just went over it.
- No.
507
00:24:45,613 --> 00:24:47,865
Maybe I don't have to.
508
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:52,091
Are you good to drive?
509
00:24:57,168 --> 00:24:59,713
Okay, I'm heading out. Any messages?
510
00:24:59,718 --> 00:25:02,404
People are loving the episode.
511
00:25:02,409 --> 00:25:04,702
- Mm.
- Jimmy's a hit.
512
00:25:05,147 --> 00:25:07,615
Good job, Poppy!
513
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:09,747
Oh, Stanley's turning three tomorrow.
514
00:25:09,752 --> 00:25:12,451
Can you write me a card? He
can't read. He won't know.
515
00:25:13,039 --> 00:25:15,079
I-I was wondering, did
you have a chance to, um...
516
00:25:16,479 --> 00:25:19,313
- Uh, what we talked about earlier?
- Earlier?
517
00:25:19,465 --> 00:25:20,591
Oh, earlier,
518
00:25:20,596 --> 00:25:22,765
when you asked for a
promotion in front of Luís
519
00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:25,230
and made everyone really uncomfortable.
520
00:25:26,414 --> 00:25:29,368
Oh... What?
521
00:25:29,373 --> 00:25:31,750
You put me on the spot.
What am I supposed to say?
522
00:25:31,755 --> 00:25:34,091
"No, you're never going to be promoted"?
523
00:25:34,096 --> 00:25:35,664
That would have been awkward.
524
00:25:35,757 --> 00:25:38,789
You are a rock star assistant, Poppy.
525
00:25:38,794 --> 00:25:42,131
The way you pluck every
last piece of cilantro
526
00:25:42,136 --> 00:25:44,180
out of my buffalo chicken bowl.
527
00:25:44,185 --> 00:25:45,728
You're like a surgeon.
528
00:25:46,828 --> 00:25:48,329
Thank you.
529
00:25:49,075 --> 00:25:51,160
When I was an intern at the Post,
530
00:25:51,165 --> 00:25:53,960
Kay Graham gave me a
great piece of advice.
531
00:25:53,965 --> 00:25:57,960
She said, "Don't be too good
at a job you don't want."
532
00:25:58,979 --> 00:26:00,828
And she was a real cunt.
533
00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:15,210
Hello again, Charles-Haden S...
534
00:26:15,215 --> 00:26:17,551
Sazz.
535
00:26:22,234 --> 00:26:24,454
Bear with me here, babe.
I'm almost off-book.
536
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,211
Charles just sent these pages.
537
00:26:26,516 --> 00:26:28,685
What is that?
538
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,382
Are those lines?
539
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,634
Roll sound, camera...
540
00:26:33,022 --> 00:26:35,294
Action. Jan...
541
00:26:35,819 --> 00:26:37,325
we need to talk.
542
00:26:37,775 --> 00:26:40,694
It gives me no pleasure
to say this, but...
543
00:26:41,248 --> 00:26:43,030
I think we should see other people.
544
00:26:43,723 --> 00:26:46,225
Is he... A-are you...
545
00:26:47,769 --> 00:26:50,272
He's breaking up with me with you?
546
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:52,362
This is ridiculous. Where's Charles?
547
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,717
I'm told it's customary to say,
548
00:26:55,253 --> 00:26:57,436
"It's not you.
549
00:26:57,441 --> 00:26:59,360
It's me."
550
00:26:59,365 --> 00:27:02,492
But, come on, let's face
it. It's, like, 80-20 you.
551
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:04,397
- I'm hanging up.
- Jan.
552
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,627
I don't love you anymore.
553
00:27:07,262 --> 00:27:10,140
I'm sorry. I suggested
as much as the other day,
554
00:27:10,145 --> 00:27:11,313
but I was afraid.
555
00:27:11,886 --> 00:27:13,888
I was afraid of you.
556
00:27:14,037 --> 00:27:16,206
I was afraid of being alone.
557
00:27:17,342 --> 00:27:18,969
But I'm not afraid anymore.
558
00:27:20,418 --> 00:27:22,420
Well, I am still afraid of you.
559
00:27:23,693 --> 00:27:25,677
But I'm not afraid of being alone.
560
00:27:26,576 --> 00:27:30,162
And... I don't want to hurt you.
561
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:33,209
But this is goodbye.
562
00:27:35,336 --> 00:27:38,631
I'll never forget all
that you taught me.
563
00:27:39,597 --> 00:27:42,475
The anatomy of your bassoon.
564
00:27:43,582 --> 00:27:45,084
The long joint.
565
00:27:46,007 --> 00:27:47,925
The butt joint.
566
00:27:48,324 --> 00:27:49,784
The crook.
567
00:27:53,199 --> 00:27:55,012
Gets pretty porny.
568
00:27:55,634 --> 00:27:57,277
Doing anything for you?
569
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,342
- Oh, yeah.
- Well, then I'll continue.
570
00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:03,584
Hello?
571
00:28:05,388 --> 00:28:06,639
Alice?
572
00:28:08,174 --> 00:28:10,009
Apparently, the yolk is supposed to...
573
00:28:10,014 --> 00:28:12,141
"walk not run," whatever that means.
574
00:28:12,146 --> 00:28:14,226
Sorry, I'm getting into
character. What did you say?
575
00:28:14,231 --> 00:28:15,904
What the fuck?
576
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:18,740
- Hey.
- Hey.
577
00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:21,709
Hey.
578
00:28:22,945 --> 00:28:24,947
Oh my effing G, is that her?
579
00:28:39,029 --> 00:28:41,072
Let's just try that again.
580
00:28:42,402 --> 00:28:43,807
Okay, the way you just said "14,"
581
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:46,810
I want you to say
"savage" like that. Like...
582
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,396
Like it's your last
breath. Okay, try that.
583
00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:52,082
Okay.
584
00:28:52,907 --> 00:28:53,949
Alice.
585
00:28:54,505 --> 00:28:57,020
Mabel? What are you doing here?
586
00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,481
What am I...
587
00:29:00,379 --> 00:29:01,881
This is my apartment.
588
00:29:01,886 --> 00:29:04,889
I'm sorry. You weren't meant
to see it like this. Not yet.
589
00:29:04,894 --> 00:29:06,895
Let me explain. Um...
590
00:29:07,268 --> 00:29:08,895
I was just trying to help.
You know, I was looking
591
00:29:08,899 --> 00:29:10,444
at your trauma through a fine-art lens.
592
00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,075
I was going for something
more photo-realistic...
593
00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:17,548
Mabel? Mabel? Are you okay?
594
00:29:17,553 --> 00:29:19,555
Mabel? Let me explain!
595
00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:21,999
Mabel!
596
00:29:34,626 --> 00:29:37,921
Okay, so they said DNA
results in 36 hours,
597
00:29:37,926 --> 00:29:39,399
and here I am, refreshing my inbox.
598
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:40,824
I got nothing.
599
00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:42,483
I'm a mess, Charles.
600
00:29:42,488 --> 00:29:44,156
All I want is a soothing
bowl of tzatziki,
601
00:29:44,161 --> 00:29:46,442
but Greek food is
triggering for me right now.
602
00:29:46,907 --> 00:29:49,785
What if I lose my son and
my dips in a single day?
603
00:29:53,443 --> 00:29:56,488
Yes. You can stay here
until your email comes.
604
00:29:56,493 --> 00:29:57,887
Thank you.
605
00:29:58,019 --> 00:29:59,402
And while we wait,
606
00:29:59,893 --> 00:30:01,853
maybe I can introduce
you to the wide world
607
00:30:01,858 --> 00:30:03,860
of South American salsas.
608
00:30:04,656 --> 00:30:05,907
Huh?
609
00:30:05,912 --> 00:30:07,455
Ecch...
610
00:30:13,692 --> 00:30:15,485
- Hello?
- Hi. It's Poppy.
611
00:30:15,490 --> 00:30:17,469
Poppy White? I wanted to apologize...
612
00:30:17,474 --> 00:30:19,297
Hey, right now's not a good time.
613
00:30:19,302 --> 00:30:21,137
Actually, it's the worst fucking time.
614
00:30:21,142 --> 00:30:24,145
I didn't stand up to her,
um, but you have to understand
615
00:30:24,150 --> 00:30:26,611
Cinda is like a monster and a goddess.
616
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:28,493
It's, um, it's hard to explain.
617
00:30:28,498 --> 00:30:30,625
- I have to go, okay?
- Oh, wait! Um...
618
00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:32,298
She didn't finish college.
619
00:30:33,184 --> 00:30:34,765
Who? Cinda?
620
00:30:34,770 --> 00:30:36,897
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
she dropped out, and, um,
621
00:30:36,957 --> 00:30:37,959
and her teeth aren't real.
622
00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:41,216
- What are you talking about?!
- Cinda is a liar,
623
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,719
and-and it goes way deeper
than dental implants.
624
00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:47,208
I mean, you were right. She will
do anything to tell a good story.
625
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,761
Trust me, you learn a lot about a woman
626
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,476
when you manage her calendar.
627
00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,478
And she's got her
sights on you now, so...
628
00:30:54,122 --> 00:30:57,917
if you and those old men need
my help, please, let me know.
629
00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:59,563
I know where all the bodies are buried.
630
00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:02,687
And there are lots of bodies.
631
00:31:02,692 --> 00:31:05,195
Uh, so to speak. Okay...
632
00:31:08,803 --> 00:31:10,055
Hello?
633
00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:12,812
Mabel?
634
00:31:12,817 --> 00:31:14,569
And they just put the
mango right in there?
635
00:31:14,574 --> 00:31:17,078
- Comes like that.
- It's ingenious.
636
00:31:17,187 --> 00:31:18,688
Mm!
637
00:31:20,701 --> 00:31:22,911
What do you need? A hug?
638
00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,418
Personally, I don't like hugs, but...
639
00:31:26,976 --> 00:31:29,437
- Oh. It's just Will.
- Hm.
640
00:31:29,442 --> 00:31:31,796
Look at that. My-my
son sent me a video.
641
00:31:34,298 --> 00:31:38,225
Yo! Bloody Mabel sighting number two!
She just stabbed some dude!
642
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,526
I'll take that hug now.
643
00:32:02,873 --> 00:32:07,873
Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
46632
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
