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- Dennis.
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Ah, I see you also
appreciate a nice backyard.
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- Jack don't.
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- What just because
I'm married doesn't mean
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I can't enjoy the view.
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- You're the boss.
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- Ah, yes come to daddy.
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- Oh, morning Dad.
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- You want me to
drive you uptown,
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so you can hit on your mom?
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- So, I decided
dyeing my hair was
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the perfect way to do
research on an article
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about how blondes
are treated differently.
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I've already noticed a big
change in the way people...
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Dad, I'm telling you my idea,
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you're not even looking at me.
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- Try turning around.
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- Sorry pumpkin, it
sounds like a terrific article.
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- Oh, you think so?
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- Oh, I do it's
daring, and creative,
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and the next time
you dye your hair,
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put out a memo.
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- What's with him?
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- He's old.
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- So, does Elliot
know about this?
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- He hasn't seen it yet.
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He's doing a shoot all
day at the Bronx Zoo.
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- Oh, you know the rhino there
has a pet kitten named Rocky.
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You learn a lot if
you rent the headset.
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- Friends, clear your calendars.
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Two nights from
tonight, the A&E network
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is airing my biography.
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- Oh, Nina that's great.
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- Bottom of the barrel week
continues with Nina Van Horn.
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- It's called comeback
week, you little hedgehog.
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- Oo, you know the hedgehog
at the zoo is pregnant?
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Artificial
insemination.
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- Anyway, I'm going to
throw a fabulous party
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here at the office,
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and we'll drink champagne,
and we'll watch the...
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Maya, you're blonde.
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- Yes!
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- Wow, and may
I say you look hot.
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- Thank you, Nina.
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That's so sweet.
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Women are jealous, feel
threatened by new me.
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- Just think, an entire
TV show dedicated to me.
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Just me.
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Me, me, me.
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It's really quite humbling.
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- Calm down, they also
did one on Yosemite Sam.
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- Your family must
be very excited.
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- Oh yes.
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Everyone on the farm
is gonna be watching.
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My Pa even hired the
slow boy from the feed store
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to hold the antenna.
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- Oh my god,
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that was the lobby.
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My old figure skating
partner is on her way up.
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- Who?
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- In high school, Nicole and
I were the most promising
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skating team in the
Hudson Valley region.
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Pure magic on ice.
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We were gonna make people forget
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they've even heard of
Cranston and Popowitz.
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Yeah.
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Of course, I had a secret no
one could've ever guessed.
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- You were in love with her.
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- I was in love with her.
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Till one day, a freak
accident put an end to it all.
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And she never spoke to me again.
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- Hey.
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- Can I help you, ma'am?
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- Dad, it's me.
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- Oh for the love
of god, put on a hat.
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- Finch, there's a
woman here to see you.
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- Oh my god, that's her.
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What do I do?
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- Listen to your head,
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but don't be afraid
to follow your heart.
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- Yeah, great.
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This guy doesn't even
recognize his own daughter.
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- Dennis?
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- Nicole.
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Hey, how are ya?
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- Good. Good. You?
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- Oh, I can't complain.
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So, how did you
know where to find me?
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- Your web page.
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I loved the tribute to your cat.
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- I thought he deserved
the proper e-burial.
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- Anyway, I sort of
had a favor to ask.
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It's about skating.
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- You still compete?
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- I'm training for the
over-30 mid-state amateurs.
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- Oh wow.
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- I know.
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It's going to be tough.
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That's why I came to
you, I need your help.
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I want you to coach
me and Justin.
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- What? Who's Justin?
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- My skating partner.
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See, the competition's
in two days,
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and we're having problems.
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- Coach you and another guy?
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- Mm-hm.
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Don't get me wrong.
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Justin is great technically,
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and he lifts me
like I weigh nothing.
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- Well, I could've lifted you,
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I just thought that
would pandering, yes.
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- It would be pandering, I know.
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What he's missing is the flare,
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the passion that you always had.
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I thought maybe you
could teach him that.
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- Well, I can't.
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I'm much too busy here.
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- Well, if you won't
help, you won't.
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It's just that I figured
you owed me one.
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- I owe you?!
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- That's right, or
don't you remember
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fracturing my pelvis?!
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- Hairline fracture! Hairline!
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And I remember someone
throwing away years
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of hard work because
of one little spill.
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We were a team!
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We were going places!
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- You couldn't believe
we were going anywhere
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after that trainwreck!
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- Would I have bothered
designing and sewing
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our costumes, if I didn't?
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- Maybe.
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Didn't you sew other
people's costumes, too?
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- Oh, so now there's
something wrong with a kid
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starting his own business.
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- Maya?
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In here.
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How was the zoo shoot?
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- It was useless.
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None of the animals
would come out.
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Except for one spider monkey,
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who spent the afternoon
pleasing himself.
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Oh baby,
you want a drink?
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- No, just sleep.
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I've got a swimwear shoot all
day tomorrow at the aquarium.
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Oh god, too tired to move.
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- Are you sure?
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- But then again,
you snooze you lose.
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Wow, that was great.
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- Kind of fun with
the blonde hair, right?
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- Yeah, it was like having
sex with a total stranger.
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It was nice.
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- Wait, were you
imagining I wasn't me?
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- Well, yeah.
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- Because of the hair?
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- Well, yeah.
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- Elliot!
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- Maya, there's nothing wrong
with having a little fantasy.
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It's healthy.
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Especially, when two
people love each other.
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- What was I?
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Some tattooed floozy
in thigh-high boots
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that you picked up at some bar?!
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- No.
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- Then what?
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- A naked blonde stranger
having sex with me.
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Men don't need
all that extra stuff.
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- I have to say, I'm insulted.
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- Didn't we just
have a great time?
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- Yeah, but you were pretending
that I was someone else.
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- If I fantasize, it
shows that I feel
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at home enough with you
to forget about my inhibitions.
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- Oh, and I suppose
in this sorted fantasy
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I had some sort of slutty name.
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- You didn't introduce yourself,
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and I thought,
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"Hey, I'm gettin'
some, why push it?"
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- Oh!
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- Ow, ow!
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Put me down.
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- Then how am I
supposed to lift you?
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You don't lift her.
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You allow her to fly.
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- Dennis, you came!
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Justin, this is the guy
who's gonna help us.
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- Help us do what?
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Find the Lucky Charms?
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- Hey, if your boyfriend's
not cool with this,
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I'll split.
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- I'm not her boyfriend.
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We're just skating partners.
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- And we're very
grateful you came.
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Aren't we?
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- Yeah, I guess.
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- Don't be grateful.
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I didn't come here as a favor.
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It was the call of the ice.
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The smooth, sweet, silky ice.
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- Nina, check it out.
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I got this to watch
your biography in style.
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It's the biggest, most advanced,
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flat screen television, ever.
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It's got instant replay,
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picture in picture,
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and it only weighs 12 pounds.
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12 pounds.
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What, are you jealous?
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- No, it's about Ed McMahon.
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- Nina, when will you learn?
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They never leave their wives.
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- No, it's nothing like that.
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My friend at A&E just called,
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and apparently Ed
pushed an old woman
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out of the way of
a speeding cab,
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and ended up
getting hit himself.
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An ambulance just
took him to the hospital.
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- That's horrible,
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but I don't quite see how...
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- If he dies, A&E is
going to air his biography
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instead of scheduled
programming.
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And the scheduled
programming is me.
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- Oh, that's terrible,
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but I'm sure wherever
Ed's family is,
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their prayers are with you.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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- How was the aquarium?
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- Oh, they threw us out.
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Apparently, my flash
enraged the giant squid.
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Still mad about last night?
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- Well, actually I've
given it a lot of thought,
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and here.
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- What's this?
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- A security guard uniform.
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I was hoping you'd put it on.
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- Ha, ha, ha, I get it.
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You're teaching me a lesson.
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You're giving me a
taste of my own medicine.
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- No, it's not like that.
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See, I know that last night
I was being close-minded,
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or as my therapist said,
I had my judge's robe on.
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I realized that you were just
exploring a healthy fantasy,
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and now I know that it's
safe for me to explore mine.
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- Really?
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- Yeah, so...
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You in?
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- Are you kidding?
This is great.
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- Okay, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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It's like this.
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You're walking your
beat, and you see me
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a bookish co-ed with
an untapped wild side.
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And you, security officer Ken,
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think I've just shoplifted.
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Of course I didn't, but you
have to search me anyway.
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- I'm here to please.
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- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
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Get dressed, get dressed.
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- Officer Ken it is.
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What's this?
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- The thing you think I stole.
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- Toothpaste?
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- Well, we needed some anyway.
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- See that Justin?
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00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,668
Do you see that?!
265
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,804
You see how Randy's
eyes never leave Tai
266
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,339
while she's in the air?
267
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,476
He's using his eyes
to guide her to safety.
268
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That's skating.
269
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Skating!
270
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,215
- I've been watching
tapes all day.
271
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I'm sick of this!
272
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- Sit your ass down, fella!
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No one dismissed
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All right, take five, cool off.
275
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,992
- Dennis, will we
ever get there?
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00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,128
- You're already there.
277
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,130
You always were.
278
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From the first day
I laid eyes on you.
279
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,322
- Oh, you are so sweet.
280
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:17,495
I'm gonna owe you big
time, if we win this thing.
281
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,632
- Maybe in a way,
we've already won.
282
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- Hi, hi!
283
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,951
Dennis, how does your
little friend like the TV?
284
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,187
Have you ever seen such clarity?
285
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,889
- Actually, my parents
just bought one...
286
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,924
- Well, this one's better.
287
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,725
Now, fasten your
seat belts while
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00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,695
I demonstrate the
surround around sound.
289
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,698
- Jack, I need to
take the afternoon off
290
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,033
to go to the hospital.
291
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,701
- Get well soon.
292
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,237
- No, to find out Ed
McMahon's condition.
293
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,438
I keep calling the hospital,
294
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,073
but they won't tell me anything.
295
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,375
- You'll be back on
your feet in no time.
296
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:01,405
Okay, it's gonna sound
like crickets are everywhere.
297
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,253
Don't panic.
298
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,360
- Oh, I'm sorry.
299
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,428
- Oh, no problem.
300
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,596
- Hey, nice uniform.
301
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,832
- Oh, thanks.
302
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,967
- Yeah, you know, I did a little
303
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,501
security work myself recently.
304
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,536
- I'm Elliot.
305
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,560
- I'm Ken.
306
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,606
- Security Officer Ken?
307
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,743
- I thought we agreed fantasies
were healthy and desirable.
308
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,546
- Yes, when it's about an
anonymous made-up someone else,
309
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,748
not a specific someone
else who is six foot two,
310
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,150
and works in the lobby.
311
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,120
- Okay, so now you get to
decide what's in my fantasies?
312
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,388
- I'm not saying that.
313
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,124
You can fantasize about
any imaginary stranger.
314
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,359
- And that's it?
315
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,294
- No, you can also
make me a composite
316
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,196
of really famous
people that you have
317
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,464
no chance of ever meeting.
318
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,553
- Oh, Elliot.
319
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,400
You're being silly.
320
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,568
- Oh, am I?
321
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,536
Fine, then back at ya.
322
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,405
Tonight, you're Nina.
323
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,907
That's right, tonight
I'll be getting in bed
324
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,276
with Maya Gallo, but I'll be
making love to Nina Van Horn.
325
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,044
And after that, it's
Meg from accounting,
326
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,713
and after that, the Jamaican
girl who delivers the toner.
327
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,582
So, who's next for you, Maya?
328
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,273
The sky's the limit.
329
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,220
- I'll just stick with Ken.
330
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,685
- Mr. McMahon?
331
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,126
Ed, can you hear me?
332
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:55,597
Dear God, I know that
it would be selfish of me
333
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,956
to ask for this man to live,
334
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:03,339
but if you could just
allow him to linger
335
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,808
until nine o'clock tonight.
336
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,376
Eight o'clock central.
337
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,202
I would be forever grateful.
338
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:16,919
Hail Mary, the Holy
Ghost, David and Goliath,
339
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,720
and all the rest of them, amen.
340
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,523
- You buzzed, Mr. McMahon?
341
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,126
- Get this religious
freak out of here!
342
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,561
I'm trying to get some sleep.
343
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,397
- Oh my god, I've brought
him out of his coma.
344
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,332
- Coma?!
345
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,400
You told me it was a concussion!
346
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,901
What year is this?
347
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,437
Are my kids still alive?
348
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,938
- Just calm down, Mr. McMahon.
349
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,840
- Did Johnny send flowers?
350
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,130
Are those his?!
351
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,533
You. Out.
352
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,814
- Feel better, Ed.
353
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,083
- Who is that woman?!
354
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,485
- Oh, tune in
tonight and find out!
355
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,089
- Can I talk to you?
356
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:53,922
- I'm busy.
357
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,024
- You're eating pudding?
358
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,592
- Yes, but I'm
fantasizing it's Jello.
359
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,616
- Please.
360
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,833
Well, I think you've
suffered long enough.
361
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,035
- What do you mean?
362
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,636
- All that Ken stuff,
I didn't mean it.
363
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,973
I just wanted to teach a lesson.
364
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,208
- I knew it.
365
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,276
I knew it was a put-on.
366
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,445
- I wanted to get back at
you for that blonde bimbo stuff,
367
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,779
and it worked.
368
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,415
- Ken. Ken.
369
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,786
- I'm not into anybody but you.
370
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:28,090
- Same here,
sweetie, completely.
371
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,058
Of course, there are other ways
372
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,160
to keep our sex life exciting.
373
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,184
- Such as?
374
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,897
- Oh, I don't know.
375
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:39,090
Such as making love some
place risky and dangerous.
376
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,371
- What, right here?
377
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,605
- Yeah, right here, right now.
378
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:44,806
- Yeah, but it's the
middle of the day,
379
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,275
and there are people
right outside the door.
380
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,310
Like co-workers,
and delivery persons.
381
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,834
- And Ken, the security guard.
382
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:54,450
- Take me.
383
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,419
Oh yeah.
384
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,926
- Okay, I'm here.
385
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,429
Now, remember
cowboy, Pocahontas,
386
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,530
forbidden love.
387
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,733
Why aren't you in your costume?
388
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,402
- I twisted my ankle.
389
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,426
- What?!
390
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,140
- Can you get me an ice pack?
391
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,164
- Sure.
392
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,379
- How did this happen?
393
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,281
- It was during warm-ups.
394
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,949
We were working
on our triple axels,
395
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:29,651
and then, we were about
to try them side by side.
396
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,687
She's so perfect.
397
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,322
She's got the body
of Britney Spears,
398
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,024
and the wisdom of Princess Leia.
399
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,560
I should just take her in
my arms and comfort her,
400
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,261
and finally tell her how I feel.
401
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,098
- And then, I twisted
my stupid ankle!
402
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,332
Can you believe it?
403
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,533
- Listen, Nicole...
404
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,436
- Dennis, can I be
really open with you?
405
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,971
- Of course you can.
406
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,143
- I'm in love with Justin.
407
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,311
- Who's Justin?
408
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,113
Oh, that guy?
409
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,714
You're in love with him?!
410
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,184
- He doesn't know, but
do you have any idea
411
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,853
what it's like to be in love
with someone for so long,
412
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,888
and not be able to tell them?
413
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:07,912
Do you?
414
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,728
- I'm afraid I don't.
415
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,423
- This competition
means so much to him.
416
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,905
It'd just kill me if I cost him
his chance at glory tonight.
417
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:24,840
- Well, what can I get you?
418
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,975
Painkillers, a cortisone shot?
419
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:27,809
- That won't work.
420
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,077
- Well, what will work?
421
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,636
What do you need?
I'll do anything.
422
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,523
Remember, desire, joy, passion.
423
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,659
And adjust for me weighing
10 pounds less than her.
424
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:07,142
I know it's not customary for
honorable mention to speak,
425
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,411
but I wanna dedicate
this performance
426
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,981
to a very special little lady
who's out there right now...
427
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,884
It is now a
block free skate free skate.
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