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- Finch, how do I look?
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- Uh, like a desperate
woman hanging
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onto a youth she
can't even remember.
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- How bout now?
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- Much better.
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- Okay.
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Oh,
you ready to go, Elliot?
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- I can hardly wait.
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- Well where are you guys goin'?
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- Oh, we're judges at the
Rave TV Fashion Awards
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today's the orientation meeting.
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- You made him a judge?
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But you said you were
going to make me a judge.
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- Dear, people say a lot
of things when they're lying.
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- Wow, these
categories are so specific.
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Outstanding swimsuit
model 95 pounds and under.
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- At least get me backstage.
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There'll be hot girls around.
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And then we all go back
to Puff Daddy's house.
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There are gonna be
really, really hot girls
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running around.
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We're gonna take
a jacuzzi, get naked,
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and that's when I
sell 'em this groove.
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♪ Z-z-z-zootdippa dippy dog
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♪ Yo yo yo yippie
yo ♪ Yippie yay
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♪ Yip yap yow ♪ Not
my gun ♪ Not my gun
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- And finally, I propose
we end every issue
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of Emily with the parody
of a well-known poet
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because even a literary
magazine should have
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a sense of whimsy.
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Thank you.
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- Well, Maya, I've heard a
lot of magazine proposals,
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but that one was very complete.
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- Oh, you think so?
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- Oh yeah, I mean,
is it still light out?
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- See, I know Emily
is not going to outsell
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Rolling Stone but it still
has a great demographic,
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Educated, well-read,
women who appreciate...
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- Deerslayer.
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- What?
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- Nothing, go on, well
educated, something or other.
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- That was a signal
to Finch, wasn't it?
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What, is he supposed
to barge in here
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and save you from
my boring proposal?
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- Maya, please, how
could you get that
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from a simple word
like, deerslayer?
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- Jack, there's a crisis,
Maya needs you right away.
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Didn't you say deerslayer?
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- I meant foxfire.
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- If you didn't like my proposal
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why don't you just say so?
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- Jack Gallo's office.
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- Honey, it's just
not a good time
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to launch a magazine.
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The market is saturated.
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- But that's my point.
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There isn't a market for this.
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I mean yet.
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- Jack, that was a guy
from your Country Club,
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he says you can't
have your 8:00 tee time.
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- Why not?
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- Cause he already
gave it to your son.
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- Damn, you gotta be quick.
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Wait, I don't have a son.
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- I mentioned that it's named
after Emily Dickinson right?
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- There's some guy
running around claiming
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to be Tad Gallo.
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- Tad Gallo, this
guys got some nerve.
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Call the club back
and get a number
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for this bozo.
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Arrange a little meeting.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Don't mention my name.
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- Right.
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What name should I use?
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- Hmm, I've always
been fond of Rex Cable.
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- I'll think of something.
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- Okay, everybody.
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Let's get going.
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I know we don't
vote until Thursday,
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but there's still lots to do.
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Well, I see some new
faces, I see some old faces,
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I see some new
faces on old bodies...
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Hamilton.
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- Hammy, is that you?
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Did they leave anything?
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- Okay, before we dive in, does
anyone have any questions?
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- I was wondering, when
voting for best designer,
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do we base it on originality...
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Hold that thought.
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Champagne, everyone.
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Oh.
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Thinking of you from
Tennes active wear.
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Well, I'd say Tennes is
going to be hard to beat.
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- What are they nominated for?
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- Who cares, hand me a ballot.
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- They're kidding, right?
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- I hope so.
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People, let's now be
swayed by the champagne.
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- Thank you.
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- Because I heard that
Dor d'luge is sending us all
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DVD players.
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Yes.
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- Does anybody have
a problem with this?
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- I do, too dry.
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Better luck next year, Tennes.
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- We can't keep
any of this stuff.
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It's bribery.
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- Bribery.
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- Elliot, it's not bribery.
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These are souvenirs.
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- What exactly
is the difference?
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- To be a souvenir,
the item must have
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the word souvenir printed on it.
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- Don't worry, it's
all in the by-laws.
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♪ Oh, that reminds me
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Look what came yesterday
from Tod Herman Designs.
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Souvenir leather shoulder bags.
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- For God's sakes.
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This is-this is so soft.
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- And, it could be
like the New Yorker
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only smarter,
without all the flash.
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- Uh-huh, now where
the hell is this guy?
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- Oh Dad, take it easy.
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- Take it easy.
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Maya, this con artist is
disgracing the Gallo name.
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I assure you this is not
what your Grandfather
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had in mind when he
changed it from Gallofart.
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We're here to meet
a Mr. Gallo for lunch.
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- He's already
here. Right this way.
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- Hey, son, long time no see!
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Or don't you
recognize your old man,
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you lying little dirtbag?
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- Oh, no, this isn't...
This isn't Mr. Gallo.
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- Honest mistake.
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Maya, throw some money at this.
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- That's Mr. Gallo.
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- Now, you make sure those
seats are in the front row,
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because when that
chopper leaves Miss Saigon,
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I want to be picking rice
paddy out of my teeth,
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you hear me?
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- So you're Tad Gallo?
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- Yeah, that's me
baby, G-a-double l... oh!
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Mr. Gallo, I know
this looks bad...
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- So, you're the guy
claiming to be my son.
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- Please Sir, let me explain.
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- You got 60 seconds.
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- Cuban?
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- 90 Seconds.
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- You see, I'm trying to break
into the publishing business,
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and I needed to get a
few doors opened, and,
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like a great
entrepreneur once said,
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you got to connive to survive.
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- Hey, that's from
my autobiography.
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- I know!
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It's brilliant!
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It makes me proud to
pretend I'm your son.
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- I... i'm flattered, but, uh,
this little charade of yours,
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it can't actually
be working, can it?
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- Oh yeah, you wouldn't
believe the contacts I've made.
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- But, I mean, there's not
exactly a family resemblance.
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How do you pull it off?
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- Well, I took care of it.
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- You're lucky he had
a great sense of... oh!
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You're Tad Gallo?
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- Why is that so funny?
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- Well, you know
because you're...
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- Because I'm what?
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- Well, don't take this
the wrong way but,
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I suppose it's possible.
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- And that Sir,
is how I pull it off.
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- Hey, I love it.
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Waiter, a drink for
my fake, black son.
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And by putting
the printing facility
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under a different corporate
name, I'm able to...
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- Decrease your tax liability.
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- It's like I'm
looking into a mirror,
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at night.
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- Dad, I, oh.
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- What's up, pumpkin?
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- Um, well, I've done some
rethinking about Emily.
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- Your cousin with
the wandering eye?
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- No, my magazine proposal.
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- Ooh, jack, if we
don't hit the golf course,
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we're not going to
make our tee time.
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- Dad, you're not
even listening to me!
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- Sure, I am, pumpkin.
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Cousin, wandering eye, very sad.
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- No, dad, my magazine
idea, and excuse me, Tad,
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but my confidential
magazine idea.
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- Could you tell Dennis
to push the tee time back?
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- Thank you.
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- Until when?
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- Point number one, poetry
is a dance of the intellect.
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- Thursday.
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- Point number two...
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- Hey, if it's not
too much trouble,
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Jack wanted me to
ask you if you could
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push the tee time back.
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- Listen up here, tee time.
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If anyone here is
Jack's fake son, it's me.
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- What's that?
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- I see you moving
in on the old man,
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worming your way
into his confidence.
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Let me tell you something.
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I will not eat, drink,
or sleep until I discover
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your little plan.
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- My plan is to pursue
a career in publishing.
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- Guess again, my friend.
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You just rolled the dice, baby,
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and they came up Finch eyes.
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- Look, I don't know
why you're mad at me
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or what it is you do here...
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- Da, da, da, all
you need to know
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is I'm a very
important integral part
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of the infrastructure
of the organization.
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- Well, how important
do you have to be
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before they give
you a chair, dude?
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- Someone keeps taking it.
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- I'm sorry, I still say
it's not the right time
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for a magazine.
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- So none of my research
has had any effect on you?
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- Well, your pie graph
made me hungry.
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Hey, I meant to ask
you, why Tad Gallo?
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- Because I always tell
people that I'm just a tad Gallo.
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You like that one?
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I do, I do.
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You know, it reminds me
of the time when I tried to
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fake my way into the
New York Athletic Club.
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- Maya?
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- Yes?
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- That son of a
bitch stole our daddy.
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- Finch.
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Check out my camcorder.
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All the judges got
one as a souvenir.
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- Hey, Finch, I'm shooting you.
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Say something funny.
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- Um...
- Ha, choked.
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Hello, welcome to the
Fundance Film Festival.
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- So you keeping it?
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- Of course I am,
it's a souvenir.
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- Heh heh, souvenir, I love it.
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It's like in high school, I
didn't cheat on my S.A.T.s,
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I teamed up with
the guy in front of me.
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- You know, you've
got it all wrong.
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It's all on the up and up.
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- Dude, relax, it's
me you're talking to.
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- No look, it says
souvenir right there.
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- Okay.
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- You're not looking.
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_ Dude, I'm not
gonna narc on you.
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- There's nothing
to narc on, all right.
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It's-the by-laws are very clear.
254
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:13,883
- If it's in the by-laws...
255
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,151
- Don't judge me!
256
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,418
I'm a judge.
257
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,254
Don't judge the Judge.
258
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,690
- Come on. why
are you so uptight?
259
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,525
What have you
got, gold in there?
260
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,767
- Hey. is my dad in there?
261
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,635
Ha ha ha!
262
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:36,773
- Yeah, he's working on a
project with precious, Tad.
263
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,107
- What kind of project?
264
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,743
Ha ha ha!
265
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:44,002
- A stupid laugh at
everything project.
266
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:49,052
- Hey, Fish, are there any
diet sodas in the fridge?
267
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:53,455
- Uh, finch is the name,
and, uh, I wouldn't know.
268
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,658
Some of us don't need to diet.
269
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,026
- Yeah. Yeah.
270
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,585
Well, if anything, you
should bulk up, man.
271
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,867
- I drink those protein
shakes, but nothing happens.
272
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:05,702
- I know.
273
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,972
- Sometimes I do
a scoop and a half.
274
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:10,996
- I know.
275
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:13,910
Hi.
276
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,111
- Hi.
277
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,045
I just came
to get my easel.
278
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,446
- I'll bring it to you later.
279
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,647
- Well, I'm here
now. I'll just take it.
280
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,482
- Well, that doesn't
make any sense.
281
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:23,252
Why don't you run
along, and I'll have Dennis
282
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,922
call a guy from
the loading dock.
283
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,590
- Is there something
you don't want me to see?
284
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,991
- Absolutely not.
285
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,626
- What's this?
286
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,695
- Hey. ho, isn't that great?
287
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,098
Jack's going to help me
launch my own magazine.
288
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,565
Panache, ha ha.
289
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,501
It's about cars, cigars,
and upscale bars.
290
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,805
- Is that so?
291
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,107
- Yeah, we're meeting
with the financial backers
292
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,574
later on today.
293
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,945
- You told me it wasn't a
good time to start a magazine.
294
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,546
- He lied to us, Maya.
295
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,748
He lied to both of us.
296
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,518
- Dennis, if you don't mind,
297
00:12:56,542 --> 00:13:00,356
this is a family matter
between me and Maya and Tad.
298
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,061
- How do you explain this?
299
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,063
- Maya, just calm down.
300
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,833
It's not... Huh, they
made a mistake.
301
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:14,470
It's supposed to be Panache
with an exclamation point.
302
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,938
- No, there's no
exclamation point.
303
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,506
- Really, I always pictured
it with an exclamation...
304
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,742
- Who cares about
the exclamation point.
305
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,844
Either way, it's must a
lame ripoff of Esquire.
306
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,946
- Ooh, now hold on, Sister.
307
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,082
- I am not your Sister.
308
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,117
- I am not your Sister.
309
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,551
- Hey, don't start with me.
310
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:30,486
- Now kids.
311
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,654
- She's the one who started it.
312
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:32,822
- Oh, my god!
313
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,190
He totally started it!
314
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:36,993
- What are you, six?
315
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:37,927
- Jerk.
316
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,162
- Oh, very clever.
317
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,897
She calls herself a Gallo.
318
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,098
- I am a Gallo.
319
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,655
You're the one
who's not a Gallo.
320
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,239
You're not even a Gallofart.
321
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,150
- Elliot, you're late.
322
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,619
Silly, you don't have to
bring your stuff every day.
323
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,553
- I'm returning it.
324
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,754
- What?
325
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,223
- They're bribes and
I'm returning all of it.
326
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,258
- Elliot, don't you dare,
you'll embarrass me.
327
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,359
- I don't care, this is wrong.
328
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,627
We should know better.
329
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,595
You should know better, Nina.
330
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,031
- Ok, as you see
on your ballots...
331
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,566
- Excuse me, before
the vote, I'd like to say
332
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,259
a few words about
these so-called souvenirs.
333
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,807
When I first came
here...
334
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,042
What's that sound?
335
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,376
- My massage chair.
336
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,946
And I suggest
everyone try theirs.
337
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,182
- Wow, that's great.
338
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,450
Where's my ballot?
339
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,086
- As I was saying, just
so there's no semblance
340
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,222
of impropriety, we
should return these gifts.
341
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,558
That way we can vote
with a perfectly clear
342
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,560
conscience, and you know what?
343
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,896
I think that would make
us all feel good, really good.
344
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,187
- Oh, try the lumbar sweep.
345
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,836
- Oh, oh, it's almost naughty.
346
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,973
- Damn it, turn those
massage chairs off.
347
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,341
I will be heard!
348
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,878
Look, I know it's
fun to get free stuff,
349
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,512
but let's not fool ourselves.
350
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,214
These souvenirs aren't free.
351
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,483
The cost is our integrity, and
once you put a price on that,
352
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,385
it's a slippery slope.
353
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,287
Look, I don't want to preach.
354
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,857
I just think we should
all ask ourselves,
355
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,714
what do we believe in?
356
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:19,728
- I don't know, Dez.
357
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,131
I think he may be right.
358
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,332
- What does he know?
359
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,724
He's a newcomer, and
may I add, a real pill.
360
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:32,308
- Well, I am not a newcomer,
and I have something to say.
361
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,110
I have been on this
committee for three years,
362
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,812
and in that time, I have
taken dozens of gifts
363
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:40,682
without a second
thought, that is, until now.
364
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,852
The fact is, we should
be asking ourselves
365
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,089
what we really believe,
what really matters.
366
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,659
And as I sit here on this
souvenir massage chair
367
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,695
eating souvenir caviar,
it just makes me realize
368
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,565
we should be taking these gifts.
369
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,967
Yes.
370
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,435
- What?
371
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,671
- Yes, I am talking about
America's dirty little secret,
372
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,341
that awards always go
to the best and the fastest
373
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,742
and the brightest.
374
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,912
Well, how do you think
that makes the worst
375
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,648
and the slowest and
the dumbest feel?
376
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,019
Well, I can tell you from
experience, not good.
377
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,326
- I don't believe this.
378
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,793
- So, back to business.
379
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,329
Who's taking the Matisse?
380
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,497
- Hey, who gets
Dudley Do-Right's stuff?
381
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,333
- I want what he's wearing.
382
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,024
- Go now. you may be in danger.
383
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,705
- Andrews!
384
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:37,639
- Great to see you again.
385
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,641
You remember my kid, Jeremy?
386
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,245
- Of course, this
is my protégé, Tad.
387
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,180
- Tad.
388
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,204
- Please.
389
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,152
- So, Jack, let's
hear what you got.
390
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,356
- Oh, no, no, no.
This is Tad's show.
391
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,256
- Oh.
392
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,191
- Take it away, kid.
393
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,658
- All right.
394
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,693
Ok, as you can see from
these demographic studies...
395
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,261
Oh, I'm sorry.
396
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,397
Would you gentlemen
please excuse us?
397
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,631
What about the joke?
398
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,400
I thought you were going
to open with the joke.
399
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,802
- Yeah, but I decided not to.
400
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,270
I think the joke's
a little weak.
401
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,338
- What are you talking about?
402
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,706
That's a killer joke.
403
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,709
- Yeah, I kind of
don't even get it.
404
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,645
- Fine, you don't
have to tell the joke.
405
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:17,546
- Cool.
406
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,447
- I'll tell it.
407
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,915
How about this weather?
408
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,550
It's so cold outside,
409
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,720
I saw a lawyer with his
hand in his own pocket.
410
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,791
They're all yours, kid.
411
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,193
- Thanks, Jack.
412
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,529
- Okay, the magazine
is called Panache,
413
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,763
and the basic premise...
414
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,798
- No, no, not just Panache.
415
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,335
Panache with an
exclamation point at the end.
416
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,038
- Uh, there's no
exclamation point.
417
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,207
- Trust me. you want
an exclamation point.
418
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,344
It says excitement,
danger, and glamor.
419
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,413
Now, I admit, it
doesn't say sex,
420
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,181
but we'll have
pictures for that.
421
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,449
You like girls, Jeremy?
422
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:59,710
- What it's really about
is cars and gadgets.
423
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,291
- And sex tips.
424
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,559
- No, no.
425
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,862
Readers of Panache
don't need sex tips.
426
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:10,099
- My wife says
everyone needs sex tips.
427
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,602
- Jack, I think maybe this
meeting's a bit premature.
428
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,137
- Oh, no please,
stay right there.
429
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,605
Uh, Jack, can I see you outside
430
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,307
for just a teeny
tiny little minute?
431
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,542
- Oh, sure.
432
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,133
There will be an
exclamation point.
433
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,549
- What are you
doing to me in there?
434
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,318
- I'm trying to keep you
from making a fool of yourself.
435
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,120
- I appreciate everything
you've done for me,
436
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,589
but let me handle
this in my own style.
437
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,523
- Your style?
438
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,458
You don't have any style.
439
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,892
You're here to learn my style.
440
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:37,826
- Oh, now I get it.
441
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,128
See, you don't want a protégé.
442
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,197
You want a clone of yourself.
443
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,931
No wonder your daughter's
such a head case.
444
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,666
- Hey, you watch your mouth.
445
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:48,070
She may not smoke a
cigar or swing a golf club
446
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,905
or tell a joke right, but
she's more of a Gallo
447
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,173
than you'll ever be.
448
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,708
- Well, if this is what
it takes to be a Gallo,
449
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,742
you can keep it, I'm outta here.
450
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,776
- Quitter!
451
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,011
- Golf hack.
452
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,213
- Poser.
453
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,414
- Biatch!
454
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,185
- I don't know what that means,
but I'm gonna ask around.
455
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,623
- I don't care if Tad's gone.
456
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,125
I will never forgive
Jack for what happened.
457
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,826
Things will never
be the same with us.
458
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,894
- Dennis, there you are.
459
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,997
Before you go, can
you clean the gunk
460
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,398
off my golf shoes?
461
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,036
- Oh, don't you
want Tad to do it?
462
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,060
- No.
463
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,875
- I won't let you down.
464
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,486
- So what are you working on?
465
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,388
- It's a critique of
Susan Faludi's views
466
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,158
on the patriarchy
modern day Germany.
467
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,627
Oh, what's the point?
468
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,729
It's not like anyone
will ever read it.
469
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,765
- I'm glad you
finally came around.
470
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,192
Oh.
471
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,771
Look, Maya.
472
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,707
I'm sorry, I liked Tad's
magazine better than yours.
473
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,976
No, it's not just the magazine.
474
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,680
It's, when I came to
work here three years ago,
475
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,783
I thought that it
would bring us closer.
476
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,542
And you only knew Tad
for five minutes and...
477
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,357
Forget it.
478
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,327
- Maya, you know I love you.
479
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:23,065
But Tad and I, I guess
we just clicked for awhile.
480
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,300
- I know.
481
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,835
And with you and
I, it's like we're on
482
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,471
totally different wavelengths.
- Planets.
483
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,406
That's incredible.
484
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,496
I almost said wavelengths.
485
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,545
It's like we've
got some kind of...
486
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,314
♪ Do do do do do do do do
487
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,973
- Hmm. nice try.
488
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:45,877
- Well.
489
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,464
Hey, I was gonna go
catch the Ranger game.
490
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,432
- Oh, have fun.
491
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,456
- I got an extra ticket.
492
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,837
- Will it be violent?
493
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:02,938
- No.
494
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,307
- Will you buy me a program?
495
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,808
- You got it.
496
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:10,479
- Will it have articles in it
that aren't about hockey?
497
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,150
- Why don't you bring a book?
498
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:33,891
♪ Life keeps bringin'
me back to you
499
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:39,174
♪ Keeps bringin' me home
500
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:43,345
♪ It don't matter
what I want to do
501
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:47,137
♪ It's got a mind of its own
502
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:53,076
♪ Life keeps bringin'
me back to you
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