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- Hi Nina.
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- Morning Steve.
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Oh my god, I'm at work.
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- What do you think?
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It's for Hanna's third birthday.
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It goes 20 miles an hour,
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and shoots hard rubber pellets.
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I also got her a death buggy
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with a rocket launcher.
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- Dad, you know you
can't give these to Hanna.
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They're too dangerous.
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- Are you suggesting I
bought these for myself?
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- Not at all.
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- Well fine, then
I'm keeping them.
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Because Maya is always right.
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- Oh Elliot, Elliot...
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What time are we leaving
for your mom's house?
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- Right after lunch.
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- Hey what's going on?
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- Well, Elliot's driving
me to New Jersey
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to speak to his niece's
nature scout troop about...
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Oh, what is it again?
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Hate crimes?
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- Fashion, Nina.
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You'll be talking about
careers in fashion.
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And I'll be hanging
out with my folks.
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Check out what I got my mom.
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- Awe.
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- It's a commemorative
plate of San Francisco.
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It's our tradition, you know.
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No matter where
I go in the world,
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I always bring her back a plate,
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to show her that I
was thinking of her.
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You know, unless I forgot,
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in which case, you know, you
can buy them in the subway.
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- Meow, meow, meow.
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Look everybody, it's Spartacus.
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Come say hello.
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- Are you gonna, um...
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Let him out of his cage?
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- No he's resting.
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Spartacus just had his first
commercial audition today.
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Did not get it.
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We should hear
in a couple weeks.
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Tell him
he looks thinner.
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- Awe, crap.
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- Look Spartacus,
it's uncle Jack.
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He got a new bell, check it out.
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- There, there.
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Warm and safe.
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- Relax, he's just playing.
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Aren't you Sparty-warty-warty.
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Ah!
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You son of a bitch!
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That was my fault.
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I rushed the cage.
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Hehe... Ow.
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- Hey dad, I've got... Ow!
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- Oh sorry, sweetie.
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- You could've put my eye out.
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- Wow, from 12 feet!
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I mean, I really
should be more careful.
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- If you guys don't mind,
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I'm gonna let Spartacus
run around in here,
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while I pick up
your dry cleaning.
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- Is this really necessary?
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- Oh, yes.
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If I don't let him
stretch his legs,
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he will be impossible
at bath time.
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But Dennis...
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- There's your uncle Jack.
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He loves you.
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Oh shush.
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Have fun.
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- He's staring at you.
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- I see that.
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- Maybe we can just
work in the bullpen.
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- Please, I'm not going to be
chased out of my own office
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by some fuzzy little...
- Here he comes!
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- Oh boy.
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- Why don't we just put
him back in his carrier?
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- Here's an idea,
we'll herd him in.
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Here, take this remote.
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- Can I be the death buggy?
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- You're not ready
for the death buggy.
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Oh, he's quick.
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- Oh look, he's
chasing the tank.
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- Turbo Maya, turbo.
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- Hey, I think he likes it.
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- We're gonna get ya.
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- We're gonna get ya.
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- We got ya.
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- Cookies, girls.
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Pass 'em around, there's
plenty for everybody.
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- Hey ma.
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- Oh hi honey.
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- This is Nina.
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- Oh, hi Nina, I'm Rhoda.
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The girls are very excited
to hear about fashion.
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- Oh, that's so sweet.
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Maybe afterwards, you and
I can sit down, one on one.
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- Oh.
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- Ma, I got a surprise for you.
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- Oh?
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Oh the City by the Bay.
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You sure know how to
make your mother happy.
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- Come on, you're worth it Ma.
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So I brought my laundry.
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- I told you, we're outta beer!
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- Hey dad.
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That's my dad, he hangs
out in the basement.
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It's like "The
Honeymooners", huh Ma?
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- I hear you, I'm going.
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- These two crack me up.
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Don't worry Ma,
I'll run to the store.
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- Thanks.
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- My folks, they say
there's nothing good on TV,
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well here's your show.
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- Girls, I want you to
meet Nina Van Horn.
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She is going to talk
to you about fashion.
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- And hate crimes,
if time permits.
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Hello.
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I am the fashion editor
at Blush magazine.
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"Maga" meaning many
and "zine" meaning pages.
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Many pages.
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Any questions?
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- Who watches your
baby when you're at work?
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- Oh, I don't have a baby.
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- Don't you wanna have a baby?
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- God no.
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- Doesn't your
husband want a baby?
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- Girls, these are all
very good questions,
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but stop asking them.
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But ladies, you
need to think bigger.
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I mean, haven't you ever
wanted more out of life.
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To just live for adventure?
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- Once I started
a fire in my room.
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- You just became my favorite.
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- Can I get you some water?
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- I can't believe
Spartacus is dead.
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- We were just as
shocked as you are.
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- But just... It
doesn't make sense.
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I mean, how could he
get from the office to the...
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To the copy room, and
eat a whole box of toner?
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- We have a theory about that,
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don't we Maya.
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Maya?
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- We think someone,
possibly an intern,
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left the door open,
allowing Spartac...
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Allowing Spartacus...
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I'm sorry dad, I can't.
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- We're all
devastated, sweetheart.
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My point is, his soul has
gone to a better place.
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- I know, I know.
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- His earthly
remains, however...
- Oh.
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Jack your sweater's in here.
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- Keep it.
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Get a grip, you almost blew it.
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- I just don't feel
right about this.
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- Hey, don't be so selfish.
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This is for Dennis.
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- But Dad...
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- How would he feel
coming to work every day,
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knowing we killed his cat,
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all the while
getting our coffee,
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running our errands...
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It would destroy him.
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- He doesn't do
those things for me.
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- Would you like him to?
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- Down, down, down,
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tumbled my dress from the
top of the Empire State Building.
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And I said to myself,
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"Nina, you are going to jail
in the greatest city on earth."
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- Nina, can I have
adventures like you?
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Of course you can.
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The secret is, don't let
anyone tell you how to live.
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I never did.
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Except for the three
years when I was in a cult,
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and the alternative was death.
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- Sorry it took me so long.
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So, have you girls
been learning a lot?
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- Nina says we don't
have to have babies.
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- What?
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- All we need are good legs,
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and a party attitude.
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- This is a joke, right?
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- Uncle Elliot, when I'm
12, I'm gonna run away,
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just like Nina did.
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- Alright now, hold on,
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the world is a much more
dangerous place today.
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If you must go, pair up,
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and stick to the interstate.
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- Alright that's
it, meeting's over.
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Come on, I'm taking
everyone home.
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- Hey listen, before
you take the kids home,
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could you drop me
off in the village?
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- Oh, are you in a hurry?
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Well walk back.
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- Fine, maybe I will.
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I don't need you.
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- Can I keep your lighter?
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- Oh, of course you can.
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- Out, out, everyone, everyone.
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Come on, let's go.
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Come on, come on, that's it.
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- Do you have a baby?
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- No.
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- Does your wife want a baby?
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- Get in the car.
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- You know, maybe I did
go too far with the girls.
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But if I'm guilty of
anything, it's that I...
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I want too much.
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You know, I'm
envious of you people,
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with your simple dreams,
and your tacky lawn furniture.
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I wish I could be
happy with so little,
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but I... I just can't.
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- Take me with you.
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- What?
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- I'm sick of all this.
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I want out.
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I wanna live.
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- Are you serious?
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- Please.
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- Get it yourself,
you big fat jerk!
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He is fat, right?
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- Oh yeah.
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- Those of you who took
the time to know Spartacus,
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knew he was more than just
an award-winning purebred.
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But most of you didn't
take that time, did you?
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Dennis, Dennis.
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- I'll never feel his
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sandy little tongue
between my toes again.
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- Oh, this is just wrong.
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- Wrong and tragic.
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There is nothing more to say.
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But there is
something we can do.
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Dennis, so that Spartacus
will have the burial he deserves,
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the Gallo family would
like to present to you
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a check for $1,000.
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- Thanks Jack.
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You're welcome, Dennis.
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Okay people, let's
work extra hard today,
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for Spartacus!
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- Hello all!
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Look who I have here.
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- I everybody.
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Hi sweetheart.
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- Ma, what are you doing here?
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- Big news, she
left your father.
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- What?
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- And we just saw Al
Pacino get his ass kicked,
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outside a Starbucks.
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- Wait, wait, what was
the first thing you said?
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- He was in "Scent of a Woman".
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"Whooah!"
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- Oh I like that, "Whooah!"
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- "Whooah!"
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- "Whooah!"
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- Okay, everybody just shut up.
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What the hell's going on here?
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- It's something Al
Pacino said in a movie.
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- I know that.
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- Honey, uh, maybe
we should talk in private.
264
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- Please.
265
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,761
- Oh thank you very much.
266
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,478
- Wait, Finch's stupid
cat isn't still in there, is he?
267
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,855
- It's true Elliot,
I've left your father.
268
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,090
- That's just crazy.
269
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,357
- Life is crazy.
270
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,893
- Why are you here?
271
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,594
- Well it seems
that my little speech,
272
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,429
changed your mother's life.
273
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,664
I reached her with words,
274
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,333
like a teacher or
a lawyer or a radio.
275
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,172
- Hey ma.
276
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,372
Come on, let's go downstairs,
277
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,141
we'll have some
coffee, we'll talk about it.
278
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,843
And then I'll take
you back home.
279
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:14,944
- I don't wanna go home.
280
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:15,945
- Oh you're going home.
281
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:16,779
- Oh no I'm not.
282
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,280
- Yes you are!
283
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,749
- Oh honey, I can't talk to
you when you're like this.
284
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:20,917
- Isn't it frustrating?
285
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,921
- Besides, Nina's taking
me to Bloomingdale's.
286
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:25,788
- Chippendale's.
287
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,023
- Oh, right.
288
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,880
- "Whooah!"
- "Whooah!"
289
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:30,993
- "Whooah!"
290
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,204
- Dad you are going
to be so relieved.
291
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,273
I've resolved this whole
thing with Spartacus.
292
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,241
- Who?
293
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,243
Oh right, the cat.
294
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,267
Very sad.
295
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,514
- My therapist said
that confessing to Finch
296
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,816
would just hurt him.
297
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,251
So you see, by
me not telling Finch,
298
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,518
I give myself permission
299
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,855
to feel better.
300
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,724
- You guys busy?
301
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,459
- No Dennis, come on in.
302
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,128
- Alright, I just
wanted to thank you.
303
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,696
I took that $1,000 you gave me,
304
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,598
and did something
special for Spartacus.
305
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,767
- Oh a plaque?
306
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,969
- Even better...
I got him stuffed.
307
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,164
- Mother of god.
308
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,680
- I know, isn't he cute?
309
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,538
The reset his jaw
so he's smiling.
310
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,287
- Why's he pointing?
311
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,923
- Oh, he's not pointing,
he's on the prowl.
312
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,759
- On the prowl? For what?
313
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,227
- Angel mice.
314
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,621
- He's so soft.
315
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,468
Feel his fur.
316
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,892
- No, no, no, no.
317
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,461
My hands are dirty.
318
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,932
So very, very dirty.
319
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,115
- Nina.
320
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,216
- Good morning, Elliot.
321
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,151
- Where the hell is my mother?
322
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,085
- I went to your place,
323
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,486
and I waited for you all night.
324
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,521
- Oh relax.
325
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,223
Rhoda and I were out until dawn.
326
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,192
She's in Jack's
office, sleeping it off.
327
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,459
- Sleeping what off?
328
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,728
- Well, we went to some
parties, couple clubs,
329
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,563
played a little poker
at Jimmy Caan's.
330
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,699
- What the hell is
wrong with you, huh?
331
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,967
You come to my house,
332
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,202
you try to break up
my parents marriage,
333
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,570
and now you're turning
my mother into you.
334
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,771
- Hardly.
335
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,273
If I had made a
pass at Jimmy Caan,
336
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,542
like your mother did, I
would've gotten a lot further.
337
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,979
- My mother does not
throw herself at movie stars.
338
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,048
She cooks and
takes care of my dad,
339
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,483
and collects
commemorative plates.
340
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,053
- You don't know
your mother at all.
341
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,520
And it's high
time you accept it,
342
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,857
that Rhoda DiMauro is a
very, very different person
343
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,258
than you think she is.
344
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,282
- Get out.
345
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,418
Ma, Ma.
346
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:53,825
- Whoops.
347
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,483
- You lost my mother?
348
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,018
- Alright, alright,
Elliot, Elliot.
349
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,786
First things first.
350
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:11,810
Time to go.
351
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,690
- Where's Jimmy Caan?
352
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,314
- Alright, alright.
353
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,350
Buh bye.
354
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,797
- Okay where is she?
355
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,000
- Alright, I'm not exactly sure.
356
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,534
- I swear to god, if
something happens to her...
357
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:27,636
- Alright, just don't
be so dramatic.
358
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,238
I'm sure that's her right now.
359
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,472
- Hello.
360
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:31,774
Ma?
361
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:32,608
Ma.
362
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,575
- Who is it?
363
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,302
- Where are you?
364
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,204
Uh huh.
365
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,851
Well, just don't do anything
until I get there okay?
366
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:43,986
Alright.
367
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,187
- Where is she?
368
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,322
- She's at the bus station.
369
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,924
She says she's heading west.
370
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,091
She wanted to say goodbye.
371
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,326
I gotta stop her.
372
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,128
- Alright, listen to
me for one second.
373
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,130
I saw your mother
yesterday at her house,
374
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,798
and I saw her last night.
375
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,756
And last night she
was truly happy.
376
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,839
Careful when you hug her,
she had her belly button pierced.
377
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,471
- Hey dad, I just...
378
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,442
What's with the cigarettes?
379
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,222
- Dennis knows.
380
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,594
Why else would he
bring that cat to work?
381
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,196
He's playing me.
382
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,464
Waiting for me to crack.
383
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,069
- Dad, you've got
four lit in the ashtray.
384
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,360
- And he keeps thanking me.
385
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,773
It was a measly grand.
386
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,509
He knows that
means nothing to me.
387
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,945
I earn that sniffing a
new can of tennis balls.
388
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:47,416
- For god sakes,
pull yourself together.
389
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,617
Put on some cologne.
390
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,086
You stink of fear.
391
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,421
- Hey Jack.
392
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:57,726
Your stupid employees are
using my cat as a bulletin board.
393
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,795
Can I keep him in here?
394
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,797
- Uh, here, in here?
395
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,332
- Of course you can.
396
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,356
Allow me.
397
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,802
- Thanks for everything.
398
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,538
You guys are the only
ones who really care.
399
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,508
I know wherever Spartacus is,
400
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,675
he's thinking of you.
401
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,171
- Meow.
402
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,854
- With Spartacus gone,
you guys are my best friends.
403
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,456
- Murderer.
404
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,628
- We killed Spartacus,
me and Maya!
405
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,130
- Shut up old man!
406
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,235
- We shmushed him
with our little cars.
407
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,702
- You killed him?
408
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,803
- We're really sorry.
409
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,162
But it was just an accident.
410
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:45,997
- Oh my god.
411
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,347
That means you guys
dragged him into the copy room,
412
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,182
and poured toner
down his throat?
413
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,518
- It was a game.
414
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,209
No one was supposed to get hurt.
415
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,223
- Look Finch, I know
you hate us now.
416
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,225
But you will get over this.
417
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,028
And no matter what, Spartacus
will still be here for you,
418
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,596
always and forever.
419
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,071
Of course it's the memory of
Spartacus that matters most.
420
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,253
- Ma, what are you doing?
421
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,623
- I'm going to the Grand Canyon.
422
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,825
They say you can ride
a mule to the bottom,
423
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:40,028
and shake hands with the Navajo.
424
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,330
- Look, I'm sure you
had fun last night.
425
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:45,568
But you can't just walk
out on your whole life.
426
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,969
- Why not?
427
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,805
I've had 35 lousy
years of marriage.
428
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,141
I don't wanna make it 36.
429
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,477
- Lousy, what are
you talking about?
430
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,112
You guys are "The Honeymooners".
431
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,981
Bang, bang, bang, you're
outta beer, remember?
432
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,516
- Awe, poor Elliot.
433
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,051
Honey, I know that's
what you like to think.
434
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:06,021
Just like you think I love those
stupid commemorative plates
435
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,856
you keep shoving down my throat.
436
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,559
- What? You love those.
437
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,662
- Oh, Elliot, you
have this image
438
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,120
of what a mother ought to be.
439
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,869
And I guess, for a
long time, I have too.
440
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,127
But I can't do it any more.
441
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,543
- Look, you and dad
just need to talk, okay?
442
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,077
It's all about communication.
443
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,646
- No, it's not gonna
make any difference.
444
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,436
- Sure, sure it will.
445
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,784
Dad, dad it's Elliot.
446
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,319
Yeah, I found ma.
447
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,255
She's right here.
448
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,157
"Thank god" he says, huh?
449
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,359
"thank god" huh, huh?
450
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,927
So dad, I think you and M...
451
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:50,132
No, I don't think that
matters right now.
452
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,700
Dad I just found ma,
453
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,902
who cares where your
carton of Camels is.
454
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,937
- It's up your keister
you son of a bitch.
455
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,643
- Aha ha, she says
she loves ya pa.
456
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,977
Okay, bye.
457
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,946
He says he, uh...
He loves you too.
458
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:05,781
- Elliot.
459
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,738
- No really, he just...
460
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,020
God, you really
hate each other, huh?
461
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,823
When did... When
did all of this happen?
462
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,013
- Oh who knows
463
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,827
First you stop talking,
464
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,463
then the sex
becomes mechanical...
465
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:22,798
- Okay, that's good
enough for me.
466
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:33,331
I just want you to
be happy, okay?
467
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,645
Are you sure you're
doing the right thing?
468
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:37,669
- No.
469
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:41,004
But I won't know unless I try.
470
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,694
So, it's off to the desert, huh?
471
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:52,828
- And after that huh?
472
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,184
- Ah, who knows.
473
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,101
- Here, just call me
when you get there, okay?
474
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,135
Or before.
475
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,070
- Oh, thank you honey.
476
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,372
Thank you.
477
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,795
- You're welcome.
478
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,712
You be careful, okay?
479
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,247
- Okay.
480
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,616
- I mean, there are a lot
of crazy people out there.
481
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,850
- Run Rhoda!
482
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:23,247
You're going to thank
me when you come to.
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