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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know all about
it,
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but there is nothing that I can do.
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Oh, Ricky, you don't understand what
this means to me.
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I understand perfectly.
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You do not or you couldn't just stand
there
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and see me suffer like this.
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If Caroline Appleby comes here this
afternoon
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and I don't have some movie stars
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here to meet her, my name is mud.
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Well, it's all your fault.
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You wrote her all those letters,
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telling here that you were hobnobbing
with movie stars.
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Now she's in town and you can't
produce them.
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So why did you have to write all
those bragging letters?
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It was perfectly legitimate.
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It made my letters more interesting,
more readable.
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The awful thing is, Caroline sneaking
into town like this.
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Sneaking into town?
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She's on her way to Hawaii.
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Yeah, well, she planned this whole
trip just to show me up.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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You're always telling people stories
that are not true.
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I'm going to the pool.
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Just a minute.
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Yes?
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Ricky, I'm not asking for much.
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All I want is a half a dozen movie
stars
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for a couple of hours.
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Now, if you can't do this simple
little thing for me, I'll...
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I'll kill myself.
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Kill yourself?
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Yes.
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Well, you got a lovely day for it.
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Oh!
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Hi. I just saw Ricky leave.
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Any luck?
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No.
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How would Harpo Marx be?
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Wonderful! Get him!
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Wait a minute. I didn't say I could
get him.
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Oh, fine.
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Now, he's appearing at a luncheon
here today
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at the hotel, and maybe we could get
him to drop by.
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Oh, sure, maybe we could get Princess
Margaret
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to fly over for tea.
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You never know unless you ask.
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Well, all right.
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You run and ask Harpo, I'll call
Princess Margaret.
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Okay.
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Oh...
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It just doesn't make sense, Ethel.
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Why should he want to do us a favor?
He doesn't even know us.
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I guess you're right.
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Well, all we can hope is that
Caroline loses her glasses again
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and can't find the hotel.
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Hey, wait a minute!
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What?
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Caroline can't see a foot in front of
her face
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without her glasses, can she?
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No.
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What if we could get her glasses away
from her?
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And?
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What are you doing?
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I was just trying to see if I was
real nearsighted,
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if maybe you couldn't pass for
Marilyn Monroe.
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Yeah?
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Yeah. Pull your hair down over one
eye.
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Now walk like Marilyn.
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Oh, no, nobody's that nearsighted.
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Thanks a lot.
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Hey, that magic shop up on the
boulevard
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sells masks that look like movie
stars.
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Maybe if you wore a mask...
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I am not wearing any hot rubber mask
all afternoon.
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All right, then I will.
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Oh, you can't get away with wearing a
mask.
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I could if I got her glasses off her.
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And how are you gonna do that?
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Well, let's see, uh...
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When Caroline comes in, uh...
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(chuckling): Oh, hi, Caroline.
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Oh... I'm terribly sorry.
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Or, uh...
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Oh, Lucy, why don't you just shoot
her
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when she walks through the door?
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Then you won't have to bother about
getting the masks.
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Well, come on, we'll go get the masks
right away.
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We can figure out how to get her
glasses off later, huh?
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Oh...
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Hi. Caroline isn't here yet, huh?
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No.
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Listen, you didn't lock your door,
did you?
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No. I got the door all open
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and I got your mother to take the
baby
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to the zoo for the afternoon
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and I got your costumes all laid out
on the bed
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just waiting for you to get in 'em.
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Okay. Now, the important thing for
you to remember
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is that you have to keep Caroline
real busy
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while I'm changing from one outfit to
the other.
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I know.
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Now, let's see.
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When I got the Harpo Marx outfit on,
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I don't have to talk,
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so I don't have to worry about that.
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Now, when I've got the other...
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(doorbell buzzing)
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There she is.
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Well...
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Hi, Lucy, how are ya?
Hi, Ethel!
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Any stars here yet?
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Oh, no, not yet, dear.
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Oh, I can just hardly wait.
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Who do you suppose will come by?
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Well, like I told you--
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Clark, Bing and Gary will be here
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and, uh, Ronnie and Bonita will...
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Oh, no. No, Ronnie and Bonita were
here last week.
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They probably won't drop in again
this week.
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Oh.
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Uh, but Harpo Marx is staying in the
hotel.
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He said he might come up.
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Oh, he's one of my favorite funny
men.
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Well, good, and you never can tell
who else might drop in.
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Caroline, your glasses are all
smudged.
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I want you to be able to see the
movie stars real good.
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You'd better let me clean them for
you. What's that?
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Isn't that a wonderful idea?
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I bought it when I lost my glasses.
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That will never happen to me again.
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No, these are clear.
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I can see real good.
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Oh, chocolates, mmm.
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Caroline, dear...
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Yeah.
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Uh, just how bad are your eyes
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without your glasses?
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(chuckling): Oh, are you kidding,
Lucy?
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I can't see a thing.
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Oh, come now.
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No, really, I can't.
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Oh, I don't believe that.
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Well...
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Well, take them off.
Let me test you.
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Well, all right, but you'll see.
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I just can't see a thing.
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Oh, I don't believe it.
What does that say?
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Uh...
oh, I can't see that.
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Yeah, well, try.
Come on, try.
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Uh... well...
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No, I can't make that out.
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Oh, my...
Oh, you're really blind, girl.
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I told you, oh, it's awful.
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Why, that I don't believe, for
heaven's sake.
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You know, I heard people say
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that they couldn't see without their
glasses...
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...letters this high, you know.
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What's the matter, dear, lose
something?
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Well, my glasses-- th-they're gone.
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Why, they couldn't be.
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They're hanging right around your...
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Well, for heaven's sake, they are
gone.
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Oh...
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Now, they couldn't have just
disappeared.
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ETHEL: Oh, they must be here
someplace.
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Ah, you kids look for the glasses.
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I got a lot to do before the gang
gets here.
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I got to go next door and borrow some
sugar.
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Borrow sugar?
In a hotel?
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Oh, well, we're just all one big
happy family here.
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Oh.
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I just don't understand it.
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They, they couldn't have simply
disappeared into thin air.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, honey.
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(sighing)
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(doorbell buzzing)
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(gasping): Ethel, you suppose that's
a movie star?
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I have a feeling it might be.
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Come in.
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Why, Gary.
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Who is it? Who is it?
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It's Gary Cooper.
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Oh!
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ETHEL: Hi, Gary.
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Howdy.
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I want you to meet a friend of mine,
Caroline Appleby.
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Oh, how do you do?
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Howdy, ma'am.
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Uh, can you stay awhile?
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Nope.
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You have to go?
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Yep.
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Right away?
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Yep.
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Oh, well, it was just awfully nice
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meeting you, Mr. Cooper.
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Yep.
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Thanks for dropping by, Gary.
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Yep.
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Thanks a lot.
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Yep.
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Come again.
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Yep.
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Oh!
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Oh, Coop's a doll.
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Too bad he couldn't stay.
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You'd have loved him.
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Gee, he looked so handsome, too.
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From what I could see.
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Gee, Gary Cooper.
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Oh, Ethel, where are those glasses?
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We met a lot of stars since we came
to Hollywood.
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You did?
(doorbell buzzing)
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Here's another one.
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Come in.
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Why, Clark!
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Who? Who?
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It's Clark Gable.
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Oh!
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ETHEL: Uh, Clark, can you stay for a
little while?
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Aw, you got a cold?
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Got a little laryngitis, baby.
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That's too bad.
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But I want you to meet a friend of
mine, Caroline Appleby.
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How do you do?
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Uh, bup-bup.
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You'll catch his cold.
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Well, who cares?
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Imagine me being able to tell the
girls back home
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that I caught a cold from Clark
Gable!
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Honey, I'm not going to let you catch
a cold...
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Now, Ethel, I want to meet...
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Now look what you did, you scared
him.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I... I guess I was awfully rude,
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but I just couldn't help myself.
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Weren't you excited?
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Yeah.
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Clark Gable...
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Hi. Ha, ha!
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Lucy, where have you been?
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Do you know that Clark Gable and Gary
Cooper have been here?
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Yeah, I saw them down the hall,
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and they both thought you were
terribly attractive.
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Ha, ha!
Oh, really?
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Yeah. Clark said he'd never forgive
himself
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for having that terrible cold.
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Oh!
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He thought you were a doll.
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(laughing giddily)
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I'll be back.
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Hi, Rick. Swell day, huh?
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Oh, hi, Fred.
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You know, Fred, I'm beginning to feel
like a heel.
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What about?
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Well, you know, the way I acted with
Lucy today.
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I could have got a couple of actors
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to come over there and visit.
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Caroline would have been happy,
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Lucy would have been happy,
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and everything would have been all
right.
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I know she exaggerates,
266
00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:58,357
and she shouldn't tell all those
stories,
267
00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:02,611
but, uh... she has a good side to
her.
268
00:11:02,611 --> 00:11:04,530
Don't you think so, Fred?
269
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:05,865
Huh?
270
00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:09,819
Come on, you haven't listened to a
word I said.
271
00:11:09,819 --> 00:11:11,203
I was telling you the way that I felt
about Lucy...
272
00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,706
(women screaming)
273
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,708
(Harpo whistling)
274
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,712
Harpo!
275
00:11:20,996 --> 00:11:22,882
Harpo Marx!
276
00:11:26,469 --> 00:11:28,421
Yeah, Babalu, Ricky, yeah.
277
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,756
(laughing)
278
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:33,059
Babalu, yeah.
279
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,478
Oh, this is Fred Mertz, Harpo.
280
00:11:38,981 --> 00:11:41,267
Couple of cute chicks you were
chasing.
281
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,651
(wolf whistle)
282
00:11:42,651 --> 00:11:43,652
(slow wolf whistle)
283
00:11:45,154 --> 00:11:46,655
Say, what are you doing in costume?
284
00:11:47,156 --> 00:11:48,157
(whistles)
285
00:11:49,158 --> 00:11:51,660
A woman? Hit?
286
00:11:52,161 --> 00:11:53,162
Oh, wom-wom-wom...
a lot of women?
287
00:11:53,162 --> 00:11:54,663
Lots of women, yeah.
288
00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:55,664
Women, women, women.
289
00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:56,665
Struck 'em? Women?
290
00:11:56,665 --> 00:11:58,167
Hit? Strike?
291
00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:00,419
(whistling)
292
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:05,541
Club!
293
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:06,375
Club.
294
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:06,876
(whistles)
295
00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:07,877
Women's club.
296
00:12:08,377 --> 00:12:08,878
(whistling)
Oh.
297
00:12:08,878 --> 00:12:10,379
(whistling)
298
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:12,381
Wh-Wh-What about, what about a
women's club?
299
00:12:12,381 --> 00:12:13,766
(whistling)
300
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,052
You broke into the women's club?
301
00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:21,857
Oh, ben-ben- ben-bend, bend.
302
00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:23,859
Bend.
(whistles)
303
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,361
Joint?
304
00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:26,362
(shrill whistle)
305
00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:29,198
(whistling)
306
00:12:29,198 --> 00:12:30,699
Uh, bend?
307
00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:31,700
Knee.
Knee!
308
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,702
Knee, knee, knee, yeah, yeah.
309
00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:34,703
(whistling)
310
00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:35,704
Dogs?
311
00:12:35,704 --> 00:12:37,706
(whistling)
312
00:12:37,706 --> 00:12:39,708
Feet, feet, feet!
313
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:42,711
Bend, knee, feet.
Bend, knee, feet.
314
00:12:42,711 --> 00:12:44,964
Bend, knee, feet.
Bend, knee, feet.
315
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,833
Bend, knee, feet.
Bend, knee, feet.
316
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,336
Bend, knee, feet.
317
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,838
Bend, knee, feet.
318
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,840
Bend, knee, feet.
319
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,343
Bend, knee, fit.
320
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:58,844
(muffled): Ben, knee, fit.
321
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,262
Oh, benefit!
322
00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:01,764
Benefit! Oh, yeah!
323
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:04,767
(whistling)
324
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,268
The women's club benefit.
325
00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:08,270
You're playing at the women's club
benefit.
326
00:13:08,771 --> 00:13:10,272
Oh. What time are you going to play?
327
00:13:10,272 --> 00:13:11,273
(whistles)
328
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,776
Turn, over.
Oh, it's over.
329
00:13:13,776 --> 00:13:15,277
You already played there.
330
00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:17,279
Oh, geez, isn't that too bad?
331
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:18,280
The girls love it.
332
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,281
The girls would have loved to see it.
333
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:23,786
Hey, would you do me a favor? Huh?
334
00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:26,255
(laughing): No.
335
00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:29,758
No, I don't need any money.
336
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:30,759
No.
337
00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:31,760
Let me tell you what it is.
338
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:32,761
Lucy has a girlfriend of hers
339
00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:34,263
here from New York, see?
340
00:13:34,763 --> 00:13:38,767
And this girl is just dying to meet a
big movie star.
341
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:39,768
Big star like you.
342
00:13:40,269 --> 00:13:41,270
Yeah! That's right.
343
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,723
So, listen, Harpo.
344
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:48,227
Would you do me a favor and-and go up
to Room 315
345
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,728
and pay them a visit?
346
00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:50,529
(shrill whistle)
347
00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:51,313
Thank you!
348
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:01,540
Oh, Ethel... Ethel, this has been the
most thrilling day.
349
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:05,044
Imagine meeting Bing Crosby, and
Walter Pidgeon
350
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:09,048
and Clark Gable and Gary Cooper all
in the same day!
351
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,883
Do you think anyone else will drop
by?
352
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,802
Oh, I have a feeling someone will.
353
00:14:13,802 --> 00:14:14,803
(doorbell buzzing)
354
00:14:14,803 --> 00:14:16,055
There's one now.
355
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,557
Come in.
356
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:27,850
Hiya, folks.
357
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:29,101
Jimmy Durante!
358
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,237
In person.
359
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:34,740
Jimmy, I want you to meet a friend of
mine and Lucy's,
360
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,741
Caroline Appleby.
361
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,076
Oh, how do you do?
362
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,327
Pleased to meet you.
363
00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:41,330
Excuse me for staring, but I lost my
glasses.
364
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:44,667
What a "catastrastrope"!
365
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,453
Oh, Jimmy! Will you stay and have a
cup of tea?
366
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,755
No, thanks, I got an appointment.
367
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,790
Oh, that's too bad.
368
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,677
Well, toodle-oo.
369
00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,679
And to you, too.
370
00:14:56,679 --> 00:15:00,883
Oh, it's just been a pleasure meeting
you, Mr. Durante.
371
00:15:02,685 --> 00:15:04,186
Good night, Mrs. Appleby,
372
00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,021
whoever you are.
373
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,441
Oh, yeah!
374
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,778
Oh, thanks a lot!
Come back again.
375
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:17,449
Oh, Ethel, Ethel, this has been such
fun.
376
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,285
I wouldn't have missed this for the
world.
377
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,071
Well, it is kind of fun meeting the
movie stars
378
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,823
and palling around with celebrities.
379
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:25,708
(doorbell buzzing)
380
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:26,709
(gasps)
381
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:28,210
That must be another one.
382
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:31,330
Oh, uh...
I doubt it, so soon.
383
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,215
Why?
384
00:15:33,215 --> 00:15:34,717
Uh, why?
385
00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:38,921
Uh, well, uh, uh, movie stars usually
space themselves
386
00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:40,923
farther apart than this.
387
00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:43,058
But I'll see.
388
00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:49,398
That was fast.
389
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:52,901
Uh, Harpo, I want you to meet my
friend, Caroline Appleby.
390
00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:55,904
Harpo Marx, how do you do?
391
00:15:55,904 --> 00:15:57,156
Oh!
392
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,993
(laughing)
393
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,495
Don't overdo it.
394
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:04,863
(laughing)
395
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:08,867
You know, Harpo, I've seen you chase
girls in movies,
396
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,120
but you don't really do that, do you?
397
00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:15,174
(screaming and laughing)
398
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,675
(whistling)
399
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,179
(laughing uncontrollably)
400
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,686
Did you bring your harp?
401
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:28,687
No, he didn't.
402
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:29,521
(whistling)
403
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:30,356
You did?
404
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,025
(whistling)
405
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,393
You brought your harp?
406
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,864
(whistling)
407
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,822
That man is just a scream.
408
00:16:46,822 --> 00:16:48,824
I laughed so hard, I cried.
409
00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:51,326
Oh, I've got to fix my mascara.
410
00:16:51,326 --> 00:16:52,828
I'll fix my face before he gets back.
411
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:54,830
Yeah, fix your face.
412
00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,331
(doorbell buzzing)
413
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,425
Where's your harp?
414
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:07,926
Huh? Where's Caroline?
415
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:08,761
She's in there.
416
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,929
Lucy?
417
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,181
What?
418
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:14,900
Weren't you just here as Harpo?
419
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,235
No.
420
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,686
You weren't?
421
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:19,188
No.
422
00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:22,191
Then that Harpo really was Harpo!
423
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,525
What are you talking about?
424
00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:25,494
The real Harpo Marx was just here.
425
00:17:25,994 --> 00:17:26,995
What would he be doing up here?
426
00:17:27,496 --> 00:17:28,997
I don't know, but he said he was
going to go get his harp.
427
00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:29,498
(doorbell buzzing)
428
00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:29,998
There he is!
429
00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:31,366
Go hide.
430
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,835
Not in there.
Caroline's in there.
431
00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:34,837
Hide in the kitchen.
In the kitchen.
432
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,349
(whistling)
433
00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:48,350
What?
434
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:48,851
(whistling)
435
00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:49,852
Oh.
436
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:56,809
Yeah.
437
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,645
Oh, boy.
438
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,815
Well, this is a real treat.
439
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,983
Sit down. He's gonna really play the
harp for us.
440
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,118
What are you gonna play?
441
00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:08,287
(whistles "Take Me Out To The Ball
Game")
442
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,706
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game." Oh!
443
00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:20,916
(playing ornate, highly stylized
version of "Take Me Out To The Ball
Game")
444
00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:33,562
(ornate, highly stylized version of
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
continuing)
445
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:59,872
(ornate, highly stylized version of
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
continuing)
446
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,988
(ornate, highly stylized version of
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
continuing)
447
00:20:03,852 --> 00:20:06,655
Oh, Harpo!
448
00:20:06,655 --> 00:20:10,158
Oh, my, that was wonderful.
449
00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:12,160
Oh!
450
00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:15,163
(murmuring)
451
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,915
Oh!
452
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,917
Oh, I can't believe I was...
453
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,752
CAROLINE: Oh, wonderful!
454
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,754
ETHEL: That was such a thrill, Harpo.
Oh!
455
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,925
Oh, Harpo, thank you so much.
456
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:29,294
Oh, thank you, thank you, tha...
457
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,179
Oh!
Oh!
458
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,632
Oh, my goodness.
It's getting late.
459
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,133
I've got a plane to catch.
460
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,635
Oh, yeah.
461
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,137
Well, it was awfully nice seeing you,
Harpo.
462
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,773
And thanks so much, Ethel, for
every...
463
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,025
Oh!
464
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:44,192
I'll see you to the elevator.
465
00:20:44,192 --> 00:20:46,144
Yes, and be sure and thank Lucy
for...
466
00:20:47,195 --> 00:20:48,530
It was just wonderful.
467
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:49,481
Good-bye.
468
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,483
Oh, Ethel!
469
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,986
Oh, Caroline, here are your glasses.
470
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:54,987
My glasses, oh!
471
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:56,488
They were there on the floor all the
time.
472
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:57,489
Oh, thank you! Aloha!
473
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:58,490
Can I help you?
474
00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,992
Oh, yeah, good-bye!
475
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:00,993
Bye!
476
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,308
Oh, no!
477
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,809
(whistling)
478
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,344
(whistling)
479
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,178
Oh, no!
480
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,802
(horns honk four times in unison)
481
00:24:39,794 --> 00:24:41,296
Harpo!
482
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:44,549
Oh!
483
00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:52,691
Oh, Harpo, who told you to come up
here?
484
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,694
Babalu. Ricky! Oh!
485
00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:57,696
And Fred.
486
00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,064
Oh.
487
00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:00,031
ETHEL: Really?
488
00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:00,866
(Lucy laughing)
489
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:01,733
(whistling)
490
00:25:14,996 --> 00:25:16,498
You characters are too late.
491
00:25:16,498 --> 00:25:17,999
What do you mean? What's the matter?
What happened?
492
00:25:17,999 --> 00:25:19,000
Caroline's already gone.
493
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,502
Oh.
494
00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:23,838
Which one of you two is Harpo?
495
00:25:33,148 --> 00:25:36,101
(Ricky guffawing)
496
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:44,109
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
497
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:50,615
ANNOUNCER: Caroline Appleby was
played by Doris Singleton
498
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,617
and Harpo Marx portrayed himself.
499
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,632
I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production.
500
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,135
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
501
00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,637
will be back next week at this same
time.
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