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Hello, mate! Hello, Mummy!
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Oh, Ollie's going to be so relieved.
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Thank you, Mother.
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What happened?
WHISPERS: It was an affair.
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You had a lot to chat about, then?
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What did I say to you?
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You're just going to absolutely
drive yourself mad.
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Who's that boy?
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And that girl...
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I would never, ever tell anyone.
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I think you're amazing,
and I think I'm in love with you.
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MUSIC: I'm Sorry
by Brenda Lee
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DISTORTED: That's my coat.
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This one?
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WHISPERED: I love you in this coat.
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♪ I'm sorry... ♪
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I know you...
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Yeah.
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DISTANTLY: You've got something
that belongs to us.
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♪ That I was such a fool... ♪
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ECHOING: Mm-hm...
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♪ I didn't know
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♪ Love could be so cruel... ♪
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Hmm.
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Do you know what I fantasise
about the most?
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Doing a Sunday big shop with you.
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It's always been you.
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Come back to mine.
We can have a bath together.
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I can see what you're doing.
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Hello?
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SHE GIGGLES Say hello.
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Hello. THEY LAUGH
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Security?
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My coat.
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That's my coat.
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Dan. Mm?
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You seen my coat?
Fucking hell... No.
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I didn't leave it at
the village hall, did I?
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What... what you doing?
Just go to sleep.
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Dan, you must have seen it
somewhere. Oh, Nic!
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Oh, my God...!
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Fuck's sake...!
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What's that smell?
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SHE GASPS Christ!
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NIC GAGS
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SHE GASPS
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Mr Meowgi...
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CAT MEOWS
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Who the fuck are you, then?
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CAT GROWLS
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BELL TOLLS
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What?
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It's nice having Mr Meowgi back,
though, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Really nice having him back.
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Happy to have him back?
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Uh, Dad?
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Mum's being weird.
Yeah, well, Mum's always weird.
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But you are happy to have him back?
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Jesus, Nic, it's nice
having him back,
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but you're talking about him
like he's Nelson Mandela.
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I mean, have you seen what
the little bastard's done
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to the back door?
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You little bastard!
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CAT MEOWS
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OK.
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PHONE CHIMES
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Right, I'm off.
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All right. What time you back?
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What are you, time police? Six.
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OK, then. Love you.
Love you. See you.
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DOOR SHUTS
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OK, seriously, can you actually
stop staring now?
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It's a bit creepy.
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Do you see things in
black and white...
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...or do you see things in colour?
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What?
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Mummy needs to know, OK?
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You're going absolutely insane, OK?
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That's my coat. What?
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That's my coat.
Mum...
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Hey!
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That IS my coat!
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Mum! Oi, stop! That's my coat!
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Mum? Mum!
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Hey! Mum, what are you doing?
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Mum! Come back,
you coat-stealing bastard!
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Mum... Mum, what you doing?
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Speak to me.
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Just go in.
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And don't kill anyone.
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Well, I think it'll be fun,
you'll enjoy it.
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I'm really not sure how I feel
about you signing me up
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without my permission.
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ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS
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HEARTBEAT POUNDS
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TRADITIONAL GREEK MUSIC PLAYS
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Opa!
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Good luck!
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ETHEREAL MUSIC REPRISE
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ECHOING: Oi, babes.
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You'll never guess what.
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This bozo's signed us up
for the mums netball team.
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I knew it was you.
Have you got one glove on?
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Why have you got my coat on?
You look like Michael Jackson!
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The coat went missing from my house.
Hey... Then I turn up here
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and you're wearing my coat.
No, no... Ladies. Ladies?
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I bought this coat cos I saw
Michelle Keegan wearing it
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in Heat magazine. I cannot believe
you've done this to me.
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Well, you should believe...
It's my coat. Ladies, ladies...
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I want my coat back. Oh, my God.
Nic, calm down.
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Give me my coat back.
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THEY ARGUE
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Hey. I want my coat back!
It's not your coat!
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Let me look in the pocket, then!
Nic, Nic, Nic.
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You cannot behave like this.
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Bitch! Come on.
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What...? Get off me!
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Are you all right? Did she hurt you?
No, no...
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Goodness...
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Stop all the clocks
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Cut off the telephone
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Prevent the dog from barking
with a juicy bone...
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I can't remember the rest, so...
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The sentiment's there.
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You were a great cat
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You sat on the mat
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It's a shame you never...
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...wore a hat?
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Amen. I mean...
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LIGHTER CLICKS
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NIC YELLS
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FLAMES WHOOSH
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Fuck!
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Fuck...! Shit!
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Morning.
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Oh, hi, Malcolm.
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I think there's a package
for you at ours.
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I don't know. If I took a guess,
it's probably...
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...reams of printer paper. Oh.
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PHONE RINGS
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I'm not picking up to, you psycho.
Why are you ringing me?
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PHONE RINGS
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Hey!
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Oh. Hi!
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What the fuck?
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Sorry. I was knocking for a while,
but didn't get an answer.
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Ooh! You having a bonfire?
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I'm burning the cat.
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OK. Well, I-I didn't want
to intrude.
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I just had to make sure you were OK.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Really? Yeah.
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So, what happened at school
earlier with Jen...
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Yeah, I lost my temper. I know.
No, no, no, no.
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We all do sometimes.
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Look, for what it's worth...
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...I think you were
totally justified.
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Really? Yeah.
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I mean, I don't know the details.
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I don't know her as well
as you do, but...
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SHE EXHALES
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Ooh. Erm... What?
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Oh, I don't want to be
unkind to her.
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You are going to be unkind,
cos you just said,
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"I don't want to be unkind,"
which means that you're going
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to be unkind, so just be unkind.
What were you going to say?
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OK, the thing is, Nic,
I just get this innate feeling...
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Yes?
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...that she's a massive slag.
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Wow... And the way she behaves
around Mr Graham, I just...
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I'm not convinced that she's
a woman's woman.
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Do you know what I mean?
OK, OK, OK.
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Uh, appreciate you coming over
and, you know...
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Yeah, OK. Well, uh...
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Oh, yes. Whilst I remember, erm...
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...Alex's memorial's coming up,
isn't it?
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Yeah. I know how incredibly
difficult these things can be.
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So, if you need me to make
a quiche, I...
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No. No-one likes quiche.
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No? No.
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Not even people that frequent
National Trust cafes.
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I don't... This is mad.
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No.
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OK.
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Actually, while I've got you, can
I just ask for one more tiny thing?
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I have now signed up to
an open mic night in London
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to try out a bit of stand-up comedy.
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So, if I've got a bit of a
supportive audience around,
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maybe I could try out a bit of
my routine at the memorial
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and add some light relief?
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Are you joking?
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Well, it's up to you to decide
what's appropriate for your family.
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I... I will get off, though.
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All right.
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Do you know, actually,
physical comedy is my strength,
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so, erm...
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Beep!
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SHE SIGHS EMPHATICALLY
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That was a lift.
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Go!
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Thank you.
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Jesus wept.
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INDISTINCT VOICES
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Oh, oh!
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Oh, my God! Jesus Christ!
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I'm so sorry. I haven't seen
anything.
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It's OK, Viv. Can you just...?
I'm sorry again.
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Can you just...? Yeah, leave.
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I don't why I'm standing here...
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Can you go, please?! I am.
I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now.
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Bye! Yep. Oh...
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Jesus Christ!
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Viv, are you still here?
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Yeah, I'm still here.
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Viv, thank you.
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It's immaculate.
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It's all right.
You don't have to thank me.
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Oh, even bleached the sink, as well.
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Yep. Oh, God!
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Oh. And I finally found the remote
for the surround sound.
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Oh, brilliant. Thank you, Viv.
Guess where it was?
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No idea.
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It was... Guess.
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Oh. Uh...
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Somewhere obvious. Behind the sofa?
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No.
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By the TV? No.
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Guess again? Yeah.
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I don't know. Up my arse? No.
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In a shoe.
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That is mad.
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Yeah, mental.
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Oh, and also, I got your...
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...coat at the dry cleaners.
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I think they've done a really
good job at getting rid
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of the negative energy.
I'm sure it was haunted.
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Oh, no... Mm, yeah.
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Oh, no...!
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Fuck's sake...!
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Oh...
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CRYING: I'm such a twat...!
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Oh, Nic. Is it still there?
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I'm... Listen.
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Just stop it, OK?
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Stop it now!
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Just cross over, all right?
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Because we do not want you here.
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Who are you talking to?
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Oh...
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Well, he was a Roman,
but now he's just an arsehole!
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OK.
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Yeah. I need to find Jen.
Oh, Nic...
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Uh, Nic, also,
can I have cash today?
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Why? Well, just cos, you know,
the cheques, they're all...
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You don't want to pay tax?
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Not really, no.
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OK. Fine. I mean...
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Who does?
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Oh...
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Is, erm, Jen still here?
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"Oh, sorry I'm late, Ollie."
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Oh. Sorry I'm late, Ollie.
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Has she already picked up Harry?
She picked him up ages ago.
265
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,439
Oh, God, that's so annoying...!
266
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,119
I just wanted to talk to her.
267
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,959
Come on. You and I need to
have a chat.
268
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,439
Uh, Denholm keeps asking
if he can come round.
269
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,839
I don't want him to,
and I don't know what to say.
270
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,279
Well, just say that the asbestos
is growing back.
271
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,359
Asbestos. Quickly, though.
272
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,799
Yes, Mum.
273
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,559
Oh, my...
274
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,199
Nic. Hi.
275
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,039
Lucy, please. I just can't deal
with you right now.
276
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,119
I want to get my norks done.
277
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,079
I'm sorry, what...? What?
278
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,719
My yabbos, my honkers.
279
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,039
Cos men like big hooters,
don't they?
280
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,559
Well, David does, anyway.
281
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,959
I just...!
I don't have time for this!
282
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,919
I'm trying these out, OK?
283
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,799
What have you stuffed those with?
Careful. Wait, wait, wait.
284
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,599
Look, look. Just have a look.
285
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,959
This is a bath bomb.
Oh, my God.
286
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,600
And that is a magic eight ball
that I won at a raffle.
287
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,759
Yeah? Hmm?
288
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,639
Just be honest,
tell me what do you think.
289
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,919
Do you really want to know
what I think? Go on.
290
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,679
I think they're both too low.
Right...
291
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,959
I think you're a bit nuts.
292
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,559
And I also think you need to start
loving yourself more,
293
00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:01,240
cos this vibe is strong. I mean...
294
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,119
NIC EXHALES OK, yeah.
295
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,839
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
296
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,479
I've been struggling a bit.
297
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,239
Erm, OK. So, you're saying
just stick with the comedy,
298
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,999
don't worry about any physical
changes for now?
299
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,279
Do I have to choose between
those two?
300
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,600
Comedy, then.
301
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,680
Right, come on, quickly.
302
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,919
Uh-uh. Do not look at Lucy, please.
303
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,079
Whoa...
304
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,679
Come on. Out!
305
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,239
Did you just look at them again?!
306
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,720
I'm not. I'm not! I swear.
307
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,760
CAMERA CLICKS
308
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,159
I found Mr Meowgi.
309
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,559
Yeah, I know.
310
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,279
Won't stop going on about it.
311
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,519
No.
312
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,200
I mean, I found Mr Meowgi
in the wardrobe, mate.
313
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,519
So, I know that you know what I mean
314
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:02,519
when I say I found Mr Meowgi.
315
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,760
So you better start talking.
316
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,079
OLLIE CRIES
317
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,279
I found him in the tumble dryer.
318
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,159
What? What, when?
319
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,639
Uh...
320
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,959
Like, Sunday morning.
321
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,159
Oh, my gosh...
322
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,399
I think... I think he'd fallen
asleep in there.
323
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,039
Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
324
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,679
Someone must have shut the door
on him. Oh, my gosh.
325
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,879
You have to talk to me
about these things.
326
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,439
You can't hide stuff like that.
327
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,439
I didn't want to tell you
cos... I know how much you like him.
328
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,639
Oh... Oh, my God.
329
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,119
God!
330
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,200
Oh, darling, I'm so sorry.
331
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,079
I mean...
332
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,079
...being truthful,
he was a bit of a shit cat.
333
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,599
Yeah.
334
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,239
Yeah, he was a shit cat.
335
00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,919
You quite liked saying the word
"shit", then, don't you?
336
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,599
Mm? Yeah. Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, you did.
337
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,159
I mean, don't make a habit
of it, right? No.
338
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,120
We have we got for dinner
tonight, Mum?
339
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,199
Just hungry.
I want my chicken nuggets.
340
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,839
Have you just manipulated
the death of Mr Meowgi
341
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,359
into you getting a McDonald's?
342
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,439
Manipulate's a strong word...
Oh, my gosh.
343
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,079
I mean, clever.
344
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,719
That's actually quite a good tool
to have if you, you know,
345
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,799
want to go into sales
or start a cult.
346
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,839
So, can we? Yes, we can.
Yep, yep.
347
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,359
Christ almighty.
348
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,159
You're just like me,
and that scares me.
349
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,719
Yeah, me too.
350
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,799
You know what, when Dad gets home,
let's do something to cheer you up.
351
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,800
Think of something fun, your choice.
All right.
352
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,880
It's nice just doing this with you.
353
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,759
I feel ridiculous. And cold.
354
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,719
I must look stupid.
You look great.
355
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,639
I sort of fancy you a bit in that.
356
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,039
Do you? Yeah.
357
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,879
Right, get in position.
All right.
358
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,239
Yeah, hang on a second.
We're just doing checks.
359
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,479
Are you all right? No, cos...
360
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,119
These tights are cutting off the
circulation to my dick and balls.
361
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,959
Oh, God. Let's have a look. Well,
careful, cos your hands are cold.
362
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,639
I...! No...
363
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,279
Well, no, no. Don't...
Yes, I'm trying!
364
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,519
Yeah, but I don't want it out.
Well, just rip a hole in them.
365
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,319
I don't want to, cos I want
to keep it all tucked in
366
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,119
cos I want to be method.
Oh, for God's sake. Dad?
367
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,479
I'm taking this serious. We're
losing light! One minute, mate.
368
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,679
Well, I don't get what I'm supposed
to be. What are we doing?
369
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,039
Well, we're just...
You know, he's had a bit of a shock.
370
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,679
Mr Meowgi scratched the shit out of
him, and we're just trying
371
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,879
to distract him. I need...
372
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,639
What are you doing with
your fingers?
373
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,759
It's called being a director, Dad.
Oh, right.
374
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,439
Did she call, by the way?
375
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,919
Who, Jen?
376
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,679
No. My mum about
the memorial catering.
377
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,359
Jen. You're obsessed.
378
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,799
I told you I owe her a massive
apology, and I haven't done it yet.
379
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,999
I don't understand what your problem
is with her.
380
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,199
She's got... she's got a weird
energy. She's got...
381
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,879
It give me the heebie jeebies.
382
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,599
Her hair looks like she's constantly
wearing a helmet, as well.
383
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,959
She looks like Lord Farquaad.
Unbelievable.
384
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,959
So, right, this has to be
like a real ghost...
385
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,439
You're all askwiff.
..so I get loads of hits.
386
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,319
She fancies you. No, she doesn't!
I can tell.
387
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,719
I'm a bloke, I can tell these
things. I know when a woman...
388
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,119
Oh, my God!
That is such a typical bloke.
389
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,639
Jen's been bloody good to me.
But because two women
390
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,039
enjoy each other's company...
What are you talking about?
391
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,799
...you immediately assume that we're
diving on each other's muffs.
392
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,079
I'm sorry, but Kubrick did not
have to put up with this.
393
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,839
Well, she's not into blokes,
I know that.
394
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,559
And if she is into blokes, it's just
cos she wants to get to the wife,
395
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,999
and the wife's titties and fanny.
396
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,119
Oh, God. That does remind me...
This is ridiculous.
397
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,599
...I do have to shave my fanny.
Yeah, you... I'm sorry about it.
398
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,079
It's just been a very long winter.
399
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,639
You're like Leo Sayer down there.
All right. Oh, my God!
400
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,479
Why do you think
I've not been visiting?
401
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,799
Right.
402
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,319
Behind the stone, yeah? Yeah.
403
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,799
Oh, by the way, have you called
Suze about the memorial invites?
404
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,999
No, I've been a bit busy,
so I will call Suze.
405
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,279
Well, call her. I will.
Do, though. You won't.
406
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,999
Just do it. I will.
I'll call her.
407
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,759
OK, and turning.
408
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,519
Ready?
409
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,279
Action!
410
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,599
What?
411
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,319
Up. Now you're meant to get up.
412
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,119
How long's this going to take, mate?
Uh...
413
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,279
No more than one or two hours,
I would've thought.
414
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,559
Actually, can we just, like,
release the balls, then?
415
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,959
Cos it... Oh, fine.
Release the balls!
416
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,400
Release the balls. I did say.
417
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,559
WOLF HOWLS
418
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,840
TINKLY OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS
419
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,079
DISEMBODIED VOICES WHISPER
420
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,600
This is fun.
421
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,319
One word. Yeah.
422
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,679
OK?
423
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,840
Chin.
424
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,919
What, is it a film, book?
425
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,679
Nanny. Nanny?
426
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,239
Oh, what, your nan?
427
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,959
What are you doing? Mary Poppins.
428
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,119
You all right, Mum?
She's having a turn.
429
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,479
Erm... Oh, what is...?
430
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,919
Are you actually playing the game?
431
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,119
Or are you trying to genuinely
tell us something?
432
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,679
What are you doing?
What is that?
433
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,479
Uh, what other films...?
I can't...
434
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,479
Shrek...! How is that Shrek?
435
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,119
Why aren't you getting that?
That didn't even look like Shrek.
436
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,000
It's not my fault
she's bad at acting.
437
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,440
MUFFLED CHATTER OUTSIDE
438
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,960
DAN: I thought you liked Shrek.
439
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,199
I thought it was just Mum,
to be honest.
440
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,679
I'm, uh... just going to pop out
and get some wine,
441
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,519
and see if Jen's in.
442
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,239
Really? Want anything?
443
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,279
Uh, wine. Wine's good, yeah.
444
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,960
You don't have to apologise
to her, you know?
445
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,680
INDISTINCT WHISPERING
446
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,759
Listen, Lauren, I was a bad way
because I'd just come back from
447
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,319
football, and I was jet-lagged.
448
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,239
Then Darren said that Dean that
the only reason Dean came to see me
449
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,839
is cos Dad's got BT Sport
at our house.
450
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,999
Why doesn't he just get
a Fire Stick?
451
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,599
They're only, like, 20 quid.
452
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,439
You owe me £1.15 for those
Dunkers, Lauren. What?!
453
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,319
But I don't have £1.15!
454
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,399
That's not my problem, Lauren.
455
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,560
Right.
456
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,159
Find your cat yet?
457
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,519
Oh, yeah.
You can take that poster down.
458
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,119
Know what, I... Can I...?
459
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,839
I shouldn't have to fucking
stand for this.
460
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,039
Did Darren say whether Dean
said anything last night?
461
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,639
About what? NIC SIGHS
462
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,839
Hello? About me.
463
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,399
Well, I don't know. Ahem!
464
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,919
Well, can you message Darren
and ask? OK.
465
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,840
Hello!
NIC CLEARS THROAT
466
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,719
Hello?
467
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,079
What are you saying? Just asking
him if Dean said anything
468
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,559
about you last night. Hello!
469
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,879
No, don't say it like that.
Can I just pay for these?
470
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,479
Say, like, "How was Dean last
night?" OK.
471
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,119
Oh, my God.
472
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,639
Ahem!
473
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,799
Sorry, I've just got some wine
and vodka, and then...
474
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,639
What did you say?
"How was Dean last night?"
475
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,439
No, nothing. PHONE CHIMES
476
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,799
Oh...!
477
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,039
What did he say?
478
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,799
He said he wasn't with Dean
last night.
479
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,839
Ahem. Sorry. Hello?
Has he been on Instagram?
480
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,479
Can I get a bag for these, please?
481
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,879
He was active 13 minutes ago.
482
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,119
Has he posted anything new?
483
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,399
Not since he shared the Ladbible
video... What's the point?
484
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,759
...the man who put the firework
rocket between his arse cheeks.
485
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,879
Who's liked it? Everyone.
Just putting them in.
486
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,199
Just stealing things, by the way.
Trevor. Who else?
487
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,719
Rob. Who else? I'm not even going
to bother paying for them.
488
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,799
Who else? Trina Johnson.
489
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,199
Christ.
490
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,559
Wait, no, that's OK.
That's his mum. Who else?
491
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,199
Sarah. Sarah.
492
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,519
Uh, Dean's definitely
shagging Sarah.
493
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,519
Fucking Sarah.
494
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,119
And your shop's on fire!
495
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,479
No, you know what, like...
496
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,439
Just take a photo of me, like,
as if I'm having a good time, OK?
497
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,920
OK. Just...
498
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,280
Smile, Kelly.
499
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,879
TO HERSELF: Jen, I know I've been
a massive wanker...
500
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,680
I've brought some vodka...
501
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,720
Jen, I'm sorry.
I've been a massive wanker...
502
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,039
FOX CALLS
503
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,880
Was that a hawk?
504
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,839
Jen?
505
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,039
Jesus Christ.
506
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,879
Jen, are you all right?
507
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,559
DOORBELL RINGS
508
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,999
Hi, can we come in?
509
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,599
Nic's not in. That's all right,
we can wait for Nic. That's fine.
510
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,599
Hi, Jen. Hi, Ollie.
Hi, Harry, you all right?
511
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,879
Do you want to play with
Harry upstairs? Yeah?
512
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,759
Dan, why don't you take the kids up
and I'll wait down here?
513
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,080
I know my way around.
514
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,760
Jen?
515
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,599
Uh, I know I've been
a massive wanker,
516
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:37,519
but I got some vodka from the shop
and a Take A Break magazine,
517
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:42,559
cos it's got a story in there about
a half man-half prawn.
518
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,799
Oh, fuck!
519
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,039
Oh...
520
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,840
I'm so sorry.
521
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,920
Yeah.
522
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,759
What the fuck is going on...?
523
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,199
Silly old bit...
524
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,239
Oh! God!
525
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,039
My goodness!
526
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,879
You must be Jen's mum.
527
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,119
Who? Jen who lives here.
528
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,399
No. I live here,
529
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,639
and I have done for 38 years.
530
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,079
Ever since our big move
from Barnstable.
531
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,999
I'm sorry, I... Derek changed jobs,
I'd just had Alice.
532
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,799
Could I just stop you here? I-I...
533
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,599
Jen, I've seen... She lives...
I've seen her here.
534
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,319
Who's Jen?
535
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,639
Erm... Jen? This is Jen.
536
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,639
That's not Jen.
537
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,279
That's Katya!
538
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,519
Oh...
539
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,479
She is an absolute fruitcake.
540
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:37,159
And by the looks of things,
I can safely assume you are too.
541
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,119
Half prawn, did you say?
542
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,919
I'll have that.
543
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,519
The fuck?
544
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,200
Who's Katya?
545
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,520
Thought you looked like you could
use a drink.
546
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,319
I don't know if Nic likes red wine,
but I know you do.
547
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,599
Ha.
548
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,640
It's not funny, Dan.
I know it's not funny.
549
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,120
Erm... Look, I want to talk to you
about Nic.
550
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,319
She was really upset at school
earlier, and I don't know what's
551
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,199
going on with that, and I've tried
calling and I tried texting,
552
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,799
and she's not answering me.
553
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,519
So, I want to know what's going on.
554
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,799
Do you know what's wrong with her?
She annoyed at me, or something?
555
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,080
Yes.
556
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,599
OK.
557
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,959
And why... Why would that be?
558
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,959
Do you know why?
559
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,800
Well, I mean, yeah. We've spoken.
560
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,959
What have you said?
561
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,000
Uh...
562
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,399
That's between me and my wife,
innit? No, tell me.
563
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,039
Tell me what you said.
564
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,720
I mean, is this really the way
you want to play it, Dan?
565
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,039
All they had was that prosecco
that tastes like fizzy piss. Just...
566
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,959
But I'll drink... Nic, there's
someone here to see you.
567
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,599
Please don't refer to your knob
in the third person, Dan.
568
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,320
It's vile.
569
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,360
Hi.
570
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,520
What are you doing here?
571
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,919
I felt really shit about earlier,
572
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:22,479
and I don't want to fall out
with you over a coat, Nic.
573
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,439
Seems silly. Hey, are you OK?
Is everything all right, Nic?
574
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,439
Yeah. Can you just give us
a minute, Dan?
575
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,039
Yeah.
576
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,919
OK. Shall I go upstairs with
the boys and play VR?
577
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,479
Sure.
578
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,639
Too much raging oestrogen down
here... Read the room, Dan.
579
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,759
Yeah.
580
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,639
Look, I didn't take it.
581
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,079
I've bought the receipt round,
if you want to see.
582
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,639
I went to your house earlier,
and not only were you not there,
583
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,799
you don't even live there, do you?
584
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,999
What?
585
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,279
Well, regardless of how mad
all this is, yeah?
586
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,999
Cos this is mental!
587
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,239
Who is Katya? I don't...
I don't know what you're...
588
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,519
Who's Katya? Just answer me that.
589
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,959
I-I can't...
Who the fuck are you, Jen?
590
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,599
Or should I even call you Jen?
591
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,239
I don't know why you're doing
this... Do you know what, I'm upset
592
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,159
because I actually consider you
one of my close friends.
593
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,759
I know I don't have many friends.
594
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,119
But you have come into
my inner circle, yeah?
595
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,599
And I've told you shit that
I've never told anyone else.
596
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,679
And I know fuck all about you...
That's...
597
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,759
...other than the fact that
you hate Kings Of Leon.
598
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,999
I do hate Kings Of Leon.
599
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,879
Who are you?!
600
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,879
Do you know what,
I went round to your house
601
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,519
to fucking apologise to you.
602
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,439
PHONE RINGTONE PLAYS Is that...?
603
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,919
Sorry, is that your phone ringing?
604
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,639
Yeah.
605
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,319
Is that Blazin' Squad?
606
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,679
Yeah.
607
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,999
Is that Love On The Line
by Blazin' Squad? Yeah.
608
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,519
You're not going to answer that.
I have to.
609
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,479
Hello? Oh, my God!
610
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,959
OK.
611
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,079
Are you kidding me? OK. Yeah?
612
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,919
OK, I'm going to leave now.
I'm on my way, OK?
613
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,359
I, erm...
614
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,879
I need you to look after Harry
for me for a couple of hours.
615
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,479
Are you kidding? I'll be...
616
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,559
You're not going. I'll be
as quick as I can...
617
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,519
Jen! Where are you going?
Are you still there?
618
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,839
Jen! Just stay on the phone, OK?
Just stay on the phone.
619
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,719
I'll be as quick as I can, OK? Jen!
Jen! Just stay where you are, OK?
620
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,160
Jen!
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