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And it's been almost a year, okay?
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It is beyond time that
they reboot "Spider-Man" again.
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Yeah, you're right.
I love it.
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But who can replace
Tom Holland?
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I'll tell you who--
that little magical cutie,
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that Harry Potter.
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- Daniel Radcliffe?
- Yeah.
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He's already
in a franchise.
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You can't just swing
from franchise to franchise.
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Then why do I have to see
- Chris Pratt everywhere?
- It's okay.
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No, I want a thicc Spider-Man,
like 50 Cent.
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Should be Black anyways.
Costume got a built-in durag.
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Well, if they do go
with a Black actor,
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I hope they go with
that Mr. Brian Austin Green.
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I'm so proud of that young man
and all of his success.
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Uh--
Tuh-tuh-tuh!
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So, there are a bunch
of white celebrities
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who Barbara thinks are Black.
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Like, Brian Austin Green
would be Brian Tyree Henry.
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Ooh, I see you,
little Carrie Underwood.
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Good morning.
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Kerry Washington.
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I'm going straight home,
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put on a little
Millie Bobby Brown.
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Bobby Brown.
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No one's done more
for Black actors
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than Tommy Lee Jones.
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James Earl Jones.
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And we just let her
keep thinking that.
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It's easier.
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And if they go
with a woman,
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you cannot go wrong
with the splendid,
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the wonderful
Michelle Williams.
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Mm-mm-mm!
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Now, that is one
talented diva.
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Mm, yes.
Mm-hmm.
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She is arguably the third best
child of Destiny.
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And all the way
to the Academy Awards
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from "Dawson's Creek."
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Oh, yes, Michelle. Mm.
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So close.
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Summer's
supposed to be over.
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Are we sure
this AC is on?
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Oh, it is on, but that thing
is older than Mr. Johnson.
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Yeah, and they both
have emphysema.
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This is
last year's calendar.
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No!
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And that is why
we had that up there.
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Yeah, now put it back.
It's a load-bearing calendar.
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Maybe we can use some of
the grant money to fix that.
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We already decided that
we were gonna use that money
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for cleaning supplies.
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This school
is just filthy.
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Are my ears burning?
Huh?
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Mm.
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You know what?
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I respect Barbara and her
lil' daughter Taylor too much
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to hit on you publicly.
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Nice arms, though.
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Me and Taylor?
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Oh, um, it's-- it's fine.
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It's okay.
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It's a bit of
an awkward situation.
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You know that saying, don't,
you know, where you eat?
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They should also say, don't
do that where her mother eats.
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Okay, which one of y'all ordered
this big stack
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of social studies books?
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Ooh! Oh, my goodness,
they're only a few years old.
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Oh, my God,
they have Brexit!
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And the Flint water crisis.
And "Hamilton."
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These aren't for
Abbott Elementary.
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They're for
Addington Elementary.
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Oh, the school
down the street?
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New books--
one of the perks
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of turning into
a charter school.
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They went charter
and went up.
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From 2012 Khloé K
to 2022 Khloé K like that.
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Unrecognizable.
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I heard they got a lot
of good stuff over there.
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Well, that building was made by
the same World War II architect
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as this one,
so can't be that great.
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Why don't we
walk over there
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and find out for ourselves
during lunch?
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Need to get my steps in,
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and it's closer
to the cheesesteak spot--
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another perk.
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Only like a block closer,
but, yeah, let's do it.
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Well, y'all have fun.
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I'll be here at work, working.
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What? My followers aren't
gonna influence themselves.
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Ooh,
do y'all feel that?
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That is some good AC.
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They got a young
Mr. Johnson.
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W--
Hi.
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These walls,
the paint's not chipped.
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- And they have color.
- Do you smell that?
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I don't smell anything.
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Exactly.
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You know what? No.
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Guys, it's not
that great here.
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I mean, look,
the ceilings are smooth.
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Isn't that
what floors are for?
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Because they
don't have asbestos.
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Ah, they cheaped out
on asbestos.
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Look, Janine, the school's
just better, alright?
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You don't have to lie about it.
The cops ain't askin'.
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- Hey!
- Tina!
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Oh, what?
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That's Ms. Schwartz,
the teacher you replaced.
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The one
who kicked a student?
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Oh, I don't do that anymore.
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Because of therapy
and anger management.
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Also, at a charter school,
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there's a lot less oversight
in the hiring process,
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so it's been
pretty sweet.
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Well, sweetheart,
it's good to see you,
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and the school
is wonderful.
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Yeah.
Are those my books?
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Oh, yeah.
Ohh!
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I've been kicking myself
for losing them.
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Something funny?
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No.
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You guys want
a little tour?
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Yes.
Okay, so...
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this is
the language lab.
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The kids are currently
learning French.
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Bonjour!
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Aww!
Ohh.
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Yeah. Over there are our
restrooms, which are awesome
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because the baños
don't attack you here.
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Oh, I fixed
that toilet, so... Okay.
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Uh, the music teacher comes
♪ twice a week
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♪ Abbott's comes twice a week,
as well ♪
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- Just lying.
- I--
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And this little diddly
is our computer lab.
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You know, the kids love it,
and it's improved
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reading scores
just across the board.
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Is that Mavis Beacon?
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Yeah, this place is the best.
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We did have a little
mice problem,
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but we called people to humanely
get rid of them, so...
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Instead of chasing them
with sticks, you know?
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That's so great.
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It really is great!
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- It's so great here!
- It's really great
at Abbott, too!
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Oh, hey, Kya, you gagootz,
keep it movin'!
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Okay, come on.
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Let's get out of here,
come on.
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Melissa,
that's-- that's like
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your charter school doppelganger.
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I said let's go!
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Um...
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Open your ears,
listen with your minds.
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Assuming everybody here
has seen "Pocahontas,"
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the original "Avatar."
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Really?
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Oh, class,
this is Mr. Eddie.
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This is the guy
I was telling you about.
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What have you
been telling them?
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N-Never mind.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Okay, everyone,
give a couple besties
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a moment to, uh,
flap the gums.
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Whoa!
You look hot.
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Warm.
Y-You're sweating.
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Yeah, my classroom
is sweltering,
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and I can't remember the way
Barbara showed us
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how to open up
the windows.
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How do you
do that again?
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Oh, well, I am flattered
you thought to ask me first,
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but that's definitely
more of a Barbara question.
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That's what
Janine said.
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Oh, so I wasn't first.
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You know, it's fine.
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Sweating is good
for the students.
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It stimulates the brain.
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Wait, wait. Why aren't you
just asking Barbara?
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Is there something else
going on?
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- Don't worry about it.
- Okay, but I will
worry about it,
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you know,
and every time I see you,
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I'll be thinking about it
and want to talk about it.
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Okay, fine, look,
I'm avoiding Barbara right now
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because things with Taylor
aren't going... great, okay?
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We're not meshing, and I'll
talk to Barbara eventually.
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I just have to figure out a plan
for this whole Taylor situation.
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Girl problems,
young blood?
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I cannot relate.
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I have to go.
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- Hmm?
- Eh.
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Ooh, I didn't know
Jazz Band was a color.
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Abbott is my home,
and I take pride in it,
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so I've decided to brighten up
the place myself.
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And it'll be as good
as anywhere else.
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Addington who?
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Ms. Teagues is pleased.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, we're gonna
go Jazz Band.
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I think that's a real reflection
of our room, right?
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You play bass.
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Uh, what do you think
you're doing?
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Oh, um, just sprucing up
the place.
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That charter school
had that fresh coat of paint,
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so if we just--We're not Addington.
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We're an actual public school,
and you can't paint the walls.
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Classroom decor is set
by the Philadelphia Department
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of Education, Animal Shelters,
and Traffic.
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Well--
Trust me,
the blue looks worse.
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My brother gets to go
to Addington.
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They take a field trip
every month.
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Is it true that they
have a computer lab?
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Yep, and you can
Google stuff.
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Dang.
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I know how we can spend
the grant money.
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Janine, didn't you get
your breathing checked
over the summer?
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We already agreed we're
spending it on baby wipes
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and cleaning supplies.
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Look, I know it's not sexy, but
we just need the basics here.
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But the basics
aren't good enough.
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These kids
need to be uplifted.
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We can turn the library
into a computer lab.
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Get a bunch
of computers--
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You mean computer.
The "S" makes it expensive.
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Fine. Computer
for the library.
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We don't even have a librarian
for the library.
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It would be nice to get
some plants for the classrooms.
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Or some air freshener.
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- A computer.
- Why are we even debating this?
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I can't believe you don't want
to do more for our kids.
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That's not what it's about, Janine.
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Then what is it about?
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Look, we should not
be competing with any school.
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We should be doing our best
for this one.
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Yeah, no,
I'm not saying-- Yeah.
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Sounds like y'all got
some different ideas
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about the grant money.
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We need to come up with a fair
and responsible way
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to figure out what to do
with the rest of that cash.
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- Dear God.
- Like what?
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The only tried-and-true way
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that any sound
financial decisions are made.
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Y'all ever seen
"Shark Tank"?
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Ah, all dressed up for your
big dip in the Shark Tank today?
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What? No.
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I got to go
to court later
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for throwing a corn cob
at Ben Simmons.
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Wait, so you're not gonna
make a presentation?
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No! I'm not gonna
humiliate myself,
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and I don't know
anybody else who would, either.
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I stayed up all night
making my presentation.
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Of course you did.
250
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I'm gonna win
that grant money
251
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,763
and turn Abbott into a
crown jewel of the neighborhood.
252
00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,591
Crown jewel?
253
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:12,029
It'll be us and that corner
store that still sells loosies.
254
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,162
You know, in the end times,
it's just gonna be cockroaches
255
00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,599
roaming the empty streets
and Janine holding up a sign
256
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:19,036
that says
"Turn that frown upside down."
257
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,269
Whoa,
that was awkward.
258
00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,662
Hey, I hope
whatever's going on
259
00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:37,141
with you and Taylor
can be fixed.
260
00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:39,753
Unfortunately,
I don't think so.
261
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,755
I cannot do another dinner
at a restaurant
262
00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,670
that does small plates
with a unique flare.
263
00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,193
Small plates?
264
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,629
Oh, you have to break up.
265
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,588
Just call her right now,
rip off the Band-Aid.
266
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,677
Normally I would, but
I don't think I can be
the one to end this one.
267
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,983
If I hurt Taylor,
I hurt Barbara.
268
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,594
You best not
go hurtin' Barbara.
269
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,247
- You want my advice?
- No.
270
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:59,860
Mail a certified letter
telling her you got drafted.
271
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,819
Or you could just
let it peter out.
272
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,125
What do you mean,
peter out?
273
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,127
You can't ghost.
That's too harsh.
274
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:08,564
But petering is gentle.
It's nice.
275
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,784
I've-- I've done it
a bunch of times.
276
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,656
You just stop using
exclamation points, okay?
277
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,006
You start taking a few hours
to respond,
278
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,052
and then, you know,
before you know it,
279
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,923
it's been a few weeks since
you've gotten a text that says,
280
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,969
"Good morning,
handsome."
281
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:24,362
It's risky,
but it could work.
282
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:27,017
And you probably won't
get your tires slashed.
283
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,193
You ever heard
of Martha and the Vandellas?
284
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,718
Well, I dumped Martha,
but I'm pretty sure
285
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,938
the Vandellas
vandalized my car.
286
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:39,856
I would like to not have
my tires slashed, so...
287
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,684
Thanks for being here, Courtney.
288
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,381
I think of you
like a young me.
289
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,514
I think of you
like an old me.
290
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,777
This ain't "A Star Is Born."
I'll shut your tiny ass down.
291
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,257
Let's get going.
292
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,520
There's dust bunnies
in the gym with my name on it.
293
00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,051
Hello, Sharks.
294
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:04,011
You all know me
as the Lunch Lady.
295
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,230
'Cause none of you had
the decency to ask my name.
296
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:07,536
Yes, continue,
Lunch Lady.
297
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,277
My name is Shanae.
298
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,279
And I'm looking for
a 100% investment
299
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,846
of the grant money
for our kitchen.
300
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,239
We need cutlery, a bunch
of tongs, and hair nets,
301
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,198
'cause I know y'all are tired
of stray hair in your food.
302
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,374
I thought that was
a new kind of soup.
303
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,636
Thank you for
your presentation,
304
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,898
but I don't see
how any of this
305
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,813
benefits me personally
in any way,
306
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,467
and for that reason,
I am out.
307
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,736
- Hey, Ava.
- Do you work here?
308
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,085
For nine years!
309
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,653
Damn, this is embarrassing--
for you.
310
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,350
You should really try
to stand out more.
311
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,050
I haven't been impressed
with the pitches so far.
312
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,355
They're trash.
313
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,835
It's like they don't
even want it.
314
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,619
Can't believe I get
to miss class for this.
315
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,056
Okay, who's next?
316
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,190
Oh, thank God.
317
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,888
I thought you had
some kind of twin janitor.
318
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,628
- That was freaky.
- Hello, Sharks.
319
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,066
My name is Mr. Johnson,
and I'm here to pitch you
320
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:02,373
on janitorial work
in the 21st century.
321
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:04,941
Behold.
322
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,073
Okay.
323
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,683
With 100%
of that grant money,
324
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,555
I could become
the 007 of janitors,
325
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,209
Agent 409.
326
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,001
Welcome to the Tank.
What do you have for us?
327
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,873
Uh, we're just here
to retrieve some books.
328
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,657
'Cause this is, you know,
a library.
329
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,051
You both are annoying me,
and for that reason, I'm out.
330
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,183
We don't want
to be in!
331
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,141
Nevertheless, it's a no.
332
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:35,102
And that is why I'm seeking
the entire sum of the grant
333
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,365
so that we can grant...
334
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,975
our kids a brighter future.
335
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,499
Thank you.
336
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,501
No.
No?
337
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,765
I don't know.
It's a bit much.
338
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,506
But a bit much
is kind of my brand.
339
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,595
I know, but I think
it'll be more effective
340
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,424
if we limit the theatrics
and just keep it grounded.
341
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,603
See, that is why
I came to you.
342
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,823
Because Jacob just would've
lied to my face
343
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,304
and told me
it was amazing.
344
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:06,960
Man, see, you're such an honest,
straight-up guy.
345
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,353
You're right.
346
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,747
I am straight up.
And honest.
347
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,010
It's kind of my brand.
348
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,186
Well, it's not really
your brand.
349
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,448
Yeah, it is.
350
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,321
See?
351
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,323
Okay, then.
Well, I'm going shark diving.
352
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,628
Wish me luck.
353
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,678
So, if I get
the seed money,
354
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,854
I'll be able to have my
water ice truck all year round.
355
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,682
What does this have to do
with the school?
356
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,162
This about the school?
357
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,816
I thought y'all was
just giving out money.
358
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,208
Get out.
359
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,949
He's got my vote.
360
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,560
It's so hot, I could really go
for a water ice right now.
361
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:43,953
Oh, we don't take bribes--
362
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,694
that aren't in
the form of money.
363
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,831
Hi, Sharks. I'm Janine Teagues
from Philadelphia.
364
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,441
Girl, we already know
who you are.
365
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,746
Get to it.
366
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,706
See? This is why I was bored
in her class.
367
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,752
Today I am seeking an investment
of the full grant
368
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,059
to brighten
and better our school.
369
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:06,541
I'm talking computer...
370
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,586
the gateway to the future.
371
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,892
One second.
372
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,459
Gregory was right.
This was too much.
373
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,069
Let's go
to commercial break.
374
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,941
I'm reserving judgment till
you can answer this question.
375
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,072
You got one
in my size?
376
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,031
I do!
377
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,076
T-shirt,
T-shirt, T-shirt.
378
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,557
So you want us to look
just as dorky as you.
379
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,909
A lot of our kids don't have
access to the Internet at home.
380
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,564
Plus, I believe
this will boost morale,
381
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:32,654
which positively
affects learning,
382
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:33,916
according to
certain studies.
383
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,265
Are those
peer reviewed?
384
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,267
I prefer the pitch
Mr. Johnson gave.
385
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,704
Look, we can prove that
we're not just as good
386
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,445
as any charter school,
387
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,578
we're better!
388
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,364
Stay tuned and find out
who we'll be making a deal with
389
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,018
after this next break.
390
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,455
Who are you talking to?
391
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,066
This is always
my favorite part,
392
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,806
when we let the losers
know who they are.
393
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,460
Yeah.
Sorry, Mr. Hill.
394
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,114
What?
I didn't even pitch.
395
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,507
Because morale
is important,
396
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,639
and because I got outvoted
two to one,
397
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,902
the winner is...
398
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,208
Janine.
399
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,254
Wait. Wait a minute.
I'm Janine.
400
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,212
Wait, I won?
Oh, my gosh, this feels amazing.
401
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,301
I usually only get this feeling
watching movies.
402
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,302
Ugh.
403
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,564
Congrats, girl.
404
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:14,870
You're getting
your computer.
405
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,263
- Aah!
- What is that?
406
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,308
You guys got to see
what's in the cafeteria!
407
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,100
Hello, friend.
408
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,362
For real?
409
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,931
This is why
we need new tongs.
410
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,584
The mice are just slipping
through the old ones.
411
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,066
Don't worry.
I figured out the problem.
412
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,589
W-W-What is it,
Mr. Johnson?
413
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,982
There's a bunch of mice
runnin' around.
414
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,505
We know that,
Mr. Johnson!
415
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,942
Oh.
416
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,378
You're up to speed, then.
417
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:51,298
I don't know.
We'll just-- Here he is.
418
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,082
Seems that when they chased the
mice from that charter school,
419
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,301
they roamed the streets looking
for somewhere else to go.
420
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,389
Abbott was
the most delicious.
421
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,086
Congrats, Janine.
422
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,175
I guess Abbott is better
than Addington at something.
423
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,568
Well, can you get rid of them
or not?
424
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,526
This job is too big
for one Mr. Johnson.
425
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,355
Oh, exterminators
are expensive.
426
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,748
The grant money.
427
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:07,879
Yeah, I don't really think
we got a choice.
428
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:08,706
No.
429
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,099
But I won.
430
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,797
Well, sorry, hon.
Abbott is undefeated.
431
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,672
Oh, uh, Mrs. Howard.
432
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,543
Can you please help me
with this window?
433
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,545
Oh, sure.
434
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,374
They don't call me the
Window Whisperer for nothing.
435
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,594
Alright.
436
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,945
Okay, now, press directly here
and release the pressure.
437
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,775
Ah, there you go.
438
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,385
That all?
439
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:38,258
Um, no, actually,
it's not.
440
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,173
I don't know why I avoided it
for so long.
441
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,914
I'm not a peter-out kind of guy.
442
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,742
I'm happy Janine
reminded me of that.
443
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,962
I actually wanted to talk to you
about something.
444
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,052
And I wanted
to talk to you, too.
445
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,575
I just want to say
I'm sorry
446
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:54,013
things didn't work out
between you and Taylor.
447
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,147
Oh!
448
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,975
Oh, don't tell me
- I'm breaking the news.
- Uh...
449
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,499
Ooh!
I told that child,
450
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,719
"You have got to be
straightforward."
451
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,026
Petering out is
just not of the Lord.
452
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,723
Mnh-mnh!
453
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,117
Wait, so she was
petering out on me?
454
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,509
Do you know why?
455
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:16,818
Well, I think she said
you a "broke bwah."
456
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:23,042
I think she's saying
I'm a broke boi.
457
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:25,783
Oh.
458
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,046
No.
459
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:34,270
I can't believe we have rats
in this school.
460
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,838
Well, they're actually mice,
which are better than rats
461
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,448
'cause they're
less intrusive.
462
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,669
This lady trying to put
a positive spin on rats.
463
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:46,108
Don't get it twisted.
This is a mouse house now.
464
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,588
Look.
465
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,764
Barbara and I weren't
trying to be mean.
466
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,288
It's just the kind of stuff
we got to deal with around here.
467
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,464
And that's why,
when we can get anything,
468
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,683
we just want the basics.
469
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,424
No, I get it.
I do.
470
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,557
You know, I just saw Addington
and freaked.
471
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,690
Just wanted to get
something special for Abbott
472
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,953
so that we don't feel
like an afterthought.
473
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,347
- Mm.
- Wanted us to feel
just as good,
474
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,784
even though maybe
that just isn't true.
475
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,656
And now it looks like we won't
be getting any of that stuff.
476
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,397
Yeah, even if I can cut a deal
with the rat guy,
477
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,399
we're only gonna have
like 350 bucks left.
478
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,098
Yep.
Okay, let's just get wipes.
479
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,621
There you go. Yeah.
480
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,885
The kids don't need
to feel special.
481
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,239
Well, if that's
all you want,
482
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,328
I can make somebody feel special
for less than $350.
483
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,114
Ava, I've said I do not want
to go to a strip club with you.
484
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,464
That wasn't an invitation, girl.
I just needed some ones.
485
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,683
And lots of 'em.
486
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:42,512
But, no,
I have another idea.
487
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:46,429
Thank you, Sharks,
for this one-time cash infusion.
488
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,649
This is awesome!
489
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,303
Abbott for the win!
490
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,871
Whoa,
they got water ice?
491
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,830
That's right.
Water ice at Abbott.
492
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,136
Keep it moving.
493
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,355
What do you have,
a computer lab?
494
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,617
Dweebs.
495
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,186
Yeah, you heard
the baby shark.
496
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:08,669
Keep it movin', and quit staring
us down with that lazy eye.
497
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,236
Who you think
you're talkin' to?
498
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:13,630
A woman with Jersey mall hair
and too much makeup.
499
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,545
Now take that sfigato ass
down the street.
500
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:16,546
Oh.
501
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,418
Melissa!
502
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,420
I don't even know
what "sfigato" means
503
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,682
and I know
that was too much.
504
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,336
It's a very small
cup of coffee.
505
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,251
That's not even close,
and I can say whatever I want
506
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,556
to my stupid sister.
507
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,821
Sister? As in the woman
that works at the other school?
508
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,867
You have the same mom?
Y-Your sister?
509
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,782
Yeah, yeah, good, you know
what having a sister means.
510
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,480
Glad you're making good use
of that Penn education.
511
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,918
Wait--And, no, I'm not saying
another word about this.
512
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:44,618
Well, um, hey,
you got to hand it to Ava.
513
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,446
This is--
- This is a blast.
- Yeah.
514
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:50,232
And it is so good that the kids
can feel special today.
515
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,887
Oh, are you saying
that I was right, Barbara?
516
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,758
Uh... no.
517
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,893
Oh, this is so fun.
518
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,591
- Yeah.
- I just wish Gregory
could enjoy it.
519
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:02,984
What's wrong
with Gregory?
520
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,204
Well, you didn't
hear it from me,
521
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,076
but I think he and Taylor
are on the outs.
522
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,646
That's too bad.
523
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:13,821
Yeah.
524
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,652
Hey, Devin,
can I get a piña colada?
525
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,137
Hey.
Hey.
526
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,791
You okay?
527
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:28,923
I will be.
528
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,275
Thank you.
529
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,451
You are so welcome.
530
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,974
You're all welcome!
531
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,498
I really killed that today.
532
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,501
Kids happy, Janine quiet,
Gregory fine.
533
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,372
I feel like I got
a real knack for this,
534
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:46,462
like I could be president
or maybe even mayor of a school.
535
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:47,942
What would you call that?
536
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,947
How's that
petering out going?
537
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:56,167
Well, it turns out that Taylor
was actually petering out on me.
538
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,909
Whoa, she petered?
539
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,171
That's amazing.
540
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:01,695
How is that amazing?
541
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:04,088
Because, man, that's what
people used to do to me.
542
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,700
Huh? Just one more thing
we have in common.
543
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,092
Don't take it so hard.
544
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,616
Everybody gets dumped.
545
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,270
If it can happen
to Michael B. Jordan,
546
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,662
it can happen to you.
547
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,317
Now, that white boy
sure can act.
548
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:19,756
Ooh! I love those
"Back to the Future" movies.
549
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,107
Michael J. Fox.
550
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,326
Hmm?
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