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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,676 --> 00:00:04,483 This progeam is rated 14+ 2 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,310 And may contain mature subject matter. 3 00:00:06,395 --> 00:00:08,012 Viewer discretion is advised. 4 00:00:14,373 --> 00:00:17,145 AAll singing: Boob world, boob world. 5 00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:20,544 It's a world for you, but it's actually two. 6 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:22,497 Boob World! 7 00:00:22,582 --> 00:00:23,613 [Vocalizes] 8 00:00:23,698 --> 00:00:25,943 I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, 9 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:27,807 but I'm actually exstyched about it... 10 00:00:27,892 --> 00:00:29,162 That's excited, stoked, and psyched. 11 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:30,670 I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick. 12 00:00:30,754 --> 00:00:32,600 Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center 13 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:35,013 of a few protests every day for 30 years, 14 00:00:35,098 --> 00:00:37,908 so they've recently rebranded as a boob empowerment experience, 15 00:00:37,993 --> 00:00:39,740 and if we bring a female, we get in for free. 16 00:00:39,824 --> 00:00:42,317 So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags? 17 00:00:42,402 --> 00:00:43,825 No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags, 18 00:00:43,909 --> 00:00:45,200 you can throw your Coke can away. 19 00:00:45,289 --> 00:00:46,657 No fucking way. 20 00:00:46,741 --> 00:00:48,194 It can't be. 21 00:00:50,123 --> 00:00:52,539 Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Oh, look at that. 22 00:00:52,623 --> 00:00:53,939 - What is it? - It's a GoTron ferret. 23 00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:56,083 It's not a GoTron ferret, Morty. 24 00:00:56,168 --> 00:00:58,936 It's the blue GoTron ferret. 25 00:01:00,324 --> 00:01:02,286 - Boob World is canceled. - No, Rick, no. 26 00:01:02,371 --> 00:01:04,224 You promised. You always do this. 27 00:01:04,309 --> 00:01:05,672 Tell you what, Morty, I'll let you choose. 28 00:01:05,756 --> 00:01:07,052 Do you really think Boob World - 29 00:01:07,137 --> 00:01:08,051 Yes. Let me finish. 30 00:01:08,143 --> 00:01:09,227 - Is more important... - Yes. 31 00:01:09,311 --> 00:01:11,255 Let me finish! Than have all five 32 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:13,816 of the only five GoTron ferrets in the universe? 33 00:01:13,901 --> 00:01:15,888 Are you finished? Yes. So, let's go. 34 00:01:15,973 --> 00:01:17,522 Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret. 35 00:01:17,606 --> 00:01:18,606 - Sure. - What the hell?! 36 00:01:18,690 --> 00:01:19,939 You said you were letting me choose. 37 00:01:20,023 --> 00:01:22,073 Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart. 38 00:01:22,157 --> 00:01:23,606 You chose badly. 39 00:01:23,965 --> 00:01:25,482 Morty: That's how it all began. 40 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:27,517 To my sister, it was just another game. 41 00:01:27,602 --> 00:01:28,727 But what she didn't know... 42 00:01:28,812 --> 00:01:30,557 Summer: That was the moment everything changed. 43 00:01:30,641 --> 00:01:31,729 - Morty: Wait. What - I had gotten 44 00:01:31,813 --> 00:01:34,189 my first taste of respect and my first voiceover. 45 00:01:34,297 --> 00:01:36,112 - I-I can hear you. Can you hear me? - And I knew then and there 46 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,039 I wanted more of both. 47 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,247 Hello? 48 00:01:39,476 --> 00:01:46,929 [♪] 49 00:01:50,656 --> 00:01:58,468 [♪] 50 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:06,810 [♪] 51 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,343 *RICK AND MORTY* Season 05 Episode 07 52 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,895 Episode Title: "Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelionn" 53 00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:11,205 Aired on: August 01, 2021. 54 00:02:11,694 --> 00:02:13,203 Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us. 55 00:02:13,288 --> 00:02:15,555 A giant monster is attacking in the Nibblenug system. 56 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:16,700 Your suits are in the bathroom. 57 00:02:16,784 --> 00:02:17,934 Mine smells skeletony. 58 00:02:18,018 --> 00:02:19,267 I have a chiropractor appointment. 59 00:02:19,351 --> 00:02:20,703 What are you involving us in? 60 00:02:20,788 --> 00:02:22,367 Rick's been collecting GoTron ferrets, 61 00:02:22,451 --> 00:02:24,201 and now that he has all five, we can combine them into... 62 00:02:24,285 --> 00:02:25,296 Morty, for Christ's sake 63 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:26,669 - spoilers. - Spoilers, Morty. 64 00:02:26,754 --> 00:02:28,101 WE don't need to sell this to anyone. 65 00:02:28,185 --> 00:02:29,667 There's a giant monster attacking. 66 00:02:29,751 --> 00:02:31,727 In the Nibblenug system. 67 00:02:31,812 --> 00:02:33,673 Since when does this house care about alien lives. 68 00:02:33,757 --> 00:02:35,547 We don't even watch British television. 69 00:02:35,632 --> 00:02:37,395 Told you. Let's just get Gene from next door 70 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,867 - and a homeless guy. - No. Hold on. 71 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,267 Fuck Gene. Fuck the homeless. 72 00:02:40,351 --> 00:02:42,382 Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do 73 00:02:42,467 --> 00:02:43,562 an activity with them. 74 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:45,164 When did that stop being a parent's wettest dream? 75 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,098 I guess around the time our family created 76 00:02:47,207 --> 00:02:49,056 a giant incest baby, and the government 77 00:02:49,141 --> 00:02:50,124 launched it into space. 78 00:02:50,209 --> 00:02:52,266 Oh my God, we made a giant incest baby. 79 00:02:52,351 --> 00:02:53,934 Oh my God, you might be a clone. 80 00:02:54,018 --> 00:02:55,867 I exist because you guys failed to abort me. 81 00:02:55,951 --> 00:02:57,934 We get the family we get, not the one we want. 82 00:02:58,018 --> 00:02:59,532 And if you want to keep the one you got, 83 00:02:59,616 --> 00:03:02,312 get your asses into some anime spacesuits. 84 00:03:02,687 --> 00:03:03,710 - Fair enough. - Okay. 85 00:03:03,795 --> 00:03:05,273 - Good work, Summer Camp. - Yeah. 86 00:03:05,366 --> 00:03:07,210 I'm exci-toked about this. 87 00:03:07,295 --> 00:03:09,045 Sure you are... now. 88 00:03:09,538 --> 00:03:12,453 Morty: Something new was forming, and I was at the bottom of it. 89 00:03:12,538 --> 00:03:15,101 Summer: I let Morty have his voiceover. It's really all he had left. 90 00:03:15,185 --> 00:03:16,467 Okay, can you hear me or not? 91 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,101 Do you mean can I, Summer, hear you? 92 00:03:18,185 --> 00:03:20,422 No. My voiceover can hear your voiceover. 93 00:03:20,507 --> 00:03:21,375 What's the difference? 94 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:23,164 One would be telepathy, dumb-ass. 95 00:03:23,249 --> 00:03:24,077 Now what? 96 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,468 Now, we... 97 00:03:25,604 --> 00:03:27,804 - Go, Team GoTron! - Go, Team GoTron! - Go, Team GoTron! 98 00:03:28,683 --> 00:03:32,766 [♪] 99 00:03:33,124 --> 00:03:36,301 Where are we zip-lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to? 100 00:03:36,385 --> 00:03:38,742 Each robot ferret is at a different location on Earth. 101 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,600 You're going to the center of a volcano. 102 00:03:40,731 --> 00:03:42,234 Thank you? 103 00:03:42,413 --> 00:03:49,476 [♪] 104 00:03:49,757 --> 00:03:57,267 [♪] 105 00:03:57,351 --> 00:04:04,663 [♪] 106 00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:12,267 [♪] 107 00:04:12,475 --> 00:04:14,432 Okay, well, this isn't not fun. 108 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:15,359 Regroup on me. 109 00:04:15,444 --> 00:04:16,563 I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug. 110 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,914 Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii 111 00:04:18,999 --> 00:04:20,906 just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen? 112 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:22,985 Uh, Summer? It's cool, Dad. Shut up. 113 00:04:23,070 --> 00:04:30,484 [♪] 114 00:04:30,924 --> 00:04:32,360 Everybody, attack one at a time! 115 00:04:32,445 --> 00:04:33,466 Is that the best way to... 116 00:04:33,559 --> 00:04:36,031 Tee up something awesome? Yes. Follow me. 117 00:04:39,507 --> 00:04:41,699 Guys, we did our best, but there's only one hope. 118 00:04:41,843 --> 00:04:43,167 Activating link-dock. 119 00:04:43,251 --> 00:04:46,749 Inter-Morphs... rad-ified. PostiTrinos... maximized. 120 00:04:46,968 --> 00:04:54,457 [♪] 121 00:04:54,924 --> 00:04:57,281 Holy shit, I-I can't believe this is working. 122 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:59,719 Go, go, team! It's GoTron time! 123 00:04:59,804 --> 00:05:03,570 [♪] 124 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:06,333 Oh, my God. Hell yes! 125 00:05:06,418 --> 00:05:07,226 This is amazing! 126 00:05:07,311 --> 00:05:08,759 Okay, now we can knock it around a little bit, 127 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:10,447 but trust me, we're still building to something. 128 00:05:10,531 --> 00:05:11,633 How do we... Just hit buttons. 129 00:05:11,717 --> 00:05:12,834 We're too big to fail. 130 00:05:12,976 --> 00:05:16,034 [♪] 131 00:05:16,118 --> 00:05:17,883 I kicked him! That was me, right? 132 00:05:17,968 --> 00:05:18,999 Morty: Uppercut! 133 00:05:19,084 --> 00:05:21,438 I can't believe I almost went to the chiropractor! 134 00:05:21,523 --> 00:05:23,383 I've been waiting a long time for this. 135 00:05:23,468 --> 00:05:26,267 Form Luminous Energy Sword! 136 00:05:26,445 --> 00:05:29,152 That's your ass, Mamma Jamma. 137 00:05:33,018 --> 00:05:35,413 [ All talking ] 138 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:42,273 [ All talking ] 139 00:05:42,499 --> 00:05:43,836 Morty: These were the good times, 140 00:05:43,921 --> 00:05:46,078 when we felt like we could do anything. 141 00:05:46,163 --> 00:05:48,571 But anything is never quite everything. 142 00:05:48,656 --> 00:05:49,710 And pretty soon... 143 00:05:49,795 --> 00:05:52,649 That was nothing... nothing compared to what we can do. 144 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:55,525 There are infinite universes where I still don't have all five ferrets. 145 00:05:55,609 --> 00:05:57,414 Th-th-those versions of me would do anything 146 00:05:57,499 --> 00:05:58,671 to complete their collections. 147 00:05:58,756 --> 00:06:01,211 Okay, but Rick, remember what you told me to remind you? 148 00:06:01,296 --> 00:06:02,664 Sometimes, enough is... 149 00:06:02,749 --> 00:06:04,367 Sometimes, enough is enough. 150 00:06:04,452 --> 00:06:05,600 Morty, what are you doing? 151 00:06:05,684 --> 00:06:06,900 He gets obsessed, Summer... 152 00:06:06,984 --> 00:06:08,353 When are you going to find your shame? 153 00:06:08,437 --> 00:06:09,805 - I have more. - Grandpa just gave 154 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:11,602 everybody the high point of their lives, 155 00:06:11,687 --> 00:06:13,844 and before he did, every single one of you 156 00:06:13,929 --> 00:06:15,197 was trying to talk him out of it. 157 00:06:15,281 --> 00:06:16,922 Wait. Yeah. Wha-what?-what the fuck! 158 00:06:17,007 --> 00:06:19,364 Now, he says we can go higher, and big surprise, 159 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:20,704 it's time to drag him down again. 160 00:06:20,788 --> 00:06:22,008 Well, I vote... No voting. 161 00:06:22,093 --> 00:06:23,500 No debate. It's not a democracy. 162 00:06:23,585 --> 00:06:25,415 It's a Rickpublic. You're in or you're out. 163 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,263 Obviously, I'm in. I never said I wasn't in. 164 00:06:27,348 --> 00:06:29,360 Me, neither. Tell us what we're doing next. 165 00:06:29,445 --> 00:06:31,016 Uh, I want to put together a cookout. 166 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:33,397 That's it? I was honestly prepared to blow someone. 167 00:06:33,481 --> 00:06:35,922 - Jerry. - I said "prepared" and "someone." 168 00:06:36,281 --> 00:06:42,062 [♪] 169 00:06:42,339 --> 00:06:44,063 Morty: Rick invited five versions of our family 170 00:06:44,147 --> 00:06:46,696 from different universes, each with incomplete GoTrons. 171 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,187 I didn't have anyone to talk to, 172 00:06:48,272 --> 00:06:50,500 since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World. 173 00:06:50,614 --> 00:06:51,963 Did you walk on the beach? 174 00:06:52,047 --> 00:06:53,063 The beach that's all boobs? 175 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:54,596 No, the beach that's all sand. 176 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:55,703 Yes, the boob one! 177 00:06:55,788 --> 00:06:58,334 Rick was in the garage with the heads of the five families. 178 00:06:58,486 --> 00:06:59,897 Ugh, and Summer. 179 00:06:59,982 --> 00:07:01,262 Summer: In that first sit-down, 180 00:07:01,347 --> 00:07:02,464 it was Big Fat Rick, 181 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:04,429 Ricardo Montaya, Hot Head Rick... 182 00:07:04,514 --> 00:07:06,863 He got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts - 183 00:07:06,947 --> 00:07:08,330 and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up, 184 00:07:08,414 --> 00:07:09,922 who was always great at the end of a meeting. 185 00:07:10,006 --> 00:07:12,130 At the head of it all, me and Grandpa Rick. 186 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,297 Now, don't get me wrong, C137, 187 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:15,976 we're happy for your good fortune. 188 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,597 But we did not travel to your universe 189 00:07:17,681 --> 00:07:19,263 just to have it rubbed in our faces. 190 00:07:19,347 --> 00:07:21,063 Come on, Big Fat Rick, you know your face 191 00:07:21,155 --> 00:07:22,397 is too small to rub anything on. 192 00:07:22,481 --> 00:07:24,569 My face is the same size as yours. 193 00:07:24,654 --> 00:07:26,637 Wow. Huh. Hold on. 194 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:27,905 I'll be damned. 195 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,739 You're so fat you're an optical illusion. 196 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:30,944 Summer, give 'em the pitch. 197 00:07:31,029 --> 00:07:32,765 We're offering to help each of your families 198 00:07:32,850 --> 00:07:34,233 complete their full GoTrons. 199 00:07:35,232 --> 00:07:37,078 In exchange for some concessions. 200 00:07:37,163 --> 00:07:39,069 Ever since I was a little boy in the slums, 201 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:41,128 I have dreamed of having a complete GoTron. 202 00:07:41,213 --> 00:07:42,396 But concessions? 203 00:07:42,481 --> 00:07:44,530 I hope you mean the kind from a counter. 204 00:07:44,614 --> 00:07:46,632 I hope she means ice cream! 205 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,364 We'd like you to relocate your families 206 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:49,896 to this universe, and let me make some 207 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:51,397 modifications to the GoTrons... 208 00:07:51,481 --> 00:07:53,364 In the interest of us all working together. 209 00:07:53,448 --> 00:07:54,717 Want to know what I think? 210 00:07:54,802 --> 00:07:57,460 Sure, Hothead Rick, just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle. 211 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:00,038 I think you guys got a lot of nerve acting better than us! 212 00:08:00,154 --> 00:08:02,236 This is the family that made a giant incest baby! 213 00:08:02,347 --> 00:08:04,163 Had the government launch it into space! 214 00:08:04,248 --> 00:08:06,074 It's still floatin' around out there somewhere! 215 00:08:06,158 --> 00:08:07,530 Are we ever gonna live that down? 216 00:08:07,615 --> 00:08:09,856 If I get a full GoTron, it won't be by kissing your ass, 217 00:08:09,941 --> 00:08:12,613 it'll be by taking what's mine... yours! 218 00:08:12,946 --> 00:08:14,695 Hey! Gross! No need. 219 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,930 And you were driving... a ferret? 220 00:08:17,076 --> 00:08:19,245 We all are, moron! Give me key! 221 00:08:21,821 --> 00:08:24,878 You'll regret this, you level-headed fucks. 222 00:08:29,152 --> 00:08:30,973 Obviously, we predicted that might happen, 223 00:08:31,058 --> 00:08:32,926 which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick on standby. 224 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:34,238 Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo? 225 00:08:34,323 --> 00:08:35,263 [ All murmur ] 226 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:36,597 Some people think he's lame, but to me, 227 00:08:36,681 --> 00:08:38,778 he's lame in a cool way because he owns it. 228 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:41,442 Cool. That concludes business. Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up? 229 00:08:41,527 --> 00:08:43,730 Raise 'em up, boys! Oh-pah! 230 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:46,840 Summer: And so, we helped our people find their ferrets. 231 00:08:46,925 --> 00:08:49,097 How they got them, not our problem. 232 00:08:49,181 --> 00:08:50,464 Then, we got down to business. 233 00:08:50,548 --> 00:08:51,930 Here's how it worked... 234 00:08:52,014 --> 00:08:53,896 If a giant monster attacked your planet, 235 00:08:53,980 --> 00:08:55,297 we all got the alert. 236 00:08:55,381 --> 00:08:57,230 Man: ♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's ♪ 237 00:08:57,314 --> 00:08:59,801 ♪ Got a plate of spaghetti for the takin' ♪ 238 00:08:59,886 --> 00:09:03,696 ♪ Papa pia's got a great big robot that he's makin' ♪ 239 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:06,997 ♪ I got the moon in both my eyes ♪ 240 00:09:07,082 --> 00:09:09,596 ♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie, hey! ♪ 241 00:09:09,681 --> 00:09:13,696 ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined, yeah ♪ 242 00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:16,199 We formed five GoTrons. 243 00:09:16,284 --> 00:09:18,364 And those GoTrons formed the GoGoTron. 244 00:09:18,449 --> 00:09:20,130 All: Go, GoGoTron! 245 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:22,130 [♪] 246 00:09:22,214 --> 00:09:23,480 Man: ♪ Take it away, boys! ♪ 247 00:09:23,565 --> 00:09:25,371 Rick: I will never get sick of this! 248 00:09:25,456 --> 00:09:28,371 If you were a giant monster at that time, in our universe, 249 00:09:28,456 --> 00:09:29,760 you never had a chance. 250 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:33,863 Man: ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined ♪ 251 00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:37,130 ♪ 'Cause we're two genres, but each one is intertwined, yeah ♪ 252 00:09:37,214 --> 00:09:38,730 Mine needs a weapon like a Yo-Yo. 253 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:40,925 And a Yo-Yo on the chest. Are you listening to me? 254 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:42,668 I-I need you to respect this partnership. 255 00:09:42,753 --> 00:09:44,504 I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff. 256 00:09:44,589 --> 00:09:47,745 If you got in his way, I got you out of the way. 257 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:49,651 And that made more room to move up. 258 00:09:49,807 --> 00:09:51,612 The head of my right arm. 259 00:09:52,214 --> 00:09:55,050 Morty: Me? I ended up the left foot of the left foot... 260 00:09:55,135 --> 00:09:57,297 I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole. 261 00:09:57,381 --> 00:09:58,542 Summer: Well, it had one. 262 00:09:58,627 --> 00:10:00,957 Bitch! When are you gonna stop breaking my balls? 263 00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:01,979 You win, okay? 264 00:10:02,091 --> 00:10:04,036 We're not competing, Morty. And there's your answer. 265 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,527 I could move you up if I could trust you to put family first. 266 00:10:06,612 --> 00:10:08,480 H-how is that putting family first? 267 00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:10,723 Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints! 268 00:10:10,807 --> 00:10:12,065 I agree. That's an issue. 269 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:15,425 Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full or your locker gets empty. Thanks. 270 00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:17,168 I know it feels good when he likes you, 271 00:10:17,253 --> 00:10:19,636 but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good. 272 00:10:19,721 --> 00:10:22,488 Solid babble, Morty... like a fortune cookie written by Borat. 273 00:10:22,573 --> 00:10:23,738 Yeah, I'm not as smart as you. 274 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,072 That's why I know you know what I mean. 275 00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:26,905 You mean, if I really loved my family, 276 00:10:26,989 --> 00:10:29,449 I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass. 277 00:10:29,534 --> 00:10:31,773 Green Ferret Four needs a wash, and we're out of detergent. 278 00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:32,674 I just bought a box. 279 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:35,971 And Grandpa snorted it because you make him feel fenced in. 280 00:10:36,056 --> 00:10:37,827 Rick: Sum-Sum? 281 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:40,321 Get two boxes. 282 00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:44,526 We're back with one of the planets we saved, 283 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,167 and built a secret nightclub on it, 284 00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:47,698 a place no enemies could find us... 285 00:10:47,783 --> 00:10:48,963 Unless you count my brother. 286 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,772 Morty: I didn't even have my own ferret anymore. 287 00:10:50,856 --> 00:10:52,089 Summer made me something called 288 00:10:52,174 --> 00:10:53,863 an "associate security chief"... 289 00:10:53,948 --> 00:10:55,371 Whatever the hell that means. 290 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:56,405 Rick: Look at this guy. 291 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,652 And look at this guy. Look-look at this guy over here. 292 00:10:59,737 --> 00:11:01,996 [ Vocalizes ] 293 00:11:02,081 --> 00:11:04,184 Oh, there she is! My Baby Princess! 294 00:11:04,269 --> 00:11:06,286 Get up here. Stop the music. 295 00:11:06,612 --> 00:11:10,660 This. Is. Our. Queef... O-our Queen. 296 00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:13,277 She saved my life. She-she set me free. 297 00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:16,105 We wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch. 298 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:17,785 And she's got a special announcement. 299 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,489 Summer, tell 'em what?-what we talked about. 300 00:11:19,573 --> 00:11:20,910 Now? I don't think... 301 00:11:20,995 --> 00:11:22,480 Okay, I'll do it. God damn. 302 00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:24,199 Morty: The new job did have some perks... 303 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,339 Like, I got to be around the night Summer realized 304 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,786 - she was in over her head. - Okay. Okay, 305 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:31,433 I've got 90 extra ferrets, which means I need 10 more, 306 00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:34,237 and then four of you get your own GoGoTron, 307 00:11:34,322 --> 00:11:36,613 and 20%of you get a GoTron, 308 00:11:36,698 --> 00:11:40,685 'cause we're all gonna have a fucking GoGoGoTron. 309 00:11:41,315 --> 00:11:43,383 He's very excited. Um... 310 00:11:43,468 --> 00:11:45,099 Oh-pah! 311 00:11:47,044 --> 00:11:49,136 Ohh! I hate my family. 312 00:11:49,221 --> 00:11:50,651 You should. 313 00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:52,226 Get in. 314 00:11:52,456 --> 00:11:54,660 How's it going with your grandpa's compulsiveness? 315 00:11:54,745 --> 00:11:56,385 Is your sister still enabling it? 316 00:11:56,469 --> 00:11:57,247 Huh? 317 00:11:57,331 --> 00:11:58,456 Who are you people? 318 00:11:58,541 --> 00:12:00,894 Let's just say we're the rightful owners of these ferrets. 319 00:12:00,979 --> 00:12:03,309 Then, why were they scattered, and buried across the universe? 320 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:06,346 We mean in a more general, cultural sense. Arrrgh! 321 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,558 What your Grandpa did is called "appropriation." 322 00:12:08,643 --> 00:12:10,362 Not cool! Hunnnnngh! 323 00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:11,894 Look, Morty, we've been watching. 324 00:12:11,979 --> 00:12:13,779 We know you're the one that knows what's best. 325 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,378 Work with us from the inside. 326 00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:17,379 Help us take over this operation. 327 00:12:17,464 --> 00:12:19,769 - We're literally designed for it. - Mm-hmmmmmm! 328 00:12:19,854 --> 00:12:21,152 Nobody will know it was you. 329 00:12:21,237 --> 00:12:23,286 Then, you can get back to what's important. 330 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,066 Are those Boob Bucks? 331 00:12:25,151 --> 00:12:28,729 Legal tender at every kiosk and ride! Huuunh! 332 00:12:29,236 --> 00:12:30,612 I can't. 333 00:12:30,697 --> 00:12:33,394 Summer's treating me like shit, but she's still my sister. 334 00:12:33,479 --> 00:12:34,684 That's really noble, Morty. 335 00:12:34,769 --> 00:12:37,159 If you were in our family, your loyalty would be rewarded. 336 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:39,756 But you're not in our family, which means we can kill you. 337 00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,212 Oh, yeah? 338 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,401 Morty: And sure enough, just when I stuck my neck out 339 00:12:51,573 --> 00:12:54,651 for the family, it got stomped on anyway. 340 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,245 - Dad! - Mom! Dad! 341 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:04,119 Hothead Rick, baby! 342 00:13:04,203 --> 00:13:05,245 [ Screams ] 343 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:07,019 I set myself up for that! 344 00:13:07,104 --> 00:13:08,104 [ Screams ] 345 00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:09,964 - What the hell happened?! - Hothead Rick. 346 00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:11,293 How did he get so close to us? 347 00:13:11,378 --> 00:13:12,707 Morty was supposed to be security! 348 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,793 - Morty? - I-I-I stepped away, alright? 349 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,260 But-but not to let that happen! 350 00:13:16,354 --> 00:13:18,207 Morty, we're not attractive strangers 351 00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:19,610 next to you on a flight to Paris, 352 00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:21,444 traveling alone to get over a breakup, 353 00:13:21,528 --> 00:13:23,011 so this is no time to be coy! 354 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,444 - Oh... pah. - Lil' Ricky. 355 00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:26,945 I'm all wrapped up, Summer. 356 00:13:27,029 --> 00:13:30,011 Guys, I know you don't trust me, but what have we become? 357 00:13:30,095 --> 00:13:31,478 Why are we doing this anymore? 358 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,177 Because it's fun, you little rat. 359 00:13:33,261 --> 00:13:34,845 Now go home, and play video games 360 00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:35,957 while we clean up these bodies, 361 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,402 or your mother and I will hire people to break your knees! 362 00:13:38,487 --> 00:13:40,811 This is $16,000 we got from the deep state 363 00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:42,152 for stepping on that trailer park. 364 00:13:42,236 --> 00:13:44,347 That should be enough for school lunch and home repairs. 365 00:13:44,431 --> 00:13:45,854 Now, I gotta turn my back on you. 366 00:13:45,962 --> 00:13:47,081 No! 367 00:13:47,336 --> 00:13:49,617 Summer: With Morty out of the way, things were looking up. 368 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,792 But looks aren't everything. 369 00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:57,152 Hi, Summer. Um, my cockpit's not getting Wi-Fi. 370 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,778 Dad, you know that's not what I do around here. 371 00:13:58,862 --> 00:14:00,845 Oh, I'm not your Dad. I'm a version of him. 372 00:14:00,929 --> 00:14:02,057 This is my first day here, 373 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,042 and I-I'm not sure what you do around here. 374 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:06,144 Then fuck off. Oh, fuck you. 375 00:14:06,228 --> 00:14:08,399 Excuse me? I want your ID. 376 00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:11,441 Mom. Are you Mom? 377 00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,010 Can you control your rookie Jerrys. 378 00:14:13,095 --> 00:14:15,111 Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed - 379 00:14:15,195 --> 00:14:17,177 Good point. You're not a war-time Mom. 380 00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:18,845 Why don't you find your version of Dad, 381 00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:21,478 and take a break, take a holiday. 382 00:14:21,788 --> 00:14:23,609 I don't have time to wait for your confirmation, 383 00:14:23,694 --> 00:14:25,277 so let's just say, if you're here in 10 minutes, 384 00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:26,682 I'll have you removed. 385 00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:29,388 And then, the GoTrons make the GoTrons, 386 00:14:29,473 --> 00:14:31,682 make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons. 387 00:14:32,361 --> 00:14:35,177 Couple of snags, but I know how to speed things up. 388 00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:37,344 Remember when we talked about how the best thing we could do 389 00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:39,678 for the family is to recruit outside the family? 390 00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:40,911 Yes. Way ahead of you. 391 00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:42,444 Summer, I want you to meet Kendra. 392 00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:43,997 She's from a temp agency. 393 00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:46,122 She's got an entire workforce ready to go, 394 00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:48,778 and all of them have previous giant robot pilot experience. 395 00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,678 So, we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule. 396 00:14:50,762 --> 00:14:52,411 Well, I don't know about that but... 397 00:14:52,495 --> 00:14:54,578 Well, Kendra knows. So... 398 00:14:54,662 --> 00:14:56,293 So... 399 00:15:00,528 --> 00:15:01,845 You here to break my legs? 400 00:15:01,929 --> 00:15:03,978 No. We're here to talk shit about your sister, 401 00:15:04,062 --> 00:15:05,211 because she just fired us. 402 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,909 - You're kidding. - Arrogant little bitch. 403 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,098 - Should we clip her? - No. She's not worth doing time. 404 00:15:09,182 --> 00:15:11,644 You wouldn't do time. You brought her into the world. 405 00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,214 So, I can take her out. 406 00:15:13,299 --> 00:15:14,395 You thought there was an actual law? 407 00:15:14,479 --> 00:15:15,697 It's a joke mothers say. 408 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,801 What kind of fucked up world have you been living in? 409 00:15:17,885 --> 00:15:19,643 Uh, one where your mother murdering you 410 00:15:19,728 --> 00:15:21,058 isn't a comedic premise? 411 00:15:21,143 --> 00:15:22,811 Guys, there's a little adjustment period, 412 00:15:22,895 --> 00:15:24,691 but pretty soon, you're gonna to return to normal, 413 00:15:24,775 --> 00:15:25,811 and you're not going to want to kill Summer. 414 00:15:25,895 --> 00:15:27,277 You're not even gonna be mad at her. 415 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,578 Nah, fuck her. She's my enemy. 416 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,784 Should we kill ourselves, so we can get to hell before her, 417 00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:31,696 and hide near the entrance? 418 00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:33,166 Hm. I like that. 419 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,127 Rick fired me. 420 00:15:36,473 --> 00:15:38,604 [ Both consoling ] 421 00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:39,791 I'm sorry. 422 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:41,963 Are you okay, baby? What happened to us? 423 00:15:42,072 --> 00:15:43,311 We lost our minds. 424 00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:44,911 I did it. Morty was right. 425 00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:47,050 I got addicted to making Grandpa happy. 426 00:15:47,135 --> 00:15:48,534 It's only because your Grandpa 427 00:15:48,619 --> 00:15:49,845 inflates the value of his happiness. 428 00:15:49,929 --> 00:15:51,604 That's a good point. I mean, look at me. 429 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,578 I'm easy to make happy, which is why 430 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,511 nobody gives a shit if I am. 431 00:15:55,596 --> 00:15:57,911 I appreciate it, but there's something else too. 432 00:15:58,143 --> 00:16:00,519 I've been really sensitive about family lately 433 00:16:00,604 --> 00:16:02,811 because of something I've been keeping secret. 434 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,253 Okay. Who's on the Supreme Court, 435 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,675 and what state do we live in? 436 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,074 It's been years since I've thought about this. 437 00:16:07,158 --> 00:16:08,478 No, I'm not pregnant. 438 00:16:08,562 --> 00:16:11,237 But as you guys recall, and as a lot of people keep bringing up, 439 00:16:11,322 --> 00:16:14,315 Morty and I did accidentally create a giant incest baby, 440 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,300 which the government did launch into space. 441 00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:18,417 And I'm not sure how to tell you this, 442 00:16:18,502 --> 00:16:22,104 but it is still alive, and I have been in contact with it. 443 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,689 There were soldiers waiting for me outside school last month. 444 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,737 They took me to the Pentagon, and briefed me. 445 00:16:26,822 --> 00:16:29,214 And from there, I was shuttled to a secret base on Mars. 446 00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:30,995 They had captured him, and wanted to see 447 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,144 if he'd respond to me, instinctively, being his mother. 448 00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:35,314 And he sure did. 449 00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:37,964 But what they didn't expect was that I'd respond to him. 450 00:16:38,049 --> 00:16:39,675 I was supposed to help discipline him, 451 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,886 so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon. 452 00:16:41,971 --> 00:16:45,487 Instead, I trained him to love, to believe in himself, 453 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,620 and finally, to escape. 454 00:16:47,704 --> 00:16:50,322 The government doesn't want anyone to know it happened, 455 00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:53,119 but it's only a matter of time before the story comes out. 456 00:16:53,236 --> 00:16:55,786 And when it does, all we're going to have is each other. 457 00:16:55,871 --> 00:16:58,502 And you guys are a couple, and Rick has Morty, 458 00:16:58,587 --> 00:17:00,003 but I'm the odd one out 459 00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:02,869 So, I wanted to make sure we stuck together. 460 00:17:03,018 --> 00:17:06,268 But instead, I drove us apart, and Rick replaced me 461 00:17:06,353 --> 00:17:09,368 with an anime girl, so all I've got is myself 462 00:17:09,474 --> 00:17:12,391 and my giant, tortured, government-trained rogue 463 00:17:12,476 --> 00:17:15,986 incest monster baby out there in space somewhere. 464 00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:17,987 Oh, baby. What the fuck. 465 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,121 And then, you have to wonder, whatelse are they doing with our taxes? 466 00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,854 Wait. Summer, what did you just say? 467 00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:24,054 Morty, a lot. 468 00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:25,487 He replaced you with an anime girl? 469 00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:27,221 Big eyes? Plus signs for teeth? 470 00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:29,287 Ends sentences with weird sounds that don't fit? 471 00:17:29,371 --> 00:17:30,954 Yeah. That's going to be his whole crew now. 472 00:17:31,038 --> 00:17:33,620 And they're about to run their first test on the GoGoGoTron. 473 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,453 Those people want to steal the robots. 474 00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:37,453 Th-they're gonna kill Rick. He's all alone. 475 00:17:37,537 --> 00:17:38,474 We-we-we've got to go save him. 476 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,568 Right. Or... you know, fuck him. 477 00:17:40,653 --> 00:17:41,599 - I'm good with that. - Yeah, fuck him. 478 00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:45,802 Guys, a great leader once told me you get the family you get. 479 00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:51,513 [♪] 480 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:55,054 Rick: Alright. It works. Now, we just got to find a giant monster. 481 00:17:55,138 --> 00:17:56,954 My sensors have picked one up, Rick. 482 00:17:57,038 --> 00:17:58,283 Okay. Okay Lock onto its location. 483 00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:59,483 Yeah, got it. 484 00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:00,718 Oh, it's you! 485 00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:02,618 Huh? 486 00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:04,518 What the hell is this? 487 00:18:04,603 --> 00:18:06,819 Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick. 488 00:18:06,904 --> 00:18:08,887 We'll take it from here. 489 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,829 You little assholes! 490 00:18:11,569 --> 00:18:13,119 You son of a bitch! 491 00:18:13,438 --> 00:18:17,844 [♪] 492 00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:20,160 Lock a load, boys. 493 00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:25,471 Say "hello" to my little me. 494 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,121 [ Gun Rick says "bang" repeatedly" ] 495 00:18:28,205 --> 00:18:31,676 [ Laughs ] 496 00:18:32,536 --> 00:18:35,353 Give up, old man. The G3 is ours. 497 00:18:35,438 --> 00:18:37,520 And last I checked, your "family" 498 00:18:37,604 --> 00:18:39,387 wasn't coming to save you, hmm? 499 00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:42,154 Giant Invest Baby: Go go goo goo. 500 00:18:42,238 --> 00:18:44,802 Holy mother of mercy! 501 00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:47,490 My God. It's beautiful. 502 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:51,954 [♪] 503 00:18:52,038 --> 00:18:54,678 Yeah! Family! 504 00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:56,704 - Is that... - It's exactly what it looks like. Yes. 505 00:18:56,788 --> 00:18:58,620 Congrats, man. I see the resemblance. 506 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:02,854 Form the Energy Sword! Activate the Goddamn sword! 507 00:19:02,938 --> 00:19:05,228 Oh, man, the sword. Maybe we didn't think this through. 508 00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:07,520 They're not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they? 509 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,121 I never thought I'd be the one to say this, 510 00:19:09,205 --> 00:19:11,020 but you need to watch more anime, Mom. 511 00:19:11,104 --> 00:19:13,954 Whoa, easy now, Naruto. 512 00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:16,509 [ All yell ] 513 00:19:16,838 --> 00:19:20,239 Bahbah go bye-bye! 514 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,653 [ All scream ] 515 00:19:23,737 --> 00:19:25,653 Kendra: What the hell is wrong with you people?! 516 00:19:25,737 --> 00:19:29,154 You just have an incest space monster in your back pocket, huh? 517 00:19:29,238 --> 00:19:31,620 Welcome to the Smith family. 518 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:32,987 [ Yells ] 519 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,448 Shit. Put that down, Naruto. Your great-grandpa is in there. 520 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:37,847 What do you say? One last zipline? 521 00:19:45,704 --> 00:19:48,735 Incest space baby. Nicely done. 522 00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:52,320 Morty: After that, things pretty much went back to normal... 523 00:19:52,405 --> 00:19:53,854 Some version of it, anyway. 524 00:19:53,938 --> 00:19:56,453 Rick said GoTrons were lame little kid bullshit, 525 00:19:56,537 --> 00:19:58,157 and we never talked about them again. 526 00:19:58,242 --> 00:20:00,887 Summer: Except all those gigantic space bugs were still runnin' loose, 527 00:20:00,971 --> 00:20:03,520 and there were no GoTrons left to fight them. 528 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,787 Morty: Yeah, millions die every day. 529 00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:07,892 Summer: But you want to know what they could never kill? 530 00:20:08,071 --> 00:20:09,187 Family. 531 00:20:09,271 --> 00:20:10,720 - Where's Jerry? - Help! 532 00:20:10,804 --> 00:20:13,020 Help! I'm still out here! 533 00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,291 [ Yells ] 534 00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:16,187 Morty: Yep, nothing's more important than... 535 00:20:16,271 --> 00:20:17,987 Hey! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa! 536 00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:19,625 Ugh! 537 00:20:19,788 --> 00:20:20,996 And just like that, 538 00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:23,472 I knew our goose was as cooked as... 539 00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:26,969 Voiceovarians. Ugh. 540 00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:30,453 ♪ Magic sights, exciting sounds ♪ 541 00:20:30,537 --> 00:20:33,954 ♪ Come day or night, and feel around ♪ 542 00:20:34,038 --> 00:20:36,839 ♪ This is the world for you ♪ 543 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,619 ♪ No matter where you've ever been ♪ 544 00:20:41,704 --> 00:20:47,121 ♪ This is the place your life begiii-i-ins ♪ 545 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,787 ♪ Boob World ♪ 546 00:20:48,871 --> 00:20:50,354 ♪ Boob World ♪ 547 00:20:50,438 --> 00:20:53,720 ♪ It's a world for you, but it's actually two ♪ 548 00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:56,875 ♪ Boob Wo-o-orld ♪ 549 00:20:57,938 --> 00:20:59,054 Samansky, you're late! 550 00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:00,287 Won't happen again, sir! 551 00:21:00,371 --> 00:21:01,687 [ All talking ] 552 00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,254 Bugs. Look to your left. Now, look to your right. 553 00:21:04,338 --> 00:21:06,687 None of you are coming back. Not one. 554 00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:08,854 In the entire history of this program, 555 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:10,382 not a single bug has returned. 556 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:11,620 Alright. Bring it in! 557 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,804 - What are we? - Normal-sized bugs! 558 00:21:13,889 --> 00:21:16,039 - What do we do? - Travel through an interdimensional 559 00:21:16,124 --> 00:21:17,789 gateway to a planet with tiny people! 560 00:21:17,874 --> 00:21:20,321 - Why do we do it? - To spread the cure for AIDS! 561 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,687 Hey, Sarge, how do we know if these little people 562 00:21:22,772 --> 00:21:23,653 can understand us? 563 00:21:23,737 --> 00:21:25,718 I mean, do these even speak Buganese? 564 00:21:25,803 --> 00:21:29,006 Funny, Palicki. That's why we say it very loud. 565 00:21:29,139 --> 00:21:32,121 Guys, you'll still be the same civilized bug on their side. 566 00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:33,862 It's not like interdimensional travel 567 00:21:33,947 --> 00:21:36,387 strips us of our clothes, and makes us screaming monsters. 568 00:21:36,631 --> 00:21:38,520 Or maybe it does. It's impossible to know. 569 00:21:38,604 --> 00:21:40,350 Now, get out of here! 570 00:21:43,919 --> 00:21:46,827 My clothes... Where'd they go? 571 00:21:56,829 --> 00:21:58,869 Sync corrections by srjanapala 572 00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:02,283 Man: Did you get any of that? 43830

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