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I know you think I'm crazy.
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But it's not me.
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It's the world.
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The world's gone mad.
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Because...
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because Martians have invaded, but...
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nobody seems to care!
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Take it easy, mister.
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Have a cup of joe.
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I can't take it easy.
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I just saw one outside.
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So, uh, tell me,
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what do these Martians look like?
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They... have giant heads
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and multiple appendages.
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Yikes.
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And they're, uh,
here to eat us or something?
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No. They have a ray of some kind...
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that makes us...
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forget.
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Forget what?
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- There! I just saw one.
- Where?
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Outside through that window.
I just saw one of 'em.
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Hey, mister.
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That ain't a window. That's a mirror.
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What is this,
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some kind of sick joke, Buddy?
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Oh, it's no joke.
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And my name's not Buddy.
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Wait, what?!
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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Hello.
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Mulder, it's me.
Where have you been?
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I've been trying your cell all day.
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I was out squatchin'.
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- What?
- Bigfoot hunting.
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I had my phone turned off.
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Did you have any luck?
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No, but that's not really the point.
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I just had to get away from
the madness for a little while.
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It seems this past year
all I've done is watch the news
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and worry that the country's gone insane.
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I had to get out to nature.
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You know, where it's simple
and uncomplicated,
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where it's just you and the elements.
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And possibly
a cryptozoological, simian-like,
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hairy humanoid with enormous feet.
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I think you just like
saying "squatchin'."
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We still on for dinner tomorrow night?
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Yeah, I'll see you then.
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Hey, Scully,
I ever tell you about the time
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I found a Sasquatch footprint in the mud?
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- Yeah, you did. I, uh...
- It was 35 years ago, about.
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- Mulder, I've heard this before.
- On the banks
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- of the mighty Mogoagogo River
- Mulder, you already told me.
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- I got to go, got to go, Mulder.
- In beautiful British Columbia.
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Scully? Scully?
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Mulder.
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It's me.
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Now, I-I know you're surprised to see me.
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I thought we were all done after...
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you know, that last case.
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I've stumbled on the conspiracy to...
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...to end all conspiracies.
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Who are you?
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So they have already gotten to you.
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How did you know how
to contact me? To meet me here?
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I... It had to be someplace safe.
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They...
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they'd kill us if they had the chance.
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And who are "they"?
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They are why you don't remember.
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Why aren't people getting probed
by aliens anymore?
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You used to know,
but they made you forget...
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so that you wouldn't remember me.
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Look, what is this all about?
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Oh, my God. Look, there's no way
for me to make you understand
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without me seeming like a crazed madman.
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It's a little late for that.
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I think your ride is here.
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The first Twilight Zone episode
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you ever saw... it was
"The Lost Martian," right?
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You remember that?
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And if I do?
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That Twilight Zone episode...
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doesn't exist.
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It never did.
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Were you followed?
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Who is that?
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It would be a hell of a twist
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if it were Rod Serling.
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Submitted for your approval.
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No, it's not in here, either.
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Mulder, what I don't understand
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is how this guy knew
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about your secret rendezvous signal.
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Who cares about any of that, Scully?
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I can't find "The Lost Martian."
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Wh-When he said that that episode
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of The Twilight Zone didn't exist,
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that's when I knew he was
a crazy person. It's a classic.
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So I came home, and I checked
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my box DVD set, and it wasn't on there.
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I checked all my episode guidebooks.
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No mention of it.
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I searched online. Nothing.
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So now I'm going through
my tapes because I'm sure
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I recorded it at some point.
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Well, maybe it's one
of those other shows, like...
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Outer Limits or...
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Confuse The Twilight Zone
with The Outer Limits?
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Do you even know me?!
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Can we talk about this
over dinner, please?
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I-I'm not gonna be able to eat
until I find this.
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Ever again.
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It can't be that good of an episode.
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It-It's-it's not
about the episode, Scully.
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It's about my memory
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of seeing my first Twilight Zone.
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It changed me.
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You don't forget that.
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I was eight years old.
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My parents let me stay up till midnight
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because that was back
in the day when it only aired,
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you know, late at night
on some local channel.
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Wait, what?!
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And my name's not Buddy.
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- Oh, now I get it.
- Wait, what?!
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I remember it all so clearly,
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as if it just happened.
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He stand you up again?
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Uh, are you that guy
that met with Mulder last night?
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Uh, what gave it away, Skulls?
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He mentioned
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the forehead sweat.
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I need you to help me find someone.
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Who?
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Me.
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They...
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they're trying to erase me!
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Skulls, look, I can prove it.
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Hey, I'm armed.
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Just...
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Wh...
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Wh-Where did you find this?
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My fingerprints are on that box.
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Just prove that I'm real!
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W-Wait!
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Who... uh...
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Let me... L-Let me,
let me get this straight.
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Wh-When it cools, it forms
into three different layers,
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with three different textures,
all from the same mix?
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How has this never been an X-File?
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I-I have such wonderful memories
associated with it.
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I remember my mom making it.
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I remember family vacations
over the summer holidays,
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and Fourth of July, fireworks,
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America, God, love.
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That's some Jell-O.
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I mean, just the cherry flavor.
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The lemon-lime tasted
like leprechaun taint.
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But I-I have literally been
looking for this for decades.
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But every time I look
for Goop-O A-B-C, everyone says,
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"No, you must be thinking
about Jell-O 1-2-3."
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It's the Mandela Effect.
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- What do you mean?
- When someone has
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a memory of something that's not shared
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by the majority or the factual record.
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For instance, there are
some people that have a memory
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of seeing a movie called
Shazaam, starring Sinbad
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as an irrepressible genie, even
after it's pointed out to them
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that they're probably thinking
of a movie called Kazaam,
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starring Shaquille O'Neal
as an irrepressible genie,
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especially 'cause a movie
called Shazaam was never made.
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But what if I don't remember
either movie?
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- You win!
- But, Mulder,
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isn't your false Twilight Zone memory
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also a Mandela Effect?
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No, because my false memory is real.
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But, again, how does this... mystery guy,
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whose fingerprints came up with nothing,
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how does he even know about these,
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these secret memories of ours?
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You can ask him yourself tonight.
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I already taped an "X"
to the window this morning.
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But that's your secret rendezvous signal.
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I don't want to intrude.
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He clearly wants you involved, Scully.
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Come on, it'll be like a date.
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Well, this is romantic.
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Isn't it?
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So, who are you?
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I think my name is Reggie.
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Reggie something.
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Well, Mr. Something, you want to
tell us what this is all about?
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Like all
life-questioning revelations,
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it came to me while I was moving.
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Not myself, but my mother.
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And when unpacking her stuff,
I came across a bunch
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of old things of mine she kept.
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Remembering my mom reading
Dr. Wuzzle books to me
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is one of the fondest memories I have.
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But... when I looked more
closely at the book's cover,
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well, that's when the
woozle-wozzle-bloober-blubs
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really hit the fan.
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Wait, what?
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Because Dr. Wuzzle's name
was spelled different
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than how I remembered... not with two Ss,
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but with two Zs.
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What's happening?!
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- It's the Mandela Effect.
- The what effect?
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The Mandela Effect.
When someone has a memory
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that doesn't coincide with
everybody else's or the facts.
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So named because
some people have a memory
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of hearing that Nelson Mandela
died in the '80s
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while imprisoned, when, in fact,
he died a free man in 2013.
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No. It's called the Mengele Effect
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because people have a memory
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of Josef Mengele getting
apprehended in Ohio in 1970.
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So, it's the Mengele Effect.
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The Mandela Effect has been
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an Internet meme for almost a decade.
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It's always been called that.
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Ah, see, you're having a Mengele
Effect about the Mandela Effect.
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I should know because
of how I found out about it.
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My search led me to a...
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historical repository
of vintage Americana.
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Excuse me... do you have
any old Dr. Wuzzle books?
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That's something somebody might
actually want, so, no.
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I do have something over
in the political shame section
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that might interest you.
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Uh, it's a cartoon that
Dr. Wuzzle drew back in 1940.
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Ah, damn it, it's still wrong!
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Easy, easy! If you're gonna
break something,
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use the Evel Knievel doll.
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It'll make it more authentic.
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What? No.
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I'm sorry. It-it...
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I remember his name being
spelled in a different way.
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Oh, boy. Sounds like somebody's suffering
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from the Mengele Effect.
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See? It's called the Mengele Effect.
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That doesn't prove anything.
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D... Just trust me, okay?
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I've done a lot of research
into this since then.
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And the shop owner himself was
a bit of an expert on the topic.
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Oh, it all started a couple
years ago... people coming in
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looking for some fondly-remembered item
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from their past, and I'd show it to them,
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but there's always something
just a little off.
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And they'd be like, "No,
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I remember the logo being racist
in a different way."
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It's like everybody's recall was
just a little out of whack.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And I think the government
knows about it.
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What-what do you mean?
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Oh, come on, the government always
knows more than they let on.
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For instance, do you think
that the government
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didn't know, when this
was being sold back in the '70s,
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that it wasn't full of carcinogens?
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They know the truth
about the... Mengele Effect.
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That's when I launched
my own investigation
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into the phenomenon.
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The Mengele Effect is being
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intentionally orchestrated by someone.
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Who? And to what end?
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For the simple reasons that Orwell said.
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"He who controls the past
controls the future."
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The ability to manipulate memory
creates unlimited power...
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political, economical, cultural.
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It runs the gamut from Holocaust denial
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to corporate product recognition.
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There are companies who are
willing to pay anything,
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do anything, to have people forget
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that their products explode on
impact or suddenly catch fire.
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Companies like G...
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...spending billions in profit
to repress these memories.
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The-the only thing
I haven't been able to do is
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to figure out how they're doing it.
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They can't.
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I-I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous.
282
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I mean, the Mandela Effect is simp...
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It's the Mengele Effect, guys.
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It's the Mengele Effect. Just say it.
285
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...is simply people misremembering stuff.
286
00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:29,740
But maybe... this is actually
evidence of a parallel universe.
287
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- Wait, what?!
- Wait, what?!
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So maybe th-these differences
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in collective memories
are actually evidence of
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of our universe somehow becoming
intertwined with another,
291
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if not identical,
then very similar, universe.
292
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So people's memories are correct.
293
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They're just remembering something
294
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that happened in another dimension.
295
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Hence, the discrepancies.
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That's science, Scully.
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- Theoretical science, at best, Mulder.
- Yeah.
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We're not gonna do
this parallel universe,
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sci-fi gobbledygook, nerd boy, okay?
300
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So just, please, drop it.
301
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Because that crap gives me a headache.
302
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It's a lot better
303
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than some evil entity
zapping people's brains
304
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with a hypno-ray gun?
305
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,310
I never mentioned a hypno-ray gun...
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Guys...
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it's faulty memory because Occam's razor.
308
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That's "Ozzie's razor," not Occam's.
309
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It's always been Ozzie's razor.
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Maybe in a parallel universe it is,
311
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but in still yet another universe,
312
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it's perhaps known as "Occam's ax."
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It's not parallel universes!
314
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,230
Now, look,
315
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since I'm the only one with any
proof of this insidious plot...
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00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,780
What proof?
You've yet to offer any proof.
317
00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:33,850
Proof is in the fact that once I
uncovered what they were up to,
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they turned the Mengele Effect on me.
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Just, look.
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It's my high school yearbook
my mom kept, right?
321
00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:47,380
There is not a single picture
of me in here... anywhere.
322
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,320
There's not any inscriptions
from my classmates here.
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00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,730
No "Have a great summer,"
"You were funny in math class."
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Nothing. It's like I never
even went to this school.
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Maybe you did,
but in a parallel universe.
326
00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,380
Exactly... Knock that off.
327
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,420
Reggie, none of us
remember our high school years
328
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,620
with much accuracy.
329
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:09,250
Skulls, I wish this was about
my own psychological issues.
330
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:12,490
That way, the memorabilia
shop owner would still be alive.
331
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When I went back to tell him
about the conspiracy
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to manipulate memory, and to see
if he had those little...
333
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,500
Do you guys remember the little candies
334
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:21,430
that were shaped like watermelon slices,
335
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:23,400
but they taste like coconut?
336
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,970
When I went back, they had silenced him.
337
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,310
They had impaled him with a lawn dart.
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I'm sorry, but
339
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,950
what's a lawn dart?
340
00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:44,760
Oh, it's this kid's game,
where you would try
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00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:47,160
to throw these mini-metallic
javelins into the air
342
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:49,430
onto these rings that you put on a lawn.
343
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,760
And they sold these to kids?
344
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,770
We were made of sterner stuff
back then, Scully.
345
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,530
Well, it just sounds like
an accidental death to me.
346
00:16:57,570 --> 00:17:01,010
No! No, that's what
they want you to believe!
347
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,640
Sounds like your ride's here.
348
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,650
- You're not...
- She thinks I'm just some kind of
349
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,460
conspiracy nut. Well, you know what?
350
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,140
A conspiracy nut is right twice a day.
351
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,690
No, that's a broken clock.
352
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,320
Okay, it still applies because
353
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,020
they want you to think
all conspiracies are nutty,
354
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,720
so you will ignore the ones
that are true.
355
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,660
Reggie, take it from a fellow nut, okay?
356
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:26,500
At some point, you're gonna have
to explain who "they" are.
357
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,380
You keep on referring to this
omnipresent, mysterious "they"
358
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,500
to give intentionality to random events,
359
00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:34,710
or external explanations
for psychological ones.
360
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,340
But there's no "they" there.
361
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,510
Who is "they"?
362
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,810
This guy!
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00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,120
He is They!
364
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:54,460
This is the story
of a man named They.
365
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,660
Dr. Thaddeus Q. They, a neuroscientist
366
00:17:56,690 --> 00:18:00,200
who has discovered a way to
manipulate collective memory.
367
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,360
Most people have never heard
of him, or rather, they have,
368
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,720
but he has manipulated their
memories to make them forget
369
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,840
that they ever have.
370
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,500
While working on NASA's
371
00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:10,810
top secret Operation Soy Bomb,
372
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:14,210
involving future, one-way space
flights beyond our realm,
373
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,680
Dr. They devised a technique
to change specific memories,
374
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:20,410
which would allow astronauts
to complete their mission
375
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:23,600
without being weighed down by
thoughts of life back on Earth.
376
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,400
However, Dr. They was fired
377
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,930
for also making the astronauts think
378
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,050
that they were chimpanzees.
379
00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:31,930
He perfected his research
while at the U.S.
380
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,500
university hospital in Grenada,
381
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,270
and now applies his method for a number
382
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,540
of unknown, mysterious clients.
383
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,770
His memory manipulations
have run the gamut
384
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,280
from Holocaust denial
385
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,780
to corporate product recognition
386
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,690
to making people forget he, himself,
387
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,660
once starred as an irrepressible genie
388
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,680
in a movie called Ka-Blaam!
389
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,420
Dr. They has not been heard of
390
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:52,360
for many years, but rumors swirled
391
00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:54,720
that he was at the last
presidential inauguration,
392
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,530
where, amongst the hundreds
of millions who attended,
393
00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:00,900
he was seen occupying the last
remaining seat available.
394
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:03,630
And as to his motivations
for being there,
395
00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:07,870
and what exactly he is up to
now, we have no way of knowing.
396
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,900
Or perhaps we once did,
397
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,290
but have since been made to forget.
398
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,279
Oh. What the hell was that?
399
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,710
That video was...
400
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,210
unbelievable.
401
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,220
You want to hear unbelievable,
402
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,780
check out some of these comments.
403
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:25,650
"I think the editing
could have been tighter."
404
00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:27,290
This jerk just says, "Meh."
405
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:30,420
When I stumbled
across this on the Darknet,
406
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,460
I tried to confirm
as much of it as I could,
407
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,000
but I was only able to verify
the most important part...
408
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,330
the Grenada thing.
409
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,430
That was the most important part?
410
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,900
Tell me, Little Miss Skeptic,
why did we invade Grenada?
411
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:44,940
Uh... when was that again?
412
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,840
There was a Marxist overthrow
of the government,
413
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,980
and Reagan was concerned
about some U.S. students
414
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,480
at a university hospital.
415
00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:52,300
Okay, now you're just...
416
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,830
- What?
- You're just embarrassing
417
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,150
yourself at this point.
418
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:57,920
Those were the official reasons,
419
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:00,620
but no one really remembers the reasons,
420
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,390
not even me, and I was there!
421
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:07,600
And I found this amongst my mom's stuff.
422
00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,960
I wrote it when I was
in Grenada, when I was 18,
423
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,190
to be read when I turned 50.
424
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,970
"To myself at age 50.
425
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,660
Always remember..."
426
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:24,040
And the rest of the letter's redacted.
427
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,550
Who redacted it?
428
00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:27,520
I think I did when I wrote it.
429
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:30,180
It was meant as kind of a joke,
but... I mean, that kind
430
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,820
of stuff was funny
to me when I was a kid.
431
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:33,320
Okay, what does this prove?
432
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,510
You're missing the most important part.
433
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,660
Oh. A Grenada UFO stamp.
434
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,560
- Yeah.
- What's that?
435
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,800
The Prime Minister of Grenada
once advocated in front
436
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,670
of the U.N. for the creation
of a department of UFO research.
437
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,370
He-he issued these stamps
to raise money for that effort.
438
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:53,140
After he was deposed,
he confessed that a UFO
439
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,000
had crashed off their coast,
and a dead alien
440
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,840
had been recovered from the waters.
441
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,200
Correct, except for one detail.
442
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,280
The alien wasn't dead!
443
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,340
Now, I was a med student
at that hospital.
444
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,490
That's where they brought in
the semiconscious alien,
445
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,890
and Dr. They was in charge
of trying to save it.
446
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:14,159
Apparently the alien
had been sent to Earth
447
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,830
to warn us about the holes
in the ozone layer.
448
00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:19,730
One of his people
would return in 35 years to see
449
00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,600
if we had managed to avoid
environmental catastrophe.
450
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:39,640
Now, I only caught glimpses
of their conversation.
451
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,560
The two of them talked
alien telepathically.
452
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,110
I will telepathically
transfer to you
453
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,600
all our knowledge
of what you call "the brain."
454
00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:51,070
But that's when
the invasion occurred
455
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,730
and the men
from the government showed up.
456
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,130
Wait, what?
457
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:07,410
I don't know if I repressed the memory
458
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,930
or Dr. They erased my mind, but...
459
00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:11,940
seeing that stamp,
460
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,390
it all came flooding back to me.
461
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:17,060
Now we're dealing
with recovered memories?
462
00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:20,530
I-I'm sorry. I'm out.
463
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,300
Reggie, what you
464
00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:25,910
told us is theoretically possible.
465
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,670
But more likely
in another universe.
466
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,170
The one thing I didn't forget
467
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:36,140
was the telepathic screams of that alien.
468
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:39,110
No, wait,
what are you...? Hey. Oh.
469
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,150
Oh... no...
470
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,920
I wanted to know where the men
471
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,150
from the government took him.
472
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:47,590
That's when I dropped out of med school,
473
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,350
joined the FBI.
474
00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:52,160
And that's how I started the X-Files.
475
00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:56,860
That's right.
476
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,470
We used to be partners!
477
00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:24,060
Yeah. Mulder.
478
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,860
- Foxy.
- Oh, hey, Reggie. What's up?
479
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:28,370
Got this really cool poster
for the office, man.
480
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,580
I think you're gonna flip
over it.
481
00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:35,470
Sorry, nobody down here
but the FBI's
482
00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:37,140
most unwanted.
483
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,680
Move along, sugar boobs.
484
00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:44,750
This is the X-Files. No women allowed.
485
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:57,130
That guy is so creepy.
486
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,560
Changes world history.
487
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,700
And then Columbus
never discovers America.
488
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:05,470
Man never lands on the moon.
489
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:08,040
The U.S. never invades Grenada.
490
00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:09,570
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
491
00:24:09,610 --> 00:24:11,420
What's this about Grenada?
492
00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:16,150
Guys, if this turns out to be
killer cats,
493
00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,050
I'm gonna be very disappointed.
494
00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:21,320
She's their mother.
495
00:24:21,350 --> 00:24:23,550
Wait, if she's their mother,
how can she be their...
496
00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,160
Oh, boy.
497
00:24:44,110 --> 00:24:46,180
All those memories...
498
00:24:46,210 --> 00:24:49,620
You guys mean to tell me
you don't remember any of that?
499
00:24:50,370 --> 00:24:51,830
Not even...
500
00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:54,380
our last case together?
501
00:24:56,670 --> 00:24:58,660
This is the Mengele Effect in action.
502
00:24:58,690 --> 00:25:01,090
Dr. They is using it against us
because he knows
503
00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:03,430
that we are the only team
capable of stopping him.
504
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,190
There is no Dr. They.
505
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,700
Really?
506
00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:09,640
Well, tell that to his henchmen.
507
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,210
And he sent more of them.
508
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,020
FBI.
509
00:25:26,050 --> 00:25:29,220
- FBI.
- What are you doing here?
510
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,260
You don't know?
511
00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:36,880
The legend that I've heard so much about
512
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,430
would have already figured out
who this guy was
513
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,530
that you've been talking to,
514
00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:42,550
and why we were asked
to find out why you are.
515
00:25:43,070 --> 00:25:45,240
But I guess that's how things go:
516
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,300
you start out a rebel,
517
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,510
but then you get fat.
518
00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:51,510
And the next thing you know...
519
00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:52,980
you're deep state.
520
00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:54,810
Sad.
521
00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:02,320
Do you know who I am?
522
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,230
I'm Fox Mulder.
523
00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:06,670
I was fighting the power
and breaking conspiracies
524
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,860
before you saw your first
chemtrail, you punks.
525
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:12,840
I'm Fox freaking Mulder, you punks!
526
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,500
I'm Fox Mulder!
527
00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:16,100
Fox Mulder!
528
00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:18,040
So this moron's father
529
00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:19,500
is somehow connected there.
530
00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:20,940
Reggie...
531
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,780
To Bob Dylan,
whose '98 Grammy performance
532
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,680
is remembered by millions
because a half naked man
533
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,750
with the words "soy bomb"
written on his chest
534
00:26:31,780 --> 00:26:34,390
jumped onstage and started
dancing like a spaz.
535
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,690
But no official video
of the incident exists.
536
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,260
Did it even happen?
537
00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:40,720
Seven years later, the band Eels
releases a song,
538
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:41,930
"Whatever Happened to Soy Bomb?"
539
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,420
A coded message?
540
00:26:43,450 --> 00:26:45,200
Especially because the band's
lead singer,
541
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,070
the son of Hugh Everett III,
who originated
542
00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:49,180
the many-worlds interpretation
of quantum physics...
543
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:51,280
and I'm right back
to parallel universes again.
544
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,940
It's true, Scully, I've lost the plot.
545
00:26:54,970 --> 00:26:56,540
I can't find the hidden connections
546
00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:57,700
between things anymore.
547
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,040
The world has become too crazy
548
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,920
for even my conspiratorial powers.
549
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:02,580
Maybe you've just lost your taste for it,
550
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,920
especially
after all this "birther" stuff.
551
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:07,130
Maybe.
552
00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:11,090
Maybe it's just realizing the absurdity
553
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,390
of an evil doctor named They.
554
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,800
Mulder.
555
00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:24,440
When? Where?
556
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,840
Who was that?
557
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,440
Dr. They.
558
00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:56,470
Dr. They, I presume?
559
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,800
Kids today don't even know
what this means.
560
00:28:01,410 --> 00:28:02,470
Why should they?
561
00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:04,640
I mean, when's the last time
someone admitted
562
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,480
doing something they were ashamed of?
563
00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:09,750
Even if caught on tape doing it,
they just say,
564
00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:12,420
"Well, that was taken out of context."
565
00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,720
Yes, but why are you shaming me?
566
00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,520
Someone who's spent his life
seeking the truth
567
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,060
behind every great conspiracy,
568
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:24,260
and you're only now finding out about me?
569
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,930
Perhaps it just goes to show
570
00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:29,700
how good you are at hiding
in the shadows.
571
00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:32,300
Who's hiding? I'm in the phone book.
572
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:34,550
But nobody knows what's
a phone book anymore.
573
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,340
I have to admit,
what little I know of you
574
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:39,410
I got from a rather dubious online video.
575
00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:42,010
Oh. Did you like that? I made it.
576
00:28:42,050 --> 00:28:46,080
It's my new platform: "phony fake news."
577
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,550
It's a presentation of real facts,
578
00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:51,760
but in a way that assures
no one will believe any of it.
579
00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:52,890
To what end?
580
00:28:52,930 --> 00:28:55,530
The bitter end.
581
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,590
Which is why, when I became aware
582
00:28:57,630 --> 00:29:00,430
that you were finally aware of me,
583
00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:03,330
I felt a professional courtesy
to meet with you
584
00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:05,900
and to tell you this in person...
585
00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:08,110
you're dead.
586
00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:11,540
Oh, that came out wrong.
587
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:13,380
I'm sorry.
588
00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:14,610
I didn't mean to scare you.
589
00:29:14,650 --> 00:29:16,050
I meant your time,
590
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,350
Agent Mulder, your-your time has passed.
591
00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:23,450
Okay. So, what is, or what was my time?
592
00:29:23,490 --> 00:29:26,220
Well, it's a time when
people of power thought
593
00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:29,460
that they could keep their secrets secret
594
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:33,400
and were willing to do anything
to keep it that way.
595
00:29:33,430 --> 00:29:35,630
Those days are passed. Gone.
596
00:29:35,670 --> 00:29:38,570
We're now living in a post-cover-up,
597
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,900
post-conspiracy age.
598
00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:43,210
N-No doubt, the kids will come up with
599
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,440
some catchphrase for it.
600
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,310
"Po-co" or something. They'll say, like,
601
00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:50,910
"Oh, that's so po-co."
602
00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:53,050
It'll make you wish you really were dead.
603
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:56,150
As long as the truth gets out...
604
00:29:56,190 --> 00:29:59,560
They don't really care
whether the truth gets out,
605
00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,430
because the public no longer knows
606
00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:03,270
what's meant by "the truth."
607
00:30:04,530 --> 00:30:06,060
- What do you mean?
- Well, I mean,
608
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,770
no one can tell the difference anymore
609
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,189
between what's real and what's fake.
610
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:13,660
There's still an objective
truth, an objective reality.
611
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,490
So what?
612
00:30:15,930 --> 00:30:18,570
I mean, you take this Mandela Effect.
613
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,840
Well, in the old days,
I would never have come out
614
00:30:21,870 --> 00:30:24,260
and admitted to you that, yes,
615
00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,770
I can change
people's collective memories.
616
00:30:26,810 --> 00:30:29,490
And that would have meant
that I could control the past.
617
00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:32,210
And if that's true...
well, as Orson Welles once said,
618
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:35,350
"He who controls the past,
controls the future."
619
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:37,280
It was George Orwell that said that.
620
00:30:38,050 --> 00:30:39,550
Well, for now maybe.
621
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:43,290
Anyway, the point is,
I can tell you all of this,
622
00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:46,499
right out in the open,
because it doesn't matter
623
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,460
who knows about it.
624
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,520
They won't know whether
to believe it or not.
625
00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:53,200
To be honest, I'm not believing
any of this.
626
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,020
Well, believe what you want to believe...
627
00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,200
that's what everybody does
nowadays anyway.
628
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,070
You're only proving my point, you twit.
629
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,770
But, full disclosure, you're right.
630
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,910
I can't control people's minds.
631
00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:09,550
Although it turns out
you don't really have to.
632
00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:12,490
All you need is some people
to think it's possible.
633
00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:16,220
And then you've sown the seeds
of uncertainty.
634
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:19,230
All you really need is a laptop.
635
00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:21,390
So that's what this has all been about?
636
00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:23,000
The spread of online disinformation?
637
00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:24,470
Maybe.
638
00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:27,400
You know, our current president once said
639
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,400
something truly profound.
640
00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:33,170
He said, "Nobody knows for sure."
641
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,840
What was he referring to?
642
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,810
What does it matter?
643
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:07,640
Mulder!
644
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,980
How the hell did you get in here?
645
00:32:10,010 --> 00:32:13,150
Foxy, what did you find out from They?
646
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,690
I'm not exactly sure what
to think about any of it.
647
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,520
Oh, God. What did They do
to you?
648
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,260
Look, that's exactly what
they want you to think
649
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,300
about everything.
650
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:24,340
First thing I need to do is
find out who you are.
651
00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:27,390
His name is Reginald Murgatroid.
652
00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:31,430
Using your yearbook,
653
00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:34,540
I tracked down your
high school transcripts.
654
00:32:34,570 --> 00:32:36,870
You only spent a few weeks
there, and you didn't graduate.
655
00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:40,140
But after completing your GEDs,
you enlisted in the army
656
00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:43,910
and participated in the invasion
of Grenada,
657
00:32:43,950 --> 00:32:48,620
where one of the resistance
soldiers/construction workers
658
00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:50,550
hit you on the head with a shovel.
659
00:32:50,590 --> 00:32:52,650
You received medical assistance
660
00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:54,790
at the U.S. university hospital there.
661
00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:56,230
After your stint in the military,
662
00:32:56,260 --> 00:33:00,230
you engaged in a series
of bureaucratic jobs
663
00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:02,420
in various federal agencies.
664
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,930
Starting with the U.S. Postal Service.
665
00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:10,580
Then, the Internal Revenue Service.
666
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,760
The Security and Exchange Commission.
667
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,250
And the Department of Justice,
specifically
668
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,950
in the Witness Protection Agency.
669
00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:24,580
All right, Anthony
"The Meat Grinder" Mortillaro,
670
00:33:24,610 --> 00:33:26,360
onetime hit man for the mob,
671
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,460
you are now Tony Jones,
real estate agent.
672
00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:32,630
But after 9/11,
you joined the CIA.
673
00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:36,500
Hey.
674
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,380
And then onto the Pentagon,
with the Department of Defense.
675
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,800
Boom goes the dynamite!
676
00:33:45,270 --> 00:33:46,180
Wait.
677
00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:47,780
Was that a wedding cake?
678
00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:49,810
Damn it! Not again.
679
00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:52,819
Oh, well, time for lunch.
680
00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:54,550
But your longest stint
681
00:33:54,590 --> 00:33:57,350
was at the NSA,
the National Security Agency.
682
00:33:57,390 --> 00:33:58,660
So you actually voted for him?
683
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,930
Yeah.
He's going to drain the swamp.
684
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,500
Get all those Goldman Sachs
people out of the White House.
685
00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:05,970
Hey, Scully, did I ever
tell you about the time
686
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,300
I found a Sasquatch footprint in the mud?
687
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:10,840
Ah, yeah, you did.
I've heard this before.
688
00:34:10,870 --> 00:34:12,940
It was 35 years ago, about,
689
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,110
- on the banks...
- It was on the banks
690
00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:16,910
- of the mighty Mogoagogo River.
- of the Mogoagogo River.
691
00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:18,410
Until about a year ago,
692
00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:21,410
when you were committed
to a mental institution
693
00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,180
because you'd had a nervous breakdown.
694
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:26,170
Wait... what?
695
00:34:27,010 --> 00:34:28,690
Or perhaps
696
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,760
it's merely the culmination
of disillusionment of a man
697
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,330
who simply wanted to spend his
life in service of the country
698
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,660
that he loved, but began
to feel tormented by the idea
699
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,760
that he was betraying its very ideals.
700
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,600
And so, using information,
apparently gathered
701
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,840
through illegal, warrantless wiretaps,
702
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,200
you escaped into a fantasy
where you imagined
703
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:49,480
that you joined a team that still did
704
00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:53,080
what America was meant to do:
fight for truth and justice.
705
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:57,880
Or...
706
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,960
I'm from a parallel universe,
and I jumped dimensions...
707
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,420
no, that's stupid.
708
00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:03,720
Right? Sorry.
709
00:35:04,130 --> 00:35:05,590
Mm-hmm.
710
00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:10,700
Well...
711
00:35:10,730 --> 00:35:12,800
looks like my ride is here.
712
00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:15,540
Hey, guys.
713
00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:17,700
Uh, you remember what I said last time
714
00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:19,810
about if you wanted me
to come along peacefully?
715
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,540
Aw, Mr. Murgatroid, it demeans all of us.
716
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:27,180
No. No, it gives us
a touch of classicism.
717
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:28,720
Mm.
718
00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:30,750
So you remember how, uh,
719
00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:32,640
crazy people used to be portrayed
720
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,090
as thinking they were Napoleon?
721
00:35:35,390 --> 00:35:36,890
When did that stop?
722
00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:39,190
Maybe it's another Mengele Effect, right?
723
00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:41,230
Well, uh, take care, guys.
724
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:42,760
Stay sane.
725
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,420
And, um, good luck
with the rest of your cases.
726
00:35:49,370 --> 00:35:50,540
Reggie.
727
00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:56,980
Our last case together, what happened?
728
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:04,280
We found the truth that's out there.
729
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,990
I'd suddenly recalled the Alien
at Grenada's declaration,
730
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:10,760
that one of his kind would
return to Earth 35 years later.
731
00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:14,130
Foxy's crazy intuition of the
uncanny led him to figure out
732
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,130
the location of the visitation.
733
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,830
Scully drove.
734
00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:19,100
There it is!
735
00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:30,240
Is that what I think it is?
736
00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:35,660
It's the gold record.
737
00:36:36,650 --> 00:36:37,820
Yup.
738
00:36:37,850 --> 00:36:39,220
It's the Voyager.
739
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,120
What's left of it.
740
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:57,900
Greetings, Earthlings.
741
00:37:25,570 --> 00:37:29,070
I come before you as a representative
742
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,200
of the Intergalactic Union
of Sentient Beings
743
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:35,180
from All Known Universes and Beyond.
744
00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:37,280
We have been observing your species
745
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,110
for many, what you call, "years."
746
00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:42,120
Our study is now complete.
747
00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:45,720
We no longer wish to have
any further contact with you.
748
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:48,760
We have returned your music sampler
749
00:37:48,790 --> 00:37:52,290
but will no longer tolerate any
further efforts on your part
750
00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:54,630
to venture beyond your realm.
751
00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:56,430
We are building a wall.
752
00:37:56,670 --> 00:38:01,500
It will be a beautiful, albeit
invisible, electromagnetic wall
753
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:04,300
that will subatomically incinerate
754
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:08,240
any probes you attempt to send
beyond your solar system.
755
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,310
You're free
to explore Uranus all you want.
756
00:38:11,350 --> 00:38:13,080
But we can't allow your kind
757
00:38:13,110 --> 00:38:15,980
to infiltrate the rest of the cosmos.
758
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:18,750
You're not sending us your best people.
759
00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:20,150
You're bringing drugs.
760
00:38:20,190 --> 00:38:21,850
You're bringing crime.
761
00:38:21,890 --> 00:38:23,690
You're rapists.
762
00:38:23,730 --> 00:38:27,360
And some, I assume, are good people,
763
00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:29,960
but we have no choice.
764
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,260
Believe me.
765
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:32,800
For although the rest of the galaxies
766
00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:35,770
all have their share
of these same problems,
767
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,600
we fear you could infect us
with the one trait
768
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,610
that is unique to Earthlings.
769
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,180
You lie.
770
00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:45,660
To show there are no hard feelings,
771
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,990
we've compiled a compendium
of answers to any questions
772
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,010
you might still have regarding...
773
00:38:51,150 --> 00:38:53,250
anything.
774
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:06,800
Good luck, and good riddance.
775
00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:29,320
Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing.
776
00:39:43,410 --> 00:39:45,570
So that's the truth?
777
00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:50,840
We're not alone in the universe,
but nobody likes us?
778
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,420
It's okay, Mulder.
779
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,620
- There'll always be more X-Files.
- No.
780
00:39:56,130 --> 00:40:00,090
They gave us
all the answers to everything.
781
00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:02,520
Even Sasquatch.
782
00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:06,290
No! It's not true!
783
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,360
It can't be.
784
00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:14,870
It's time to face the facts, guys.
785
00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:18,610
This is the end of the X-Files.
786
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:22,240
But maybe the point
wasn't to find the truth,
787
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:24,920
but to find each other.
788
00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:28,040
For no matter where we go in our lives,
789
00:40:28,490 --> 00:40:31,020
we will always have the memories
of our time together,
790
00:40:31,050 --> 00:40:32,820
and no one can take those away
791
00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:34,820
or alter them in such a way
to make us doubt
792
00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:36,450
that they actually happened.
793
00:40:36,490 --> 00:40:37,540
Oh, Reggie.
794
00:40:38,430 --> 00:40:39,630
I've always...
795
00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:41,100
Shh.
796
00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:43,500
I know.
797
00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:45,430
I know.
798
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,580
And as we now know,
799
00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:02,010
they lived happily ever after.
800
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,590
We'll be sure to come visit you, Reggie.
801
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:11,020
No, you won't.
802
00:41:29,710 --> 00:41:31,720
Where the hell are they taking Reggie?
803
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:36,190
Wait, what?
804
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,320
Hmm.
805
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,620
I see you found your lost episode.
806
00:41:44,660 --> 00:41:46,730
Turns out it wasn't
a Twilight Zone after all.
807
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,160
It was a knockoff show
called The Dusky Realm.
808
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,800
Which is now lost for the ages.
809
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,140
Couldn't find anything
to set it in, so I used your...
810
00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,910
Bigfoot impression as a mold.
811
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:13,090
Oh, no, wait, you first.
812
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,790
It could be the lemon-lime.
813
00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:16,230
But... yeah...
814
00:42:22,430 --> 00:42:24,030
Oh...
815
00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:43,250
I want to remember how it was.
816
00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:50,470
I want to remember how it all was.
817
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:09,580
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