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("I love Lucy" theme song playing)
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(doorbell buzzing)
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Oh, hello.
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Here are the extra towels you wanted,
Mrs. Ricardo.
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Thank you very much.
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Lucy?
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Yeah?
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Lucy!
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What?
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Come here.
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Guess who's down by the pool.
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Who?
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Robert Taylor.
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No kidding.
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Yes. Maybe we can see him
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from up here. Come over.
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Where is he?
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There he is!
Where?
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See that great big green-
and-white-striped umbrella?
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Yeah.
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Well, you see those feet sticking out
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from under that umbrella?
Yeah.
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Those are Robert Taylor's feet!
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Robert Taylor's feet!
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Yeah, and the rest of him's even
better.
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No kidding!
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Well, get your bathing suit
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and meet me down by the pool.
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Okay. Oh! Oh, I can't.
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Ricky just called and-and he's, uh,
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he's on his way here from the studio
with a photographer.
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We're going to take some pictures.
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"We"? Are you going to be in them?
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Well, I didn't get all the details.
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But what other reason would they have
for taking them here?
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It's probably one of those fan
magazine deals, you know,
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where they play up the domestic
angle:
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"Lucy and Ricky Ricardo At Home."
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Oh, that'll be wonderful.
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Yeah.
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Ethel.
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Oh, for goodness sake, now,
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you could have gone into the wading
pool
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until Mommy got there.
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I want you to rub this oil on me
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so I can get a suntan.
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Oh, Fred, you'll never get a suntan.
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Your skin's just like mine.
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It's too fair.
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Well, it says right here
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if I use it, I'll be a golden brown.
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You will-- a golden brown blister.
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Well, I'm going to give it a try.
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Now let's go.
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Okay.
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I want to get one more look at Robert
Taylor.
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He's gone.
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He has?
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Oh, darn it!
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Now, let's go.
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We're wasting that good sun.
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Oh, there's no hurry.
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Yes, there is.
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(doorbell buzzing)
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They're here already?
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Does Ricky Ricardo live here?
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Uh, yes.
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Yes, he does.
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Well, I'm Dolores Donlon.
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The studio told me to come over here
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to have some pictures taken with
Ricky.
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Oh. Well, won't you come in?
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Thank you.
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Uh, I'm Mrs. Ricardo
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and this is Mr. And Mrs. Mertz.
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How do you do?
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How do you do?
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Oh, well, come on.
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We're wasting that good sun.
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There's no hurry.
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Oh, won't you sit down?
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Thank you.
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(doorbell buzzing)
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Is this the Ricardo apartment?
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Yes.
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Well, the studio said
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to come up and have some pictures
taken.
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Oh, hi, Dolores.
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Hi, Maggie.
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Did they call you for this, too?
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Yeah, but I don't know much about it.
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Me either.
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The studio just said to go over
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and have my picture taken with Ricky
Ricardo,
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whoever he is.
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Oh, haven't you met him?
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He's a handsome Latin with an accent.
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He's the end.
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Really?
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The living end.
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Uh... pardon me.
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I'm a little confused.
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What kind of pictures are they
taking?
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Oh, are you from the studio, too,
honey?
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No, I'm Mrs. End.
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I-I, I mean, I'm Mrs. Ricardo.
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Oh. Well, how do you do?
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I'm Maggie Magennis.
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Oh, well, how do you do?
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This is Mr. And Mrs. Mertz.
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Hello!
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How do you do? It's been nice knowing
you.
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We're going down to the pool.
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What for?
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I thought you said you wanted to get
some sun.
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With my fair skin?
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(doorbell buzzing)
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Oh, this is Ricky, I hope.
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Hello...
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Yeah, yeah, come on in.
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Hi, Dolores and Maggie!
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How are you?
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Good to see you.
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Why are there so many of them?
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Who cares?
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Come on.
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We're going down to the pool.
Wait!
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Wait!
We'll see you later, Lucy.
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Come in, Ross.
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Oh, hi.
Hi, honey.
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Ross Elliott, this is my wife Lucy.
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How do you do?
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Glad to meet you, Mrs. Ricardo.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hello, girls.
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WOMEN: Hi, Ross. How are you?
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What are those?
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Oh, well, they're going to be in the
Don Juan picture with me.
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Oh?
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Yeah, they play the four women
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that are in love with me in the
picture.
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Oh, that's very exciting.
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ROSS: Ricky, come on over and meet
the girls.
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Okay. Excuse me, honey.
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Girls, this is Ricky Ricardo.
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Hello, Dolores.
I met you before.
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Hello, girls. Hi.
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Okay, kids, let's get started.
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Now, Ricky, for the first shot, take
this script
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and sit in that chair with the girls
all around you, huh?
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Okay.
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Now, we'll see how that looks.
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Okay.
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Okay, kids.
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That's good.
Now, one...
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Mrs. Ricardo, if you stand there,
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you're gonna be in the picture.
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Oh.
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It's not that we wouldn't like to use
you in some of the shots,
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but it just wouldn't fit in with our
publicity campaign.
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Oh, well, I-I thought you, uh, would
want
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to play up the domestic angle.
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You know, how happily married Ricky
is.
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Well, we-we would ordinarily, you
see,
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but Don Juan is all about love.
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It's got nothing to do with marriage.
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Oh.
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Okay, kids, let's get this now.
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Ready? One, two and...
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Good.
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Okay, now I think we'll have some
cheesecake.
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Everybody, over to the couch.
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Ricky, you go get your guitar, huh?
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Okay.
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ROSS: All right, kids.
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Two on one side and two on the other.
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Yeah, that's gonna be fine.
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Now let's all cross our legs to the
right, huh?
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That's good. Now leave space a little
for Ricky.
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RICKY: Where do you want me, Ross?
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Right in the middle, Ricky,
serenading the girls, huh?
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Everybody look at Ricky and smile.
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Now hold it.
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One... two...
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Mrs. Ricardo...
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Well, you said everybody.
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Well, I meant all the girls.
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Oh.
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Lucy...
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well, I misunderstood him.
That's all.
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Okay, all right.
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One, two and... good.
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Now, for the next shot, let's have
everybody
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back of the couch, huh?
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Uh, well, if you don't need me, I
have a few things
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I could be doing in the bedroom.
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All right, Mrs. Ricardo, if we need
you, we'll call you.
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Thank you.
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All right now, Ricky,
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you stretch out on the couch, looking
up at the girls.
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Girls, I want just the heads showing.
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Okay.
Everybody down.
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That's right.
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Now, just the chin sticking up.
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Just your chin.
Now, there.
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Now, let's see how that's going to
look.
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Now, don't move, Beverly.
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Now, I want you two to move over to
the right
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and you three to...
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Three?!
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Mrs. Ricardo.
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Lucy, what are you doing back there?
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I lost my earring.
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Where?
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In the bedroom.
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What are you doing looking out here
for it?
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Because the light's better out here.
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ROSS: Okay, kids, let's get this
shot, huh?
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One, two...
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Good. Okay, now I think we'll move
down to the pool.
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Kids, change into your suits in the
cabana.
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Ricky, get into some trunks and a
robe, huh?
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Okay.
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All right, fine.
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Oh, it's nice to have met you, Mrs.
Ricardo.
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I'll see you again sometime.
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ETHEL: Lucy?
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Yeah.
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Are you watching that spectacle from
up here?
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Isn't it revolting?
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Will you please tell me
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what is so exciting about taking
pictures
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of four starlets in bikini bathing
suits?
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I don't know,
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but I could see Fred's eyes bugged
out clear up here.
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Phew!
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Boy, I'm glad that's over.
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I never realized that taking pictures
was such hard work.
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Oh, you poor little thing.
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I'll bet your arms are all calloused
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from having them around those
starlets.
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Honey, you know I had nothing to do
with this.
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Don't get mad.
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Mad? Me mad?
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(chuckling): Why? Why should I be
mad?
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On the contrary,
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I'm glad, very glad.
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Why, when those girls walked in here
today,
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it was the happiest day of my life.
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Now, Lucy...
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And when they didn't want me
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in the pictures, I wanted to jump for
joy.
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Lucy...
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And my goodness!
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When you all put on those bathing
suits
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and trooped down to the pool,
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I just felt as if my fondest dreams
had come true.
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Now, honey...
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And you thought I was mad.
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Why, I wasn't mad.
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I was happy. Happy!
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H-a-p-p-y, happy!
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Boy.
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Now, look, honey, I-I know that
you're a little upset, but...
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A little upset.
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You think I'm a little upset.
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Now, just a minute.
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Ricky, let her go.
273
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,629
I want to see what she'll do for an
encore.
274
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:34,500
Now, look, honey, I-I know
275
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,502
that this is hard for you to put up
with,
276
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:39,005
but, uh, it's part of the publicity
campaign
277
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,806
for the picture, and I got to go
along with it.
278
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,676
Yeah, well, I don't got to go along
with it.
279
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,645
Yes, you do.
280
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:49,148
You are my wife, and this is part of
my career right now.
281
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,651
Now, there'll probably be a lot more
pictures like that,
282
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,154
but I'm sure that if you think the
whole thing over calmly,
283
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,990
you won't be childish enough to let
it bother you.
284
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,325
Any bets?
285
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,744
You keep out of this.
286
00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:05,247
Here. Here's something to make you
happy.
287
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:08,034
Ross gave me some tickets to go to a
big premiere tonight,
288
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,920
and we're going to get all dressed up
and go.
289
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,171
We are?
290
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,506
Yes, sir.
291
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,008
I'm taking the prettiest girl in
Hollywood to the premiere.
292
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:19,345
Aw... honey.
293
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,298
Oh, I love movies with a happy
ending.
294
00:11:22,298 --> 00:11:24,383
Gee, Ethel, just think:
295
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,385
My first Hollywood premiere.
296
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:27,386
Where is it, honey?
297
00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:28,771
Grauman's Chinese Theatre?
298
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,523
He didn't tell me.
Look on the tickets and see.
299
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,694
Just one ticket here.
300
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:36,896
You sure?
301
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,647
I'm positive.
302
00:11:38,647 --> 00:11:41,617
Oh, well, then it must be good for
two people--
303
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,619
you know, one person and a guest.
304
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,121
Of course, dear.
305
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,956
That's why it says, "Admit one."
306
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,708
Oh.
307
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,911
Well, I almost got to a Hollywood
premiere.
308
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,747
Now, honey, there's just been a
mistake, that's all.
309
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,832
You bet there's just been a mistake,
310
00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:00,336
and I made it 15 years ago when
Marion Strong asked me
311
00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:03,839
to go on a blind date with a Cuban
drummer and I said yes.
312
00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,091
(doorbell buzzing)
313
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,479
Oh, hello, Ross. Come in.
314
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,480
Say, Ricky, I just realized
315
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,983
I only gave you one ticket for
tonight.
316
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:14,984
See?
317
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,235
Oh. Well...
318
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,571
I can't send you to a premiere all by
yourself.
319
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,022
No, that's right.
320
00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:21,023
You certainly can't.
321
00:12:21,023 --> 00:12:21,991
Here you are.
322
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,492
One, two, three, four.
323
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,860
Four?
324
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:25,861
Four?
325
00:12:25,861 --> 00:12:26,862
Yeah, for the four girls.
326
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,416
Now, look, Ricky, when they interview
you in the lobby,
327
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,418
mention Don Juan as many times as you
can...
328
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,419
Now, now, look, Ross, Ross,
329
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,421
I wanted to take Lucy to the premiere
tonight.
330
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,422
Now, Ricky, I know how you feel,
331
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:37,923
but I've got this thing all set up.
332
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,425
There'll be plenty of other premieres
333
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:40,926
she can go to later on.
334
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,429
You understand, don't you, Mrs.
Ricardo?
335
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,766
Oh, sure, I understand.
336
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,601
Oh, you're a real doll.
337
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,556
Now, look, Ricky, there's a party at
the Mocambo
338
00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:56,058
after the show-- you and the four
girls, okay?
339
00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:57,560
Yeah.
340
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,144
I'll see you at the studio in the
morning, huh?
341
00:12:58,644 --> 00:12:59,645
Yeah, well, yeah...
342
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,617
I know.
343
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,120
I'm your wife, and I have to go along
with it.
344
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,622
It's part of your career.
345
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,623
It's for publicity
346
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,625
and I'm not supposed to let it bother
me.
347
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,626
I shouldn't be childish
348
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,628
and I should take it with a smile.
349
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:18,964
Lucy...
350
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,416
I'm smiling.
351
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,218
I don't like you when you're smiling
that way.
352
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,721
Don't press your luck.
I'm smiling.
353
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,667
Oh, honey, you shouldn't have waited
up for me.
354
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,168
Come on. Let's go to bed.
355
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,006
Come on, honey.
356
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,926
I got an early call at the studio
tomorrow.
357
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,929
(mumbling)
358
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,978
Lucy, have I got a clean tux shirt?
359
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,065
Honey, I got to go to the studio in
my tux, and I want...
360
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,521
Aah...
361
00:17:00,636 --> 00:17:02,137
Ten o'clock!
362
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,046
Give me MGM Studio, please.
363
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:28,547
(slamming down phone)
364
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:35,054
Hello. Is Ricky Ricardo working there
today?
365
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,556
Well, would you find him, please?
366
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,058
I-I'll hold on.
367
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,978
Oh, you're up. Good.
368
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,481
Say, Ethel wants to know if we're
still going
369
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,483
to Knott's Berry Farm today.
370
00:17:50,853 --> 00:17:52,855
The only knots you'll see today
371
00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,356
will be on Ricky's head!
372
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:55,858
Huh?
373
00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,359
He didn't come home all night!
374
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,361
Oh, you must be mistaken.
375
00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:00,863
Go see for yourself.
376
00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:02,865
His bed hasn't been slept in.
377
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:04,867
Oh.
378
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,368
Well, of course it hasn't.
379
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:07,870
What do you mean?
380
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:09,872
Well, that's another reason I had for
coming over.
381
00:18:10,372 --> 00:18:11,373
First I wanted to ask you
382
00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:12,875
about going to Knott's Berry Farm
383
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:14,376
and then I wanted to tell you that
384
00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:16,762
Ricky spent the night over at our
place.
385
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,263
He did?
386
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,765
Yeah.
387
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,266
Why?
388
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,968
Why?
389
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,554
Well, he... Why?
390
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:28,056
Hello?
391
00:18:28,056 --> 00:18:29,558
Yes?
392
00:18:29,558 --> 00:18:32,060
Oh. Oh, well, thank you.
393
00:18:34,062 --> 00:18:35,564
He's on his way home from the studio.
394
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,567
Yeah, that's it. He got an early call
from the studio,
395
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,068
and he didn't want to disturb you.
396
00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:41,069
Really?
397
00:18:41,069 --> 00:18:42,571
Yeah. Well, I'll see you later.
398
00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:44,323
I just thought of something I have to
tell Ethel.
399
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,659
Hi.
400
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,961
Come on, Ethel. Let's go and eat
breakfast.
401
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,379
We just had breakfast.
402
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,548
Well, let's go and have another one.
I'm starving.
403
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,551
What's the matter with you?
404
00:18:55,551 --> 00:19:00,172
Ethel, Ethel, did anyone sleep on
your couch last night?
405
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,306
Yeah. Why?
406
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,342
Are you sure?
407
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,560
Sure, I'm sure.
408
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,845
Well, I'll be darned.
409
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,149
How did you know I slept on the couch
last night?
410
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,352
Aha!
411
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:14,319
"Aha" what?
412
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:15,821
I sleep on the couch lots of nights.
413
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,323
Fred snores like a buzz saw.
414
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:23,328
Well, at least you know where your
buzz saw was last night.
415
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,080
What are you talking about?
416
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,698
Ricky didn't come home at all.
417
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,167
He didn't!
418
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,169
Oh, now, let's not jump to
conclusions.
419
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,870
There must be some logical...
420
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:34,673
Oh, you keep out of this, you, you
husband, you!
421
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,542
Well, I'm lost.
422
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,543
What are you talking about?
423
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,511
Oh, Fred's trying to cover up for
Ricky
424
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,514
by telling me that he slept on your
couch last night.
425
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,433
Oh, honestly, Fred.
426
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,435
Well, I just thought that there might
be a...
427
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,687
Hi, everybody.
Hi, honey.
428
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,556
Oh!
429
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,858
Have you no shame?
430
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,476
Huh?
431
00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:56,278
Look at him, out all night,
432
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,114
parading around at 10:00 in the
morning in his tuxedo!
433
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,532
What happened?
434
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,034
You'll never get out of this one.
435
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,536
Just turn around and head back for
Cuba.
436
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,291
I'd like to know what's going on.
437
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,576
So would I.
438
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,578
Where were you last night?
439
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:16,999
Yes. Where were you last night, you
cad?
440
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:19,801
Yeah. I'd kind of like to know
myself.
441
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,223
What's the matter with all of you?
442
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,724
You know where I was last night.
443
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,226
I went to the premiere
444
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,977
and then I want to the party at
Mocambo's.
445
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,095
And then?
446
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,013
And then?
447
00:20:31,513 --> 00:20:32,514
And then I came home.
448
00:20:32,514 --> 00:20:34,016
Ha!
449
00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:37,319
Now look, I-I-I...
You mind telling me
450
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,071
what-what you're talking about?
451
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,856
I was right on that couch all night
452
00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:42,858
and you did not come home.
453
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:45,193
You crazy or something?
Of course I came home.
454
00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:48,163
I'll tell you exactly what happened.
455
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,165
I came home. It was 2:30 in the
morning.
456
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,667
You were asleep on the couch.
457
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,036
I tried to woke you, wake you up, but
you wouldn't budge.
458
00:20:54,036 --> 00:20:57,005
So, I-I figured I'd better let you
sleep there, it was late.
459
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,840
So I covered you up, I gave you a
kiss.
460
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,792
I went in the bedroom, I went to
sleep.
461
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,295
I had an early call this morning and
I got up.
462
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,298
I-I-I... You were still asleep, so I
went to work
463
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,300
and I finished my work, I came home.
464
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,801
That's all there is to it.
465
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,720
Oh, come now.
466
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,056
You can do better than that.
467
00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:15,474
She's right.
468
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,359
You can do better than that.
469
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:21,363
I suppose you always wear your tuxedo
470
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,115
in the studio in the morning?
471
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,900
Well, th-they wanted me to wear the
tuxedo.
472
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,202
They-they were taking some pictures
473
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,370
supposed to be in a nightclub.
474
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,656
Oh, glib, isn't he?
475
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:33,158
Check with Ross Elliott.
476
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:35,160
All right, I will.
477
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,662
Oh, oh, wait a minute.
478
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:39,164
He dropped me here on the way to the
airport.
479
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:40,666
He's on his way to San Francisco
right now.
480
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:44,002
How very convenient.
481
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,470
Now, wait a minute.
482
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,471
Now, th-th-th-this, this is
ridiculous.
483
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,974
I'm telling you, I was home last
night!
484
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,976
All right. All right.
485
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,478
If you had to put your tuxedo on
again this morning,
486
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,981
that means that I'll find the shirt
you wore last night
487
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,482
in the clothes hamper, right?
488
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,484
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
489
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,403
Wait a minute.
490
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,405
I had to wear the same shirt.
491
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,407
All the other tuxedo shirts were in
the laundry.
492
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,910
Oh, now, isn't that too bad?
493
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,413
Now, look. This is ridiculous now.
494
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:15,000
I'm telling you all that I was home
last night.
495
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,501
And you slept in your bed.
496
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,502
Yes.
497
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,503
Then your bed would be unmade.
498
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,339
Yes.
499
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,683
Did you made that bed?
500
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,186
No, I did not "made" that bed.
501
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,188
Has the maid been here?
502
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,473
No, the maid has not been here.
503
00:22:38,473 --> 00:22:40,809
See? Wastepaper basket's full
504
00:22:40,809 --> 00:22:42,811
ashtrays haven't been emptied.
505
00:22:43,311 --> 00:22:46,314
Go ahead.
It's your turn.
506
00:22:46,815 --> 00:22:48,316
Wait, wait, wait.
507
00:22:48,817 --> 00:22:49,568
I'm waiting.
508
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,403
There's something.
509
00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:53,905
There's got to be something.
510
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:55,907
I know. I got it!
511
00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:59,745
My carnation-- I threw it in the
wastebasket in the bedroom. Ha!
512
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,555
I know I put it in here!
513
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,057
What happened to it?
514
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,559
The phantom maid strikes again.
515
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,729
Oh, now. Come on, now.
516
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:18,730
Look, I'm telling you,
517
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,232
I'm telling you that I came home last
night.
518
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,067
I came home, it was 2:30 in the
morning.
519
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,569
You were asleep in the couch. I
could...
520
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,570
That's it.
521
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,073
You were asleep in the couch, right?
522
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,324
Yes.
523
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:32,244
All right. If I wasn't home,
524
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,613
how do I know that you were asleep on
the couch?
525
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:35,914
Yeah.
526
00:23:38,366 --> 00:23:40,869
Because I just told you.
527
00:23:40,869 --> 00:23:42,370
I told you when you came in
528
00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:44,873
that I was asleep on that couch all
night.
529
00:23:44,873 --> 00:23:46,625
Yeah.
530
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:48,760
Oh.
531
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,545
Nice try, though.
532
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,518
Oh, I beg your pardon.
533
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,521
I thought I could finish up in here.
534
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:02,307
I mean, I thought I could do the
room.
535
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:03,725
Now, look, honey.
536
00:24:03,725 --> 00:24:05,026
You got to listen to me.
537
00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:07,312
I... Finish up in here?
538
00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:09,815
Maid!
539
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,316
Maid?
540
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:13,819
Maid! Maid, please come here!
541
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:14,820
Come here, please.
542
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,321
Come here, please.
543
00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:17,823
Come right in here.
544
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:20,826
Now, look, you just said you wanted
to finish up in here.
545
00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:22,127
Were you here before?
546
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,546
Oh, no. No, I wasn't in here, sir.
547
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,798
It's against the rules for the maid
548
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,800
to enter the room when the guest is
in.
549
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,635
Oh, and please don't tell the manager
I did!
550
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,338
Oh!
551
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,974
You're wonderful.
552
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:36,975
I love you dearly.
553
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:41,480
Oh, oh, gee, I wish all the guests
were as nice as this.
554
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,433
Well, I wish all the maids were as
nice as you are.
555
00:24:45,433 --> 00:24:47,936
You're a very nice lady, and I'm
gonna give you
556
00:24:48,436 --> 00:24:50,438
the biggest box of candy you ever
got. I love you.
557
00:24:50,438 --> 00:24:51,773
(blowing kiss)
558
00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:56,695
Ricky,
559
00:24:56,695 --> 00:25:00,165
I'm sorry I thought what I thought.
560
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,666
Can you forgive me?
561
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,668
Listen, for a minute, I was beginning
to wonder
562
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,170
whether I was home last night.
563
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,172
(guffawing)
564
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,124
Let's go, Ethel.
565
00:25:09,124 --> 00:25:10,625
The lovebirds are at it again.
566
00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:13,128
(Lucy laughing)
567
00:25:13,128 --> 00:25:17,632
Oh, look. Here's a program from the
premiere last night.
568
00:25:17,632 --> 00:25:18,633
Yeah.
569
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,101
Yeah, I brought it home last night
570
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,603
so Lucy could see...
571
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,105
How about that?
572
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:24,606
What?
573
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:26,057
My alibi.
574
00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:28,059
Oh, no! Was it here all the time?
575
00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:29,060
All night long.
576
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:32,480
(all laughing)
577
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,793
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
578
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,298
ANNOUNCER: The publicity man was Ross
Elliott,
579
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,300
the maid was Iva Shepard and the
starlets were
580
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,302
Dolores Donlon, Maggie Magennis,
581
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,304
Shirley Tegge and Beverly Thompson.
582
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,317
I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production.
583
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,820
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
584
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,822
will be back next week at this same
time.
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