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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
The Education
of Frances Lawrence.
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Only one problem,
most of my friends
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wouldn't know
who Frances Lawrence was.
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The Education of Gidget.
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Elegance just died.
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Okay, compromise.
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The education of
Frances "Gidget" Lawrence.
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Six years
in elementary school...
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Six years in junior
and senior high school...
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[♪♪♪]
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After that, four years
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perplexing her professors
at the university.
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Sixteen long years
of conditioning, shaping,
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growing up, till at least I'm ready for the first grade,
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only this time
I'm the teacher.
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I'm in charge...
theoretically.
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Who am I?Cinderella.
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I'm late to the ball.
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Remember me
to Prince Charming.
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GIDGET:
Things have changed
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since I was in first grade
before.
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This is an experiment...
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an open school.
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Doors are open...
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windows are open...
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minds are open.
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If the kids are learning
half as much as I am,
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we're a smash.
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After Hopalong's
finished his snack,
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I'd like you
to read a little, Richie.
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Okay.
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MAN:
Miss Lawrence.
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Jeff!
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[BOTH EXCLAIM]
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[KIDS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
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Oh! Jeff, I'd like you to meet
some friends of mine.
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Hello.Who's he?
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He looks like
Prince Charming.
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Oh, that's close.
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You really want to know
who I am?
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Uh-huh.
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I'm the guy your teacher's
going to marry,
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glass slipper
or no glass slipper.
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
How did you manage to get
to Los Angeles so fast?
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Impatience and luck.
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A buddy of mine
programmed the computer
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to cooperate
on my discharge,
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and I wangled a jet lift
out of Saigon,
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and here I am.
So, what are we waiting for?
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Let's get married.
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Like when?Like now!
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Good morning, love ♪
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♪ Make yourself at home ♪
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♪ Come morning ♪
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♪ The time is right ♪
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♪ Every road I follow
Since the world was new ♪
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♪ Every doubt I borrowed
Every dream that grew ♪
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♪ Brought me to this moment ♪
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♪ When a part of me ♪
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♪ Becomes a part of you ♪
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♪ Good morning, love ♪
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♪ Fill yourself with me ♪
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♪ Oh I can't wait ♪
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♪ Let's begin ♪
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♪ Let's begin ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
My dad teaches
at the university
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and I'm afraid,
to a history professor,
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we seemed
a little impatient.
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We've been engaged
for over a year,
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and I'm the girl that doesn't
believe in long engagements.
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Still, there are certain
practical considerations.
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Free translation,
do you have a job?
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JEFF:
Yes.
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You do?I know, surprised me too.
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But, in spite of myself,
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I did end up with
an engineering degree.
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While I was
in the service,
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I had a chance to
specialize in aeronautics,
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so I applied to
Worldwide Dynamics,
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and what do you know?
They hired me.
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Where is Worldwide Dynamics?
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In Florida.
Town called Woodlake.
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So much for practical
considerations.
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Let's talk
about the wedding.
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Should be simple.Not too conventional.
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But not too far out.
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We could get married
at the beach where we met.
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Riding tandem on surfboards.
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Only if the surf's up.
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It should be informal.
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Intimate. But let's not
talk about it.
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Let's do it!
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
My sister Ann was
deliriously happy for us.
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And we couldn't stop crying.
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The wedding invitations
went out.
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The wedding presents
came in.
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Oh, that's from
Louie B. Latimer.
Who?
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Remember my landlord
in Greenwich Village?
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Oh, yeah, that nut
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who used to be
the kid star in the movies.
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He says that candelabra
was part of
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the furnishings
in "Dracula's Castle."
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It'll be handy if
we can't pay the light bill.
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Oh, listen, I want
to thank your buddy Tom
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for what he sent us,
but what did he send us?
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Well, this is an Air Force
inflatable life raft.
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Tom was low in cash,
but he wanted to send something.
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Listen,
you never know
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when an Air Force
inflatable life raft
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is going to come in handy.
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Hey...What?
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Is this really happening?
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We're getting married.I know.
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It's a big step.
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I just hope I'm up to it.
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I don't want to
disappoint you, Jeff.
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You won't.
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
The question of
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who was to be
the wedding photographer
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was answered by
a long distance phone call
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from Louie B. Latimer.
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Well, of course I'm coming
to the wedding!
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There was a time
when you couldn't
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have a wedding in Hollywood
without Louie B. Latimer.
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The bridegroom
was expendable,
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but not yours truly.
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I plan to capture the entire
spectacle on film for you.
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Oh, but that's wonderful
of you, Louie B.
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Am I ever anything less?
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[LAUGHS]
Frankly, I've been
looking for an excuse
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to make a pilgrimage
out there.
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I want to visit the scenes
of my former triumphs
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before they're all supermarkets
or savings and loans.
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Well, my dear,
I've got to run.
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I'm picketing the Freddy
Bartholomew Film Festival
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at the Museum
of Modern Art.
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If the public could only see
my screen test
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for "Little Lord Fauntleroy..."
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Okay, well, listen,
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thanks for calling,
and see you soon.
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Courage, my dear.
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Courage.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
In the ultimate utopia
of Gidget Lawrence Stevens,
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there will be only
hellos and hi there's.
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Positive,
no goodbyes.
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I just don't have
any talent for them.
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But the kids had it
all together as usual.
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Their wedding presents
were the best yet.
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Gourmet food...
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fine art...
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elegant home furnishings.
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See ya!
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CHILDREN:
Goodbye, Ms. Lawrence.
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[CHILDREN CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
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Richie...
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Richie, aren't you
going to say goodbye?
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No, I don't want to.
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Oh, well, I don't, either.
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Instead, suppose we talk
about the nice hello
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you're going to give
your new teacher.
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Richie, I have
a big favor to ask.
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I need someone to be
the ring-bearer at my wedding.
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I don't think I could do it.
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Oh, have I ever asked you
to do anything you couldn't?
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No, I don't think so.
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Listen, there isn't anyone
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that could do this
half as well.
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Please?
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Well, if you really need me.
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
Jeff and I began to believe
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the wedding
would never happen.
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But the great day
finally arrived.
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So, fortunately,
did Louie B. Latimer.
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This looks like the place.
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We'll shoot from here,
Anatole.
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I should be on a crane
for this,
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but I'll cut in some outtakes
from "Intolerance"
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and open it up.
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The ring-bearer, right!
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Look!
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Look at him, Anatole.
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Who do you see
standing there?
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Richie Coleman.
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No, no, me, me,
little Louie Latimer
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at the zenith
of my meteoric career.
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In my prime,
I was the ring-bearer
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at all the top
Hollywood weddings.
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One's plenty for me.
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The fans didn't care
who got married
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as long as
I carried the ring.
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Toby Wayne postponed
her wedding three months
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till I was available.
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Arline Judge wouldn't
think of getting married
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unless I was there.
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Once Lanny Ross tried
to steal the spotlight.
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He's yawning.
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I topped him,
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did a tango down the aisle
with the flower girl.
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[LAUGHS]
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I just hope I don't
drop the ring.
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A little nervous?
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Have you
on-camera jitters?
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Backward, turn backward,
oh time in your flight.
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It must be held so.
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Busby Berkeley
trained me for the role.
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One of Peggy Hopkins Joyce's
weddings.
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There was a girl who knew
how to get married.
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Head up!
Eyes front!
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Just a ghost of a smile,
as if you knew
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you were the most important
person in the world.
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But I'm not.
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Negative thinking!
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Repeat after me:
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"I am the most important
person in the world!"
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I am the most important
person in the world.
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And believe it.
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All right, now, let's have
a quick run-through.
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No, no, hold the cushion
with more reverence,
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and please,
just a wisp of a smile,
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not a toothy smirk.
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Perfect,
we're rolling.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You okay, Dad?
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Just allow me a few seconds
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to get used to
this new Frances.
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I was fooled too,
for a minute.
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But it's the same old me,
and whoever I am
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or whatever I am,
it's all thanks to you.
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I've been thinking about that.
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I'm about to hand you over
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to the man who's going to be
your husband,
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the man who expects you to be
a good and loving wife.
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And who have you had to
train you in the wifely arts?
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Well, you tried
to help me be
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a loving,
considerate person.
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Isn't that a big step
towards being a good wife?
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I've wanted to do
my best by you, Francie.
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I hope I've taught you
some of the things
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you'll need to know.
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Oh, of course you have,
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and I won't let you down, Dad.
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Or Jeff, ever.
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Here's the irony.
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I'm supposed to support you
down the aisle,
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and suddenly the old knees
feel double hinged.
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[CHUCKLES]
Well, lean on me, Dad.
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It's your turn.
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[SIGHS]
260
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[♪♪♪]
261
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[WEDDING MARCH PLAYING]
262
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Move slowly, slowly!
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PREACHER:
This is a joyful
occasion for us all.
264
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We are to share
with Jeff and Frances
265
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that solemn
and wonderful moment
266
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when they join their hands
and their hearts
267
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in an open testament
of their mutual love.
268
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They wish this commitment
they make,
269
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one to the other,
to be witnessed by us.
270
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May the love
they feel for each other
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be strengthened and supported
in their life
272
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by the love all of us
feel for them both.
273
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Please, join hands.
274
00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:17,913
Jeff, do you take this woman
whose hand you hold,
275
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to be your wife,
and do you pledge,
276
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in sickness
and in health,
277
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in good times
and in bad,
278
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to be to her a faithful
and loving husband?
279
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I do.
280
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PREACHER:
Do you, Frances,
take this man,
281
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whose hand you hold,
to be your husband,
282
00:14:35,278 --> 00:14:38,499
and do you pledge,
in sickness and in health,
283
00:14:38,499 --> 00:14:40,283
in good times
and in bad,
284
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to be to him a faithful
and loving wife?
285
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,680
I do.
286
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,030
What tokens do you give
to bind these pledges,
287
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one to the other?
288
00:14:57,953 --> 00:14:59,781
Do you give these rings
as tokens
289
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to bind the common pledge
of your love and fidelity?
290
00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:04,264
BOTH:
We do.
291
00:15:08,703 --> 00:15:10,966
To finalize this moment,
292
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Jeff and Frances
wish to share some lines
293
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from a favorite poem.
294
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[♪♪♪]
295
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No man is an island, entire of himself.
296
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Every man is a piece
of the continent,
297
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a part of the main.
298
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If a clod be washed away by the sea,
299
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Europe is the less...
300
00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:32,205
As well as if
a promontory were.
301
00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:34,294
As well as if a man or of thy friends
302
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or of thine own were.
303
00:15:35,773 --> 00:15:37,775
Any man's death
diminishes me.
304
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Because I am involved in mankind.
305
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BOTH:
And therefore,
306
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never send to ask
for whom the bell tolls.
307
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It tolls for thee.
308
00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:50,136
PREACHER:
By the authority
vested in me,
309
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I now pronounce you
man and wife.
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[ALL CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
311
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GIDGET:
The next couple of hours
are a happy golden blur.
312
00:16:07,544 --> 00:16:12,070
Fortunately, we have Louie B's
incomparable record on film.
313
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With a notable assist
from his friend Anatole.
314
00:16:15,204 --> 00:16:19,339
Technically, the film put
the movies back 30 years,
315
00:16:19,339 --> 00:16:20,862
but in terms
of our enjoyment,
316
00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:22,559
it couldn't have been better.
317
00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:24,431
[♪♪♪]
318
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[♪♪♪]
319
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GIDGET:
There were times
in the confusion
320
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,657
before the wedding
when I envied Eve.
321
00:17:16,657 --> 00:17:19,486
She and Adam had the first
and best wedding.
322
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:22,140
Our honeymoon showed me
what it must have been like
323
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,012
in the Garden of Eden,
324
00:17:24,012 --> 00:17:27,363
when there were only
two people in the whole world,
325
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:30,236
and they happened to be
in love with each other.
326
00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:32,455
And in our case,
lucky enough to honeymoon
327
00:17:32,455 --> 00:17:35,545
in a Malibu beach house
of one of Dad's friends.
328
00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:41,943
[♪♪♪]
329
00:17:45,294 --> 00:17:49,907
♪ Good morning, love ♪
330
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♪ Make yourself at home ♪
331
00:17:56,740 --> 00:18:00,788
♪ Come morning ♪
332
00:18:03,094 --> 00:18:11,102
♪ The time is right ♪
333
00:18:11,102 --> 00:18:18,066
♪ Every road I follow
Since the world was new ♪
334
00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:24,507
♪ Every doubt I borrowed
Every dream that grew ♪
335
00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:27,380
♪ Brought me to this moment ♪
336
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:30,078
♪ When a part of me ♪
337
00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:34,517
♪ Becomes a part of you ♪
338
00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:42,656
♪ Good morning, love ♪
339
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:48,879
♪ Fill yourself with me ♪
340
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:53,797
♪ Oh I can't wait ♪
341
00:18:56,583 --> 00:19:04,460
♪ Let's begin ♪
342
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:15,253
♪ Let's begin ♪
343
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:17,821
GIDGET:
Our honeymoon didn't end.
344
00:19:17,821 --> 00:19:21,825
We just switched locales, from surfing to station wagon,
345
00:19:21,825 --> 00:19:24,828
from Malibu
to Route 66.
346
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:27,570
But Mrs. Jeffrey Stevens,
wife and homemaker,
347
00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:30,138
was so eager to take over
from the bride,
348
00:19:30,138 --> 00:19:32,967
we arrived in Woodlake,
Florida, a day early,
349
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,578
and it was an eye-opener.
350
00:19:35,578 --> 00:19:37,232
For one thing,
the town was bigger
351
00:19:37,232 --> 00:19:39,800
and more spread out
than we had expected.
352
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,542
And for another, the area
to which we were directed
353
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,413
must have been conceived
in the notion
354
00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:47,895
that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
355
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,244
It had to have been.
356
00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:51,289
All the houses
were the same.
357
00:19:58,514 --> 00:20:00,037
Why'd you stop?
358
00:20:00,037 --> 00:20:01,691
This is us.
359
00:20:01,691 --> 00:20:03,214
How could you possibly tell?
360
00:20:03,214 --> 00:20:04,868
[SCOFFS]
The number.
361
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:06,435
4112 Lodge Avenue.
362
00:20:06,435 --> 00:20:07,784
Let's go.
363
00:20:16,358 --> 00:20:19,492
What?Our house!
364
00:20:32,722 --> 00:20:34,420
[GIGGLES]
365
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,334
[♪♪♪]
366
00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:08,149
Oh! Kitchen's small,
but that makes it handier.
367
00:21:08,149 --> 00:21:10,064
Isn't it marvelous?
368
00:21:10,064 --> 00:21:12,458
It's the greatest
empty house I've ever seen.
369
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,895
I know exactly how
I'm going to furnish it.
370
00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:16,723
An ordinary sofa'd
crowd this room.
371
00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:19,160
So we're going to have
twin loveseats right there.
372
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,596
I like the sound of that.Hm.
373
00:21:20,596 --> 00:21:22,685
And a big easy chair
right there for you.
374
00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:25,253
Okay, and a not-so-big
easy chair over there for you
375
00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:26,776
'cause I don't
want to spoil you.
376
00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:31,302
Ooh, our bedroom!
377
00:21:31,302 --> 00:21:33,304
Wow!
378
00:21:33,304 --> 00:21:35,089
What are you doing?
379
00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:37,439
Seems solid enough
to hold a waterbed.
380
00:21:39,963 --> 00:21:42,183
It's a little too dull
in here, though, so...
381
00:21:42,183 --> 00:21:43,358
well, maybe
some paint...
382
00:21:43,358 --> 00:21:44,881
Hi!
383
00:21:44,881 --> 00:21:46,622
I'm Tom Blaine,
your neighbor.
384
00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:49,146
Oh.This is my wife, Medley.
385
00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:50,713
How do you do?
I'm Jeff Stevens.
386
00:21:50,713 --> 00:21:51,714
I'm Gidget.
387
00:21:51,714 --> 00:21:53,847
This is Vince.
388
00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:55,065
Hiya, Vince.Hi.
389
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,241
Got any kids?
390
00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:58,852
Not at the moment.
391
00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:01,507
Newlyweds?Mm-hmm.
392
00:22:01,507 --> 00:22:03,857
Well, we just wanted
to say welcome
393
00:22:03,857 --> 00:22:05,728
to Woodlake,
Oakdale Division.
394
00:22:05,728 --> 00:22:07,556
Oakdale Division?Like Gaul,
395
00:22:07,556 --> 00:22:09,863
all Woodlake is divided
into three parts.
396
00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:12,300
Poplar Flats, Oakdale
and Cypress Hill.
397
00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:16,173
Are you with
Worldwide Dynamics?
398
00:22:16,173 --> 00:22:18,306
[SCOFFS]
Isn't everybody?
399
00:22:18,306 --> 00:22:20,047
Where are you going
to stay tonight?
400
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,049
There's a nice motel
right down the road.
401
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,441
Oh, great.
402
00:22:23,441 --> 00:22:25,531
Oh, no, I want to stay here,
in our house.
403
00:22:25,531 --> 00:22:28,925
Here?Jeff, the first few months,
404
00:22:28,925 --> 00:22:31,232
humor her.
405
00:22:31,232 --> 00:22:33,626
We're right next door,
if you need anything.
406
00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:35,366
You can borrow
my sleeping bag.
407
00:22:35,366 --> 00:22:38,108
Thanks, Vince,
but, uh, we'll manage.
408
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,284
Would you like a ride
to the plant tomorrow?
409
00:22:40,284 --> 00:22:41,590
That'd be great.
Thank you.
410
00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:42,678
You're on.
411
00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:44,071
I'll see you
in the morning.
412
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,290
Bye.Bye.
413
00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:47,727
I'm glad you're here,
414
00:22:47,727 --> 00:22:50,077
even if you don't have
any kids.
415
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,687
Can't take him anywhere.
416
00:22:51,687 --> 00:22:52,949
So long, Vince.
417
00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:58,172
We can't stay here.
418
00:22:58,172 --> 00:23:00,435
We don't have any lights,
we don't have any bed.
419
00:23:01,697 --> 00:23:03,569
[♪♪♪]
420
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,977
If Dracula could only
see his candelabra now.
421
00:23:20,977 --> 00:23:23,110
Well, let's not invite him
over tonight.
422
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:36,253
Cozy?Mm-hmm.
423
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,562
We're home.
424
00:23:58,885 --> 00:24:00,538
[AIRPLANE ROARING OVERHEAD]
425
00:24:02,802 --> 00:24:04,804
Have the vampires
gone jet?
426
00:24:12,246 --> 00:24:13,856
Must be in a landing pattern.
427
00:24:13,856 --> 00:24:15,379
Clear the runway!
428
00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:21,429
GIDGET:
I really appreciated
429
00:24:21,429 --> 00:24:23,866
the meaning of "good neighbor" that morning.
430
00:24:23,866 --> 00:24:25,912
[CHUCKLES]
Here, want some?
431
00:24:25,912 --> 00:24:27,522
Cheers.
432
00:24:27,522 --> 00:24:29,742
GIDGET:
And, so did Jeff.
433
00:24:29,742 --> 00:24:32,179
Bye.JEFF: Bye.
434
00:24:34,355 --> 00:24:35,835
You want me
to help you unpack?
435
00:24:35,835 --> 00:24:37,227
Oh, thanks, Medley,
436
00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,055
but you must have
chores of your own.
437
00:24:39,055 --> 00:24:41,362
Sure, but I'd rather see
your wedding presents.
438
00:24:41,362 --> 00:24:42,668
Okay.
439
00:24:42,668 --> 00:24:44,887
Let's see,
which one'll we...
440
00:24:44,887 --> 00:24:46,759
[♪♪♪]
441
00:25:13,655 --> 00:25:16,092
Good morning, Mr. Ramsey.
442
00:25:16,092 --> 00:25:20,314
Stevens,
come in, come in.
443
00:25:20,314 --> 00:25:22,664
Welcome to
Worldwide Dynamics.
444
00:25:22,664 --> 00:25:24,100
Thank you, sir, thank you.
445
00:25:36,634 --> 00:25:38,462
Why are you here?
446
00:25:38,462 --> 00:25:39,942
I beg your pardon?
447
00:25:39,942 --> 00:25:43,119
Why do you want
to work at Worldwide?
448
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,686
Well, Mr. Ramsey,
449
00:25:44,686 --> 00:25:47,210
I feel the chances
for advancement here...
450
00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:48,734
On target.
451
00:25:48,734 --> 00:25:51,562
Advancement here
is limited only by
452
00:25:51,562 --> 00:25:55,218
the employee's capabilities
and ambitions.
453
00:26:00,658 --> 00:26:04,271
Hmm, not very impressive.
454
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,576
What isn't, sir?
455
00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:07,927
Your college record.
456
00:26:09,145 --> 00:26:11,234
Oh. No, it isn't.
457
00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:15,021
I didn't apply myself
in school, sir,
458
00:26:15,021 --> 00:26:16,936
but then when I went
in the Air Force,
459
00:26:16,936 --> 00:26:18,807
I began to get
everything together.
460
00:26:18,807 --> 00:26:21,288
Late bloomer.
461
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,029
No shame in that.
462
00:26:23,029 --> 00:26:26,249
We're not concerned with
what you didn't do in college.
463
00:26:26,249 --> 00:26:29,122
What interests us
is what you do here and now.
464
00:26:29,122 --> 00:26:31,907
Well, I certainly
want to do my best, sir.
465
00:26:31,907 --> 00:26:34,214
What is your best?
466
00:26:34,214 --> 00:26:38,087
We will find that out
within the next few months.
467
00:26:38,087 --> 00:26:39,610
The best some can manage
468
00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:41,482
is routine work
at the drafting table.
469
00:26:41,482 --> 00:26:43,832
For others,
their capabilities
470
00:26:43,832 --> 00:26:46,966
lead to executive
responsibilities.
471
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,708
Well, I think I can do better
472
00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:52,580
than routine drafting, sir,
473
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:55,148
but I realize it's up to me
to prove that to you.
474
00:26:55,148 --> 00:26:58,586
On target.
You prove it to me.
475
00:26:58,586 --> 00:27:00,501
But don't fall into
the trap of thinking
476
00:27:00,501 --> 00:27:01,981
you can play now
477
00:27:01,981 --> 00:27:03,721
and become dedicated
to your work later.
478
00:27:03,721 --> 00:27:06,376
No, sir.Doesn't work that way.
479
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:10,032
Get off to the right start
with Worldwide now, today.
480
00:27:10,032 --> 00:27:12,208
Plenty of time
to relax later.
481
00:27:13,775 --> 00:27:15,646
I shall be watching you.
482
00:27:16,778 --> 00:27:18,432
Understood?
483
00:27:18,432 --> 00:27:20,521
Yes, sir.
484
00:27:20,521 --> 00:27:22,436
[♪♪♪]
485
00:27:35,492 --> 00:27:37,494
Look what I found
in the cupboard!
486
00:27:37,494 --> 00:27:39,279
Oh, that must be Nancy's.
487
00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:41,803
Nancy Lewis, they just
moved out of here last week.
488
00:27:41,803 --> 00:27:43,413
Do you have an address?Oh, sure.
489
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:45,111
They just moved up
to Cypress Hill.
490
00:27:45,111 --> 00:27:47,113
Steve was promoted
to an executive spot.
491
00:27:47,113 --> 00:27:49,419
Well, then,
we can drop this past.
492
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:52,205
I want to get the basic pieces
of furniture that we need.
493
00:27:52,205 --> 00:27:54,120
Then we're gonna add
a piece at a time,
494
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,948
as we can afford
what we really want.
495
00:27:55,948 --> 00:27:58,341
[AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD]
496
00:27:58,341 --> 00:27:59,952
I can't hear a word you said.
497
00:27:59,952 --> 00:28:02,041
We're gonna have to
take up sign language.
498
00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:03,607
I said...
didn't they tell you?
499
00:28:03,607 --> 00:28:05,740
Tell me what?
500
00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:07,655
[♪♪♪]
501
00:28:20,059 --> 00:28:22,061
There must be some mistake.
502
00:28:22,061 --> 00:28:24,411
I haven't picked out
any furniture.
503
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:26,587
The company provides
the furniture.
504
00:28:26,587 --> 00:28:29,895
What company?The company.
505
00:28:29,895 --> 00:28:33,072
Worldwide.
They built the houses.
506
00:28:33,072 --> 00:28:35,465
They supply two sets
of standard furnishings
507
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:37,076
for all the places
in Oakdale,
508
00:28:37,076 --> 00:28:39,687
the "A" color scheme
and the "B" color scheme.
509
00:28:39,687 --> 00:28:42,516
They didn't have a chance
to replace the old color scheme
510
00:28:42,516 --> 00:28:43,952
after the Lewises moved out.
511
00:28:43,952 --> 00:28:45,606
MOVING MAN:
Morning.
512
00:28:45,606 --> 00:28:47,303
Morning--
but wait a minute!
513
00:28:47,303 --> 00:28:50,350
I don't want these things,
especially this big couch.
514
00:28:50,350 --> 00:28:51,873
This is 4112?
515
00:28:51,873 --> 00:28:55,007
Well, yes, but I want
to choose my own things
516
00:28:55,007 --> 00:28:56,747
and decorate
my own house.
517
00:28:56,747 --> 00:28:58,706
That's part of
my job as a wife.
518
00:28:58,706 --> 00:29:00,490
It's part of my job
as a mover
519
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:02,492
to deliver this stuff
to 4112.
520
00:29:03,841 --> 00:29:07,193
[♪♪♪]
521
00:29:07,193 --> 00:29:09,151
GIDGET: I was angry enough to consider
522
00:29:09,151 --> 00:29:11,893
a rear guard action
against the moving men,
523
00:29:11,893 --> 00:29:13,634
and just to see
that I didn't,
524
00:29:13,634 --> 00:29:15,331
Medley persuaded me
to go with her
525
00:29:15,331 --> 00:29:18,030
to Nancy Lewis' new home
in Cypress Hill,
526
00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:20,293
and return the blender
she had left behind.
527
00:29:23,165 --> 00:29:25,733
Wow! This is
a terrific neighborhood!
528
00:29:25,733 --> 00:29:26,821
Thank you.
529
00:29:26,821 --> 00:29:28,475
I'll get used to it.
530
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,564
But I really miss 4112.
531
00:29:30,564 --> 00:29:31,957
The shopping up here
532
00:29:31,957 --> 00:29:33,567
isn't as convenient
as Oakdale,
533
00:29:33,567 --> 00:29:35,525
and the meat at the market's
impossible.
534
00:29:35,525 --> 00:29:37,875
There's no butcher
like Herman.
535
00:29:37,875 --> 00:29:40,487
The kids don't seem to like
school as well, either.
536
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:43,664
I even miss having those booming
jets directly overhead.
537
00:29:43,664 --> 00:29:44,752
Tell you what.
538
00:29:44,752 --> 00:29:46,188
You come back to 4112,
539
00:29:46,188 --> 00:29:48,364
and Jeff and I
will move in here.
540
00:29:48,364 --> 00:29:49,887
This is quite a house.
541
00:29:49,887 --> 00:29:52,847
I'd be tempted...
if it were up to me.
542
00:29:52,847 --> 00:29:55,981
Well, we've still got
a lot of shopping to do.
543
00:29:55,981 --> 00:29:57,852
Thanks again
for bringing the blender.
544
00:29:57,852 --> 00:29:59,462
Listen,
Jeff and I want to have
545
00:29:59,462 --> 00:30:01,595
a housewarming party soon.
It would be great
546
00:30:01,595 --> 00:30:03,901
if you and your husband
could come.
547
00:30:03,901 --> 00:30:06,948
Well, that would be very nice,
but I don't know.
548
00:30:06,948 --> 00:30:08,297
Well, we've got to go.
549
00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:10,996
Right.
See you.
550
00:30:10,996 --> 00:30:11,997
Bye-bye.
551
00:30:13,259 --> 00:30:16,262
[♪♪♪]
552
00:30:16,262 --> 00:30:18,264
GIDGET:
I saw to it
553
00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:20,918
that Jeff had a surprise
awaiting him that evening
554
00:30:20,918 --> 00:30:23,008
when Tom drove him home
from work.
555
00:30:28,404 --> 00:30:30,276
[♪♪♪]
556
00:30:32,756 --> 00:30:34,671
[♪♪♪]
557
00:30:42,766 --> 00:30:45,378
Gidget!Hi.
558
00:30:45,378 --> 00:30:46,814
Hi.
559
00:30:46,814 --> 00:30:48,076
I see you've been busy.
560
00:30:48,076 --> 00:30:49,469
I had to do something
561
00:30:49,469 --> 00:30:51,036
to distinguish our house
from 2000 others.
562
00:30:51,036 --> 00:30:52,515
I will not have you
coming home
563
00:30:52,515 --> 00:30:54,778
to the wrong wife.What's with this furniture?
564
00:30:54,778 --> 00:30:56,258
Tell you about it
at dinner.
565
00:30:58,913 --> 00:31:02,569
Jeff dove into his work
with a will.
566
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,440
[♪♪♪]
567
00:31:19,194 --> 00:31:20,891
[SIGHS]
568
00:31:20,891 --> 00:31:23,503
Jeff...Hmm?
569
00:31:23,503 --> 00:31:26,027
Don't you think you've
worked long enough?
570
00:31:26,027 --> 00:31:28,943
I just want to finish
these preliminary sketches.
571
00:31:28,943 --> 00:31:30,945
Trying to impress the boss?
572
00:31:30,945 --> 00:31:32,642
On target.
573
00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:34,383
Mr. Ramsey's
favorite expression.
574
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,953
Honey, will you just let me
finish these, please?
575
00:31:38,953 --> 00:31:40,911
Oh, go right ahead,
576
00:31:40,911 --> 00:31:43,000
don't pay any attention
to me at all.
577
00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:46,003
You know something?
578
00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:48,789
You are...
579
00:31:48,789 --> 00:31:51,879
Irresistible?No, persistent.
580
00:31:54,534 --> 00:31:57,537
[♪♪♪]
581
00:31:57,537 --> 00:32:01,628
I let Worldwide Dynamics
have you all day long.
582
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,760
Now I want you back.
583
00:32:21,735 --> 00:32:24,912
If you're afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
584
00:32:27,001 --> 00:32:31,310
And I thought that was just
some bachelor being clever.
585
00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:33,790
Now I think it must have been
written by a woman.
586
00:32:36,445 --> 00:32:38,534
Probably the wife
of a young engineer
587
00:32:38,534 --> 00:32:40,623
at Worldwide Dynamics.
588
00:32:43,148 --> 00:32:45,150
I take it Jeff is
neglecting you?
589
00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:46,716
GIDGET [ON PHONE]:
Oh, no.
590
00:32:46,716 --> 00:32:49,066
Hardly a day goes by
I don't see him in passing.
591
00:32:49,066 --> 00:32:50,590
And on a good weekend,
592
00:32:50,590 --> 00:32:52,853
he sometimes remembers
my name and everything.
593
00:32:52,853 --> 00:32:55,203
Francie, this is
a perfectly normal
594
00:32:55,203 --> 00:32:57,814
new husband
type of symptom.
595
00:32:57,814 --> 00:33:01,035
Suddenly,
Jeff's a breadwinner.
596
00:33:01,035 --> 00:33:02,863
He wants to be a good one.
597
00:33:02,863 --> 00:33:05,126
And he thinks
it has to be done right away.
598
00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:07,346
I was so insecure
when I married your mother,
599
00:33:07,346 --> 00:33:09,913
I went right out
and took on two extra jobs.
600
00:33:09,913 --> 00:33:11,959
[CHUCKLES]
Honestly, Dad?
601
00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:14,353
Ah, we probably never
would have seen each other
602
00:33:14,353 --> 00:33:16,485
if I hadn't collapsed
of nervous exhaustion.
603
00:33:16,485 --> 00:33:18,835
[CHUCKLES]
Well, what can I do?
604
00:33:18,835 --> 00:33:20,446
Be patient.
605
00:33:20,446 --> 00:33:24,101
Let Jeff prove to himself
he can provide for you.
606
00:33:24,101 --> 00:33:25,538
Then gently remind him
607
00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:27,453
that there are things
a woman needs
608
00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:31,283
that his paycheck
can't always provide.
609
00:33:31,283 --> 00:33:33,415
The key word
in the early years of marriage
610
00:33:33,415 --> 00:33:34,677
is patience.
611
00:33:34,677 --> 00:33:36,331
The early years?
612
00:33:36,331 --> 00:33:37,985
Say the first 50.
613
00:33:39,465 --> 00:33:42,250
Okay.
Thanks, Dad.
614
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,512
Bye.
615
00:33:46,254 --> 00:33:47,516
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
616
00:33:47,516 --> 00:33:49,475
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
617
00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:52,042
GIDGET:
When Medley invited us
to a pitch-in supper,
618
00:33:52,042 --> 00:33:54,654
our first party in Woodlake,
Jeff begged off.
619
00:33:54,654 --> 00:33:56,438
He had to work late.
620
00:33:56,438 --> 00:33:59,093
I decided if I was gonna
spend another evening alone,
621
00:33:59,093 --> 00:34:01,400
I might as well be alone
in good company.
622
00:34:07,144 --> 00:34:10,278
Going to Medley's house
is like not leaving ours.
623
00:34:10,278 --> 00:34:12,149
Only the color scheme
was different.
624
00:34:14,413 --> 00:34:16,893
The young marrieds
were all friendly
625
00:34:16,893 --> 00:34:18,634
but the only other single,
626
00:34:18,634 --> 00:34:21,071
Medley's bachelor brother,
was the friendliest.
627
00:34:23,073 --> 00:34:25,946
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
628
00:34:29,732 --> 00:34:32,169
He was considerate,
witty, attentive,
629
00:34:32,169 --> 00:34:34,041
but he wasn't my husband.
630
00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:35,695
Again,
I found myself wondering
631
00:34:35,695 --> 00:34:37,436
if I have a husband.
632
00:34:37,436 --> 00:34:38,741
I have.
633
00:34:38,741 --> 00:34:40,482
GIDGET:
Jeff.
634
00:34:40,482 --> 00:34:43,398
Jeff, I'd like you to meet
Medley's brother, Chuck.
635
00:34:43,398 --> 00:34:45,705
Hi, Jeff.Let's go.
636
00:34:45,705 --> 00:34:46,880
MEDLEY:
Hi, Jeff.
637
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,273
We've got
loads of food left.
638
00:34:48,273 --> 00:34:49,709
Let me fix you a plate.
639
00:34:49,709 --> 00:34:51,450
No, thank you.
Come on, Frances.
640
00:34:51,450 --> 00:34:52,581
Frances!
641
00:34:58,021 --> 00:35:00,285
There I am working
my tail off at that plant
642
00:35:00,285 --> 00:35:02,983
while my wife's getting on
with some lecherous playboy.
643
00:35:02,983 --> 00:35:04,593
He is not
a lecherous playboy.
644
00:35:04,593 --> 00:35:06,203
If you hadn't been
at the plant,
645
00:35:06,203 --> 00:35:07,814
I would've been
dancing with you.
646
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,555
Which comes first,
your job or me?
647
00:35:09,555 --> 00:35:11,731
Oh, now, that's childish.
That is childish.
648
00:35:11,731 --> 00:35:14,124
I'm working at that plant
for us, for our future,
649
00:35:14,124 --> 00:35:16,039
because I'm trying to be
a good husband
650
00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:18,085
because I love you.There are other ways
651
00:35:18,085 --> 00:35:19,652
of showing you love me
I prefer.
652
00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:21,741
Marriage is work
and responsibility.
653
00:35:21,741 --> 00:35:23,699
It's also being together
and having fun,
654
00:35:23,699 --> 00:35:25,614
and if it isn't,
then it isn't for me.
655
00:35:25,614 --> 00:35:28,704
Marriage is not playing house.No, it's playing solitaire.
656
00:35:28,704 --> 00:35:30,445
You're acting
like a spoiled brat.
657
00:35:30,445 --> 00:35:32,186
You're acting
like a senior citizen.
658
00:35:32,186 --> 00:35:34,319
Then why don't you
go back to your playboy?
659
00:35:34,319 --> 00:35:36,059
Why don't you go
kiss a computer?
660
00:35:36,059 --> 00:35:38,932
[AIRPLANE ROARING OVERHEAD][INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
661
00:35:38,932 --> 00:35:40,063
Go to...
662
00:35:40,063 --> 00:35:41,500
...sleep on the sofa.
663
00:35:52,946 --> 00:35:55,688
JEFF:
I'll sleep where
I darn well please.
664
00:36:03,304 --> 00:36:05,219
[♪♪♪]
665
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:36,076
Honey, I'm sorry.No, I am.
666
00:36:36,076 --> 00:36:38,426
It was all my fault.
I'm sorry.
667
00:36:38,426 --> 00:36:40,602
I shouldn't have
gone over there.
668
00:36:43,518 --> 00:36:47,566
JEFF:
I meant that, honey,
about being sorry.
669
00:36:47,566 --> 00:36:49,655
I really am.
670
00:36:49,655 --> 00:36:53,136
I know you've been
bored and lonely.
671
00:36:53,136 --> 00:36:55,748
And it's my fault.
672
00:36:55,748 --> 00:36:57,750
But you got to believe me
when I tell you
673
00:36:57,750 --> 00:37:00,753
I've been working
very hard for us.
674
00:37:00,753 --> 00:37:02,494
You believe that?Mm-hm.
675
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,630
You know, I'm not the
greatest brain in the world.
676
00:37:08,630 --> 00:37:11,328
Says who?Says me.
677
00:37:11,328 --> 00:37:13,200
In college,
I majored in surfing
678
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,463
and minored
in beach picnics.
[CHUCKLES]
679
00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:17,204
Engineering
was just a sideline.
680
00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:21,556
But when I got this job,
I was very lucky.
681
00:37:21,556 --> 00:37:24,472
I really was.
682
00:37:24,472 --> 00:37:28,128
I'm so afraid
I'm going to blow it.
683
00:37:28,128 --> 00:37:33,612
And if I do, well,
we won't live so well
684
00:37:33,612 --> 00:37:35,701
on my take-home pay
as a surfer.
685
00:37:35,701 --> 00:37:37,137
You won't blow it.
686
00:37:37,137 --> 00:37:38,573
How can you?
687
00:37:38,573 --> 00:37:41,054
You're smart,
and you're creative,
688
00:37:41,054 --> 00:37:43,578
and you're dedicated.And you're prejudiced.
689
00:37:45,188 --> 00:37:47,452
The thing is, these first
few months, you see,
690
00:37:47,452 --> 00:37:49,932
I either make it
or I don't.
691
00:37:49,932 --> 00:37:52,544
And that's why I've been
pouring it on
692
00:37:52,544 --> 00:37:55,677
and giving it all I've got.
693
00:37:55,677 --> 00:37:58,724
And shortchanging you.
694
00:37:58,724 --> 00:38:00,639
You understand
what I mean?
695
00:38:03,729 --> 00:38:06,645
Just take time now and then
to say you love me.
696
00:38:10,910 --> 00:38:12,781
[♪♪♪]
697
00:38:17,786 --> 00:38:19,005
Gotta go.
698
00:38:20,267 --> 00:38:21,616
What are you
gonna do today?
699
00:38:21,616 --> 00:38:23,226
I don't know.
Now, you see,
700
00:38:23,226 --> 00:38:25,620
that's the trouble with you.What's the trouble?
701
00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:27,535
You're not committed
to doing anything.
702
00:38:27,535 --> 00:38:29,319
That's why you're bored
and lonely.
703
00:38:29,319 --> 00:38:30,625
Get involved in something.
704
00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:32,148
In what?
705
00:38:32,148 --> 00:38:33,846
[AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD]
706
00:38:33,846 --> 00:38:35,717
Why don't you try
needlepoint?
707
00:38:40,983 --> 00:38:43,333
That's what I call
a direct answer.
708
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,248
[♪♪♪]
709
00:38:55,215 --> 00:38:57,086
[♪♪♪]
710
00:39:21,197 --> 00:39:22,677
Good afternoon.Good afternoon.
711
00:39:22,677 --> 00:39:23,939
Could you tell me,
712
00:39:23,939 --> 00:39:25,506
is the City Council
meeting now?
713
00:39:25,506 --> 00:39:26,507
Yes, ma'am.
714
00:39:26,507 --> 00:39:27,769
They're right up there.
715
00:39:31,599 --> 00:39:32,687
Thank you.
716
00:39:44,351 --> 00:39:46,266
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
717
00:40:04,414 --> 00:40:06,765
You're under arrest
for disturbing the peace.
718
00:40:08,723 --> 00:40:10,638
[LOUDLY]
I said, you're
under arrest for--
719
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:12,988
[NORMALLY]
G--
720
00:40:18,254 --> 00:40:20,866
I said, you're under arrest
for disturbing the peace.
721
00:40:20,866 --> 00:40:23,172
That's exactly
what I expected.
722
00:40:24,826 --> 00:40:26,132
Then why did you do it?
723
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:27,394
This is the first step
724
00:40:27,394 --> 00:40:29,135
in my plan to force
the City Council
725
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:31,833
to stop those jets
from flying over Woodlake.
726
00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:34,357
The Council isn't
likely to do that.
727
00:40:34,357 --> 00:40:36,446
Not when the company
that builds those jets
728
00:40:36,446 --> 00:40:39,232
owns the whole town.
729
00:40:39,232 --> 00:40:41,974
The company that builds
those jets?
730
00:40:41,974 --> 00:40:44,541
Not Worldwide Dynamics?
731
00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:46,369
That's right.
732
00:40:46,369 --> 00:40:50,286
Their aeronautical division's
one of their biggest.
733
00:40:50,286 --> 00:40:53,376
That's the vice president
of the company up there.
734
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:57,772
Represents Worldwide
on the City Council.
735
00:40:57,772 --> 00:41:00,470
What's his name?
736
00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:01,863
OFFICER:
Ramsey.
737
00:41:01,863 --> 00:41:03,604
Otis Ramsey.
738
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,956
Lock me up, officer,
739
00:41:07,956 --> 00:41:10,959
and promise not to give
my husband a key to the cell.
740
00:41:10,959 --> 00:41:12,395
[CHUCKLES]
741
00:41:12,395 --> 00:41:14,310
[♪♪♪]
742
00:41:17,966 --> 00:41:21,013
[♪♪♪]
743
00:41:21,013 --> 00:41:24,016
GIDGET:
Naturally, Otis Ramsey's home
had its own hill,
744
00:41:24,016 --> 00:41:26,148
and it overlooked
everything.
745
00:41:26,148 --> 00:41:28,237
Inside, the house
looked even bigger
746
00:41:28,237 --> 00:41:30,065
and felt even lonelier.
747
00:41:30,065 --> 00:41:31,458
Tolerant understanding
748
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,199
is a much more terrible
punishment
749
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,896
than angry recriminations.
750
00:41:34,896 --> 00:41:37,377
Jeff behaved as though
it were perfectly natural
751
00:41:37,377 --> 00:41:39,945
for his wife to be arrested
for disturbing the peace
752
00:41:39,945 --> 00:41:42,687
while campaigning to put
his employer out of business.
753
00:41:42,687 --> 00:41:45,428
And ever since Otis Ramsey
asked us to come to his home,
754
00:41:45,428 --> 00:41:47,561
Jeff just keeps
patting my hand,
755
00:41:47,561 --> 00:41:49,911
and looking like Custer
at Little Big Horn.
756
00:41:49,911 --> 00:41:51,826
My dad will be right down.
757
00:41:51,826 --> 00:41:52,914
Thank you.
758
00:41:52,914 --> 00:41:55,525
What's your name?Bob.
759
00:41:55,525 --> 00:41:58,572
Are you the lady
who started the riot?
760
00:41:58,572 --> 00:42:01,575
It wasn't exactly a riot.
761
00:42:01,575 --> 00:42:04,752
Well, just a small one.
762
00:42:04,752 --> 00:42:06,754
I hope you've got
a good lawyer.
763
00:42:07,929 --> 00:42:10,802
Stevens...Ah, Mr. Ramsey.
764
00:42:10,802 --> 00:42:12,107
This is my wife.
765
00:42:12,107 --> 00:42:13,674
How do you do?How do you do?
766
00:42:13,674 --> 00:42:14,893
You know my wife?
767
00:42:14,893 --> 00:42:16,155
Hello.Hello.
768
00:42:16,155 --> 00:42:17,634
From a distance.Won't you sit?
769
00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:18,897
Thank you.
770
00:42:18,897 --> 00:42:20,463
Mr. Ramsey,
I'm very sorry.
771
00:42:20,463 --> 00:42:22,378
This was all my fault.No.
772
00:42:22,378 --> 00:42:24,990
Jeff had absolutely nothing
to do with it.
773
00:42:24,990 --> 00:42:26,121
He said,
get involved,
774
00:42:26,121 --> 00:42:27,819
because he's been
working so hard,
775
00:42:27,819 --> 00:42:29,908
and I've been bored and lonely.
I thought,
776
00:42:29,908 --> 00:42:31,344
what can I do
that would be constructive?
777
00:42:31,344 --> 00:42:32,780
Then it came to me,
a campaign
778
00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:34,216
to stamp out
noise pollution.
779
00:42:34,216 --> 00:42:35,740
And we know the rest.
780
00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:37,132
RAMSEY:
Believe me,
781
00:42:37,132 --> 00:42:38,699
no one is more aware
than I am
782
00:42:38,699 --> 00:42:40,570
of our noise problem
in Woodlake.
783
00:42:40,570 --> 00:42:43,269
I've been pushing plans
to alleviate it for years.
784
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:44,531
Oh, really?
785
00:42:44,531 --> 00:42:46,185
So, you see, Mrs. Stevens,
786
00:42:46,185 --> 00:42:48,361
we share the same concerns.
787
00:42:48,361 --> 00:42:51,451
I salute your good intentions
and civic consciousness,
788
00:42:51,451 --> 00:42:53,540
but let's face it,
789
00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:56,021
your methods are not
Woodlake methods.
790
00:42:56,021 --> 00:42:58,197
Well, just what
is Worldwide doing
791
00:42:58,197 --> 00:42:59,764
to alleviate the noise?
792
00:42:59,764 --> 00:43:01,417
RAMSEY:
On target.
793
00:43:01,417 --> 00:43:03,724
Well, put your mind at ease,
Mrs. Stevens.
794
00:43:03,724 --> 00:43:06,031
Experts are coping
with that problem.
795
00:43:06,031 --> 00:43:08,773
Address your
boundless energies
796
00:43:08,773 --> 00:43:13,342
and unbridled imagination
to more suitable projects.
797
00:43:13,342 --> 00:43:17,999
Well, I certainly think
that'll be possible, sir.
798
00:43:17,999 --> 00:43:20,219
I remember when
Otis and I first came here.
799
00:43:20,219 --> 00:43:21,524
Newly married.
800
00:43:21,524 --> 00:43:22,830
He was living
at the plant.
801
00:43:22,830 --> 00:43:24,353
It was a lonely time.
802
00:43:24,353 --> 00:43:26,442
But you survived.
803
00:43:26,442 --> 00:43:28,357
Did you work before
your marriage?
804
00:43:28,357 --> 00:43:30,098
I taught first grade.
805
00:43:30,098 --> 00:43:32,753
They're trying to organize
some activities for children
806
00:43:32,753 --> 00:43:34,189
at the Oakdale Country Club.
807
00:43:34,189 --> 00:43:36,104
Something like that
might interest you.
808
00:43:36,104 --> 00:43:37,584
Well, yes, it would.
809
00:43:37,584 --> 00:43:39,455
Oh, that sounds suitable.
810
00:43:39,455 --> 00:43:40,805
And safe.
811
00:43:42,545 --> 00:43:44,678
Thank you both
for stopping past.
812
00:43:44,678 --> 00:43:46,114
Good luck, Mrs. Stevens.
813
00:43:46,114 --> 00:43:48,203
I'll show you out.Thank you, Mr. Ramsey.
814
00:43:51,554 --> 00:43:53,034
She's neat.
815
00:43:53,034 --> 00:43:55,645
I wish she would decide
to work with us kids.
816
00:43:55,645 --> 00:43:57,299
Even if she does, Bob,
817
00:43:57,299 --> 00:44:01,477
it would be at Oakdale,
not up here in Cypress Hill.
818
00:44:01,477 --> 00:44:03,349
[♪♪♪]
819
00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,529
GIDGET:
Mrs. Ramsey was right.
820
00:44:09,529 --> 00:44:11,052
The minute I met the kids,
821
00:44:11,052 --> 00:44:12,749
I knew I was
in the right place.
822
00:44:12,749 --> 00:44:14,795
I mean,
we recognized each other.
823
00:44:14,795 --> 00:44:18,364
So, it was no trouble at all organizing the Explorer's Club.
824
00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:21,019
The first thing we decided
to explore were birds.
825
00:44:21,019 --> 00:44:23,412
At least,
that's what I thought.
826
00:44:23,412 --> 00:44:25,066
Ahem, ahem.
Something interesting.
827
00:44:25,066 --> 00:44:26,502
Uh, nothing new.
828
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,291
Well, she is a bird.
829
00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:34,728
Well, why don't we save
that species for later?
830
00:44:34,728 --> 00:44:36,382
GIDGET:
To tell an eight-year-old
831
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,775
there are 58 species
of birds in the area
832
00:44:38,775 --> 00:44:40,342
is ho hum time.
833
00:44:40,342 --> 00:44:41,822
To ask that same kid
834
00:44:41,822 --> 00:44:43,998
how many kinds of birds
he can find,
835
00:44:43,998 --> 00:44:45,652
that's the beginning
of excitement.
836
00:44:45,652 --> 00:44:47,219
And education.
837
00:44:47,219 --> 00:44:48,568
BOY:
Mrs. Stevens?
838
00:44:48,568 --> 00:44:50,352
You know, we're in
Cypress Hill Park?
839
00:44:50,352 --> 00:44:51,614
Really?
840
00:44:51,614 --> 00:44:53,225
Should we go back?
841
00:44:53,225 --> 00:44:54,791
Why? It's a beautiful park.
842
00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:57,185
It's full of birds.Hi, Mrs. Stevens.
843
00:44:57,185 --> 00:44:59,013
Hi, Bob.What are you doing up here?
844
00:44:59,013 --> 00:45:00,406
Exploring.
We're checking out
845
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:02,321
the number of bird species
in Woodlake.
846
00:45:02,321 --> 00:45:03,713
We heard about your club.
847
00:45:03,713 --> 00:45:05,063
Why don't you join us?
848
00:45:05,063 --> 00:45:07,326
Well, I don't know.
849
00:45:07,326 --> 00:45:09,110
We'll share
our field glasses
850
00:45:09,110 --> 00:45:11,896
and the more of us there are,
the more birds we'll spot.
851
00:45:11,896 --> 00:45:13,549
I'm not sure we should.Why not?
852
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,639
Why not!
853
00:45:16,639 --> 00:45:18,554
[♪♪♪]
854
00:45:24,299 --> 00:45:26,214
Sorry I'm late.That's my line.
855
00:45:26,214 --> 00:45:27,607
Not anymore.
856
00:45:27,607 --> 00:45:29,348
Dinner in 20 minutes.
857
00:45:29,348 --> 00:45:30,871
I was at City Hall.
858
00:45:30,871 --> 00:45:33,004
City Hall.
City Hall!
859
00:45:35,006 --> 00:45:36,833
Now what were you doing
at City Hall?
860
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:38,270
Take it easy.
I was arranging
861
00:45:38,270 --> 00:45:40,620
for the Explorers to tour
the water power plant.
862
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:43,101
Well, congratulations.For what?
863
00:45:43,101 --> 00:45:45,494
For the absolutely great
adjustment you've made.
864
00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:48,367
Congratulate the kids. They're
the world's best adjusters.
865
00:45:48,367 --> 00:45:50,891
Yeah. Things are shaping up
for me at the plant too.
866
00:45:50,891 --> 00:45:53,938
[JET FLYING OVERHEAD]
867
00:45:53,938 --> 00:45:55,635
Mr. Ramsey's experts
868
00:45:55,635 --> 00:45:57,506
don't seem to be
making much progress.
869
00:45:57,506 --> 00:45:59,073
Now, wait a minute.
870
00:45:59,073 --> 00:46:01,293
You're happier you're doing
what you're doing?
871
00:46:01,293 --> 00:46:03,730
I sure am. With these kids,
I really feel like
872
00:46:03,730 --> 00:46:06,080
I've got a toehold
in the future.
873
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,039
GIDGET:
One Saturday,
874
00:46:08,039 --> 00:46:10,302
my Explorers took me
to the dry riverbed,
875
00:46:10,302 --> 00:46:12,869
looking for
Indian arrowheads.
876
00:46:12,869 --> 00:46:15,089
While we looked for
souvenirs of the past,
877
00:46:15,089 --> 00:46:17,700
we decided to pick up
the litter of the present
878
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:19,920
and do our bit
for the future.
879
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,487
Somewhere along the way,
880
00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:23,358
we were infiltrated
by a group of kids
881
00:46:23,358 --> 00:46:25,665
who lived nearby
in Poplar Flats.
882
00:46:25,665 --> 00:46:27,188
So, in just
a couple of months,
883
00:46:27,188 --> 00:46:29,190
our little group
had spread citywide.
884
00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:33,368
[♪♪♪]
885
00:46:38,547 --> 00:46:42,334
Unbeknownst to me, I was making an impression elsewhere
886
00:46:42,334 --> 00:46:43,726
than just with the kids.
887
00:46:45,902 --> 00:46:48,253
Nancy!Hi, Medley.
888
00:46:48,253 --> 00:46:49,602
It's good to see you.
889
00:46:49,602 --> 00:46:51,038
How's Tom and Vince?
890
00:46:51,038 --> 00:46:53,823
Oh, they're just fine.
And your family?
891
00:46:53,823 --> 00:46:56,304
Oh, we're still
trying to adjust.
892
00:46:56,304 --> 00:46:58,176
Medley, don't look
so conspiratorial.
893
00:46:58,176 --> 00:46:59,438
So I live in Cypress Hill
894
00:46:59,438 --> 00:47:01,266
and I come to buy my meat
in Oakdale.
895
00:47:01,266 --> 00:47:03,094
Why shouldn't I?Well, you know.
896
00:47:03,094 --> 00:47:05,052
Herman's the best
butcher in town.
897
00:47:05,052 --> 00:47:06,401
The company's rule--
898
00:47:06,401 --> 00:47:08,621
Is for the company's
convenience.
899
00:47:08,621 --> 00:47:11,363
What's best for the company
isn't always best for us.
900
00:47:11,363 --> 00:47:13,713
I think we could all
take a lesson from Gidget.
901
00:47:13,713 --> 00:47:16,585
Start questioning a lot of
the company's antiquated ideas.
902
00:47:16,585 --> 00:47:18,196
I'm going to shop
where I please.
903
00:47:18,196 --> 00:47:20,067
If Worldwide Dynamics
doesn't like it,
904
00:47:20,067 --> 00:47:21,286
tough T bone.
905
00:47:21,286 --> 00:47:22,809
Say hello to Herman.
906
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,642
A surprise
birthday party for Jeff?
907
00:47:29,642 --> 00:47:30,947
We'd love to come.
When?
908
00:47:30,947 --> 00:47:32,297
A week from Friday night.
909
00:47:32,297 --> 00:47:33,733
And who else is coming?
910
00:47:33,733 --> 00:47:35,648
Tolsons, Elmores,
Monroes.
911
00:47:35,648 --> 00:47:37,258
Just neighbors.Oh, that's great.
912
00:47:37,258 --> 00:47:38,738
I've got to go start dinner.
913
00:47:38,738 --> 00:47:40,435
Okay. A week from Friday.
914
00:47:44,309 --> 00:47:47,529
Congratulations, Stevens.Thank you, Mr. Ramsey.
915
00:47:47,529 --> 00:47:49,227
Thank you.
916
00:47:49,227 --> 00:47:51,707
Think you deserve
this promotion?
917
00:47:51,707 --> 00:47:52,926
Yes, sir.
918
00:47:52,926 --> 00:47:55,015
I do think I deserve it.[CHUCKLES]
919
00:47:55,015 --> 00:47:57,322
Good man.
No false modesty.
920
00:47:57,322 --> 00:47:59,324
You know, I could have
kept you sweating
921
00:47:59,324 --> 00:48:01,978
in that drafting pool for
another six months or a year,
922
00:48:01,978 --> 00:48:03,763
but who would I be cheating?
923
00:48:03,763 --> 00:48:06,026
Worldwide Dynamics.
924
00:48:06,026 --> 00:48:07,854
We want to put
those executive talents
925
00:48:07,854 --> 00:48:09,334
to work right now.
926
00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:11,292
Well, I'm very grateful, sir.
Thank you.
927
00:48:11,292 --> 00:48:13,338
And I'd like to
express my appreciation.
928
00:48:13,338 --> 00:48:15,340
Would a small dinner party
be in order?
929
00:48:15,340 --> 00:48:16,558
On target.
930
00:48:16,558 --> 00:48:17,733
Good.
A week from Friday.
931
00:48:17,733 --> 00:48:18,952
Hm.
932
00:48:18,952 --> 00:48:21,302
You and Mrs. Ramsey.
933
00:48:21,302 --> 00:48:23,348
And three or four
of the young executives
934
00:48:23,348 --> 00:48:25,001
who'll be your associates.
935
00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:27,917
Thompson, Elman, Lewis.
936
00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:29,832
All bright young men.
937
00:48:31,573 --> 00:48:33,923
JEFF:
So I told him
a week from Friday.
938
00:48:33,923 --> 00:48:36,012
A week from Friday.Mm-hm.
939
00:48:36,012 --> 00:48:37,710
But that's your birthday.
940
00:48:37,710 --> 00:48:40,016
That's right.
Well, it's perfect timing.
941
00:48:40,016 --> 00:48:41,931
Well, as a matter of fact...
942
00:48:41,931 --> 00:48:43,759
What?Nothing.
943
00:48:43,759 --> 00:48:45,587
I couldn't pick
a better day myself.
944
00:48:45,587 --> 00:48:46,893
Good.
945
00:48:46,893 --> 00:48:50,592
[♪♪♪]
946
00:48:52,986 --> 00:48:56,250
[♪♪♪]
947
00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:57,991
GIDGET:
I decided not to tell Jeff
948
00:48:57,991 --> 00:48:59,601
I'd already
invited our neighbors
949
00:48:59,601 --> 00:49:01,125
to celebrate his birthday.
950
00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:02,865
Even though the Ramseys
were coming,
951
00:49:02,865 --> 00:49:04,911
he'd still have
half a surprise.
952
00:49:06,434 --> 00:49:08,697
GIDGET:
Caught you.
953
00:49:08,697 --> 00:49:10,525
Those are for the guests.
954
00:49:10,525 --> 00:49:14,181
Hey, you look beautiful.
955
00:49:14,181 --> 00:49:15,574
So do you.
956
00:49:18,359 --> 00:49:20,927
Happy birthday,
dear executive-type husband.
957
00:49:20,927 --> 00:49:22,668
Aw, you shouldn't have,
958
00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:25,584
but I would have been very
disappointed if you hadn't.
959
00:49:25,584 --> 00:49:26,715
What is it?
960
00:49:27,847 --> 00:49:31,546
Oh. Gold surfboards.
961
00:49:31,546 --> 00:49:34,201
Jeff and Gidget.
962
00:49:34,201 --> 00:49:37,248
Always hang ten.[GIGGLES]
963
00:49:37,248 --> 00:49:39,728
I'm going to put 'em on.Let me help.
964
00:49:41,774 --> 00:49:42,775
Know something?
965
00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:46,300
Every great thing
that happens
966
00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:49,782
I think it's the best day
in my life, you know...
967
00:49:51,131 --> 00:49:53,481
and it just keeps
getting better.
968
00:49:53,481 --> 00:49:55,004
For me too.
969
00:50:01,837 --> 00:50:03,361
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
970
00:50:08,931 --> 00:50:11,934
Surprise!
Happy Birthday!
971
00:50:11,934 --> 00:50:13,545
[ALL CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
972
00:50:13,545 --> 00:50:15,895
Can you believe I already
planned a dinner party
973
00:50:15,895 --> 00:50:17,636
with these people
when you told me--
974
00:50:17,636 --> 00:50:19,203
JEFF:
You're kidding. That's great!
975
00:50:22,467 --> 00:50:24,686
Look at all the loot here.
Look at what I got.
976
00:50:24,686 --> 00:50:26,166
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
977
00:50:26,166 --> 00:50:28,168
Who's that?JEFF: The rest of the guests.
978
00:50:28,168 --> 00:50:29,822
WOMAN:
I thought we were it.
979
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,130
Hello!Hello!
980
00:50:34,130 --> 00:50:35,436
Good evening!
Good evening!
981
00:50:35,436 --> 00:50:37,525
How are you?
982
00:50:37,525 --> 00:50:39,832
When Jeff told me about
his wonderful promotion
983
00:50:39,832 --> 00:50:41,268
and suggested
we have a dinner party,
984
00:50:41,268 --> 00:50:42,878
I'd already invited
our neighbors
985
00:50:42,878 --> 00:50:44,184
to celebrate
his birthday.
986
00:50:44,184 --> 00:50:45,751
I wanted to give him
a surprise.
987
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,187
RAMSEY:
Well, Mrs. Stevens,
988
00:50:47,187 --> 00:50:48,754
I can't speak for Jeffrey,
989
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:51,670
but you certainly have succeeded
in surprising me.
990
00:50:51,670 --> 00:50:53,411
[♪♪♪]
991
00:50:53,411 --> 00:50:54,934
GIDGET:
Jeff poured.
992
00:50:54,934 --> 00:50:57,371
Generously.
993
00:50:57,371 --> 00:51:00,113
Geologists of the future,
please note:
994
00:51:00,113 --> 00:51:02,246
The beginning
of the new ice age.
995
00:51:02,246 --> 00:51:03,986
The glacier
was first observed
996
00:51:03,986 --> 00:51:07,816
moving slowly across
our living room at 7:37 pm.
997
00:51:07,816 --> 00:51:09,992
Thank you.
998
00:51:09,992 --> 00:51:12,212
Tom. Been a long time.Hi, Tim.
999
00:51:12,212 --> 00:51:13,996
How are you?
Good to see you.
1000
00:51:13,996 --> 00:51:16,869
How's the golf game?Oh, I play every chance I get.
1001
00:51:16,869 --> 00:51:18,349
I'm glad
we're finally getting
1002
00:51:18,349 --> 00:51:20,351
some decent greens care
at the club.
1003
00:51:20,351 --> 00:51:22,744
I hadn't noticed the greens
were especially rough.
1004
00:51:22,744 --> 00:51:24,137
Oh?
1005
00:51:24,137 --> 00:51:26,574
You don't play
at Cypress Hill?
1006
00:51:26,574 --> 00:51:27,836
Oh, no.
1007
00:51:27,836 --> 00:51:29,360
No. No.
Oakdale.
1008
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,971
Well, nothing like
a good 18 holes of golf,
1009
00:51:31,971 --> 00:51:33,973
no matter where you play.Here's to you.
1010
00:51:33,973 --> 00:51:36,454
GIDGET:
The temperature continued
to drop steadily.
1011
00:51:36,454 --> 00:51:37,977
There were times
when I thought
1012
00:51:37,977 --> 00:51:39,892
the evening
would never end.
1013
00:51:39,892 --> 00:51:41,546
But it did.
1014
00:51:41,546 --> 00:51:44,331
Not with a bang.
But a whimper.
1015
00:51:44,331 --> 00:51:46,551
[♪♪♪]
1016
00:51:46,551 --> 00:51:47,769
Goodnight.
1017
00:51:47,769 --> 00:51:49,075
Goodnight.
1018
00:51:52,774 --> 00:51:54,863
Okay.Where did we go wrong?
1019
00:51:54,863 --> 00:51:57,257
If you'd only told me, Gidget.Told you what?
1020
00:51:57,257 --> 00:51:58,911
That you were
thinking of inviting
1021
00:51:58,911 --> 00:52:00,304
the Ramseys
and the Lewises.
1022
00:52:00,304 --> 00:52:02,001
All those people
from Cypress Hill.
1023
00:52:02,001 --> 00:52:03,481
What difference
does that make?
1024
00:52:03,481 --> 00:52:04,830
My dear friends,
1025
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,614
the primary fact of life
in Woodlake
1026
00:52:06,614 --> 00:52:09,095
is that it is
a structured society
1027
00:52:09,095 --> 00:52:11,750
and you just don't mix
Cypress Hill people
1028
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,229
with Oakdale people.
1029
00:52:13,229 --> 00:52:15,928
Or Oakdale people with
Poplar Flats people.
1030
00:52:15,928 --> 00:52:17,625
That's ridiculous.
1031
00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:20,280
That's medieval.
That's un-American.
1032
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,326
That's Worldwide Dynamics.
1033
00:52:22,326 --> 00:52:23,892
Wait a minute.
You're not saying
1034
00:52:23,892 --> 00:52:25,764
because Jeff
got a promotion, that...
1035
00:52:25,764 --> 00:52:27,592
MEDLEY:
You'll move to Cypress Hill.
1036
00:52:27,592 --> 00:52:29,898
The company'll
supply a new house,
1037
00:52:29,898 --> 00:52:33,511
and new shops
and schools and churches.
1038
00:52:33,511 --> 00:52:36,601
We won't lose our
old friends like you.
1039
00:52:36,601 --> 00:52:39,081
We've watched it
for four years now.
1040
00:52:39,081 --> 00:52:40,692
It just doesn't
happen that way.
1041
00:52:40,692 --> 00:52:42,868
Well, it's going to
work out that way with us
1042
00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,652
or we just won't move.
1043
00:52:46,437 --> 00:52:48,569
Well, it's getting late,
we'd better go.
1044
00:52:48,569 --> 00:52:50,092
Our son's an early riser.
1045
00:52:50,092 --> 00:52:52,704
A noisy early riser.[CHUCKLES] Yes.
1046
00:52:52,704 --> 00:52:54,532
Thank you, Tom.
Medley.
1047
00:52:54,532 --> 00:52:55,968
Jeff, see you
in the morning.
1048
00:52:55,968 --> 00:52:57,535
Okay.And again, happy birthday.
1049
00:52:57,535 --> 00:52:58,666
Yeah.
1050
00:53:02,191 --> 00:53:03,932
[CLEARS THROAT]
1051
00:53:03,932 --> 00:53:08,067
Do you suppose this might
be a temporary cure for...
1052
00:53:08,067 --> 00:53:10,896
"foot just put in mouth"
disease?
1053
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,811
It wasn't your fault, honey.
1054
00:53:12,811 --> 00:53:15,117
It wasn't
anybody's fault really.
1055
00:53:15,117 --> 00:53:17,816
You've just been spending time
with the kids.
1056
00:53:17,816 --> 00:53:19,513
I guess
I've been too busy working
1057
00:53:19,513 --> 00:53:22,516
to worry about what's socially
correct in dear old Woodlake.
1058
00:53:22,516 --> 00:53:24,475
It's like a bad dream.
1059
00:53:24,475 --> 00:53:26,868
A very bad dream.
1060
00:53:26,868 --> 00:53:29,349
I mean, this company,
it picks out your house,
1061
00:53:29,349 --> 00:53:33,048
and selects your furniture,
and chooses your friends.
1062
00:53:33,048 --> 00:53:35,137
You suppose they'll
arrange for us to have
1063
00:53:35,137 --> 00:53:37,531
suitable type children
at appropriate intervals?
1064
00:53:37,531 --> 00:53:39,968
No, don't exaggerate.Exaggerate!
1065
00:53:39,968 --> 00:53:42,536
That's impossible.
1066
00:53:42,536 --> 00:53:44,190
You know,
we are just looking
1067
00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:46,192
on the negative side
of this whole thing.
1068
00:53:46,192 --> 00:53:49,021
There is a lot to be said
in favor of Worldwide too.
1069
00:53:49,021 --> 00:53:51,502
I have a feeling
you're about to say it.
1070
00:53:51,502 --> 00:53:54,156
Any big organization has rules.
Right?
1071
00:53:54,156 --> 00:53:56,289
To move up, you have to
stick to the rules.
1072
00:53:56,289 --> 00:53:58,117
Even when you know
they're wrong?
1073
00:53:58,117 --> 00:54:00,641
They seem arbitrary...GIDGET: They are arbitrary.
1074
00:54:00,641 --> 00:54:01,903
This town is like Berlin.
1075
00:54:01,903 --> 00:54:03,122
Only it's worse
1076
00:54:03,122 --> 00:54:04,819
it's got two walls
dividing people.
1077
00:54:04,819 --> 00:54:06,430
Okay. Okay.
1078
00:54:06,430 --> 00:54:07,735
The set-up isn't perfect.
1079
00:54:07,735 --> 00:54:09,607
But what set-up is?
1080
00:54:09,607 --> 00:54:11,522
And where else
could a guy like me
1081
00:54:11,522 --> 00:54:13,741
have made the progress
I have in a few months?
1082
00:54:13,741 --> 00:54:15,177
Stop putting yourself down.
1083
00:54:15,177 --> 00:54:17,397
I'm not putting myself down.
1084
00:54:17,397 --> 00:54:20,008
I'm being realistic.
1085
00:54:20,008 --> 00:54:23,185
Life is accepting
the bad with the good.
1086
00:54:23,185 --> 00:54:25,187
Is that an original
inspiration
1087
00:54:25,187 --> 00:54:28,147
or are we quoting
Otis Ramsey?
1088
00:54:28,147 --> 00:54:31,106
I will not accept company rules
that separate people
1089
00:54:31,106 --> 00:54:32,456
and spoil friendships.
1090
00:54:32,456 --> 00:54:35,284
I don't like that either.
1091
00:54:35,284 --> 00:54:37,722
We take what we feel
is right. Okay?
1092
00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:39,593
We try to change
what we feel is wrong.
1093
00:54:39,593 --> 00:54:40,594
That's democracy.
1094
00:54:40,594 --> 00:54:42,161
That's a cop-out.
1095
00:54:43,684 --> 00:54:45,991
Look, let's leave.
1096
00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:48,602
Let's give them back
their house and their furniture
1097
00:54:48,602 --> 00:54:50,299
and their friendship.Now, you see?
1098
00:54:50,299 --> 00:54:51,953
There you go again.
That's the trouble with you.
1099
00:54:51,953 --> 00:54:53,912
The trouble with me!It always has been.
1100
00:54:53,912 --> 00:54:55,914
You want everything
to be perfect.
1101
00:54:55,914 --> 00:54:58,133
If it isn't perfect,
you pick up your marbles,
1102
00:54:58,133 --> 00:54:59,526
you run home
to your father.
1103
00:54:59,526 --> 00:55:02,007
Well, baby,
nothing is perfect.
1104
00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:04,705
Some thing's are just better
than others, you see.
1105
00:55:04,705 --> 00:55:07,578
What I've got going for me
over there at Worldwide is good
1106
00:55:07,578 --> 00:55:09,014
and I'm not
going to change it
1107
00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:10,798
just 'cause I happen
to have married
1108
00:55:10,798 --> 00:55:13,061
some female Don Quixote.That's a compliment.
1109
00:55:13,061 --> 00:55:15,281
I only hope
I can live up to it.
1110
00:55:15,281 --> 00:55:17,283
I will not have
my activities,
1111
00:55:17,283 --> 00:55:18,937
my friendships,
or my emotions
1112
00:55:18,937 --> 00:55:20,547
computer fed to me
by Worldwide
1113
00:55:20,547 --> 00:55:22,070
or any other company.
1114
00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:25,509
I will not live
in a structured society.
1115
00:55:25,509 --> 00:55:27,162
And if that's what
you expect,
1116
00:55:27,162 --> 00:55:29,251
you've obviously
married the wrong girl.
1117
00:55:32,298 --> 00:55:34,822
You said it.
I didn't.
1118
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,827
[♪♪♪]
1119
00:55:39,827 --> 00:55:40,915
Jeff!
1120
00:55:48,793 --> 00:55:50,795
GIDGET:
No situation is so bad
1121
00:55:50,795 --> 00:55:52,666
you can't think
your way out of it.
1122
00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:55,364
Thus spake
Gidget Lawrence.
1123
00:55:55,364 --> 00:55:58,890
But now I couldn't think.
I didn't want to think.
1124
00:56:11,816 --> 00:56:12,686
[SOBBING]
1125
00:56:14,383 --> 00:56:17,082
[PHONE RINGING]
1126
00:56:20,476 --> 00:56:22,435
Hello.
1127
00:56:22,435 --> 00:56:24,611
[THINKING]
You want everything
to be perfect.
1128
00:56:24,611 --> 00:56:26,657
If it isn't perfect,
you pick up your marbles,
1129
00:56:26,657 --> 00:56:28,136
you run home to Daddy.
1130
00:56:30,574 --> 00:56:32,488
[♪♪♪]
1131
00:56:51,943 --> 00:56:53,553
RUSS:
No, Jeff. I haven't heard.
1132
00:56:53,553 --> 00:56:55,686
At least not directly.
1133
00:56:55,686 --> 00:56:57,644
What do you mean,
not directly?
1134
00:56:57,644 --> 00:57:00,473
Well, I had a phone call
a few hours ago.
1135
00:57:00,473 --> 00:57:03,389
When I answered,
whoever was there hung up.
1136
00:57:03,389 --> 00:57:06,522
I shouldn't have
walked out on her.
1137
00:57:06,522 --> 00:57:08,742
I guess it was because
I knew she was right.
1138
00:57:08,742 --> 00:57:10,744
You and Francie
had a disagreement, hm?
1139
00:57:10,744 --> 00:57:13,529
Not a disagreement.
A fight.
1140
00:57:13,529 --> 00:57:16,141
Listen, Russ, do you have
any idea where she might go?
1141
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:17,751
Nope.
1142
00:57:17,751 --> 00:57:20,188
She isn't there with you,
she should be here.
1143
00:57:20,188 --> 00:57:21,407
Yeah.
1144
00:57:23,061 --> 00:57:25,324
Well, if you hear from her...
1145
00:57:25,324 --> 00:57:26,368
I'll let you know.
1146
00:57:26,368 --> 00:57:27,718
I promise.
1147
00:57:29,937 --> 00:57:31,809
[♪♪♪]
1148
00:57:41,601 --> 00:57:44,517
[♪♪♪]
1149
00:58:27,516 --> 00:58:30,606
[IMITATING DRACULA]
Welcome to Transylvania,
my darling.
1150
00:58:30,606 --> 00:58:31,912
Louie B.?
1151
00:58:31,912 --> 00:58:33,522
[NORMALLY]
Gidget.
1152
00:58:33,522 --> 00:58:35,960
I've just come from
my marathon encounter group.
1153
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,919
Everybody goes as the movie
actor he'd like to be.
1154
00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:40,747
Then we interact.
1155
00:58:40,747 --> 00:58:42,444
And do we interact.
1156
00:58:42,444 --> 00:58:44,795
I just took the girl
who comes as Lassie home--
1157
00:58:44,795 --> 00:58:46,144
on her leash.
1158
00:58:46,144 --> 00:58:47,885
What brings you
to Fun City?
1159
00:58:47,885 --> 00:58:49,669
Oh, well, I was hoping to...[GASPS]
1160
00:58:49,669 --> 00:58:52,367
I've shown my film
of your wedding everywhere.
1161
00:58:52,367 --> 00:58:53,847
Louie B...
1162
00:58:53,847 --> 00:58:56,328
All my fans insist
I should do a sequel,
1163
00:58:56,328 --> 00:58:58,156
you know,
the first anniversary,
1164
00:58:58,156 --> 00:59:00,288
or maybe the first baby.
1165
00:59:00,288 --> 00:59:03,335
How about the first divorce?
1166
00:59:03,335 --> 00:59:05,641
Oh, that's why you're here.
1167
00:59:05,641 --> 00:59:08,253
Something's rocking
your dreamboat?
1168
00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:11,386
It sank.
1169
00:59:11,386 --> 00:59:13,954
I wanted to try and get
my old job back at the U.N.
1170
00:59:13,954 --> 00:59:15,086
Oh?
1171
00:59:15,086 --> 00:59:17,784
No more running home to Daddy.
1172
00:59:17,784 --> 00:59:19,394
I see.
1173
00:59:19,394 --> 00:59:22,484
Does Minnie still have
our old apartment?
1174
00:59:22,484 --> 00:59:24,095
The shrine?Yes.
1175
00:59:24,095 --> 00:59:27,576
She's still the keeper
of the flame.
1176
00:59:27,576 --> 00:59:29,753
Follow me, my darling.
1177
00:59:32,668 --> 00:59:33,669
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
1178
00:59:36,150 --> 00:59:39,327
[GASPS]
Gidget, it's so wonderful
to see you.
1179
00:59:39,327 --> 00:59:41,329
Likewise.The U.N. guide service
1180
00:59:41,329 --> 00:59:43,244
has never been the same
since you left.
1181
00:59:43,244 --> 00:59:45,029
Is that a compliment?
1182
00:59:45,029 --> 00:59:47,858
Sorry I couldn't make it
to your wedding but I...
1183
00:59:47,858 --> 00:59:50,077
Everything looks the same.
1184
00:59:50,077 --> 00:59:53,472
Oh, Henry B. Walthall,
and Jason L. McDonald,
1185
00:59:53,472 --> 00:59:55,474
and Helen Twelvetrees.
1186
00:59:55,474 --> 00:59:59,217
Yes, but this is a new treasure.
1187
00:59:59,217 --> 01:00:03,612
Vilma Banky.
And autographed.
1188
01:00:03,612 --> 01:00:06,137
Beautiful.
1189
01:00:06,137 --> 01:00:07,965
Do you ever hear
from Diane O. Tessa?
1190
01:00:07,965 --> 01:00:09,705
Oh, yes.
1191
01:00:09,705 --> 01:00:11,838
Our ex-roommate
got married before you did?
1192
01:00:11,838 --> 01:00:13,492
To...?
1193
01:00:13,492 --> 01:00:16,147
In fact, when Diana
left her husband last month...
1194
01:00:16,147 --> 01:00:17,365
[COUGHS]
1195
01:00:20,455 --> 01:00:22,153
Oh.
1196
01:00:22,153 --> 01:00:23,981
Diana's marriage
broke up too?
1197
01:00:23,981 --> 01:00:25,852
Yes.
They were separated
1198
01:00:25,852 --> 01:00:29,377
for slightly less
than 24 hours.
1199
01:00:29,377 --> 01:00:32,076
Her husband came
and carried her back home.
1200
01:00:32,076 --> 01:00:33,947
All the way to Bambutto.
1201
01:00:33,947 --> 01:00:36,863
Lucky Diana.
1202
01:00:36,863 --> 01:00:39,866
I don't expect
to ever see Jeff again.
1203
01:00:39,866 --> 01:00:42,434
I want to explain about
the mix-up last night, sir.
1204
01:00:42,434 --> 01:00:44,697
You're not concerned
about my family problems.
1205
01:00:44,697 --> 01:00:48,570
Off target,
of course I'm concerned.
1206
01:00:48,570 --> 01:00:50,834
Worldwide Dynamics
is concerned.
1207
01:00:50,834 --> 01:00:54,315
You and Mrs. Stevens are now
part of the larger family.
1208
01:00:54,315 --> 01:00:57,231
What affects you
affects all of us.
1209
01:00:57,231 --> 01:01:00,104
Well, you see,
Gidget has a very special way
1210
01:01:00,104 --> 01:01:01,757
of looking at things
sometimes...
1211
01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:02,846
RAMSEY:
Oh, yes. Yes.
1212
01:01:02,846 --> 01:01:05,065
Great originality,
1213
01:01:05,065 --> 01:01:08,112
which is charming
in moderation.
1214
01:01:10,027 --> 01:01:13,160
Moderation isn't
one of her favorite words.
1215
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:15,206
You see, she wants
to be a good wife...
1216
01:01:15,206 --> 01:01:18,296
RAMSEY:
Well, of course she does.
1217
01:01:18,296 --> 01:01:20,602
And that's going to make it
easy for her to see
1218
01:01:20,602 --> 01:01:24,519
that working within
our time-tested traditions
1219
01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:27,958
is the simplest surest way
for her to do her part
1220
01:01:27,958 --> 01:01:30,656
to help you achieve
what all of us want.
1221
01:01:32,571 --> 01:01:34,355
Some of those
time-tested traditions
1222
01:01:34,355 --> 01:01:36,880
seem pretty arbitrary
and old fashioned, Mr. Ramsey.
1223
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,664
Oh, now, Stevens.
1224
01:01:38,664 --> 01:01:40,492
Please,
none of those weary
1225
01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:43,016
anti-establishment
clichés from you.
1226
01:01:43,016 --> 01:01:45,845
Only one iconoclast
to a family.
1227
01:01:45,845 --> 01:01:48,804
A little time,
a little patience.
1228
01:01:48,804 --> 01:01:51,503
And I'm hopeful
Mrs. Stevens can be
1229
01:01:51,503 --> 01:01:54,549
as well-adjusted
as any wife in Cypress Hill.
1230
01:01:55,899 --> 01:01:58,249
I can't see it, sir.Oh!
1231
01:01:58,249 --> 01:02:01,078
Believe me,
it will happen.
1232
01:02:01,078 --> 01:02:04,081
Your wife is not the first
post-adolescent reformer
1233
01:02:04,081 --> 01:02:05,517
we've had in Woodlake.
1234
01:02:05,517 --> 01:02:08,215
Mr. Ramsey,
you don't understand.
1235
01:02:08,215 --> 01:02:12,916
I mean, I can't see letting
our marriage, my career,
1236
01:02:12,916 --> 01:02:15,919
hammer Gidget into
some sort of well-adjusted
1237
01:02:15,919 --> 01:02:18,486
company programmed
automation.
1238
01:02:18,486 --> 01:02:23,013
Worldwide's mass produced,
young executive wife model 787B.
1239
01:02:23,013 --> 01:02:26,451
Now, Stevens,
how can I help you
1240
01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:29,541
if you indulge yourself
in such childishness?
1241
01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:31,717
Mr. Ramsey...
1242
01:02:31,717 --> 01:02:33,501
I like my work here.
1243
01:02:33,501 --> 01:02:35,808
And I think I could do
a good job for Worldwide.
1244
01:02:35,808 --> 01:02:37,505
I really do.
1245
01:02:37,505 --> 01:02:39,507
But my wife
is 100 percent right
1246
01:02:39,507 --> 01:02:41,509
about the rigid,
artificial society
1247
01:02:41,509 --> 01:02:43,947
this company
has decided is best.
1248
01:02:43,947 --> 01:02:45,905
And unless there's room
for readjustment
1249
01:02:45,905 --> 01:02:48,690
on the company's part,
which obviously, there isn't,
1250
01:02:48,690 --> 01:02:51,432
the situation
just isn't for me.
1251
01:02:51,432 --> 01:02:55,045
[♪♪♪]
1252
01:02:55,045 --> 01:02:58,657
RAMSEY:
Stevens, am I to infer
1253
01:02:58,657 --> 01:03:00,833
that you are
quitting your job?
1254
01:03:02,530 --> 01:03:04,271
On target.
1255
01:03:06,621 --> 01:03:07,840
[PHONE RINGS]
1256
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,060
Hello?
1257
01:03:10,060 --> 01:03:12,976
Jeff?
Louie B. Latimer here.
1258
01:03:12,976 --> 01:03:15,065
Who?
1259
01:03:15,065 --> 01:03:16,805
Louie B. Latimer.
1260
01:03:16,805 --> 01:03:18,938
Oh, yeah. Hi.
1261
01:03:18,938 --> 01:03:22,768
Listen, I'm calling
to ask a very big favor.
1262
01:03:22,768 --> 01:03:24,813
Mr. Latimer, this isn't
a very good time.
1263
01:03:24,813 --> 01:03:26,250
I'm shooting a picture,
1264
01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:28,556
tentatively titled
"Kiss and Make Up".
1265
01:03:28,556 --> 01:03:31,255
It's the story
of a young married couple
1266
01:03:31,255 --> 01:03:33,387
who have their first
big fight.
1267
01:03:33,387 --> 01:03:37,174
She runs off and stays
with friends in New York.
1268
01:03:37,174 --> 01:03:40,177
He follows her
and they kiss and make up.
1269
01:03:40,177 --> 01:03:42,135
You'd be perfect
as the husband.
1270
01:03:42,135 --> 01:03:43,963
Mr. Latimer, are you
trying to tell--
1271
01:03:43,963 --> 01:03:45,617
LOUIE:
The girl who plays the wife
1272
01:03:45,617 --> 01:03:47,053
has sworn me to secrecy,
1273
01:03:47,053 --> 01:03:49,229
but I didn't promise her
not to cast a movie.
1274
01:03:49,229 --> 01:03:51,623
So if you're interested...
1275
01:03:51,623 --> 01:03:53,320
I'm on my way.
1276
01:03:57,194 --> 01:03:58,891
[KIDS SHOUTING]
1277
01:03:58,891 --> 01:04:01,676
Hold it! Hold it.
Let me get organized.
1278
01:04:01,676 --> 01:04:03,417
Everybody sit down.
Sit down.
1279
01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:06,116
Now Vince says
Mrs. Stevens has split.
1280
01:04:06,116 --> 01:04:08,379
And Mr. Stevens
has quit his job.
1281
01:04:08,379 --> 01:04:10,424
Why?Because...
1282
01:04:10,424 --> 01:04:12,644
the grownups still think
this town is divided
1283
01:04:12,644 --> 01:04:14,298
into three
separate sections.
1284
01:04:14,298 --> 01:04:15,734
That old hang-up.
1285
01:04:15,734 --> 01:04:16,909
So what do we do?
1286
01:04:16,909 --> 01:04:19,477
We explore the possibilities.
1287
01:04:19,477 --> 01:04:20,782
Hey, wait a minute.
1288
01:04:20,782 --> 01:04:22,654
Remember when
Mrs. Stevens told us
1289
01:04:22,654 --> 01:04:25,309
about Operation
"My House Is Your House"?
1290
01:04:25,309 --> 01:04:28,355
Well, maybe this is a time
for us to try it.
1291
01:04:28,355 --> 01:04:29,400
Perfect.
1292
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,054
[KIDS SHOUTING]
1293
01:04:32,664 --> 01:04:34,883
He called me childish.
1294
01:04:38,148 --> 01:04:39,627
That's always
the man's answer
1295
01:04:39,627 --> 01:04:41,020
when a woman's right.
1296
01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:42,891
I don't expect
instant perfection.
1297
01:04:42,891 --> 01:04:44,197
Well, forget him.
1298
01:04:44,197 --> 01:04:45,851
That's what I'll do.
1299
01:04:45,851 --> 01:04:47,374
Forget him.
1300
01:04:51,857 --> 01:04:54,251
A female Don Quixote.
1301
01:04:57,689 --> 01:04:59,604
Gidget, what are you doing?
1302
01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,127
I'm going back.
1303
01:05:01,127 --> 01:05:02,781
After the way he treated you?
1304
01:05:02,781 --> 01:05:04,739
Well, I'm going back
just long enough
1305
01:05:04,739 --> 01:05:06,480
to finish
what I have to say.
1306
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,874
I'm going to tell him
exactly what I think of him.
1307
01:05:08,874 --> 01:05:10,354
Coolly. Calmly.
1308
01:05:10,354 --> 01:05:11,703
Logically.
1309
01:05:11,703 --> 01:05:13,313
The final break.
1310
01:05:13,313 --> 01:05:16,925
But if he starts
sweet-talking you...
1311
01:05:16,925 --> 01:05:19,189
As Ford Sterling
is my witness,
1312
01:05:19,189 --> 01:05:21,626
nothing Jeff can say
and nothing Jeff can do
1313
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:24,324
will ever make me change
the way I feel about him.
1314
01:05:26,152 --> 01:05:28,546
But I'm going to have
the pleasure of telling him
1315
01:05:28,546 --> 01:05:30,113
to his face
that we're finished.
1316
01:05:30,113 --> 01:05:31,505
Forever.
1317
01:05:31,505 --> 01:05:32,898
Action.
1318
01:05:32,898 --> 01:05:35,335
[♪♪♪]
1319
01:05:35,335 --> 01:05:37,990
Jeff. Oh!
1320
01:05:37,990 --> 01:05:40,645
Oh, no. I admit
it was all my fault.
1321
01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:42,734
JEFF:
No it wasn't.
1322
01:05:42,734 --> 01:05:44,388
[SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY]
1323
01:05:44,388 --> 01:05:46,390
Oh, Jeff, you're here.
1324
01:05:51,134 --> 01:05:53,310
Why?
1325
01:05:53,310 --> 01:05:58,315
Why am I so often the target
of base ingratitude?
1326
01:05:58,315 --> 01:06:00,273
It's your fate, Otis.
1327
01:06:00,273 --> 01:06:03,711
I took a very special
interest in young Stevens.
1328
01:06:03,711 --> 01:06:06,236
Gave him the benefit
of my invaluable experience.
1329
01:06:06,236 --> 01:06:09,152
Encouraged him.
Promoted him.
1330
01:06:09,152 --> 01:06:11,415
And what is my reward?
1331
01:06:11,415 --> 01:06:13,982
He quits.
1332
01:06:13,982 --> 01:06:14,983
How did you know?
1333
01:06:14,983 --> 01:06:16,811
I have my sources.
1334
01:06:16,811 --> 01:06:18,596
It's a shame for Worldwide
1335
01:06:18,596 --> 01:06:21,816
to lose
such a promising young man.
1336
01:06:21,816 --> 01:06:24,776
It's his wife.
1337
01:06:24,776 --> 01:06:27,300
Just look at her idea
of a dinner party.
1338
01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:29,084
She will not accommodate.
1339
01:06:29,084 --> 01:06:31,086
Won't accept things
as they are.
1340
01:06:31,086 --> 01:06:32,827
Perhaps she thinks
1341
01:06:32,827 --> 01:06:34,873
things could be better
than they are.
1342
01:06:34,873 --> 01:06:37,702
I really hate
to lose Stevens.
1343
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:40,618
Hard worker.
1344
01:06:40,618 --> 01:06:43,708
But maybe the town's better off
without his wife.
1345
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:46,189
Fortunately, she hasn't
been here long enough
1346
01:06:46,189 --> 01:06:49,017
to spread her disaffection.
1347
01:06:49,017 --> 01:06:51,803
She seems to have made
very good use of her time.
1348
01:06:51,803 --> 01:06:53,065
Hi, Dad.
1349
01:06:53,065 --> 01:06:54,327
Hello, Bob.
1350
01:07:01,943 --> 01:07:04,642
Who is this child?
What's he doing here?
1351
01:07:04,642 --> 01:07:06,296
And why did he call me Dad?
1352
01:07:06,296 --> 01:07:08,863
I've adopted you, Dad.
1353
01:07:08,863 --> 01:07:10,256
It can't be trick or treat.
1354
01:07:10,256 --> 01:07:11,649
It's months till Halloween.
1355
01:07:11,649 --> 01:07:13,303
This is Vince.
1356
01:07:13,303 --> 01:07:16,131
He's a charter member
of Mrs. Steven's Explorers Club.
1357
01:07:16,131 --> 01:07:17,742
This is a community
experiment
1358
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,222
she suggested to them.
1359
01:07:19,222 --> 01:07:22,094
She has brainwashed
the children.
1360
01:07:22,094 --> 01:07:23,704
The idea is for each child
1361
01:07:23,704 --> 01:07:25,228
to move in
with another family.
1362
01:07:25,228 --> 01:07:27,142
To learn firsthand
that the differences
1363
01:07:27,142 --> 01:07:29,057
matter much less
than the similarities.
1364
01:07:29,057 --> 01:07:31,277
It's Operation
"My House Is Your House."
1365
01:07:31,277 --> 01:07:32,757
Where is Bob?
1366
01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:35,542
Well, he's with a family
in Poplar Flats.
1367
01:07:35,542 --> 01:07:37,457
Cypress Hill kids
are in Poplar Flats.
1368
01:07:37,457 --> 01:07:39,154
Oakdale kids
are in Cypress Hill.
1369
01:07:39,154 --> 01:07:40,155
It's neat.
1370
01:07:40,155 --> 01:07:41,635
It's unheard of.
1371
01:07:41,635 --> 01:07:43,550
It's inevitable.
1372
01:07:43,550 --> 01:07:46,771
The children just will not
recognize your barriers, Otis.
1373
01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:49,904
We shall see.
1374
01:07:49,904 --> 01:07:51,776
[♪♪♪]
1375
01:07:57,521 --> 01:07:58,739
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
1376
01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:02,090
Nancy!
1377
01:08:02,090 --> 01:08:03,614
Gidget, hi.
May we come in?
1378
01:08:03,614 --> 01:08:04,745
Please.
Come in.
1379
01:08:04,745 --> 01:08:05,790
Ladies.
1380
01:08:07,618 --> 01:08:09,097
[ALL GREETING]
1381
01:08:15,016 --> 01:08:16,409
We want to
talk to you about
1382
01:08:16,409 --> 01:08:18,106
Operation "My House
Is Your House".
1383
01:08:18,106 --> 01:08:20,413
My house is...
oh, that's something
1384
01:08:20,413 --> 01:08:22,459
I thought my Explorers
might try some day.
1385
01:08:22,459 --> 01:08:24,025
Today was the day.
1386
01:08:24,025 --> 01:08:26,158
You mean, they're
trying it now?
1387
01:08:26,158 --> 01:08:28,465
NANCY:
We've been adopted by a
little girl from Poplar Flats.
1388
01:08:28,465 --> 01:08:29,988
We all have
new children.
1389
01:08:29,988 --> 01:08:31,729
I had no idea
they'd ever try
1390
01:08:31,729 --> 01:08:33,296
anything like that
on their own.
1391
01:08:33,296 --> 01:08:34,514
I'm so sorry.
1392
01:08:34,514 --> 01:08:36,299
We're not.We think it's great.
1393
01:08:36,299 --> 01:08:37,648
You do?
1394
01:08:37,648 --> 01:08:39,867
As a matter of fact,
1395
01:08:39,867 --> 01:08:41,608
we think you're great.
1396
01:08:41,608 --> 01:08:42,827
That's right, Gidget.
1397
01:08:45,003 --> 01:08:47,179
You've made us face
what we've always hated.
1398
01:08:47,179 --> 01:08:49,268
The whole artificial
division of Woodlake.
1399
01:08:49,268 --> 01:08:51,444
We wanna support you
and demand an end to it.
1400
01:08:51,444 --> 01:08:52,489
Really?
1401
01:08:52,489 --> 01:08:54,186
Our husbands
are with us on it.
1402
01:08:54,186 --> 01:08:55,970
Ramsey and the Board
agree to loosen
1403
01:08:55,970 --> 01:08:58,582
their grip on our private lives
or they'll quit.
1404
01:08:58,582 --> 01:09:00,235
Like you did, Jeff.
1405
01:09:00,235 --> 01:09:03,326
Sounds like this place is full
of female Don Quixote's.
1406
01:09:03,326 --> 01:09:05,284
GIDGET:
Well, I'm with you all the way
1407
01:09:05,284 --> 01:09:07,068
but I think somebody else
1408
01:09:07,068 --> 01:09:09,070
better present the demands
to Mr. Ramsey.
1409
01:09:09,070 --> 01:09:11,159
I'm not sure he ever
wants to see me again.
1410
01:09:11,159 --> 01:09:12,422
[PHONE RINGS]
1411
01:09:12,422 --> 01:09:13,814
Excuse me.
1412
01:09:13,814 --> 01:09:15,729
Hello?
1413
01:09:15,729 --> 01:09:17,949
RAMSEY:
Mrs. Stevens,
this is Otis Ramsey.
1414
01:09:17,949 --> 01:09:20,038
Mr. Ramsey.
1415
01:09:20,038 --> 01:09:22,432
RAMSEY:
I shall expect to see you
in my living room
1416
01:09:22,432 --> 01:09:23,824
in 15 minutes.
1417
01:09:25,478 --> 01:09:29,656
Well, well, well,
this is quite an occasion.
1418
01:09:29,656 --> 01:09:31,745
Woodlakes' most dangerous
subversive
1419
01:09:31,745 --> 01:09:33,356
right here
in our living room,
1420
01:09:33,356 --> 01:09:35,836
and looking so demure
and innocent.
1421
01:09:35,836 --> 01:09:38,491
Mr. Ramsey...Now, Mrs. Stevens,
1422
01:09:38,491 --> 01:09:42,234
let's clear up this
little misunderstanding.
1423
01:09:42,234 --> 01:09:45,455
I remember
the impatience of youth.
1424
01:09:45,455 --> 01:09:48,675
You feel that the establishment
should adjust to you,
1425
01:09:48,675 --> 01:09:51,504
rather than vice versa.
But let's face it.
1426
01:09:51,504 --> 01:09:53,506
The establishment here
in Woodlake
1427
01:09:53,506 --> 01:09:55,595
has been functioning
beautifully
1428
01:09:55,595 --> 01:09:57,945
since long before
you were born.
1429
01:09:57,945 --> 01:09:59,904
It's been beautiful
for the company.
1430
01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:01,427
Not for the people.
1431
01:10:01,427 --> 01:10:03,951
But what is good
for the company
1432
01:10:03,951 --> 01:10:05,605
is good for the people.
1433
01:10:05,605 --> 01:10:07,781
I believe it should be
the other way around.
1434
01:10:07,781 --> 01:10:09,087
What's good
for the people
1435
01:10:09,087 --> 01:10:10,480
will be good
for the company.
1436
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:13,787
Hear, hear.Absolutely.
1437
01:10:13,787 --> 01:10:15,310
Well, you certainly
have a way
1438
01:10:15,310 --> 01:10:16,921
of turning a phrase, my dear.
1439
01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:20,185
Nancy, you surprise me.
1440
01:10:20,185 --> 01:10:22,753
I'd expect you to be helping
Mrs. Stevens adjust
1441
01:10:22,753 --> 01:10:26,713
instead of listening to her
Alice in Wonderlandideas.
1442
01:10:26,713 --> 01:10:29,063
I'm listening to Gidget
because she is saying
1443
01:10:29,063 --> 01:10:31,152
what I felt ever since
we first came here.
1444
01:10:31,152 --> 01:10:34,460
I'm not just listening.
I'm backing up her position.
1445
01:10:34,460 --> 01:10:35,679
We all are.
1446
01:10:35,679 --> 01:10:37,332
Include me, ladies.
1447
01:10:37,332 --> 01:10:38,943
Claire, the un--
1448
01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:40,335
MRS. RAMSEY:
Otis...
1449
01:10:40,335 --> 01:10:42,294
When this company
was founded years ago,
1450
01:10:42,294 --> 01:10:43,948
there may have been
a sound reason
1451
01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:45,863
for the three-way
division of the town.
1452
01:10:45,863 --> 01:10:48,431
But whatever the reason was,
it is long forgotten.
1453
01:10:48,431 --> 01:10:50,258
We are simply stuck
with the division
1454
01:10:50,258 --> 01:10:52,609
because that's the way
it's always been.
1455
01:10:52,609 --> 01:10:54,959
But I think it's high time
it was changed.
1456
01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:56,569
[ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]
1457
01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:00,834
Eh, ladies...
1458
01:11:00,834 --> 01:11:02,836
Ladies. Ladies.
1459
01:11:04,925 --> 01:11:07,232
A decision such as this
is not up to me,
1460
01:11:07,232 --> 01:11:13,020
but as evidence of my good faith
and open-mindedness,
1461
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:15,762
I will appoint a committee
to look into your request.
1462
01:11:15,762 --> 01:11:17,198
The same committee
that keeps
1463
01:11:17,198 --> 01:11:18,678
looking into
those sonic booms?
1464
01:11:18,678 --> 01:11:20,288
No.
1465
01:11:20,288 --> 01:11:23,248
Claire,
you can be chairman.
1466
01:11:23,248 --> 01:11:26,991
Mrs. Stevens, Nancy,
you can serve with her.
1467
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,296
Satisfied?
1468
01:11:28,296 --> 01:11:30,168
Well, there's
just one more thing.
1469
01:11:30,168 --> 01:11:32,083
You want to be
chairman of the board.
1470
01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:34,999
Jeff's resignation.Gidget.
1471
01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:36,957
RAMSEY:
Resignation.
1472
01:11:36,957 --> 01:11:39,873
Why, certainly
no intelligent young man
1473
01:11:39,873 --> 01:11:42,833
would resign just after
he's been promoted.
1474
01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:45,052
I don't know anything
about a resignation.
1475
01:11:45,052 --> 01:11:46,619
Thank you, Mr. Ramsey.
1476
01:11:46,619 --> 01:11:48,708
Oh, yes, thank you,
Mr. Ramsey.
1477
01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:51,581
Oh, just think,
this is only the beginning.
1478
01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:54,671
The beginning.Well, sure.
1479
01:11:54,671 --> 01:11:56,499
One change
always leads to another.
1480
01:11:58,675 --> 01:12:01,591
Stevens, I have just had
an inspiration.
1481
01:12:01,591 --> 01:12:03,549
The perfect spot for you
in the company.
1482
01:12:03,549 --> 01:12:06,987
A real challenge for you
and your wife.
1483
01:12:06,987 --> 01:12:09,903
[♪♪♪]
1484
01:12:09,903 --> 01:12:11,731
GIDGET:
London!
1485
01:12:11,731 --> 01:12:14,212
When Dad heard Mr. Ramsey
had assigned Jeff
1486
01:12:14,212 --> 01:12:16,344
to Worldwide's English branch,
1487
01:12:16,344 --> 01:12:19,043
he said I needn't worry
about Jeff's ever leaving me.
1488
01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:20,305
He'll hang on to me.
1489
01:12:20,305 --> 01:12:21,741
Just for my
nuisance value.
1490
01:12:24,309 --> 01:12:27,051
I don't care why
Mr. Ramsey sent us here.
1491
01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,835
I'm just glad to be here.
1492
01:12:28,835 --> 01:12:30,271
And so's Jeff.
1493
01:12:36,713 --> 01:12:38,323
Yes?Yes.
1494
01:12:38,323 --> 01:12:40,934
We have reservations,
Mr. and Mrs. Stevens.
1495
01:12:42,632 --> 01:12:45,591
No, no. Not in
the Lord Byron room, sir.
1496
01:12:45,591 --> 01:12:48,072
You'll want
the Tennyson room.
1497
01:12:48,072 --> 01:12:51,510
Upstairs.Oh, all right.
1498
01:12:51,510 --> 01:12:54,731
Why not in this room?Honey, it doesn't matter.
1499
01:12:54,731 --> 01:12:57,342
Why can't we have
dinner in there?
1500
01:12:57,342 --> 01:12:59,953
Gidget, will you come on?I want to know.
1501
01:12:59,953 --> 01:13:04,915
Madam, ladies are not served
in the Lord Byron room.
1502
01:13:04,915 --> 01:13:07,091
Ladies are never served?
1503
01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:13,445
Not in 120-year history
of this establishment, madam.
1504
01:13:13,445 --> 01:13:15,665
Why, that's preposterous!
1505
01:13:15,665 --> 01:13:17,710
Neolithic.
Anti-feminist.
1506
01:13:17,710 --> 01:13:20,060
Something's gotta be done
about this right away.
1507
01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:21,888
We're gonna be
in London a long time.
1508
01:13:21,888 --> 01:13:23,411
All the more reason
1509
01:13:23,411 --> 01:13:25,152
to get started
on the right foot.
1510
01:13:25,152 --> 01:13:26,501
Waiter!
1511
01:13:26,501 --> 01:13:28,416
[♪♪♪]
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