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("I love Lucy" theme song playing)
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(baby talk)
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(baby talk)
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(sighs)
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Oh, sweet little thing.
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(kissing)
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(doll squeaks)
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(doll squeaks)
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(doll squeaks)
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(kissing)
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Coochie-coochie-coochie-
coochie-coochie-coochie-coochie.
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(doll squeaks)
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(doll squeaking)
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(doll squeaking)
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Hi, hon...
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Oh, hi.
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Hey, what are you doing up so late?
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Oh, I've been busy.
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It's after 2:00-- you got to get your
rest.
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You're sleeping for two now, you
know.
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I know, but this is very important.
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See, the doctor gave me this book
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and it's all about infant care,
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and you have to practice with a doll,
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so you know everything there is to do
before the baby gets here.
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Oh.
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You have to practice, too.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Isn't it cute?
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(chuckles)
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(chuckles)
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Is this, uh...
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little Scott or Pamela Ricardo?
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Scott or Pamela...
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Do you really like those names,
Ricky?
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Now, Lucy!
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For weeks we've been going over and
over and over
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thousands of names.
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I'm so confused, I don't know what my
name is.
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Now, last night we decided finally,
both of us, that
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the baby's name is going to be Scott
if it's a boy
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and they just don't go with Ricardo.
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All right, then, let's change
Ricardo.
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That'd be easier.
No.
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Now, look, this is nothing to joke
about, Ricky.
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It's a terrible thing to go
through...
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go through life with the wrong name--
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the poor little baby.
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All right, all right.
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What are their names now?
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Gregory or Joanne.
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Good, Gregory or Joanne.
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Isn't Gregory a beautiful name?
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Yeah, honey, beautiful, uh-huh.
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So is Joanne.
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Joanne...
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Jo-anne...
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Ricky, do you really think Joanne...
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Gregory or Joanne!
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Now, Lucy, I don't care what you name
the baby,
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but we got to get it settled.
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Well, I'm not going to settle on just
any old thing.
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I want the names to be unique and
euphonious.
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Okay, Unique if it is a boy,
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and Euphonious if it is a girl.
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For your information, those are not
names, they're words.
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Well, they're the prettiest ones
you've mentioned yet.
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How about Gregory if it's a boy
and...
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and Cynthia if it's a girl?
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That's fine, honey.
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Still, I always liked the name Philip
for a boy.
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How about Philip for a boy...
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And Morris if it's a girl?
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Oh, Ricky!
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Now, honey, forget about the names.
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You're gonna go to bed, come on.
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No, I'm not, not till we get this
settled.
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I'll sleep late in the morning.
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Lucy, you're going to bed.
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No, no, honest, I'll go back to bed
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right after I get your breakfast.
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You're not going to get my breakfast.
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Who is?
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I am, and what's more,
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I'm going to get your breakfast, too.
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Oh, really?
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Absolutely.
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There's nothing too good for the
mother of my child.
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(laughing): Oh, honey!
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Come on, honey, you got to take it
easy.
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Now, come on, you got to go to bed.
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Come on.
Okay.
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(sighs)
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Oh, Ricky!
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I've got the perfect names, something
very simple:
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John or Mary.
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That's fine, honey.
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John or Mary.
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Oh, I'm glad that's settled.
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Good.
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Ricky?
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Ricky?
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Good morning, honey.
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Good morning.
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Just getting ready to cook you
breakfast.
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Oh, I forgot about that.
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Well.
(chuckles)
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Are you hungry?
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Oh, starved.
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After all, I'm eating for me
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and little Romeo or Juliet.
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Romeo or Juliet?
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Yeah. Aren't they beautiful names?
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What happened to John and Mary?
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Well, I got to thinking last night--
Mary's all right,
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but every Tom, Dick and Harry's named
John.
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All right, I give up.
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What do you want for breakfast?
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Oh...
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How about waffles?
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Oh, no, honey, don't bother.
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But you like them so much.
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Oh, but they're too much trouble.
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Well, won't be any trouble for you.
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You just stay right here and take it
easy,
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and I'll take care of everything.
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Oh!
I want you to have your favorite
breakfast:
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waffles.
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Okay.
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I'll have them for you in a jiffy.
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All right.
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You just stay there and rest now.
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I will, dear.
All right.
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(sighs)
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Lucy?
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Yeah?
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Where's the waffle iron?
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It's in that cabinet under the sink.
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Oh.
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It's not there, honey.
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Are you sure, dear?
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Yeah.
Did you look way in the back?
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Yeah, I looked all over the place.
Not there.
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Well, I must have put it up here.
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Hey, honey, wait, wait!
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Honey, you can't climb up that.
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You're supposed to be resting.
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Okay.
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I know I saw it around here this
morning someplace.
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Ricky!
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Oh, there it is!
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Yeah. What are you trying to do,
start a fire?
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Honey, I didn't even see it.
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I just plugged the coffeepot...
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Oh.
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Well, uh, you go on to bed.
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I'll fix you waffles.
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Okay.
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Lucy?
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Yeah?
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Where's the waffle mix?
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It's in that cupboard with the flour
and the cereals.
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I know, honey, it isn't there.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, honey, I looked all over the
place.
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You looked up in here behind the
cans?
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I looked up in there and every place,
it's not there.
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Well, I don't know where else it
could be.
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What's this?
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Oh, waffle mix.
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Yeah.
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How did that get there?
Magic.
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Lucy?
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Where's the salt?
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Ricky, do me a favor, will you?
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Don't cook breakfast for me this
morning.
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I'm not strong enough.
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Hi, Rick.
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Oh, hiya, Fred.
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What're you doing?
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Well, I was...
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I was cooking breakfast for Lucy.
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Attaboy, we got to take care of Lucy
and little Fred.
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Well, uh, don't count on the baby
being called Fred.
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She's changed her mind every three
seconds.
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Naturally. That's because she's gonna
have a baby.
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Do they all act that way?
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Of course.
Expectant mothers are
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the most unpredictable creatures in
the world.
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Yeah, well, Lucy sure is.
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You know, I got up this morning
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and I offered to cook her waffles.
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And then suddenly, for no reason at
all,
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she said she doesn't want me to cook
her breakfast.
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Oh?
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I'm telling you, being an expectant
father
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is pretty tough on a man.
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Yeah, but you got to go along with
it.
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Sure. In a minute or so,
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she'll probably say that she wants
breakfast.
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So, I'll just forget her
unpredictable behavior
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and turn the other chick.
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Chick?
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Yeah.
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Is that what you're having for
breakfast?
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Chick, chick-- the outside of your
face.
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Oh... cheek!
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That's what I said.
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You want to help me?
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Sure, I'll help you.
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Get me some milk and some eggs there,
will you?
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Sure.
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Lucy?
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Lucy?
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Hi.
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Hi!
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Having breakfast in bed!
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Yeah. Ricky and Fred cooked waffles
for me this morning.
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They did?
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How were they?
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Well, I don't know.
You want to try one?
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How could they serve you a thing like
that?
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They said this one turned out
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better than the others.
Oh, no.
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Yeah, they explained that the
charcoal
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would be good for the baby's teeth.
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I suppose they left a few dishes in
the kitchen.
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Come on, let's see.
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Okay.
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Oh, Lucy!
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Now, you think they'd get one good
waffle out of all this.
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Oh, well.
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I'll help you clean it up.
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Whoo!
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Ho, hum.
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This is a fine way for you to rest.
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Oh, I really don't mind.
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Ricky meant well.
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It's just the idea that counts.
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Yeah.
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This shows how much he loves me.
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You know, it's amazing the way he
fusses over me
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and takes care of me since we've been
expecting the baby.
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Well, that's one thing you can be
sure of.
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Ricky really loves you all right.
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Yeah.
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Ethel.
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What?
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Now that I think of it,
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he never treated me this nice when it
was just me.
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What do you mean?
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It's just the baby he loves.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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It is, it's little Sharon or
Pierrepont.
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That's all that counts.
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Oh, Lucy, you're just being crazy.
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I am not.
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You are, too.
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He's only taking care of me because
of the baby.
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He doesn't love me.
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Now, Lucy...
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I don't count at all.
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After the baby's born, I'll just be
forgotten.
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Oh, that's not true.
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It is so true.
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I'll be just like a salmon.
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I'll swim upstream, spawn, and never
be heard from again!
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ETHEL (whispering): Ricky? Ricky?
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Oh, hi, Ethel.
272
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,543
Where have you been?
273
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,545
I've been trying to get hold of you
all afternoon.
274
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,047
Oh, I was out shopping all day.
275
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:16,548
I brought Lucy some presents.
276
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,051
Lucy? Oh, thank goodness for that.
277
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,552
Why, what's the matter?
278
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,054
She's been moping around all day.
279
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:24,390
She's got a crazy idea that instead
of being...
280
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:25,641
Hi, honey.
281
00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:27,142
(coldly): Hello.
282
00:15:27,142 --> 00:15:30,112
I-I-I brought some presents for you.
283
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:31,397
For me?
284
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,982
Yeah.
285
00:15:34,483 --> 00:15:35,484
Here, honey.
286
00:15:35,484 --> 00:15:37,236
Open that one.
287
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,374
Just what I've always wanted.
288
00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:45,294
It's a rattle.
289
00:15:45,294 --> 00:15:46,795
Yeah.
290
00:15:46,795 --> 00:15:49,214
Here, honey, open that one.
291
00:16:02,511 --> 00:16:05,014
Does this do anything for me, Ethel?
292
00:16:05,014 --> 00:16:06,231
Now, Lucy.
293
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:08,434
Honey, it's for the baby.
294
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,402
Oh, yes, of course.
295
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:11,904
I should've rea...
296
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,739
Oh, oh, then, these are for me.
297
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,278
No, no, honey, those are for the
baby, too.
298
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,080
You don't seem to get the idea.
299
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,948
I get the idea all right.
300
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,451
Thanks for the presents.
301
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,287
(wails)
302
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,708
Well, now, what's the matter?
303
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,210
I can't figure her out these days.
304
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,713
She's upset; she thinks all you care
about is the baby
305
00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:39,548
and that you don't love her anymore.
306
00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:42,017
Why, that's ridiculous.
307
00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:45,020
Only this morning I fixed her
breakfast in bed.
308
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,940
That's because she's gonna have a
baby.
309
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,442
She wants you to do something for
her.
310
00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:51,443
What do you mean?
311
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,946
Well, why don't you take her out for
an evening?
312
00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:55,647
Take her dining, take her dancing.
313
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,032
Dancing?
314
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,034
In her condition?
315
00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,036
Sure. Why not?
316
00:17:01,036 --> 00:17:03,038
Well, all right,
317
00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:05,040
if you think it's the thing to do.
318
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,543
Sure, I'd love to take her out dining
and dancing.
319
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:08,827
I'll take her down to the club
tonight.
320
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,246
Oh, that's great.
321
00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:14,633
Uh, why don't you take another couple
along?
322
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:18,137
You know, just to make it a real
happy foursome?
323
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,508
Anyone special you have in mind?
324
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,309
We'd love to.
325
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:33,986
Lucy?
326
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:34,987
Yeah?
327
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,989
This just came for you.
328
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,490
For me?
329
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,992
It looks like a corsage.
330
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,493
Sure, open it.
331
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:44,997
Oh, Ethel, look!
332
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,498
It's an orchid.
333
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,001
Oh, isn't it beautiful?
334
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,671
Listen to this: "My darling,
335
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:56,675
no flower I could send would be half
as lovely as you."
336
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,677
I wonder who it's from.
337
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,880
Isn't it signed?
338
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:05,884
Yeah, it says Ricky, but Ricky who?
339
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,386
Ricky Ricardo.
340
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:08,887
Oh.
341
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:11,390
Well, then it must be for the baby.
342
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,392
Now, Lucy, stop being silly.
343
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,194
You know this is for you.
344
00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:17,980
For little old me?
345
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,366
I mean, little old big me?
346
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,318
(buzzer sounds)
347
00:18:28,323 --> 00:18:28,824
Mrs. Ricardo?
348
00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:30,325
Yes?
A package for you.
349
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:31,326
Thank you.
350
00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:33,829
Ethel, look, candy!
351
00:18:33,829 --> 00:18:35,831
Oh, boy.
352
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:40,002
"Darling, sweets to the sweet.
353
00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:41,887
Devotedly, lover boy."
354
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,673
Aw, isn't that cute?
355
00:18:44,673 --> 00:18:46,508
I wonder who this is from.
356
00:18:46,508 --> 00:18:48,477
Now, Lucy...
357
00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:50,979
Well, I suppose it's from Ricky.
358
00:18:50,979 --> 00:18:52,481
You know darn well it is.
359
00:18:52,981 --> 00:18:54,983
Well, it could be from somebody else,
you know,
360
00:18:54,983 --> 00:18:57,486
except that I happen to recognize his
handwriting,
361
00:18:57,486 --> 00:18:59,488
and I don't know any other lover boy.
362
00:18:59,488 --> 00:19:01,990
(phone rings)
363
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:02,858
Hello?
364
00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:05,360
Hello, sweetheart.
365
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,112
How's my beautiful girl?
366
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:10,616
Uh... what number were you calling,
please?
367
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,337
Lucy, this is me-- lover boy.
368
00:19:15,337 --> 00:19:16,622
Who is it?
Who is it?
369
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,123
It's the same crazy fool
370
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:21,376
that sent the flowers and candy.
371
00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:23,679
What were you calling about, please?
372
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:26,181
I just miss you, that's all.
373
00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:27,516
Do you?
374
00:19:27,516 --> 00:19:29,434
Yeah. I want to talk to you.
375
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:30,719
How are you?
376
00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:32,521
Oh, I'm fine. How are you?
377
00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:34,022
Fine, honey.
378
00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:36,525
Listen, I hate to think of not seeing
you tonight.
379
00:19:36,525 --> 00:19:38,527
So, why don't you come down to the
club
380
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,195
and have dinner with me, huh?
381
00:19:40,195 --> 00:19:42,030
He wants me to come down to the club
and have dinner with him.
382
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:44,032
Oh, I'd love to, dear.
383
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:46,034
Good. I'll get a nice ringside table
384
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:48,403
and you can stay afterwards and we
can dance for a while.
385
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:49,872
And dancing afterward.
386
00:19:50,372 --> 00:19:52,157
Oh, that would be wonderful, darling.
387
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,294
Good. You want to ask Fred and Ethel
to be with us?
388
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,161
Okay.
389
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,663
Ethel...
We'd love to.
390
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,667
You'd love to what?
391
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,168
I haven't asked you anything yet.
392
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:06,171
Oh, uh, well, uh, what were you going
to ask me?
393
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,673
Would you like to go with us?
394
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:08,674
Yes, we'd love to.
395
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:09,758
They'd love to.
396
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:11,760
Good. I'll see you around 8:00, huh?
397
00:20:12,261 --> 00:20:12,761
All right.
398
00:20:13,262 --> 00:20:14,012
Good-bye, angel.
399
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,898
Good-bye, sweetheart.
400
00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:17,900
I love you.
401
00:20:20,402 --> 00:20:23,906
He loves me. Me!
402
00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:31,413
(slow dance music playing)
403
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,042
(music)
404
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:54,052
(music)
405
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,811
(music ends)
406
00:21:02,811 --> 00:21:04,112
(applause)
407
00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:07,115
Oh, isn't this fun?
408
00:21:07,115 --> 00:21:09,117
I haven't been dancing in ages.
409
00:21:09,117 --> 00:21:11,620
Oh, we ought to do this more often.
410
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:12,621
Oh, boy, I love to dance,
411
00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:14,122
but I haven't danced in a while.
412
00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:15,874
I'm a little out of condition.
413
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:17,659
A little out of condition?
414
00:21:17,659 --> 00:21:19,161
He puffs so much,
415
00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:20,662
it's like dancing with a steam
engine.
416
00:21:21,163 --> 00:21:22,164
(laughs)
417
00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:23,165
Steam engines always puff
418
00:21:23,665 --> 00:21:25,050
when they're pushing a heavy load.
419
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:28,553
Is that so?
420
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,055
Now, listen, Fred...
421
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,256
Now, now, now, wait a minute,
422
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:32,758
you two, no bickering.
423
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,092
I'm having a wonderful time.
424
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,345
I don't want anything to spoil this
evening.
425
00:21:36,345 --> 00:21:39,264
We're not bickering, that's how we
make love.
426
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:41,233
(orchestra begins playing "Dancing
Cheek to Cheek")
427
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,235
Lucy, this is our dance.
428
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,736
Oh, do you mind, Ethel?
429
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:47,239
No. Go ahead, trip the heavy
fantastic.
430
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,497
Ethel...
431
00:21:55,497 --> 00:21:56,782
I got to hand it to you.
432
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,283
You sure were right.
433
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,786
Yeah. All she wanted was a little
attention.
434
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:01,787
She's so happy.
435
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,538
Yeah. Listen.
436
00:22:03,538 --> 00:22:06,341
Do you think Fred will mind if I cut
in on him?
437
00:22:06,341 --> 00:22:07,843
This is our favorite number.
438
00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:08,844
No, go ahead.
439
00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:16,301
May I?
440
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:32,317
Heaven
441
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,821
I'm in heaven
442
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:42,828
And my heart beats so that I can
hardly speak
443
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:49,334
And I seem to find the happiness I
seek
444
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:55,841
When we're out together dancing cheek
to cheek
445
00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,344
Heaven
446
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,348
I'm in heaven
447
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:07,269
And the cares that hung around me
448
00:23:07,269 --> 00:23:10,272
Through the week
449
00:23:10,272 --> 00:23:16,278
Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky
streak
450
00:23:16,278 --> 00:23:22,784
When we're out together dancing cheek
to cheek
451
00:23:24,286 --> 00:23:27,289
Oh, I love to climb a mountain
452
00:23:27,789 --> 00:23:30,292
And to reach the highest peak
453
00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:34,296
But it doesn't thrill me half as much
454
00:23:34,796 --> 00:23:37,299
As dancing cheek to cheek
455
00:23:37,299 --> 00:23:41,269
Oh, I love to go out fishing
456
00:23:41,269 --> 00:23:43,438
On a river or a creek
457
00:23:43,438 --> 00:23:44,940
Yeah, man!
458
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,726
I don't enjoy it half as much
459
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:51,146
As dancing cheek to cheek
460
00:23:51,146 --> 00:23:53,648
Dance with me
461
00:23:54,149 --> 00:23:58,153
I want my arms around you
462
00:23:58,153 --> 00:24:01,156
The charm about you
463
00:24:01,156 --> 00:24:04,659
Will carry me through
464
00:24:04,659 --> 00:24:07,162
Heaven
465
00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:11,166
I'm in heaven
466
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:17,672
And my heart beats so that I can
hardly speak
467
00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:23,678
And I seem to find the happiness I
seek
468
00:24:24,179 --> 00:24:30,185
When we're out together dancing
469
00:24:30,685 --> 00:24:32,687
Cheek to cheek.
470
00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:41,947
(song ends, crowd applauds)
471
00:24:46,034 --> 00:24:48,036
Oh, isn't this fun?
472
00:24:48,036 --> 00:24:50,539
You were the handsomest couple on the
floor.
473
00:24:50,539 --> 00:24:52,040
Well, that's because
474
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,042
I was dancing with my lovely wife.
475
00:24:57,712 --> 00:24:59,214
Honey, what's the matter?
476
00:24:59,714 --> 00:25:02,601
ETHEL: Oh, she's crying 'cause she's
so happy.
477
00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:04,102
Are you?
478
00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:05,604
No.
479
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:07,606
Honey, what's wrong?
480
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:10,892
You haven't mentioned the baby once
tonight.
481
00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:17,032
You don't love little Robert or
Madelyn.
482
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:24,789
(bell chiming)
483
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:27,792
(chiming)
484
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:35,200
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
485
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,204
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486
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:17,742
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