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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Morning, Lucy.
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(thudding)
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ETHEL: Oh, hey!
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I'll be right there, Ethel.
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What did you lock the door for?
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I almost broke my neck.
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I just wanted to see what would
happen
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if I did something different for a
change.
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What are you talking about?
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Life.
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I've just been thinking about life.
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Ethel, Ricky and I are in a terrible
rut.
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What do you mean?
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Everything has become routine.
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We do the same dull thing every day.
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We see the same dull people.
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Thanks a lot.
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I didn't mean you.
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It's just that nothing new ever
happens.
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Why, I can tell everything Ricky's
going to say and do
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before he does it.
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Ah, can you?
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Wait till he wakes up.
You'll see.
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He'll call, "Hey, Lucy, is the coffee
percolated yet?"
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Then he'll come into the kitchen half
asleep
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looking like a zombie...
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stagger over to the stove...
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say, "Oh, I could have slept all
day..."
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scratch his leg while he pours some
coffee for himself...
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kiss the air in my general
direction...
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stagger off into the bedroom.
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It isn't funny, Ethel.
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It's tragic.
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I know it is.
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You know, I just realized
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I can do exactly the same thing with
Fred.
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I'll bet you can.
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Right now
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he's sitting down with the morning
paper
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to do the crossword puzzle.
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So he'll call to me...
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FRED: Ethel!
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He hasn't varied five minutes in 22
years.
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I'm up here, Fred!
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He won't find his glasses up here.
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Oh, yes, he will.
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They'll be on top of his head.
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You're kidding.
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And when I tell him, he'll say
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"Hmm. If they'd been a snake,
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they'd a bit me."
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He hasn't been saying the same thing
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for 22 years?
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22...
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Hi.
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Well, you're in a jolly mood this
morning.
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Ethel, have you seen
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my glasses?
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Well, it must be hilarious
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that I can't read without my glasses.
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Oh, it's not that, Fred.
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It's just that...
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What a sense of humor.
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I'll go break my leg and give you a
real laugh.
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Ah, wait a minute, Fred.
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Your glasses are on top of your head.
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Huh? Well, how do you like that?
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If they'd been a snake, they'd a bit
me.
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RICKY: Lucy!
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Lucy, is the coffee percolated yet?
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I could have slept all day.
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(kissing sound)
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It's fantastic, Lucy.
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Ricky and Fred are cut out of the
same mold.
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Yeah, and they're getting moldier all
the time.
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What are we going to do about them?
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Them? What about us?
We're just as bad as they are.
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We've all let ourselves become four
big, dull clunks.
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You know, I think you're right.
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Sure, I'm right.
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And tonight, instead of playing
canasta,
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we're going to sit down
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and figure out the quickest way to
de-clunk ourselves.
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Do you all realize that we're in a
terrible rut?
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In a rut?
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What are you talking about?
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The four of us have allowed ourselves
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to deteriorate.
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Yeah.
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We have become stuffy, moldy, and
musty.
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We are knee-deep in a pool of
stagnation.
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Now, what are we going to do about
it?
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Well, I don't know about the rest of
you,
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but I'm going to go and take a
shower.
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Never mind being funny.
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Now, sit down.
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We're serious.
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We certainly are.
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Our lives have become a stale
routine.
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We do the same thing in the same way.
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We know each other like a book.
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Well, honey, that's only normal.
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After you're married for 11 years,
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you're supposed to know each other
like a book.
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It's the same after 25 years,
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only the cover gets more dog-eared.
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Listen, the kind of routine we're in
is not normal.
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Now, Ethel and I went down to the
library this afternoon
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and we found a lot of books
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on the subject.
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And?
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And the books all agree.
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This one states it as well as any.
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"There are times when married couples
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let their lives fall into set
patterns."
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That's exactly what's happened to us.
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Right.
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"The only thing to do in a case like
this
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"is for the marital partners
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to spend some time away from each
other."
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What?
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Please.
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"Change your whole way of living.
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"Take a week's vacation from marriage
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"and don't even see your husband or
wife.
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"Vacation from marriage
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will give you both a whole new
perspective."
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So?
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So Ethel and I are going to spend a
week away
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from you and Fred.
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You mean I won't see you for a whole
week?
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That's right.
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And you won't see me
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for a whole week, Fred.
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Well, I'll make the sacrifice.
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Come on.
Are you crazy or something?
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What are you going to do, leave town?
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No, not necessarily.
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I'll go downstairs and live with
Ethel.
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Fred can come up here and live with
you,
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and we'll just lead our own lives.
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We just won't see each other, that's
all.
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Isn't this going to be fun?
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We can sleep as late as we want to
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go shopping, call up our old
girlfriends.
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Yeah, we'll be just a couple of
bachelor girls.
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I don't like the sound of this whole
thing.
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Now, wait a minute, Rick.
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You don't understand.
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If they're going to be bachelor
girls,
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we're bachelor boys.
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Hey, that's right.
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You might have something at that in
there.
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Yeah.
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Well, good-bye, Fred.
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Good-bye, Ethel.
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Good-bye, Ricky.
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Good-bye.
I'll be seeing you.
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Well, Lucy, what do we do tonight?
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Oh, I don't care.
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What do you want to do?
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How about going to a movie?
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Again? We've been to five movies
already this week.
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Well, it's Saturday night
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and I don't feel like staying home.
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Well, neither do I.
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Maybe we can call somebody.
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Who?
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We called up all our old girlfriends.
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They're all married.
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Yeah.
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They'll all be with their husbands
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on Saturday night.
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Yeah, they're all in that awful rut
we used to be in.
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Yeah.
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They don't know what fun it is
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to be on their own like us.
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Yippee.
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Ethel...
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Huh?
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Well, nothing personal, but...
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I'm sick of the sight of your face.
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Well, you should try it from out here
looking at yours.
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If you think this has been any...
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All right, all right.
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Let's not fight among ourselves.
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We're all we've got.
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How true.
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Gee, I wonder what the boys are doing
tonight.
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I wonder.
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Ethel, let's swallow our pride
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and go up and admit that we miss the
big dopes.
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Oh, no, Lucy.
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They'd never let us hear the end of
it.
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No?
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I know what we should do.
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What?
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We should get all dressed up
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like we're going out on a mad date,
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and then we should go up and I should
say
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that I want to get some of my good
perfume.
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Yeah, then what?
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Well, then when they see us all
dressed up
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and they think we're going out,
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they'll get insanely jealous
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and they'll demand that we go out
with them.
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Fred get insanely jealous?
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Listen, if they're as bored as we
are,
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we'll even look good to them.
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Now, come on, let's get dressed.
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Well, there's no new movies.
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We've seen them all.
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You know something, Fred?
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I hate to admit this,
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but I'd like to see Lucy tonight.
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I can top that.
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I'd like to see Ethel.
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You know, if there was only some way
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that we could ask them
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without they thinking
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that we really miss them.
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(buzzing)
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What could that be?
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Good evening.
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Oh, hello.
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I'm sorry to barge in like this,
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but I wondered if I could get some of
my good perfume.
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Why, sure. Come in.
Won't you?
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Come right in.
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Gee, don't you look pretty.
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(giggling)
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Thank you.
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You, too, Ethel.
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Thank you, Frederick.
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We were just talking about you.
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You were?
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You were?!
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Um, I hope you boys are going to have
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as gay an evening as we are.
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Oh, yes.
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We've been invited to 21 for dinner.
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Oh, Ethel, 21 again?
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That's what the boys said-- 21.
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LUCY: Oh, dear.
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Well, we mustn't be late.
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I better get the perfume.
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Pardon me, please.
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You, uh...
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you two really been living it up,
huh?
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Oh, yes.
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We've been to 21 four times this
week.
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That's 84.
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Well, come on, Ethel.
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So long, boys.
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So long.
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Sorry we have to rush off like this.
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Ethel, promise me something, will
you?
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Um, let's be sensible tonight.
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Let's get in before 4:00 a.m.
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Okay, I promise.
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Okay.
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Well, so long, boys.
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So long, girls.
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We could stay and chat
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for just a little while.
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No. We'll be late.
273
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,245
You understand how it is.
274
00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:21,247
Yeah, we know how it is.
275
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:22,748
We have dates ourselves.
276
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,253
Don't we, Fred?
277
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,254
Yeah.
278
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,555
Yeah.
279
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,890
Oh.
280
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,391
Well, so long.
281
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,905
Well, how do you like it here at 21?
282
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,907
Très gay.
283
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,910
Where do you suppose the boys went?
284
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,913
I told you 50 times.
285
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,915
It's as plain as the nose on your
face.
286
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,416
They didn't have any place to go.
287
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,417
They just said that
288
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,419
because they thought we were going
out.
289
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,922
Now, let's hear no more about it,
shall we?
290
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:03,923
Okay.
291
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,424
Okay.
292
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,975
You think I'm right, don't you?
293
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,393
I don't know.
294
00:12:24,393 --> 00:12:26,395
I wish I could be sure.
295
00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:27,897
I'd sleep a lot better
296
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:30,399
if I knew they were safely up there
297
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:31,700
worrying about us.
298
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,068
Come on.
299
00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,570
Where?
300
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,071
We're going sneak up the back way
301
00:12:36,071 --> 00:12:37,072
and peek in our apartment.
302
00:12:37,072 --> 00:12:38,574
Once we know the boys are there,
303
00:12:38,574 --> 00:12:40,075
I think we'll sleep a lot better.
304
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,002
Hey, Rick, why don't you come on to
bed.
305
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,470
You go to sleep, Fred.
306
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,755
Don't worry about me.
307
00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:54,089
I'm not.
308
00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:55,975
The slap of the cards
309
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,477
keeps me awake.
310
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,981
Fred, you're just as worried as I am,
311
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:02,982
aren't you?
312
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,483
You know something, Rick?
313
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,486
I bet they didn't go out with anybody
at all.
314
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:08,988
They're just faking.
315
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,489
Yeah, well, I tried
316
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:11,991
to talk myself into that one too.
317
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,492
No, I mean it.
318
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,494
If they had had a date,
319
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,496
they wouldn't have come up here
320
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:20,499
and made such a big to-do about it.
321
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,501
Yeah. Ethel did kind of sort of want
322
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,503
to stick around and chat, didn't she?
323
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,005
You know something,
324
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,007
I bet if we went down there right now
325
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,009
and rang the bell, they'd answer it.
326
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,011
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
327
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,513
If we go down there and ring the bell
328
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:37,516
they'd know that we didn't have any
dates.
329
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,518
Let's go ring the bell
330
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,520
and then hide around the corner.
331
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,522
Yeah, and if they answer,
332
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,024
we know it's them.
333
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:46,025
Right.
334
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,027
RICKY: Let's go. Come on.
335
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,267
Oh, Ethel, I was wrong.
336
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,768
They're not in there.
337
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,770
I guess they did have dates.
338
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,772
Oh, where do you suppose they are?
339
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,274
I don't know.
340
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:38,277
Go on.
Let's go back downstairs.
341
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,281
Let's not go down the back way.
342
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:43,782
It's too cold.
343
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,703
Fine thing.
344
00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:50,873
They're out someplace having the time
of their lives.
345
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,675
FRED: How did I know they really had
dates?
346
00:14:52,675 --> 00:14:54,176
That's them.
It's the boys.
347
00:14:54,176 --> 00:14:55,177
They're coming upstairs.
348
00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:56,679
Come on, down the back way.
349
00:14:57,179 --> 00:14:58,180
Oh. It's locked.
350
00:14:58,180 --> 00:14:59,682
Where do we go?
351
00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:00,933
The roof.
352
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,051
The roof?
353
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:05,888
I just want to know who they went out
with.
354
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,389
Yeah, so do I.
355
00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:09,892
Well, I'm going to find out too.
356
00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:10,893
How?
357
00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:13,395
Well, I'm going to stay right here
358
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:15,397
and when I hear someone come in,
359
00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:17,900
I'll look down and see who Lucy's
with.
360
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,902
I'm a little bit curious too.
361
00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:21,787
Let's sit down here.
Come on.
362
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,289
We'll wait right here.
363
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,995
Lucy, take another look.
364
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,789
Darn it, the watchdogs are still
there.
365
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:17,126
Oh, why don't they go on inside?
366
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,877
I'm getting cold.
367
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,212
Gee, me too.
368
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,715
It's pretty windy up here, isn't it?
369
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:27,219
Oh, this is ridiculous.
370
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,721
I'm going downstairs.
371
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,723
Ethel, where's your pride?
372
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:34,226
I don't know, but wherever it is,
it's frozen.
373
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:37,229
Now, listen.
Just stay in here.
374
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,231
It isn't so windy in here.
375
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,234
Now, let's just wait a few more
minutes.
376
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,737
Okay. That's long enough.
377
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,241
Lucy, it's stuck.
378
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:50,743
Let me try it.
379
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,246
Ethel, this isn't stuck.
380
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,248
It's locked from the inside.
381
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,250
Oh, fine. What do we do now?
382
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,752
Pound on it.
Pound on the door.
383
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,753
Ricky?
384
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:01,754
Fred?
385
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,755
Ricky?
386
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:04,757
Fred?
Open the door!
387
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,593
Oh, why don't they come up and open
the door?
388
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,012
You'll be glad to know
389
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:13,515
they finally gave up and went inside.
390
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:16,018
Fine. What do we do now?
391
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:17,519
I don't know.
392
00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:18,520
I'm getting cold.
393
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,022
So am I.
394
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:23,275
And I'm tired too.
395
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:26,161
(wailing)
396
00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:36,672
Ethel?
397
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:40,175
Ethel, this isn't getting us
anyplace.
398
00:17:40,175 --> 00:17:43,679
We got to... we got to...
we got to be brave.
399
00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:46,682
Yeah. We've got to get hold of
ourselves.
400
00:17:46,682 --> 00:17:50,185
Yeah. We got to keep a stiff upper
lip.
401
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,692
(wailing)
402
00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:01,697
We got to find some way
403
00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:05,701
to attract someone's attention down
on the street.
404
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:06,702
How?
405
00:18:06,702 --> 00:18:08,620
I don't know.
406
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,710
I know.
407
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:15,711
What?
408
00:18:16,211 --> 00:18:17,713
One of us could jump off
409
00:18:17,713 --> 00:18:20,716
and... and then a crowd would collect
410
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:23,218
and then she could tell the people
411
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:25,721
that I was up here.
412
00:18:28,223 --> 00:18:32,227
I hope you don't think I'm a bum
sport,
413
00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:36,231
but let's think up another way.
414
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:40,853
Oh, look. There's a light
415
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,355
in that apartment across the alley.
416
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,357
Oh, that's Mrs. Sanders.
417
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,358
I know her.
418
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,359
Mrs. Sanders!
419
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,360
Yoo-hoo!
420
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:49,862
Yoo-hoo!
Mrs. Sanders!
421
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:50,863
Mrs. Sanders!
422
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,364
She can't hear us.
423
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,866
The windows are closed.
424
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,868
We got to attract her attention.
425
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:56,869
How?
426
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,370
Here.
427
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,373
(thumping)
428
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,875
That wasn't far enough.
429
00:19:10,265 --> 00:19:12,267
(glass breaking)
430
00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:15,270
That was far enough.
431
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:20,859
Too bad it wasn't Mrs. Sanders'
window.
432
00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:27,649
Oh, darn it.
433
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:31,153
She turned off the light and went in
the other room.
434
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:34,156
Oh, boy. That was a big waste of
time.
435
00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:35,157
No, it wasn't.
436
00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:38,160
The exercise kind of warmed me up.
437
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,162
Well, what do we do now?
438
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,175
Ethel!
439
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,176
What?
440
00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:55,677
Our troubles are over.
441
00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:56,678
Come here.
Give me a hand.
442
00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:58,180
Give you a hand?
443
00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,681
Help me move this.
444
00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:00,682
Move it where?
445
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:01,683
Look out, now.
446
00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:03,685
Let it fall right there.
447
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:04,686
Then what?
448
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:05,687
Right there.
449
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:06,688
Push.
450
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:07,689
Push?
451
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:08,690
Push.
452
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:09,691
Push hard.
453
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:10,692
There.
454
00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:12,194
There.
455
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:14,696
Put that box over here.
456
00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:18,200
Put the other one on top of it.
457
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,202
There!
458
00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:22,204
There what?
459
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,842
Yeah?
460
00:20:26,842 --> 00:20:29,261
We walk across there, and, and...
461
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,130
and go down the stairs in the other
building.
462
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,633
You mean walk across the board
463
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,134
five flights up?
464
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,136
Certainly.
465
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:40,639
Oh, no. Oh, no.
466
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,474
You do it.
467
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,393
Listen, Ethel.
468
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:47,896
I've already done all the hard work.
469
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,898
I thought it up.
470
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,900
Now, all you have to do
471
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,903
is just tippy-toe across the board.
472
00:20:54,903 --> 00:20:56,405
Oh, no.
473
00:20:56,405 --> 00:20:58,407
Listen, why don't you think of this
board
474
00:20:58,407 --> 00:20:59,908
as a foot off the ground
475
00:20:59,908 --> 00:21:01,410
instead of five flights up? Huh?
476
00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:02,911
Then it will be a cinch.
477
00:21:02,911 --> 00:21:05,797
If it's such a cinch, you do it.
478
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,799
All right.
479
00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:38,280
Good girl!
480
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,503
Uh, come on.
481
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,288
Who me? Oh, no, Lucy.
482
00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:47,789
I'm afraid to do it.
483
00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:48,790
There's nothing to it.
484
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:50,292
Really. Come on.
485
00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:51,793
Will you help me?
486
00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:53,295
It's easy. Yeah.
487
00:21:53,295 --> 00:21:55,297
Come on. It's safe.
488
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,802
Come on.
489
00:22:02,804 --> 00:22:04,306
Come on.
490
00:22:04,306 --> 00:22:05,307
(screaming)
491
00:22:05,307 --> 00:22:06,308
Don't!
492
00:22:06,308 --> 00:22:08,643
Don't look down!
Don't look down!
493
00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:10,612
Don't look down.
494
00:22:14,616 --> 00:22:16,618
Am I getting there, Lucy?
495
00:22:16,618 --> 00:22:17,619
Yeah.
496
00:22:17,619 --> 00:22:19,121
Am I almost there?
497
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:20,122
Yeah.
498
00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:22,124
(screaming)
499
00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:28,380
(screaming)
500
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:31,249
(crashing)
501
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,092
(yawning)
502
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:17,095
Wonder what time it is.
503
00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:20,098
I wonder what year it is.
504
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,102
Oh! Ethel, it's raining.
505
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:25,604
Oh, fine.
506
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,607
Of all the things, it has to rain
too.
507
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,891
Oh, Lucy...
508
00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:38,900
Look.
509
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:43,205
It isn't raining out there.
510
00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:45,123
You see the pave..?
511
00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:47,125
Ricky!
512
00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:49,127
(laughing)
513
00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:58,637
How did you get up there?
514
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,639
Same way you did.
515
00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:03,141
How did you know we were up here?
516
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:05,644
Mrs. Sanders across the street
phoned.
517
00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:08,146
Well, what happened to your dates?
518
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:11,149
What happened to your dates?
519
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,150
Never mind that.
520
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:13,018
This whole thing
521
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:14,519
was your idea.
522
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:17,022
Well, it was a lousy idea.
523
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:21,326
I don't like having a vacation from
marriage.
524
00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:23,495
I want to be in a rut with you.
525
00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:26,331
And I want to be in a rut with you.
526
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,333
(laughing)
527
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:19,918
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