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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,867 --> 00:00:16,067 (throbbing dance music in distance) 2 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:21,833 (indistinct talking) 3 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:54,867 (throbbing dance music) 4 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,400 - ET. 5 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:16,933 - Hey. 6 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,467 - Image for the club. 7 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,567 - What's that? 8 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,700 - The new image. 9 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,600 Everyone looks on it. 10 00:01:28,533 --> 00:01:29,833 What you think? 11 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:31,233 Is it slippy enough for her? 12 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:32,700 That's my think. 13 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:55,200 (throbbing dance music) 14 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,233 (quiet tapping) 15 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:06,667 - I'm bored. 16 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,900 Anybody fancy a pint? 17 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,767 (throbbing dance music) 18 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,367 (distorted music) 19 00:04:08,533 --> 00:04:09,700 - You wearing him out so. 20 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,067 You ought to come and try the big boys. 21 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,267 (Zack retches) 22 00:04:44,733 --> 00:04:47,233 (Zack gasps) 23 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,900 -[Man] You alright in there, mate? 24 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:10,233 - Are you coming? 25 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:11,067 I'm gasping. 26 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,367 - Okay. 27 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:13,467 What's the matter? 28 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:13,700 Party been canceled, has it? 29 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,200 - No sir, I've got a drugs bust at a club. 30 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:17,533 The Tribal Pulse. 31 00:05:17,633 --> 00:05:19,567 A kid's been taken to hospital in a coma. 32 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,367 - Right, Wieldy, you go to the hospital. 33 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:22,867 Peter and I will do the club. 34 00:05:22,967 --> 00:05:24,567 Well, I fancy a bit of the nosey. 35 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:27,533 I haven't been to a disco in ages. 36 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:32,667 House of God. 37 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,133 Deary, deary me. 38 00:05:35,233 --> 00:05:36,400 - Be empty otherwise. 39 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:40,200 - Now it's full of criminals and drug heads. 40 00:05:47,867 --> 00:05:49,133 Tribal Pulse. 41 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:50,500 What the hell does that mean? 42 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,233 - Chemical drumbeat, call of the wild. 43 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:57,967 - This isn't the bloody jungle, it's Wetherton. 44 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:01,233 (indistinct talking) 45 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:10,700 - Police, I take it. 46 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,133 - Oh yes. 47 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:13,267 - Detective Inspector Pascoe, 48 00:06:13,367 --> 00:06:14,700 this is Superintendent Dalziel. 49 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,700 - Superintendent, what can I say? 50 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:17,900 - The usual rubbish. 51 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,700 - Run a clean club here, spotless. 52 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,200 - What about the person unknown who fled 53 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,967 one of our constables, leaving behind 54 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:24,633 a Mickey Mouse haversack? 55 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:26,067 - Stuffed with amphetamines. 56 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:29,400 - That was outside the premises. 57 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,500 - Mister uh-- 58 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:32,367 - Snake. 59 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:32,900 One name, one man. 60 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:34,600 - One point. 61 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:36,367 I don't like drugs. 62 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:38,267 I don't epidemics. 63 00:06:38,367 --> 00:06:42,267 At this moment, we seem to have an epidemic of drugs. 64 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:43,733 I don't like that. 65 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:45,433 The press love it. 66 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:48,567 Now I could close you down, sunshine. 67 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:50,167 - It's Snake here, sir. 68 00:06:50,267 --> 00:06:51,333 - Good. 69 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:52,900 Well, you point me to where all this doggy doo 70 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:57,167 is coming from, or you'll end up in it, belly down. 71 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:02,533 Charlie. 72 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,900 How's the wife? 73 00:07:05,933 --> 00:07:07,167 - Still alive. 74 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:11,333 Zachary Graham, known as Zack. 75 00:07:11,433 --> 00:07:13,433 - Overdose? 76 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:13,767 - Suspected. 77 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,867 Teddy found him in the toilet. 78 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:17,933 - One of the kids tipped me off, Superintendent. 79 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:19,400 - Which one? 80 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,700 Which kid? 81 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,333 - God knows. 82 00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:24,133 They'd be here, just shouted it. 83 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:25,733 It's like a madhouse in here. 84 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:27,433 - I can believe it. 85 00:07:27,533 --> 00:07:28,833 - That's his mate. 86 00:07:28,933 --> 00:07:30,067 He wanted to go hospital with him, 87 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:32,067 but I thought the boss is bound to want a word with him. 88 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:33,433 Always does. 89 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:35,167 They might know who's supplying. 90 00:07:35,267 --> 00:07:36,900 - Quite right, too. 91 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:42,900 Mind you, she'd look very fetching in a nurse's uniform. 92 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,833 Game of two halfs. 93 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,600 I'll take the pretty one, shall I? 94 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,867 (speaking in foreign language) 95 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:53,767 Don't talk mucky, Inspector. 96 00:07:53,867 --> 00:07:55,633 Save it for the wife. 97 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,300 Names, please. 98 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,400 - Nicholas. 99 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,600 - Sophie. 100 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,233 -[Both] Richmond. 101 00:08:08,267 --> 00:08:09,867 -[Dalziel] Married? 102 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,400 - Brother. 103 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,500 - Sister. 104 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,167 - Related. 105 00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:20,067 So, Brother Nicholas, 106 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,467 how's the chemical intake these days? 107 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:26,133 - I neither use nor need drugs. 108 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,867 - Neither nor. 109 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:31,300 Most impressive. 110 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:35,500 How 'bout you, Sister Sophie? 111 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,867 - It's against my religion. 112 00:08:38,967 --> 00:08:42,067 - It may have escaped your notice, 113 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:44,867 but one of your number is lying in hospital. 114 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:46,467 - Hmm. 115 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:49,067 He's my, my friend, actually. 116 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,567 - Perhaps it was a bad batch. 117 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,700 Baking soda in with the ecstasy. 118 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,800 - E. 119 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:01,367 It's just called E. 120 00:09:01,467 --> 00:09:03,467 Tab of. 121 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:05,300 - Tab of. 122 00:09:05,733 --> 00:09:07,733 Thank you. 123 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,700 So where did Zachary score his E? 124 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:15,167 From whom? 125 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:20,633 You were with him. 126 00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:22,733 The friend. 127 00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:25,600 - I was dancing. 128 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,067 - You were with him all night. 129 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:32,167 You must have seen something. 130 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,400 What have you got to say? 131 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:40,067 Tell daddy. 132 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:42,700 (both laugh) 133 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,333 - We don't have a daddy. 134 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,333 Or a mummy. 135 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:56,067 - We've just got Uncle Henry. 136 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:59,667 (ominous music) 137 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:12,667 - Uncle Henry. 138 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,233 - He's our guardian angel. 139 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,333 - Oh. 140 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:28,067 (machines beeping) 141 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,533 -[Doctor] He's been anoxic since arrival? 142 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:30,833 -[Nurse] Yes. 143 00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,367 - And we're still waiting for results from the toxic screen? 144 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:33,600 - Excuse me, Doctor. 145 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,700 Detective Sergeant Wield, Wetherton Police. 146 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,067 - Well, if you're looking for statements, Sergeant, 147 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:38,667 I don't fancy your chances. 148 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:40,467 - Do you fancy his? 149 00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:41,900 - Zachary, Zachary Graham. 150 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,467 Our son. 151 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:46,433 - Mister Graham, Detective Sergeant Wield. 152 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,533 - Bearta. 153 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,300 I mean Zack. 154 00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:53,467 The last person. 155 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,867 -[Pascoe] Clean living was he? 156 00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:57,233 - No. 157 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,333 But, well. 158 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,800 - Well, he knew his way around. 159 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,700 -[Pascoe] Was he a dealer? 160 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,933 - We wouldn't know that. 161 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,200 - That's right. 162 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,300 ET and I are-- 163 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:10,267 -[Pascoe] Clean living. 164 00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:13,433 ET. 165 00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:15,533 - From the film. 166 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,067 You know. 167 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:20,200 He went to see it about 20 times. 168 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,300 - 23. 169 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,900 -[Pascoe] Okay, so you pair of goons don't indulge 170 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,133 in altered states, 171 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:31,167 but you'd have to agree, would you not, Boris, 172 00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:34,067 that there's a lot of it about. 173 00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:35,367 - Definitely. 174 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:36,567 -[Pascoe] And now your friend Zack 175 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,700 has become a casualty. 176 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,800 - Yeah. 177 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,933 - Now look, I'm not wagging fingers 178 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,233 trying to pretend that when I was your age 179 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:51,233 I led a blameless life untouched by Moroccan exotica, 180 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,200 but this is different. 181 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,667 Whoever sold him that stuff harmed him. 182 00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,300 Do you understand? 183 00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:00,867 So, who does the dealing here? 184 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,600 - Oh, I suppose I'm trying to get through 185 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,400 to you, Superintendent, is that, 186 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,733 it is a very secret world. 187 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:13,333 Nobody will tell you anything 188 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,867 because nobody sees anything. 189 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:20,533 They're all too busy waving at the lights. 190 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,067 It's a form of-- 191 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:25,067 - Worship. 192 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,333 - Worship. 193 00:12:28,433 --> 00:12:29,533 - Yes. - Yeah. 194 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:33,733 - You see for some, not me, 195 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,867 but some, ecstasy's like 196 00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,167 a holy wafer. 197 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,800 They stick out their tongues, they get a little touch, 198 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,067 and it's chemical heaven. 199 00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,767 (Sophie chuckles) 200 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,633 - You're so right, brother of mine. 201 00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,367 - I'm always right. 202 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,333 - You are. 203 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,067 You are. 204 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,800 - You. 205 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,667 Your friend Zack 206 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,900 could end up like a vegetable. 207 00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:10,400 - Poor Zack. 208 00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:13,533 He loved to dance. 209 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,200 - We come 210 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,333 and we go. 211 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,200 - How very profound. 212 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,300 - Can we? 213 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,133 - What? 214 00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,967 - Go. 215 00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,667 I'm dying for a pee. 216 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:30,333 - Stop me if you've heard this one, 217 00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:33,700 but I don't understand your generation. 218 00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:37,067 - Just leave us alone then. 219 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,433 - We've got him stabilized, 220 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,433 but he's having bad breathing problems. 221 00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:42,500 And his temperature's way too low. 222 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,600 It's not usual, not at all. 223 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,767 - So what's the usual for an OD? 224 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,667 - The body overheats, high temperature, 225 00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,600 muscles break down. 226 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,200 The big molecules of protein clog up the kidneys, 227 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,567 the brain swells up, and-- 228 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:58,933 - Bob's your uncle, Fannie's your aunt. 229 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,567 - Aspirin. 230 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,967 - That's what they all say. 231 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,867 - I've got toothache. 232 00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:17,433 (tense music) 233 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,333 (bushes rustling) 234 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:11,933 (machines beeping) 235 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,200 - He moved. 236 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,867 I'm sure I saw him move. 237 00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:26,600 - Mr. Graham, if there's anything you want. 238 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,667 - So, our intruder left that way. 239 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,067 But how did he get in? 240 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,500 There's no sign of a break in. 241 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,133 - No, and the door's always double locked. 242 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,900 - Pocket contents? 243 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,067 -[Mr. Graham] Pardon? 244 00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:54,133 - At the hospital, your son's belongings. 245 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:56,067 Household keys. 246 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:58,100 Were they amongst them? 247 00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:02,067 - No, they weren't. 248 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,167 Oh, dear me. 249 00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:06,700 At the time, I just didn't notice. 250 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,533 - Someone may have taken them. 251 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,300 That's a possible solution, Mr. Graham. 252 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:15,167 What was he after, that's the question. 253 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,333 - I wouldn't know. 254 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,767 I'm not allowed in, you see. 255 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,333 - Ooh. 256 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,467 Toothache, ah, sorry. 257 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:29,467 Real bad. 258 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:31,400 Mr. Graham, I'm sorry, would you mind, uh, 259 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,800 taking these aspirin and putting them 260 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,767 in a glass of water for me. 261 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,067 Thank you. 262 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,200 Mr. Pascoe will help you. 263 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:59,633 - Professional opinion, they're not soluble. 264 00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,733 -[Pascoe] Really? 265 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,333 - Hmm, let me see. 266 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,867 Ah, that's better. 267 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,867 -[Pascoe] Uh, where's Mrs. Graham, is she all right? 268 00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,667 - She's at hospital. 269 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,667 We take it in shifts. 270 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,767 That's marriage, I suppose, you take things 271 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,867 in shifts. 272 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,567 Are you married? 273 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,400 - Yeah. 274 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,733 - Do you have children? 275 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,067 - Just the one. 276 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,133 - Same here. 277 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,200 And he went away. 278 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,067 Then he came back home a few months ago, 279 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,233 said he was feeling low, a bit on the depressed side. 280 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,333 - Any particular reason? 281 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,067 - Oh, just problems. 282 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,767 (tense music) 283 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,500 - Sister Sophie. 284 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,600 -[Pascoe] You reckon? 285 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,400 - Oh yeah. 286 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,833 Who's she seeing through there, Dracula? 287 00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:08,233 Wieldy, what do reckon to them apples? 288 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,667 - More of a peach fancier, sir. 289 00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,467 - Uh, that was the hospital. 290 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:14,067 Toxic screen analysis. 291 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,233 They've found traces of potassium cyanide 292 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,300 as well as the expected MDMA. 293 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,967 Oh, and another thing they didn't expect, nutmeg. 294 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,133 - What? 295 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,333 - Essence of nutmeg. 296 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:25,700 It's a condiment. 297 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,900 - I know what it is, but it's not lethal, is it? 298 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:31,200 - Well, in big enough doses it can be. 299 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,300 -[Pascoe] If it was a bad batch, 300 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,067 we'd have heard about it by now. 301 00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:37,600 - So someone made them specially for Zack. 302 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,367 I think it's time to shake the tribal tree. 303 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:42,967 Derek Erskine. 304 00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,967 Also known as ET. 305 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,833 Slide out from under that Beetle. 306 00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:52,133 This ring a bell, Derek? 307 00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:54,300 -[ET] I don't know. 308 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,900 -[Dalziel] Your friend Zack. 309 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,700 It belongs to him, eh? 310 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,167 - Well, he was showing it round the pub, but, 311 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,833 you know, I didn't want to look. 312 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,933 - Why not? 313 00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:06,200 - I'm not a voyeur. 314 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,533 - Who's the man in the photo, Derek? 315 00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:10,167 - Dunno. 316 00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:11,333 Anyone, maybe. 317 00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:14,300 - Why would someone break in Zack's room to steal it? 318 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,900 - Did they? 319 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,067 No idea. 320 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,533 - This could turn into a murder investigation, Derek. 321 00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:22,633 - Murder? 322 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,567 - Yeah. 323 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:27,933 So think long and hard before you answer. 324 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,267 What can you tell us about this photograph? 325 00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:31,400 - Well, nothing. 326 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,800 Nothing at all. 327 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,400 It's Sophie. 328 00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:38,133 - We know it's Sophie. 329 00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,367 - Better watch out for her. 330 00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:42,067 - How do you mean? 331 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:47,333 You better be telling the truth, ET, 332 00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:49,967 'cause if I found out you're not, 333 00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:53,300 you'll be wishing you were back on your own planet. 334 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,467 - Look, I've got too much invested, 335 00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:57,433 too many mouths to feed. 336 00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:59,400 Zack and I went in deep for this. 337 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,467 This club is a goldmine, and we are going to take it. 338 00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,533 - Don't worry, it goes ahead. 339 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:05,933 A bit of patience, that's all. 340 00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:07,500 - We nearly had Sophie, man. 341 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,367 Zack was working on her. 342 00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:12,000 - Don't worry about Sophie. 343 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,100 - Why not? 344 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,200 - I've got Nick where I want him. 345 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,533 Believe me, Tony, it all goes forward. 346 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:24,267 Trust the Snake (hisses). 347 00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:27,033 (classical music playing) 348 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:29,967 (doorbell buzzes) 349 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,400 - Mr. Richmond? 350 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,467 - Hmm? 351 00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:50,567 - Detective Inspector Pascoe, 352 00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:52,067 this is Detective Superintendent Dalziel. 353 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,300 - Oh, come in, come in. 354 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,200 Call me Henry. 355 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,800 - The guardian angel. 356 00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,033 - If you like. 357 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,167 Go through. 358 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,267 (Dalziel sniffs) 359 00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:13,933 - Hmm. 360 00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,500 Yeah, that's me. 361 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,067 So what? 362 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:21,733 - Who's the faceless bloke? 363 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,733 - Who else could it be? 364 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:24,933 Zack, surely. 365 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,067 - How do you know that? 366 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,267 You on the camera? 367 00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:32,267 - Just a guess. 368 00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:33,800 I know my Sophie. 369 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,567 - You ought to try it, you know, Superintendent. 370 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,667 - What? 371 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,733 - Posing. 372 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:43,733 In the nude. 373 00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:47,800 You'd make a lovely centerfold. 374 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,333 (Henry chuckles) 375 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,933 - Are you a whiskey man, Superintendent? 376 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:54,067 - On occasions. 377 00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:55,800 - Malt, 25 years old, Glen Uist. 378 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,933 -[Dalziel] Yeah, that's a good whiskey. 379 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,067 - Can I tempt you? 380 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,967 - No, thank you. 381 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,667 - What do you know about Zack? 382 00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:04,833 Where'd you meet him, at the club? 383 00:22:04,933 --> 00:22:06,700 - We meet everybody at the club. 384 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,500 - It's our business. 385 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:11,900 - Home from home. 386 00:22:12,067 --> 00:22:14,867 - It's our club, our business, we, 387 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,500 we own it. 388 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,633 - You what? 389 00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:22,467 - Oh, it's all my fault, I'm afraid, Superintendent. 390 00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:25,133 Nick and Sophie came to me with a proposition, 391 00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:26,800 a business investment. 392 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:30,067 I put up money, they set up the club. 393 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:33,900 Snake runs the show, but these two are the bosses. 394 00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:35,800 I did have my doubts, but it's proved 395 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,067 to be quite a little goldmine. 396 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,167 - Mm hmm. 397 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,267 - And it doesn't worry you, 398 00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:44,700 all these drugs going down? 399 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800 Your niece doing it as well? 400 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:48,067 - It was fun. 401 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,867 We were trying images for the club. 402 00:22:51,967 --> 00:22:53,133 A new poster. 403 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:56,667 And it was just a little bit of fun. 404 00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:58,900 - Your friend Zack was poisoned. 405 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:00,733 Did you know that? 406 00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:03,233 It wasn't a simple overdose. 407 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,633 Someone spiked his tab. 408 00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:07,867 If he dies, that makes it murder. 409 00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:10,600 - Someone broke into Zack's house last night. 410 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,833 Seems their purpose was to try to remove your photograph. 411 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:16,067 -[Dalziel] So that ties you in. 412 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:17,633 - I don't see how. 413 00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,800 - Neither do I yet, 414 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,100 but I'll get there. 415 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,300 Don't you worry, Brother Nicholas. 416 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,667 I'll get there. 417 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,533 And when I do, 418 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,633 I'll be back, knocking on your door. 419 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:37,967 Uncle Henry's a funny bugger. 420 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:41,167 Good whiskey, but he smells like a tart's convention. 421 00:23:41,267 --> 00:23:43,767 She was wearing it as well. 422 00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:47,433 You can have the last lad, Boris, on your own. 423 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:49,533 - And what about you? 424 00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:49,667 - Other plans. 425 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,100 -[Nicholas] Poor Zack. 426 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,200 - Hmm. 427 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,500 Poor Zack. 428 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:06,667 - Sophie darling, 429 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,700 those photographs. 430 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,133 Not a good idea. 431 00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:14,367 - Just happened, Uncle Henry. 432 00:24:14,467 --> 00:24:16,467 I'm sorry. 433 00:24:16,533 --> 00:24:17,567 - Nevermind. 434 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,367 We all make mistakes. 435 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,133 (ominous music) 436 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:33,833 - Three years? 437 00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:37,100 Oh, well, doesn't sound far between check ups. 438 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,900 Now if Mr. Roskin can fit me in, 439 00:24:39,067 --> 00:24:40,267 I'll be very grate ... 440 00:24:40,367 --> 00:24:41,733 What, nothing sooner? 441 00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:43,433 Oh, no no no no, that's fine. 442 00:24:43,533 --> 00:24:45,233 Yeah, yeah, I'll be there on the dot. 443 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,600 Yeah, thank you. 444 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:47,900 Ah, Ted. 445 00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:49,233 What can I get you? 446 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,333 - Double scotch. 447 00:24:50,433 --> 00:24:54,600 - Two large (indistinct), please. 448 00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:04,567 - Boris! 449 00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:07,567 Someone wants to talk to you. 450 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:09,667 -[Boris] Is it ET? 451 00:25:08,767 --> 00:25:13,167 - No, it's Inspector Pascoe, here, now, waiting. 452 00:25:13,267 --> 00:25:14,667 -[Boris] Right. 453 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,500 -[Mrs. Waddell] So why the need 454 00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:18,867 to speak to my son again, Inspector? 455 00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:20,600 - He may be able to help us 456 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:21,967 in connection with certain aspects 457 00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:23,567 related to our investigation. 458 00:25:23,667 --> 00:25:26,600 - In other words, you're scratching around in the dark. 459 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,700 - I wouldn't put it quite like that. 460 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,400 - Oh, well I would. 461 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:34,300 I suppose you're duty bound to pursue every line of inquiry, 462 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,700 every possible lead that must be followed 463 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,667 and run down to earth. 464 00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:42,433 - You seem to know the jargon, Mrs. Waddle. 465 00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:43,933 - Waddell. 466 00:25:44,067 --> 00:25:46,067 Indeed I do. 467 00:25:45,867 --> 00:25:48,067 How's Andrew, by the way? 468 00:25:48,967 --> 00:25:50,967 - Beg pardon? 469 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,767 - Andrew Dalziel, how's he? 470 00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:53,867 - The boss? 471 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,733 Oh, he's fine. 472 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,367 - Still bestrides his narrow world 473 00:25:57,467 --> 00:26:01,167 like a colossus, like a giant sausage roll. 474 00:26:02,367 --> 00:26:03,533 - You've obviously met. 475 00:26:03,633 --> 00:26:06,867 - And you're obviously stuck with him, as I used to be. 476 00:26:06,967 --> 00:26:08,333 - Beg pardon? 477 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,167 - Oh, once upon a time, 478 00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:13,267 when he was but a simple sergeant. 479 00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:15,533 We were married, he and I. 480 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,567 Du, did you win? 481 00:26:17,667 --> 00:26:20,200 -[Boris] Not lops by myself. 482 00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:23,900 - There you are, he's all yours, inspector. 483 00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:37,467 - You took your time. 484 00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:39,067 - Well, I was out in Moreby. 485 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,867 - Oh, Moreby country. 486 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,700 Get posh. 487 00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:44,700 Any luck? 488 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,233 - Uh, not really. 489 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:47,933 Didn't recognize the man in the photo. 490 00:26:48,067 --> 00:26:50,167 Knew nothing about nothing. 491 00:26:50,267 --> 00:26:51,367 Waste of time. 492 00:26:51,467 --> 00:26:52,700 - Should have gone meself. 493 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,667 Send a boy to do a man's job. 494 00:26:54,767 --> 00:26:56,067 What do you think? 495 00:26:56,167 --> 00:26:58,167 - Boss, can I have a word? 496 00:26:57,233 --> 00:27:00,067 - You're looking at our new undercover agent. 497 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,800 He's not Bruce Willis, I grant ya. 498 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,900 No. 499 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,600 More like Talton Pole with Woodrup. 500 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,533 Anyway, be nice to each other. 501 00:27:10,633 --> 00:27:12,633 - Yeah, look, boss-- 502 00:27:11,467 --> 00:27:13,067 -[Dalziel] Later. 503 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,700 (Ellie laughing) 504 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,800 -[Pascoe] Then he shot off. 505 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,800 Couldn't find him after that. 506 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,533 - So what are you going to do? 507 00:27:20,633 --> 00:27:22,200 - Leave it, for now. 508 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,733 Any chance it begins to affect the investigation 509 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,833 then I'll just have to-- 510 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:27,300 - Tell him, oh, what a prospect. 511 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,233 Andy Pandy, what a laugh. 512 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:30,567 - No, not really. 513 00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:33,567 Had a word with Charlie Forbes, station historian. 514 00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:35,067 Seems that Sergeant Dalziel comes home 515 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:37,267 to find Mrs. D has flown the coop. 516 00:27:37,367 --> 00:27:38,833 - And who could blame her? 517 00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:40,833 - No warning, nothing. 518 00:27:40,933 --> 00:27:43,067 Word is, he took it hard. 519 00:27:43,133 --> 00:27:46,467 - Now that would imply he had feelings. 520 00:27:46,567 --> 00:27:47,733 - You women. 521 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,833 Merciless. 522 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:52,133 - Oh, but we're very sexy with it, sunshine. 523 00:27:52,233 --> 00:27:54,800 So, did you fancy her, Mrs. D? 524 00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:57,500 - Certainly not. 525 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,600 - Hmm, more likely jealous. 526 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:03,633 First wife, she was there before you, sweetie. 527 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:27,267 (dance music) 528 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,833 - Is everything alright? 529 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,233 - No problem. 530 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,867 - Friday night, like to flash at it. 531 00:28:39,967 --> 00:28:41,600 - I'm a vegetarian. 532 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:46,600 - Personally speaking, I can take it or leave it. 533 00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:51,333 - Two fingers. 534 00:28:52,967 --> 00:28:54,900 That's what the English bowmen needed 535 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:58,067 in order to draw back the bow 536 00:28:58,133 --> 00:29:00,067 and release the arrow. 537 00:29:01,067 --> 00:29:02,500 And if you were caught, they'd cut them off, 538 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,967 both of them, right off. 539 00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:09,067 And so it was at the battles of Agincourt and Crecy, 540 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:12,767 the English bowman, in order to prove his readiness, 541 00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:16,400 would raise two defiant fingers at the French. 542 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:19,067 Now that is precisely what I want us to do 543 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:22,133 with these drug traffickers and drug barons. 544 00:29:22,233 --> 00:29:26,067 Let them feel the full moral force of our fingers. 545 00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:29,133 We're going to raid this club and I want results. 546 00:29:29,233 --> 00:29:31,900 I want these criminals caught red-handed, 547 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:34,533 I want them banged up, I want them put away. 548 00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:38,867 And I want the press to reflect our glory, our triumph. 549 00:29:40,067 --> 00:29:42,633 Today's headlines may be tomorrow's chip paper, 550 00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:45,067 but I want that chip paper to read, 551 00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:48,400 "Police Anti-Drugs Crusade Successful." 552 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,867 Superintendent Dalziel will take you 553 00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:54,267 through the rest of the briefing. 554 00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:55,867 Good luck, men. 555 00:29:55,967 --> 00:29:57,733 Don't let me down. 556 00:29:57,833 --> 00:29:59,567 Over to you, Andrew. 557 00:30:09,867 --> 00:30:12,000 - Well, what can I do but 558 00:30:13,567 --> 00:30:16,067 echo the words of my superior. 559 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,033 (officers laugh) 560 00:30:21,133 --> 00:30:24,533 (throbbing dance music) 561 00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:12,600 - Take it or leave it, eh. 562 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:19,433 - Ladies. 563 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:23,767 - What's going on, Snake? 564 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:29,733 - Relation time. 565 00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:31,233 - Bit on the rough side, aren't they? 566 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,567 - I like that. 567 00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:37,433 - Remember who you work for, yeah? 568 00:31:37,533 --> 00:31:39,233 - You and your lovely sister. 569 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:40,967 How could I forget. 570 00:32:01,533 --> 00:32:04,767 - Whose side are you on, Sophie? 571 00:32:04,867 --> 00:32:07,067 - Didn't know we were playing sides, Tony. 572 00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:09,167 - Zack was playing sides. 573 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,200 - Shh. 574 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,900 Have some respect, eh? 575 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:16,067 - Listen. 576 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,533 Stop playing it off with the club. 577 00:32:17,633 --> 00:32:21,833 Give it up, or you are going to feel some serious pain. 578 00:32:27,267 --> 00:32:28,933 - I don't like pain. 579 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:33,300 (Tony gasps) 580 00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:39,833 - Right, now you know the drill. 581 00:32:39,933 --> 00:32:42,067 Keep it quiet, turn 'em over. 582 00:32:42,133 --> 00:32:43,833 And don't let 'em into the toilets, 583 00:32:43,933 --> 00:32:46,167 even if they pee their panties. 584 00:32:46,267 --> 00:32:47,867 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 585 00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,767 Charlie, how's the missus? 586 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,867 - Comes and goes. 587 00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:52,633 - Yeah, don't we all. 588 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,700 (throbbing dance music) 589 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,800 - Sir. 590 00:33:16,633 --> 00:33:18,633 - Have you got anything? 591 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,500 - Illicit dealing, sir. 592 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:20,333 - Where? 593 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,333 - Listen, I'll tell you where to find him. 594 00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:22,267 You go straight up there, up these stairs. 595 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:23,067 - Where? 596 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,567 - Straight up there. 597 00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:29,833 - Out of the way. 598 00:33:29,933 --> 00:33:31,933 Excuse me. 599 00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:33,700 - You two just go, yeah? 600 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,533 - Brother Nicholas. 601 00:33:38,067 --> 00:33:40,067 Come here. 602 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,500 Empty your pockets. 603 00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:53,367 (music stops) 604 00:33:53,467 --> 00:33:56,633 (patrons complaining) 605 00:34:10,167 --> 00:34:13,133 (toilets flushing) 606 00:34:14,467 --> 00:34:16,467 - Open up. 607 00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:17,433 Let me in. 608 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,200 - (male officer) Over here. 609 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,700 - All right, love, you just stay there. 610 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,833 - There's not much of interest here. 611 00:34:37,067 --> 00:34:38,333 - Turn out your pockets, son. 612 00:34:38,433 --> 00:34:40,433 - Yeah? 613 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,333 I've got nothing on me. 614 00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:47,900 - Looky there. 615 00:34:49,233 --> 00:34:51,067 We're looking for some. 616 00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:53,100 Take him down the nick. 617 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:55,933 - They're not mine. 618 00:34:56,067 --> 00:34:57,467 I don't know how they got there. 619 00:34:57,567 --> 00:34:58,833 I'm telling you! 620 00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:00,233 - Bloody hell. 621 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,200 - Steady on, love. 622 00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:06,400 Hey, Maury. 623 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,667 Bit off your old patch, aren't you? 624 00:35:07,767 --> 00:35:08,800 - Snake's done a runner, sir. 625 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:10,900 - We'll catch up with him. 626 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,133 - All small time so far, waste of effort. 627 00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:13,367 - Boss, there's something you ought to know. 628 00:35:13,467 --> 00:35:14,733 - Not now. 629 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:17,533 I've got other fish to fry. 630 00:35:17,633 --> 00:35:20,733 Right, Inspector Pascoe will be taking charge 631 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:23,067 of the operation from now on. 632 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:25,967 Any problems, you can address him. 633 00:35:31,633 --> 00:35:35,567 (dance music playing on radio) 634 00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:49,667 (music stops) 635 00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:02,933 Enough in this packet to mark you down, son. 636 00:36:03,067 --> 00:36:05,600 Not personal consumption here. 637 00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:08,567 A dealer. 638 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:08,833 - They're not mine. 639 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:11,067 I don't know how they go there. 640 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,200 - You're a pusher, Boris. 641 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,333 You scored from a source. 642 00:36:15,433 --> 00:36:17,233 I want that source. 643 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:18,900 I want names. 644 00:36:19,067 --> 00:36:20,633 - I don't know any names. 645 00:36:20,733 --> 00:36:22,167 I'm just a pastry chef. 646 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:24,267 - Don't muck about with me, son. 647 00:36:24,367 --> 00:36:25,867 I'm not in the mood. 648 00:36:25,967 --> 00:36:27,967 It's not a game, it's not funny. 649 00:36:28,067 --> 00:36:29,467 There's a kid lying in hospital with brains 650 00:36:29,567 --> 00:36:31,367 like a blancmange because of what you did to him. 651 00:36:31,467 --> 00:36:32,967 - I've never harmed anybody! 652 00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:34,200 - You sold drugs to Zack. 653 00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:35,467 - I never sold anything. 654 00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:36,833 - Then who did? 655 00:36:38,067 --> 00:36:39,467 Who's the dealer? 656 00:36:40,767 --> 00:36:43,067 What about your mate, ET. 657 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:45,167 Was it him? 658 00:36:44,267 --> 00:36:46,267 - No. 659 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,300 He wouldn't do anything like that. 660 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,267 He's my friend. 661 00:36:49,367 --> 00:36:52,067 - I look at your and I see a loser. 662 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:54,100 Somebody who's going down for a long time. 663 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,200 Is that what you want? 664 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,200 - No. 665 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,633 - Then give me a name. 666 00:36:57,733 --> 00:36:59,233 - Sir, the suspect's mother's here. 667 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,600 - So let her wait. 668 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:02,700 - But she said-- 669 00:37:01,767 --> 00:37:03,200 - She's from Moreby. 670 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:05,067 Don't be afraid of posh, son. 671 00:37:05,133 --> 00:37:07,233 They use the toilet same as the rest of us, now get out. 672 00:37:07,333 --> 00:37:09,133 - No, but she had a message for you. 673 00:37:09,233 --> 00:37:11,233 She said. 674 00:37:11,933 --> 00:37:13,233 - What? 675 00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:17,500 - She said, tell him to get his fat backside out here. 676 00:37:27,867 --> 00:37:29,867 Sir, what about the suspect? 677 00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:31,700 -[Dalziel] You take care of him. 678 00:37:35,267 --> 00:37:37,267 - I never thought the day would come 679 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:38,967 when I'd have to look at your face again. 680 00:37:39,067 --> 00:37:40,467 But come it has, 681 00:37:40,567 --> 00:37:44,333 and I'm burned to see it's not got better over the years. 682 00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:46,067 And why should it? 683 00:37:46,167 --> 00:37:50,367 The gargoyles of Notre Dame don't change, why should you? 684 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,900 - Come with me. 685 00:38:00,567 --> 00:38:02,167 I do not have a fat backside. 686 00:38:02,267 --> 00:38:04,267 - Really? 687 00:38:03,133 --> 00:38:05,100 - Generous, ample even, but not fat. 688 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,633 - You have my son, Boris, in custody. 689 00:38:07,733 --> 00:38:08,900 - Yes I do. 690 00:38:09,067 --> 00:38:11,267 But I didn't know he was yours until just now. 691 00:38:11,367 --> 00:38:13,467 Poor lad, no wonder he talks funny. 692 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:16,700 (knocking on door) 693 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,167 - Where's Superintendent Dalziel? 694 00:38:18,267 --> 00:38:20,233 - With the suspect's mum. 695 00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:23,700 - Could I have a glass of water, please? 696 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:30,333 - Didn't your inspector tell you after his little visit? 697 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:32,300 - No, he did not. 698 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,067 So he knew, did he? 699 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,733 Not that it would make any difference. 700 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,267 - Not that it would. 701 00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:42,433 - Your son, Boris, was in possession of a stash of ecstasy. 702 00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:44,433 Enough in number to indicate that he was in fact 703 00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:45,600 pushing them, a drug dealer. 704 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,700 - Now that's not true. 705 00:38:46,767 --> 00:38:47,833 - He had them in his jacket hood. 706 00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:49,933 - Well, somebody put them there. 707 00:38:48,967 --> 00:38:50,967 - Who? 708 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800 - Well, the police maybe. 709 00:38:50,633 --> 00:38:51,733 - I doubt it. 710 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,633 Anyway, unless your son comes up with 711 00:38:53,733 --> 00:38:57,567 a satisfactory explanation, he shall remain in custody. 712 00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:58,933 - You'll be hearing from our lawyers. 713 00:38:59,067 --> 00:39:02,933 - Oh, aye, the lawyers, same lot as did the divorce, eh? 714 00:39:03,067 --> 00:39:04,833 - Alan's away at a conference for the week. 715 00:39:04,933 --> 00:39:06,567 I want this sorted out before he gets back. 716 00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:08,667 - What's his full name again? 717 00:39:07,633 --> 00:39:09,633 I keep forgetting. 718 00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:09,767 - Alan Waddell. 719 00:39:09,867 --> 00:39:14,067 - Oh, yeah, so you must be Mary Waddell, not Waddle. 720 00:39:15,367 --> 00:39:17,667 I came home that night, you weren't there. 721 00:39:17,767 --> 00:39:19,633 I had fish and chips, a double portion. 722 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,533 And a bottle of wine. 723 00:39:22,533 --> 00:39:23,900 - It was time to go. 724 00:39:24,067 --> 00:39:25,267 - Well, maybe it is again, 725 00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:27,300 because I'm keeping hold of your darling boy, 726 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,167 and if I don't like what he has to offer, 727 00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:30,467 I shall charge him. 728 00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:32,567 - 20 years, and you've not changed a bit. 729 00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:33,700 - Neither have you. 730 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,933 - The only thing you've ever cared about in your life 731 00:39:35,067 --> 00:39:37,167 is this job, it's the only thing you're good for, 732 00:39:37,267 --> 00:39:38,967 it's the only thing you're good at. 733 00:39:39,067 --> 00:39:40,767 My son is innocent, and I know it, 734 00:39:40,867 --> 00:39:42,400 and I want you to prove it. 735 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,500 Go on. 736 00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:45,967 Show me how good you are, Andrew, at your job. 737 00:39:46,067 --> 00:39:48,967 Find the guilty party and set my son free. 738 00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:52,633 And then maybe I'll kiss your fat backside. 739 00:39:58,633 --> 00:39:59,900 - Uh, boss, I'm sorry-- 740 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 - Sorry? 741 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,033 That woman's got a tongue like ham slice 742 00:40:04,133 --> 00:40:06,567 and dipped in arsenic, and you, 743 00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:09,100 you had me walk in there with me flanks uncovered. 744 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,200 - I tried to tell you. 745 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,467 - Well, you didn't try hard enough. 746 00:40:12,567 --> 00:40:14,567 I don't ask much of people, 747 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:19,167 but I expect to get stitched up by me own man. 748 00:40:19,267 --> 00:40:21,267 What! 749 00:40:21,033 --> 00:40:22,567 - Hospital just called. 750 00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:26,033 Parents finally gave consent to shut down life support. 751 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:28,700 Zachary Graham is now no more. 752 00:40:39,767 --> 00:40:42,733 (melancholy music) 753 00:41:02,067 --> 00:41:03,400 - So, he's dead. 754 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,833 Zachary Graham is no more. 755 00:41:13,267 --> 00:41:15,533 And your troubles are just beginning. 756 00:41:15,633 --> 00:41:17,533 - I did nothing bad. 757 00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:19,200 I'm a pastry chef. 758 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,200 - Your friends, 759 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:25,433 Nick, Sophie. 760 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:27,867 - What about them? 761 00:41:29,067 --> 00:41:31,567 - When I talk to them, 762 00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:35,433 it feels like they're somewhere else. 763 00:41:35,533 --> 00:41:37,467 You know, like a 764 00:41:37,567 --> 00:41:39,100 parallel universe. 765 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,067 - Sophie likes to dance. 766 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:45,833 - Would she dance on your grave? 767 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,200 - Yeah. 768 00:41:53,267 --> 00:41:55,100 Nobody gets near Nick. 769 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,700 - How come? 770 00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:01,600 - They lost their mum and dad 771 00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:02,967 when they were little. 772 00:42:03,067 --> 00:42:04,600 An accident. 773 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,267 Nick told me. 774 00:42:06,367 --> 00:42:09,400 He said they were drunk, dead drunk. 775 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,467 - Boris, if you're innocent like you say, 776 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,767 someone planted that stash on you. 777 00:42:17,867 --> 00:42:19,667 - Definitely. 778 00:42:19,767 --> 00:42:21,867 - The night we hit the club, 779 00:42:21,967 --> 00:42:24,133 Nick was standing beside you, 780 00:42:24,233 --> 00:42:26,533 then you moved away. 781 00:42:26,633 --> 00:42:27,867 - Yeah. 782 00:42:27,967 --> 00:42:30,067 - Could it have been him? 783 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,067 - I don't know. 784 00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:35,533 - Boris. 785 00:42:35,633 --> 00:42:36,900 Is he a dealer? 786 00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:39,967 You have to tell me. 787 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,233 - I don't know anything. 788 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:51,133 - Well, that's fine. 789 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,433 That's just fine by me. 790 00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:01,367 You'll be charged, brought to trial, 791 00:43:01,467 --> 00:43:03,233 found guilty, 792 00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:05,467 your mother weeping. 793 00:43:05,567 --> 00:43:08,467 Oh aye, she'll be weeping, 794 00:43:08,567 --> 00:43:11,367 and you'll end up in Strangeways. 795 00:43:13,933 --> 00:43:15,200 And believe me, 796 00:43:17,067 --> 00:43:20,633 never was a place more appropriately named. 797 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:24,467 Well, is that what you want? 798 00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:30,933 - I'm sorry, Mr. Dalziel. 799 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,633 - So am I, lad. 800 00:43:36,467 --> 00:43:38,467 So am I. 801 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,700 - Ah, Superintendent. 802 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,533 How goes the crusade? 803 00:43:44,633 --> 00:43:46,667 - Oh, uh, onwards and upwards. 804 00:43:46,767 --> 00:43:51,200 - Boris Waddell had his mother's lawyers on the phone to me, 805 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:52,867 either release or charge him, 806 00:43:52,967 --> 00:43:54,700 and certainly it's not release, is it? 807 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,800 - Well, no, but-- 808 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:57,433 - Good, let's get it done. 809 00:43:57,533 --> 00:44:00,700 - But just to make sure, I'd, 810 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,400 I'd like to hold off for a bit longer. 811 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:05,333 - You sure you're not letting personal considerations 812 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:07,367 come into this, Andrew? 813 00:44:10,933 --> 00:44:12,933 - Personal-- 814 00:44:11,767 --> 00:44:13,667 - Considerations. 815 00:44:13,767 --> 00:44:16,667 I expect to hear from you shortly. 816 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,800 (contemplative music) 817 00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:46,300 - Why'd you do it, Charlie? 818 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,833 -[Charlie] I didn't mean to cause trouble. 819 00:44:47,933 --> 00:44:49,200 I only hinted. 820 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:51,067 - You dropped me right in it. 821 00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:53,133 Why? 822 00:44:51,967 --> 00:44:53,967 -[Charlie] My missus. 823 00:44:52,867 --> 00:44:55,467 Christmas dance at the golf club. 824 00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:56,600 - What? 825 00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:58,100 -[Charlie] Well, you disappeared outside with her, 826 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,867 and when you came back, she had sand in her hair, 827 00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:02,467 and you had it all down the back of your pants. 828 00:45:02,567 --> 00:45:04,067 I noticed, observation. 829 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:06,100 - That was last year. 830 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,367 -[Charlie] What's seen is seen. 831 00:45:07,467 --> 00:45:09,900 - You've been bottling it up since then? 832 00:45:10,067 --> 00:45:11,300 Why didn't you ask the wife? 833 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,400 -[Charlie] She'd hit me. 834 00:45:12,233 --> 00:45:13,500 - I'll hit you! 835 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,867 For your information, we were both under the influence. 836 00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:21,667 We went into one of the bunkers and 837 00:45:21,767 --> 00:45:24,467 played at making sand castles. 838 00:45:24,567 --> 00:45:27,267 If you don't believe me, ask her. 839 00:45:27,367 --> 00:45:29,367 Ask her! 840 00:45:29,133 --> 00:45:30,667 - Alright, I will. 841 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,833 (melancholy music) 842 00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:02,333 - Ah, three fillings on the lower left jaw 843 00:46:03,533 --> 00:46:06,167 in a particularly parlor state. 844 00:46:08,067 --> 00:46:09,667 Only to be expected. 845 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:12,300 Three years with no check up, 846 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,733 and three years of pub grub. 847 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,433 -[Zoe] Sorry, Mr. Ruskin. 848 00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:19,967 - A little on the late side, Miss Patterson. 849 00:46:20,067 --> 00:46:21,300 - The buses were terrible 850 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,867 - But at least you don't get parking tickets. 851 00:46:23,967 --> 00:46:27,333 If you could prepare some amalgam please, Zoe. 852 00:46:27,433 --> 00:46:32,067 I got a parking ticket the other day in the high street. 853 00:46:32,133 --> 00:46:34,867 Five minutes in the chemist, out I come, 854 00:46:34,967 --> 00:46:36,600 and there it is. 855 00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:39,600 A young constable, standing beside my car, 856 00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:42,900 glowing with pride at his achievement. 857 00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:46,167 Now, I assume you want an injection. 858 00:46:46,267 --> 00:46:47,567 - Oh, yeah. 859 00:46:47,667 --> 00:46:49,933 - I don't suppose you ever floss, do you? 860 00:46:50,067 --> 00:46:52,067 - No. 861 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:55,433 - Flossing keeps plaque at bay, Mr. Dalziel. 862 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:58,167 Flossing is crucial. 863 00:47:02,767 --> 00:47:04,767 - Oh. 864 00:47:06,233 --> 00:47:08,067 - Yeah, okay, thanks. 865 00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:21,500 How was the dentist? 866 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,833 - (slurred) How'd you know I was at the dentist. 867 00:47:23,933 --> 00:47:24,967 - Mouthwash. 868 00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:27,233 Unmistakable. 869 00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,167 -[Dalziel] Shut up, (indistinct). 870 00:47:29,267 --> 00:47:31,467 - Mrs. Waddell's lawyers have been in touch. 871 00:47:31,567 --> 00:47:33,567 -[Dalziel] Screw them. 872 00:47:32,533 --> 00:47:33,800 - And we've just had a message telling us 873 00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,867 that Zack Graham's dad's shop's been broken into. 874 00:47:36,967 --> 00:47:38,233 It never rains. 875 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:40,767 - Wieldy, source it. 876 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,733 Who else did you tell about that woman? 877 00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:55,167 - Ellie, that's all. 878 00:47:55,267 --> 00:47:57,467 - She must be pissing herself. 879 00:47:57,567 --> 00:48:01,167 - Not at all, she's been very sympathetic. 880 00:48:16,233 --> 00:48:18,567 - Emptied out the drugs cupboard. 881 00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:21,433 Heaven knows what they've stolen. 882 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,967 - Burglar alarm. 883 00:48:25,067 --> 00:48:26,200 You have one? 884 00:48:28,967 --> 00:48:31,133 Then why didn't it go off? 885 00:48:36,433 --> 00:48:38,667 Did you change the locks? 886 00:48:38,767 --> 00:48:39,967 After Zack's keys went missing, 887 00:48:40,067 --> 00:48:41,233 did you change all the locks? 888 00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:45,067 - No, I haven't had time, what with, 889 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:46,700 I mean, he only ... 890 00:48:50,067 --> 00:48:51,367 Just last night. 891 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:57,767 Is there nothing these people won't do? 892 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,600 - What's the problem? 893 00:49:02,433 --> 00:49:04,067 - We can't get in, it's locked. 894 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:06,100 No Snake. 895 00:49:06,333 --> 00:49:10,133 If you see him, tell him to clean it himself. 896 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:22,133 (coughing) 897 00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:45,767 (intense music) 898 00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:04,833 (crates clatter) 899 00:50:27,033 --> 00:50:31,100 - Sergeant Forbes at the station said you might be here. 900 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,033 - A mine of information, he is. 901 00:50:34,133 --> 00:50:35,867 Well, here I am. 902 00:50:35,967 --> 00:50:37,833 What can I do for you? 903 00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:43,367 Bloody hell. 904 00:50:45,133 --> 00:50:46,633 Anniversary photo. 905 00:50:47,633 --> 00:50:48,667 Thee and me. 906 00:50:49,633 --> 00:50:50,867 Mary O'Reilly. 907 00:50:52,233 --> 00:50:54,867 Do you remember the first time we met? 908 00:50:54,967 --> 00:50:57,567 I thought you were a navvy's daughter. 909 00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:59,167 - I was an art student. 910 00:50:59,267 --> 00:51:01,500 Naive in the extreme. 911 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,100 - But posh. 912 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,867 I was your bit of rough. 913 00:51:04,967 --> 00:51:08,100 - Man of the people, salt of the earth. 914 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,200 - Dead posh. 915 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,967 Streaky bacon after you moved. 916 00:51:14,133 --> 00:51:15,800 O'Reilly's daughter. 917 00:51:17,067 --> 00:51:19,933 * As I was sitting by the fire 918 00:51:20,067 --> 00:51:23,367 * Eating bread and drinking water 919 00:51:23,467 --> 00:51:26,767 * Suddenly a thought came to my head 920 00:51:26,867 --> 00:51:31,067 * I never kissed O'Reilly's daughter 921 00:51:34,467 --> 00:51:37,733 - I'm asking you please release my son. 922 00:51:41,367 --> 00:51:45,433 - You can get him out on bail after he's been charged. 923 00:51:45,533 --> 00:51:48,067 He won't help me, so I can't help him. 924 00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:50,100 I tried, believe you me. 925 00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:50,867 - Oh, spare me. 926 00:51:50,967 --> 00:51:52,567 - A boy's dead 927 00:51:52,667 --> 00:51:54,067 because your son might have sold him drugs. 928 00:51:54,167 --> 00:51:56,167 - Prove it. 929 00:51:55,067 --> 00:51:57,067 - I shall. 930 00:51:59,167 --> 00:52:00,733 That's the charge. 931 00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:03,900 It carries a heavy sentence. 932 00:52:04,067 --> 00:52:07,367 I'd definitely prepare him a pack lunch. 933 00:52:12,167 --> 00:52:15,733 - You look like a bag of manure, Andrew. 934 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:17,700 I'll see you in court. 935 00:52:27,267 --> 00:52:30,767 - Another pint and a sausage roll, please. 936 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,367 - Have you started with your flossing yet? 937 00:52:37,467 --> 00:52:39,467 No? 938 00:52:44,733 --> 00:52:46,533 Here you are, cheers. 939 00:52:47,967 --> 00:52:50,533 (phone rings) 940 00:52:50,633 --> 00:52:52,633 - Yeah. 941 00:52:53,067 --> 00:52:54,133 Okay. 942 00:52:54,233 --> 00:52:55,433 I'm on me way. 943 00:53:08,267 --> 00:53:09,967 -[Pascoe] Used to be pennies. 944 00:53:10,067 --> 00:53:11,233 Pennies for the eyes. 945 00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:12,967 - Now it's tabs. 946 00:53:13,067 --> 00:53:15,300 Same as the stash on Boris. 947 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,067 Well, at least they can't blame this on him. 948 00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:20,600 Smells like a brothel in here. 949 00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:23,067 - Well, you'd know that better than me. 950 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:24,867 - I doubt it. 951 00:53:24,967 --> 00:53:26,267 So tell me all. 952 00:53:27,267 --> 00:53:29,467 - It's early days yet, but, 953 00:53:29,567 --> 00:53:32,333 saliva traces, marks on that cushion. 954 00:53:32,433 --> 00:53:35,767 Looks like somebody used that to smother him. 955 00:53:35,867 --> 00:53:38,133 - Why leave pills on his eyes? 956 00:53:38,233 --> 00:53:40,533 - Two fingers to the boys in blue. 957 00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:42,733 - Sir, I found something. 958 00:53:51,567 --> 00:53:53,500 There it is, sir, vomit. 959 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,133 Someone's vomited. 960 00:53:56,133 --> 00:53:57,333 - Undeniable. 961 00:53:57,433 --> 00:53:59,067 - Could be connected, sir. 962 00:53:59,133 --> 00:54:00,467 - Could be. 963 00:54:00,567 --> 00:54:02,533 Could very well be. 964 00:54:02,633 --> 00:54:05,067 We'll get a sucker out here to shovel it up. 965 00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:06,800 They'll love that. 966 00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:08,167 Now, um, PC um. 967 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,400 - Hector, sir. 968 00:54:11,867 --> 00:54:13,067 - Hector. 969 00:54:13,100 --> 00:54:14,700 Oh yes, I remember. 970 00:54:15,967 --> 00:54:18,900 Now look, there's a definite lack of witnesses on this case, 971 00:54:19,067 --> 00:54:22,200 so um, you see that window over there? 972 00:54:23,967 --> 00:54:28,067 My mother, my dear old mum, has a saying. 973 00:54:28,167 --> 00:54:31,100 One knit curtain, one pair of eyes. 974 00:54:33,167 --> 00:54:36,600 You see, behind every knit curtain there lurks 975 00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:38,600 a nosey parker, 976 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,733 a watcher of the street. 977 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:44,767 So why don't you go over there and find me a witness. 978 00:54:44,867 --> 00:54:46,233 - Yes sir, right sir. 979 00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:47,700 Right away, sir. 980 00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:55,567 - One knit curtain, one pair of eyes. 981 00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:57,500 - Something like that. 982 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,633 (man talking on TV) 983 00:55:31,233 --> 00:55:34,067 - What do you reckon of this, then? 984 00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:36,567 Found it under the body. 985 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,900 Gentlemen prefer them. 986 00:55:39,067 --> 00:55:40,100 Blondes, hmm. 987 00:55:41,467 --> 00:55:42,867 - Perfume. 988 00:55:42,967 --> 00:55:45,267 That smell at the Richmond house, remember? 989 00:55:45,367 --> 00:55:46,667 Uncle Henry. 990 00:55:46,767 --> 00:55:48,333 - And Sophie. 991 00:55:48,433 --> 00:55:50,200 She wore it as well. 992 00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:54,500 Let's not forget Sister Sophie, the blonde bombshell. 993 00:55:55,467 --> 00:55:58,500 (door buzzer rings) 994 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:02,767 (dance music playing) 995 00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:13,867 (door buzzer rings) 996 00:56:19,433 --> 00:56:21,167 - I'm sorry to disappoint you, Superintendent, 997 00:56:21,267 --> 00:56:24,367 but we've been here all morning. 998 00:56:24,467 --> 00:56:26,467 Together. 999 00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:30,567 (dark music) 1000 00:56:44,233 --> 00:56:47,167 - You're a natural blonde, Sophie. 1001 00:56:47,267 --> 00:56:50,200 - Do you want me to prove it? 1002 00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:52,700 - May one ask why your interest? 1003 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,333 - Oh, just a case of murder. 1004 00:56:55,433 --> 00:56:58,400 Your friend Snake, in his office this morning. 1005 00:56:58,500 --> 00:56:59,900 Choked to death. 1006 00:57:04,067 --> 00:57:05,133 - Poor snake. 1007 00:57:08,067 --> 00:57:09,333 - Snake's dead. 1008 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,967 - We found a blond hair on the sofa, under the body. 1009 00:57:14,067 --> 00:57:17,367 - Well, the world's full of blondes. 1010 00:57:17,467 --> 00:57:20,500 - Then Sophie won't mind a DNA test. 1011 00:57:21,567 --> 00:57:23,167 - There's lots of my hair on that sofa. 1012 00:57:23,267 --> 00:57:24,700 - How come? 1013 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:28,433 - We used to make out there, Snake and me. 1014 00:57:28,533 --> 00:57:31,133 - I thought it was you and Zack made out. 1015 00:57:31,233 --> 00:57:32,667 - Yeah. 1016 00:57:32,767 --> 00:57:35,067 Zack was beautiful. 1017 00:57:35,167 --> 00:57:36,300 But Snake was 1018 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,100 more inventive. 1019 00:57:41,067 --> 00:57:43,067 - That perfume of yours. 1020 00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:45,433 Snake's office stank of it this morning. 1021 00:57:45,533 --> 00:57:48,067 - Nothing I wear stinks, Superintendent. 1022 00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:50,133 - A lot of people wear that perfume. 1023 00:57:50,233 --> 00:57:51,733 - Including your Uncle Henry. 1024 00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:53,967 (both laugh) 1025 00:57:54,067 --> 00:57:57,600 - Uncle Henry doesn't use it, he makes it. 1026 00:57:59,367 --> 00:58:01,367 - He what? 1027 00:58:01,467 --> 00:58:03,167 - Richmond Perfumes. 1028 00:58:04,133 --> 00:58:05,233 His business. 1029 00:58:11,733 --> 00:58:13,467 - You didn't mention the pills on Snake's eyes. 1030 00:58:13,567 --> 00:58:14,933 - Must have slipped me mind. 1031 00:58:15,067 --> 00:58:16,867 Now Peter, refresh my memory. 1032 00:58:16,967 --> 00:58:18,833 Possible cover for a drugs factory 1033 00:58:18,933 --> 00:58:20,233 in the manufacturing trade. 1034 00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:22,333 - Three Ps. 1035 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,833 Paint, plastics, and perfume. 1036 00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:25,933 May I quote you from the handbook? 1037 00:58:26,067 --> 00:58:28,067 -[Dalziel] Just get in. 1038 00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:32,367 -[Henry] Superintendent, would you care for a malt 1039 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:33,833 while we're waiting? 1040 00:58:33,933 --> 00:58:36,067 - I don't think so, Uncle Henry. 1041 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:39,200 - Such a waste of taxpayer's money, all this. 1042 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:42,400 - Sir, can you come over here please? 1043 00:58:45,767 --> 00:58:48,333 (tense music) 1044 00:58:52,633 --> 00:58:55,533 - Would you care to do the honors? 1045 00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:15,700 Uncle Henry, this way if you please. 1046 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:32,833 My, you've got more ecstasy here than at a brothel. 1047 00:59:36,633 --> 00:59:39,733 Do you, uh, care to explain all this? 1048 00:59:41,067 --> 00:59:43,067 - Certainly. 1049 00:59:43,467 --> 00:59:45,800 I create an altered reality, 1050 00:59:47,733 --> 00:59:50,167 then turn it into tablet form, 1051 00:59:50,267 --> 00:59:51,900 like Moses on the mountain. 1052 00:59:52,067 --> 00:59:53,133 - Like these. 1053 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,867 - It's remarkably easy for someone of my technical ability. 1054 00:59:56,967 --> 00:59:59,400 I assemble all the ingredients, extract from 1055 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,200 the essential oils, add a little bit here, 1056 01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:05,300 little bit there, pour it into the mold, and ... 1057 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,100 I suppose it's baking by any other name, 1058 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,667 but more patisserie than-- 1059 01:00:10,767 --> 01:00:13,100 - You make and supply drugs. 1060 01:00:16,067 --> 01:00:17,567 - Yes, I do. 1061 01:00:17,667 --> 01:00:18,933 - And Nicholas? 1062 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,133 He deals them out of the club? 1063 01:00:21,233 --> 01:00:22,267 - Oh no. 1064 01:00:22,367 --> 01:00:24,533 Nicholas has nothing to do with this, all my idea. 1065 01:00:24,633 --> 01:00:25,733 I'm the one. 1066 01:00:25,833 --> 01:00:27,767 I supply the dealers. 1067 01:00:27,867 --> 01:00:29,633 -[Pascoe] What dealers? 1068 01:00:29,733 --> 01:00:31,733 Who? 1069 01:00:31,733 --> 01:00:34,967 - I don't know, they just come and go. 1070 01:00:35,067 --> 01:00:37,267 - I don't believe you, Henry. 1071 01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:39,300 You're not into drugs. 1072 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,300 You're a malt whiskey man. 1073 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,167 - I could do with one now. 1074 01:00:43,267 --> 01:00:46,033 I wonder, could I tempt you? 1075 01:00:46,133 --> 01:00:49,533 - Uncle Henry, you're a cultured man. 1076 01:00:49,633 --> 01:00:52,000 You're not going to like it in the pokey. 1077 01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:55,133 Glen Uist they do not serve. 1078 01:00:55,233 --> 01:00:58,267 Now why make it harder for yourself? 1079 01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:03,067 - He's my brother's little boy. 1080 01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:05,300 - He's not a little boy. 1081 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,667 He's a monster. 1082 01:01:08,933 --> 01:01:12,100 (contemplative music) 1083 01:01:25,067 --> 01:01:27,067 - Sad. 1084 01:01:27,633 --> 01:01:30,800 We're hardly like each other any more. 1085 01:01:32,533 --> 01:01:35,767 - We'll always be like each other. 1086 01:01:35,867 --> 01:01:37,500 Terrible twins, eh? 1087 01:01:39,267 --> 01:01:41,267 Gemini. 1088 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:42,900 - Ah, that smell's disgusting. 1089 01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:47,267 - My little brother, John, came to my birthday party 1090 01:01:47,367 --> 01:01:51,067 with his wife and their two adorable children. 1091 01:01:51,133 --> 01:01:54,100 Aren't they adorable, everyone said. 1092 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,567 It was a scorcher of a day, Sunday. 1093 01:01:57,667 --> 01:01:59,400 Pimmers on the lawn. 1094 01:02:00,633 --> 01:02:02,633 Tricky drink, Pimm's. 1095 01:02:02,733 --> 01:02:05,700 Terribly English, creeps up on one. 1096 01:02:07,133 --> 01:02:10,400 John and Sue wanted to go home, but I said no, 1097 01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,800 have another, have another. 1098 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,300 I was carefree, it was my birthday. 1099 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,600 So to please me, they did. 1100 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:22,867 John was driving. 1101 01:02:24,067 --> 01:02:26,567 He always fancied himself as a fast driver, 1102 01:02:26,667 --> 01:02:28,133 Grand Prix stuff. 1103 01:02:30,733 --> 01:02:33,933 But the car never made the corner. 1104 01:02:34,067 --> 01:02:36,533 Turned over and hit a tree. 1105 01:02:36,633 --> 01:02:38,633 At speed. 1106 01:02:40,567 --> 01:02:44,767 Nicholas and Sophie were in the back, they were alive. 1107 01:02:45,733 --> 01:02:49,633 John and Sue were in the front, they were dead. 1108 01:02:51,133 --> 01:02:53,800 While I was sitting in my garden 1109 01:02:55,133 --> 01:02:56,767 as drunk as a lord. 1110 01:02:59,767 --> 01:03:03,400 - So you became the guardian angel. 1111 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,400 - I became responsible. 1112 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:11,100 - Somebody put potassium cyanide in one of these, 1113 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,667 and poisoned Zack with it. 1114 01:03:13,767 --> 01:03:15,800 This very morning, 1115 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,200 someone murdered Snake. 1116 01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:21,900 Left him for dead with one on each eyelid. 1117 01:03:22,067 --> 01:03:24,767 You responsible for that as well? 1118 01:03:28,467 --> 01:03:32,600 - I think I'd like to speak to my lawyer, please. 1119 01:03:34,567 --> 01:03:35,600 -[Pascoe] I don't believe for a minute 1120 01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:37,333 that Uncle Henry did this alone. 1121 01:03:37,433 --> 01:03:38,833 -[Dalziel] Maybe fool. 1122 01:03:38,933 --> 01:03:40,933 -[Pascoe] Then Nicholas will get away with it. 1123 01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,333 -[Dalziel] We'll see. 1124 01:03:41,433 --> 01:03:43,867 -[Pascoe] We've got nothing on him. 1125 01:03:43,967 --> 01:03:48,200 - I think I know a little dental nurse who can help us. 1126 01:04:08,233 --> 01:04:09,933 - Do you have an appointment? 1127 01:04:10,067 --> 01:04:12,233 - Do you have a police record? 1128 01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:14,333 - Sorry? 1129 01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:16,633 - We met in the club. 1130 01:04:16,733 --> 01:04:19,600 Didn't recognize you in your civvies. 1131 01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:21,967 But there you were in the book. 1132 01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:23,233 Zoe Patterson. 1133 01:04:24,367 --> 01:04:27,600 Quantity of cannabis, personal use of. 1134 01:04:28,633 --> 01:04:30,633 Cautioned. 1135 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:34,833 Kept in overnight and booted out in the morning. 1136 01:04:34,933 --> 01:04:37,467 No wonder you were late for work. 1137 01:04:37,567 --> 01:04:40,800 There you were, blaming the buses. 1138 01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:44,167 Now, Zoe, I was hoping you could help me 1139 01:04:44,267 --> 01:04:47,900 get a better understanding of the club scene as it were. 1140 01:04:48,067 --> 01:04:50,233 I'm sure Mr. Ruskin won't mind, 1141 01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:54,233 you and he being so friendly as it were. 1142 01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:55,367 Where is he? 1143 01:04:57,533 --> 01:04:59,700 I'll have a word with him. 1144 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,767 - No, leave him alone. 1145 01:05:02,967 --> 01:05:05,133 Don't involve him, please. 1146 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,200 Please. 1147 01:05:08,467 --> 01:05:10,267 - I take it he's, uh, 1148 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,800 not aware of your clubbing. 1149 01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:16,500 Getting arrested. 1150 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,600 Using drugs. 1151 01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:22,067 But even if he was, love conquers all. 1152 01:05:23,933 --> 01:05:25,500 - What do you want to know? 1153 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,267 - The lad Boris, is he a dealer? 1154 01:05:28,367 --> 01:05:29,567 - Not a chance. 1155 01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:31,133 - What about Nicholas? 1156 01:05:31,233 --> 01:05:32,967 Keep it honest, Zoe. 1157 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,400 What does he deal in? 1158 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:37,267 - Tablets, all kinds. 1159 01:05:38,433 --> 01:05:39,833 Always got a supply. 1160 01:05:39,933 --> 01:05:41,767 - I'll bet he has. 1161 01:05:41,867 --> 01:05:43,233 What about Zack? 1162 01:05:44,467 --> 01:05:47,067 - Zack has his own thing going. 1163 01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:52,067 I don't know what, but Sophie's in there with him, 1164 01:05:52,133 --> 01:05:53,800 and another guy, Tony. 1165 01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:55,900 - Tony? 1166 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:57,367 Is he another dealer? 1167 01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:00,667 - He's a lowlife. 1168 01:06:00,767 --> 01:06:03,367 Him and Zack came on strong in the club. 1169 01:06:03,467 --> 01:06:04,500 Real strong. 1170 01:06:05,433 --> 01:06:06,933 - Where might I find this Tony? 1171 01:06:07,067 --> 01:06:08,467 - I don't know. 1172 01:06:08,567 --> 01:06:12,500 - Don't move, Mrs. Nugent, I won't be a moment. 1173 01:06:15,067 --> 01:06:16,333 Miss Patterson? 1174 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:22,167 (phone ringing) 1175 01:06:24,233 --> 01:06:25,767 - Hello. 1176 01:06:25,867 --> 01:06:27,667 Thank you for your condolences. 1177 01:06:27,767 --> 01:06:30,800 No no no no no, it's not convenient right now. 1178 01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:32,300 Call back later. 1179 01:06:39,967 --> 01:06:42,400 -[Zoe] That's him, Tony. 1180 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,767 - Tony who? 1181 01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:46,400 -[Zoe] Don't know, just Tony. 1182 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,833 Can I go now? 1183 01:06:48,933 --> 01:06:50,933 - Yeah. 1184 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,900 I'd like to give you a lift back, but uh, 1185 01:06:53,067 --> 01:06:55,800 there's an excellent bus service. 1186 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:07,067 (tense music) 1187 01:07:11,433 --> 01:07:12,833 Now why's he going in there, 1188 01:07:12,933 --> 01:07:15,633 and he hasn't even got a wreath. 1189 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:33,667 (tense music) 1190 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:02,867 - Could be a different kind of assignation. 1191 01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:06,400 There's a lot of cruising done in cemeteries. 1192 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,367 - Cruising in the crypts, eh? 1193 01:08:08,467 --> 01:08:09,900 I don't think so. 1194 01:08:22,367 --> 01:08:24,867 (tense music) 1195 01:08:29,567 --> 01:08:33,167 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 1196 01:08:33,267 --> 01:08:36,067 (dramatic music) 1197 01:08:40,167 --> 01:08:41,367 Come out, you. 1198 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,433 (pounding on door) 1199 01:08:53,167 --> 01:08:56,067 (pounding on door) 1200 01:08:57,067 --> 01:08:58,433 - Who is it? 1201 01:08:58,533 --> 01:09:00,633 - Meals on wheels, love. 1202 01:09:08,633 --> 01:09:09,933 Good afternoon. 1203 01:09:10,067 --> 01:09:11,700 Is that your window? 1204 01:09:13,933 --> 01:09:18,133 - When he came back home, I knew something was wrong. 1205 01:09:20,067 --> 01:09:22,067 My son. 1206 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:25,767 I caught him stealing from my shop, 1207 01:09:26,633 --> 01:09:28,600 methadone and suchlike. 1208 01:09:31,233 --> 01:09:33,700 He told me he was in trouble, 1209 01:09:35,433 --> 01:09:36,733 big trouble. 1210 01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:39,800 He owed people a lot of money. 1211 01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:41,900 Bad people. 1212 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:44,333 The drugs, 1213 01:09:44,467 --> 01:09:46,667 that was what they wanted. 1214 01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:52,267 He had to give it them, otherwise they'd cut him up. 1215 01:09:52,367 --> 01:09:53,800 That's what he said, 1216 01:09:53,900 --> 01:09:55,933 "They'd cut me up, Dad." 1217 01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:59,400 - And you believed him? 1218 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:03,367 - You have to believe your own children. 1219 01:10:03,467 --> 01:10:05,633 - So he carried on, did he, 1220 01:10:05,733 --> 01:10:07,567 stealing and supplying. 1221 01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:10,700 - I had to help him, my, my, my son. 1222 01:10:11,867 --> 01:10:15,167 - You robbed your own shop, didn't you? 1223 01:10:15,267 --> 01:10:17,800 It wasn't the missing keys. 1224 01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:20,767 All that baloney you told Sergeant Wield. 1225 01:10:20,867 --> 01:10:22,700 You robbed your own place and had us 1226 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,800 running round in circles. 1227 01:10:23,633 --> 01:10:24,900 - It were Tony. 1228 01:10:26,067 --> 01:10:29,067 After Zack died, he rang up. 1229 01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:31,100 He knew about it. 1230 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,700 He threatened me. 1231 01:10:34,067 --> 01:10:36,500 But he said it was just the once. 1232 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:40,533 Zack had promised him, and he'd had people on back, waiting. 1233 01:10:40,633 --> 01:10:43,067 But it was just the once. 1234 01:10:43,167 --> 01:10:44,233 And then-- 1235 01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:46,867 - There's no such thing as just the once, Mr. Graham. 1236 01:10:46,967 --> 01:10:49,433 - How could you be such a bloody fool? 1237 01:10:49,533 --> 01:10:50,867 - He was my son. 1238 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,800 Zack's funeral, 1239 01:10:57,267 --> 01:10:58,767 I mustn't miss it. 1240 01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,367 I will be able to get out for it, won't I? 1241 01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:03,733 I will be able. 1242 01:11:05,967 --> 01:11:07,067 I'll have to. 1243 01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:12,067 If I don't go, he'll never forgive me. 1244 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,200 - I'll speak to you later. 1245 01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:25,300 Andy. 1246 01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:27,700 I spoke to the missus. 1247 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,067 - Oh yeah? 1248 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:31,633 - She confirmed the story. 1249 01:11:31,733 --> 01:11:33,433 You were making sand castles. 1250 01:11:33,533 --> 01:11:34,667 - That's what I told you. 1251 01:11:34,767 --> 01:11:36,267 - I owe you an apology. 1252 01:11:36,367 --> 01:11:39,267 - Oh, nothing a bottle of malt won't cure, Charlie. 1253 01:11:39,367 --> 01:11:41,567 But next time, try to have more faith 1254 01:11:41,667 --> 01:11:43,233 in your fellow officers, eh? 1255 01:11:43,333 --> 01:11:45,333 - Aye. 1256 01:11:50,733 --> 01:11:54,533 - No, I ain't saying nothing til I've seen a brief. 1257 01:11:54,633 --> 01:11:56,567 - Can I have a word? 1258 01:11:56,667 --> 01:11:58,533 Stay with him, Wieldy. 1259 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,967 So, we're still on the outside looking in. 1260 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,633 - Bandits at one o'clock. 1261 01:12:10,733 --> 01:12:13,267 - Sir, I'm letting Boris Waddell go. 1262 01:12:13,367 --> 01:12:14,867 He had nothing to do with it. 1263 01:12:14,967 --> 01:12:16,667 I have the two guilty parties under arrest, 1264 01:12:16,767 --> 01:12:18,667 plus a self-confessed drug supplier. 1265 01:12:18,767 --> 01:12:20,233 I shall charge them shortly. 1266 01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:23,300 Make a great headline, "Police Sniff Out Drug Factory." 1267 01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:26,267 Be on your desk first thing in the morning sir, game over. 1268 01:12:26,367 --> 01:12:28,400 - I knew you'd come through, Superintendent. 1269 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:29,767 Well done. 1270 01:12:29,867 --> 01:12:31,233 One thing, though. 1271 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:34,833 Game over, but the crusade goes on, eh? 1272 01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:36,667 Onwards and upwards. 1273 01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:40,267 - Got it, sir. 1274 01:12:39,233 --> 01:12:41,233 Cracked it. 1275 01:12:40,067 --> 01:12:41,133 One knit curtain. 1276 01:12:41,233 --> 01:12:43,233 - Ah. 1277 01:12:42,067 --> 01:12:43,800 - One pair of eyes. 1278 01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:45,900 - It were an old lady. 1279 01:12:45,067 --> 01:12:46,667 She were afraid it were the TV license man. 1280 01:12:46,767 --> 01:12:48,367 That's why she wouldn't answer the door. 1281 01:12:48,467 --> 01:12:50,867 But she were no match for my subterfuge. 1282 01:12:50,967 --> 01:12:53,067 - It's been a long day, Hector. 1283 01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:56,533 - Oh, got you sir, cut to the Greek, eh. 1284 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,367 - They're ready for you, Derek. 1285 01:13:07,267 --> 01:13:10,100 - Derek the Dazzler, ecological magician. 1286 01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:11,300 What the hell's that? 1287 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,500 - Sponsored by the Council. 1288 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:16,333 - They have a lot to answer for. 1289 01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:20,267 (children shouting) 1290 01:13:20,367 --> 01:13:21,500 - That's right. 1291 01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:23,967 Now do any of you know any special magic powerful words? 1292 01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:26,067 -[Kids] Abracadabra. 1293 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:26,467 - Abracadabra, that's right. 1294 01:13:26,567 --> 01:13:29,300 Now that's a very special magic word because look, 1295 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,333 it can turn my magic cane here into 1296 01:13:32,433 --> 01:13:34,467 a beautiful green scarf. 1297 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:36,567 - Oh. 1298 01:13:36,667 --> 01:13:38,067 Just like that. 1299 01:13:38,133 --> 01:13:39,433 - Don't, no don't throw it at me. 1300 01:13:39,533 --> 01:13:41,533 Oh, oh. 1301 01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:42,333 Oh, my hand. 1302 01:13:43,267 --> 01:13:44,633 -[Pascoe] It was you wasn't it? 1303 01:13:44,733 --> 01:13:47,533 - With your little cloak. 1304 01:13:47,633 --> 01:13:48,967 That girl Sophie 1305 01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:53,233 couldn't tell the truth to save her life. 1306 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,133 - You want to tell us about it, Derek? 1307 01:13:57,233 --> 01:13:59,200 - It, well, we were ... 1308 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:03,567 We took these tabs, right? 1309 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:05,933 Acid, E, I don't know what. 1310 01:14:07,133 --> 01:14:08,567 Sophie and I, not Nick. 1311 01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:10,067 Nick never does. 1312 01:14:11,300 --> 01:14:12,900 It got out of hand. 1313 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:17,667 She come pulling me on, you know, 1314 01:14:17,767 --> 01:14:20,267 I've never done that before, never. 1315 01:14:20,367 --> 01:14:22,867 - Then Zack got hold of the photos. 1316 01:14:22,967 --> 01:14:24,967 - Yeah. 1317 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,933 Sophie gave it to him. 1318 01:14:27,067 --> 01:14:28,533 Thought it funny. 1319 01:14:30,267 --> 01:14:32,733 He was going to use it, you know, new image for the club. 1320 01:14:32,833 --> 01:14:34,200 Fliers, posters. 1321 01:14:36,433 --> 01:14:38,467 Everybody would look at it. 1322 01:14:38,567 --> 01:14:40,233 Everybody would see. 1323 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,800 - So what happened? 1324 01:14:44,133 --> 01:14:45,633 - I watched Zack. 1325 01:14:45,733 --> 01:14:47,367 He were dancing. 1326 01:14:47,467 --> 01:14:48,833 He was so wrecked. 1327 01:14:48,933 --> 01:14:51,900 Ran into the toilets after a while. 1328 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:55,067 I followed him in. 1329 01:14:56,067 --> 01:14:59,100 I got his keys, and I took the photos. 1330 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,067 -[Pascoe] So you used his keys to get into the house, 1331 01:15:01,133 --> 01:15:03,067 get the negatives, and finish the job. 1332 01:15:03,167 --> 01:15:05,167 - Yeah. 1333 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:07,200 I threw the keys in the canal, 1334 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:09,467 and burnt the photos and negatives, 1335 01:15:09,567 --> 01:15:11,667 burned them, burned them. 1336 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,067 - Why so upset, Derek? 1337 01:15:16,867 --> 01:15:18,367 'Cause you had to get rid of Zack to protect yourself? 1338 01:15:18,467 --> 01:15:20,467 - No! 1339 01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:20,367 I never touched him, never! 1340 01:15:20,467 --> 01:15:22,467 - Then why so upset? 1341 01:15:21,367 --> 01:15:23,267 - Well, I, I'm not. 1342 01:15:23,367 --> 01:15:25,367 I'm not. 1343 01:15:26,167 --> 01:15:29,700 - So you didn't knock off Zack, okay. 1344 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,500 How about Snake? 1345 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,600 - What are you talking about? 1346 01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:34,333 - You were witnessed at the scene, 1347 01:15:34,433 --> 01:15:36,200 you and your car. 1348 01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:37,967 You were there. 1349 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:40,067 He was murdered. 1350 01:15:39,133 --> 01:15:40,567 - No, I was only watching. 1351 01:15:40,667 --> 01:15:42,067 - Watching who? 1352 01:15:43,433 --> 01:15:45,300 Who were you watching? 1353 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:48,567 - I, I tried to get in, but, 1354 01:15:48,667 --> 01:15:50,300 you know, I couldn't, so, 1355 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:51,933 I went round, but. 1356 01:15:52,733 --> 01:15:54,733 So I looked in. 1357 01:15:53,833 --> 01:15:56,067 - What did you see, Derek? 1358 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,500 - Somebody. 1359 01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:04,500 Somebody pressing his face, a cushion. 1360 01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:07,933 They were dead. 1361 01:16:08,067 --> 01:16:10,067 - Somebody. 1362 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,600 Who was it, Derek? 1363 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:12,800 Who killed him? 1364 01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:20,400 - Sophie. 1365 01:16:21,267 --> 01:16:25,267 (crying) It was Sophie. 1366 01:16:25,367 --> 01:16:27,267 I didn't mean to look! 1367 01:16:28,467 --> 01:16:30,933 - It was Sophie killed Snake. 1368 01:16:35,733 --> 01:16:39,067 - Please, I need to go into the toilet. 1369 01:16:42,300 --> 01:16:44,300 - Go on. 1370 01:16:53,167 --> 01:16:56,267 Snake had something on Nicholas. 1371 01:16:56,367 --> 01:17:00,167 Sophie kills him to protect her brother. 1372 01:17:00,267 --> 01:17:03,400 Why am I not jumping up and down for joy? 1373 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:06,067 - 'Cause you will have known Nicholas. 1374 01:17:06,100 --> 01:17:07,267 - Sure enough. 1375 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,200 It's more than that. 1376 01:17:09,133 --> 01:17:10,367 -[Mrs. Erskine] Open the door, Derek. 1377 01:17:10,467 --> 01:17:11,633 - Me waters are acting up again. 1378 01:17:11,733 --> 01:17:12,933 - Open this door! 1379 01:17:13,067 --> 01:17:14,300 Do you hear me? 1380 01:17:15,167 --> 01:17:16,400 Open the door! 1381 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:20,133 What have you done to him? 1382 01:17:20,233 --> 01:17:21,333 - Derek? 1383 01:17:21,433 --> 01:17:23,567 Open the door, if you don't mind. 1384 01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:25,667 Derek! 1385 01:17:30,567 --> 01:17:32,600 How many have you taken, lad? 1386 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:34,767 - They all came back up. 1387 01:17:34,867 --> 01:17:37,833 - You'd better hope they did, sunshine. 1388 01:17:37,933 --> 01:17:39,400 Get an ambulance. 1389 01:17:49,933 --> 01:17:51,133 - He'll be all right. 1390 01:17:51,233 --> 01:17:52,300 More of a cry for help. 1391 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:53,933 - Yeah, but what help? 1392 01:17:54,067 --> 01:17:56,600 What have we missed that he needs help about? 1393 01:17:56,700 --> 01:17:58,133 - So we bring in Sophie. 1394 01:17:58,233 --> 01:18:00,067 - And Brother Nicholas. 1395 01:18:00,100 --> 01:18:01,133 - We've nothing on him. 1396 01:18:01,233 --> 01:18:02,633 - I don't bloody care. 1397 01:18:02,733 --> 01:18:04,167 I want them both. 1398 01:18:08,567 --> 01:18:10,267 -[Nicholas] Sophie. 1399 01:18:12,967 --> 01:18:14,967 Oy. 1400 01:18:17,167 --> 01:18:18,833 - What a pretty boy. 1401 01:18:19,767 --> 01:18:21,567 - What a pretty girl. 1402 01:18:22,733 --> 01:18:25,800 (door buzzer ringing) 1403 01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:28,433 Don't worry, my little sister. 1404 01:18:29,433 --> 01:18:31,067 Please don't worry. 1405 01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:43,733 (dramatic music) 1406 01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:04,500 - Yeah. 1407 01:19:03,567 --> 01:19:06,167 Yeah, I've got it, somewhere. 1408 01:19:06,267 --> 01:19:08,767 I was going to pop the report over in the morning. 1409 01:19:08,867 --> 01:19:11,400 - Well, pop it over now if you don't mind. 1410 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,267 - Alright, keep your hair on. 1411 01:19:13,367 --> 01:19:16,567 (laughs) Yes, here were are. 1412 01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:20,433 Lab report, blond hair in Snake's office. 1413 01:19:20,533 --> 01:19:22,467 Um, well, it's not human. 1414 01:19:22,567 --> 01:19:24,833 - Well, what is it then, alien? 1415 01:19:24,933 --> 01:19:27,533 - No, it's just, it's synthetic. 1416 01:19:27,633 --> 01:19:29,067 Cheap imitation. 1417 01:19:30,567 --> 01:19:31,600 - Thank you. 1418 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:38,967 I think I know why ET got himself so upset. 1419 01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:41,133 What a laugh. 1420 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:46,067 Here I am worrying my guts about who the man was in this, 1421 01:19:46,167 --> 01:19:49,433 and I should have been thinking about the blonde. 1422 01:19:49,533 --> 01:19:52,167 It isn't Sophie, it's Nicholas. 1423 01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,300 He had a wig. 1424 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,833 He put it on to look like her. 1425 01:19:57,933 --> 01:20:00,100 So all the time ET thought it was Sophie 1426 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,733 cuddling and squeezing at his back, 1427 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:05,300 and it was her darling brother. 1428 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,700 - No wonder he was so desperate 1429 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,833 to get ahold of the negatives. 1430 01:20:09,933 --> 01:20:12,400 (scratching) 1431 01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:35,067 - Lot of people die around you, don't they, Sophie? 1432 01:20:35,167 --> 01:20:37,167 Zack. 1433 01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,833 Snake. 1434 01:20:39,533 --> 01:20:40,633 Your parents. 1435 01:20:43,433 --> 01:20:45,433 - Nicholas! 1436 01:20:45,267 --> 01:20:48,900 - Must have been traumatic, your age. 1437 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,133 You and Nicholas. 1438 01:20:51,233 --> 01:20:52,667 Alone in the car. 1439 01:20:53,833 --> 01:20:55,067 - Nicholas! 1440 01:20:55,167 --> 01:20:56,533 Nicholas! 1441 01:20:56,633 --> 01:20:58,300 - The suspect has now got up. 1442 01:20:58,400 --> 01:20:59,433 - I want to get out. 1443 01:20:59,533 --> 01:21:02,433 - She's moving around the room in an agitated state. 1444 01:21:02,533 --> 01:21:04,533 She's picking up the chair and putting it back. 1445 01:21:04,633 --> 01:21:06,467 -[Pascoe] He can't hear you, Sophie. 1446 01:21:06,567 --> 01:21:08,067 You're on your own. 1447 01:21:08,133 --> 01:21:09,867 - But he said this would be easy. 1448 01:21:09,967 --> 01:21:12,333 He told me what to say. 1449 01:21:12,433 --> 01:21:14,767 - What was it like, Sophie? 1450 01:21:14,867 --> 01:21:16,067 Was it cold? 1451 01:21:16,167 --> 01:21:18,167 - No. 1452 01:21:17,067 --> 01:21:18,100 - Was it wet? 1453 01:21:19,067 --> 01:21:21,067 Were you crying? 1454 01:21:20,067 --> 01:21:22,067 - No, no. 1455 01:21:22,067 --> 01:21:24,567 - It's the silence, isn't it? 1456 01:21:24,667 --> 01:21:26,500 After the crash. 1457 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,333 The awful silence. 1458 01:21:28,433 --> 01:21:30,233 - Please, I really, really don't want 1459 01:21:30,333 --> 01:21:31,733 to talk about this. 1460 01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:33,967 - And I think you do. 1461 01:21:34,067 --> 01:21:35,567 I think you've wanted to talk about it 1462 01:21:35,667 --> 01:21:37,433 for a very long time. 1463 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,433 We've got all day. 1464 01:21:43,567 --> 01:21:46,133 So why don't we talk about it? 1465 01:21:49,767 --> 01:21:51,467 Nicholas isn't here. 1466 01:21:52,767 --> 01:21:55,367 It's just be our secret. 1467 01:21:55,467 --> 01:21:57,467 You and me. 1468 01:22:01,233 --> 01:22:03,233 Tell daddy. 1469 01:22:05,967 --> 01:22:08,833 (Sophie whimpers) 1470 01:22:12,167 --> 01:22:14,967 - Daddy was across the dashboard. 1471 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,867 And Mummy was all curled up 1472 01:22:19,967 --> 01:22:23,200 like they were asleep but they weren't. 1473 01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:24,833 - How do you mean? 1474 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:28,533 - Their eyes were open. 1475 01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:36,500 Staring, their eyes were open, looking at us. 1476 01:22:39,533 --> 01:22:41,800 - Who closed their eyes? 1477 01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:43,900 - Nicholas. 1478 01:22:47,367 --> 01:22:49,633 Nicholas closed their eyes. 1479 01:22:50,967 --> 01:22:52,633 He couldn't bear it. 1480 01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:57,267 He had these sweets in his pocket and he took them out, 1481 01:22:57,367 --> 01:23:01,633 and he put them on their eyes, and then they were asleep. 1482 01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:06,333 - Sophie. 1483 01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:10,967 The wig Nicholas wore to like you. 1484 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:14,533 To look like his sister. 1485 01:23:15,933 --> 01:23:16,967 Where is it? 1486 01:23:20,533 --> 01:23:21,733 - He burnt it. 1487 01:23:26,833 --> 01:23:28,833 My big, 1488 01:23:28,833 --> 01:23:29,867 big brother. 1489 01:23:36,167 --> 01:23:38,167 He loves me. 1490 01:23:43,667 --> 01:23:44,867 He'll save me. 1491 01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:59,067 -[Dalziel] She's going down for murder. 1492 01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:00,700 - Don't be stupid. 1493 01:24:01,867 --> 01:24:03,800 - We have a witness. 1494 01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:05,833 Your friend ET. 1495 01:24:05,933 --> 01:24:08,167 He saw her kill Snake. 1496 01:24:08,267 --> 01:24:10,067 Cushion on the face. 1497 01:24:10,167 --> 01:24:11,667 Pressed down. 1498 01:24:11,767 --> 01:24:12,833 Hands tight. 1499 01:24:12,933 --> 01:24:14,567 - I don't believe you. 1500 01:24:14,667 --> 01:24:18,200 - She cracked up when she realized we'd nailed her. 1501 01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:20,633 Gave us a lot of rubbish about uh, 1502 01:24:20,733 --> 01:24:23,767 some photo with ET and you in a wig. 1503 01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:26,900 Mind you, 1504 01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:29,333 I think she enjoyed the chat. 1505 01:24:31,067 --> 01:24:35,267 Got all that stuff about your parents off her chest. 1506 01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:37,500 - Our parents. 1507 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:40,667 - She told us all about it. 1508 01:24:40,767 --> 01:24:42,467 She was quite upset. 1509 01:24:43,867 --> 01:24:47,067 But you want to know the funny bit? 1510 01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:49,333 What really made me laugh. 1511 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:53,367 She thinks you're going to save her. 1512 01:24:54,833 --> 01:24:58,067 She'll find it very hard all alone. 1513 01:24:58,133 --> 01:24:59,700 - She didn't do it. 1514 01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:00,900 - Nevermind. 1515 01:25:01,967 --> 01:25:03,933 She'll be in prison. 1516 01:25:04,067 --> 01:25:05,933 Pretty face like that. 1517 01:25:06,067 --> 01:25:07,500 Big girls will be queuing up for her. 1518 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:09,167 - She didn't do it. 1519 01:25:09,267 --> 01:25:12,600 - You sound like a broken record, son. 1520 01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:14,700 Anyway. 1521 01:25:15,067 --> 01:25:16,867 You're free to go now. 1522 01:25:20,333 --> 01:25:24,267 Sophie won't be coming with you, though. 1523 01:25:24,367 --> 01:25:27,467 She'll be with the big girls. 1524 01:25:27,567 --> 01:25:29,567 - I did it. 1525 01:25:30,833 --> 01:25:32,833 - You what? 1526 01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:35,967 - I killed him. 1527 01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:40,467 - Prove it. 1528 01:25:40,567 --> 01:25:43,400 (machine buzzing) 1529 01:25:44,367 --> 01:25:46,367 - His eyes. 1530 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:49,467 I covered them up with some tabs. 1531 01:25:49,567 --> 01:25:51,133 - Describe them. 1532 01:25:51,233 --> 01:25:53,233 - Double G. 1533 01:25:53,333 --> 01:25:54,467 G for Gemini. 1534 01:25:55,700 --> 01:25:57,467 Twins, Sophie and me. 1535 01:25:59,067 --> 01:26:02,633 - I thought you were the big brother. 1536 01:26:02,733 --> 01:26:04,300 - By three minutes. 1537 01:26:05,767 --> 01:26:07,233 You know nothing. 1538 01:26:08,067 --> 01:26:10,133 - Then tell us, Nicholas. 1539 01:26:10,233 --> 01:26:11,600 Help us to know. 1540 01:26:13,633 --> 01:26:14,967 Tony and Zack were trying 1541 01:26:15,067 --> 01:26:17,900 to take over the club, weren't they? 1542 01:26:18,067 --> 01:26:21,433 And you killed Zack to spoil their plans. 1543 01:26:25,733 --> 01:26:28,700 - I gave Sophie some tabs for Zack. 1544 01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:32,200 He died. 1545 01:26:32,533 --> 01:26:33,767 And Snake saw. 1546 01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:38,200 After the raid, Snake rang me up. 1547 01:26:39,433 --> 01:26:41,800 Tried to blackmail me, said he'd tell the police 1548 01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:43,500 that I killed Zack. 1549 01:26:45,733 --> 01:26:48,667 So I said I'd meet him at the club. 1550 01:26:49,633 --> 01:26:51,667 I got there early, and I waited, 1551 01:26:51,767 --> 01:26:54,533 and then I stopped him breathing. 1552 01:26:55,833 --> 01:26:56,867 He was nice, 1553 01:26:58,500 --> 01:26:59,900 when he stopped. 1554 01:27:02,967 --> 01:27:04,400 He was lovely. 1555 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:05,867 - Why'd you wear the wig? 1556 01:27:05,967 --> 01:27:08,067 - He'd been with Sophie. 1557 01:27:08,833 --> 01:27:10,200 He had no right. 1558 01:27:11,867 --> 01:27:15,600 I was Sophie and Sophie was me, we're twins. 1559 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:19,533 He had no right to come between us. 1560 01:27:21,067 --> 01:27:22,267 He's unworthy. 1561 01:27:24,133 --> 01:27:26,133 Only me. 1562 01:27:28,433 --> 01:27:30,067 I take care of her. 1563 01:27:31,667 --> 01:27:33,667 - You do. 1564 01:27:34,233 --> 01:27:36,233 You have. 1565 01:27:38,767 --> 01:27:41,067 - She's my sister, you see. 1566 01:27:44,067 --> 01:27:46,067 Always. 1567 01:27:46,333 --> 01:27:48,967 (tender music) 1568 01:28:03,100 --> 01:28:05,300 - Thanks to the grace of God, my own great good nature, 1569 01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:07,600 that you're escaping the shame, disgrace, 1570 01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:10,067 and public humiliation which are your due 1571 01:28:10,100 --> 01:28:11,433 and just desserts. 1572 01:28:11,533 --> 01:28:13,733 And if I catch you, if I catch you Boris 1573 01:28:13,833 --> 01:28:16,433 anywhere near drugs for the rest of your natural life, 1574 01:28:16,533 --> 01:28:18,167 I shall have your guts for garters, 1575 01:28:18,267 --> 01:28:20,533 slam you in jail so fast that your size 12s 1576 01:28:20,633 --> 01:28:22,067 won't even touch the ground. 1577 01:28:22,167 --> 01:28:23,900 Do you understand me, lad? 1578 01:28:24,067 --> 01:28:26,067 - Yes, Superintendent. 1579 01:28:25,167 --> 01:28:26,867 - Good, now get out! 1580 01:28:28,067 --> 01:28:29,167 - But it's my home. 1581 01:28:29,267 --> 01:28:30,733 - Get out anyway. 1582 01:28:41,533 --> 01:28:43,133 I believe 1583 01:28:43,233 --> 01:28:46,167 you are to kiss my fat backside. 1584 01:28:46,267 --> 01:28:47,600 - At a distance. 1585 01:28:49,067 --> 01:28:51,233 Thank you, Andrew Dalziel. 1586 01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:54,800 - Why did you, 1587 01:28:56,433 --> 01:28:58,200 why did you leave me? 1588 01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,600 What's this? 1589 01:29:02,433 --> 01:29:04,433 - A merengue. 1590 01:29:03,333 --> 01:29:05,600 Boris makes good merengues. 1591 01:29:07,433 --> 01:29:10,433 If I'd stayed, I'd have died inside. 1592 01:29:15,967 --> 01:29:17,333 Close your eyes. 1593 01:29:25,867 --> 01:29:27,867 Time to go. 1594 01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:31,267 (relaxed music) 1595 01:29:50,667 --> 01:29:53,600 - Not much of a family resemblance. 1596 01:30:03,133 --> 01:30:05,467 (inaudible) 1597 01:30:18,067 --> 01:30:19,433 - Feel a pint calling. 1598 01:30:19,533 --> 01:30:20,733 Let's go home. 1599 01:30:23,967 --> 01:30:27,067 * As I was sitting by the fire 1600 01:30:27,167 --> 01:30:30,367 * Eating bread and drinking water 1601 01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:33,367 * Suddenly a thought came to my head 1602 01:30:33,467 --> 01:30:36,633 * I never kissed O'Reilly's daughter 1603 01:30:36,733 --> 01:30:40,967 * Tiddle-ai, tiddle-ai, tiddle-ai-aye 1604 01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:45,867 ("O'Reilly's Daughter") 100306