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East Coast!
West Coast!
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East Coast!
West Coast!
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East Coast!
West Coast!
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East Coast!
West Coast!
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East Coast!
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How does if feel to
be the centerfold
for losers?
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Not this year.
Sharks all the way.
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ALL: Yeah.
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Just because you skanks
go all the way...
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What?
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...doesn't mean
your team will.
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Boys.
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One, two, three, four.
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(CHEERlNG) "J" to the "E"
to the "T" to the "S"
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Jets kick ass
from east to west
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All you do is shake your butts
Cheer 101 for stupid sluts
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Qe're the Qest Coast Sharks
And we got bite
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Qe got what it takes
to win this fight
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Jets, you stiff,
you dull, you old
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Your moves and motions
leave us cold
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Carson, captain of their team
A loser even in her dreams
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You said it all,
except one hitch
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She's a stuck-up, nasty,
stupid little witch
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You girls think
that you're ahead
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Our mascot's moves
will knock you dead!
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(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)
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(CHEERlNG STOPS)
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(SCREAMlNG)
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I am so psyched!
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No, really. This time
it wasn't a nightmare.
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AEYSHA: Busted.
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(GlRLS EXCLAlMlNG)
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Damn! We're gonna
have some fun.
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Fun? We're not here
to have fun, Ruben.
We're here to win.
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Do you think East Coast
is here to have fun?
Hell, no! So, no fun.
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Okay. I won't use
the "F" word anymore.
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Look, this year we're
taking the title and
going on the world tour.
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Hell to the yeah!
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Let's bust some
East Coast attitude!
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Reality check.
The Jets have beat us
three years in a row.
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What's your problem,
doom cookie?
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No problem. Let the
disemboweling begin!
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Dibs on their entrails!
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REPORTER: Cheer TV is live
at the Hard Rock Hotel
at Universal Orlando.
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And I'm here
with Pepper Driscoll
and Vance Voorhees,
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owners of the two
rival cheer camps.
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Pepper, can you tell
us a little bit about
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the All Star Cheer
Camp Championships?
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I'd love to. Well, this
year is extra special,
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because the winning
squad will represent
our great nation
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on a Cheer Exhibition
World Tour.
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That's right.
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And my teams will come
in at least first and
second place again.
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Pepper's camp has
both champion squads
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that epitomize the clash
in American cheer styles.
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In fact, last year,
one of her squads,
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the East Coast Jets,
with their traditional
cheer moves
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narrowly defeated
the West Coast Sharks,
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another one of Pepper's
squads shown here
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with their new wave
dance styling
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inspired by music
video choreography.
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In the cheer world,
the controversy
is brewing over
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what exactly
defines cheerleading,
precision or flavor.
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Speaking of controversy,
Vance,
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is the bad blood between
your Camp Victory
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and Pepper's Camp
Spirit Thunder
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related to your divorce?
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Of course not.
We're both professionals,
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and we handle
our craft seriously.
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Which is why I can
say that, this year,
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a Camp Victory team
will vanquish all comers.
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(SCOFFS) By vanquish
he means third again.
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No, this year Camp Victory
has a secret weapon.
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Bulltwinkle, you do not.
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We do, and I guess
you're gonna have
to wait and see.
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Well, we'll all see
in this Saturday's
World Cheer Exhibition
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right here on Cheer TV.
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All right, after
everybody unpacks,
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we need to practice
our home routine.
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We just got here.
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Yeah, and if we want
to leave here winners,
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it's going to take
practice, practice
and more practice.
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And after that...
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Oh, my God. Carson.
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I'm, like, so glad
you came back this year.
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Hey, Brooke,
of course we came back.
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After losing to us
three years in a row,
it's, like, so brave.
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Yo! Can we burn this
Least Coast trash?
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You know what?
They're not even
worth it, Aeysha.
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Give it up, Brooke.
We're not gonna
play like that.
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Oh, you mean
like champions?
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Yeah. Not really
your thing, huh?
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Practice in
10 minutes!
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Ta-ta.
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(CHEERlNG)
Qe're from the Qest Coast
The mighty, mighty Qest Coast
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Qe ain't got no fear
Qe're the best,
it's our year!
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Q-E-S-T,
Qest Coast can't be beat!
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I think it's
time for a little
guerilla warfare.
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Brooke, where are we
gonna find gorillas?
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Just follow my lead.
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All right, you guys,
spread out. Give it
flavor.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, four,
five and six,
seven and eight.
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One, two, and four,
five and six, seven
and eight.
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One and two...
Ignore them!
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Six, seven, eight.
BROOKE: Hey, girls.
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Oh, hell, no.
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RUBEN: Oh, shit.
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She's gonna go throw down.
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Yo, Paris Hilton.
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If you and this little
purse dog of yours
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ever pull that skanky
East Coast mess again,
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I will slice you like
government cheese!
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Aeysha, give it a rest.
Give it a rest.
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I swear to
you I will...
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I didn't know
the government
made cheese.
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She better watch
her back.
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What?
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You go, girl.
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You know what?
I need to rework
that transition, anyway,
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so free time until
opening ceremonies.
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(GlRLS SCREAMlNG)
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(EXCLAlMS)
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Whoa.
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Hey, are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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You kind of
got skid marks.
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Good. Now the police can
track down the stroller.
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Hey, why do I feel like
I've met you before?
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I don't know.
Maybe in a prior life.
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Well, I was thinking
this one, but now
that sounds whack.
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So, where are
you from?
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California. A place
called Eden Hills. You?
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Nowhere and everywhere.
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You know,
I'm an army brat.
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I guess I'm just
a regular brat.
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I've never been
out of the country.
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We just moved
back from London.
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Really?
We're going there soon.
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Oh, you're gonna
love England.
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You know me so well.
Oh, no doubt.
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Because, you know,
in our prior life,
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when we were guards
at Buckingham Palace,
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you were that
hottie wearing
that bearskin hat.
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Of course, all the
guards were trying
to hook up with you.
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Oh, right, let me guess.
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You defended my honor.
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No, I was trying
to get at you, too.
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Hey, you ever done
the Double-Dragon?
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What?
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(YELLlNG)
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Right. I got to go.
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Hey, hold up, skids.
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What if I want
to see you again?
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(CLlCKS)
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Number?
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916-555-0198.
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(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
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(PHONE CLlCKS)
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Cool. Now, I got
your number, skids.
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It's Carson.
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It's Penn.
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If you need help
wiping that off...
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Just so you know,
I'm not mad anymore.
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I MySpaced it all
out of my system.
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Now, hurry up,
or we're gonna be late
for the opening ceremony.
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Why him? Why now?
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Why who?
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Aeysha,
I met this guy.
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What? I wasn't even
sure you remember
what guys were.
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His name is Penn
and he's so...
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Carson, breathe.
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He's awesome and smart,
but in a good way.
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And he's hot,
caliente hot.
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Aeysha, I want
to lick his abs.
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But you didn't, right?
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No!
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I need to stay focused,
that means no cute boys.
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Right now,
beating the Jets
is my top priority.
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And you're doing
the right thing.
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I know.
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So, can I have him?
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Ooh, Penn looks hot.
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Just don't.
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What do you mean?
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I like your hair
that way, Chelsea.
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Oh, it's this new gel.
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My hair always looks
better when there's
something sticky in it.
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All right.
Who is she?
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What?
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The girl who's
making you stupid.
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All right.
Check it out.
I met her today
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when I was running.
Her name's...
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Carson!
Carson!
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Right.
Wrong.
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She's a Shark.
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She's the frigging
captain of the Sharks.
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And what did she say?
What did she want?
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Did she ask about
our routines?
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Yeah, right.
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Cheering was the last
thing we talked about.
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Penn, she's like
your sworn emeny.
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I swear it.
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Trust me.
She's not my enemy.
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Penn, you need to know.
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Carson's a two-faced,
back-biting,
man-eating Shark!
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Yeah. And guys
hate biters.
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Why are you guys
busting on me?
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Because you
don't get it.
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Yeah. I think I do.
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Don't flatter yourself, Penn.
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This is about our team,
about winning.
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So now what, Captain?
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Are you gonna forbid me
from seeing Carson?
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I would never do that.
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Good, 'cause it
wouldn't work.
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(EXCLAlMS)
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He can't date a Shark!
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Duh, Chelsea.
Watch and learn.
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(CHEERlNG)
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Hi, everybody.
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Qelcome to Camp
Spirit Thunder.
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(WHOOPS)
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This year,
we're so proud to welcome
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a new member to
our family, okay.
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I heard she's
really tough.
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Give a big Spirit welcome
to our new choreographer,
Chicago.
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Come on up here, girl.
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(WHlSTLES)
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All right, all eyes on me.
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Now, I want you all
to remember this
gorgeous face,
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'cause it will
haunt you in your sleep.
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Now, I believe in hard work.
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Qinning knows no pain.
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So, when I say jump,
I wanna hear, "How high?"
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Now jump.
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ALL: How high?
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That's what I'm
talking about.
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00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,505
Don't hate the
player, baby.
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Okay, seriously,
Cheerzilla is
a little scary.
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What? I love her.
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She's the kind of black
woman gay men emulate.
She's amazing.
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Qelcome your cheer-tastic 2008
Spirit Thunder instructors!
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Come on, guys.
246
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,635
That was
really great.
247
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,365
(CONGA PLAYlNG)
248
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,292
(ALL CHEERlNG)
249
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,262
Yeah! Aren't they terrific?
250
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,068
Aren't they wonderful?
251
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,363
Yeah!
252
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,437
All right.
253
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:37,278
And now, as you know,
we have a very special
tradition here
254
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:40,284
at Camp Spirit Thunder.
255
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,846
This spirit stick
was given to me
256
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,553
by the father of
cheerleading himself,
257
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,356
Herkie Herkimer.
258
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:54,422
It embodies the heart and
the soul of cheerleading,
259
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,901
and it brings the luck
of the cheer spirits.
260
00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:01,406
So, each team will
be able to experience
261
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,874
its powerful aura
for one night.
262
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,238
That's right.
263
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:14,309
And last year's winners
of the Championships will
have the honors first,
264
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,183
the East Coast Jets.
265
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,660
Go get it.
What?
266
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,593
Come on.
You do it. Go.
What?
267
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,153
Just a warning.
268
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:31,067
Lose the stick and you
will face the wrath of
the cheer gods.
269
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:35,402
I once knew a cheerleader
who misplaced the stick
for just one day
270
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,203
and she broke her leg
doing a simple toe touch.
271
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,538
Wait for it.
272
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,873
So guard it with
your lives, people.
273
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,139
Wait for it.
274
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,546
You will find good
fortune while it's in
your possession, Jets.
275
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,241
(ALL CHEERlNG)
276
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,149
(GASPS)
277
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,814
Cheer smackdown.
278
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,453
Words, shorty.
Use your words.
279
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,618
Him.
280
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,486
Abs Penn.
281
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,455
Go Jets.
282
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,522
Oh, girl.
You know a cheer Crip
283
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,568
can't be hitting it
with a cheer Blood.
284
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:09,497
All right. Everybody
have a fun and safe week
here at Camp Spirit Thunder!
285
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,678
You're a Jet?
286
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,806
Yeah, that's
a trip, huh?
287
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:17,871
Why didn't you
tell me?
288
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,418
What, that I was
a male cheerleader?
289
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,784
Sure. That's a real
panty-dropper!
290
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,053
Look, I didn't
mean any...
291
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,751
Did Brooke tell
you to play me?
292
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,588
Sucks to be you, huh?
293
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,126
Carson, I didn't know
you were a cheerleader.
294
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,754
Like...
And what's the big deal?
295
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,355
I'm a Jet. So what?
296
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,525
So what?
297
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,661
I cannot have an
inter-cheeracial
relationship!
298
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,205
(CELL PHONES RlNGlNG)
299
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,331
Hello?
300
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,500
VANCE: Greetings,
Camp Spirit Thunder.
301
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,770
Just a friendly
video postcard
from Camp Victory.
302
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,472
Looking very forward
to seeing you in the
Championships.
303
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,412
Qe've got a secret
weapon this year.
304
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,746
Say, Pepper, how many
of your kids can throw
305
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,981
a roundoff, back handspring
double-fold twist?
306
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,283
Oh, none?
307
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,412
(LAUGHS)
308
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,458
Meet the new and
improved Flamingos.
309
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,391
See you at the...
310
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,894
The Flamingos?
311
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,590
They can barely
stand on one leg.
312
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,928
Everybody,
it is all right.
313
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:14,302
Vance Voorhees is just
trying to psyche us out.
Okay?
314
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:17,501
And it didn't work
last year, and it's
not gonna work this year.
315
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,339
We always win.
316
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,275
Nothing's gonna
stop us this week.
317
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,406
Except the Sharks.
318
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,746
Your little trick's
not gonna work, Brooke.
319
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,786
Making sure I knew
Penn was a Jet
320
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,753
makes it that much
easier to resist him.
321
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:30,911
(EXCLAlMS)
322
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,285
I'm no player,
but I thought l
had a little game.
323
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:36,294
Sorry, Penn,
but I've only got
one thing on my mind,
324
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,728
and that is
crushing your squad.
325
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,464
Not even in your
dreams, Carson.
326
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,327
We're done here.
Let's go.
327
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,941
Hey, can you go on
spiritaccessories.com
328
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,075
and see if they
have the key chains
that light up?
329
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:04,246
If pink is the new black,
what's the new pink?
330
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,655
Aeysha, I'm trying
to work here.
331
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,960
I have to find a killer
stunt that'll knock East
Coast on their spanks.
332
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,224
Sorry.
333
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,157
It doesn't matter.
334
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,792
I can't concentrate anyway.
335
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:25,676
Hey, you need to get
serious, 'cause I don't
care how cute he is,
336
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,837
we are here
to win, right?
337
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,608
True that, sister, yo.
338
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,949
Girl, go to sleep.
Tomorrow is gonna be fun.
339
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,056
Five, six, seven, eight.
340
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:50,624
Come on.
My granny can jump higher
than that from her grave.
341
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,102
...seven, eight, one.
342
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,072
Okay, Sarah,
you're up.
343
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,971
Let's have a little
spirit this time.
344
00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:01,737
(CHEERlNG) 1st and 10,
do it again. Go, go
345
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,509
All right, Ruben,
you're up.
346
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:08,986
P-E-A-C-E.
Peace to the Middle East
Go, planet!
347
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,521
He can't do that,
can he?
348
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,990
I mean, if he cheers
for peace, then the
terrorists win! Duh!
349
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,262
Showmanship.
350
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,330
That's what sells
the performance.
351
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:33,105
So, I want everyone
to give me big facials.
352
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,078
Because you have
to remember
353
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:39,641
that points will be
deducted for bad
facials, okay?
354
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,612
All right. All right,
you guys, now.
355
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,090
Any of those dance
moves can be used
in a cheer routine.
356
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,150
Since when is dance
a part of cheerleading,
anyway?
357
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:52,891
Since the world
first started recognizing
that cheerleading was real.
358
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,557
I mean, think about
it, you guys.
359
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,191
If you've got some
dope cheerleading,
360
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,667
you're throwing
some hot dance moves
361
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,067
and you got some
crazy tumbling.
362
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,366
What do you have?
363
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,599
You got a triple
threat, right?
364
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:04,005
Triple threat
right here.
365
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,338
Yo, I got this.
366
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,105
Okay. Okay.
Bring it, boo.
367
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,515
Ain't like they can
hang when a sister
368
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,254
gets to cracking
and popping her
collarbone.
369
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,795
You smell me?
370
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,692
What the hell
are you doing?
371
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,832
I'm keeping it real,
sister.
372
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,370
Keeping it real
for who?
373
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,928
You need to just
be you, okay, boo?
Just be you.
374
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,001
(CHEERlNG)
I love it when we win
375
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,912
The only thing that's better
Is when it's twice as long
376
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,109
And I get a double-header
377
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,350
Your cart.
378
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:56,357
First off, we're gonna
start with happy,
happy, happy.
379
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,658
We're so happy
to be here. Good.
380
00:19:58,730 --> 00:19:59,822
All right, now,
surprise.
381
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:00,956
(GASPS)
382
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,560
What just happened?
I don't know but
it was wonderful.
383
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:08,766
Uh-oh! Here comes
the big wink for you
in the back, judge.
384
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,274
Big wink.
There we go.
385
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:18,014
Come on, girl. Sunshine,
I have seen better
facials at a funeral,
386
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,745
and I'm talking
about the corpses.
387
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,480
Oh, we like that,
do we?
388
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,816
Well, let's just
make that smile...
389
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:24,913
(SNARLS)
390
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,958
Oh, gosh.
Okay, all right.
391
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,516
Well, the workshop is over.
392
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,699
Do just one facial.
Come on.
393
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,342
If you hate
cheerleading so much,
why do you do it?
394
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,003
For Satan.
395
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,015
That's a shiny nugget
I did not need to know.
396
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,974
BOY: It's just like
yoga, you know.
397
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,541
GlRL: It is.
398
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,849
Satan is my car.
399
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:04,589
My parents promised me
payments and insurance
if I join the squad.
400
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:08,360
Well, my parents
promised me a car if
I stop cheerleading.
401
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,096
And if I nail a girl,
I get my own apartment.
402
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,660
See, that was
almost a facial.
403
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,969
Yeah, in Transylvania.
404
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,269
Step off, Brooke.
405
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,310
Who are you?
Her fairy Goth-mother?
406
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:23,007
Brooke, get over yourself,
and stop sweating my team.
407
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,311
Why would anyone
listen to you?
408
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:28,182
You suck as a gymnast
and a captain, too.
409
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,721
Cheer-off. Sharks!
410
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:31,847
Yeah.
411
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:33,914
Five, six, seven, eight.
412
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,392
(CHEERlNG)
It don't matter what we do
413
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,759
Music, baby, is our cue
414
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,094
Hands and shoulders,
face so tight
415
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,259
All our moves
will rock this fight
416
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,304
Our moves are tight,
we lift with ease
417
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:49,238
The things we do
will make you wheeze
418
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,038
So watch us strike
our muscle pose
419
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,635
Qhile you all prance
and dosey-doe
420
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,806
That was cute,
your pose was dull
421
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,316
But all of you
have belly rolls
422
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,579
Once again we
groove with flare
423
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,780
The moves we do,
you wouldn't dare
424
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,085
So listen quick while
your face gets cracked
425
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,921
One, two, three, you're wack
426
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,018
Your rhymes are fun,
but we're still good
427
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,256
Qe still can stunt,
you're from the hood
428
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,663
Hood rats, good rats,
what are you called?
429
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,224
The moves you do
won't win at all
430
00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,395
So listen quick, oops
431
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:22,531
You said that rhyme
One, two, three, our time
432
00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:25,371
Motions, motions,
hear them roar
433
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,140
No one's knocking at your door
434
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,374
Qith no rhythm
and with no sass
435
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,508
All of you can kiss our ass
436
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,779
Dance, 10, looks, 3
437
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,344
The moves you do
make us all pee
438
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:40,118
Qe laugh, we cry,
we all say hi
439
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,854
'Cause when you dance,
it's bye, bye, bye
440
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,361
Bye, bye
441
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,418
Bye.
442
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,555
Bye. Have fun.
443
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,539
Bye.
444
00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,337
Yo, that was shady,
Brooke.
445
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,609
Please, you totally
popped a chubber.
446
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:05,707
Hey, Brooke.
447
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:06,773
What?
448
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,911
(CHEERlNG)
You've got no clue,
you're in the dark
449
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,386
Qake up call,
it's the year of the...
450
00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:11,513
(SCREAMS)
451
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,708
Come on, babycakes.
452
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:35,679
If we all just imagine
this world's a fabulous
place, it'll happen.
453
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:42,178
I see children
frolicking under a rainbow
eating hormone-free treats.
454
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,450
A unicorn.
455
00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:52,819
I see mutant turtles
gnawing on festering
human flesh.
456
00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:55,221
(EXCLAlMS)
457
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,598
They ate the unicorn.
458
00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:02,229
You need Jesus.
Or Prozac.
459
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:06,309
Thanks for trying to
cheer me up, Ruben,
460
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,845
but I'm more mad at
myself than Brooke.
461
00:24:09,514 --> 00:24:11,175
I let her get to me.
462
00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:12,978
That's why we lost
the cheer-off.
463
00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:15,076
Yeah, that bites.
464
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,245
You gonna finish
that steak?
465
00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,652
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
466
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:34,334
Spirit to you.
467
00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:39,134
Hey, I heard
you had kind of
a rough day, huh?
468
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,645
But your luck's
about to change.
469
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:43,510
Okay. All right.
470
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:46,608
Oh, West Coast Sharks,
may the luck of Herkie
471
00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:49,654
smile on you
as it has for me.
472
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:51,445
(CHEERlNG) Go Sharks
473
00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:53,581
Go Sharks
474
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:55,659
Go Sharks
475
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,019
Go Sharks
476
00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:00,224
Go Sharks
477
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,322
Go Sharks
478
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,591
Go Sharks
479
00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:06,261
Go Sharks
480
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:13,169
Okay, guys, we got
to give props to
the spirits,
481
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,073
but isn't this
a little extreme?
482
00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:17,706
You know how nasty
some cheerleaders can
be when they're alive.
483
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,977
Do you really want
to risk the dead ones
hating on you?
484
00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:23,145
Then let's do this right.
Look, off.
485
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:30,818
Fire, water, earth,
air, spirit stick.
486
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:34,759
You know what this
really needs to pop?
487
00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:37,999
The blood of a virgin.
488
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,372
Okay. Why are you
guys looking at me?
489
00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:47,343
Come on, Carson,
just a little pin prick.
490
00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:50,973
If she can take
a little prick, she
wouldn't be a virgin.
491
00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:54,645
RUBEN: You coming?
492
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:55,845
Hell to the yeah.
493
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,047
Where?
494
00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:58,919
You wouldn't
be into it.
495
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:01,049
Cheer poker with
the Prairie Dogs.
496
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:02,821
What's the buy-in?
497
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,691
Sarah, this is
cheer poker.
498
00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:07,197
Sounds like easy
pickings. Wait.
499
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:09,290
Who's gonna guard
the spirit stick?
500
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,897
You know what?
You guys go.
501
00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:16,440
I'm captain,
I'll do stick duty.
502
00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:17,736
Thanks.
Thanks, boo.
503
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,174
SARAH:
What room is the poker game?
504
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,235
RUBEN:
Dumpy Dogs have a suite.
505
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:55,407
Why can't I delete you?
506
00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:08,917
(HlSSES)
507
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,359
Down here.
508
00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:11,653
Penn, what are you doing?
509
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:13,129
Well, you don't
answer my calls
and texts,
510
00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:16,463
so I had to do it
old school and show
up in person.
511
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,367
Don't make me serenade you.
512
00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,131
Penn, you're a Jet.
We can't...
513
00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,935
I know. I know. Look,
let's just do the rides.
514
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:25,670
No cheer talk.
I promise.
515
00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:26,972
The Double-Dragon?
516
00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:29,275
Now you're talking.
I'll meet you.
517
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,445
Cradle.
518
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,477
(SCREAMlNG)
519
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,031
That was sick!
520
00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:58,936
You had fun,
didn't you?
521
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,944
Hey! I know how
to play, bro.
522
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:02,070
Mmm-hmm.
523
00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:05,310
What? I take
cheering seriously.
524
00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:07,180
You know,
my team's counting on me.
525
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:09,149
I'm not gonna
let them down.
526
00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:12,747
Word on the street?
It's just summer camp.
527
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,621
Yeah, maybe for you.
528
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,524
We worked our butts
off just to get here.
529
00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:18,454
So did we.
530
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:21,055
And we had to
raise a lot of money.
531
00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:23,896
You know,
wet T-shirt car washes.
532
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,563
Trust me. I know.
533
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,096
Anyways, winning
a competition like this,
534
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:33,144
it could really up
my chance of getting
a scholarship to college.
535
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,475
I even had to get
a team scholarship
just to get here.
536
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,344
Yeah, so did l.
537
00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:39,906
You know, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
538
00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:41,281
In my case, it is.
539
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:42,546
What do you mean?
540
00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:46,447
Look, don't get all
serious on me, skids.
541
00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:48,014
Come on.
542
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:54,324
(CHEERlNG)
You fumbled on the flop
Qe'll trick you on the turn
543
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,232
Now here comes the river
and the P-Dog burn!
544
00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:00,703
You Dogs think you
can fool us Sharks
at poker faces.
545
00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:05,040
You are so bluffing,
Prairie Dog. I call.
546
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:07,442
Trip cowboys.
I beat that.
547
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:10,538
How about my three
bullets shoot down
your cowboys?
548
00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,139
P-Dogs rule!
549
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,947
Oh, yeah? How about
a Texas titty twister
on the house?
550
00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:17,852
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, no, what the...
551
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:20,083
Go, go. Oh, no,
we got them.
552
00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:21,523
We got his shorts.
553
00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:25,421
Look, shark.
554
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,589
(GUN FlRES)
555
00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,762
A world tour is
no big deal to me.
556
00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,825
I've been overseas
my whole life.
557
00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:35,270
Well, if you win again,
you can get a cheer
scholarship, too.
558
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,898
To West Point?
559
00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,844
Okay, wait, why would
you go there?
560
00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:41,969
You're a musician
and a dancer.
561
00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:43,202
(SlGHS)
562
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,808
Yeah, well, my father
is a son of immigrants,
563
00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:48,978
and they came
from nothing.
564
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,645
And after he made
a career out of
the military,
565
00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,155
he had everything.
566
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:54,817
So, all his sons
went to West Point.
567
00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:58,021
There's five of us, and,
well, I'm the last one.
568
00:29:58,263 --> 00:30:02,097
So, my parents, well,
my father expects it.
569
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,794
Well, can't you
talk to him?
570
00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:06,860
I mean, won't
he let you cheer
somewhere else?
571
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:10,238
Wait. He doesn't know?
572
00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:12,700
My dad would
spew a colon.
573
00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:16,404
I kind of told
him I joined the
tae kwon do team.
574
00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:21,008
Can I tell you a secret,
but just between us?
575
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:22,211
Sure.
576
00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:30,353
(SlGHS)
577
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,329
What?
578
00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:37,962
Even though my
family has money,
I took a team scholarship
579
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:42,405
because I didn't
want him to find
out about Cheer Camp.
580
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:46,404
Wow. Well, does
your team know?
581
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,504
Weak, huh?
582
00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:55,953
So, where does your
dad think you are now?
583
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,045
Extreme Warrior
Martial Arts Camp.
584
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,123
He watched me
pack my nunchuks.
585
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:01,954
(EXCLAlMlNG)
586
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,402
(BOTH SHOUT)
587
00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:18,071
Whoa, you sharks
do stick together.
588
00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:19,302
(BOTH LAUGH)
589
00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,814
Yeah, get it, get it.
590
00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:34,651
Move it.
Come on, honey.
591
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,195
Oh, go get Carson.
592
00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:46,134
Honey, that girl
can wear a thong.
593
00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:47,865
Yeah, my girl needs
to learn to hang.
594
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,667
But we need to take
this show to my crib.
595
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,368
She's guarding
the stick there.
596
00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:53,933
Come on, you all,
let's go. Let's go.
597
00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:05,385
Yo, Carson dipped out.
598
00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,552
And took the stick.
599
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,254
Where?
600
00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:11,594
Maybe my girl
learned to hang.
601
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,631
Come on,
let's go find her.
602
00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:20,831
You know, I should
really get going.
603
00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:22,600
I just told you
my darkest secret.
604
00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,574
Yeah, I know, but...
605
00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:29,170
Look, when was the
last time you just
danced for fun?
606
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:32,239
Without being
thrown in the air
every few seconds?
607
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:35,377
A bar mitzvah
three years ago.
608
00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:02,842
So, Jet boy thinks
he can handle
West Coast moves?
609
00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,508
I think Shark girl's
asking the wrong question.
610
00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,574
(BE GOOD TO ME PLAYlNG)
611
00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:12,620
(EXCLAlMS)
612
00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:43,920
No, Carson wouldn't
bring it here.
613
00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:45,285
Too many haters.
614
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,256
Where else
can we look?
615
00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,394
I think I have an idea.
616
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,497
Carson!
617
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:17,478
Oh, no.
618
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,544
What?
619
00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:20,523
I'm about to have
a secret, too.
620
00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:21,922
Carson!
621
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,291
What are you guys
doing here?
622
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,887
Us? You need to
check yourself.
623
00:34:26,964 --> 00:34:28,522
We were just
hanging out.
624
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:30,999
Carson, give us back
the spirit stick.
625
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,867
You junk up its
karma around here
with all these civilians.
626
00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:35,200
Ruben, it's in our room.
627
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:36,467
SARAH: No, it's not.
628
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:39,635
Why do you think
we're out here
looking for you?
629
00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:43,311
Somebody jacked it,
and now we know for
sure who.
630
00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:44,678
ALL: Jets!
631
00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:49,009
(CHEERlNG) Jets kick ass
from east to west
632
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,385
And speaking
of coincidence...
633
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,321
You lost the
spirit stick.
634
00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,552
Ooh! You Sharks
are tuna.
635
00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:56,820
Just give it back.
636
00:34:56,894 --> 00:34:59,954
Carson, this isn't
a Jets prank.
637
00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,498
I wouldn't scam
you like this.
638
00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:03,500
Come on, Carson,
it's just a big
coincidence
639
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:05,433
how he got you
out of your room
640
00:35:05,503 --> 00:35:06,993
and then the spirit
stick was stolen.
641
00:35:07,071 --> 00:35:10,632
Seems wrong he didn't
tell you he was a Jet
when he met you.
642
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,642
That's right.
This has cheer bitch's
643
00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:14,610
skanky paw prints
all over it!
644
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,237
Don't let them play
us again, Carson.
645
00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:17,838
It's our year,
remember?
646
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:19,473
This is so whack.
Look, Carson.
647
00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,541
I'll help you look
for the stupid stick,
all right?
648
00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:22,950
What?
Stupid stick?
649
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,284
Yeah. I'll help
you look, too.
650
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,714
Look, don't get all
crazy about this, okay?
651
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,259
No, it's not okay.
652
00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,557
How can I trust someone
who lies to his own team?
653
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:32,653
Carson.
654
00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:33,924
You know, he didn't
need you guys
655
00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:35,693
to raise travel
money for the trip.
656
00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:38,894
He was too scared
to tell his dad
about Cheer Camp.
657
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,029
She's a liar,
right, Penn?
658
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,168
No, Brooke. I should
have just believed you
659
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:49,645
when you said Sharks and
Jets were sworn enemies.
660
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,477
Now I know why.
661
00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:54,050
You showed your true
colors, didn't you?
662
00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:56,552
And you showed
you're just a Jet.
663
00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:01,020
Have fun being cursed,
losers.
664
00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:06,389
Hey, we sold candy
bars for you, dude.
665
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,561
I'll pay you back
the money, okay?
666
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,095
But those Butterfingers
were heavy.
667
00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:20,136
GlRL: Hey, Pepper.
668
00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:21,906
Heard the Sharks
totally lost the
spirit stick.
669
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:23,035
What?
670
00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,142
Yeah, they're
over there.
671
00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:29,311
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
672
00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,649
See you.
673
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,018
(GlGGLES)
674
00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:43,289
Uh-oh.
675
00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:48,537
So it's true.
You lost my spirit stick.
676
00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:50,335
Pepper, I'm sorry.
Look, I got distracted...
677
00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:53,241
Well, it was up
to you to guard
it with your lives.
678
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:54,642
We'll find it, Pepper.
679
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:55,974
Oh, you better.
680
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,607
Yeah, so, on the real,
what happens if we don't?
681
00:36:58,683 --> 00:36:59,775
Oh, who knows?
682
00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:02,318
You remember that
cheerleader I was
telling you about?
683
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,013
Well, after she
broke her leg,
684
00:37:04,121 --> 00:37:07,113
her entire team
got some kind of
nasty stomach virus,
685
00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:10,558
and they all vomited
on the competition floor,
all right?
686
00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:12,926
And, needless to say,
everyone was happy
687
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:15,227
to see them go
home the next day,
688
00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:17,426
including the judges.
689
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:23,062
Okay, stop!
We are not cursed.
690
00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:24,801
Not even the
spirit stick gods
691
00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:26,502
can take this victory
away from us.
692
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,408
We are going to win,
damn it.
693
00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:30,310
Pyramid, seven, eight.
694
00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,212
One, two, three and
four, five, six...
695
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:33,511
Hey.
696
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,846
(GROANlNG)
697
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,887
You guys, get up!
698
00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:41,520
This is one
fast-acting curse.
699
00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:43,517
Hey!
700
00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:05,881
(GASPlNG)
701
00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,233
Damn curse.
702
00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,405
(GROANlNG)
703
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,405
(SlGHS)
704
00:38:41,686 --> 00:38:43,176
Are those the Sharks?
Yeah.
705
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,456
Don't let them touch you.
706
00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:50,985
Let the curse be with you!
707
00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:01,364
This is all the
money I've got
on me right now.
708
00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:04,498
So I can give you
the rest as soon as
I can, all right?
709
00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:06,805
That's not what
I care about.
710
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,513
So, what's your deal,
Penn?
711
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:14,175
Do you want to
be here or not?
712
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:16,913
At this minute, not so much.
713
00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:18,147
I'm serious.
714
00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:20,122
We want to win.
715
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:23,024
Now you know
what kind of snakes
those Sharks really are.
716
00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:26,096
Yeah. They're like snarks.
717
00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:28,162
The enemy.
718
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,392
Yeah, I get it, Chelsea.
719
00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:32,959
BROOKE: Do you?
720
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:37,269
Look, I get it.
You're not into me.
Nothing's gonna happen.
721
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,433
(CLEARS THROAT)
722
00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,204
But it will happen
for this team.
723
00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:43,269
And the only way
it's gonna work is
if we do this together.
724
00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:44,507
CHELSEA: Yeah.
725
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:47,517
So, you're like
with us or what?
726
00:39:47,585 --> 00:39:51,043
(CHEERlNG)
"J" to the "E" to
the "T" to the "S"
727
00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:54,182
Jets kick ass
from east to west!
728
00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:55,850
You know they
stole the stick.
729
00:39:55,926 --> 00:39:59,362
It don't matter who
took it, we got to bust
a cap in this curse.
730
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:00,829
Even Ruben
thinks so now.
731
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,924
AEYSHA: You know what?
I think it's time for
Sarah to do her thing.
732
00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:07,732
A cheer sacrifice?
Has it really come
to that?
733
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:11,172
Well, if it'll get us a win,
we'll do it at midnight.
734
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,917
O mighty fallen
cheer angels,
735
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:28,686
we summon thee from darkness.
736
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,727
We're sorry about
your spirit stick,
737
00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:34,561
but shouldn't you
be cursing the skanky
succubae that stole it?
738
00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:35,929
Not us.
739
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:39,231
While you process
our request,
740
00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:42,101
will you please
accept our sacrifices?
741
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:44,198
Go, spirits!
742
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,738
It wouldn't hurt.
743
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,694
Girl! Your lucky
strapless?
744
00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:08,197
If you love something,
set it free.
745
00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:11,862
(EERlE MOANS)
746
00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:15,497
Oh, my God.
The cheer spirits are here.
747
00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:17,541
They don't sound cheerful.
748
00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,534
Maybe it was just the wind.
749
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:22,636
(CRASHlNG)
750
00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:29,116
That's for trying to
get us cursed, freaks!
751
00:41:29,186 --> 00:41:30,585
Yeah, except that
you don't deserve.
752
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:33,521
Like we need to steal
the spirit stick to win.
753
00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:36,992
You couldn't even beat me
in a cheer-off, loser.
754
00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:39,120
All right, that's it.
You want a real battle?
755
00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:41,187
Sharks and Jets,
right now.
756
00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:43,130
Fair fight. No contact.
757
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,428
ALL: Cheer rumble!
758
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:45,628
Let's go.
759
00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:47,170
Yeah, let's go,
you guys.
Let's do this.
760
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,433
Come on, you guys,
go around the corner.
761
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,668
Come on, guys, let's go.
762
00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:52,834
Hey, snarks.
763
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:53,934
Bring it.
764
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,199
ALL: Jets!
765
00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:31,509
Sharks!
766
00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:38,580
Jets!
767
00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:42,319
Sharks!
768
00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:58,802
Pyramid! Higher!
769
00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:20,227
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
770
00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:26,833
What happened tonight
is an all-time,
771
00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:31,068
an all-time low for
Camp Spirit Thunder!
772
00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:35,077
You've just ruined
this camp's chances
against Vance.
773
00:43:35,145 --> 00:43:36,635
And, even worse,
774
00:43:36,714 --> 00:43:38,511
you lost my spirit stick.
775
00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:40,550
Brooke, give Pepper
back her spirit stick.
776
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,381
Hey, loser,
if I had the stick,
777
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,977
why would my team
have gotten hurt?
778
00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:45,681
CARSON: Because your team
started the rumble.
779
00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,485
You don't even deserve...
780
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,459
Enough!
781
00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:55,487
You kids have let
down yourselves, your
camp and your country.
782
00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:56,863
Take a look around.
783
00:43:56,934 --> 00:44:00,097
Neither of you have
enough team members
to compete now.
784
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:02,468
So in the morning,
when you get up,
785
00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:05,770
there'll be buses
here waiting to
take you all home.
786
00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:07,174
Good night!
787
00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:19,453
Tomorrow, we need to whip
those little Prairie Dogs
into shape.
788
00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:22,720
Then girlfriend,
you'd better pray
for a miracle.
789
00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:01,255
Let's just go
home and pretend
790
00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:03,356
this whole sorry
trip never happened.
791
00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:09,298
What a nightmare.
792
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,582
Where's the
spirit stick?
793
00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:24,212
Brooke, I know
you have it.
794
00:45:24,288 --> 00:45:26,950
You're still
the rock star of stupid.
795
00:45:27,024 --> 00:45:29,219
Why would I keep
the stick and
stay cursed?
796
00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:31,284
RUBEN:
Can we all just get over it?
797
00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:33,522
Even Paris and Nicole
settled their...
798
00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:35,224
ALL: Shut up, Ruben!
799
00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:38,097
(EERlE GROWL)
800
00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:39,826
CARSON: Pepper?
801
00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:46,800
Run! Flip! Jump high!
You dissed the spirits,
and die, die, die!
802
00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:48,435
Pepper, let go!
803
00:45:48,512 --> 00:45:51,037
(PEPPER LAUGHlNG EVlLLY)
804
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:54,217
(CARSON SCREAMlNG)
805
00:45:57,454 --> 00:45:59,354
What the hell?
806
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:01,050
Brooke didn't steal
the spirit stick.
807
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:03,218
She would've
given it back by now
to get rid of the curse.
808
00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:06,091
Whatever! She is still
a sick individual.
809
00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:10,122
Now, just go to sleep.
I don't need any more
drama tonight, okay?
810
00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:17,433
But that means
Penn had nothing to
do with it, either.
811
00:46:47,671 --> 00:46:49,298
You guys,
we can't leave like this.
812
00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:50,965
It's like we're
giving up.
813
00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:53,100
I promised you guys a win,
814
00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:55,805
and we're going
to get one.
815
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,115
Pretty.
816
00:47:08,692 --> 00:47:10,956
Brooke,
I don't think you stole
the spirit stick anymore.
817
00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,724
Like I give a flying
tuck what you think.
818
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,128
Well, I do think
you want to win
819
00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:16,757
Camp Championships
as much as I do.
820
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,131
So what?
821
00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:19,669
Well, if there was
any chance to stay
and compete,
822
00:47:19,736 --> 00:47:21,169
you'd consider it, right?
823
00:47:21,238 --> 00:47:22,728
Even if it meant
coming together.
824
00:47:23,106 --> 00:47:24,471
Ew! That's like
cheer-cest!
825
00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:27,169
Chelsea, I meant
combining our teams.
826
00:47:27,377 --> 00:47:28,969
Look, it's about
not quitting.
827
00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:31,173
Pepper wants
her camp to win,
I think she'll help us.
828
00:47:31,248 --> 00:47:32,510
Brilliant plan, Carson.
829
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,778
Look, I think the Jets
are already on the
spirits' hit list.
830
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,184
Because of you.
831
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:41,122
Okay, well,
if we leave now,
we'll all stay cursed.
832
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:42,783
Come on, Brooke.
833
00:47:46,964 --> 00:47:49,398
Boo that, freak!
We're out of here.
834
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,132
Penn?
835
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:02,472
Look, I'm sorry for...
836
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,878
Well, it's kind of
a long list.
837
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,207
Later, Carson.
838
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,785
You can call me skids!
839
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,385
What?
840
00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:22,159
You wanted me
to say yes to
Hilary Duff light?
841
00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:23,631
Strap on a pair, Penn.
842
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:25,065
Can I borrow yours?
843
00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:27,729
Don't even try
to out-bitch me.
844
00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:30,238
Yeah. Brooke's like
the Olym-bitch champion.
845
00:48:30,307 --> 00:48:31,467
No doubt.
846
00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:33,099
I just never pegged
you for a quitter.
847
00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:34,700
I'm not quitting, Penn.
848
00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:37,212
I'm embracing my future.
849
00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:39,078
Which is freaking bright!
850
00:48:39,149 --> 00:48:41,049
Everyone says so.
851
00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:43,416
They say a lot of
other stuff about
her, too, you know.
852
00:48:43,487 --> 00:48:45,114
Shut up, Chelsea!
853
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:03,834
Okay, we're in.
854
00:49:03,907 --> 00:49:05,067
Yes.
855
00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:09,010
I'm captain, of course.
856
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:09,545
(SLAPS)
857
00:49:10,247 --> 00:49:12,181
You two perform together?
858
00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:14,615
In what? A cheer death match?
859
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:16,050
No. We would be...
860
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:18,019
Co-captains.
861
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:21,783
Pepper, even with
only half our squads,
862
00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:24,122
we've still got the best
cheerleaders in camp.
863
00:49:24,194 --> 00:49:28,153
Hey, P-Dog! It is only
a jump if your feet
come off the ground.
864
00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:29,528
Okay, hon?
Whatever.
865
00:49:29,599 --> 00:49:32,295
Pep, I'm trying to tell
you, these Prairie
Dogs are so bad,
866
00:49:32,369 --> 00:49:34,098
they can't even roll over.
867
00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:36,196
Don't give up
on them yet.
868
00:49:37,007 --> 00:49:41,569
Come on, you all.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
869
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:44,808
Two, two, three, four...
870
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:50,753
(CHEERlNG)
Qe are the Flamingos!
Qe are the Flamingos!
871
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,914
Look. Please give
us a second chance.
872
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,390
Sorry, don't believe
in those, angel pants.
So you all just...
873
00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:57,154
Qe are the Flamingos!
874
00:49:57,227 --> 00:50:00,993
Qe are the Flamingos!
Qe are the Flamingos!
875
00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,122
CARSON: Damn.
876
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,394
No Flamingo could throw
down like that last year.
877
00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:07,494
Get out of my camp,
Voorhees!
878
00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:09,436
Hey, we're just
passing through,
ma'am.
879
00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:11,838
Don't get your
scort in a twist.
880
00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:17,511
Wouldn't it be fun to,
like, rip him a new one
in Championships?
881
00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:21,475
All right, you guys.
We called you out
here to tell you
882
00:50:21,551 --> 00:50:23,382
that Pepper got
us approved with
the council.
883
00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:25,387
And now all we
need is a new name.
884
00:50:25,455 --> 00:50:27,548
I was thinking
the East-West Spirit?
885
00:50:27,624 --> 00:50:29,922
Ain't that an
Amtrak train?
886
00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:33,952
Why can't we
have a cool name,
like TomKat or Bennifer?
887
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,692
How about the Jarks?
888
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,631
How about
889
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,066
the Sharts?
890
00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:40,125
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
891
00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:43,300
How about the Shets?
892
00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:46,934
I mean, I don't see
you guys coming up
with something better.
893
00:50:47,010 --> 00:50:49,103
All right.
We're the Shets.
894
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,477
Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
This ain't gonna work.
895
00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:53,175
Remember what happened
to Tupac and Biggie?
896
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:54,911
We'll make it work.
897
00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:56,452
We're combining
the best parts
of both routines,
898
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,544
so get up!
Get up. Up, guys.
899
00:50:57,621 --> 00:51:00,215
Come on, you guys,
positions. Get up!
900
00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:11,024
Penn and Chelsea,
get in the back.
901
00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:12,192
(CHELSEA LAUGHlNG)
902
00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:14,829
I so don't do
the back row.
Tell her, Brooke.
903
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:18,306
Why doesn't
Goth-a-sauraus
step to the back?
904
00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,275
Because Goth...
905
00:51:20,343 --> 00:51:22,334
Sarah can dance
her little ass off.
906
00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:24,573
Now let's try this.
Come on.
907
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:25,737
(SNARLS)
908
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:28,674
Chels, please.
909
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,556
Five, six, seven, eight.
910
00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:37,787
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.
911
00:51:37,861 --> 00:51:39,556
Ready? Try it.
912
00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:41,688
Five, six, seven, eight.
913
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:45,758
One, two, three,
four, five, six.
Two more.
914
00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:49,772
One, two, three,
four, five, six...
Last one.
915
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,833
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.
916
00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:57,110
I got this.
917
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:10,949
All right, everybody,
that was great.
We got the fever.
918
00:52:11,027 --> 00:52:13,291
Yeah, bite me.
919
00:52:13,363 --> 00:52:14,990
You're doing
great, honey.
920
00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:21,894
Hey, Penn.
921
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:22,996
I...
922
00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:24,973
I'll be back
before next practice.
923
00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:26,770
You know, I was
hoping that we
could talk.
924
00:52:26,843 --> 00:52:28,606
And by talk I mean,
925
00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:31,704
you know, I thought
that maybe we could
have a do-over.
926
00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:35,547
Do-over? Carson,
I think we're done.
927
00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:39,680
Look, Penn, I'm sorry
I accused you of stealing
the spirit stick,
928
00:52:39,756 --> 00:52:41,986
and, of course,
embarrassing you
929
00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:44,253
and telling everyone
your darkest secret.
930
00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:46,090
That was bad, but...
931
00:52:48,098 --> 00:52:50,191
This could be
going better.
932
00:52:51,401 --> 00:52:55,132
Look, Carson,
I'm gonna work my ass
off to help our team win.
933
00:52:55,205 --> 00:52:56,729
But you and me,
934
00:52:56,806 --> 00:52:58,433
I think we should
stick to our own coasts.
935
00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:00,100
All right?
936
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:08,143
Seven, eight.
937
00:53:08,218 --> 00:53:10,778
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
938
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:14,881
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
939
00:53:16,393 --> 00:53:19,885
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
940
00:53:19,963 --> 00:53:23,922
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
941
00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:40,642
Tight work.
942
00:53:41,785 --> 00:53:43,810
(TRlBAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
943
00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:01,802
Hey!
944
00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:11,146
Pepper's lost her mind.
945
00:54:11,214 --> 00:54:13,546
I think she put out
an AMBER Alert, too.
946
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:15,278
Man, I'd love to
know who took it.
947
00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:18,116
I smell P-Dog.
948
00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:19,382
No.
949
00:54:19,456 --> 00:54:20,923
I bet it was the Flamingos.
950
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:23,983
Look, either way,
let's just hope
the curse is done.
951
00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:25,618
We need all
the help we can get.
952
00:54:25,695 --> 00:54:26,957
You know what?
You're right.
953
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:28,895
Let's practice our
routine one more time.
954
00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:32,363
What? You guys! Ow!
955
00:54:51,888 --> 00:54:54,152
Get it, boy.
You better work it.
956
00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,950
Bet I can cheer you up.
957
00:55:23,453 --> 00:55:25,250
Don't be a wad, Penn.
958
00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:28,382
Go find Carson.
959
00:55:30,293 --> 00:55:31,385
Excuse me?
960
00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:32,485
Yeah, I know.
961
00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:34,393
Never thought l'd
say those words.
962
00:55:34,464 --> 00:55:38,560
But, hey, if you're into
a bony ass and cankles,
then what the hell.
963
00:55:38,635 --> 00:55:41,297
Knot up! Go get her, fool.
964
00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:43,532
Yeah, but after
she ratted me out
965
00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:45,699
I can't make myself
trust her, you know.
966
00:55:45,775 --> 00:55:47,003
Why not?
967
00:55:47,944 --> 00:55:49,673
Damn.
968
00:55:49,746 --> 00:55:51,373
I must be insane.
969
00:55:52,716 --> 00:55:54,741
Doesn't mean I have to be.
970
00:55:56,653 --> 00:55:58,553
Do what you want, Penn.
971
00:55:58,621 --> 00:56:00,987
But don't be a pendejo.
972
00:56:04,227 --> 00:56:06,559
Brooke, thanks.
973
00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:07,891
(SPEAKS lN SPANlSH)
974
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:11,128
Whatever.
975
00:56:15,238 --> 00:56:16,796
By the way,
976
00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:18,135
your loss.
977
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,937
I'm double-jointed.
978
00:56:23,813 --> 00:56:25,747
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
979
00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:29,114
five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
980
00:56:29,185 --> 00:56:30,743
five, six, seven, eight.
981
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:32,117
One, and two,
and three, and four...
Hey!
982
00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:34,418
Ever heard of this new
thing called counting?
983
00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:36,254
Everybody stretch! Now!
984
00:56:36,326 --> 00:56:38,294
Ever heard
of team work?
Shut up, Carson.
985
00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:39,589
Yo, watch it, cuz.
986
00:56:39,662 --> 00:56:40,856
Yo, stop fronting, cuz.
987
00:56:40,964 --> 00:56:42,591
I heard you with Chicago.
988
00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:44,223
You're not just an Oreo,
Aeysha.
989
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,426
You're double-stuffed.
990
00:56:45,502 --> 00:56:46,594
You're wrong, Brooke!
991
00:56:46,669 --> 00:56:50,002
My girl, she been
pulling drive-bys
since she was a shorty.
992
00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,438
Yo, she was drinking
40s off the nipple.
993
00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:52,600
Carson?
994
00:56:52,675 --> 00:56:54,666
So, don't be getting up
on her Kool-Aid, biatch,
995
00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,473
'cause I have seen
what she's done
996
00:56:56,546 --> 00:56:59,379
to fugly swamp donkeys
like you, fo shizzle.
997
00:57:00,283 --> 00:57:02,615
Carson, it's over.
998
00:57:02,685 --> 00:57:03,709
Are you sure?
999
00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:06,551
I cannot watch you
"fo shizzle" ever again.
1000
00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:09,283
Good.
1001
00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:19,735
Look, you all. All this,
"Girl, please" and cursing,
1002
00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:21,327
it ain't me.
1003
00:57:21,404 --> 00:57:23,304
I mean, it isn't me.
1004
00:57:23,373 --> 00:57:25,841
I just did it to
get your respect.
1005
00:57:25,909 --> 00:57:27,877
See, the real Aeysha
got teased every day
1006
00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:29,912
in junior high
for being an Oreo.
1007
00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:33,608
You know,
black on the outside,
white on the inside.
1008
00:57:33,683 --> 00:57:36,208
And I've been hood
ratting it up ever since.
1009
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,617
(EXCLAlMS)
1010
00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:39,251
You're whiter than me.
1011
00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:42,519
Maybe so, but,
that's who I am.
1012
00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:44,992
Just a black girl
who enunciates.
1013
00:57:47,430 --> 00:57:49,489
Do you have
something to say?
1014
00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:53,229
Hey, if you want
respect that badly,
1015
00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,362
just be a bitch, like me.
1016
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,070
Same respect,
half the effort.
1017
00:57:59,876 --> 00:58:01,434
Guess the bitch
is out of the bag.
1018
00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:03,001
Truth out!
1019
00:58:06,049 --> 00:58:07,516
I'm a virgin.
1020
00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:13,144
Technically.
1021
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,623
I just act that way
so guys will like me.
1022
00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:18,126
But it's really hard
being slutty all the time.
1023
00:58:18,194 --> 00:58:20,685
I don't know how
you do it, Brooke.
1024
00:58:27,971 --> 00:58:31,907
My parents aren't bribing me
to be a cheerleader.
1025
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:35,035
I do it because
cheerleading is dark
1026
00:58:35,111 --> 00:58:36,772
and twisted.
1027
00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:37,938
Are you high?
1028
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:39,879
No. Think about it.
1029
00:58:39,949 --> 00:58:41,382
We cheer for
the other team's failure
1030
00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:45,217
just as much as we cheer
for own team's victory.
1031
00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:46,949
That's so twisted.
1032
00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:48,285
Sarah?
1033
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,918
Okay, I'm a little high.
1034
00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:52,621
Yo, this is
like confession.
1035
00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:56,827
I'm out of here.
1036
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,162
No, wait.
1037
00:59:00,603 --> 00:59:01,968
I have something to confess.
1038
00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:03,369
BROOKE:
This should be good.
1039
00:59:03,439 --> 00:59:05,202
Miss USA has a secret.
1040
00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:07,743
Spill, Tara Connor.
1041
00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,368
I'm scared.
1042
00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:10,844
It's okay, Carson.
1043
00:59:10,914 --> 00:59:12,347
You can do it.
1044
00:59:12,415 --> 00:59:14,906
No, that's it.
1045
00:59:14,984 --> 00:59:16,349
I'm scared.
1046
00:59:19,155 --> 00:59:20,452
You know, I act like
the fearless captain
1047
00:59:20,523 --> 00:59:21,785
who's not afraid
to go for it,
1048
00:59:21,858 --> 00:59:26,591
but, in reality,
going for it is
my biggest fear.
1049
00:59:26,663 --> 00:59:28,824
I'm so confused.
1050
00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:31,298
But don't let it
stop you, I mean,
it happens all the time.
1051
00:59:31,367 --> 00:59:34,097
Yeah. What
I meant was,
1052
00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:36,161
I just wish I could
believe in myself
1053
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,605
as much as I believe
in all of you.
1054
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,683
I'm not gay.
1055
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,585
I like girls
1056
00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:54,384
a lot.
1057
00:59:54,457 --> 00:59:56,049
Are you serious?
1058
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,624
I'm straight.
1059
00:59:59,696 --> 01:00:03,792
You girls just assumed,
1060
01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:08,462
so once you started
changing in front of me,
I couldn't stop you.
1061
01:00:08,538 --> 01:00:12,030
And then,
I was like committed.
1062
01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:13,632
Hold up.
1063
01:00:13,710 --> 01:00:17,077
There's no way
this guy's not gay,
and I'll prove it.
1064
01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:23,818
Okay.
1065
01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:25,376
He is not gay.
1066
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,753
No, but he is dead.
1067
01:00:27,824 --> 01:00:29,485
Get him.
Get him.
1068
01:00:31,427 --> 01:00:33,657
(ALL SHOUTlNG)
1069
01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:37,631
Hey, Mom. Hey, can l
speak to the General?
1070
01:00:38,701 --> 01:00:40,066
All right.
1071
01:00:42,505 --> 01:00:44,063
Hello, sir.
1072
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:45,801
No, everything's fine.
1073
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,638
I'm fine.
1074
01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:49,200
No, I'm great.
1075
01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:55,250
Actually, I'm not at
Warrior Camp exactly.
1076
01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:56,979
I'm at Cheer Camp.
1077
01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:02,949
Because I'm a cheerleader.
1078
01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:06,522
Yes, one of those.
1079
01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:11,591
Sir?
1080
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,135
Dad?
1081
01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:14,191
Dad!
1082
01:01:14,270 --> 01:01:15,259
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
1083
01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:17,897
Listen.
1084
01:01:17,974 --> 01:01:19,703
This is the funny thing,
when you hear the rest,
1085
01:01:19,776 --> 01:01:22,973
cheerleading is gonna sound
like the good part.
1086
01:01:24,647 --> 01:01:26,274
About West Point...
1087
01:01:27,383 --> 01:01:31,080
Okay, that was traumatic
but good, right?
1088
01:01:31,154 --> 01:01:32,587
I mean, now we can
work as a team.
1089
01:01:32,655 --> 01:01:35,021
Yeah. A team of freaks.
1090
01:01:35,091 --> 01:01:37,286
We are not
a team, okay?
1091
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,818
We can't combine
routines and this
was a dumbass idea!
1092
01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:44,164
Tell them, Ruben.
We can do this.
1093
01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:48,001
We blow.
We cannot do this.
1094
01:01:48,104 --> 01:01:50,538
Because we're cursed,
all of us.
1095
01:01:50,606 --> 01:01:53,575
Holy crap, Ruben,
snap out of it!
1096
01:01:55,011 --> 01:01:57,445
What have you done
with happy Ruben?
1097
01:01:57,513 --> 01:01:58,980
It's weird, you know.
1098
01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:01,175
Now that I'm not
gay anymore,
1099
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:03,047
I'm not gay anymore.
1100
01:02:03,119 --> 01:02:04,643
Okay, we're freaks!
1101
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,188
But let's make
that work for us.
1102
01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:08,519
Come on, you guys.
I mean, there has
to be some way
1103
01:02:08,591 --> 01:02:10,821
that we can
perform together.
1104
01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:14,954
We can start with couples.
1105
01:02:15,031 --> 01:02:17,022
(BE GOOD TO ME PLAYlNG)
1106
01:02:35,718 --> 01:02:36,980
I'll take the lead.
1107
01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:38,281
So, like, we're
gonna copy them?
1108
01:02:38,354 --> 01:02:40,117
I'm gonna move to
the right then
to the left.
1109
01:02:40,189 --> 01:02:41,622
Okay.
1110
01:02:41,691 --> 01:02:42,783
Start up like that,
all right?
1111
01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:43,883
Okay.
1112
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,621
Here we go.
1113
01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:46,855
Hey, you want
to try this?
1114
01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:48,021
There you go.
1115
01:02:49,465 --> 01:02:50,796
Top again.
1116
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,398
All right, top again.
Here we go.
1117
01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:05,442
Give me a turn.
There you go.
1118
01:03:34,544 --> 01:03:35,806
For real.
1119
01:03:37,914 --> 01:03:39,381
This could work.
1120
01:03:39,448 --> 01:03:41,848
And I'll prove it.
Get over here.
1121
01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:46,883
All right, everybody
ready? From the top.
1122
01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:49,516
Look, I'm cool about
you coming out of
the straight closet.
1123
01:03:49,592 --> 01:03:51,787
Please,
you're just saying that
so I'll try to catch you.
1124
01:03:51,861 --> 01:03:53,419
Try?
1125
01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:56,465
All right.
Five, six, seven, eight.
1126
01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:36,897
(EXCLAlMS)
1127
01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,855
That was tight.
You know what?
1128
01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:54,957
I think we could
actually win this.
1129
01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:58,727
Maybe we should
make sure.
1130
01:04:58,794 --> 01:05:03,026
"Compare the opposing
army so you may know
where strength lies."
1131
01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:04,259
Recon?
1132
01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:12,598
Hey, guys. We need
to get some disguises.
1133
01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:21,912
They practice on stage 70A.
Find it.
1134
01:05:21,984 --> 01:05:24,009
Cell phones ready?
1135
01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,714
Recon positions by
texting only. Break!
1136
01:05:42,571 --> 01:05:44,300
Chels,
1137
01:05:44,373 --> 01:05:46,238
I'm right next to you.
1138
01:06:02,858 --> 01:06:04,189
Thank you.
1139
01:06:12,768 --> 01:06:14,531
VANCE: Hey, Ron,
get the gate for me.
1140
01:06:16,405 --> 01:06:18,270
Hello, Mr. Voorhees.
1141
01:06:18,341 --> 01:06:20,172
The Flamingos
just started...
1142
01:06:20,242 --> 01:06:22,210
Listen, we have got to
tighten up the security.
1143
01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:24,644
I need more time
for my Flamingos...
1144
01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:27,011
Keep up the good work.
1145
01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:32,143
I guess your father
would laugh at us, huh?
1146
01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:34,280
He's not big
into laughter.
1147
01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:37,053
You know,
I told him everything.
1148
01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:38,252
Really?
1149
01:06:38,327 --> 01:06:40,795
Then what'd he say
about you being
a cheerleader?
1150
01:06:40,863 --> 01:06:42,888
Well, that he
laughed at.
1151
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:47,731
Hey, covert cheer-ops.
1152
01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:50,134
Two-to-one pyramid.
1153
01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:56,272
All right, Ruben, Eric, Nick,
you three in the corner,
be the base.
1154
01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:59,041
Come on, guys, hurry up.
Let's go.
1155
01:06:59,115 --> 01:07:00,605
Chelsea,
watch out for the guard.
1156
01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:03,550
Brooke, first level.
All right.
1157
01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:05,450
One, two, three.
1158
01:07:06,989 --> 01:07:08,718
PENN: All right. Now, Carson.
1159
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:10,418
One, two, three.
1160
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:21,236
MAN: One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
1161
01:07:21,303 --> 01:07:23,533
I don't want to see
any loose knees.
1162
01:07:23,606 --> 01:07:26,040
Jason, that's on the two.
You're always late.
1163
01:07:26,108 --> 01:07:27,871
Wait, how did you
guys get in here?
1164
01:07:27,943 --> 01:07:31,811
Seriously, that guy
wasn't even a real guard.
1165
01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:34,406
"lf an enemy leaves
the door open, you
must rush in."
1166
01:07:34,483 --> 01:07:35,882
Art of Qar.
1167
01:07:37,086 --> 01:07:38,485
MAN:
Base, keep it together now.
1168
01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:41,955
I really want to see
you attack the ground.
Oh, yeah!
1169
01:07:44,093 --> 01:07:45,754
BROOKE: Oh, my gosh.
1170
01:07:45,828 --> 01:07:47,625
Welcome to cheer-topia.
1171
01:07:47,696 --> 01:07:49,857
State of the art
everything.
1172
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,762
Is that Letty Trotter?
1173
01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:54,302
Choreographer
to the stars?
1174
01:07:54,370 --> 01:07:55,530
That look on your faces,
1175
01:07:55,604 --> 01:07:57,765
that's the same look
I had after my divorce.
1176
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,138
So sad to see
a dream die.
1177
01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:01,470
(SlGHS)
1178
01:08:01,544 --> 01:08:04,342
Anyhoo, give my best
to Pepper, would you?
1179
01:08:08,984 --> 01:08:11,384
Vance wasn't
bluffing.
1180
01:08:11,454 --> 01:08:13,479
Their tumbling
is amazing.
1181
01:08:13,556 --> 01:08:14,648
Those Flamingos
are like...
1182
01:08:14,723 --> 01:08:16,281
Better than us.
1183
01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,621
We need to come up
with something
really good.
1184
01:08:18,727 --> 01:08:19,751
No, really?
1185
01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:21,421
I thought we'd come
up with something bad
1186
01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:23,055
and see if we
can win that way.
1187
01:08:23,132 --> 01:08:26,295
Sorry, it's a reflex.
1188
01:08:26,368 --> 01:08:27,392
What are we
going to do?
1189
01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:29,267
Look, I don't know, okay?
I can't believe it.
1190
01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:32,967
After all this, I just
wanted to win Camp
Championships once.
1191
01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:34,373
Don't freak out, Carson.
1192
01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:37,105
Yeah, easy for you
to say. You've won.
1193
01:08:40,649 --> 01:08:43,641
Look, our dance routine
is better than theirs.
1194
01:08:43,719 --> 01:08:46,119
We just need
a triple threat.
1195
01:08:46,188 --> 01:08:48,622
Let's think.
What would Sun Tzu do?
1196
01:08:52,328 --> 01:08:55,820
"Make use of concubines
who are greedy for gold."
1197
01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:07,673
I don't think Sun Tzu
would be riding a
rollercoaster, Carson.
1198
01:09:07,743 --> 01:09:09,711
You see how the red
and blue rails loop?
1199
01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:11,541
Criss-cross and
then corkscrew away?
1200
01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:13,605
Yeah, almost like
a double helix.
1201
01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:16,548
That'll be the path
of the two flyers.
1202
01:09:16,619 --> 01:09:17,608
Sweet!
Sweet!
1203
01:09:17,686 --> 01:09:19,381
No one's ever
done that before.
1204
01:09:19,455 --> 01:09:21,320
We're gonna
need something new
if we want to win.
1205
01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:23,654
Imagine if we pull it off.
That would be sick!
1206
01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:25,192
It'd be awesome.
So cool!
1207
01:09:25,261 --> 01:09:27,525
But is it possible?
1208
01:09:27,596 --> 01:09:30,463
Yeah, it's gonna
be really difficult
for the flyers.
1209
01:09:30,533 --> 01:09:32,194
Who's gonna do it?
1210
01:09:33,369 --> 01:09:34,927
Five, six, seven, eight...
1211
01:09:58,761 --> 01:09:59,750
(GROANS)
1212
01:09:59,828 --> 01:10:01,989
(ALL GASPlNG)
1213
01:10:02,097 --> 01:10:03,257
You okay?
1214
01:10:03,332 --> 01:10:04,424
Yeah. I'm fine.
1215
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,559
All right, you guys,
let's do it again.
1216
01:10:20,516 --> 01:10:23,644
One, two, three,
four, five, six...
1217
01:10:52,781 --> 01:10:54,772
(LAUGHlNG)
1218
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:57,416
Hey, Aeysha,
who taught you to sew?
1219
01:10:57,486 --> 01:10:58,748
Martha Stewart.
1220
01:10:58,821 --> 01:11:01,415
All right.
One portable hot press.
1221
01:11:01,490 --> 01:11:03,515
Nice work.
Where'd you find that?
1222
01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:07,551
Concierges can do anything
all over the world.
1223
01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:10,963
You'll see for yourself
when we win tomorrow.
1224
01:11:17,306 --> 01:11:19,501
REPORTER:
Where in the world
of competition sports
1225
01:11:19,575 --> 01:11:21,509
will you find
two arch rivals,
1226
01:11:21,577 --> 01:11:23,738
forced by
a dramatic twist of fate,
1227
01:11:23,812 --> 01:11:25,939
to join teams and
combine their styles
1228
01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:28,108
to face a mysterious
new challenger?
1229
01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:31,448
Well, right here at the
All Star Cheer Camp
Championships,
1230
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,545
where one of these teams
will win the title
1231
01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:35,522
and the right to represent
the United States
1232
01:11:35,591 --> 01:11:37,456
in the World Cheer
Exhibition Tour.
1233
01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:38,823
And who will that be?
1234
01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:50,104
Up next on Cheer TV,
the most exciting
cheerleading in the world!
1235
01:11:50,172 --> 01:11:52,106
All right.
All right. All right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
1236
01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:54,438
boys and girls,
moms and dads,
1237
01:11:54,510 --> 01:11:57,570
welcome to
the All Star Cheer
Camp Championship!
1238
01:11:57,646 --> 01:11:58,635
(WHOOPlNG)
1239
01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:00,780
You guys look great.
1240
01:12:00,849 --> 01:12:02,612
All right. Qell, let's
not waste any more time.
1241
01:12:02,685 --> 01:12:05,711
Let's bring out
our first people,
representing Camp Victory,
1242
01:12:05,788 --> 01:12:09,224
Iadies and gentlemen,
make a lot of noise
for Sebring!
1243
01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:10,986
(CROWD CHEERlNG)
1244
01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:24,296
(CROWD CHEERlNG)
1245
01:12:33,615 --> 01:12:36,846
PEPPER:
Thank you, Prairie Dogs.
Good luck in the competition.
1246
01:12:36,919 --> 01:12:40,377
Next up on
the practice pad,
the Flamingos.
1247
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:53,134
...three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.
1248
01:13:04,847 --> 01:13:05,973
Yeah.
1249
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,216
Yeah!
1250
01:13:19,328 --> 01:13:20,920
Yeah!
Good job.
1251
01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:23,832
All right. All right!
1252
01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,931
Great job, Sebring!
1253
01:13:27,002 --> 01:13:28,026
(QHOOPS)
1254
01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:29,627
They really brought it,
didn't they?
1255
01:13:29,705 --> 01:13:33,368
Another fantastic routine.
Am I right?
1256
01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:36,634
Yeah!
Are you ready for another?
1257
01:13:37,112 --> 01:13:39,239
All right! All the way
from South Dakota,
1258
01:13:39,314 --> 01:13:41,407
give it up for
the Prairie Dogs!
1259
01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:43,542
Don't forget your lock out.
1260
01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:53,823
All right, guys,
let's run it.
Five, six...
1261
01:14:16,318 --> 01:14:19,048
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY)
1262
01:15:07,369 --> 01:15:09,303
This is a cheer-saster.
1263
01:15:09,571 --> 01:15:11,300
A cheer-tastrophe.
1264
01:15:11,907 --> 01:15:14,569
A total cheer-clipse
of the sun.
1265
01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:15,632
Not bad.
Good one.
1266
01:15:15,711 --> 01:15:16,735
Yes.
1267
01:15:16,812 --> 01:15:18,245
Look, no, you guys
are all wrong, okay.
1268
01:15:18,313 --> 01:15:20,247
We're still good.
We just...
1269
01:15:20,315 --> 01:15:22,215
We want the crowd
to be pumped up.
1270
01:15:46,608 --> 01:15:47,836
(lNAUDlBLE)
1271
01:16:28,984 --> 01:16:32,215
MAN: Okay, all right.
They were really good, right?
1272
01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:36,054
Sharks, Jets, Shets.
1273
01:16:36,124 --> 01:16:38,354
It doesn't really matter
what you call yourselves.
1274
01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:42,227
Oh, and you call yourselves
the Flaming Hoes.
1275
01:16:42,297 --> 01:16:44,424
Yeah.
That's a bad choice.
1276
01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:48,833
...introduce to you,
the mighty Flamingos.
1277
01:16:53,575 --> 01:16:56,942
Hope you've been practicing
your loser facials.
1278
01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:59,344
Oh, wait.
I think you're on.
1279
01:16:59,681 --> 01:17:01,581
You are so on.
1280
01:17:01,683 --> 01:17:03,310
Shelby, come on!
1281
01:17:03,385 --> 01:17:04,977
Shelby, come on!
1282
01:17:05,053 --> 01:17:06,145
Come on, you guys.
1283
01:17:06,221 --> 01:17:07,245
Let's go.
1284
01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:17,798
Flamingos, think pink!
1285
01:17:17,933 --> 01:17:19,423
ALL: Pink, pink, pink!
1286
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,333
They're even better
than I remembered.
1287
01:17:55,404 --> 01:17:57,531
And they're not
even cursed.
1288
01:17:58,006 --> 01:17:59,371
Carson.
1289
01:18:13,488 --> 01:18:15,752
Okay, you've got to
get over yourself
and fast.
1290
01:18:15,824 --> 01:18:17,485
What?
Stop psyching
yourself out.
1291
01:18:17,559 --> 01:18:18,583
Look, I'm totally fine.
1292
01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:21,026
You're totally not,
and they know that
you're scared.
1293
01:18:21,096 --> 01:18:22,495
Look, what else do
you want me to say?
1294
01:18:22,564 --> 01:18:23,929
You've been right
about me all along.
1295
01:18:23,999 --> 01:18:25,296
I'm not a good leader,
my skills are...
1296
01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:27,301
You idiot.
This is not about skills.
1297
01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,269
This competition is
about showmanship.
1298
01:18:29,337 --> 01:18:32,204
Your choreography is
going to win it for us.
1299
01:18:32,274 --> 01:18:35,801
Don't you know you're
more creative than me?
1300
01:18:35,877 --> 01:18:38,607
Why else would I bother
to put you down?
1301
01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:42,915
Carson, you've got it.
You always have.
1302
01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:46,683
But for the Shets' sake,
now you gotta bring it.
1303
01:18:46,755 --> 01:18:49,383
Hey, it's your year,
remember?
1304
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:51,858
No, Brooke, it's our year.
1305
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:12,941
(EXCLAlMS)
1306
01:19:15,684 --> 01:19:16,981
All right, you guys,
this is it.
1307
01:19:17,052 --> 01:19:18,280
Just stay tight
and lock out.
1308
01:19:18,353 --> 01:19:19,877
Okay. On three.
1309
01:19:21,056 --> 01:19:22,353
One, two, three.
1310
01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:23,652
ALL: Shets!
1311
01:19:28,230 --> 01:19:30,494
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1312
01:19:31,099 --> 01:19:32,532
Yeah.
Hey.
1313
01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:39,506
Yeah! Great job!
1314
01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:44,944
And now for our
last performance
of the day,
1315
01:19:45,013 --> 01:19:50,576
from Camp Spirit Thunder,
rising from the ashes
of both coasts,
1316
01:19:50,652 --> 01:19:53,485
here are the Shets!
1317
01:20:08,503 --> 01:20:11,028
Don't worry, skids,
I checked your marks.
1318
01:20:11,106 --> 01:20:12,596
Just catch me, okay.
1319
01:20:12,674 --> 01:20:13,800
Cradle.
1320
01:20:14,442 --> 01:20:15,932
All set, Penn.
1321
01:20:51,546 --> 01:20:53,207
(FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING)
1322
01:20:53,281 --> 01:20:56,580
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)
1323
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:45,792
Cradle.
1324
01:21:47,602 --> 01:21:49,502
Told you I'd catch you.
1325
01:22:49,864 --> 01:22:51,263
(EXCLAlMlNG)
1326
01:24:00,735 --> 01:24:03,101
Yes, yes. Yes, yes!
1327
01:24:27,095 --> 01:24:29,029
(CROWD ROARlNG)
1328
01:24:41,576 --> 01:24:42,907
We did it!
1329
01:24:43,178 --> 01:24:44,736
(WHOOPlNG)
1330
01:24:49,551 --> 01:24:51,610
That's what I'm
talking about.
Give me some.
1331
01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:53,313
Some what?
1332
01:24:53,388 --> 01:24:55,618
Okay. All right. Yeah!
1333
01:24:55,690 --> 01:24:59,854
As always,
Cheer Camp Championships
deliver, huh? Let's hear you.
1334
01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:01,896
Qe'll have to wait
for the judges to score
1335
01:25:01,963 --> 01:25:03,863
because this one's
going to be close.
1336
01:25:05,033 --> 01:25:06,762
Too close.
Yeah.
1337
01:25:06,835 --> 01:25:08,860
Now is a really bad
time to be cursed.
1338
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,771
You know what?
Who cares if
we're cursed?
1339
01:25:12,841 --> 01:25:16,004
Getting cursed may have
been the best thing that's
ever happened to us.
1340
01:25:16,077 --> 01:25:18,511
Without this curse,
we would have never
become this team,
1341
01:25:18,580 --> 01:25:20,514
and hit a stunt
that's never
been done before.
1342
01:25:20,582 --> 01:25:22,573
I mean,
that was amazing.
1343
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,848
I have the results
right here.
1344
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:28,616
I'll be reading third
place, apparently.
1345
01:25:28,690 --> 01:25:32,524
In third place,
representing South
Dakota, the Prairie Dogs.
1346
01:25:33,561 --> 01:25:35,188
Way to go, Dogs.
1347
01:25:36,297 --> 01:25:38,891
Look, we all gave 1 00%,
and we trust each other.
1348
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:42,232
Who cares about some
stupid old trophy
and world tour?
1349
01:25:42,303 --> 01:25:45,568
Coming in at second place,
1350
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,631
the Flamingos!
1351
01:25:48,910 --> 01:25:49,934
Oh, my God!
1352
01:25:50,011 --> 01:25:52,639
All right. So that means
the winning squad
1353
01:25:52,714 --> 01:25:54,773
that will represent
the United States
1354
01:25:54,916 --> 01:25:57,009
on a Cheer Exhibition
Qorld Tour
1355
01:25:57,085 --> 01:26:00,646
is the East-Qest Shets!
1356
01:26:02,457 --> 01:26:04,049
Brooke, I meant
what I said.
I know.
1357
01:26:04,125 --> 01:26:05,752
It's just...
We freaking won!
1358
01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:06,851
I know.
1359
01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:10,360
Pepper, got something
for you.
1360
01:26:10,431 --> 01:26:12,126
My spirit stick.
1361
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:13,827
Vance, I knew it
was you all along.
1362
01:26:13,902 --> 01:26:15,893
But why? You don't
even believe in it.
1363
01:26:15,970 --> 01:26:17,096
No, but you do.
1364
01:26:17,372 --> 01:26:19,636
Besides,
the stupid stick didn't
work in the first place.
1365
01:26:19,707 --> 01:26:21,470
Pepper.
Maybe it did.
1366
01:26:21,543 --> 01:26:23,272
We broke the curse.
1367
01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:26,745
You sure did.
Congratulations.
1368
01:26:26,814 --> 01:26:29,408
No more curse!
No more curse!
1369
01:26:29,484 --> 01:26:33,011
No more curse!
No more curse!
1370
01:26:33,087 --> 01:26:34,918
No more curse!
1371
01:26:35,590 --> 01:26:36,784
Carson.
1372
01:26:41,329 --> 01:26:43,160
(ALL WHOOPlNG)
1373
01:26:57,478 --> 01:26:59,537
(SlNGlNG)
Boy walk in the spot,
he's so fresh
1374
01:26:59,614 --> 01:27:01,605
He got what he needs
to impressin'
1375
01:27:01,683 --> 01:27:03,742
Just look at the way
that he dressin'
1376
01:27:03,818 --> 01:27:05,809
Ain't no question
chicks like oh
1377
01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:07,946
Girl walkin' the spot,
she stop traffic
1378
01:27:08,022 --> 01:27:10,047
She's blowing your mind
with her asset
1379
01:27:10,124 --> 01:27:14,026
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like oh
1380
01:27:14,195 --> 01:27:15,992
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
1381
01:27:16,130 --> 01:27:17,927
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
1382
01:27:17,999 --> 01:27:20,194
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
1383
01:27:20,335 --> 01:27:22,565
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
1384
01:27:22,670 --> 01:27:24,365
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
1385
01:27:24,505 --> 01:27:26,234
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
1386
01:27:26,574 --> 01:27:28,565
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
1387
01:27:28,710 --> 01:27:30,735
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
1388
01:27:30,979 --> 01:27:35,109
He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at
1389
01:27:35,183 --> 01:27:39,176
Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they
1390
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:43,418
He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting
1391
01:27:43,491 --> 01:27:47,120
No more deliberating
Qhat you doin' let's get to it
1392
01:27:47,195 --> 01:27:49,425
Just like that they
1393
01:27:49,597 --> 01:27:51,656
Boy actin' as if
there's no pressure
1394
01:27:51,799 --> 01:27:53,892
He'd do anything
to get with her
1395
01:27:53,968 --> 01:27:55,902
He say anything
to convince her
1396
01:27:56,037 --> 01:27:58,005
Money spent to
diamonds send her
1397
01:27:58,072 --> 01:28:00,040
Girl playin' it cool
but she's with it
1398
01:28:00,174 --> 01:28:02,165
She lovin' the fact
that she's gifted
1399
01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,245
Everything he do
she gets lifted
1400
01:28:04,379 --> 01:28:06,347
Feels so wicked
lovin' like oh
1401
01:28:06,414 --> 01:28:08,143
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
1402
01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:10,046
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
1403
01:28:10,618 --> 01:28:12,643
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
1404
01:28:12,787 --> 01:28:14,812
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
1405
01:28:14,889 --> 01:28:16,652
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
1406
01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:18,554
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
1407
01:28:18,826 --> 01:28:20,885
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
1408
01:28:21,029 --> 01:28:23,122
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
1409
01:28:23,197 --> 01:28:27,156
He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at
1410
01:28:27,235 --> 01:28:31,729
Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they
1411
01:28:31,806 --> 01:28:35,469
He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting
1412
01:28:35,543 --> 01:28:39,604
No more deliberating
Qhat you doin' let's get to it
1413
01:28:39,681 --> 01:28:41,911
Just like that they
1414
01:28:43,718 --> 01:28:47,552
One night with you boy
just one night with you
1415
01:28:47,622 --> 01:28:52,321
All the things we could do
Every day I think of
1416
01:28:52,393 --> 01:28:55,988
One night with you
no one else but us two
1417
01:28:56,064 --> 01:29:01,263
All our dreams would come true
If we'd just get together
1418
01:29:01,369 --> 01:29:03,064
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
1419
01:29:03,204 --> 01:29:04,899
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
1420
01:29:04,972 --> 01:29:06,906
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
1421
01:29:07,041 --> 01:29:08,975
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
1422
01:29:09,110 --> 01:29:10,873
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
1423
01:29:11,012 --> 01:29:12,775
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
1424
01:29:12,914 --> 01:29:14,905
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
1425
01:29:15,049 --> 01:29:17,040
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
1426
01:29:17,118 --> 01:29:19,086
Uh, what you waitin' for?
1427
01:29:19,287 --> 01:29:23,451
He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at
1428
01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:27,358
Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they
1429
01:29:27,428 --> 01:29:31,592
He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting
1430
01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:35,966
No more deliberating
Qhat you doin' let's get to it
1431
01:29:36,037 --> 01:29:38,198
Just like that they
1432
01:29:38,272 --> 01:29:40,536
And it's only baby
1433
01:29:40,608 --> 01:29:44,476
You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it
1434
01:29:44,612 --> 01:29:46,580
You're gonna like it
1435
01:29:46,647 --> 01:29:48,979
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
1436
01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:52,349
You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it
1437
01:29:52,420 --> 01:29:54,183
You're gonna like it
1438
01:29:54,255 --> 01:29:56,883
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
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