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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:39,164 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:01:00,887 --> 00:01:05,322 I hope you're having a good evening, I got some real bad news, 4 00:01:05,324 --> 00:01:09,594 somebody's been hurt very very badly at the All Shop. 5 00:01:09,596 --> 00:01:12,597 And listen there was a girl there but she had 6 00:01:12,599 --> 00:01:15,232 absolutely nothing to do with it, 7 00:01:15,234 --> 00:01:17,602 I just wanna make that real clear, it was me, 8 00:01:17,604 --> 00:01:19,839 me who pushed him out of the window. 9 00:01:21,941 --> 00:01:26,278 I'm sorry I have to go because I'm going on the run now. 10 00:01:28,882 --> 00:01:35,585 Yeah, I'm sorry I gotta go on the run, OK, 11 00:01:35,587 --> 00:01:37,957 good evening, have a good one. 12 00:01:49,434 --> 00:01:52,135 OK, OK. 13 00:01:52,137 --> 00:01:54,638 It's time for me to take him back, oh honey. 14 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:59,208 Hi baby, what a perfect baby you are. 15 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:02,244 No I know, because she needs some dancing and some loving. 16 00:02:02,246 --> 00:02:04,648 No I think it's time to give her back. 17 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:06,449 Let me kiss your nose. 18 00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:08,885 - Let me kiss your nose. - Can ya give her back please? 19 00:02:08,887 --> 00:02:11,289 Please let go, let go please. 20 00:02:13,257 --> 00:02:15,092 Let's get outta here. 21 00:02:16,795 --> 00:02:18,427 If you ever need a professional babysitter... 22 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:22,266 - No thanks, we're fine. - Because I do that. 23 00:02:23,735 --> 00:02:26,738 You got these in a size eight? 24 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:31,175 You're an eight, I'm an eight too. 25 00:02:33,077 --> 00:02:35,411 Well you got these in an eight? 26 00:02:35,413 --> 00:02:39,648 I need something to wear to the Fireman's Dance tonight. 27 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:43,152 You're going cause I'm going too. 28 00:02:43,154 --> 00:02:46,424 Honey everyone's going. 29 00:02:48,359 --> 00:02:49,458 You're wearing these? 30 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,927 If you got 'em in an eight. 31 00:02:51,929 --> 00:02:54,165 - An eight huh? - Yeah... 32 00:02:58,936 --> 00:03:00,371 What is her deal? 33 00:03:08,312 --> 00:03:11,549 We only have 'em in a size 13, so. 34 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:14,950 But it's time for my break and maybe I'll see you 35 00:03:14,952 --> 00:03:16,652 at the dance. 36 00:04:07,604 --> 00:04:12,172 Oh man, one by one they didn't revise the schedule again. 37 00:04:12,174 --> 00:04:13,374 What? 38 00:04:13,376 --> 00:04:15,677 - Yeah man. - Oh yeah right. 39 00:04:15,679 --> 00:04:18,079 I really need you for inventory. 40 00:04:18,081 --> 00:04:21,549 You said if I asked for something two weeks in advance 41 00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:23,551 I could have it and I asked for tonight off because... 42 00:04:25,689 --> 00:04:30,424 I asked for it off two weeks ago, that I could... 43 00:04:30,426 --> 00:04:32,192 I really wanna go to the Fireman's Dance tonight 44 00:04:32,194 --> 00:04:35,630 because there's a special lady I'm hoping to see. 45 00:04:35,632 --> 00:04:37,932 I did ask for it off two weeks ago Dale. 46 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:39,634 You're gonna love the new associates. 47 00:04:39,636 --> 00:04:41,368 - Neat. - Yeah. 48 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:43,971 So I can have tonight off? 49 00:04:43,973 --> 00:04:47,141 No can do bud, OK I need you back on the floor, out you go, let's go. 50 00:04:47,143 --> 00:04:50,377 Dale you said if I asked for it two weeks in advance... 51 00:04:50,379 --> 00:04:52,446 I don't remember this, let's go buddy let's go, 52 00:04:52,448 --> 00:04:56,318 out you go, come on, come on, out you go man! 53 00:05:25,481 --> 00:05:27,481 Attention All Shop shoppers, we will be closing 54 00:05:27,483 --> 00:05:30,951 in 15 minutes, please bring all your final purchases 55 00:05:30,953 --> 00:05:32,588 to the checkout. 56 00:05:36,024 --> 00:05:39,425 - And then just the top one. - Very creative. 57 00:05:39,427 --> 00:05:40,660 Thanks Dale. 58 00:05:40,662 --> 00:05:42,596 - Yeah. - Thank you. 59 00:05:42,598 --> 00:05:45,868 Well what if some kid wants this one? 60 00:05:52,373 --> 00:05:54,040 Watch where you're going Dale. 61 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:57,445 Yeah wasn't looking, wasn't looking there. 62 00:06:04,685 --> 00:06:06,654 Oh hi Stephanie, hi. 63 00:06:10,159 --> 00:06:12,794 Words have a way with yourself. 64 00:06:14,029 --> 00:06:15,396 I read lots. 65 00:06:17,532 --> 00:06:22,003 I talk to you in my head lots, sometimes out loud. 66 00:06:23,504 --> 00:06:27,039 Not in a like a creepy way or nothing, just, 67 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:30,142 just wish you were there kinda way, 68 00:06:30,144 --> 00:06:32,878 wish you knew who I was kinda way. 69 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:37,350 I mean, I know you know who I am, and I know you too... 70 00:06:43,423 --> 00:06:45,693 Because we work together. 71 00:06:47,161 --> 00:06:50,596 That's some pretty uh, where'd you, where'd you 72 00:06:50,598 --> 00:06:52,667 get that corsage there? 73 00:06:54,168 --> 00:06:58,270 A man's taking me to the Fireman's Dance. 74 00:06:58,272 --> 00:06:59,673 Man, man is? 75 00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:05,077 I was actually... 76 00:07:05,079 --> 00:07:07,281 Everyone's going honey. 77 00:07:08,748 --> 00:07:09,917 All right. 78 00:07:12,053 --> 00:07:13,420 Hey Stephanie? 79 00:07:15,355 --> 00:07:19,726 Just so you know, anyone messes with you, I got your back. 80 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:29,601 But no one is messing with me. 81 00:07:29,603 --> 00:07:32,136 I know no one is right now I'm just saying 82 00:07:32,138 --> 00:07:36,376 if they were to, then in that case I would be there, 83 00:07:38,612 --> 00:07:41,748 I would have your back if they did. 84 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:48,221 But no one is. 85 00:08:13,346 --> 00:08:17,416 - Leg trap to the right today. - Thank you Ada. 86 00:08:42,041 --> 00:08:43,807 So you've finally found the balls to put 87 00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:46,610 me out of my misery? 88 00:08:46,612 --> 00:08:52,015 Got your supplies, WD-40, jumper cable, fishing line. 89 00:08:52,017 --> 00:08:53,817 Well if you must come tomorrow I need 90 00:08:53,819 --> 00:08:57,554 a flashlight, concertina wire, and a buckshot. 91 00:08:57,556 --> 00:09:00,324 All right, I'll get you a light. 92 00:09:00,326 --> 00:09:01,892 - No buckshot. - No I need a buckshot. 93 00:09:01,894 --> 00:09:05,528 - No buckshot. - You will bring it. 94 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:08,365 You got another one from Canada. 95 00:09:08,367 --> 00:09:11,201 I wish you'd write Uncle Frank back. 96 00:09:11,203 --> 00:09:12,703 I would like to meet him. 97 00:09:12,705 --> 00:09:14,470 My brother's never been there for me. 98 00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:17,740 Eat up you wanna get big and strong. 99 00:09:17,742 --> 00:09:19,843 They gave me a gook for a nurse can you believe it? 100 00:09:19,845 --> 00:09:21,845 Ada is Filipino. 101 00:09:21,847 --> 00:09:24,714 Maybe she says that but I know she's a gook. 102 00:09:24,716 --> 00:09:28,684 OK let's get you dressed for dinner, OK? 103 00:09:28,686 --> 00:09:31,023 - Oh God, OK. - Come on. 104 00:09:41,266 --> 00:09:44,767 Now you're gonna honor our deal, I take care of you 105 00:09:44,769 --> 00:09:48,204 and then when the time is right, you take care of me. 106 00:09:48,206 --> 00:09:49,538 Simple bullet to the head. 107 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:50,608 I was 10. 108 00:09:57,383 --> 00:10:02,251 Ah they'll give us that grizzle, it makes us die quicker. 109 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:05,790 Sneaky, cancer is getting me quick enough. 110 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:12,128 At least the commies were honest about it. 111 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:14,529 They wanted us dead. 112 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:18,635 Like your mom did with you, she just missed her appointment. 113 00:10:26,477 --> 00:10:29,245 You gotta eat, Grandpa. 114 00:10:29,247 --> 00:10:31,546 I can't eat that shit you have. 115 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,985 I can't eat, I'm in love. 116 00:10:50,634 --> 00:10:54,102 Stephanie can you come out to my office for a quick minute 117 00:10:54,104 --> 00:10:55,804 thank you. 118 00:10:55,806 --> 00:10:57,639 I was gonna take her to the dance tonight, 119 00:10:57,641 --> 00:11:00,642 but Dale's got me working, and she's way out of my league. 120 00:11:00,644 --> 00:11:04,612 You should enlist, show up in uniform. 121 00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:08,783 Crushes them like a boot on a daisy. 122 00:11:08,785 --> 00:11:11,319 Maybe I'll join the Marines. 123 00:11:11,321 --> 00:11:13,321 Then she'll wanna be with me forever. 124 00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:17,794 When you go to war you don't make ties, you cut 'em. 125 00:11:29,339 --> 00:11:33,208 I thought she was the love of my life. 126 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:35,176 Is that my grandma. 127 00:11:35,178 --> 00:11:38,612 No your grandma was a hole I stubbled into late one night. 128 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:43,485 That's Mary Lynson, that's the only girl I ever really loved 129 00:11:43,487 --> 00:11:46,387 and I gave her up for the Marines. 130 00:11:46,389 --> 00:11:50,525 Enlisted with my brother before some coed sucked 131 00:11:50,527 --> 00:11:55,530 the courage out of him he ran away to Canada. 132 00:11:55,532 --> 00:11:59,735 Got brainwashed by fellatio, flower power and folk music. 133 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:04,638 Probably speaks French now, joined Al-Qaeda. 134 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,673 What happened to Mary Lynson? 135 00:12:06,675 --> 00:12:09,209 Do you know where she is? 136 00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:14,314 Last I heard she was in some goddamn place in Montana. Hartsville. 137 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:18,586 That's home to the world's largest gun, that's on my map. 138 00:12:18,588 --> 00:12:19,887 If you show me that goddamn map 139 00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:22,523 again I'll shove it up your ass. 140 00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:25,759 We gotta get you to Hartsville, Montana. 141 00:12:25,761 --> 00:12:27,494 And leave all this? 142 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,163 We're gonna find Mary Lynson. 143 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,333 No, she'll be old now. 144 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,067 Probably smells of cat piss. 145 00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:36,570 Wouldn't it be something Grandpa if, 146 00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:39,273 I went to to the dance tonight and I got my girl 147 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:44,077 and then one day we went on a trip to Hartsville, Montana 148 00:12:44,079 --> 00:12:47,247 and we got your girl, it'd be like that show 149 00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:51,385 that you used to watch, on TV, about the cheetah. 150 00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:53,753 We could run and run and run like that cheetah 151 00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:55,622 all the way to your girl, Grandpa! 152 00:12:55,624 --> 00:12:57,257 That cheetah was running to kill a gazelle 153 00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:59,092 - not make love to it. - Yeah! 154 00:12:59,094 --> 00:13:01,894 You watch too much TV, you're a pussy like my 155 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:05,731 brother look at you, look at you, go on, go off to Canada! 156 00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:06,734 Yeehaw! 157 00:13:08,237 --> 00:13:10,772 Grow some balls boy, man up! 158 00:13:27,989 --> 00:13:31,726 Wow, look at you. 159 00:13:32,961 --> 00:13:36,596 Huh, how are things going for you out there? 160 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,765 So busy. 161 00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:42,904 Who you chatting with? 162 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:50,643 Your phone's dead Steph, you have to charge the thing. 163 00:13:50,645 --> 00:13:53,446 I gotta go catch a bus because I'm gonna go 164 00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,147 to the dance, so. 165 00:13:55,149 --> 00:13:57,916 Oh, I can give you a ride to the dance, 166 00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:00,588 we can be dates or something. 167 00:14:03,991 --> 00:14:07,126 I'll take the ride but I can't be your date. 168 00:14:07,128 --> 00:14:08,296 - No? - Nah. 169 00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:16,435 I see you like the dress from Sacajawea, 170 00:14:16,437 --> 00:14:18,837 a size too small perhaps. 171 00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:20,539 Well now I was just... 172 00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:23,643 You know what just keep it, it's on me. 173 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,179 Have a seat, hang out with me. 174 00:14:33,053 --> 00:14:34,855 I do like this song. 175 00:14:42,462 --> 00:14:46,833 You know I sit up here sometimes and I watch you, 176 00:14:49,036 --> 00:14:50,504 on the cameras. 177 00:14:54,174 --> 00:14:56,176 I see you doing things, 178 00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:01,814 things I should probably fire you for. 179 00:15:04,484 --> 00:15:07,918 Then I start thinking things. 180 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,256 Things I don't wanna be thinking. 181 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:16,194 Things corporate certainly doesn't consider core values. 182 00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:18,765 And here I am thinking them. 183 00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:31,911 Oh I was, I was just borrowing those. 184 00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:46,423 Come here. 185 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:48,092 I'm OK. 186 00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:51,698 Don't be silly come here, come on, it's fine. 187 00:15:53,734 --> 00:15:55,767 - Hey, what's up bro? - Hey. 188 00:15:55,769 --> 00:15:56,967 Do you know where Steph is? 189 00:15:56,969 --> 00:15:58,869 Upstairs talking to half a sack. 190 00:15:58,871 --> 00:16:00,237 - Okay. - Good luck. 191 00:16:00,239 --> 00:16:03,941 Thanks. 192 00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:06,143 I can't be with you, Dale. 193 00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:07,213 Why not? 194 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,950 Everyone says you only got one nut, and what am I 195 00:16:13,952 --> 00:16:16,255 supposed to do with that? 196 00:16:19,759 --> 00:16:21,792 No hey, hey! 197 00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:23,460 Get off! 198 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:28,133 Stop it! 199 00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:21,453 Whoa... 200 00:17:39,504 --> 00:17:41,406 He's OK. 201 00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:44,407 He's OK. 202 00:17:44,409 --> 00:17:46,343 We'll just go. 203 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:55,016 I shouldn't have taken the dress this is all my fault, 204 00:17:55,018 --> 00:17:57,152 is Dale gonna be a vegetable? 205 00:17:57,154 --> 00:17:58,188 No. 206 00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:01,256 We need to call an ambulance. 207 00:18:01,258 --> 00:18:03,391 No I know, I know, we will, we will, we will, OK. 208 00:18:03,393 --> 00:18:05,193 I promise, we will OK? 209 00:18:05,195 --> 00:18:07,028 The cops are gonna come and take me away aren't they? 210 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,831 Because if you would've just let us be then none of this 211 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,867 would've ever happened, I just wanna go back in time, 212 00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:13,168 I can't lose my job, I cannot lose my job because then 213 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,369 the whole town is gonna know 214 00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:17,274 and then no one is gonna want me. 215 00:18:25,015 --> 00:18:28,083 I hope you're having a good evening, I got some real bad 216 00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:34,222 news, somebody's been hurt very very badly at the All Shop. 217 00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:35,526 Yes ma'am. 218 00:18:37,794 --> 00:18:40,962 Well I pushed him out of the window see. 219 00:18:40,964 --> 00:18:43,298 And listen there was a girl there but she had 220 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,065 absolutely nothing to do with it, 221 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,402 I just wanna make that real clear, it was me, 222 00:18:47,404 --> 00:18:51,806 me who pushed him out of the window. 223 00:18:51,808 --> 00:18:56,279 I'm sorry I have to go because I'm going on the run now. 224 00:18:58,247 --> 00:19:05,152 Yeah, I'm sorry I gotta go on the run, OK, 225 00:19:05,154 --> 00:19:08,457 good evening, have a good one. 226 00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:11,592 What did you just do? 227 00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:13,895 I just made a phone call. 228 00:19:13,897 --> 00:19:15,563 No you lied I pushed him out. 229 00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:18,399 You didn't do nothing wrong Steph, come in, 230 00:19:18,401 --> 00:19:21,435 get in I'll drive you to the Fireman's Dance. 231 00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:23,404 They're gonna blame me anyway so I'm going with. 232 00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:24,572 No. 233 00:19:24,574 --> 00:19:26,442 - Yes. - No, Steph! 234 00:19:32,348 --> 00:19:35,818 So where are we going on the run to? 235 00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:59,272 If there'd be buckshot in there 236 00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:00,710 the end of you. 237 00:20:02,044 --> 00:20:04,344 You finally taking me to the woods? 238 00:20:04,346 --> 00:20:06,680 Remember what I told you, two to the chest, 239 00:20:06,682 --> 00:20:07,984 one to the head. 240 00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:14,989 You didn't sign him out! 241 00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:16,522 We're on the run lady. 242 00:20:16,524 --> 00:20:17,891 To a movie! 243 00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:19,325 I don't run for anything what's going on? 244 00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:20,493 I pushed our boss out of the window, 245 00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:21,729 and Harley took the rap for it. 246 00:20:21,731 --> 00:20:22,863 You what? 247 00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:23,964 You told me to grow some balls. 248 00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:25,065 Yeah but not... 249 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,132 Can you help me? 250 00:20:26,134 --> 00:20:28,568 Yeah but not be a patsie! 251 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,169 Is this the one you're crazy about? 252 00:20:30,171 --> 00:20:31,571 May as well as have done it for a little treat. 253 00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,172 Enough out of you! 254 00:20:33,174 --> 00:20:35,575 We're going Hartsville, Montana 255 00:20:35,577 --> 00:20:39,379 home of America's largest gun, and find Mary Lynson. 256 00:20:39,381 --> 00:20:41,547 I walked on a top 17-year-old, 257 00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:43,750 what do I want from a saggy 65 huh? 258 00:20:43,752 --> 00:20:46,086 It'll be just like Vietnam, Grandpa. 259 00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:47,487 The good old days. 260 00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:50,325 Oh I'm too... 261 00:21:05,573 --> 00:21:07,874 We're crossing the state line, now the Feds are coming for 262 00:21:07,876 --> 00:21:12,411 you and they've got black choppers, incendiary grenades 263 00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:16,283 and affirmative actions, you up for this son? 264 00:21:33,968 --> 00:21:35,136 Stephanie? 265 00:21:36,537 --> 00:21:37,705 I just uh... 266 00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:42,043 How you doing? 267 00:21:43,243 --> 00:21:45,312 I'm fine. 268 00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:50,551 First thing that you should probably know... 269 00:21:51,552 --> 00:21:53,285 What? 270 00:21:53,287 --> 00:21:57,758 Uh, I would like very much for you to be my girl. 271 00:22:07,101 --> 00:22:09,803 Harley I can't be with you. 272 00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:12,604 Why not? 273 00:22:12,606 --> 00:22:14,639 Well it's just that you're kinda... 274 00:22:14,641 --> 00:22:16,475 Kinda what? 275 00:22:16,477 --> 00:22:20,444 And I'm all about having babies and I just don't think 276 00:22:20,446 --> 00:22:22,013 that you're daddy material. 277 00:22:22,015 --> 00:22:23,615 Steph I may not be like those... 278 00:22:23,617 --> 00:22:24,752 So sleepy... 279 00:22:27,087 --> 00:22:28,756 Steph... 280 00:23:22,642 --> 00:23:24,544 So many messages. 281 00:23:29,015 --> 00:23:30,714 Hey! 282 00:23:30,716 --> 00:23:32,515 That's my phone, why did you do that? 283 00:23:32,517 --> 00:23:35,485 Sorry it's just that I think they can track us, so. 284 00:23:35,487 --> 00:23:39,556 I have, to my friends, you had no right to do that. 285 00:23:39,558 --> 00:23:41,759 Stephanie they could track us. 286 00:23:41,761 --> 00:23:44,261 I wanna go to the Fireman's Dance because I, 287 00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:45,762 I'm missing the Fireman's Dance, and I just wanna go. 288 00:23:45,764 --> 00:23:47,231 I'm sorry I didn't mean to upset you. 289 00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:49,666 I don't wanna be... 290 00:23:49,668 --> 00:23:52,602 It's OK we can still have fun even though we're on 291 00:23:52,604 --> 00:23:56,706 the run, we can see the world, look, look, look. 292 00:23:56,708 --> 00:24:00,211 We could go see the world's longest licorice rope, 293 00:24:00,213 --> 00:24:03,680 my foster sister would love that one, she's a girl. 294 00:24:03,682 --> 00:24:07,684 Dino Land, or the world's largest possum. 295 00:24:07,686 --> 00:24:12,256 Wow, world's largest possum, Dinosaur World. 296 00:24:12,258 --> 00:24:14,459 That's gonna be neat, see? 297 00:24:16,628 --> 00:24:19,896 Looks like a stupid kid's trip. 298 00:24:19,898 --> 00:24:23,869 Ah no this is great, this is gonna be great. 299 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:31,743 I never been on a trip before. 300 00:24:33,578 --> 00:24:35,881 That's OK I'll take you. 301 00:24:43,321 --> 00:24:45,889 Could we just please eat at all the places that I know? 302 00:24:45,891 --> 00:24:47,092 Yeah. 303 00:24:48,894 --> 00:24:50,561 Yes ma'am. 304 00:24:55,499 --> 00:24:57,269 What's this place? 305 00:24:59,304 --> 00:25:01,637 This is the Hork Factory Monument, home of 306 00:25:01,639 --> 00:25:06,808 the world's largest can of Hork right there, see that? 307 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:08,944 Harley what's Hork? 308 00:25:08,946 --> 00:25:10,348 Hork, ham-pork. 309 00:25:13,118 --> 00:25:15,083 Come on Grandpa, you wanna come? 310 00:25:15,085 --> 00:25:19,023 Nah, leave me here, let me broil to death. 311 00:25:20,624 --> 00:25:22,658 Naked and starving, starving and naked. 312 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:25,694 Starving for reality, starving for madness. 313 00:25:25,696 --> 00:25:28,098 Do you ever feel that way? 314 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,036 I'm always starving. 315 00:25:34,772 --> 00:25:37,272 That's right, all this monkey-mind BS, 316 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:41,045 let's go back to our bodies, right, yeah! 317 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,146 Fitz Paradise. 318 00:25:44,148 --> 00:25:46,048 I'm Steph. 319 00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:48,317 I got red floors in the cafe, 320 00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:51,320 better watch your step. 321 00:25:51,322 --> 00:25:54,156 This is our small batch Oktoberfest Hork drink, 322 00:25:54,158 --> 00:25:58,193 you'll notice hints of lemongrass and Dr. Pepper. 323 00:25:58,195 --> 00:26:02,164 Since 1932 Hork has been an American food staple 324 00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:05,300 and it's considered a gourmet treat in South Korea. 325 00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:07,802 As you walk through the Hork Factory Museum 326 00:26:07,804 --> 00:26:10,738 you will learn about the countries where Hork is sold 327 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:13,641 and eaten, so grab your hats and jump aboard 328 00:26:13,643 --> 00:26:15,578 on the Hork Factory... 329 00:26:40,837 --> 00:26:42,870 I'm really excited to learn from a real hero, 330 00:26:42,872 --> 00:26:44,071 I followed your career... 331 00:26:44,073 --> 00:26:45,840 How much do you squat? 332 00:26:45,842 --> 00:26:47,908 Not enough, I'm actually in a lot of pain right now. 333 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:52,046 No, come on, self-defense. 334 00:26:52,048 --> 00:26:54,015 He still kidnapped two people right? 335 00:26:54,017 --> 00:26:55,783 What a cock tease. 336 00:26:55,785 --> 00:26:58,085 Can I help you find anything? 337 00:26:58,087 --> 00:26:59,621 Oh... 338 00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:03,393 Do you sell that Kama Sutra for pigs book? 339 00:27:04,526 --> 00:27:09,596 Yeah. I don't think we have that. 340 00:27:09,598 --> 00:27:11,564 Do you sell forgiveness? 341 00:27:11,566 --> 00:27:13,269 Or redemption? 342 00:27:14,636 --> 00:27:16,571 Let me check. 343 00:27:20,309 --> 00:27:22,145 Morning boys! 344 00:27:43,999 --> 00:27:47,901 Whoa, you guys stay back, stay back. 345 00:27:47,903 --> 00:27:51,573 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 346 00:27:54,109 --> 00:27:55,410 Officer down! 347 00:27:56,511 --> 00:27:59,648 - Get in, get in! - You want a ride? 348 00:28:01,483 --> 00:28:05,253 You about the best tornado I've ever seen. 349 00:28:06,455 --> 00:28:08,088 Fitz Paradise. 350 00:28:08,090 --> 00:28:09,956 Delighted. 351 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:14,626 So is there a plan or just a duration? 352 00:28:14,628 --> 00:28:16,196 I see All Shop is jumping on this whole 353 00:28:16,198 --> 00:28:17,763 diversity wagon, lucky you. 354 00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:20,799 Ma'am Harley Johnson just ran over a cop. 355 00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:23,103 The officer is in critical condition. 356 00:28:23,105 --> 00:28:25,938 Hallelujah baby we got ourselves a cop-killer. 357 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:27,540 He's not dead. 358 00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:29,044 You gotta think positive here. 359 00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:42,690 You think you'll be all right? 360 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:49,895 Well it's its own journey, karma always comes around, 361 00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:54,168 a pig gets killed and is reborn as a tasty snack. 362 00:28:55,537 --> 00:29:00,007 We're all connected, worldwide. 363 00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:22,094 You know, I like that you're quiet type. 364 00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:26,500 I mean what is there really to talk about anyway huh? 365 00:29:30,271 --> 00:29:32,571 Well what goes on in that mind of yours? 366 00:29:32,573 --> 00:29:36,443 Or are you just living on the heart level? 367 00:29:40,548 --> 00:29:43,382 Bald eagle huh, what a symbol for our country, 368 00:29:43,384 --> 00:29:48,186 fly above everybody else, all alone. 369 00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:51,122 I just like the bird. 370 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:56,395 Yeah, me too. I love eagles. 371 00:29:56,397 --> 00:29:57,931 We're complicated. 372 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:11,275 Yeah, he got away huh? 373 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:13,878 You blame yourself for your partner don't you? 374 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,281 Well you should hun, you shit the bed, 375 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:20,885 now I gotta track down a cop killer that you let get away. 376 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,453 Wait, Stevie died? 377 00:30:22,455 --> 00:30:24,222 They said he was gonna be fine, that it... 378 00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:28,226 Gonna need this to cover up all the blood. 379 00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:30,063 - Hey? - Yo Husseini? 380 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,500 You all right hun? 381 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,934 You up for this job? 382 00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:40,504 Yes, ma'am. 383 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:45,742 Don't be fooled by civilization, you are not safe. 384 00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:49,313 You wear that badge all this color washes away 385 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,982 and you become a white man. 386 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,920 And we white men, are the target. 387 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,515 Get back in the van, this is a getaway 388 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:26,652 not a vacation. 389 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:21,070 Pens pens pens, a gift of the thought caption. 390 00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:22,440 What's this? 391 00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,564 Sweetened with the tears of unicorns, 392 00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:51,033 sweetened with the tears of unicorns. 393 00:32:51,035 --> 00:32:52,634 Thank you. 394 00:32:52,636 --> 00:32:55,204 Wow you sure have a lot of spending money. 395 00:32:55,206 --> 00:32:57,972 Oh I don't have any money. 396 00:32:57,974 --> 00:32:59,143 You steal? 397 00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:02,076 Did Robin Hood steal bread? 398 00:33:02,078 --> 00:33:04,713 Did Jesus steal the grace of God? 399 00:33:04,715 --> 00:33:06,881 That's so smart. 400 00:33:06,883 --> 00:33:08,983 But they're all little girls. 401 00:33:08,985 --> 00:33:12,821 No no no, look behind the curtain Dorothy! 402 00:33:12,823 --> 00:33:14,757 Selling cookies is how corporate America turns little girls 403 00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:17,125 into capitalize, teaching them how to capitalize on their 404 00:33:17,127 --> 00:33:20,429 youth in skimpy outfits to move product. 405 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:22,664 Behind those multiracial happy faces there's a big 406 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:25,233 patriarchal pimp turning down little girls one by one, 407 00:33:25,235 --> 00:33:29,170 I steal to lift the weight of these boxes off their backs. 408 00:33:29,172 --> 00:33:33,744 And because, I like the mint ones. 409 00:33:35,979 --> 00:33:38,749 You're full of shit. 410 00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:10,447 What is with this map? 411 00:34:11,548 --> 00:34:14,014 My foster family went on this trip. 412 00:34:14,016 --> 00:34:17,117 Your foster family, no! 413 00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:20,153 You can't drive the same road twice! 414 00:34:20,155 --> 00:34:22,356 There can only be one Woodstock. 415 00:34:22,358 --> 00:34:26,830 Try and go back and you get raped in a porta potty. 416 00:34:28,297 --> 00:34:31,901 No I didn't go on this trip, I was busy. 417 00:34:33,969 --> 00:34:36,169 I think you dodged a bullet. 418 00:34:36,171 --> 00:34:38,538 You can't become a man in the backseat. 419 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:41,541 I think they left you behind, but they gave you something 420 00:34:41,543 --> 00:34:43,410 much more important. 421 00:34:43,412 --> 00:34:46,012 Yeah well they gave me this map, because it's a souvenir 422 00:34:46,014 --> 00:34:47,849 which is nice. 423 00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:51,651 No you need to lose this thing, chart your own force! 424 00:34:51,653 --> 00:34:57,090 No, this the way we're going, all the way to the end. 425 00:34:57,092 --> 00:35:01,563 To find Mary Lynson, long-lost love of Grandpa's life. 426 00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:39,468 I bit off a man's finger once. 427 00:35:40,536 --> 00:35:42,403 What it taste like? 428 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,240 Tasty. 429 00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:49,210 Like... 430 00:35:58,987 --> 00:36:00,921 Anybody got any magical dreams need catching? 431 00:36:00,923 --> 00:36:02,156 Yeah! 432 00:36:03,558 --> 00:36:07,161 Sure, dreams I know about dreams, hah. 433 00:36:10,598 --> 00:36:12,398 Mama's driving now! 434 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,233 Oh God. 435 00:36:14,235 --> 00:36:16,902 Wait a minute, you know how to drive? 436 00:36:16,904 --> 00:36:19,171 I drove lots. 437 00:36:19,173 --> 00:36:21,240 I can do it, I got it, I got it, I got it. 438 00:36:21,242 --> 00:36:24,845 See? 439 00:36:54,609 --> 00:36:56,642 I take full responsibility for this 440 00:36:56,644 --> 00:36:59,546 and I will rectify the situation. 441 00:37:07,454 --> 00:37:10,555 Hey do you know who's car that is? 442 00:37:10,557 --> 00:37:12,692 Well do you like 'em? 443 00:37:49,361 --> 00:37:52,699 - They were here. - How do you know? 444 00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:56,500 It's freakin' sightseeing! 445 00:37:56,502 --> 00:37:59,436 Not worried about us at all, tra-la-la just taking in 446 00:37:59,438 --> 00:38:03,675 the sights, how about we join 'em on the next one? 447 00:38:03,677 --> 00:38:06,209 What's the matter with the cops? 448 00:38:06,211 --> 00:38:09,379 In Nam you'd be dead meat by now. 449 00:38:09,381 --> 00:38:12,382 Grandpa do you wanna come see this one? 450 00:38:12,384 --> 00:38:14,685 What kind of moron stops at roadside attraction 451 00:38:14,687 --> 00:38:16,789 when they're on the run? 452 00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:21,458 I just want everyone to have a good time. 453 00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:22,962 Jesus. 454 00:38:34,273 --> 00:38:38,142 No one understood Mr. Bunyan, he was just another 455 00:38:38,144 --> 00:38:42,715 giant reject, just another tall loser. 456 00:38:43,982 --> 00:38:47,084 Until the day they needed his help. 457 00:38:47,086 --> 00:38:49,953 And then he was there. 458 00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:54,426 He was always there, just, wanting to be their friend. 459 00:38:56,128 --> 00:39:00,599 And now they love 'em so much that they built this. 460 00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:06,803 Were Babe the Blue Ox and Mr. Bunyan in 461 00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:08,739 a sexual relationship, because my vote is still 462 00:39:08,741 --> 00:39:10,843 undecided on bestiality. 463 00:39:13,011 --> 00:39:14,845 That's one of those pieces of the story 464 00:39:14,847 --> 00:39:16,847 you don't hear much about, but that's interesting. 465 00:39:16,849 --> 00:39:19,783 Stephanie can I talk to you by ourselves? 466 00:39:19,785 --> 00:39:21,186 OK. 467 00:39:29,861 --> 00:39:36,501 Hey Steph, got you a present, for you. 468 00:39:58,288 --> 00:39:59,791 I'm not a child. 469 00:40:11,669 --> 00:40:14,369 Woman's like a rifle, you gotta know how they're 470 00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:16,672 put together before you can strip 'em down, 471 00:40:16,674 --> 00:40:20,577 you should've seen how I handled Mary Lynson. 472 00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:29,584 I got you a present too. 473 00:40:29,586 --> 00:40:32,054 I get it now. 474 00:40:32,056 --> 00:40:35,692 For a big blue cow, Babe is kind of a fox. 475 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,727 Hey it comes with superglue. 476 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:42,097 Oh that I can use. 477 00:40:42,099 --> 00:40:45,236 There we go. 478 00:41:29,246 --> 00:41:32,213 ...is asking for help locating Harley Johnson, 479 00:41:32,215 --> 00:41:35,316 the fugitive had placed a bizarre 911 call implicating 480 00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:39,653 himself in the death of All Shop manager Dale Hankey. 481 00:41:39,655 --> 00:41:42,257 Harley Johnson is the man responsible for the hit and run 482 00:41:42,259 --> 00:41:44,391 of a police officer that has left the victim 483 00:41:44,393 --> 00:41:46,393 in critical condition. 484 00:41:46,395 --> 00:41:49,563 A reward of $50,000 is being offered for any information 485 00:41:49,565 --> 00:41:52,468 on the whereabouts of Harley... 486 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:39,679 See this is the papa, because that one, 487 00:42:39,681 --> 00:42:44,450 this is the mama because it's protecting all the babies. 488 00:42:44,452 --> 00:42:46,887 She wants to have a man and babies because then you're 489 00:42:46,889 --> 00:42:49,722 not a stupid kid anymore. 490 00:42:49,724 --> 00:42:53,893 There's nothing better than being a stupid kid. 491 00:42:53,895 --> 00:42:58,798 You're free, you're untamed, you're unbroken. 492 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,501 You're alive, if you wanna make life, 493 00:43:02,503 --> 00:43:05,037 you gotta give up on your own. 494 00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:07,006 When you have a baby, they cut his cord and wrap it around 495 00:43:07,008 --> 00:43:09,141 your neck like a noose, they blindfold you 496 00:43:09,143 --> 00:43:10,977 with insurance forms and then as they roll the bodies 497 00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:12,511 out, they stamp the birth certificate and your 498 00:43:12,513 --> 00:43:15,081 death certificate, boom boom! 499 00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:17,984 One stop shop, every parent dies during childbirth 500 00:43:17,986 --> 00:43:21,887 and nobody wants to talk about it. 501 00:43:21,889 --> 00:43:25,226 There's nothing wrong with babies. 502 00:43:37,672 --> 00:43:41,573 You wanna see a T-rex made out of oil drums with me? 503 00:43:41,575 --> 00:43:44,844 I don't need to see that. 504 00:43:44,846 --> 00:43:48,948 These places are all the same, monuments to the worst 505 00:43:48,950 --> 00:43:51,350 that's happened to man. 506 00:43:51,352 --> 00:43:53,620 Cause of all this misery. 507 00:43:56,290 --> 00:43:57,691 What's that? 508 00:43:58,725 --> 00:43:59,893 Leisure. 509 00:44:47,007 --> 00:44:50,075 What'cha looking at, hey hey hey you get your ass 510 00:44:50,077 --> 00:44:52,611 out of there, that's my blues. 511 00:44:53,947 --> 00:44:56,247 Why aren't you wearing 'em? 512 00:44:56,249 --> 00:44:59,419 Because that's for special times. 513 00:45:14,367 --> 00:45:16,134 Lived your lives as civilians 514 00:45:16,136 --> 00:45:17,868 and hunker down, is that the plan? 515 00:45:17,870 --> 00:45:19,370 Sure. 516 00:45:19,372 --> 00:45:23,443 Being young as clothes on a clothesline. 517 00:45:59,078 --> 00:46:01,245 Gimme that I'm gonna have that. 518 00:46:01,247 --> 00:46:03,547 Now you see a word to your folks I'll shoot your eyes out 519 00:46:03,549 --> 00:46:07,317 and these dirt roads are no good for blind boys OK? 520 00:46:09,088 --> 00:46:10,923 Go on, run along now. 521 00:46:14,093 --> 00:46:17,227 Hey do you know anywhere good to eat 'round here? 522 00:46:17,229 --> 00:46:20,732 They got burgers down near by the flea market. 523 00:46:32,911 --> 00:46:34,212 It's a dog. 524 00:46:42,253 --> 00:46:44,355 In Nam they eat dogs. 525 00:46:45,690 --> 00:46:49,595 I'm gonna name HJ Farrara junior. 526 00:46:51,763 --> 00:46:55,967 Hi HJ, hi baby, hi baby. 527 00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:08,446 Ain't those the people we've seen on TV? 528 00:47:17,422 --> 00:47:19,322 It's time we get disguised. 529 00:47:19,324 --> 00:47:20,755 Where'd you find all that? 530 00:47:20,757 --> 00:47:22,427 Oh it found me. 531 00:47:39,910 --> 00:47:41,479 Cheers. 532 00:47:44,415 --> 00:47:46,950 I have to go powder my ears. 533 00:47:49,487 --> 00:47:50,521 A lady thing. 534 00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:15,510 I told you I didn't do that. 535 00:48:15,512 --> 00:48:19,347 Not even... 536 00:48:19,349 --> 00:48:21,683 What is responsibility to you, I'm responding, 537 00:48:21,685 --> 00:48:24,354 I'm responding to a new life. 538 00:48:36,133 --> 00:48:38,735 Fries, fry, fries, fry fry fry. 539 00:48:43,473 --> 00:48:45,340 Everything OK? 540 00:48:45,342 --> 00:48:47,309 If you wanna pretend like you're on some 541 00:48:47,311 --> 00:48:50,811 family vacation that's fine, but I'm not like you daddy, 542 00:48:50,813 --> 00:48:53,881 I don't wanna play house. 543 00:48:53,883 --> 00:48:55,517 I wasn't trying to... 544 00:48:55,519 --> 00:48:57,153 I want my time. 545 00:48:58,655 --> 00:49:00,890 I saw so much of my time. 546 00:49:02,258 --> 00:49:05,895 To buy shit, that I didn't even want, why? 547 00:49:07,196 --> 00:49:08,598 So I could breed? 548 00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:14,268 And teach my litter how to buy more shit? 549 00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:17,237 That drives me madhouse. 550 00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,873 You wanna know what my parents named me? 551 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,542 Fitz Paradise. 552 00:49:21,544 --> 00:49:22,943 Bunny. 553 00:49:26,349 --> 00:49:27,683 Bunny. 554 00:49:29,418 --> 00:49:33,622 That's not me, I am not some cute fuzzy thing in a cage. 555 00:49:35,524 --> 00:49:37,360 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 556 00:49:45,301 --> 00:49:48,402 Cost of a year of incarceration, $50,000. 557 00:49:48,404 --> 00:49:51,605 Cost of a single bullet, 50 cents you do the math. 558 00:49:51,607 --> 00:49:54,107 But you gotta be smart about it these days, 559 00:49:54,109 --> 00:49:56,577 everybody's got a camera phone. 560 00:49:56,579 --> 00:49:59,912 Oh we're close, and local PD is already pulling in. 561 00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:02,549 And yes the place is actually called 562 00:50:02,551 --> 00:50:05,920 The World's Most Awesome Flea Market. 563 00:50:08,758 --> 00:50:09,956 Good. 564 00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:11,891 - Liking it, Grandpa? - Yeah. 565 00:50:11,893 --> 00:50:13,126 Well you ate that all huh? 566 00:50:13,128 --> 00:50:14,728 - Hmm. - That's good. 567 00:50:14,730 --> 00:50:16,730 Authorities have released photos 568 00:50:16,732 --> 00:50:18,331 of Harley Johnson in connection with the dead of 569 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:20,667 All Shop manager Dale Hankey, a hit and run of 570 00:50:20,669 --> 00:50:22,402 a police officer, and the kidnapping of Stephanie Peterson 571 00:50:22,404 --> 00:50:24,170 and Garrison Curtis. 572 00:50:24,172 --> 00:50:26,339 A reward of $75,000 has now been... 573 00:50:26,341 --> 00:50:28,141 Should I go to Canada, Grandpa? 574 00:50:28,143 --> 00:50:31,511 Perfect, Canada, you, my brother and the Taliban. 575 00:50:31,513 --> 00:50:33,946 We are live Stephanie Peterson's mother 576 00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:36,282 who is pleading for her safe return. 577 00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:38,117 Oh I'll get for saying it 578 00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:40,119 but she's the kind of girl who just 579 00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:42,622 happens to always flaunting it like she's some kind of 580 00:50:42,624 --> 00:50:45,124 magnet for the pervs, decides he's gonna 581 00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:46,992 take her to the woods and turn her into 582 00:50:46,994 --> 00:50:49,197 his own private rag doll. 583 00:51:05,112 --> 00:51:07,279 Which of you cheese eaters blew ass? 584 00:51:07,281 --> 00:51:12,785 Well it's not the... 585 00:51:12,787 --> 00:51:18,056 HJ, bad HJ, no pooping in the car! 586 00:51:18,058 --> 00:51:20,027 Oh Jesus! 587 00:51:27,534 --> 00:51:29,902 Do you believe in God, Usama? 588 00:51:29,904 --> 00:51:32,206 He believes in you, coat. 589 00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:41,246 Whoa. 590 00:51:51,391 --> 00:51:52,493 Oh Jesus! 591 00:52:00,234 --> 00:52:02,436 She's got a gun man. 592 00:52:03,604 --> 00:52:05,004 I got a gun. 593 00:52:08,007 --> 00:52:10,844 - Harley. - Stay calm, stay calm. 594 00:52:36,168 --> 00:52:39,804 Whoa, now you're talking dirty come on. 595 00:54:02,387 --> 00:54:05,323 Guess I found my spirit animal. 596 00:54:07,626 --> 00:54:12,328 You see, you and I, we're like these ripples, 597 00:54:12,330 --> 00:54:16,166 we start at the center, and then we move out, 598 00:54:17,302 --> 00:54:18,970 until we disappear. 599 00:54:32,484 --> 00:54:36,021 Let's have a jumping contest instead. 600 00:54:47,866 --> 00:54:50,869 They're just monkeying around. 601 00:55:27,471 --> 00:55:30,908 We made it Grandpa, end of the road. 602 00:56:05,008 --> 00:56:08,178 Grandpa, I got you some aftershave. 603 00:56:09,545 --> 00:56:11,445 - What? - Some aftershave. 604 00:56:11,447 --> 00:56:14,548 No I'll smell like a pussy. 605 00:56:14,550 --> 00:56:16,884 No, no, it smells nice. 606 00:56:16,886 --> 00:56:19,887 - Here smell it. - I don't want any of that. 607 00:56:19,889 --> 00:56:21,225 No! 608 00:56:31,768 --> 00:56:34,401 I keep telling you Grandpa, you're gonna crush her 609 00:56:34,403 --> 00:56:36,405 like a boot on a daisy. 610 00:57:06,803 --> 00:57:09,071 You look really handsome. 611 00:57:45,707 --> 00:57:47,142 Oh I'll manage! 612 00:58:29,850 --> 00:58:31,385 Mary? 613 00:58:35,090 --> 00:58:36,157 Oh my girl. 614 00:58:38,492 --> 00:58:42,029 It's me, Garrison Curtis. 615 00:58:43,497 --> 00:58:45,399 Good morning. 616 00:58:46,834 --> 00:58:49,935 Probably inappropriate to show up here after 617 00:58:49,937 --> 00:58:52,673 all these years, unannounced. 618 00:58:54,842 --> 00:58:58,176 But I've always wanted to see what you looked like now, 619 00:58:58,178 --> 00:59:00,281 and you look just great. 620 00:59:02,950 --> 00:59:06,385 I tried not to think of you, I don't know why I'm here, 621 00:59:06,387 --> 00:59:08,756 it's my grandson, he uh... 622 00:59:12,126 --> 00:59:16,427 I would like to get to know you again. 623 00:59:16,429 --> 00:59:20,901 I'm sorry honey, I just, I just don't remember you. 624 00:59:23,804 --> 00:59:24,972 You don't? 625 00:59:26,273 --> 00:59:28,739 Oh the baseball team? 626 00:59:28,741 --> 00:59:30,909 No. 627 00:59:30,911 --> 00:59:33,045 A cruise ship dancer? 628 00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:36,048 No the Marines, '63. 629 00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:38,083 San Diego? 630 00:59:38,085 --> 00:59:40,154 - No, Tucson. - Oh... 631 00:59:46,059 --> 00:59:48,494 I'm sorry honey, I don't... 632 00:59:50,930 --> 00:59:53,666 Well uh, sorry to trouble you. 633 00:59:58,938 --> 01:00:02,139 You have a pleasant afternoon now. 634 01:00:02,141 --> 01:00:03,576 You too. 635 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:13,378 Hey where are you going, hey where's he going? 636 01:01:19,317 --> 01:01:21,887 Grandpa, Grandpa! 637 01:01:44,009 --> 01:01:46,575 I know it's just an air pistol, but the pressure alone 638 01:01:46,577 --> 01:01:49,778 will crack your delusional skull. 639 01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:53,016 You want everyone to believe the world is like you see it, 640 01:01:53,018 --> 01:01:57,120 but the world is not a nice place, people are not good, 641 01:01:57,122 --> 01:01:59,222 look at you, how many people have you hurt this week 642 01:01:59,224 --> 01:02:02,925 to get what you want huh, and you drag me up here 643 01:02:02,927 --> 01:02:07,696 and make me believe this crap, love? 644 01:02:07,698 --> 01:02:10,132 It's more evil than evil, it gives you hope and goodness 645 01:02:10,134 --> 01:02:11,233 that just doesn't exist. 646 01:02:11,235 --> 01:02:12,736 That's not true! 647 01:02:13,904 --> 01:02:16,207 I'll tell you the truth. 648 01:02:17,741 --> 01:02:22,111 Your foster family didn't take you on that family trip 649 01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:24,315 because you weren't family. 650 01:02:25,716 --> 01:02:27,485 You were a paycheck. 651 01:02:28,919 --> 01:02:32,121 And this map they gave you, I want my souvenir? 652 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:35,324 - Give it to me! - Rub your nose in it! 653 01:02:35,326 --> 01:02:37,126 They would've taken me if there'd been room. 654 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:40,229 There's always room for a kid. 655 01:02:40,231 --> 01:02:42,297 They didn't want ya! 656 01:02:42,299 --> 01:02:45,300 No one's ever wanted ya, not your mom... 657 01:02:47,770 --> 01:02:50,572 - Just not me! - Fuck you! 658 01:02:50,574 --> 01:02:54,076 I'm not being nice anymore, I'm not doing it! 659 01:02:54,078 --> 01:02:56,979 Oh boo-hoo-hoo, you wanna be strong, you wanna be hard, 660 01:02:56,981 --> 01:02:58,846 you wanna be a man? 661 01:02:58,848 --> 01:03:00,482 Then you keep your side of the deal and finish me off, 662 01:03:00,484 --> 01:03:03,285 - come on, come on! - You wanna die, Grandpa? 663 01:03:03,287 --> 01:03:05,122 - Yeah go on! - Fine! 664 01:03:07,525 --> 01:03:10,292 I'll do it, I will! 665 01:03:10,294 --> 01:03:14,431 - Go on, yeah! - Yeah! 666 01:03:41,824 --> 01:03:44,859 Love is a verb, not a possessive noun. 667 01:03:44,861 --> 01:03:48,029 You're a cliche, kid. 668 01:03:48,031 --> 01:03:51,067 Hitting the road, to find yourself? 669 01:03:56,406 --> 01:03:58,408 Sticking it to the man? 670 01:04:02,545 --> 01:04:06,915 And all the time you're charging it to your credit card. 671 01:04:11,688 --> 01:04:14,390 I know what you're running from. 672 01:04:16,492 --> 01:04:19,194 You and I ain't so different. 673 01:04:21,531 --> 01:04:27,435 Life's easier without the family eh, simpler. 674 01:04:27,437 --> 01:04:30,036 But there's one thing you can't run from, 675 01:04:30,038 --> 01:04:34,843 and that's yourself, one cage you can't escape Bunny-boy. 676 01:04:44,253 --> 01:04:45,754 Are you OK? 677 01:04:49,224 --> 01:04:51,524 It'd be fair to say that this is the ultimate low 678 01:04:51,526 --> 01:04:56,463 of my life, doesn't get any worse really. 679 01:05:26,261 --> 01:05:29,161 You're gonna turn me in for the reward, 680 01:05:29,163 --> 01:05:32,332 and get lots and lots of money so you and HJ 681 01:05:32,334 --> 01:05:34,401 don't have to go back home OK? 682 01:05:34,403 --> 01:05:35,934 - Harley. - Don't go back there. 683 01:05:35,936 --> 01:05:36,971 OK Steph? 684 01:05:41,809 --> 01:05:43,510 Harley... 685 01:05:43,512 --> 01:05:46,981 That is how it's gonna be Steph, end of story. 686 01:05:55,089 --> 01:05:57,325 Ask for the reward first. 687 01:06:01,862 --> 01:06:05,664 I'm sorry Grandpa, you can go back to the vet's home now. 688 01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:08,002 Oh, great. 689 01:06:51,846 --> 01:06:55,014 What do you need? 690 01:06:58,652 --> 01:07:02,855 I was wondering if you could borrow your phone please. 691 01:07:02,857 --> 01:07:06,993 Well it's not for public use. 692 01:07:08,928 --> 01:07:10,697 It's an emergency. 693 01:07:31,351 --> 01:07:33,184 Hey hey hey! 694 01:07:33,186 --> 01:07:36,621 - Get in we are on the run! - Go, get in there, go on! 695 01:07:36,623 --> 01:07:38,589 - Yes, get in! - OK! 696 01:07:38,591 --> 01:07:39,925 Drive it baby! 697 01:07:41,093 --> 01:07:43,228 - Where's the mutt? - HJ! 698 01:07:50,202 --> 01:07:51,471 HJ? 699 01:07:54,406 --> 01:07:56,776 I'm sorry boo-boo, come on! 700 01:07:58,912 --> 01:08:00,545 Get in, get in, go! 701 01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:03,282 - Get in, go, go, go! - I'm going! 702 01:08:08,220 --> 01:08:09,720 - No! - Get back here! 703 01:08:09,722 --> 01:08:12,124 - This is my truck! - No no no! 704 01:08:20,499 --> 01:08:22,267 Why'd you do that? 705 01:08:24,069 --> 01:08:26,271 I didn't do it for you. 706 01:08:49,461 --> 01:08:52,194 Grandpa you wanna come see the world's largest gun? 707 01:08:52,196 --> 01:08:54,700 I gotta have my own road. 708 01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:57,469 OK. 709 01:09:36,874 --> 01:09:38,643 Where's that from? 710 01:09:46,851 --> 01:09:49,320 You wanna see my secret scar? 711 01:09:50,721 --> 01:09:51,756 OK. 712 01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:13,276 It's OK you can look. 713 01:10:18,248 --> 01:10:20,918 I have problems with my lady, 714 01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:24,087 bits and uhm... 715 01:10:28,059 --> 01:10:30,193 I can never have babies. 716 01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:35,765 So, I'll never be a real woman. 717 01:10:42,073 --> 01:10:46,107 I don't like people to know about that OK? 718 01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:47,243 Yeah OK. 719 01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:54,618 Mine's from hot coffee, one of my foster moms, 720 01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:57,954 I got on her nerves. 721 01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:06,062 But that was before Grandpa came for me. 722 01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:07,356 Mama! 723 01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:11,285 Since we uh, 724 01:13:14,055 --> 01:13:18,224 since we both missed the Fireman's Dance, 725 01:13:18,226 --> 01:13:19,427 may I? 726 01:13:55,729 --> 01:13:57,297 You look nice. 727 01:14:08,008 --> 01:14:10,343 Harley just so you know... 728 01:14:14,182 --> 01:14:15,415 I'm a bit slow. 729 01:14:18,418 --> 01:14:21,586 People say I'm slow too. 730 01:14:21,588 --> 01:14:25,258 I just think everybody else is too fast. 731 01:14:32,632 --> 01:14:35,202 Harley I think I love you. 732 01:14:41,473 --> 01:14:45,045 No one's ever said that to me before. 733 01:14:46,213 --> 01:14:48,682 I'll always love you Steph. 734 01:15:21,881 --> 01:15:24,483 You're real good at dancing. 735 01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:30,923 I don't dance, lots. 736 01:15:38,364 --> 01:15:39,565 Sorry. 737 01:15:55,580 --> 01:15:58,384 OK almost there, one second. 738 01:16:11,397 --> 01:16:14,934 I'm sorry uh, can we just go real slow? 739 01:16:18,070 --> 01:16:21,472 Sorry, I just... 740 01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:25,041 Why? 741 01:16:25,043 --> 01:16:29,946 Uh... I just never made love before and uhm, 742 01:16:29,948 --> 01:16:34,150 I was saving it for the right lady, which I know is you, 743 01:16:34,152 --> 01:16:36,988 I just wanna take it real slow? 744 01:16:39,824 --> 01:16:41,958 If that's OK. 745 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:43,225 OK. 746 01:16:43,227 --> 01:16:44,462 OK... 747 01:17:01,646 --> 01:17:05,016 OK uhm, I'm ready. 748 01:17:11,289 --> 01:17:15,790 Well aren't they having a joyful little time together, 749 01:17:15,792 --> 01:17:17,028 not for long. 750 01:17:26,870 --> 01:17:31,109 Yeah the both of you, as soon as you can. 751 01:17:32,609 --> 01:17:33,677 Thank you. 752 01:18:47,116 --> 01:18:48,684 Hi uhm... 753 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,390 do you want my dog? 754 01:19:33,728 --> 01:19:35,295 I don't want those two to see the inside of 755 01:19:35,297 --> 01:19:37,433 a courtroom, understand? 756 01:19:38,633 --> 01:19:40,601 Understand? 757 01:19:40,603 --> 01:19:42,269 You're someone's Mom right? 758 01:19:42,271 --> 01:19:44,171 They'll get off with time served and be back 759 01:19:44,173 --> 01:19:46,273 screwing each other in the wrong holes before 760 01:19:46,275 --> 01:19:48,910 the next Special Olympics, hey! 761 01:19:50,111 --> 01:19:51,779 Yeah I heard you. 762 01:19:53,449 --> 01:19:54,981 What are you doing? 763 01:19:54,983 --> 01:19:56,983 Empathy is a common infliction. 764 01:19:56,985 --> 01:19:58,684 Ma'am you need uncuff me. 765 01:19:58,686 --> 01:20:00,920 All I need to do is stay white and die. 766 01:20:00,922 --> 01:20:02,321 Well... 767 01:20:02,323 --> 01:20:03,956 Wait uh, you try to honk that horn, 768 01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:06,092 I will be shedding a tear at the funeral of my 769 01:20:06,094 --> 01:20:08,327 fallen partner, got it? 770 01:20:08,329 --> 01:20:11,697 This is crazy you can't leave me in here, this is not, 771 01:20:11,699 --> 01:20:14,169 you can't leave me in here! 772 01:20:32,220 --> 01:20:35,288 They're in the shower. 773 01:20:35,290 --> 01:20:37,123 Get yourself across the road. 774 01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:39,194 I'll give it a try. 775 01:21:01,316 --> 01:21:03,884 Is that superglue? 776 01:21:05,687 --> 01:21:06,720 Ah ah ah! 777 01:21:09,256 --> 01:21:12,224 I killed so many gooks in Nam, I have no problem 778 01:21:12,226 --> 01:21:17,931 with one more, even if she does have blond, beautiful hair. 779 01:21:26,073 --> 01:21:28,840 Your grandfather called me. 780 01:21:30,712 --> 01:21:32,446 You should get that. 781 01:21:41,221 --> 01:21:42,921 Hello? 782 01:21:42,923 --> 01:21:46,625 Go with him, take Steph, 783 01:21:46,627 --> 01:21:50,861 do everything he says, go now, get outta here 784 01:21:50,863 --> 01:21:53,764 before reinforcements arrive. 785 01:21:53,766 --> 01:21:55,400 Well what about you Grandpa? 786 01:21:55,402 --> 01:21:57,471 You go on without me. 787 01:21:58,739 --> 01:22:01,139 I'll join you later. 788 01:22:01,141 --> 01:22:03,941 No Grandpa, you're coming with us OK? 789 01:22:03,943 --> 01:22:08,213 You don't need me, you've got balls now. 790 01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:13,418 Just do everything my brother tells you all right. 791 01:22:13,420 --> 01:22:14,787 Harley? 792 01:22:17,890 --> 01:22:21,260 You know this was one hell of a trip. 793 01:22:43,616 --> 01:22:45,816 Where's HJ? 794 01:22:45,818 --> 01:22:48,819 I'm sorry I gave him to the lady. 795 01:22:48,821 --> 01:22:50,788 Because if you probably want a family, and I can't give 796 01:22:50,790 --> 01:22:52,489 you that, I can't give you a family and... 797 01:22:52,491 --> 01:22:57,094 Steph, Steph! We are a family. 798 01:22:57,096 --> 01:22:59,699 OK, we already are one. 799 01:23:34,667 --> 01:23:36,034 HJ! 800 01:23:49,681 --> 01:23:53,716 Are you ready to die for those worthless twats? 801 01:23:53,718 --> 01:23:55,320 I am so ready. 802 01:24:00,692 --> 01:24:04,162 You are a son of a bitch aren't you? 803 01:24:05,830 --> 01:24:08,564 I'm a son of a bitch too. 804 01:26:21,821 --> 01:26:26,467 Subtitles by explosiveskull 804 01:26:27,305 --> 01:26:33,430 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 58823

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