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Previously on Making History...
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1919 Chicago!
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I know Al Capone!
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I am Al Capone.
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Let's just get this over with.
Good-bye. No!
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The World Series is fixed.
The Chicago White Sox
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- are gonna throw it.
- And we're making a big bet.
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We can cut you in, and we
can all make a lot of money!
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Could we just have our
bag back, please?
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Why don't we just wait and see
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how our little bet
turns out first,
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gentlemen, shall we?
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Bottom of the ninth, two outs.
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Could the Reds pull off
the impossible
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and upset the heavily favored
White Sox
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to win the World Series?
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It's so clear.
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It's like we're actually there.
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Totally. Technology is amazing.
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Up to bat comes
Shoeless Joe Jackson.
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Yeah, it's kind of crazy...
If this World Series bet
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goes through, you're
gonna make a lot of money,
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and if it don't, I'm
gonna kill you.
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So crazy.
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Here's the pitch.
Shoeless Joe swings.
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It's a ground ball up the middle
of the field. Rath fields it.
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Throws to first...
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and he's out...
That's the ball game!
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The Reds win the World Series!
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We did it, Danny!
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We're rich!
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I'm just glad it's over.
Baseball is so dull!
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Hey, could someone take a picture
of the winners over here?
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Wow!
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Oh, my God!
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I've only ever done
this with fresh milk.
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Hey, you better not spill any,
or I'll strangle Dan!
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To our wonderful new friends,
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Daniel, Deborah
and Johnny No-Fun.
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It's Chris.
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Fine. Chris No-Fun.
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May this be the beginning
of a long relationship.
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Salud!
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Salud!
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Hey, Deb, check it out.
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I'm Mr. Bread-Hands.
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That is the funniest
use of bread I've ever seen.
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Wait, say it into the mic.
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I hate to mix business
with pleasure,
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Mr. Capone,
but we kind of need our money
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and the bag.
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This guy and his bag.
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"The bag, the bag!"
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I told this guy,
if he loves that bag so much,
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why doesn't he just marry it?
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Hmm.
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How do you think that might go?
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I don't know.
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Well, there'd be a ceremony,
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and it'd be like,
"Do you, Chris,
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"take this bag
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"to be your lawfully
wedded bag wife,
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"to have and to hold things...
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'cause you're a bag..."
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Chris would say "I do."
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And then, uh...
they'd say, "Bag,
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do you..." Love it, Danny!
I can't breathe!
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That's the funniest
thing I've ever heard!
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Deborah, can you please
pass the bread?
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No. No more bread for her.
She's getting fat.
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Al... I had the baby a week ago.
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Yeah? Then why do you still
look like the Lusitania?
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I mean, she's a big boat, right?
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I mean, I'm getting seasick
just looking at her!
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N-No...
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Thanks a lot, Al.
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Excuse me.
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Congrats on the baby.
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Shut up. Yes, sir.
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Mae?
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You don't have to take that.
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That's men for you.
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They're all the same.
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Daniel isn't.
Yeah, but you got a guy
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who's doing a whole
bread routine for you,
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and I'm married to Al Capone.
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I mean, what am I gonna do?
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Mae... I don't know
you very well,
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but I like you,
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and I want to tell you a secret.
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You're Jewish?
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No.
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Oh. Phew!
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Times are changing for us.
We're going to be able
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to vote soon. And I even heard
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that in Baltimore,
a man made his own dinner.
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What? Mae, your
life can be better.
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Oh, my God. We-we have
to get back to the table.
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Al is gonna think
I'm moving my bowels.
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♪ ♪
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Mmm!
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What a steak!
How's yours, guys?
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Great, boss. Terrific.
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Fantastic. It's a little
rare for my taste
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but it's still good.
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Excuse me for a moment,
would you, please?
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They're gonna bring you
a new one.
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What did we miss?
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Guy stuff, bro-ing out.
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I need to digest a little.
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Let's take a stroll.
Yeah, I could do a walk.
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All right. Not you!
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You stay here with the
women and the nobodies.
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Let's go, Danny.
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I've never seen a
little guy eat so much.
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Aw, Al. Little.
Thank you so much.
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Mm. You know, Dan...
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I like you, and I don't...
I don't got a lot of friends.
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Oh, stop. What about that
big guy who can't stop burping?
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He seems like a cool cat.
He's not like you.
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I mean, you're smart,
fun, funny, nice, cool.
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You know? And I feel
like after I pay you,
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I'm never gonna see you again.
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I'll give you my e-mail.
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What? What? What did you hear,
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and then I can, um,
tell you what I said.
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No, I just, I just feel
like you're gonna,
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you know, blow town, you know?
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You got your crew.
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That Chris character.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
he can be a pill.
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He's so negative!
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It's, like, I could tell,
when I killed that waiter,
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he was, like, judging me.
It's so hard
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to build up confidence,
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and then a guy like that can
just snatch it away from you
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with just a look. Yeah, exactly.
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Anyway... here's your
cut of the dough.
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I-I love dough.
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I love dough so much
I might marry a pizza.
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Imagine if you married a pizza,
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how that might go!
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Oh, man!
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Uh, hey, Al.
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Do you think maybe
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I could get my money
in, uh, my bag?
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The one that's in your vault.
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Oh, yeah. That's it.
That's the bag.
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This isn't my bag.
My bag was-was bigger.
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No, I remember. Tiny little bag.
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Al, my bag was so big,
you could fit
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two to three bodies in it.
You could fit
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two to three bodies
in there, Danny.
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Now, I hate to argue with you, Al...
You know what?
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Then don't.
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I think you and me
are gonna be spending
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a lot more time together
than you think.
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I'd like that very much.
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Now, walk me through
this pizza wedding!
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Hey. What are you doing?
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We were supposed to be
in the lobby two hours ago.
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Gee, I'm sorry, Chris,
that we weren't up
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to make it to your big
stuck-in-the-past breakfast.
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We were up late doing sarcasm.
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Oh, were we?
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So funny. Well, I
hate to interrupt
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your romantic trip, but we need
to take down Al Capone
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so we can get
our time machine back.
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Oh, Chris...
we already took care of it.
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How? - Uh, we're gonna
"Donnie Brasco" Capone...
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Earn his trust and then make him
take us to his vault.
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That doesn't sound safe for Deb.
Oh. Sexist.
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What are you gonna say to that?
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There's no comeback.
Okay, while you two
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are busy playing Mafia,
I also came up with a plan.
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And it has the benefit of being
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the actual thing
that takes down Capone.
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What is it? I am gonna go
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to the Internal Revenue Service
and report on Capone's
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very specious
accounting practices.
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You're gonna tell on him.
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Very cool. Sarcasm.
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Yeah. Mm.
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Okay, this isn't a movie.
It's history.
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Movies are fiction.
What about Hoop Dreams?
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That was a documentary.
What's the difference?
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I believe a documentary's
based on actual events,
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whereas a movie is
just completely made up.
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See? Even she gets it.
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That's sexist.
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I was saying that because you're
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a Colonial,
not because you're a woman.
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You're digging your own grave,
you pig.
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Fat Tony. Fat Jimmy.
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Tony. Jimmy.
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Hey, uh, Al. - Hey...
buddies! - While we were waiting,
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we-we had a thought.
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We... Yeah.
Uh, what if we didn't go
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to a restaurant for lunch,
but we had, like,
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a picnic? Yes, in your vault.
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What if we did it in your vault?
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Yeah. That would be funny.
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It would be so funny,
'cause people
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don't usually eat
in vaults, and, well,
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we would all be sitting there
eating in the vault,
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Yeah. Yeah.
Near the... near the bag.
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Nah. I guess that's just
not my type of humor.
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Okay? I want to go
to a restaurant.
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Now, can I finish up
work real fast?
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Give me my money, scumbag!
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But I... Aah!
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What restaurant
were you thinking?
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Al Capone
was actually brought down
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by the Internal Revenue Service,
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which is why I'm here... at
the Internal Revenue Service.
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That's rude.
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E-Excuse me?
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What number's next?
I have, uh... 26.
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Four.
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Won't be long now.
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Al, you wanted
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to be smart, fun,
funny and nice like me?
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This is not the way
I would handle it.
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Okay. So if a guy can't pay me,
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what do you suppose I do,
exactly?
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Well, maybe you be nicer
and not kill him?
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That's crazy, but
I'll give it a shot.
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Speak of the devil.
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Here he is. Huh, Al?
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Don't you have something to
say to this nice florist?
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Sorry that
I bashed your face in.
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Is it bad?
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What do you want to hear, man?
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Dan, I am so confused.
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This guy owes me money, and
he's still alive. What if,
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instead of him giving you the
five dollars that he owes you...
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he gives you $20 worth
of flowers from his shop?
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What am I gonna do with a
bunch of flowers? Well, maybe
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you can give them
to your wife Mae.
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If Mae wants flowers, she can go
to the churchyard and pick 'em.
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A little romantic gesture
goes a long way.
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Dan gave me a snow globe.
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It was very heavy
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and started leaking
almost immediately,
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but, oh, I loved it.
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Oh, my God, fine!
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Give me the dumb flowers
for my stupid wife.
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He's gonna take the flowers
for his dumb wife.
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See, Al? You keep it up
with this nice stuff,
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and all over town people'll
be doing favors for you.
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You'll be known
as... a Godfather.
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That's actually
a good description,
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because I'm not related to him,
but he has
254
00:10:14,766 --> 00:10:16,526
a sort of paternal interest
in my well-being.
255
00:10:22,066 --> 00:10:24,165
I just found him irritating.
256
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:27,332
But you didn't kill him.
257
00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,567
I didn't kill him.
258
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,632
Hey, Mae.
259
00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:38,932
Hay is for horses.
What do you want?
260
00:10:38,933 --> 00:10:41,232
♪ ♪
261
00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:46,666
That... dish towel
really brings out your eyes.
262
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,965
Very funny, Al.
263
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:52,766
Eat your pot roast
before it gets cold.
264
00:11:04,266 --> 00:11:05,932
To think our ride home
265
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,165
is just on the other side
of this door.
266
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,400
Have you tried the handle?
267
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:14,467
Well, that would be real egg
on my face, huh?
268
00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:19,898
Good. It's locked.
269
00:11:19,899 --> 00:11:22,766
Maybe the door is connected to
these books, like in Scooby-Doo.
270
00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:31,300
Just try 'em all.
271
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,566
The lovebirds sound like
they're having a good time.
272
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,400
Must be nice.
273
00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:47,566
Mae, your skin is so soft,
274
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,499
and you can read a clock
really fast.
275
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,232
I bought you these flowers,
but then I got scared
276
00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,798
and I sat in them
instead of giving 'em
277
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,999
to you, but now
I am giving 'em to you.
278
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,832
Al, you've never brought me flowers before.
Mae, I haven't
279
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:01,599
treated you very good because
I was afraid you'd wise up
280
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,798
to how great you are
and you'd leave me.
281
00:12:03,799 --> 00:12:05,932
Oh, Al, I could never leave you.
282
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,332
I'm too scared.
283
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,632
That is beautiful.
284
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:12,399
Mae, you are my partner in love,
285
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,832
my partner in life
286
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,932
and my partner in...
Well, I guess "life"
287
00:12:15,933 --> 00:12:17,599
just kind of covers everything,
doesn't it?
288
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,265
I should've said "life" first.
289
00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:21,499
Oh, Al, I liked
that you said "love."
290
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,065
Love is part of life.
291
00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:24,599
It is now.
292
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,832
♪ ♪
293
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,999
I'm sorry this isn't
more romantic.
294
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,333
I'm having a wonderful time...
because I'm with you.
295
00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:37,066
Oh, he's coming.
296
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,665
These chairs are so comfortable
to sit in,
297
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,632
which is all we've been doing.
298
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:44,999
Yeah, how'd it go, pal?
She loved it
299
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,132
so much, and she
gave me big kissies.
300
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,965
Honestly, I'm looking forward
to taking credit
301
00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:53,132
for more of your ideas.
How would you two
302
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,999
like to be my... right-hand man
303
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,132
and my left-hand... not a man?
304
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:02,299
Like a... consigliere?
305
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,165
Yeah. I don't know.
306
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,898
Sure. These advisors,
307
00:13:05,899 --> 00:13:08,499
I assume, would have full access
to your life and business
308
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,065
and... I don't know,
perhaps your vault?
309
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:11,899
Nice.
310
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,232
Yes.
311
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:15,065
You would be involved
in everything.
312
00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:17,932
But this kind of trust is
a really big deal for me.
313
00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:20,898
So I need you to do
a little something for me
314
00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:22,932
to prove your loyalty.
315
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,466
Oh, yeah. Anything.
316
00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:27,733
I need you to kill Chris.
317
00:13:31,754 --> 00:13:34,019
Yeah. I mean, I don't think that
- Absolutely.
318
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,019
Should be a block in the road.
I would love to.
319
00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,853
I don't think that's a problem.
- I've been wanting to do that.
320
00:13:37,854 --> 00:13:40,287
See? It's getting romantic, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
321
00:13:40,332 --> 00:13:42,999
Knock, knock!
322
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,564
Zing-dee-dee!
323
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,965
We got pocket watches!
324
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:52,233
Pocket watches!
325
00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:55,931
I have actual good news.
326
00:13:55,932 --> 00:13:58,931
My plan worked!
327
00:13:58,932 --> 00:14:00,331
That's right, I submitted
328
00:14:00,332 --> 00:14:03,165
the initial paperwork to
the IRS, and after that,
329
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:06,965
it is mere weeks until they
mail me the forms for the audit.
330
00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:08,065
Oh!
331
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:10,065
Well, our plan worked, too.
332
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,098
And it'll work right now.
333
00:14:12,099 --> 00:14:14,398
Yeah. Capone loves us.
All we have to do
334
00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:16,265
is show him a simple
act of loyalty.
335
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:18,431
Yeah. It's not even a big deal.
336
00:14:18,432 --> 00:14:20,665
Okay, like what?
337
00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:23,432
All he wants us to do is
kill you in front of him.
338
00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:27,132
Oh, my God! It's just a watch.
339
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,232
Don't worry about it.
It's, like, eight bucks.
340
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,165
I'm not talking about the watch!
341
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,464
I'm talking
about being murdered!
342
00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:34,898
He's not actually going
to kill you, Chris.
343
00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:36,331
Yeah, you dum-dum.
344
00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:38,265
When he gives me the gun,
instead of shooting you,
345
00:14:38,266 --> 00:14:39,665
I'll shoot him in the leg.
346
00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:41,898
Yes. And then we'll
make him open the vault
347
00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:43,398
and get our time machine back.
348
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:46,798
Oh... No way.
349
00:14:46,799 --> 00:14:48,765
Why? 'Cause you
didn't think of it?
350
00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:51,898
No. Because your way brings me
to an execution.
351
00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:53,098
And my way, though it may
352
00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:55,098
seem boring
to the uneducated mind,
353
00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:56,998
is the thing in history
354
00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:59,464
that actually takes down Capone.
Well,
355
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,731
fine, if you want to wait years
for your IRS scheme to work,
356
00:15:02,732 --> 00:15:04,132
go for it.
357
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:08,132
Or you could trust your buddy...
now.
358
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,331
I'll take the years.
359
00:15:09,332 --> 00:15:10,898
And when we get
the time machine,
360
00:15:10,899 --> 00:15:12,831
I'll just beam back
to the moment we left.
361
00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:13,998
It doesn't work like that.
362
00:15:13,999 --> 00:15:15,831
However long you're in the past,
363
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,564
that's as long as you've
been gone from the present.
364
00:15:17,565 --> 00:15:19,598
What?
You're just now telling me this?
365
00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:21,165
Yes.
366
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:23,931
Oh, my God.
I've missed a week of class!
367
00:15:23,932 --> 00:15:25,998
I'm not gonna get tenure now.
368
00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:27,564
I may not even have a job!
369
00:15:27,565 --> 00:15:28,931
We got to go to Capone's,
370
00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:30,731
and you got to kill me
right now.
371
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:32,431
And you'd better do a good job.
372
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,099
Oh, yeah,
I'll kill you good, boss.
373
00:15:36,099 --> 00:15:38,765
So you're going with
"trust your buddy," huh?
374
00:15:38,766 --> 00:15:40,931
Nice.
375
00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:42,766
Watch the walls.
376
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,398
Mae!
377
00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:48,331
If it's not too much trouble,
378
00:15:48,332 --> 00:15:51,133
can I get some coffee
for our guests?
379
00:15:52,465 --> 00:15:54,599
It's not ready yet.
380
00:15:57,899 --> 00:15:59,666
That's okay.
381
00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:06,932
What's most important...
is your feelings.
382
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:15,299
Toodle-loo.
383
00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:21,665
Oh, my God!
384
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:23,564
Oh, my God!
385
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,598
Who was that man?
I didn't even recognize him.
386
00:16:26,599 --> 00:16:28,464
That was your husband, Al!
387
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:32,065
Oh, y... No, I know.
I was making a joke.
388
00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:33,798
Oh, right.
389
00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:36,898
I didn't know, because
it wasn't funny.
390
00:16:36,899 --> 00:16:38,731
Oh, hey, Danny,
391
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:41,631
this is that new gun I've
been wanting to show you.
392
00:16:41,632 --> 00:16:43,631
Oh, Al, the one I wanted
393
00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:46,632
to see, with the wood inlays.
Correct.
394
00:16:48,432 --> 00:16:50,298
Sorry, Chris.
395
00:16:50,299 --> 00:16:53,132
That's curtains for you.
396
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,331
Oh, no, Dan.
397
00:16:54,332 --> 00:16:58,331
How could you betray me?
- Any last woids?
398
00:16:58,332 --> 00:17:00,765
Yes.
399
00:17:00,766 --> 00:17:01,766
Checkmate!
400
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,798
Ha-ha! You dummy! Ha!
401
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:06,464
You think I'd really kill Chris?
402
00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:07,931
He's, like, my best friend.
403
00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:11,431
You're, like,
my third best friend.
404
00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:13,665
Sorry, Al.
405
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,465
Do it.
406
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,464
Al?
407
00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:24,564
I think your new gun is broken.
408
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,731
Ha-ha! Checkmate! Fart!
409
00:17:26,732 --> 00:17:29,464
You know, the first five times
I tried this loyalty test,
410
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,098
I got shot.
411
00:17:31,099 --> 00:17:33,065
Then I realized, oh,
412
00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:34,965
I don't have to put any bullets
in there.
413
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,998
I know if they're loyal
if they pull the trigger.
414
00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:40,065
And I have my answer now. You,
415
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:42,565
get in the vault...
I'll deal with you later.
416
00:17:44,465 --> 00:17:46,999
Glad I trusted my buddy.
417
00:17:49,565 --> 00:17:52,398
Fuhgettaboutit.
418
00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:54,099
Ah?
419
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:57,956
You betrayed me.
420
00:17:57,957 --> 00:17:59,857
Al, Allie-boy.
421
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:10,022
Now, this is the door
to Al Capone's vault,
422
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,623
which was famously found
completely empty.
423
00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:14,857
Hi.
424
00:18:17,457 --> 00:18:19,357
Bye.
425
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,289
I'm interesting!
426
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:29,189
And the clarinet is awesome!
427
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,056
And history matters!
428
00:18:31,057 --> 00:18:32,656
How did you get out
of the vault?
429
00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:34,823
I'm Batman.
430
00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,056
I don't know who that is.
431
00:18:36,057 --> 00:18:37,723
Did somebody just yell,
432
00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:40,389
"History matters"?
I didn't hear anything.
433
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,889
No, I-I heard something.
I'm gonna go check it out.
434
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:46,056
Mae, wait.
Hey, get your mitts off me.
435
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:48,390
Oh!
436
00:18:51,357 --> 00:18:53,857
Look at us, fighting like men.
437
00:18:56,691 --> 00:18:58,324
Better than men. Yeah!
438
00:18:59,357 --> 00:19:01,356
Ah. Oh.
439
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,224
We're making great strides.
440
00:19:05,324 --> 00:19:06,856
Lights out.
441
00:19:06,857 --> 00:19:08,857
Oh.
442
00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:13,456
Drop it. No one hurts my baby.
443
00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:15,556
Mae, what are you doing?
444
00:19:15,557 --> 00:19:18,790
Al, last week I wished
you were dead.
445
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,623
But this week,
446
00:19:20,624 --> 00:19:22,223
we're not just partners in life,
447
00:19:22,224 --> 00:19:24,189
we're partners in crime.
448
00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:25,889
Yeah, life includes crime.
449
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,456
Don't point the gun at me.
450
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,456
Point it at them. Oh, yeah.
451
00:19:29,457 --> 00:19:30,690
Excuse me!
452
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,723
No one messes with
my partner in life,
453
00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:35,690
meaning Dan.
454
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:37,523
Hi, Dan. I'm sorry, Chris.
455
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,623
Drop it. No, you drop it.
456
00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:41,656
No, you drop it. You drop it.
457
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,022
Drop it. Drop it.
458
00:19:43,023 --> 00:19:44,489
Please drop it. Please?
Come on, Deb, drop it.
459
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:46,956
Please drop it.
Your broad ain't gonna shoot.
460
00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:49,456
She don't got the guts.
461
00:19:49,457 --> 00:19:51,556
Do the thing.
Do the thing I taught you.
462
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:56,156
Say hello to my little friend.
463
00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:59,456
♪ We're not gonna ever take it ♪
464
00:19:59,457 --> 00:20:02,889
♪ I'm never gonna let you
keep me down ♪
465
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,323
♪ I can't feel my heart,
it's breaking ♪
466
00:20:05,324 --> 00:20:07,890
♪ I'm never gonna make it
another round. ♪
467
00:20:11,857 --> 00:20:14,122
Oh.
468
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:16,523
This is why we time-travel.
469
00:20:16,524 --> 00:20:18,556
Moments like this.
470
00:20:18,557 --> 00:20:19,790
So awesome.
471
00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:22,122
Okay, you guys got us.
472
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:24,156
Open the vault.
473
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,624
♪ ♪
474
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:32,823
You know, if someone
was gonna rob me blind,
475
00:20:32,824 --> 00:20:34,223
I'm glad it was you, Dan.
476
00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:36,056
Al, I'm telling you,
477
00:20:36,057 --> 00:20:37,889
you remember all that Godfather
stuff that we talked about,
478
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,356
and the Mafia will be huge.
479
00:20:39,357 --> 00:20:41,056
You won't even need the money
I took from you.
480
00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:43,356
You taught Al Capone
how to do the Mafia?
481
00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:46,456
Bye-bye, Mae. Bye. Bye.
482
00:20:46,457 --> 00:20:49,990
Al, later, skater.
483
00:20:54,123 --> 00:20:56,223
Yes, yes, yes.
484
00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:59,956
We are back, and we
got the money still.
485
00:20:59,957 --> 00:21:02,790
Now we can buy
the ice cream parlor.
486
00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:05,691
And most importantly, we saved
Al and Mae Capone's marriage.
487
00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:10,671
Absolutely, that was our number one
priority. That never mattered at all.
488
00:21:11,557 --> 00:21:13,323
Aw, gross, there's a sandwich
in my pocket that's, like,
489
00:21:13,324 --> 00:21:15,357
100 years old now.
490
00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:17,857
Yeah!
491
00:21:19,357 --> 00:21:22,324
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