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I have questions about colonial
Massachusetts. It's urgent.
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You have urgent questions
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about colonial Massachusetts?
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It's a time machine.
I go to the past every weekend,
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sometimes on Tuesdays.
It's real?
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Yup. Something screwed up
the American revolution.
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I'm gonna give a speech
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that will rally a revolt.
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Show me the money!
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Your girlfriend is
Paul Revere's daughter?
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And your friends with
John Hancock and Sam Adams?
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The founding fathers? Oh, yeah.
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You guys go back to 2016.
Leave me behind.
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"Chris Parish, killed
at the battle of Lexington,
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April 24, 1775."
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That's tomorrow.
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I love Philadelphia.
Oh, yes, they have that
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Philadelphia cheesed beef.
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Ooh, on a hard roll?
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John Hancock, Sam Adams.
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Chris. Show me the money.
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You said it,
so now I'm saying it.
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I have news about the British
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that is gonna...
Oh, god, you're obsessed.
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You're certain you
want to do this again?
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Last time all your British stuff
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completely sucked the life
out of the room.
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You bombed up there, brother.
Listen,
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you must gather everyone.
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Ha-hang on, Chris.
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It sounds like you're trying
to say something important.
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It's very important.
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But you're not
wearing a wig, so...
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So it doesn't feel important.
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Do you see our
problem here, Chris?
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You got no hair, man.
You look like a baby mouse.
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Imagine, a baby mouse,
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naked, blind,
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pops out of his little nest
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made of hair and sticks
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and starts talking
to men in a bar.
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You're right.
And yet, transpose that against
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a fully furred adult mouse
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rising up on its hind legs,
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waist-coated and stocking-ed,
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addressing you
in a mature manner.
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Well,
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you damn well sit up and listen.
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All right, everybody.
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Settle down. Hey!
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Settle down please.
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Decent wig.
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I'll hear him out.
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Sorry we could only stay in the
future for those few seconds.
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I understand.
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Your honor wouldn't permit
you to leave Chris behind.
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Yeah, "honor."
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Totally.
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Plus, I wouldn't want to have to
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walk by that statue every day.
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Did you see the eyes
on that thing?
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Pure nightmare fuel.
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That glimpse of the future
was so overwhelming.
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There was Chris's statue,
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a building,
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and that miraculous,
shiny paper.
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That was a York peppermint
Patty wrapper.
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It was the most splendid
thing I've ever seen. Oh.
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Well, if you like that, wait
till you see our other trash.
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Now let's go get Chris before
he gets himself killed.
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Now, revolution,
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we've all heard that word,
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but what are some reasons
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someone might have one?
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Anybody?
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Paul Revere?
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Uh, when somebody's mean, like,
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when somebody hurts somebody?
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Good, yes, did everybody hear
Paul's answer?
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Like if somebody hurts somebody.
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For instance, the British
killed your daughter.
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What?
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They killed your daughter.
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Just terrible way
to deliver that news.
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I liked it.
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Get to the point,
get on with your day.
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Elizabeth's dead?
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Not Elizabeth.
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Deborah.
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Oh.
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Oh, drat.
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Where's your sense
of pride, huh?
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W-where's your sense of freedom?
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All right, fine, how about this?
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We shall form a committee
to consider a revolution.
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That committee shall meet
in a fortnight.
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Ooh, fortnight's no good for me. And I
have a thing two fortnights from now.
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I told you all
about it last fortnight,
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so don't get mad at me.
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Well, then it's settled.
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We shall reconvene in a year.
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Guys, listen!
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Okay, we have to do this now,
all right?
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We're all here
and nobody looks busy.
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Don't be nasty, Chris.
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I'm trying to help.
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The British are gonna find
your hidden cannons.
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They know about our cannons?
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Yes! They're gonna take
all of your weapons.
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They're coming for our guns?
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What?
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Oh, my god, this is America.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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The British are coming
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to take your guns.
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I will die for my right
to kill others
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while defending myself.
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If they take our guns,
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then how are we supposed
to fight the people
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who would take our guns?!
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My gun!
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Mine!
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My gun!
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Oh, gunny, gunny, gunny.
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They'll never get you. Mwah.
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The committee be damned.
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We shall revolt.
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Finally,
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these American colonies
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will truly
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be free!
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Yes.
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Chris! Chris!
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Chris!
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Chris, what's up, man?
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Paul,
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it's your daughter, Deborah.
She's alive and right there.
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So she is.
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You're a liar.
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After I loaned you
my favorite wig.
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I have to stop trusting wigs.
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I thought you were dead.
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I'm happy to see
you too, father.
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Now, you can do my laundry.
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And...
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The chapeau.
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Wow. My dad was kind of a jerk,
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but that was the meanest thing
I've ever seen.
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Forget him.
Soon we'll be in the future
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starting our lives together,
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and nothing that he can say
will ever change that.
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What are you doing?
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I'm supposed to be fixing
the American revolution
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and you are supposed to be
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in the future. You want to
know what we're doing, pal?
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We're saving your life.
That's me?
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Wait... how do I die?
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There's a plaque
on the back that says
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that you were hit by two
cannonballs at the same time.
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Wow, so...
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I died at
the battle of Lexington.
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Actually, you died the day
after the battle of Lexington.
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You choke on a walnut.
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British are here and
the colonists are here.
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And we need to draw
them into battle. Easy.
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We tell George Washington
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to write a letter to the troops
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instructing them to...
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Why are you pointing at me?
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I'm brainstorming. Haven't
you ever brainstormed before?
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One guy starts the idea.
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The other guy...
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Finishes the idea?
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Okay, yeah, so you've
brainstormed before.
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Dan, the most helpful thing
you can do right now,
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stop helping.
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What? Well, where do I fit?
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I have so much to offer
this team!
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I got a ton of heart,
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an abundance of skill,
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and when the battle is going,
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I'm a full-blown berserker.
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I've made a decision.
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I'm not going to wash
my father's clothes.
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Get it, girl.
After seeing the future,
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the bigotry of this time
is too hard to ignore.
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You were there, like, three seconds.
You're being very judgey.
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After seeing that
peppermint Patricia wrapper,
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I knew that any society
that could mix
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two separate flavors,
like mint and chocolate,
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is more open-minded
than I could ever fathom.
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We must start this revolution
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so that the women of the future
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can feel the freedom that I felt
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in those brief moments.
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You'll feel that
feeling again, my love.
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I promise.
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Oh, Daniel.
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Guys.
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Guys. Guys, hey!
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One thing has always been true
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about Americans, huh?
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They freak out
if you try and take their guns.
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So... let's try and make
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the British
take the colonists' guns.
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Right. I... you just lost me.
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So the colonists will freak out
and start the revolution.
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Okay, yes. I'm back on board.
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Oh, I'll ride from Boston
to the outer boroughs
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to warn my fellow colonists.
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I'll wear my father's clothes,
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so they think I'm a man
and believe me.
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I've fallen for stuff like that.
Perfect.
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So, you tell the colonists
to defend their guns,
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and we'll make sure
that the British
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are coming for them. All right.
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See, I don't always have
the idea, but a lot of times
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I have the idea that
gets us to the idea.
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Great brainstorming, everyone.
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You're just so wonderful.
Oh, you have no idea.
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Yeah, and I already
thanked you for it,
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like, nine times.
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Yeah, but I mean,
I saved your life.
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Oh, my god, that is
so great, but maybe right now
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we just focus on the revolution.
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Very cool. Very cool.
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Still not clear
on how we're gonna use
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the berserker in all this.
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When you were a kid,
did your parents ever play
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the quiet game with you?
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Yeah, I sucked at it.
Okay, well,
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here's your chance
to redeem yourself, buddy.
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When we get captured, you?
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Just shut up.
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Shut up.
Oh, Chris, don't be nasty.
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Hello.
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Will you come with us, please?
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Davey, who are these men?
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We found them
outside the camp, sir.
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They say they're
spies for the crown.
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Hmm.
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Is that so?
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Lieutenant colonel
Francis Smith,
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it is an honor to meet you.
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And who,
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exactly, are you?
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My name's Jason Bourne.
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The government made me
the perfect killing machine,
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till I became the target.
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Stop it. How did you know
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where to find our camp?
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General Gage had us undercover
with the colonists,
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and now we're reporting to you.
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General Gage?
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Well, nobody told me.
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Well, that's classic Gage,
isn't it?
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He's...
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Out of control lately.
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And you have something to report?
We do.
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The colonists
are stockpiling guns
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in a barn outside of Lexington.
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Guns.
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How many guns?
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Like a thousand. Like a million.
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Oh, my god.
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What is their
obsession with guns?
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They say they're
for self-defense.
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00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,070
All right, but if that's true,
270
00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:44,910
then why have so many?
271
00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:47,080
It makes me think they
intend to use them against us.
272
00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:48,940
I've heard claims
they're for hunting.
273
00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:51,150
Bows and arrows are for hunting.
274
00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,620
A musket fires
a bullet a minute.
275
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,980
It's a mass-killing machine!
276
00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,690
Well, perhaps
277
00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,960
between wanting a gun
and purchasing a gun
278
00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,690
there could be some...
279
00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,330
Period of waiting.
280
00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:04,930
I don't want to take their guns!
281
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,700
But having so many
282
00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,200
makes me feel like
I need to take them away!
283
00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,700
But how can I be certain
284
00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:16,000
you are not colonial
rabble-rousers?
285
00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:17,910
You don't speak
the king's English.
286
00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:19,456
That's because
we're so deep undercover,
287
00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,710
we've forgotten our accents.
288
00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,580
The only thing I do know,
289
00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:25,380
I'm a human weapon.
290
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,880
Sir, I know
291
00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:28,880
I'm speaking out of turn, but...
292
00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:32,420
My gut tells me this
Chris chap is on the level.
293
00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:33,760
But, Davey,
294
00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:35,390
you're a natural skeptic.
295
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,060
I know, sir. But I've got
a good feeling about him.
296
00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:39,860
I'd wager my entire reputation
297
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,760
on Chris' good word.
298
00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:44,430
I've never heard Davey say
that about anyone before.
299
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,000
Just...
300
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,740
They've made quite a connection.
301
00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,100
Very well.
302
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,810
Tomorrow morning,
we will march on Lexington,
303
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,080
and we shall secure their guns!
304
00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:55,410
My liege,
305
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,510
is there any way we could march
around noon,
306
00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:00,420
so it's not super early?
307
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,850
It's going to be early.
308
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,320
Super early.
309
00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:07,690
The British are coming!
310
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,090
The British are coming!
311
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,090
And they want to take your guns!
312
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,400
The British are coming!
313
00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:17,600
The British are coming!
314
00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,370
And they want to take your guns!
315
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,140
If Paul says it,
then it must be true.
316
00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:24,640
We will defend our guns!
317
00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:26,380
The British are coming!
318
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,940
Wow, Paul lost a lot of weight.
319
00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:32,050
Now, I feel fat.
320
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,780
I'll be in the larder.
321
00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:39,760
All right, Chris,
322
00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:42,960
what's your favorite
bit of Chaucer?
323
00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:45,330
Uh, the Miller's tale.
324
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,660
Oh, my god, mine too!
325
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,330
Oh, you've read it as well?
326
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,500
I have not.
327
00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:57,040
All right.
328
00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,470
Hey, Davey, uh,
329
00:11:58,540 --> 00:12:00,410
thank you for backing us up
in there.
330
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,710
Oh, no problem. I could tell
331
00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:02,980
you were a good bloke.
332
00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,880
That's why I didn't
knock you out.
333
00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:07,120
But this one.
334
00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,790
Try it again. Seriously,
try it again while I'm looking.
335
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:12,250
Oh!
336
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,590
Huh.
337
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:16,260
Thanks, uh...
338
00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:18,130
I've been looking for a way
to quiet him down.
339
00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:20,930
Nice try.
340
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,660
But my doctor told me
341
00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,630
I actually can't get
any more concussions.
342
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,700
Yeah, he probably
343
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,140
meant that you shouldn't,
344
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,840
not that it's impossible.
345
00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:31,310
Tea? For my favorite spy.
346
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:34,010
Oh, but of course.
347
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,280
Wait,
348
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:39,950
do you take your tea
milk first, as well?
349
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,526
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
It helps get the...
350
00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:43,220
Temperature right.
351
00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:47,220
What the hell is happening?
352
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:49,060
What?
353
00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,330
What did we just do?
354
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,460
It's called a high-five.
355
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,060
I love it!
356
00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,560
Here's to the milk first boys.
357
00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:57,370
Now and forever.
358
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:02,340
Oh, my god, a couple of dorks.
359
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:10,380
My love,
360
00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:11,850
you look ill.
361
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,180
Were you tortured?
362
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,250
Yes.
363
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,820
They made us wake up
super early.
364
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:19,020
You guys, this is incredible.
365
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,020
The battle of Lexington,
366
00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:23,230
the moment America was born.
367
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,560
Hmm.
368
00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:29,400
If this is a battle,
369
00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:31,200
why is no one shooting?
370
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:35,040
You'll never take our guns!
371
00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,070
Why do you need so many guns?
372
00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:39,770
Because we need to stop you
from taking them!
373
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,540
We weren't planning on
taking them
374
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,550
until you had too many!
375
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:47,450
Then we were correct
to have them!
376
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,720
Gentlemen, stop.
377
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,720
There's got to be a
reasonable solution to this.
378
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,590
Perhaps gun regulation could be
379
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:55,260
some sort of compromise. I...
380
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:57,290
He is wearing an excellent wig.
381
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,360
Come on, Davey.
382
00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,460
Let history happen.
383
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:00,900
Who is Davey?
384
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,630
The guy that's tearing
Chris and I apart.
385
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:06,300
For instance, if a person
is daffy in the head,
386
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,370
maybe they shouldn't be
allowed to procure a gun.
387
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,070
I don't want to have
this conversation
388
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,070
in front of the guns! Yes,
389
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:15,240
let's adjourn somewhere
away from the guns.
390
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,180
I know what I have to do.
391
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,620
I have to fire the shot
heard round the world.
392
00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:23,080
Oh, let me do it. What?
393
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:24,496
I want to do it.
Stop, you don't deserve this.
394
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,920
I haven't done anything yet.
395
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,296
I'm kind of bored.
You're being an infant, man.
396
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,460
I'm not.
397
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:30,260
I haven't gotten to do anything!
Stop!
398
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,560
They're firing their guns!
399
00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:35,430
They're trying to take our guns
with their guns!
400
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,300
Three, two, one,
401
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,070
fire!
402
00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:40,600
I did it. I did it.
403
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,570
No, I did it. No, I did it.
404
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,846
No, are you kidding me?
I did it.
405
00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:45,040
Clearly, I did it.
406
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,516
I fired a musket.
I just changed history by...
407
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,510
Deborah, you were here.
Who shot it?
408
00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:50,280
Chris.
409
00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:58,090
Fire! Fire!
410
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,420
Fire!
411
00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:03,890
Okay, the revolution's started.
America's been born.
412
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,460
Now feels like as good
a time as any to bail.
413
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,530
Hold on, this isn't right.
The British are winning.
414
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600
Fire!
415
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,470
So I led my people here to die.
416
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:14,840
No, absolutely not.
417
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:18,070
This is Chris's fault, 100%. No.
418
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:19,670
Their lives are on his head.
419
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:20,910
Well, I have to help them
420
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,220
or die trying! Wait, wait, Deb.
421
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,010
I have an idea.
422
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,080
You do?
423
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:27,080
Yeah.
424
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,080
So, in that barn
425
00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:29,520
are the weapons, right?
426
00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:31,250
Explosives and guns? Yeah.
427
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,596
Okay, so it's like a video game.
428
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:35,020
We just have to lure the British
into that barn...
429
00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:36,306
And then blow them up!
Yes, that's brainstorming!
430
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,030
We're brainstorming! Wait, wait.
431
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,236
There's a Cannon buried nearby.
432
00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:40,660
This could work.
433
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,030
But we have to get the colonists
434
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,870
to retreat from the barn.
435
00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,570
Retreat? They'll never do it,
these are Bostonians.
436
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,740
They're loud, pigheaded,
sunburned buffoons
437
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,370
who would rather die than lose.
438
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,070
Well, I'm a Bostonian, too,
439
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:55,810
and the only thing
worse than dying and losing
440
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,850
would be not dying
and then winning.
441
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:03,020
And that's what I intend
to never have happen to me.
442
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:05,190
He has a concussion,
443
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:06,836
and I have a feeling
he's had a lot of 'em.
444
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,090
Berserkers!
445
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,320
It hasn't hindered his
brilliance one bit.
446
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:11,330
Fire!
447
00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:13,030
Time-out! Time-out!
448
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,200
Look, it's Daniel!
449
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,530
Time-out!
450
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,160
And he's running like a coward.
451
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,070
Time-out!
452
00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:19,400
Retreat! What?
453
00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:20,800
Retreat!
454
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,000
They're gonna murder you!
Retreat!
455
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,010
What on earth are they doing?
456
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,510
Are they retreating?
457
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:28,140
It appears so, sir.
458
00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:29,240
This is a slaughter!
459
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:30,310
They're gonna kill you!
460
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,920
Is that Jason Bourne?
461
00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:40,020
I believe so, sir.
462
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,090
Hmm.
463
00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:46,590
Retreat! Run!
464
00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:47,600
Run!
465
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,860
For a grown man to
466
00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:50,076
lose all his dignity
and composure,
467
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,700
screaming and begging
like a child...
468
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,650
The enemy must be
too terrifying to contemplate!
469
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,640
Retreat!
470
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,400
Retreat! Retreat!
471
00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:58,310
Lest we all debase
ourselves like Dan!
472
00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:00,470
Run away!
473
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:01,740
Hold your fire!
474
00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:02,880
Davey.
475
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,880
Chris, the enemy are retreating.
476
00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:06,310
The day is ours!
477
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,080
I knew I was right about you.
478
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:10,050
Look, I need you to
cram as many soldiers
479
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,250
in there as possible
and secure those guns.
480
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,820
You got it.
481
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,060
All right, boys,
482
00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:18,490
in we go!
483
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,730
And forward!
484
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,730
You heard Chris.
485
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,060
All the way to the back.
486
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:23,970
And no matter what happens,
Davey, you,
487
00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:26,200
you stay outside, okay?
488
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:27,640
All right, but when we're done,
489
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,100
we're gonna have
one of our teas,
490
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,040
milk first, buddy.
491
00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,770
Milk first forever!
492
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,160
Davey?
493
00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:56,500
Chris?
494
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:58,230
Davey, no!
495
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,400
No!
496
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:05,810
Davey!
497
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,110
There's a chance he lived.
498
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,880
A tremendous victory!
499
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,590
Surely, this battle shall spark
500
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:19,590
a great revolution.
501
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,990
And if we are to form
a new nation,
502
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,820
we must guarantee
503
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:27,460
unrestricted gun access for all!
504
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,830
Paul,
505
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,670
thank you. I'm not Paul.
506
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,000
It's time you all knew
507
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:38,940
that you were led into
battle by a woman!
508
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:41,940
Fie!
509
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:46,950
Well,
510
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,680
obviously, that won't do.
511
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:53,120
Everyone say I did it!
512
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,360
Three cheers for Paul Revere,
513
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:56,790
the hero of the revolution!
514
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,230
That's not fair at all.
515
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,600
Who cares what
these tools think?
516
00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:03,800
We know what you did. No!
517
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,470
I need to stand up to him.
Father,
518
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,100
you...
519
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:09,100
Are a liar and a tool!
520
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,970
Young lady,
521
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,610
you are...
522
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,280
Embarrassing this family
with your outbursts.
523
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:21,320
Now get back
to the house at once
524
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:22,650
for stockade time.
525
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,650
No! Never!
526
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,120
I am going to find my freedom
as an independent woman.
527
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:31,130
So, wash your own damn clothes!
528
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,330
It's okay, Paul.
529
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,630
It's this generation.
530
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,170
They're just so selfish!
531
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:41,940
Young people these days
have completely lost it.
532
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,370
She said that, right?
533
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,170
I wasn't the only one who heard?
534
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:50,180
That was amazing.
535
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,756
I could never stand up
to my dad like that.
536
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:54,420
I'm really proud of you.
537
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,550
I'm so proud of you
for putting your cowardice
538
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,850
on such public display.
539
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,020
It's so brave.
540
00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:02,020
That's why I love you.
541
00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:04,090
You aren't afraid
to show your feelings,
542
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,130
even the ones
you should be ashamed of.
543
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,076
How'd you like to be ashamed
of me in the future?
544
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,130
I'd love that.
545
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,230
Ah, man, Davey.
546
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,546
I didn't know
our milk first was gonna be
547
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:15,240
our milk last, you know.
548
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,100
You faker.
You knew him, like, a day.
549
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:24,090
Where's Alba?
550
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,590
Well,
551
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,630
let's see if we saved America.
552
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,230
Excuse me, excuse me.
553
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,846
What do you think of the British
and their culture?
554
00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:36,100
Who cares?
555
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:37,800
This is America, you bitch.
556
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,240
Yes! We did it!
557
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,970
We're back. Chris...
558
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,810
I'm sorry you lost your friend.
559
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,010
Yeah, it got, uh...
560
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,110
It got pretty dark.
561
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,180
But...
562
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,726
It was an experience
I'll never forget,
563
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,020
so, um,
564
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,620
thank you guys for
bringing me along.
565
00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:55,350
Until next time, friend.
566
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,250
Right.
567
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,760
Hey, Chris.
568
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:01,120
Yeah?
569
00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:03,090
I love you.
570
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,200
Well, we're in the future.
571
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,570
What do you want to do?
572
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,140
Cloud walking.
573
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:16,110
Uh, talk to a ghost
and ride a tunnel
574
00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:17,440
to the center of the earth.
575
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,940
I'll do you one better.
576
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,440
Do you know what pizza is?
577
00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:24,180
What about the time machine?
578
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,780
Just kick some leaves over it.
579
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,480
The cool thing about
it being a bag,
580
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:28,850
is you can be careless with it.
581
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,320
Yeah!
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