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Hello, friends.
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Sweet zombie Jesus.
It's Sketchy and Skeezy.
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Previously on Z Nation.
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You want to be immortal?
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Oh it's him.
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Well Murphy here has got to bite you.
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These visions that you're having,
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don't ignore them.
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The unconscious is a very powerful thing.
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[MUFFLED SOUNDS]
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[MUFFLED GROWLING]
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[GUNSHOT]
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[HISSING]
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[MUFFLED SOUNDS]
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Black Rainbow is real.
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(10K) Warren?
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- Doc?
- See anybody?
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Murphy?
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Can't see anything.
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[COUGHING]
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Do you see anyone?
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No.
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[COUGHING]
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This is fubar.
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This damn foam is choking me out.
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[GROWLING]
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[SLICE]
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Thanks, cover boy.
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We have to find Warren.
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(MURPHY) Doc, Zs!
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[GROWLING]
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(DOC) Damn if this foam wasn't bad
enough. Now puppies and kittens.
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We're surrounded Murphy.
Got to fight it out.
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Let's rock and roll.
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[SPLAT]
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[SLICE]
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They just keep coming.
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- Then keep killin'.
- What do you think I'm doing?!
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[SLICE]
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Doc, behind you!
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- [GROWLING]
- [SLICING]
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Hey, Doc. Look over there!
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Civilization, c'mon!
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Woah!
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Let us in!
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Open up!
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Pull!
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[COUGHING]
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What the
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Sketchy?
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Skeezy?
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What's up, Doc?
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Perfect timing.
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Hey,
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you boys want a shave and a haircut?
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Buhm-buhm. Hey, fellas. Long time no see.
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A shave?
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Well don't mind if I
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Wait a minute. Your beard's all
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It's avant-garde.
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No no, no, no. Thanks for the offer, but
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No, we can't. We got to find Warren.
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In this storm? You got
to be kidding me, Doc.
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No, no. It's no joke. She's...
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She's a fine woman.
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Can take care of herself.
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And me.
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[LAUGHING] Ain't that the truth.
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[LAUGHING] That was entendre.
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- Are you guys through?
- You know, Warren's changed. A lot.
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Does she still have a pulse?
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Well, yeah.
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Well then she's my kinda gal.
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Excuse me, do I know you? Have we met?
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Something about your
face is crazy familiar.
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Highly doubtful.
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But I've been told I
have that kind of face.
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- Crazy?
- Crazy?
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Familiar.
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Weapons?
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Oh, no, no. We got to boogie.
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What is it you always say?
Never get out of the boat.
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Yeah, but I also always said
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never go back out in the toxic shit.
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I wouldn't go out there.
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Come on, Doc.
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Take a load off.
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You know, he...
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he lathers with Kiehl's.
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That's it. I'm in. Where do you want them?
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Weapons.
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In there?
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Hey, take your own advice, Murphy.
We got to find the Warren and others.
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Warren's probably hunkered down somewhere
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waiting for the storm to blow over.
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Have any idea how long that's gonna take?
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You can't predict the weather.
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Nuclear fallout.
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Years of chemicals.
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Millions of bodies
off-gassing in Lake Michigan.
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Then boom!
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Zombie frappé.
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Any more searching,
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you're bound to lose her
or waste time back-tracking.
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- So, you know.
- Yeah. Come on, Doc. Live a little.
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This could be our last sliver of paradise.
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You know, besides,
Warren's indestructible-ish.
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This here's just my walking stick.
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And since your sign says walk-ins welcome,
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I assume you don't mind
if I just walk in with it?
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Really?
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[LAUGHING]
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- [LAUGHING]
- [LAUGHING]
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- [LAUGHING]
- [LAUGHING]
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You and I are getting
off on the right foot.
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Careful not to nick me now. I'm a bleeder.
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Hang in there, chief.
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[WIND BLOWING]
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Doc!
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[COUGHING]
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Murphy!
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10K!
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[COUGHING]
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Sarge!
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[ELECTRIC GUITAR THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ Have mercy,
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- [TWO GUNSHOTS]
- [THUNK]
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♪ Oh, have mercy. ♪
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- Sync and corrected by TheDelta -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Not too much off the top.
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Get rid of the scruff and
keep the beard. Capisce?
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Not a problem.
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Ahhhhhh.
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[LAUGHING] I could die
and go to heaven right now.
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- Don't say that.
- Don't say that.
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What's that?
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They said you wouldn't be the first.
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Oh, daddy. I believe it. Mm-mmm.
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You have steel wool for whiskers.
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Maybe you're losing your edge.
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I don't think so.
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It's like searching for
for a needle in a haystack.
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I just can't find the
right memory to remind me.
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But I feel so strongly about this.
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So your face must have relevance.
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Relevance?
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Yeah, for me to remember your
face. It must've been important.
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I mean, God knows I've
forgotten a shit ton of faces.
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Your mind is playing tricks, my friend.
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Could be.
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Could be.
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- Could be
- Deja vu!
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- Third eye.
- Female intuition.
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Well telekinesis, then.
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- You mean telepathy.
- No, I don't.
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- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
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- You do.
- You do.
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Listen. Telekinesis is like
bending spoons with your mind.
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Telepathy is reading peoples'
thoughts and emotions.
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Like a psychic.
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He's right. I did them both on peyote.
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And I definitely tele-transported
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with a nice Native American lady.
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A medicine woman.
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[SNORING]
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You got to love that son of a bitch.
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We're on a one way trip to hell,
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and he still finds time for a nap.
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[MOANING]
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Keep still.
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I don't want to knick you.
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[MOANING]
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Ah man,
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you got magic hands.
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What's your name again?
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Sal, short for Salazar.
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Salazar!
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Albanian Salazar!
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Oh my God, he's Albanian!
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I thought I detected an accent.
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Yes. Not Albanian. Greek.
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Thank God.
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Albanian's hate us.
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Damn, I thought I had it.
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Don't beat yourself up, Bro.
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Greece is right next door to Albania.
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Practically neighbors.
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Totally different.
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Do tell.
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Albania is Albania. Greece is
Greece. Macedonia is Macedonia.
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Who said anything about Macedonia?
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Just an example. And we
invented the sandwich.
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What the hell does that
have to do with anything?
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Greece did not invent the sandwich.
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It was the Romans.
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So they could eat on the go
while raping and pillaging.
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Everybody knows this.
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[LAUGHING] Close, but you're all wrong.
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1762, England.
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John Montagu, the 4th
Earl of Sandwich. No joke.
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He had his cook whip up a
concoction of meat and bread,
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so he didn't have to leave the poker table.
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Is that so?
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, that reminds
me of another invention
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named after its inventor.
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Sir Thomas Crapper,
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who actually holds nine Royal Patents
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on siphonic flushing mechanisms.
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The toilet?
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That too.
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Just think.
If it were the other way around,
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we'd be eating a crapper
and taking a sandwich.
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That's heavy, man.
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Don't move.
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I still need to take a little off the top.
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Man, he gives looks that
would kill. Huh, Skeezy?
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Yeah, knocks em dead every time.
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Drive the ladies crazy!
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Quite a cheering section you
got there. You paying them?
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You and your friend are all
right. Those two, not so much.
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That's the nature of the damn Apocalypse,
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like ships passing in the night.
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Some you harbor. The
rest you torpedo and sink.
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[LAUGHING]
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You're funny. Very.
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Not, Albania. Albany.
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Have you ever been to Albany, New York?
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Give it a break, Doc.
He just said he likes us.
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Okay. Thanks, man. We love you too.
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Have you ever been to Albany?
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No.
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Albuquerque?
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Missed it.
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Well, next time take a left at Tucumcari.
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I got to figure this out.
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- I got to meditate.
- Don't burst a blood vessel.
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Soon as he's done with me you're
next up on the chopping block.
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Ommmmmmm.
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How about that baklava?
What's that all about?
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Delicious pastry...
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[TALKING CONTINUES]
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[SNARLING]
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[WIND BLOWING]
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[COUGHING]
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[GROWLING]
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[GROWLING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Hey! Wait!
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This is great.
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Spin me around again one last
time so I can check out the back
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Grant the man his last request.
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You, sir, are an artist.
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I am pleased you are pleased.
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Oh, please.
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Do you have a problem with my happiness?
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Negativity's infectious, man.
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Like a virus.
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- Murphy! - Murphy!
- What?!
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Hey, you want to check out the tanning bed?
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They have a tanning bed?
You have a tanning bed?
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Solar powered.
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You really have carved out
a tiny niche of heaven here.
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Yeah. Blood, sweat, and tears.
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Mostly blood. Indeed.
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Well, I hope you're not
charging an arm and a leg.
267
00:13:29,119 --> 00:13:30,119
- He is.
- I am.
268
00:13:30,507 --> 00:13:32,807
[LAUGHING] Well then take
his. Doc, you're up next.
269
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:35,710
Me, I'm gonna go get rid of my tan lines.
270
00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,079
That really was a close shave.
271
00:13:38,181 --> 00:13:40,749
Yeah, I wouldn't split hairs
with this man over the price.
272
00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:41,894
I was talking about the shave.
273
00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:45,253
Oh, yeah. Smooth as a baby's bottom.
274
00:13:45,455 --> 00:13:46,821
You're damaged.
275
00:13:48,992 --> 00:13:50,225
If things get hairy,
276
00:13:50,327 --> 00:13:52,260
Scream like a porn star.
277
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,896
Something like that.
278
00:14:02,072 --> 00:14:04,339
Ooh, Terry cloth.
279
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,099
Hey.
280
00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:19,567
Whoa.
281
00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:22,370
- Looking good.
- You're not getting in my pants.
282
00:14:22,472 --> 00:14:23,938
You're not wearing any.
283
00:14:26,309 --> 00:14:27,508
Fair enough.
284
00:14:27,921 --> 00:14:30,288
- Ta da.
- Really?
285
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,956
You seem unimpressed.
286
00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:33,891
I dunno. It's kinda
287
00:14:33,993 --> 00:14:35,293
Intimate, huh?
288
00:14:35,395 --> 00:14:36,461
I guess.
289
00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:43,634
So you
290
00:14:44,437 --> 00:14:46,016
you might want to sign these.
291
00:14:46,047 --> 00:14:47,187
- Why?
- For protection.
292
00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:48,101
Get out.
293
00:14:48,126 --> 00:14:50,846
- No, no. Just sign here at the bottom.
- No, just get out right now. Go.
294
00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:03,573
Damn, man. I know your
face. I know I know you.
295
00:15:03,675 --> 00:15:05,542
It's right here.
296
00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:08,011
How do you want it cut?
297
00:15:08,113 --> 00:15:10,179
I dunno. I guess just a little off the top.
298
00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:12,400
I dunno, Doc. Your hair
looks pretty good to me.
299
00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:15,157
Ah thanks, man.
Actually I just cut it myself.
300
00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:17,693
How bout a wax and a trim?
301
00:15:17,779 --> 00:15:19,420
Oh, and I got some fierce nose hairs
302
00:15:19,444 --> 00:15:20,977
that could use a good bush-whacking.
303
00:15:21,013 --> 00:15:22,325
Hey, do you shampoo?
304
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,812
We scalp massage.
305
00:15:23,848 --> 00:15:25,802
Ooh, awesome. Yeah, let's do that.
306
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,821
- [SNARLING]
- [SCREAMING]
307
00:15:32,924 --> 00:15:34,390
Sorry. Sorry.
308
00:15:34,859 --> 00:15:37,793
[SNARLING]
309
00:15:38,829 --> 00:15:42,431
Murphy was right. You do have magic hands.
310
00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:44,567
Must be a Greek thing.
311
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,598
Along with oils, yogurt,
and brotherly love.
312
00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:48,669
Oh, and democracy.
313
00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:51,237
Even the Greeks made mistakes.
314
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:56,009
You fresh off the boat Greek?
315
00:15:59,114 --> 00:16:00,880
By way of Detroit.
316
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,982
Motor city, baby. Far out.
317
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:05,285
I had some good times there.
318
00:16:06,288 --> 00:16:09,889
Did you ever hear of a
fella named Nicky La Pieu?
319
00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:11,925
Most people called him Tony Cue Ball.
320
00:16:12,027 --> 00:16:15,495
I don't know why. He had
hair down to his knees.
321
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:16,763
Never heard of him.
322
00:16:16,865 --> 00:16:18,831
- You sure?
- Definitely.
323
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,334
Too bad. He was a trip.
324
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:24,671
Kind of an ass, but too
stupid to do much harm.
325
00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:25,773
Come to think of it,
326
00:16:25,798 --> 00:16:28,452
the last time I saw him must've
been six or seven years ago.
327
00:16:28,476 --> 00:16:29,476
It was just right after
328
00:16:29,704 --> 00:16:32,505
[YELLING] Holy Moses! I knew
it! Tony Cue Ball! You son of a
329
00:16:32,607 --> 00:16:33,806
[YELLING]
330
00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:37,110
- [YELLING]
- [GROWLING]
331
00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:39,045
[YELLING]
332
00:16:39,908 --> 00:16:40,774
[YELLING] Bastard!
333
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,710
- [YELLING]
- [GROWLING]
334
00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:51,985
[YELLING]
335
00:16:52,387 --> 00:17:01,628
[AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]
336
00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:06,867
[FOOTSTEPS]
337
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,168
[CLEARING THROAT]
338
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:13,473
Say hello to my little friend.
339
00:17:14,476 --> 00:17:17,811
[AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]
340
00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:20,914
[CRASH]
341
00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:29,890
- We tried to warn you.
- We tried to warn you.
342
00:17:29,992 --> 00:17:32,159
Well next time try harder.
343
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:36,196
[LAUGHING]
344
00:18:23,629 --> 00:18:25,764
[UNINTELLIGIBLE TALKING]
345
00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:26,799
Shut up!
346
00:18:32,873 --> 00:18:35,381
Easy. We'll kill them soon enough.
347
00:18:35,444 --> 00:18:37,244
[LAUGHING] I thought we were friends.
348
00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,146
He ain't a friend. He's not even a barber.
349
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,787
You should see the back of your head.
350
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:44,322
This is not personal.
It's never been personal.
351
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:46,324
Wait a minute.
352
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,359
He kicked your ass once, didn't he?
353
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,861
More like sucker punched.
354
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,629
This jackass and his buddy,
355
00:18:51,654 --> 00:18:52,654
not Gossamer here,
356
00:18:52,729 --> 00:18:54,674
jumped me, took everything
I had, including my undies,
357
00:18:54,774 --> 00:18:55,907
and left me there to die.
358
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,895
You stole his underwear?
359
00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,530
I was desperate. It was black summer.
360
00:18:59,866 --> 00:19:00,965
But a man's boxers?
361
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,700
It was business.
362
00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:04,302
Hell of a business.
363
00:19:06,473 --> 00:19:07,473
What?
364
00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:09,134
Nothing. I'm just trying to
figure out a way out of this.
365
00:19:09,158 --> 00:19:10,402
Well that's what I'm trying to do too.
366
00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:11,426
Really?
367
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,725
Hey, you want us to spit shine the place?
368
00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:15,726
I'll grab the pinesol.
369
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:21,265
Speak again and I peel your skin.
370
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,799
- Okay.
- [BELL RINGING]
371
00:19:22,835 --> 00:19:25,769
If that's who I think it
is, you fellas are toast.
372
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:28,138
Who cares what he's talking about.
373
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,040
Shoot first. No questions.
374
00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:31,208
I wouldn't do that.
375
00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:36,346
Well of course they're stalling.
You take me for an idiot?
376
00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:37,948
Is that a trick question?
377
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:39,616
[BELL RINGING]
378
00:19:39,652 --> 00:19:40,929
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
379
00:19:40,953 --> 00:19:42,853
If that's who they think it is out there,
380
00:19:42,888 --> 00:19:44,288
you're gonna want her alive.
381
00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,522
- Her?
- Oh yeah.
382
00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:46,823
Woo.
383
00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:48,091
Mama brings the pain.
384
00:19:48,494 --> 00:19:49,494
Quiet!
385
00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:51,295
Act normal.
386
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,397
Normal?
387
00:19:52,531 --> 00:19:54,564
Like you're not being robbed.
388
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,777
A robbery? Is that what this is?
389
00:19:55,801 --> 00:19:58,435
I totally thought you two
were a couple of sadists
390
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,403
out for a good time.
391
00:19:59,438 --> 00:20:00,438
No, they're capitalists.
392
00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:02,172
Shut the hell up!
393
00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:04,941
You are the chattiest bunch of marks
394
00:20:05,044 --> 00:20:06,910
in the whole damn Apocalypse!
395
00:20:07,012 --> 00:20:08,679
[BELL RINGING]
396
00:20:09,248 --> 00:20:11,148
You have to pull.
397
00:20:15,721 --> 00:20:18,388
Anybody ever read The Monkey's Paw?
398
00:20:20,693 --> 00:20:22,359
[COUGHING]
399
00:20:22,461 --> 00:20:24,995
Don't shoot. We are unarmed.
400
00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:29,666
[COUGHING] Ran out of ammo.
401
00:20:30,302 --> 00:20:32,703
All that damn foam.
402
00:20:33,372 --> 00:20:35,739
You two look like you smell.
403
00:20:35,841 --> 00:20:37,507
That is a compliment.
404
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:39,876
That foam is nasty.
405
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,580
Eww.
406
00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:43,915
What's the matter?
407
00:20:44,616 --> 00:20:46,483
You never see a woman blow her nose before?
408
00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:48,753
Eww.
409
00:20:49,755 --> 00:20:51,755
I don't feel so good.
410
00:20:52,624 --> 00:20:54,191
[VOMITING]
411
00:20:59,331 --> 00:21:06,636
[VOMITING]
412
00:21:06,672 --> 00:21:09,840
[SNARLING]
413
00:21:09,942 --> 00:21:13,777
[VOMITING]
414
00:21:15,581 --> 00:21:25,622
[WIND BLOWING]
415
00:21:25,624 --> 00:21:37,634
[WIND BLOWING]
416
00:21:38,937 --> 00:21:41,471
[SNARLING]
417
00:21:45,323 --> 00:21:46,956
Stop! Wait!
418
00:21:47,357 --> 00:21:49,390
I need your help!
419
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:54,630
[THWAP]
420
00:21:54,998 --> 00:21:58,399
- [GROANING]
- This is still a robbery!
421
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:05,072
[YELLING]
422
00:22:05,174 --> 00:22:07,675
[GROANING]
423
00:22:08,811 --> 00:22:09,811
[THWAP]
424
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:12,914
[CRACK]
425
00:22:14,317 --> 00:22:15,750
[YELLING]
426
00:22:18,054 --> 00:22:19,153
[YELLING]
427
00:22:19,822 --> 00:22:21,589
[SNARLING]
428
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,029
[YELLING]
429
00:22:28,131 --> 00:22:30,431
- [SNARLING]
- [AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]
430
00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:36,270
- [SCREAMING]
- [AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE CONTINUES]
431
00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:41,942
[SNARLING]
432
00:22:42,045 --> 00:22:44,078
I'm getting too old for this shit.
433
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,180
Me too.
434
00:22:45,529 --> 00:22:47,296
You were supposed to be my last score.
435
00:22:47,398 --> 00:22:49,042
I'm seriously skeptical of that statement.
436
00:22:49,066 --> 00:22:50,099
Shut up.
437
00:22:51,135 --> 00:22:54,470
Fate is giving us a chance
to reconcile our past.
438
00:22:54,572 --> 00:22:56,038
How the hell is this reconciling?
439
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:57,306
Because this time,
440
00:22:57,408 --> 00:22:59,308
I will kill you.
441
00:22:59,410 --> 00:23:01,410
[SCREAMING] Tan mom!
442
00:23:01,512 --> 00:23:02,611
[GROWLING]
443
00:23:02,646 --> 00:23:11,453
- [SCREAMING]
- [GUNSHOTS]
444
00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:14,690
[GROWLING]
445
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:26,635
[SCREAMING]
446
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:27,703
Tiny!
447
00:23:27,805 --> 00:23:30,806
[SCREAMING]
448
00:23:33,077 --> 00:23:34,510
[SPLORCH]
449
00:23:40,351 --> 00:23:41,351
Tiny?
450
00:23:41,719 --> 00:23:43,385
Take that thing out of here.
451
00:23:47,391 --> 00:23:48,657
[YELLING] She bit me!
452
00:23:50,423 --> 00:23:52,368
- She bit you!
- That's what I said. She bit me.
453
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,232
- Me too.
- She bit you?
454
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,467
No, she bit you.
455
00:23:54,502 --> 00:23:55,434
But you said that
456
00:23:55,470 --> 00:23:57,203
She bit you.
457
00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:01,507
Am I gonna tan?
458
00:24:01,609 --> 00:24:02,942
No, little buddy.
459
00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:06,144
You're gonna Z.
460
00:24:06,561 --> 00:24:07,460
[MOANING]
461
00:24:52,698 --> 00:24:54,898
[COUGHING]
462
00:24:54,942 --> 00:24:59,778
[MOANING]
463
00:25:08,689 --> 00:25:13,091
[MUFFLED SOUNDS]
464
00:25:15,150 --> 00:25:16,348
Get me out of here, Sketchy!
465
00:25:16,423 --> 00:25:18,291
Man, I don't want to die! Not like this.
466
00:25:18,330 --> 00:25:19,970
You're not gonna die, okay?
467
00:25:20,189 --> 00:25:21,886
You might be going Z,
but you're not gonna die.
468
00:25:21,986 --> 00:25:23,952
- Here, grab that.
- What?
469
00:25:23,988 --> 00:25:25,821
The barbicide. It'll kill anything.
470
00:25:31,295 --> 00:25:36,598
[GULPING]
471
00:25:36,634 --> 00:25:38,967
[GAGGING]
472
00:25:39,003 --> 00:25:40,636
- Did you just drink that?
- [CHOKING] Yeah.
473
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,308
- Do you feel any better?
- [CHOKING] No.
474
00:25:42,347 --> 00:25:44,628
Okay, you weren't supposed to drink it.
475
00:25:44,675 --> 00:25:46,108
- [GUNS COCKING]
- [CHOKING]
476
00:25:46,143 --> 00:25:47,643
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait one minute.
477
00:25:47,745 --> 00:25:49,478
Just one minute, all right?
478
00:25:49,513 --> 00:25:51,680
Then you can do whatever you want to him.
479
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,369
Give him a minute for Chrissakes.
480
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:59,056
- All right.
- Let's all be calm here.
481
00:25:59,587 --> 00:26:02,555
Let's step through this logically.
482
00:26:02,657 --> 00:26:05,892
We've held Skeezy here for a
while, and he hasn't turned yet,
483
00:26:05,923 --> 00:26:06,774
has he?
484
00:26:06,810 --> 00:26:08,951
- Proof is in the pudding.
- Yeah, I agree.
485
00:26:09,013 --> 00:26:11,246
If he hasn't turned by now,
bacon lady didn't get him.
486
00:26:11,282 --> 00:26:12,381
Explain the bite.
487
00:26:12,650 --> 00:26:13,650
Okay, I bit him.
488
00:26:13,751 --> 00:26:15,083
(ALL) You bit him?
489
00:26:15,386 --> 00:26:16,386
You bit me?
490
00:26:17,388 --> 00:26:18,388
Yeah.
491
00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:19,788
I did.
492
00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:21,089
Scout's honor.
493
00:26:21,191 --> 00:26:22,202
Well why didn't you speak up?
494
00:26:22,226 --> 00:26:24,393
Well because I knew
you wouldn't believe me.
495
00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:27,073
- [GUN COCKING]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
496
00:26:27,347 --> 00:26:29,180
Put it away, broheim.
497
00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:32,501
Don't be stupid. The bullet
will go right through you.
498
00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:35,668
- Two for the price of...
- Okay! Fine! Shoot us both!
499
00:26:35,770 --> 00:26:38,104
But what are you gonna
do when we go Mad-Z, huh?
500
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:40,106
You can't kill two crazies.
501
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:42,475
Not with a pair of .45s and...
502
00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:44,377
three bullets.
503
00:26:45,046 --> 00:26:46,166
Cut off their arms and legs.
504
00:26:46,214 --> 00:26:48,589
Then throw them in the basement
with the rest of the Zs.
505
00:26:48,659 --> 00:26:50,784
- What?
- That'd do the trick.
506
00:26:50,956 --> 00:26:52,856
Who's side are you on?!
507
00:26:53,392 --> 00:26:56,626
- Sorry.
- Wait, there are Zs in the basement?
508
00:26:56,728 --> 00:26:59,262
Doc, Doc, buddy, come on, man.
509
00:26:59,364 --> 00:27:02,465
Now, hey, I know you ain't
keen on these fellas here, Sal.
510
00:27:02,835 --> 00:27:05,135
Oh I'm sorry, is it
still Sal or is it Tony?
511
00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:06,570
Why would I lie about my name?
512
00:27:06,672 --> 00:27:08,338
Because you lied about everything else.
513
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,740
I'm sorry. Scratch that.
That is not productive.
514
00:27:10,776 --> 00:27:12,442
My point is,
515
00:27:12,544 --> 00:27:13,877
let's do these fellas justice.
516
00:27:13,979 --> 00:27:17,647
Cutting off arms and legs seems
just. At least to me it does.
517
00:27:17,749 --> 00:27:19,850
See, it's like Kansas City
all over again, Sketch.
518
00:27:19,952 --> 00:27:22,686
My arms, my legs, I mean I need them.
519
00:27:22,788 --> 00:27:24,054
[UNINTELLIGIBLE TALKING]
520
00:27:24,089 --> 00:27:25,355
This is just ridiculous.
521
00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:27,257
[UNINTELLIGIBLE TALKING]
522
00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:30,727
Enough! Enough! Enough!
523
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:32,230
All right.
524
00:27:32,891 --> 00:27:34,535
We're going do this the old fashioned way.
525
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:35,793
Dissolve him in acid?
526
00:27:35,848 --> 00:27:38,316
No, we're not gonna dissolve them in acid.
527
00:27:38,543 --> 00:27:41,210
It sucks, but fate has chosen to screw you.
528
00:27:41,246 --> 00:27:44,413
We play by one rule.
Survival of the fittest.
529
00:27:44,515 --> 00:27:47,416
We toss him out on his
ass. Let Darwin do the rest.
530
00:27:47,518 --> 00:27:49,051
Murphy.
531
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:50,953
How could you?
532
00:27:51,055 --> 00:27:53,155
We're talking about Skeezy here.
533
00:27:53,258 --> 00:27:54,891
Yeah, Murphy.
534
00:27:54,993 --> 00:27:56,659
After all we've been through.
535
00:27:56,761 --> 00:27:57,927
Yeah
536
00:28:00,565 --> 00:28:02,431
Sketchy, I know you two are tight.
537
00:28:02,533 --> 00:28:04,467
Skeezy's been a good friend to you.
538
00:28:04,502 --> 00:28:06,502
What do you think we should do?
539
00:28:06,771 --> 00:28:09,872
[SQUEAKY VOICE] I say we let him go.
540
00:28:09,974 --> 00:28:10,974
Listen, okay?
541
00:28:11,038 --> 00:28:12,982
If anybody's shooting this
weaselly man right here,
542
00:28:13,006 --> 00:28:14,473
it's gonna be me.
543
00:28:15,709 --> 00:28:17,342
You knew this going in.
544
00:28:17,685 --> 00:28:19,552
Mercy you, mercy me.
545
00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:21,153
Butch and Sundance.
546
00:28:21,263 --> 00:28:22,662
Bonnie and Clyde.
547
00:28:22,764 --> 00:28:23,997
Hall and Oats.
548
00:28:24,099 --> 00:28:25,698
That was always the plan.
549
00:28:25,734 --> 00:28:29,035
Yeah, but they... they died together.
550
00:28:29,437 --> 00:28:30,570
[LAUGHING] What?
551
00:28:31,573 --> 00:28:33,539
Let's not get carried away.
552
00:28:34,342 --> 00:28:35,608
Listen.
553
00:28:37,913 --> 00:28:40,079
Can I do it? Please.
554
00:28:42,484 --> 00:28:44,217
There's one in the chamber.
555
00:28:44,319 --> 00:28:46,019
Make it count.
556
00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:58,889
No, no, no.
557
00:28:59,330 --> 00:29:00,985
You wanna play roulette?
558
00:29:01,010 --> 00:29:03,116
That's what you want to play? All right.
559
00:29:03,179 --> 00:29:05,079
I'll play. I'll play.
560
00:29:05,121 --> 00:29:06,606
And you'll pay!
561
00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:08,614
Yeah! I'll go mad, son!
562
00:29:08,716 --> 00:29:12,168
- Like, woo, woo, woo, maahhh!
- Okay.
563
00:29:12,193 --> 00:29:13,086
Okay.
564
00:29:13,115 --> 00:29:14,347
Calm down there, bud.
565
00:29:14,383 --> 00:29:20,086
You got so much to live for in
the next eight to ten minutes.
566
00:29:22,190 --> 00:29:25,587
- Keep going.
- Okay. Yeah.
567
00:29:25,994 --> 00:29:27,894
I say we heed Murphy's advice.
568
00:29:27,996 --> 00:29:30,196
I'm sorry, what... what advice was that?
569
00:29:30,298 --> 00:29:32,265
That, the bit about rules.
570
00:29:32,367 --> 00:29:34,727
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Darwin
thing. Yeah, yeah, do that.
571
00:29:34,803 --> 00:29:36,870
Yeah, the Darwin thing.
572
00:29:37,105 --> 00:29:40,373
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about freedom!
573
00:29:40,475 --> 00:29:43,443
I'm talking about free will! Independence!
574
00:29:43,712 --> 00:29:44,811
Choice.
575
00:29:45,047 --> 00:29:46,646
I'm talking about a man
576
00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:50,283
wrestling fate into his hands, you know?
577
00:29:50,385 --> 00:29:54,054
I'm talking about riding
on the wings of destiny.
578
00:29:55,390 --> 00:29:57,757
Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm looking for.
579
00:29:57,859 --> 00:29:59,527
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
580
00:29:59,914 --> 00:30:02,147
I like my idea better.
Chop off his arms and legs.
581
00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:06,185
Put that down. Sometimes
the best weapon is upstairs.
582
00:30:06,693 --> 00:30:08,459
I'm gonna need your buddy's hat.
583
00:30:08,828 --> 00:30:10,906
- What do you need his hat for?
- What do you need his hat for?
584
00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:13,131
All right, let's count the ballots.
585
00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:16,548
Chop off limbs.
586
00:30:17,687 --> 00:30:18,953
Exile.
587
00:30:20,156 --> 00:30:21,456
Cut off limbs.
588
00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,524
Another limbs.
589
00:30:23,793 --> 00:30:24,959
Exile.
590
00:30:25,462 --> 00:30:26,861
Exile.
591
00:30:27,864 --> 00:30:29,430
It's a tie.
592
00:30:29,766 --> 00:30:31,499
Somebody didn't vote.
593
00:30:37,774 --> 00:30:39,874
Murphy, did you vote?
594
00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:41,709
Hmm? Oh yeah, no.
595
00:30:41,811 --> 00:30:44,545
After Gore v. Bush, it
didn't seem worth it anymore.
596
00:30:44,981 --> 00:30:46,414
Not then. Now.
597
00:30:46,683 --> 00:30:48,950
Oh yeah, no. It didn't
seem worth it now either.
598
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,030
No wonder we live in a failed state.
599
00:30:51,132 --> 00:30:52,665
Please, Murphy.
600
00:30:53,034 --> 00:30:55,368
All right. What are you
giving me for my vote?
601
00:30:55,403 --> 00:30:57,503
Uh, his undying loyalty.
602
00:30:57,739 --> 00:31:02,341
That's it? I mean for a
life? Loyalty? What a rip.
603
00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:03,809
Who's got the pen?
604
00:31:05,413 --> 00:31:07,880
[BELL RINGING]
605
00:31:09,081 --> 00:31:10,081
(ALL) Pull!
606
00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:15,118
[COUGHING]
607
00:31:15,153 --> 00:31:16,519
(ALL) Outside!
608
00:31:17,956 --> 00:31:28,031
[VOMITING]
609
00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:33,470
[VOMITING]
610
00:31:33,572 --> 00:31:35,171
[COUGHING]
611
00:31:35,273 --> 00:31:36,539
[THUD]
612
00:31:39,010 --> 00:31:41,377
[COUGHING]
613
00:31:42,447 --> 00:31:45,081
No need to get yer knickers ruffled.
614
00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:46,717
Ah.
615
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:49,240
Things already went to pot, I see.
616
00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:50,508
What's his deal?
617
00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:52,543
These guys want to throw him outside.
618
00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:56,781
[UNINTELLIGIBLE TALKING]
619
00:31:57,876 --> 00:31:59,109
This is a real cock up.
620
00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:01,625
Yeah. I mean just put him out
of his misery. Toss him outside.
621
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,646
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you want to vote?
622
00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:07,283
I think we just did. I think we just did.
623
00:32:07,886 --> 00:32:08,886
No, no, no.
624
00:32:09,321 --> 00:32:10,418
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
625
00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:11,461
Let me say goodbye.
626
00:32:11,528 --> 00:32:12,594
Make it fast.
627
00:32:12,696 --> 00:32:14,396
And no funny business.
628
00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:42,390
Why didn't you ever say anything?
629
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,527
I didn't think I had to.
630
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:47,896
I love you.
631
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,432
I know.
632
00:32:54,838 --> 00:32:55,838
Yeah?
633
00:32:56,306 --> 00:32:57,806
I know you.
634
00:32:58,698 --> 00:33:00,365
Just do it already! Just do it!
635
00:33:00,867 --> 00:33:02,133
- Oww!
- Oww!
636
00:33:02,169 --> 00:33:03,468
Hold still, Dale!
637
00:33:03,570 --> 00:33:05,203
[YELLING]
638
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:07,540
I'm cured!
639
00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,775
Yeah, sorry pal. I don't think so.
640
00:33:10,877 --> 00:33:13,111
No. No, I know him!
641
00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:19,150
I think this son of a bitch bit me!
642
00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:22,187
Yeah. Yeah, he bit me too.
643
00:33:22,289 --> 00:33:23,488
Right here.
644
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,495
All right.
Good luck, buddy.
645
00:33:31,431 --> 00:33:32,431
[GROANING]
646
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:35,033
Love's a bitch, huh?
647
00:33:35,302 --> 00:33:36,302
No offense.
648
00:33:36,570 --> 00:33:37,570
None taken.
649
00:33:41,975 --> 00:33:54,419
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
650
00:33:55,121 --> 00:33:57,555
Yeah, all right! We get it! You're dead!
651
00:33:57,657 --> 00:33:58,657
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
652
00:33:58,825 --> 00:33:59,825
Sketchy?
653
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:02,627
Do you maybe want to say a few words?
654
00:34:02,729 --> 00:34:03,729
Yeah.
655
00:34:03,930 --> 00:34:06,698
Mitts in the air, you bloody wankers.
656
00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:11,102
That's right, everybody. In the air.
657
00:34:11,204 --> 00:34:13,671
This here's a good old fashioned stick-up!
658
00:34:14,741 --> 00:34:15,940
Come on.
659
00:34:19,452 --> 00:34:21,253
Taste of my own medicine.
660
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,312
Karma, baby.
661
00:34:22,678 --> 00:34:25,012
Just rip off the fig leaf.
It's less painful that way.
662
00:34:26,726 --> 00:34:27,992
Tidy whiteys?
663
00:34:29,729 --> 00:34:32,063
- Used to be.
- No wonder he stole your boxers.
664
00:34:32,165 --> 00:34:34,365
Funny how life's most negative moments
665
00:34:34,467 --> 00:34:36,100
have the longest lasting impact.
666
00:34:36,203 --> 00:34:37,643
You don't have many friends, do you?
667
00:34:37,671 --> 00:34:39,170
All of them are dead.
668
00:34:39,272 --> 00:34:40,272
[CLICK]
669
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,207
You're family.
670
00:34:42,909 --> 00:34:46,177
I don't give a rat's ass
about these other folks.
671
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:48,713
No offense.
672
00:34:51,151 --> 00:34:52,951
Something about you ain't right.
673
00:34:53,053 --> 00:34:55,119
I've been... I've been
told I have a screw loose.
674
00:34:55,622 --> 00:34:57,355
No. That ain't it.
675
00:34:57,657 --> 00:34:58,657
[SNIFF]
676
00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:00,859
What are we gonna do with them?
677
00:35:00,961 --> 00:35:03,294
I dunno. I hadn't thought that far ahead.
678
00:35:03,396 --> 00:35:06,631
Well whatever you do, don't put
us in that basement right there.
679
00:35:08,184 --> 00:35:09,982
No, I'm serious. Please.
680
00:35:10,486 --> 00:35:13,187
Please don't put us in
there. I can't go down there.
681
00:35:13,656 --> 00:35:14,988
What's in the basement?
682
00:35:15,090 --> 00:35:16,156
Nothing.
683
00:35:16,258 --> 00:35:18,058
It's cold and it's dark.
684
00:35:18,527 --> 00:35:19,527
And I just
685
00:35:19,795 --> 00:35:21,295
I can't go down there.
686
00:35:21,397 --> 00:35:23,630
I'm scared of confined spaces.
687
00:35:23,732 --> 00:35:24,732
Brilliant.
688
00:35:25,068 --> 00:35:27,733
No, no, no, no, no. It's not
brilliant. It's not brilliant.
689
00:35:27,772 --> 00:35:29,334
I'm asking you. I'm begging you.
690
00:35:29,358 --> 00:35:32,192
Please don't put us into
that basement right there.
691
00:35:32,828 --> 00:35:34,461
Could be a trap.
692
00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:36,463
Where is the booty?
693
00:35:36,565 --> 00:35:37,864
It's in the basement?
694
00:35:40,866 --> 00:35:43,203
- [SMACK]
- [GROANING]
695
00:35:43,305 --> 00:35:44,504
Sorry about that.
696
00:35:44,606 --> 00:35:46,673
Dale can be a little bit rough.
697
00:35:46,775 --> 00:35:50,477
He hears your mate say no,
no, not in the basement,
698
00:35:50,579 --> 00:35:54,452
when in fact that's exactly
where you want to be. Ain't it?
699
00:35:55,203 --> 00:35:56,336
Tell the truth.
700
00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:59,773
Don't be clever. You
can't hide. Not from me.
701
00:36:00,454 --> 00:36:02,087
Our goose's up top!
702
00:36:02,189 --> 00:36:03,922
Everybody in the basement!
703
00:36:25,445 --> 00:36:27,112
Seems okay to me!
704
00:36:27,214 --> 00:36:28,647
- I knew it was you!
- [GROWLING]
705
00:36:28,749 --> 00:36:38,823
- [GROWLING]
- [SCREAMING]
706
00:36:38,859 --> 00:36:41,326
- Woo!
- Now that's Darwin, baby!
707
00:36:41,428 --> 00:36:42,428
Shut up.
708
00:36:42,596 --> 00:36:44,129
[GROWLING]
709
00:36:44,164 --> 00:36:47,866
- [SLICE]
- [AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]
710
00:36:58,312 --> 00:37:00,645
Okay. Time to end this.
711
00:37:00,681 --> 00:37:03,281
He dies. She dies.
712
00:37:03,383 --> 00:37:05,317
Everybody dies.
713
00:37:05,419 --> 00:37:06,419
Wait.
714
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:10,322
Don't you want to make a
speech or say any last words?
715
00:37:10,424 --> 00:37:12,023
Aren't they the same thing?
716
00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:14,492
Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
They're totally different.
717
00:37:14,595 --> 00:37:16,394
I mean one could be a pep talk.
718
00:37:16,496 --> 00:37:18,350
The other one could be the Lord's prayer.
719
00:37:18,421 --> 00:37:22,189
[BELL RINGING]
720
00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:37,705
[BELL RINGING]
721
00:37:41,043 --> 00:37:42,409
[EXPLOSION]
722
00:37:43,212 --> 00:37:44,445
Live by the door,
723
00:37:44,547 --> 00:37:46,480
die by the door.
724
00:37:51,087 --> 00:37:54,355
[LAUGHING] Woo! Closing time!
725
00:37:54,623 --> 00:37:55,623
You?
726
00:37:56,058 --> 00:37:57,302
You brought the damn house down.
727
00:37:57,326 --> 00:37:58,459
You can say that again.
728
00:37:58,561 --> 00:37:59,860
Don't. Don't.
729
00:38:05,601 --> 00:38:07,568
Hey, man. What took you so long?
730
00:38:07,670 --> 00:38:09,570
Oh, green foam, green truck.
731
00:38:10,139 --> 00:38:12,406
You swallowed the key, didn't you?
732
00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:19,880
- It's all right.
- [LAUGHING]
733
00:38:19,982 --> 00:38:22,649
Hold on. You guys had this
planned the whole time?
734
00:38:22,752 --> 00:38:23,752
- Of course.
- Of course.
735
00:38:24,086 --> 00:38:25,991
I mean we tried to cut you in, man.
736
00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:28,507
Yeah, we didn't see that bit
with you and old Sal though.
737
00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:30,398
No, that almost derailed the whole thing.
738
00:38:30,571 --> 00:38:31,536
Coinkidinks.
739
00:38:31,572 --> 00:38:33,338
Yeah, Duce X Masheena.
740
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,073
Deus Ex Machina.
741
00:38:35,175 --> 00:38:36,908
- Kizmit.
- Horse shit.
742
00:38:37,221 --> 00:38:39,354
You two morons aren't masterminds.
743
00:38:39,456 --> 00:38:41,957
Yeah, well it's either that or we're lying.
744
00:38:42,059 --> 00:38:43,959
I believe them when they're lying.
745
00:38:44,061 --> 00:38:46,028
I get scared when they're not.
746
00:38:46,263 --> 00:38:48,263
And I was scared. Really.
747
00:38:48,365 --> 00:38:49,966
- You believe them?
- I do.
748
00:38:50,734 --> 00:38:54,403
It doesn't make any sense. To
go through all of this for what?
749
00:38:54,505 --> 00:38:55,505
- Retirement.
- Retirement.
750
00:38:55,706 --> 00:38:58,273
Yeah, man. We're taking
over the Barber Shop.
751
00:38:58,375 --> 00:39:00,709
We're gonna practice the tonsorial arts.
752
00:39:00,744 --> 00:39:01,744
Lifelong dream come true.
753
00:39:01,979 --> 00:39:04,246
I wouldn't know. I had mine removed.
754
00:39:08,285 --> 00:39:10,252
We need to find Warren.
755
00:39:12,881 --> 00:39:22,089
[MUFFLED SOUNDS]
756
00:39:22,124 --> 00:39:23,290
Get up.
757
00:39:30,733 --> 00:39:32,399
You have to get up.
758
00:39:42,144 --> 00:39:43,844
You have to keep moving.
759
00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:54,722
[MUFFLED SOUNDS]
760
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,667
Everything depends on you.
761
00:40:07,803 --> 00:40:08,869
Warren!
762
00:40:12,274 --> 00:40:14,675
[ECHOING] I won't be there to help you.
763
00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:23,517
Hey. You okay?
764
00:40:23,619 --> 00:40:25,719
We've been looking for you.
765
00:40:28,858 --> 00:40:30,457
This the way?
766
00:40:40,102 --> 00:40:42,336
[LAUGHING] You're such a wuss.
767
00:40:45,274 --> 00:40:48,242
So what do you think'll happen
with Wheezy and Fschizzle?
768
00:40:48,344 --> 00:40:52,413
Those crazy bastards. They're
following their own dream.
769
00:40:58,721 --> 00:41:03,791
[WHISTLING]
770
00:41:05,694 --> 00:41:09,129
Ah, this is the life,
Skeezy. Just you and me.
771
00:41:09,231 --> 00:41:10,964
You know what we need to do next?
772
00:41:11,066 --> 00:41:12,199
- Make out again?
- Get a dog.
773
00:41:12,301 --> 00:41:13,301
What?
774
00:41:13,636 --> 00:41:15,704
- Oh, get a dog? Yeah, get a dog.
- Yeah.
775
00:41:15,883 --> 00:41:17,516
Do you think there's any of them left?
776
00:41:17,618 --> 00:41:19,685
Oh, I'm sure. Somewhere.
777
00:41:19,787 --> 00:41:21,453
Well here, let me see.
778
00:41:21,555 --> 00:41:23,589
- Okay.
- Wallah!
779
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,724
Huh? What do you think?
780
00:41:25,826 --> 00:41:27,426
Skeezy.
781
00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:30,084
It's perfect.
782
00:41:30,109 --> 00:41:31,129
[LAUGHING] Yeah!
783
00:41:31,232 --> 00:41:32,297
[LAUGHING] I love it!
784
00:41:32,399 --> 00:41:34,066
[MUFFLED GROWLING]
785
00:41:34,168 --> 00:41:35,534
[STOMPING]
786
00:41:39,206 --> 00:41:40,239
Ah.
787
00:41:42,142 --> 00:41:43,976
- Woo.
- So,
788
00:41:44,078 --> 00:41:46,812
you ready to kill the competition?
789
00:41:48,282 --> 00:41:50,749
I was born ready.
[LAUGHING]
790
00:41:50,851 --> 00:42:01,120
[BOTH LAUGHING]
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