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WOMAN: Previously on
The Villains of Valley View.

I kind of spilled
on your console

and then everything sparked.

And then I start pressing
more buttons

and then he turned into that.

I want him back home plotting
revenge against Starling.

Were you just talking to who
I think you were talking to?

Starling. I need you
to cover for me with Amy.

Jake, get out of the way.

No, Amy, this has gone
way too far.

[screams]

-Amy!
-We may share
the same villain blood

but you're not
my brother anymore.

I never wanted a best friend
in the first place

and now I know why.

How do we fix this?

I don't know if we can.

[rock music playing]

Come on, Amy, could we please
just talk about this?

AMY: [screams]

I'll take that as a no.

Hey, Amy.

I made a new batch

of sorry-for-being-a-bad-friend
cookies.

She's upstairs.

You're still baking things
to smooth things over with her?

Yeah.
Do you think it's working?

As a way to get back
on a good side?

No.

As target practice?

Yes.

Where's the target?

I was the target.

She almost knocked me out
with one of your cinnamon buns.

Amy hasn't talked to me in days.

I'm starting to think
that when she said

I'm not her brother anymore,
she really meant it.

I just hate being on
the outs with her.

Me too.

I mean, sure we constantly
lob insults at each other,

but for us,
those are like hugs.

You know, none of this would
have happened

if you would've just told her

you were hanging out
with Starling,

her biggest nemesis.

Well, you didn't
tell her either.

You told me not to.

Well, that's your fault
for listening to me.

That's two mistakes in a row.

Amy, my bestest, goodest friend.

It's a beautiful day
to forgive and forget.

Save it, I just came down
to get a cookie.

Oh, well,
I just happen to have one.

A store-bought cookie.

I feel horrible.

I swear I was only keeping
Jake's secret

to protect him and your family.

And I should've told you
I was talking with Starling

from the beginning.

I know you're hurt,
but that was never my intention.

-Ow.
-Oh, did that hurt?

-Yes.
-I'm sorry,
that was never my intention.

I know you're mad,
but I do appreciate

you not telling mom and dad
about everything.

Why would I?

I'm actually loyal
to my brother.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go get a cookie
and hang out with the brother

who didn't betray me
even if he is an old man.

Anyone seen my adult diaper?

Then again,
there's nothing like alone time.

Okay.
This has gone on long enough

and the only way
I'm gonna get Amy back

is to prove that
I'm loyal to her.

Well, that's good for you.

But what am I supposed to do?

I'd say keep baking.

Looks like you found a fan.

Mmm. Floor cookies.

Oh, I hope that was
a chocolate chip.

[theme music playing]

[rock music playing]

Oh, here she comes.
I guarantee this

will get me back
on Amy's good side.

Yeah, she's gonna love this.

You really think so?

No, I just say positive things

and hope they work out.

Ta-da! Your very own
double-sized locker,

courtesy of your brother.

What about the kid
who was using it?

Oh, I'm his locker now.

I just have to carry all
of his stuff on my back

and follow him around
all of his classes

and pay him $200
by the end of the day.

But it's worth it
to make it up to you,

my one and only sister.

So, what do you say?
All forgiven?

No, I already own that locker
and that kid was paying me rent,

so now I'm losing income.

I'm not giving up.

I just have to go bigger.

Amy, I know he messed up,

but this has to be
hurting you too.

You can't hold on
to this grudge forever.

Maybe not forever,
but 50 years feels doable.

Look...

What happened with Jake
and Starling is in the past

and sometimes you have
to forgive

in order to move forward.

Starling isn't even
the worst part.

When we were Havoc and Chaos,
we were inseparable.

We didn't keep anything
from each other.

So how am I supposed
to forgive him

for keeping a secret
like that from me?

He wasn't alone.

We both kept it a secret
and I'm really, really sorry.

I know you are.

You got a living room
full of crumbs to prove it.

I guess I shouldn't have been
so hard on you.

You were in a tough situation.

It was Jake who really
messed up.

So does that mean we're good?
[chuckling]

Yeah, we're good.

Plus, this way I can channel
all my anger towards Jake.

You get a more intense rage rush

when you don't have
to split your focus.

Amy, he made a mistake.

Everybody makes mistakes.

I mean, you've made tons
of them.

There's the blackmail thing,

the mentor thing,
the whole sending me

to another dimension thing,
and then you--

No, you do know I can still
un-forgive you, right?

The point is Jake was offering
an olive branch.

Maybe the next time
he offers one,

you should take it.

I'll think about it.

Yeah. I got further
than I thought I would.

[whirring]

Okay. I am this close
to getting our Colby back.

You've been saying
you're this close for weeks.

You're running out of daylight
there, chief.

Eva, I am but one man,

the strapping intellectually
magnificent man,

but one man nonetheless.

Yeah, get off his back, Mom.

I just miss my little Colbs

with his cute little boy stink

and its ability to choose
solid foods.

I don't think I can blend him
another meal.

This turkey burger
is delicious, Mom.

Look, fixing broken
shapeshifters

is new territory for me,

so if I'm taking
longer than usual,

it's just because
I don't wanna get it wrong,

again.

Don't worry, we know
you'll bring our boy back.

Right, Colbs?

Oh, great,
he's nodded off again.

Okay. Come on, buddy.

Napping on a full stomach

is gonna bring
on the old mantudes.

Colby?

Oh, Colb, baby.

Oh. I fixed him.

All that work and all it took
was a firm wiggle.

Yes, I'm me again.

They're not saggy anymore.

Our boy is back, finally.

No more having to pretend
I'm this close to fixing him.

I mean, yay, I don't have
to do any more work.

And I spoke too soon.

[whirring]

Surprise!

[chuckles]
Hartley, I already forgave you.

You didn't need
to bake me a cake.

Oh, I baked it to celebrate
our reconciliation,

plus, the strawberries
were expiring.

Aw. Nothing says we're friends
again like moldy fruit.

I know I'm new here
but are flying bus benches

a Texas thing?

Who did this?

I did.

Who's ready for a little chaos?

It doesn't work as well
without the villain suit,

but you get the idea.

Jake, what is going on?

And what do you have
against public transportation?

You said that I wasn't loyal
and then I realized

there was nothing Jake could do
to prove you wrong,

so I went back
to someone you know is loyal.

Chaos.

Jake, do you really think
that Amy's gonna forgive you

just because you're acting
like a villain?

Of course, I am.

Wait, what?

Well, you're the one who told me

to accept
my brother's olive branch

and this is some branch.

I mean,
I could build a tree house

on this thing.

You're gonna build a tree house
on this bench?

No, on the branch.

-What branch?
-The olive branch.

It's your metaphor,
Hartley, keep up.

It's good to have you back, bro.

It's good to be back, sis.

Amy, Jake has come a long way

from being a villain.

Are you really
just gonna let him

throw that all away
just to go forgive him?

Yes. I've been trying to get him

to throw that all away
for months.

Besides, I didn't tell him
to be a villain, he offered.

A good person
would do everything he can

to get his sister back

even if it means
going to extremes.

Oh, yeah. Enough chitchat.

It's time to wreak some havoc.

Huh. You see what I did there?

If you two go on a rampage,

you're gonna risk getting
your entire family caught.

Hartley, we've been villains
for a long time.

I think we know
how not to get caught.

Besides, what are they gonna do?

Arrest us for throwing a bench?

I also threw a bus.

He's back.

So why am I doing this?

Your father thinks that
performing a fun useful activity

will keep you from shifting back
into old Colby.

-Oh!
-[thuds]

Well, it was just a theory.

All this quick shapeshifting
between young and old

is weakening
your molecular structure.

This device measures
just how stable you are.

Where is it at now?

On a scale from one to ten,

you're down to five
and a half Vics.

I named the measurement
after myself since no one's

ever made a molecular
instability scale before.

Oh, wow. I'm glad
you still found time

to pat yourself
on the back there.

Comments like that
are why I named

the most unstable
measurements Evas.

What happens when the meter
drops into the Evas?

Oh, nothing too crazy.
Just that your body

could start to wither away
and we could lose you for good.

How's that not crazy?

Well, if you dropped too low,

you'll just disappear
in a little blue flame.

Let's hope for the best.

[rock music playing]

Dude, that was awesome.

I can't believe you used
your super strengths

to twist that lamp post
into a balloon animal.

Me? What about you unleashing
a sonic boom at the roller rink?

I've never seen
a 22-person pileup before.

Yeah.

Oh, it was a mountain
of twisted limbs

and spinning wheels.

Look at us.

To Havoc and Chaos
just like old times.

You ready to knock out
the power to the city

so we can have some real fun?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

What's wrong?

You're not having
second thoughts, are you?

No. No. I told you I'm back
to being my villain self.

And if that's what you wanna do,
then that's what we're gonna do.

Is that what you wanna do?

Yeah. Totally.

Let's rip these bolts out
and knock this baby down.

Okay. Lefty-loosey,
righty-tighty, Jakey breaky.

Stop.

Please!

I've been chasing you
for the past four hours!

I know.
That's why we ran so fast.

You two are out of control.

And your reckless behavior

could end up
seriously hurting someone.

Oh, relax.
We're just having a little fun.

Well, I'm not just gonna let you
ruin our town

just so you can have
your villain kicks.

You shouldn't have to change
who you are

to have her forgive you.

And if you're
only forgiving somebody

because of what
they're doing for you,

that's not really forgiveness.

Fine.

Jake, I hate to say this
but Hartley's right.

You don't have to do this.

Oh, phew!

I'm so happy you said that
because I do not wanna do this.

Great. Let's go.

Hartley, no!

-[electricity zaps]
-[thuds]

You couldn't wait
until after I put it down?

The whole city is losing power.

Should we run?

No. That's an amateur move.

Let's calm down,

walk away slowly, and whistle.

No one suspects a whistle.

[all whistling]

[rock music playing]

-[beeps]
-This is it.

Time to save our son
and not a moment too soon.

We don't have much time left.

What? You said I had hours.

Well, I didn't want you
to get all panicky.

[beeps]

Am I back?

Yup!

Nope.

[grunts]
How long will this take?

I'm not sure.
But the machine is working.

Just has to power up
to run its full course.

Shouldn't be too long.

Okay. You know what,
from now on,

I'm just gonna stop
making predictions.

[rock music playing]

Well, the emergency lights
have kicked on.

But there's not enough juice
to power the Re-Atomizer.

I just knew I should've hooked
that generator up to my bicycle.

I'd have reserve power
and firmer glutes.

Let me give it a try.

Stop! Stop!

You're overpowering it.

Y-Your voltage is too powerful.

Well, my name is such.

We need a steady
regulated source

from a stable electricity grid.

I don't know why
we kept trying to take

those things down
when we were villains.

They're pretty useful.

That was close.

-Did anyone see us?
-Of course not.

I told you we're good
at not getting caught.

Oh, hello.

I'm guessing
something went wrong.

-No.
-What makes you say that?

We knocked out a power tower.

[gasps]

-What?
-It was an accident.

I have been working
on this machine for hours

so I could bring Colby
back to normal

and you just killed our power.

If we don't fix him soon,

we will lose him for good.

[groans]

Oh, he's getting worse.

He's down to two Evas.

See, I named
the good units after me

and the bad units after--

Not the time.

Now do you see why you can't
let Jake be a villain?

Why is this on me?
He started it.

I wouldn't have had to do it
if you had just forgiven me.

Forgiven you for what?

-Nothing.
-Never mind.

The important thing here
is Colby.

Don't worry, Dad.
We'll go fix it.

Just hurry up!

If the unstable molecules
don't get me,

my arthritis will.

Power crew.

They'll never be able to fix
the lines in time to save Colby.

Okay. We'll have to create
a distraction

so they can clear out
and we can get to work.

Lucky for you, your sister
is a human soundboard.

[explosion]

Sounds like another transformer
just blew over there.

Okay. Come on. I have an idea.

You lift the tower back up,

I'll use my sonic propulsion
to go up

and reconnect the busted wires

with my ultrasonic vibrations.

Got it.

Okay. Here it goes.

[whooshing]

[triumphant music playing]

[grunting]

[humming]

I can't fuse the wires together!

[humming continues]

My ultrasonic vibration
isn't working!

[tense music playing]

Man, all this
changing back and forth

is really knocking me out.

I'm not as young
as I used to be.

Wait. Yes, I am.

No, I'm not.

The speed of his shapeshifting
is progressing too fast.

Oh, Hartley,
he's down to one Eva.

What does that mean?

It means we're losing him.

The poor little guy
is burning up.

Eva, can you bring him
some water?

Eva?

Oh, you're still not mad about
that whole measurement thing,

are you, darling?

[humming]

It's not working. What do we do?

Mom?

What are you doing here?

Well, I couldn't let you
do this kind of job

without the family electrician.

Doesn't work as well
without the villain suit

but you get the idea.

Okay. Hold the wires together.
I'm gonna zap them.

[electric zapping]

Yes. The power is back on.

-Mom, you fixed it.
-Yeah, of course I did.

I've been cleaning up
your messes since you were four.

Wait, don't you mean
you've been cleaning up

our messes since we were born?

Made your father
do the heavy lifting early on.

[gasps] They did it!
The power is back on!

Oh, he's getting woozy.
I need a hand.

How many floor cookies
did you eat?

We got back as fast as we could.

You should be good to go.

Okay. Here it goes.

Goggle up, people.

You got this?

[tense music playing]

[whirring]

Say something, Colby.

S-Something Colby.

He's up to 10 Vics.

Our boy is back!

[cheering]

[stutters] Whatever this is,
I don't like it.

That was close.

What in the world
were you two thinking?

I never thought
I'd say this to you

but you are both grounded
for two days.

Sounds about right.

Although, it does mean
that they'll be in the house

-with us the entire time.
-Two hours.

You're grounded for two hours.

Unbelievable.

My grandma grounded me
for a week

just for leaving the window open
with the heat on.

Mm. It's one of the perks
of having villains for parents.

They have no idea how to do it.

I gotta go.

I was supposed
to meet my grandma

for dinner 11 hours ago.

Wait, Amy.

I know today turned
into a mess but...

it was good to hang out with you
like that again.

I miss that.

Me too.

Look, I... I did not like
what happened with Starling

and I will probably
never understand it,

but the fact
that you went against

everything you stand for
and turned into Chaos

even for one day,

it shows me
you'll always be loyal to me.

It also shows
that the city of Valley View

should really have
a backup power grid.

[both chuckles]

Just don't hide stuff
from me again.

I'm a big girl.

I can handle the truth.

I may not always like it
but I can handle it.

In that case,
I have to tell you something.

What I felt for Starling
was real.

It was the first time I've ever
felt like that for anyone.

And as much as I know,
it makes you happy

that Starling ended it,

I'm still pretty crushed

that I'm never gonna
see her again.

Yeah, that might be
a little too much truth.

Fair enough.
Come on.

Now that we have
our little brother back,

we have a lot of teasing
to make up for.

Yeah. I kind of felt bad
making fun of him as an old man.

But now that
he's an innocent child again,

he is fair game.

[upbeat music playing]

I'm so glad that you and I
are cool again.

Me too. But you know

what would make things
between us even cooler?

-What?
-You doing all my homework.

[sighs] Yup.
Things are back to normal.

Oh, wow. What a gentleman.

-Thank you.
-No problem.

It's the least I can do
for my new locker mate.

Oh. Well,
welcome to the lockerhood.

I'm Hartley.

Declan. Nice to meet you.

Is today your first day?

Yeah. I got so lost earlier,

I ended up
in the janitor's closet.

He was in there.

It was awkward.

[school bell rings]

Uh, you know, if you want,

I'd be more than happy
to give you

-a quick tour after school.
-That'd be great.

Great. Meet you here?

Sounds good. Just don't
keep me waiting too long.

Although for you,
I'd wait all day.

Oh. [chuckles] Well then,
maybe I will make you wait.

But I really won't.

I'd probably be here early.

Maybe not early
but definitely not late.

I gotta go.

This is Oculan through Onyx.

I investigated
the electrical anomaly.

It's clear Havoc and her family
are here in Valley View.

Now I just need
to identify them.

MAN: Yes, Oculan.

Proceed slowly.

Gain their trust
and work your way in.

Then we'll strike
when they least expect it.

Trust me.

I'll find them soon.

And they'll never see it coming.

[suspenseful music playing]