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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:37,278 --> 00:00:38,343 Okay. 1 00:00:44,681 --> 00:00:47,715 ♪ You're an asshole, an asshat An ass-blowing shit mind ♪ 2 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:50,520 ♪ A cunt, yes, a cunt The US, not UK kind ♪ 3 00:00:50,555 --> 00:00:53,490 ♪ A dipshit, a tit brain A dim motherfucker ♪ 4 00:00:53,525 --> 00:00:56,691 ♪ A camel-toed, chesticled Stunted fist sucker ♪ 5 00:00:56,726 --> 00:01:02,235 ♪ Happy birthday, baby ♪ 6 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:07,834 ♪ Celebrate your own way ♪ 7 00:01:07,869 --> 00:01:13,477 ♪ Laughter Gets us through the worst ♪ 8 00:01:13,512 --> 00:01:16,711 ♪ Fills our purse with joy ♪ 9 00:01:16,746 --> 00:01:18,713 Whoo-hoo! Carey! 10 00:01:18,748 --> 00:01:20,187 Yeah, Carey! Whoo! 11 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,421 Carey has requested that all the guests 12 00:01:23,456 --> 00:01:25,819 make a video message. 13 00:01:25,854 --> 00:01:27,293 Hm. 14 00:01:29,198 --> 00:01:31,528 Am I waiting for a countdown or what? 15 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:36,302 - Here. - Thanks. 16 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,145 Happy birthday, Mr. Popular. 17 00:01:44,642 --> 00:01:45,707 And thank you. 18 00:01:46,776 --> 00:01:49,216 That was a stupid thing to say. 19 00:01:49,251 --> 00:01:51,581 ♪ I'm a dick, I just suck I'm the worst fucking human ♪ 20 00:01:51,616 --> 00:01:54,386 ♪ A butt job, a nutsack A shit-licking poo man ♪ 21 00:01:54,421 --> 00:01:57,257 ♪ A pole-smoking write-off A shit pile congealing ♪ 22 00:01:57,292 --> 00:02:00,755 ♪ A thunderpuss scared Of whatever she's feeling ♪ 23 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:05,562 ♪ Happy birthday, baby ♪ 24 00:02:05,597 --> 00:02:11,238 ♪ We'll celebrate Our own way ♪ 25 00:02:11,273 --> 00:02:16,573 ♪ Laughter Gets us through the worst ♪ 26 00:02:16,608 --> 00:02:20,511 ♪ Fills our purse with joy ♪ 27 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:23,943 Thank you all so much for coming. 28 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:25,219 It's, um... 29 00:02:25,881 --> 00:02:27,320 you're awesome. 30 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,652 I... I have a thousand things to say. 31 00:02:29,687 --> 00:02:32,787 So, I am... I'm just not gonna say anything and, uh... 32 00:02:33,559 --> 00:02:36,857 we're gonna begin with, uh... Thank you. 33 00:02:37,662 --> 00:02:38,727 Um... 34 00:02:39,466 --> 00:02:40,861 I'm gonna begin with the first song 35 00:02:40,896 --> 00:02:42,764 that I ever wrote for Simon. 36 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,503 It's, uh, it's called "Too Smart." 37 00:02:45,538 --> 00:02:48,506 Whoo! 38 00:02:48,541 --> 00:02:49,804 Uh, I should just say, 39 00:02:49,839 --> 00:02:51,377 I wrote this after a few martinis. 40 00:02:51,412 --> 00:02:52,840 So, this is more like 41 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:55,414 the fantasy version of our first date, 42 00:02:55,449 --> 00:02:57,482 which isn't far from what actually happened, 43 00:02:57,517 --> 00:03:00,353 except that, in reality, we slept together 44 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,586 on the first... 45 00:03:04,722 --> 00:03:08,460 ♪ I awkwardly smiled ♪ 46 00:03:08,495 --> 00:03:10,693 ♪ You awkwardly knew ♪ 47 00:03:12,334 --> 00:03:15,302 ♪ That I would be yours One day ♪ 48 00:03:15,337 --> 00:03:18,338 ♪ And you came out And told me that, too ♪ 49 00:03:20,309 --> 00:03:23,772 ♪ And you're awfully smart I thought ♪ 50 00:03:23,807 --> 00:03:27,842 ♪ And much too stubborn For me ♪ 51 00:03:27,877 --> 00:03:29,712 ♪ But somehow I want ♪ 52 00:03:29,747 --> 00:03:32,286 ♪ I thought need I thought lust ♪ 53 00:03:32,321 --> 00:03:34,453 ♪ For conversations with you ♪ 54 00:03:37,491 --> 00:03:41,427 ♪ Awkward me Meets witty you ♪ 55 00:03:41,462 --> 00:03:45,332 ♪ Does her best To play it cool ♪ 56 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:49,028 ♪ Awkward girl Meets mental giant ♪ 57 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:53,736 ♪ Careful not to be reliant ♪ 58 00:03:53,771 --> 00:03:57,344 ♪ You awkwardly watched ♪ 59 00:03:57,379 --> 00:03:58,576 Hey, watch it! 60 00:03:58,611 --> 00:04:01,513 ♪ I awkwardly tuned ♪ 61 00:04:01,548 --> 00:04:04,681 ♪ And asked you About all your goals ♪ 62 00:04:04,716 --> 00:04:07,717 ♪ All the things That you wanted to do ♪ 63 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:13,327 ♪ My face showed no sign ♪ 64 00:04:13,362 --> 00:04:17,089 ♪ But still your face knew ♪ 65 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,432 ♪ That six Short months later ♪ 66 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,863 ♪ My too smart love ♪ 67 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:24,305 I'd be married to you. 68 00:04:31,644 --> 00:04:33,743 Watcha doin'? 69 00:04:34,845 --> 00:04:36,812 - Nurturing my weaknesses. - Uh-huh. 70 00:04:36,847 --> 00:04:39,914 And telekinesis is first on the list? 71 00:04:40,653 --> 00:04:41,653 Cooking, you weirdo. 72 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,792 I'm glad you're in my life, you know that? 73 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:49,330 - What did you break? - Nothing. 74 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:53,026 - Nothing, I'm just feeling... - Guilty? 75 00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:55,897 Grateful. 76 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:57,932 Good. 77 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:00,506 You're about to get gratefuler. 78 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,706 Oh, gratefuler's not a... 79 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:05,900 You're just gonna leave the whole place like this? 80 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,714 Hey, this is a total disregard for... 81 00:05:10,749 --> 00:05:11,814 I have some news. 82 00:05:14,082 --> 00:05:16,082 - Well, so do I. - You look dapper. 83 00:05:16,755 --> 00:05:18,953 - Well, that's not news. - Were you at a funeral? 84 00:05:18,988 --> 00:05:20,460 What? No. 85 00:05:20,495 --> 00:05:21,956 I had that photoshoot before my... 86 00:05:23,465 --> 00:05:24,530 Dapper? Really? 87 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:26,895 Huh, thank you. 88 00:05:28,098 --> 00:05:30,041 I'm kinda itchy, though. I think I'm allergic to tweed. 89 00:05:30,065 --> 00:05:31,680 Can... can you remind me to get a toothbrush? 90 00:05:31,704 --> 00:05:33,572 - Mine fell in the toilet. - Okay. 91 00:05:33,607 --> 00:05:35,838 So, does your news by any chance involve Ritalin? 92 00:05:35,873 --> 00:05:37,609 Uh, no, it, uh... 93 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:41,943 it involves, uh, eggs. 94 00:05:42,649 --> 00:05:43,879 Disappointing. 95 00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:47,014 And, uh, and... and... and your penis. 96 00:05:47,049 --> 00:05:48,389 Intriguing. 97 00:05:49,492 --> 00:05:50,996 And something cute and small that you've wanted 98 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:52,085 for a long time. 99 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:54,758 What's that? 100 00:05:59,094 --> 00:06:00,665 You're getting my hopes up right now. 101 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,040 And if you're talking about a bunny, 102 00:06:02,064 --> 00:06:03,668 I will never forgive you. 103 00:06:03,703 --> 00:06:05,868 What would your penis have to do with a bunny? 104 00:06:05,903 --> 00:06:07,507 Carey. Hey. 105 00:06:08,609 --> 00:06:09,674 Are... 106 00:06:10,644 --> 00:06:11,709 Are you... 107 00:06:12,514 --> 00:06:13,579 Wha... 108 00:06:14,846 --> 00:06:16,076 Holy shit! 109 00:06:16,111 --> 00:06:17,946 No. No, no, no. No more swearing. 110 00:06:17,981 --> 00:06:19,981 We... we have to be role models from now on. 111 00:06:20,016 --> 00:06:22,753 Well-rounded role models who... who... who cook. 112 00:06:22,788 --> 00:06:26,053 Holy fucking shit! We're having a baby! 113 00:06:26,088 --> 00:06:27,824 We're having a... 114 00:06:27,859 --> 00:06:30,629 Oh, wait, wait. This isn't a joke, right? 115 00:06:30,664 --> 00:06:32,191 No, that would be mean. 116 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,907 You've done that kind of thing before, Carey. 117 00:06:33,931 --> 00:06:35,227 Never again... no swearing, 118 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,031 no takeout, no unmotivated cruelty. 119 00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:43,202 Holy frickin' poop! 120 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,237 I know, right? Wait, where are you going? 121 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:47,041 Uh, I need to get some air. 122 00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:48,911 You can't tell anyone yet. 123 00:06:51,817 --> 00:06:52,882 Yes! 124 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,884 Wait, what's yours? 125 00:06:54,919 --> 00:06:56,279 - What, what? My what? - Your news. 126 00:06:57,823 --> 00:07:00,120 - Pales in comparison. - I thought it might. 127 00:07:00,892 --> 00:07:02,463 Bill! Guess what? 128 00:07:02,993 --> 00:07:05,532 Today is epic! Okay? 129 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:08,535 Uh, we're getting a bunny. 130 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:10,174 Oh, well, keep it away from my daughter, Savannah. 131 00:07:10,198 --> 00:07:12,836 She's stronger than she looks. 132 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:21,075 Holy shit. 133 00:07:31,593 --> 00:07:35,089 ♪ The night we fought I told you that I hated kids ♪ 134 00:07:35,124 --> 00:07:38,224 ♪ The night we fought You lied that you do, too ♪ 135 00:07:38,259 --> 00:07:42,162 ♪ But when I lay beside you With my hand on yours ♪ 136 00:07:42,197 --> 00:07:44,736 ♪ I knew I wanted kids With only you ♪ 137 00:07:46,135 --> 00:07:49,576 ♪ You were soaking ♪ 138 00:07:49,611 --> 00:07:53,140 ♪ And I knew I wanted kids With only you ♪ 139 00:07:53,175 --> 00:07:57,012 ♪ The night you got so drunk You won your poker game ♪ 140 00:07:57,047 --> 00:07:58,717 ♪ I tucked you in And watched you ♪ 141 00:07:58,752 --> 00:08:00,686 ♪ While you snored ♪ 142 00:08:00,721 --> 00:08:02,083 ♪ And though I'd always thought ♪ 143 00:08:02,118 --> 00:08:04,217 ♪ Love was a fantasy ♪ 144 00:08:04,252 --> 00:08:06,956 ♪ That's'cause I'd never been In love before ♪ 145 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:11,631 ♪ You were drooling ♪ 146 00:08:11,666 --> 00:08:14,568 ♪ And I'd never been in love Like this before ♪ 147 00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:18,231 ♪ No ♪ 148 00:08:18,266 --> 00:08:22,774 ♪ Whether it's right Or wretched ♪ 149 00:08:22,809 --> 00:08:25,711 ♪ Don't go ♪ 150 00:08:25,746 --> 00:08:31,783 ♪ Baby let's make This one night stand ♪ 151 00:08:31,818 --> 00:08:35,215 ♪ You won What you came for ♪ 152 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:38,119 ♪ The girl Who you wanted to land ♪ 153 00:08:39,628 --> 00:08:41,595 ♪ Without playin' a hand ♪ 154 00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:46,292 ♪ 155 00:08:47,999 --> 00:08:49,328 - Oh, no! - Shh, shh, shh! 156 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:55,807 ♪ 157 00:09:02,145 --> 00:09:04,684 This is why we need pre-natal classes. 158 00:09:12,155 --> 00:09:14,122 Still cute, though. 159 00:09:14,157 --> 00:09:15,860 ♪ So, on this night I'm telling you ♪ 160 00:09:15,895 --> 00:09:17,928 ♪ I'm yours for life ♪ 161 00:09:17,963 --> 00:09:21,228 ♪ And on this night I know you feel it, too ♪ 162 00:09:21,263 --> 00:09:23,032 ♪ And one day When we're old and grey ♪ 163 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,166 ♪ And have ten kids ♪ 164 00:09:25,201 --> 00:09:27,300 ♪ We'll laugh about the things We thought we knew ♪ 165 00:09:37,312 --> 00:09:40,379 Jamar? James? Jasper? 166 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,788 - Oh, Jesus. - Too hipster? 167 00:09:43,989 --> 00:09:45,054 Boring. 168 00:09:46,057 --> 00:09:47,419 You're grumpy today. 169 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,157 Well, thank you for saying so. 170 00:09:49,192 --> 00:09:50,389 That always helps. 171 00:09:51,766 --> 00:09:53,366 Jesus counts as a swear word, by the way. 172 00:09:53,394 --> 00:09:54,998 Five bucks in the cursing jar. 173 00:09:55,836 --> 00:09:58,133 Okay, if there is a jar... And, just as an aside, 174 00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:00,938 no one under the age of 80 uses the word "cursing"... 175 00:10:00,973 --> 00:10:02,434 It isn't activated 176 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,008 until both parties are aware of its existence. 177 00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:06,372 And five dollars? 178 00:10:07,078 --> 00:10:08,438 You're insane. That's way too much. 179 00:10:09,718 --> 00:10:11,850 - Honey. - Yes, love muffin? 180 00:10:11,885 --> 00:10:14,116 Why are you reading the obituaries? 181 00:10:14,151 --> 00:10:16,118 Because I'm being a responsible husband. 182 00:10:16,153 --> 00:10:18,087 Looking up baby names. 183 00:10:18,122 --> 00:10:20,793 - Simon, they're dead people. - Cocksmith? 184 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,961 - Double latte? - Uh, that... that's mine. 185 00:10:23,996 --> 00:10:25,061 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 186 00:10:25,096 --> 00:10:26,293 - Yeah. - Thanks. 187 00:10:26,966 --> 00:10:28,328 Sorry. 188 00:10:29,969 --> 00:10:31,870 It shocks me that people 189 00:10:31,905 --> 00:10:33,674 go through life with these names. 190 00:10:34,336 --> 00:10:36,743 Eleanor Farts, for example. 191 00:10:37,174 --> 00:10:39,240 - That is not in there. - Yeah, it is. 192 00:10:40,012 --> 00:10:41,374 Eleanor Farts. 193 00:10:42,212 --> 00:10:44,245 I mean, what kind of life 194 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,752 must she have had with that name? 195 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,721 Was she married? 196 00:10:48,317 --> 00:10:51,087 Uh, da-da-da-da, yada, yada, yada. 197 00:10:51,122 --> 00:10:53,188 "Loving wife to Lewis." 198 00:10:53,223 --> 00:10:55,696 Lewis Farts. 199 00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:58,897 And she took his name. 200 00:10:59,295 --> 00:11:00,734 Oh, man. 201 00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:03,330 They had kids. 202 00:11:04,234 --> 00:11:06,333 - Fucking car accidents. - Whoa! 203 00:11:07,171 --> 00:11:08,709 All right. 204 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:11,140 Hey, you're gonna get us banned. 205 00:11:14,013 --> 00:11:15,177 - What? - It's your rule. 206 00:11:15,212 --> 00:11:17,883 With the swearing. Let's go. 207 00:11:20,052 --> 00:11:21,755 Fine. Yeah, we can do that. 208 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,020 Great. Good. 209 00:11:25,024 --> 00:11:26,089 - All right. - Mm-hmm? 210 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,421 - Mm-hmm. - Check in there. 211 00:11:28,456 --> 00:11:29,736 I have so much money, it's just... 212 00:11:30,832 --> 00:11:33,195 Hey, can I borrow five dollars? 213 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,365 Ah! 214 00:11:41,469 --> 00:11:42,875 Oh, this is a good one. 215 00:11:43,306 --> 00:11:44,745 Monica Motherfucker. 216 00:11:46,276 --> 00:11:47,407 Seriously. 217 00:11:51,248 --> 00:11:52,379 Ooh, Lavinia. 218 00:11:53,888 --> 00:11:54,986 I like that one. 219 00:11:56,858 --> 00:11:59,892 Lavinia. I'm gonna add it to my list. 220 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:04,798 What? 221 00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:08,395 Well, Lavinia is a character 222 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:09,803 from a Shakespeare play. 223 00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:11,970 Perfect, it'll make us sound smart. 224 00:12:12,401 --> 00:12:13,939 She had her hands hacked off 225 00:12:13,974 --> 00:12:15,567 and her tongue cut out. 226 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,514 See, that right there is why I don't like Shakespeare. 227 00:12:17,538 --> 00:12:19,274 Yeah, you always stick to the comedies. 228 00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:20,880 There's fewer amputations. 229 00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:25,544 "How happy some o'er other some can be. 230 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:29,955 Through Athens I am thought as fair as she." 231 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,793 Um, why do you know that? 232 00:12:34,357 --> 00:12:35,422 I trod the boards. 233 00:12:36,359 --> 00:12:38,194 Yeah, a few times in high school. 234 00:12:38,229 --> 00:12:39,327 That is a shameless lie. 235 00:12:39,362 --> 00:12:41,868 It is not a lie! I never lie. 236 00:12:41,903 --> 00:12:43,342 Midsummer Night's Dream, tenth grade. 237 00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:46,169 Winter's Tale, eleventh grade. 238 00:12:46,204 --> 00:12:48,039 Midsummer Night's Dream, twelfth grade. 239 00:12:48,437 --> 00:12:49,876 Were you the donkey? 240 00:12:51,077 --> 00:12:52,879 I'll have you know that I won 241 00:12:52,914 --> 00:12:55,211 the Holy Blessed Sacrament's Dramatic Arts Award 242 00:12:55,246 --> 00:12:56,278 for my portrayal... 243 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,082 of a young lover. 244 00:12:59,018 --> 00:13:00,491 - I... I am very proud of you. - Thank you. 245 00:13:00,515 --> 00:13:02,416 Why haven't you bragged about this before? 246 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:05,892 Because, I... 247 00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:07,025 played Helena. 248 00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:11,425 - Excuse me? - I played Helena! 249 00:13:13,396 --> 00:13:16,199 It was an all-boys school and I was skinny. 250 00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:19,873 And had rosy cheeks and a demure disposition. 251 00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:22,546 Oh, my God, can you please do another one. 252 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:24,141 Absolutely not. 253 00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:26,077 I will let you win the next three fights. 254 00:13:27,278 --> 00:13:29,916 - "And I, an old turtle." - You played a turtle? 255 00:13:29,951 --> 00:13:32,479 What? No. It's a metaphor. It's from The Winter's Tale. 256 00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:34,316 "And I, an old turtle, 257 00:13:34,351 --> 00:13:36,417 - "will wing me... " - Turtles can't fly. 258 00:13:36,452 --> 00:13:39,321 I believe Mr. Shakespeare is referring to a turtle dove. 259 00:13:39,356 --> 00:13:40,498 Well then why doesn't he just say 260 00:13:40,522 --> 00:13:41,994 - turtle dove? - Oh, God. 261 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,062 "And I, an old turtle, will wing me" 262 00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:46,031 to some withered bough, 263 00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:47,560 and there, my mate... 264 00:13:49,135 --> 00:13:51,300 that's never to be found again, 265 00:13:51,335 --> 00:13:52,400 lament... 266 00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:54,501 "till I am lost." 267 00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:05,248 That's enough couple time for me. 268 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:09,021 I like that quote. 269 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,165 - Will you write it down for me? - Aha! 270 00:14:10,189 --> 00:14:12,321 A born-again fan of the bard. 271 00:14:12,356 --> 00:14:14,257 Wait, wait, wait. Come on, where are you going? 272 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:16,688 I need to wing me to school, 273 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,328 where 36 minds are waiting to be shaped. 274 00:14:19,363 --> 00:14:22,199 - On a Saturday? - Yeah, we have band practice. 275 00:14:22,234 --> 00:14:25,103 Oh, I wasn't aware that band could shape minds. 276 00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:27,369 Huh. 277 00:14:27,404 --> 00:14:28,414 Wait! I wanna give you something. 278 00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:29,569 - No! - Yes! 279 00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:31,109 - No. - Please, please, please. 280 00:14:31,144 --> 00:14:32,506 - No! - I'm not gonna do anything. 281 00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,178 I don't trust you, even a little bit. 282 00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:36,015 I won't do anything. Come here. Here. 283 00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:43,583 What was that for? 284 00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:45,090 I just haven't kissed you in a while. 285 00:14:45,686 --> 00:14:47,257 You kissed me this morning. 286 00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:48,962 - Shh. - Ew. 287 00:14:48,997 --> 00:14:51,360 Shakespeare is... Shakespeare is depressing. 288 00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:52,460 Don't be depressing. 289 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,199 - =Be this guy. - Hmm. 290 00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:58,202 Yeah, you know that's me, right? 291 00:14:58,237 --> 00:15:00,380 Yeah, look how happy you are with your big, white teeth. 292 00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:02,239 Ah, the better to eat you with. 293 00:15:03,374 --> 00:15:04,538 - Ew. No. - No? 294 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:06,111 - Yeah. - Okay. 295 00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:08,443 Okay, I'm going upstairs. Go buy oat milk. 296 00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:10,280 Yes, dear. 297 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,251 What? 298 00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:19,256 What is going on? 299 00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:39,474 Oh, my God. 300 00:16:30,395 --> 00:16:31,460 Babe! 301 00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:34,265 You were... it's your... In the window. 302 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,563 I can't hear you. 303 00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,764 I hate this game. 304 00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:40,172 What? You're... 305 00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:42,273 Where are you going? 306 00:16:50,613 --> 00:16:52,184 It helps while you're working 307 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,450 to seem like you want to be here, Owen. 308 00:16:57,389 --> 00:16:59,092 Let's role play. 309 00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:01,259 I'm a customer, I am bleeding from the head, 310 00:17:01,294 --> 00:17:03,789 and I'm looking for the hospitals. 311 00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,464 You should probably just go to a hospital. 312 00:17:06,332 --> 00:17:08,794 So, I'm like, "What do you hear? Nothing. 313 00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:10,629 Because you're listening to old person music." 314 00:17:11,436 --> 00:17:13,469 Hi! Can I help you find something? 315 00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:17,473 Yeah, I'm just looking for the philosophy section? 316 00:17:34,492 --> 00:17:35,821 Do you need a pen? 317 00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:39,396 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 318 00:17:39,431 --> 00:17:42,267 Okay, uh, I... 319 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,435 I can find one. Here. 320 00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:48,372 I am your man with the pen. 321 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,342 He... here, um... 322 00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:54,312 Thank you. 323 00:17:58,582 --> 00:17:59,647 Um... 324 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:02,320 sorry, what are you doing? 325 00:18:02,355 --> 00:18:04,355 I mean, sorry, what are you... What are you writing? 326 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,291 Lyrics. Sort of. 327 00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:08,821 Oh, you write songs? 328 00:18:10,198 --> 00:18:11,263 Sort of. 329 00:18:12,398 --> 00:18:13,529 Always in bookstores? 330 00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:17,830 Not usually. It's been a weird day. 331 00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:25,508 Could I see what you got so far? 332 00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:26,608 Um... 333 00:18:28,744 --> 00:18:31,151 - May, the 4th. - Like, the date? 334 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,352 Yes. But also the title. 335 00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:36,849 "May the 4th be with you." 336 00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,621 No. 337 00:18:40,888 --> 00:18:42,195 You play guitar? 338 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,331 I do... I do. But I quit. I... I'm more of a singer. 339 00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:48,762 But I quit that too... it's... 340 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,204 Well... 341 00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,900 yeah, it's a long story, so... 342 00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:56,209 Oh, I got time. 343 00:18:56,607 --> 00:18:59,179 - I do not. - I'm Owen. 344 00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:05,251 Yeah, I... I got that. Your nametag. 345 00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:08,848 Okay, it was nice to... Thank you, Owen. 346 00:19:11,292 --> 00:19:13,325 ♪ You ♪ 347 00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:17,329 ♪ You came along ♪ 348 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,927 ♪ And you found your way To me ♪ 349 00:19:24,602 --> 00:19:26,371 ♪ Through a... ♪ 350 00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:28,901 ♪ Through that Deep bullshit sea ♪ 351 00:19:30,707 --> 00:19:33,477 ♪ From which I'd been drinking ♪ 352 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,446 No, too gross. 353 00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:38,515 ♪ From which I'd been... ♪ 354 00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:40,781 ♪ Drowning ♪ 355 00:19:42,521 --> 00:19:43,521 ♪ You took... ♪ 356 00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:46,787 ♪ My cautious hand ♪ 357 00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:51,363 ♪ And you asked me To be your wife ♪ 358 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:53,992 What? 359 00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:55,764 You said bullshit. 360 00:19:56,601 --> 00:19:57,831 - No, I didn't. - You sang it. 361 00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:01,901 - Sing-swearing doesn't count. - Oh! 362 00:20:01,936 --> 00:20:04,640 ♪ I wish You fucking told me that ♪ 363 00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:08,842 ♪ You fucking asshole ♪ 364 00:20:08,877 --> 00:20:13,880 ♪ 'Cause I really Really, really like ♪ 365 00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:15,585 ♪ To swear ♪ 366 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,755 So, what are we gonna do with this, huh? 367 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,791 - It's for the baby. - Boring. 368 00:20:25,366 --> 00:20:26,739 All right, you know what we should do? 369 00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:29,665 We should save up for a, uh, for a vacation. 370 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,404 In, like, Cuba or something. 371 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:36,309 Yeah, 'cause communism is so relaxing. 372 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,708 North Korea? 373 00:20:39,743 --> 00:20:42,612 Um, are you scrapbooking? 374 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,581 It's just for work. 375 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,583 What is with you? 376 00:20:46,618 --> 00:20:48,915 What is with you? 377 00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:51,984 Um, and by the way, I hate to break this to you, 378 00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:54,756 but, uh, we're not gonna be able to afford a vacation 379 00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,395 for at least, like, three years. 380 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,091 I think we're gonna have to do it sooner than that. 381 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,435 Oh, my God! You'll be 40. 382 00:21:03,899 --> 00:21:04,931 No, I won't. 383 00:21:05,736 --> 00:21:07,538 Yeah, you will. I mean... 384 00:21:07,573 --> 00:21:08,935 No. 40 sucks. 385 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,740 I'm not gonna be 40. Nope. 386 00:21:11,775 --> 00:21:13,104 I'm not gonna be 40, 387 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,777 because I'm never, ever, ever gonna be 40. 388 00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:22,355 Are you actually upset? 389 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,721 No. 390 00:21:26,922 --> 00:21:28,526 Good. It's settled. 391 00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:32,398 The money goes to a big fat 40th birthday 392 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:34,367 with 40 little candles on a 40-inch cake. 393 00:21:34,402 --> 00:21:37,700 ♪ Why you gotta be A bitchy bitch ♪ 394 00:21:37,735 --> 00:21:39,669 ♪ With a baby in her belly? ♪ 395 00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:44,036 Oh, are you cheating on me? 396 00:21:44,841 --> 00:21:46,775 I'm not the one eyeing baristas. 397 00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:50,680 - Two ché. - No, no, no, no, no. 398 00:21:51,419 --> 00:21:52,451 Touché. 399 00:21:53,619 --> 00:21:54,651 - Ah? - To... 400 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,719 - Touché. - Two ché? 401 00:21:56,754 --> 00:21:57,951 You speak French? 402 00:21:57,986 --> 00:21:59,920 Je speak lebest French. 403 00:21:59,955 --> 00:22:01,856 - Oh, boy. - Mm-hmm. 404 00:22:01,891 --> 00:22:02,956 Mm-hmm. 405 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,596 Um... 406 00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:06,696 What are you looking for? 407 00:22:09,602 --> 00:22:10,667 Uh... what? 408 00:22:11,703 --> 00:22:14,033 Um, well, you're... you're here, so... 409 00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:16,772 - I figure you must want a... - Oh! I... 410 00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:17,905 un livre. 411 00:22:18,743 --> 00:22:19,907 I, um... 412 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,613 an art... art book. 413 00:22:22,648 --> 00:22:24,681 Okay, we have that. Um, anything specific? 414 00:22:24,716 --> 00:22:25,814 Like... 415 00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:27,651 Drawing? 416 00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:30,720 All right. 417 00:22:34,495 --> 00:22:36,792 So, you're a musician and an artist? 418 00:22:36,827 --> 00:22:38,992 Oh, God no. I can't draw a happy face. 419 00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,092 I just thought... 420 00:22:40,831 --> 00:22:42,633 creative outlet, you know? 421 00:22:42,668 --> 00:22:44,470 Other than music? 422 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,769 Yeah. 423 00:22:46,804 --> 00:22:48,507 Why not just get better at, uh... 424 00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:50,872 music? 425 00:22:52,678 --> 00:22:54,546 - Thanks. - No, I'm... 426 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,845 I learned French as a child. 427 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,484 Obviously. 428 00:22:58,519 --> 00:23:00,585 And, um, then I studied Spanish and Latin 429 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,180 in high school, and then a year ago 430 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,556 I... I studied, uh, Korean, when I cracked my patella. 431 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,757 You... you speak five languages? 432 00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:09,726 No, I... I speak no languages. 433 00:23:09,761 --> 00:23:11,156 That's my point. 434 00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:13,092 You know, if I would've stuck with French 435 00:23:13,127 --> 00:23:15,447 I would be fluent and I could be the Prime Minister by now. 436 00:23:15,668 --> 00:23:18,130 Instead of slinging books and answering to a toddler. 437 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:21,837 - Uh... - Well... 438 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:24,873 - Oh, right. - Mm-hmm. 439 00:23:25,777 --> 00:23:27,139 - Right. - Sorry. 440 00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:30,208 - I'm not so good at, uh... - Talking? 441 00:23:30,947 --> 00:23:32,144 Striking people. 442 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:35,246 I mean, with striking people, you know? 443 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:36,687 Not actually striking them. 444 00:23:37,525 --> 00:23:38,590 I'm in a band. 445 00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:41,626 Cool. Cool. 446 00:23:41,661 --> 00:23:43,199 I don't know why I said... I mean I said that 447 00:23:43,223 --> 00:23:44,706 'cause I just want you to know I don't... 448 00:23:44,730 --> 00:23:46,224 It's not what I do, work here. 449 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,962 I mean, I work here, but it's not who I am. 450 00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:51,900 Not that I judge people who do do just this. 451 00:23:53,541 --> 00:23:55,508 I'm sweating. 452 00:23:55,543 --> 00:23:56,872 - Yeah. - Uh... 453 00:23:56,907 --> 00:23:57,972 Uh... 454 00:24:00,614 --> 00:24:01,679 I wondered... 455 00:24:02,748 --> 00:24:04,209 I'm wondering, if maybe 456 00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:06,585 you'd wanna grab a coffee with me sometime? 457 00:24:07,819 --> 00:24:09,049 Oh, wow. 458 00:24:09,084 --> 00:24:11,084 Uh, I can't. 459 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,285 - Of course. - I would... I would love to. 460 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,056 - Um... - But? 461 00:24:16,091 --> 00:24:18,058 - I can't. - Mm-hmm, yeah. Mm-hmm. 462 00:24:20,194 --> 00:24:21,930 I... I'll have a think about that. 463 00:24:21,965 --> 00:24:23,734 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 464 00:24:23,769 --> 00:24:25,369 I still didn't get your name, by the way. 465 00:24:26,805 --> 00:24:28,508 It's really nice talking to you, Owen. 466 00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:43,633 I hope you weren't smoking on the lawn. 467 00:24:43,657 --> 00:24:45,657 I wasn't smoking, I was quitting. 468 00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:46,955 With a cigarette in your mouth? 469 00:24:46,990 --> 00:24:49,628 It's unlit and it's menthol. 470 00:24:49,663 --> 00:24:51,696 - This is phase two. - And what was phase one? 471 00:24:52,127 --> 00:24:53,291 Switching to menthol. 472 00:24:54,063 --> 00:24:55,700 You've always smoked menthols. 473 00:24:55,735 --> 00:24:57,262 Phase one is a very long phase. 474 00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:58,868 May I? 475 00:24:58,903 --> 00:24:59,968 Please do. 476 00:25:04,678 --> 00:25:06,612 So, why am I here? 477 00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:11,276 Because you missed us? 478 00:25:11,982 --> 00:25:14,213 No, I got a message from Simon. 479 00:25:14,248 --> 00:25:15,984 "Please call me, Mother. 480 00:25:16,657 --> 00:25:18,987 I have important news, Mother." 481 00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:21,594 Yeah, so, the normal human response 482 00:25:21,629 --> 00:25:23,255 would be to just call back. 483 00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:24,993 I tried that several times. 484 00:25:25,897 --> 00:25:27,864 Oh, damn, I must have hit the red button 485 00:25:27,899 --> 00:25:29,327 instead of the green one. 486 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:32,231 Well, it's... It's so nice to see you. 487 00:25:32,266 --> 00:25:35,872 I... I can't think of anything he'd need to tell you. 488 00:25:35,907 --> 00:25:37,874 Especially not now, this month. 489 00:25:39,075 --> 00:25:40,107 What's the news? 490 00:25:40,879 --> 00:25:42,813 Yeah, Simon, what's the news? 491 00:25:44,817 --> 00:25:45,882 You... 492 00:25:47,248 --> 00:25:48,313 Um... 493 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:53,989 you know, that, uh, we've decided to, uh... 494 00:25:54,992 --> 00:25:57,322 you know, to get some help. 495 00:25:57,357 --> 00:25:58,928 With, uh, the... 496 00:26:01,735 --> 00:26:03,361 baby making. 497 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:07,398 What Simon means is... is that we've decided 498 00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:09,235 to start trying, 499 00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:11,204 and, so, if all goes well, 500 00:26:11,239 --> 00:26:14,845 we'll... we'll have some actual news sometime soon. 501 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,715 And... and then... 502 00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:18,321 we can wait until the first trimester is over 503 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:19,751 and we'll let you know. 504 00:26:26,155 --> 00:26:27,693 We're having a baby. 505 00:26:27,728 --> 00:26:29,288 - Simon! - Oh, lord. 506 00:26:29,323 --> 00:26:31,994 - Are you sure? - Yes, yes, mother. We're sure. 507 00:26:32,029 --> 00:26:34,029 - You're gonna be a grand... - No. Don't you dare. 508 00:26:34,768 --> 00:26:36,031 A baby. 509 00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:38,165 I... I... I... I'm only at ten weeks. 510 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,871 - Nine and a half weeks. - Very different from the movie. 511 00:26:40,906 --> 00:26:43,038 A baby. A baby. 512 00:26:43,073 --> 00:26:45,139 A baby! 513 00:26:45,174 --> 00:26:47,174 And, actually, it feels kinda good to tell someone. 514 00:26:48,408 --> 00:26:50,144 Just because I'm not frowning, 515 00:26:50,179 --> 00:26:51,915 doesn't mean you're not in serious trouble. 516 00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:52,993 Didn't understand any of that, too many negatives, 517 00:26:53,017 --> 00:26:54,097 just gonna keep smothering. 518 00:26:55,051 --> 00:26:57,151 You need to work on delivering good news. 519 00:26:57,186 --> 00:26:58,790 That message was somber. 520 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,253 And, uh... 521 00:27:01,927 --> 00:27:02,992 I... 522 00:27:03,995 --> 00:27:07,293 well done on the... On the baby making front. 523 00:27:07,328 --> 00:27:09,262 You will be a wonderful mother. 524 00:27:09,297 --> 00:27:12,331 - Oh, thank you. - Thank goodness. 525 00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:14,399 Because if he's anything like his father, 526 00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:15,972 you'll be bringing it up alone. 527 00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:18,436 - Excuse me? - What? 528 00:27:19,175 --> 00:27:20,713 He abandoned us. 529 00:27:20,748 --> 00:27:22,440 And that kind of thing can be genetic. 530 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,409 He didn't abandon us, he died. 531 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:26,147 He did that, too. 532 00:27:26,182 --> 00:27:28,050 Okay, you know what, this has been great. 533 00:27:28,085 --> 00:27:30,217 You should really invite yourself over more often. 534 00:27:30,252 --> 00:27:33,022 No, hey, don't be so sensitive. I was just pointing out... 535 00:27:33,057 --> 00:27:34,485 I'd rather be like him than you. 536 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,993 - Simon! - And there we go. 537 00:27:37,028 --> 00:27:38,192 He didn't mean that. 538 00:27:38,227 --> 00:27:40,161 - Yes, he did! - Um... 539 00:27:41,032 --> 00:27:43,230 I... I'll get you a glass of water, okay? 540 00:27:45,135 --> 00:27:47,234 No, you cannot possibly take her side on this one. 541 00:27:47,269 --> 00:27:48,939 I am not taking anyone's side, 542 00:27:48,974 --> 00:27:51,106 because I'm an adult, not a six-year-old. 543 00:27:52,274 --> 00:27:54,846 Can you stop putting glasses on the bottom? 544 00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:57,178 She makes me wanna kill people with my hands. 545 00:27:57,213 --> 00:27:58,476 Then why did you phone her? 546 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,346 Nice secret-keeping, by the way. 547 00:28:00,381 --> 00:28:02,084 You should be a spy! 548 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,599 I didn't think she'd actually show up. 549 00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:05,923 You're not supposed to tell anyone. 550 00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:07,452 I know, I know, I know. 551 00:28:08,191 --> 00:28:09,322 But don't I look handsome? 552 00:28:11,392 --> 00:28:13,161 Hm? Mmm. 553 00:28:13,196 --> 00:28:15,900 I am gonna go out there. 554 00:28:15,935 --> 00:28:17,902 And I'm gonna make her feel better. 555 00:28:17,937 --> 00:28:19,277 And then I'm gonna come back in here 556 00:28:19,301 --> 00:28:21,301 and you're gonna make me feel better. 557 00:28:21,336 --> 00:28:23,105 Wait, can I use the magic sex pinkies? 558 00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:25,305 Not this time. 559 00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:26,878 Bev, I... 560 00:28:28,145 --> 00:28:29,342 I'm too upset to hydrate. 561 00:28:30,411 --> 00:28:31,476 I'm... I'm really sorry. 562 00:28:32,248 --> 00:28:33,313 He can be cruel. 563 00:28:34,184 --> 00:28:35,513 Sometimes. 564 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,119 He doesn't get it from me. 565 00:28:37,154 --> 00:28:38,923 He... he might've gotten it from me. 566 00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:43,389 - He loves you a lot. - No. 567 00:28:43,424 --> 00:28:45,325 Aside from me, you're the only person 568 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,931 he's comfortable being mean to. 569 00:28:46,966 --> 00:28:48,361 Ah, lucky us. 570 00:28:49,067 --> 00:28:50,165 Hm. 571 00:28:52,202 --> 00:28:55,236 Relationships are hard work. 572 00:28:55,271 --> 00:28:57,337 As many of you know. Uh... 573 00:28:57,372 --> 00:28:58,844 You can say that again. 574 00:28:58,879 --> 00:29:00,340 We all do... 575 00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:04,179 Sorry, I didn't mean you two in particular. 576 00:29:04,214 --> 00:29:06,148 You seem, um... 577 00:29:06,887 --> 00:29:08,381 Just... Um... 578 00:29:09,857 --> 00:29:11,516 We all do stupid things 579 00:29:11,551 --> 00:29:15,190 and we make mistakes, but... 580 00:29:16,127 --> 00:29:18,061 when you're wildly in love, you find a way 581 00:29:18,096 --> 00:29:19,491 to move past these mistakes. 582 00:29:20,230 --> 00:29:24,034 'Cause it's a rare and miraculous thing... 583 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,366 to find your one, true soulmate. 584 00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:36,475 Owen. 585 00:29:41,548 --> 00:29:42,548 ♪ You ♪ 586 00:29:43,957 --> 00:29:45,583 ♪ You came along ♪ 587 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:50,027 ♪ And you found your way To me ♪ 588 00:29:51,393 --> 00:29:53,492 ♪ Through all the mystery ♪ 589 00:29:55,034 --> 00:29:57,034 ♪ I thought I had ♪ 590 00:29:58,939 --> 00:29:59,939 ♪ And you ♪ 591 00:30:01,403 --> 00:30:03,139 ♪ You loudmouth, you ♪ 592 00:30:04,912 --> 00:30:08,507 ♪ You talk At the same time as me ♪ 593 00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:11,048 ♪ But that doesn't guarantee ♪ 594 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,952 ♪ That you're not listening ♪ 595 00:30:15,956 --> 00:30:20,387 ♪ Before you Love was a kick in the teeth ♪ 596 00:30:20,422 --> 00:30:24,996 ♪ 'Cause most men are scared And the others were cheap ♪ 597 00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:28,560 ♪ But you weren't scared To be mine ♪ 598 00:30:28,595 --> 00:30:30,969 ♪ To be kind ♪ 599 00:30:31,004 --> 00:30:32,168 ♪ And you ♪ 600 00:30:33,435 --> 00:30:35,435 ♪ You came along ♪ 601 00:30:37,010 --> 00:30:39,373 ♪ You duck-paddled Your way to me ♪ 602 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,015 ♪ Through that deep Dirty sea ♪ 603 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,413 ♪ In which I'd been drowning ♪ 604 00:30:48,318 --> 00:30:49,350 ♪ You took ♪ 605 00:30:51,123 --> 00:30:52,518 ♪ My cautious hand ♪ 606 00:30:54,357 --> 00:30:57,358 ♪ And you asked me To be your wife ♪ 607 00:30:57,393 --> 00:31:01,098 ♪ To swim together And build a life ♪ 608 00:31:01,133 --> 00:31:03,397 ♪ Choke on laughter together ♪ 609 00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:10,140 ♪ And I thought love was Like sickness and death ♪ 610 00:31:10,175 --> 00:31:12,076 ♪ You know That they're coming ♪ 611 00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:14,210 ♪ But you don't hold Your breath ♪ 612 00:31:14,245 --> 00:31:18,214 ♪ But I did not know a tenth ♪ 613 00:31:18,249 --> 00:31:21,217 ♪ Of love's strength ♪ 614 00:31:21,252 --> 00:31:22,383 ♪ Until you... ♪ 615 00:31:28,127 --> 00:31:29,555 Sorry, I can't remember that one. 616 00:31:31,999 --> 00:31:33,328 Okay, yeah, we'll... 617 00:31:33,363 --> 00:31:35,000 Uh, we'll just go on to the next one. 618 00:31:49,544 --> 00:31:51,082 - Whoa! - Hi, sorry. 619 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,084 I'm sorry. Whoa, hi. 620 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:55,482 I'm... I'm sorry. Are you... you okay? 621 00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:56,989 Yeah, I'm all right, I... 622 00:31:57,024 --> 00:31:58,304 My upper back's really sensitive. 623 00:31:59,158 --> 00:32:00,278 - I didn't see you. - Oh, I... 624 00:32:01,556 --> 00:32:02,621 You look nice. 625 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:04,964 Thanks. 626 00:32:05,362 --> 00:32:06,669 Did I look a little rough last time? 627 00:32:06,693 --> 00:32:08,165 No, no. No. 628 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,375 I mean, you looked a little tired, 629 00:32:09,399 --> 00:32:11,465 and your... your nose was red. 630 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,565 Like you'd been outside. 631 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,138 Wow. 632 00:32:14,173 --> 00:32:15,535 In a good way. In a cute way. 633 00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:17,273 Like an Irish person or a Scottish person 634 00:32:17,308 --> 00:32:19,572 or someone with a... Fair complexion. 635 00:32:20,278 --> 00:32:22,014 - You know what I mean? - Hm. 636 00:32:22,049 --> 00:32:23,213 Anyways, yeah. Hi. 637 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:26,117 - You look nice today, too... - Thanks. 638 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,382 - Owen. - Thank you. 639 00:32:27,417 --> 00:32:28,482 Um... 640 00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:31,320 I'm Carey, by the way. 641 00:32:31,355 --> 00:32:33,520 I... I don't think I... I actually told... 642 00:32:33,555 --> 00:32:35,635 - Told you that last time... - It said it on your card. 643 00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:37,425 - Right. - Which you gave to me. 644 00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:39,361 Yes. 645 00:32:41,464 --> 00:32:45,136 Uh, thanks for your email, by the way. 646 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:47,534 - Made me laugh. - Good. 647 00:32:47,569 --> 00:32:49,041 That wasn't my goal, but good. 648 00:32:50,077 --> 00:32:51,142 My goal was... 649 00:32:52,376 --> 00:32:54,244 to get you to email me back, but... 650 00:32:55,742 --> 00:32:57,346 Um. 651 00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:01,251 Um, yeah, a... about that, um... 652 00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:04,023 Hey, but you're here now, so that's a nice surprise. 653 00:33:06,555 --> 00:33:07,653 Full of surprises. 654 00:33:07,688 --> 00:33:10,128 Um, I, uh... 655 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:12,064 um... 656 00:33:13,067 --> 00:33:15,364 I shouldn't have done that the other day. 657 00:33:15,399 --> 00:33:17,432 Uh, given you my card. 658 00:33:18,501 --> 00:33:19,665 I'm... I'm... 659 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:24,076 I'm just not in a... A... any position to be... 660 00:33:24,111 --> 00:33:25,572 You know, I... I... I can't... 661 00:33:26,410 --> 00:33:28,080 be going on dates, 662 00:33:28,115 --> 00:33:30,808 so I shouldn't be giving out my card willy-nilly. 663 00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:33,250 Did you come and see me to tell me 664 00:33:33,285 --> 00:33:35,087 you can't come and see me? 665 00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:42,523 Um... 666 00:33:44,659 --> 00:33:46,065 I really liked meeting you. 667 00:33:47,761 --> 00:33:49,629 I... I just... I have a situation. 668 00:33:49,664 --> 00:33:50,729 Situation? 669 00:33:51,732 --> 00:33:52,797 Are you taken? 670 00:33:54,504 --> 00:33:55,569 - Taken? - Yeah. 671 00:33:56,671 --> 00:33:57,703 Taken. 672 00:33:58,541 --> 00:34:01,377 Uh, no, I'm not that. 673 00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:02,708 I'm, uh... 674 00:34:05,647 --> 00:34:06,679 just... 675 00:34:07,649 --> 00:34:08,813 Do you wanna grab a coffee? 676 00:34:14,326 --> 00:34:16,425 - Yes. - I... I can't. 677 00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:17,822 No. Okay, how about just a walk? 678 00:34:17,857 --> 00:34:19,164 Let's just walk. 679 00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:24,235 - Yeah, okay. - Yes? 680 00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:25,632 - Yeah. Okay. - Yes? Fabulous. 681 00:34:26,338 --> 00:34:27,418 Let's go right now. Come on. 682 00:34:28,307 --> 00:34:30,142 What? Aren't you on the clock? 683 00:34:30,177 --> 00:34:31,550 No, doesn't... well, I am, but, doesn't matter. 684 00:34:31,574 --> 00:34:33,145 Come on, let's do this. To the walk! 685 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:35,279 You... do you have a question? 686 00:34:35,314 --> 00:34:36,874 I was going for the high five, you know? 687 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:39,679 Oh! Okay. 688 00:34:39,714 --> 00:34:41,615 Um, okay. 689 00:34:42,486 --> 00:34:44,222 - Okay. - Come on. 690 00:34:45,258 --> 00:34:46,356 Yeah. 691 00:34:50,527 --> 00:34:52,494 Oh, yeah, no, that job will suit you better. 692 00:34:52,529 --> 00:34:53,924 My parents are gonna hate you. 693 00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:55,926 Okay, I'll see you at rehearsal. 694 00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:58,566 Keep practicing. No excuses. 695 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:02,570 I... 696 00:35:05,344 --> 00:35:06,772 Dreadful age. 697 00:35:06,807 --> 00:35:08,510 Can be. That one's a good egg. 698 00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:10,281 I... I... is something wrong? 699 00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:11,777 Why? 700 00:35:11,812 --> 00:35:14,483 Y... you just... you've never come here before. 701 00:35:14,518 --> 00:35:15,616 Ever. 702 00:35:15,651 --> 00:35:16,815 Today is the day... 703 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:18,718 my husband left me. 704 00:35:19,721 --> 00:35:21,259 Oh. I'm sorry. 705 00:35:21,294 --> 00:35:23,624 Well, I mean... No, no, no, not today. 706 00:35:23,659 --> 00:35:25,263 It was... it was years ago. 707 00:35:26,728 --> 00:35:29,663 - Yes. Yeah, I... - I've had a few Manhattans. 708 00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:31,797 You've earned them. 709 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,901 You wanna know what destroyed my marriage? 710 00:35:37,772 --> 00:35:39,310 I mean, besides the fact 711 00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:41,279 that he slept with hundreds of women. 712 00:35:41,314 --> 00:35:43,710 I mean... I mean... I mean literally hun... hundreds. 713 00:35:44,416 --> 00:35:45,910 - Sounds exhausting. - Uh-huh. 714 00:35:46,814 --> 00:35:47,945 Secrets. 715 00:35:49,454 --> 00:35:51,421 Secrets killed the marriage. 716 00:35:53,326 --> 00:35:54,457 Now, I know... 717 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:56,921 that he is not a good communicator. 718 00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:01,563 But that just means that you have to try. 719 00:36:01,598 --> 00:36:04,335 Even... even if it means 720 00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:06,766 opening up a box of worms. 721 00:36:07,901 --> 00:36:10,605 - Can of... - Can of worms. 722 00:36:11,476 --> 00:36:12,871 - Oh, baby. - Ah... 723 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:15,214 Reflex. 724 00:36:15,645 --> 00:36:17,612 Um... I'm sorry. 725 00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:24,751 - Uh... - Bye, girls. 726 00:36:25,886 --> 00:36:27,589 Those three are dreadful. 727 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:30,526 Maybe I'll let Simon handle the teen years. 728 00:36:31,496 --> 00:36:34,266 So, you're, uh, happy now, aren't you? 729 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,565 Yeah. 730 00:36:37,370 --> 00:36:38,402 Cling to it. 731 00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:40,503 Memorize it. 732 00:36:44,674 --> 00:36:45,970 They always leave. 733 00:36:59,854 --> 00:37:02,261 Shoot. 734 00:37:06,927 --> 00:37:08,960 She's having a baby, she needs to know. 735 00:37:08,995 --> 00:37:11,996 Uh, I'm so sorry. I totally forgot. 736 00:37:13,373 --> 00:37:14,669 She's been doing that a lot. 737 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:16,473 Well, she's here now, 738 00:37:16,508 --> 00:37:17,837 so you can speak to her directly. 739 00:37:17,872 --> 00:37:19,311 It's not a problem. 740 00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:21,907 Um, I wanted to talk to you about your period. 741 00:37:23,383 --> 00:37:25,075 Buy me dinner first. 742 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:27,319 What was day one of your last cycle? 743 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:32,082 Two months ago, three months ago... 744 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:35,393 - I think she's talking to me. - Well, then answer her. 745 00:37:36,627 --> 00:37:37,791 Dude, it's your mother. 746 00:37:38,894 --> 00:37:40,860 She showed up to my school, drunk, so, you know... 747 00:37:41,632 --> 00:37:42,994 - worth responding. - What? 748 00:37:43,029 --> 00:37:44,798 What did she say to you? 749 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:46,233 I'll give you guys a couple minutes? 750 00:37:47,033 --> 00:37:48,604 No, we're good. I'm sorry. 751 00:37:48,639 --> 00:37:50,639 We... I just need to check my period tracker 752 00:37:50,674 --> 00:37:52,036 that's on my phone 753 00:37:52,071 --> 00:37:53,741 that my husband confiscated, so, just... 754 00:37:54,546 --> 00:37:55,974 It's okay. 755 00:38:01,652 --> 00:38:02,816 Take your time. 756 00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:05,115 Okay. 757 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:07,557 Uh, thanks. 758 00:38:07,592 --> 00:38:08,657 So... 759 00:38:11,794 --> 00:38:13,563 Looks like your due date is actually... 760 00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:16,863 November 12th. 761 00:38:18,537 --> 00:38:20,372 That's my mother's birthday. 762 00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:23,837 Yay. 763 00:38:25,071 --> 00:38:26,807 We'll do a quick examination 764 00:38:26,842 --> 00:38:28,908 and then we'll look into finding you an OBGYN. 765 00:38:29,812 --> 00:38:31,614 - Okay. - All right. 766 00:38:43,826 --> 00:38:44,891 That's mature. 767 00:38:45,861 --> 00:38:47,021 Why were you so rude in there? 768 00:38:47,797 --> 00:38:49,093 Honestly, I'd rather wait until... 769 00:38:49,128 --> 00:38:50,732 Are you going through something? 770 00:38:50,767 --> 00:38:52,129 Am I... wow. 771 00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,867 I mean, is there something on your mind? 772 00:38:53,902 --> 00:38:55,671 Huh, I don't know, what's on my mind, 773 00:38:55,706 --> 00:38:58,575 episiotomies, placenta, giant effing needles 774 00:38:58,610 --> 00:39:00,005 - in my spine. - Come on. 775 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,073 Loss of bowel control, ripping of any kind. 776 00:39:02,108 --> 00:39:03,382 I don't even like children. 777 00:39:04,351 --> 00:39:06,143 - You're a teacher. - Exactly. So I know. 778 00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,749 They're manipulative 779 00:39:07,784 --> 00:39:08,860 and they're too stupid to even hide it. 780 00:39:08,884 --> 00:39:10,180 They're us, but worse. 781 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:11,984 Why would I wanna go through all that... 782 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:13,865 That pain and puffiness just so I can bring a bald, 783 00:39:13,889 --> 00:39:15,559 mini version of myself into the world, 784 00:39:15,594 --> 00:39:17,198 and teach it all the things that are wrong with us, 785 00:39:17,222 --> 00:39:18,463 plus new things... no thanks. 786 00:39:18,498 --> 00:39:19,893 - Carey. - What? 787 00:39:19,928 --> 00:39:20,971 I have a headache, and you're ranting. 788 00:39:20,995 --> 00:39:22,467 You always have a headache! 789 00:39:22,502 --> 00:39:23,502 And you're ranting. 790 00:39:24,504 --> 00:39:27,032 - Oh, my God. - I don't want a baby. 791 00:39:29,509 --> 00:39:31,443 - Yes, you do. - My body, my choice. 792 00:39:31,478 --> 00:39:33,742 You've been taking pre-natal vitamins since we met. 793 00:39:33,777 --> 00:39:36,008 Because they're gummies and they're delicious. 794 00:39:43,886 --> 00:39:45,523 Okay. 795 00:39:45,558 --> 00:39:47,789 - You told me you wanted this. - I know. 796 00:39:47,824 --> 00:39:49,219 Okay, so what is going on 797 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:52,530 and why is it going on so fucking loudly? 798 00:39:52,565 --> 00:39:53,894 Stop. Not right now. 799 00:39:56,129 --> 00:39:58,096 Are you okay? 800 00:39:58,131 --> 00:40:00,076 You're the one that's acting like Satan's evil wife. 801 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:01,836 Wouldn't that make you Satan? 802 00:40:15,148 --> 00:40:16,950 Ever since I told you about the baby, 803 00:40:16,985 --> 00:40:18,655 you've been acting weird. 804 00:40:20,725 --> 00:40:22,626 If it's gonna change everything, then... 805 00:40:26,566 --> 00:40:28,500 Are we seriously having this conversation? 806 00:40:29,602 --> 00:40:30,667 Maybe we aren't ready. 807 00:40:32,704 --> 00:40:34,902 We've been ready for two years. 808 00:40:34,937 --> 00:40:36,607 I know, I... I just... 809 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:37,916 I don't wanna feel like I'm doing this 810 00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:39,544 - all by myself. - You're not. 811 00:40:41,581 --> 00:40:42,778 You're not, you... 812 00:40:47,081 --> 00:40:48,146 You could. 813 00:40:49,248 --> 00:40:50,621 What? 814 00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:53,063 You could. You could do it by yourself. 815 00:40:53,087 --> 00:40:54,955 - So could I. - That's what I'm talking about. 816 00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:58,695 It is weird to say that to your pregnant wife. 817 00:40:58,730 --> 00:41:00,565 I have never wanted anything this much 818 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:01,731 in my entire life. 819 00:41:02,261 --> 00:41:04,096 Then why are you being weird? 820 00:41:04,131 --> 00:41:05,768 How? How? How? 821 00:41:05,803 --> 00:41:07,203 Please, tell me how I'm being weird. 822 00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:08,507 You're... 823 00:41:10,874 --> 00:41:12,742 You're being so nice all the time, 824 00:41:12,777 --> 00:41:14,711 and you're not maintaining eye contact. 825 00:41:14,746 --> 00:41:15,811 Carey, Carey. 826 00:41:16,242 --> 00:41:17,516 Please. Listen to me. 827 00:41:17,947 --> 00:41:19,848 Is it possible, possible... 828 00:41:22,622 --> 00:41:23,819 is it possible... 829 00:41:25,086 --> 00:41:27,020 that this is hormonal? 830 00:41:30,091 --> 00:41:31,794 Is it possible... 831 00:41:33,028 --> 00:41:34,929 that you are an ass face? 832 00:41:40,838 --> 00:41:42,035 Are you okay? 833 00:41:54,313 --> 00:41:55,587 No. 834 00:41:58,790 --> 00:42:00,691 What? Hey. 835 00:42:01,661 --> 00:42:02,935 Hey, no, no, no, no, no, I just... 836 00:42:02,959 --> 00:42:04,233 - I just meant that... - Oh, my God. 837 00:42:04,257 --> 00:42:07,159 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Carey. Carey. 838 00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:09,029 Why... wh... wh... wh... What do you mean... why? 839 00:42:09,669 --> 00:42:11,262 - Are you... do you hate me? - What? 840 00:42:11,297 --> 00:42:12,769 Are you cheating on me? Fuck... 841 00:42:12,804 --> 00:42:14,298 - What? - Are you... are you sick? 842 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:16,179 - Carey, what is going on? - Why aren't you okay? 843 00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:17,983 - What is happening? - I get cramps. I get cramps. 844 00:42:18,007 --> 00:42:19,380 - Why aren't you okay? - I... I... I just meant that 845 00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:20,986 I could never be described as okay, okay? 846 00:42:21,010 --> 00:42:22,746 - I'm exquisite. - Are you joking? 847 00:42:22,781 --> 00:42:24,275 - You're joking right now? - What? 848 00:42:24,310 --> 00:42:26,112 I... no, I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 849 00:42:26,147 --> 00:42:28,507 But now I can see that this was probably not the right time. 850 00:42:29,689 --> 00:42:31,216 - Swear to me. - What? 851 00:42:33,121 --> 00:42:34,989 - Swear to me. - Come on. 852 00:42:36,157 --> 00:42:38,927 - Fuckballs. - Nothing about this is funny. 853 00:42:38,962 --> 00:42:41,369 Swear to me that everything is okay, that we're gonna be okay. 854 00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:44,031 - Oh, my God, okay, I swear. - Make it official. 855 00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:45,769 What? 856 00:42:46,299 --> 00:42:47,364 Make it official. 857 00:42:49,808 --> 00:42:51,973 What... it's a totally different kind of swearing. 858 00:42:52,008 --> 00:42:54,679 - I'm being serious. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 859 00:42:54,714 --> 00:42:55,779 I... 860 00:42:56,848 --> 00:42:59,244 Simon Patterson, swear... 861 00:43:00,819 --> 00:43:02,313 that everything is okay. 862 00:43:03,316 --> 00:43:06,185 Expand. 863 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,319 I swear that I do not hate you, 864 00:43:08,354 --> 00:43:11,388 I swear that I am not cheating on you, 865 00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:12,763 and I swear that I am not... 866 00:43:13,832 --> 00:43:17,295 I'm... I'm fine, okay? I'm fine. We're fine. 867 00:43:17,330 --> 00:43:20,001 You're insane, but we're fine. 868 00:43:20,036 --> 00:43:21,167 We're fine. 869 00:43:30,244 --> 00:43:31,782 I love you. 870 00:43:33,214 --> 00:43:34,818 But if you leave me, 871 00:43:34,853 --> 00:43:36,787 I will track you down and I will kill you. 872 00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:38,723 And I will support you in that decision. 873 00:43:39,352 --> 00:43:40,890 We can make it through anything. 874 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:43,156 We just have to do it together. 875 00:43:43,191 --> 00:43:44,960 I know. 876 00:43:47,129 --> 00:43:48,964 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 877 00:43:52,134 --> 00:43:53,771 That conversation just... 878 00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:56,873 got away from me. 879 00:44:20,899 --> 00:44:21,997 See? 880 00:44:31,404 --> 00:44:34,438 ♪ Every time I leave ♪ 881 00:44:34,473 --> 00:44:39,113 ♪ I think Of all the times before this ♪ 882 00:44:39,148 --> 00:44:41,786 ♪ Waving casually ♪ 883 00:44:43,185 --> 00:44:46,857 ♪ Doesn't matter If you noticed ♪ 884 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:50,487 ♪ May the fourth is here ♪ 885 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:54,832 ♪ Faster than in years Before this ♪ 886 00:44:54,867 --> 00:44:58,836 ♪ My mistakes are clear ♪ 887 00:44:58,871 --> 00:45:02,433 ♪ You're too far away To notice ♪ 888 00:45:05,504 --> 00:45:06,844 Maybe not here. 889 00:45:12,511 --> 00:45:14,049 - Okay. - Oh. All right. 890 00:45:38,075 --> 00:45:43,276 ♪ And I take all of you ♪ 891 00:45:43,311 --> 00:45:46,081 ♪ For granted ♪ 892 00:45:46,116 --> 00:45:51,284 ♪ Every part that I ignore ♪ 893 00:45:53,123 --> 00:45:57,125 ♪ And if you tell me ♪ 894 00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:01,063 ♪ Only you now ♪ 895 00:46:01,098 --> 00:46:07,366 ♪ I will lose myself For sure ♪ 896 00:46:07,401 --> 00:46:12,305 ♪ Oh ♪ 897 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:15,275 ♪ Oh ♪ 898 00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:17,178 ♪ Oh ♪ 899 00:46:23,483 --> 00:46:27,056 ♪ But every time I leave ♪ 900 00:46:28,356 --> 00:46:31,126 ♪ You wait peacefully ♪ 901 00:46:32,294 --> 00:46:35,295 ♪ You wait peacefully ♪ 902 00:46:36,397 --> 00:46:39,266 ♪ You wait peacefully ♪ 903 00:46:42,601 --> 00:46:44,205 Can I ask you a question? 904 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,305 Yeah. 905 00:46:46,341 --> 00:46:48,143 Okay, I have to think of one. 906 00:46:48,178 --> 00:46:50,112 Um... 907 00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:52,081 well, do you want kids? 908 00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:55,612 Yikes, that's a... 909 00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:57,020 That's a bigger question than I... 910 00:46:57,055 --> 00:46:58,186 Okay, do you snore? 911 00:46:59,057 --> 00:47:01,618 Um, I do not snore, 912 00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:04,357 but I occasionally sleepwalk 913 00:47:04,392 --> 00:47:06,326 and I sleep-punch. 914 00:47:06,361 --> 00:47:08,427 First girl I ever dated punched me in the face. 915 00:47:08,462 --> 00:47:09,593 Gave me a black eye. 916 00:47:09,628 --> 00:47:11,331 - In her sleep? - No. 917 00:47:12,070 --> 00:47:13,498 Uh, then how does... 918 00:47:13,533 --> 00:47:17,040 - How does that relate to, um... - I was asleep. 919 00:47:17,075 --> 00:47:19,075 - What... what did you do? - Well, I woke up. 920 00:47:19,572 --> 00:47:21,979 - No, to deserve that. - Nothing. 921 00:47:22,014 --> 00:47:24,245 She was reaching for the alarm and missed. 922 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,917 Her depth perception was off. 923 00:47:27,019 --> 00:47:28,282 - Cool story. - Thank you. 924 00:47:31,353 --> 00:47:33,254 - You go. - All right. 925 00:47:34,323 --> 00:47:35,487 Oh, I got a really good one. 926 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:36,895 Um... 927 00:47:37,656 --> 00:47:39,425 what do your parents do? 928 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:40,624 Nothing. They're dead. 929 00:47:42,034 --> 00:47:43,462 - What? - Yeah. Yeah. 930 00:47:43,497 --> 00:47:44,628 Mine, too. 931 00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:49,006 You wanna talk about it? 932 00:47:49,976 --> 00:47:51,041 Uh... 933 00:47:52,144 --> 00:47:53,406 Yeah, I don't really either. 934 00:47:57,181 --> 00:47:59,115 What about your job? How did all that come about? 935 00:48:00,019 --> 00:48:03,350 You mean why does an adult have an adolescent's job? 936 00:48:03,385 --> 00:48:04,648 No. 937 00:48:05,552 --> 00:48:07,552 I did... I didn't mean it like that at all. 938 00:48:09,490 --> 00:48:11,193 I mean... No. 939 00:48:13,197 --> 00:48:14,724 Really? I think you did. 940 00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:16,693 I didn't. 941 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,530 It's hard to make a living as a musician. 942 00:48:18,565 --> 00:48:21,500 - News flash. - Yeah, it certainly is. 943 00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:25,042 I mean, I open for big bands sometimes, 944 00:48:25,077 --> 00:48:26,472 and I do the odd orchestral gig, 945 00:48:26,507 --> 00:48:28,089 but there's not a lot of money in it, so... 946 00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:29,442 You play classical guitar? 947 00:48:29,477 --> 00:48:31,015 I... yeah, it's not my focus, though. 948 00:48:31,677 --> 00:48:32,677 What's your focus? 949 00:48:33,514 --> 00:48:35,712 This strange woman I met at a bookstore. 950 00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:42,290 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 951 00:48:43,029 --> 00:48:44,226 Oh. 952 00:48:48,496 --> 00:48:49,968 You're honest, aren't you? 953 00:48:51,532 --> 00:48:52,630 You're a good person. 954 00:48:54,106 --> 00:48:55,336 That kinda feels like a trap. 955 00:49:00,409 --> 00:49:01,540 I don't know if I am. 956 00:49:03,511 --> 00:49:05,247 I feel guilty all the time, and... 957 00:49:06,778 --> 00:49:09,647 like I don't even deserve to, um... 958 00:49:14,423 --> 00:49:15,783 I've been thinking about you a lot. 959 00:49:16,590 --> 00:49:18,557 Not a creepy amount, but... 960 00:49:18,592 --> 00:49:19,657 I think you're... 961 00:49:20,594 --> 00:49:21,626 I find you to be... 962 00:49:23,597 --> 00:49:26,334 You make me nervous. Does it show? 963 00:49:27,667 --> 00:49:29,601 Hardly at all. 964 00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:31,603 I... it's been lovely getting to know you. 965 00:49:33,673 --> 00:49:35,046 Is what I mean to say. 966 00:49:37,479 --> 00:49:38,544 Yes, it has. 967 00:49:49,656 --> 00:49:52,063 - Ah, shit. - I'm sorry. 968 00:49:52,098 --> 00:49:53,372 - I'm... I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 969 00:49:53,396 --> 00:49:54,556 - I didn't mean... - I'm sorry. 970 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,266 Thought it would feel worse not to try. 971 00:49:58,236 --> 00:49:59,796 - Turns out I was wrong. - Uh... 972 00:50:02,636 --> 00:50:04,075 I'm sorry. 973 00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:06,671 Um... 974 00:50:09,181 --> 00:50:10,246 play something? 975 00:50:14,318 --> 00:50:15,746 I... 976 00:50:28,596 --> 00:50:30,266 ♪ Sittin' on the ground ♪ 977 00:50:30,301 --> 00:50:31,828 ♪ How could you seem So strong? ♪ 978 00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:34,732 ♪ How could you seem So wise to me? ♪ 979 00:50:37,275 --> 00:50:38,571 ♪ If you'd written back ♪ 980 00:50:38,606 --> 00:50:40,606 ♪ Would we have Both jumped in ♪ 981 00:50:40,641 --> 00:50:43,345 ♪ Or would we miss The mystery? ♪ 982 00:50:45,811 --> 00:50:48,746 ♪ Sittin' on the ground How could we ever know ♪ 983 00:50:48,781 --> 00:50:51,749 ♪ That you would mean So much to me? ♪ 984 00:50:54,424 --> 00:50:57,821 ♪ Wish I found the words Wish I had summoned angels ♪ 985 00:50:57,856 --> 00:51:01,429 ♪ Found my bravest bravery ♪ 986 00:51:04,170 --> 00:51:05,367 Is that the end? 987 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:13,243 ♪ Wet hair, face bare I don't care ♪ 988 00:51:13,278 --> 00:51:16,807 ♪ Your smile was all it took ♪ 989 00:51:18,415 --> 00:51:22,318 ♪ Ghost, ignore me Build a wall ♪ 990 00:51:22,353 --> 00:51:28,126 ♪ I'm taller than I look ♪ 991 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:32,229 That's the end. 992 00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:50,808 Oh, my God. 993 00:51:50,843 --> 00:51:52,447 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 994 00:51:53,582 --> 00:51:55,219 Um, hi. 995 00:51:55,716 --> 00:51:56,847 Ah, uh... 996 00:51:57,586 --> 00:51:58,750 Uh, h... how are you? 997 00:51:59,786 --> 00:52:00,917 I've been better. 998 00:52:05,231 --> 00:52:07,726 You know, actually, I... I... I have to go. 999 00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:09,233 Uh, the car. 1000 00:52:09,268 --> 00:52:10,762 Y... you know, the... the parking meter. 1001 00:52:10,797 --> 00:52:12,203 Yeah. 1002 00:52:14,768 --> 00:52:16,801 That was weird. Who was that? 1003 00:52:17,408 --> 00:52:18,473 Um... 1004 00:52:19,839 --> 00:52:21,509 How does that happen? 1005 00:52:21,544 --> 00:52:24,314 Why do things like that always fucking happen? 1006 00:52:25,350 --> 00:52:26,591 - Um... - Who was that? You all right? 1007 00:52:26,615 --> 00:52:27,713 Yeah, uh... 1008 00:52:28,518 --> 00:52:30,815 - Simon's mother. - Who's Simon? 1009 00:52:31,521 --> 00:52:33,686 I... I just... I just haven't seen her in a while. 1010 00:52:33,721 --> 00:52:34,852 Um... 1011 00:52:35,789 --> 00:52:36,854 Carey, who's Simon? 1012 00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:43,333 My... my husband. 1013 00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:46,303 Right. 1014 00:53:29,348 --> 00:53:30,413 Um, honey? 1015 00:53:31,350 --> 00:53:32,415 Yes, sugar shorts? 1016 00:53:32,846 --> 00:53:34,648 What's with the disguise? 1017 00:53:36,553 --> 00:53:39,048 Oh, my eyes are just bugging me. 1018 00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:41,017 I pumped myself full of drugs and... 1019 00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:43,393 blocked out all the light. 1020 00:53:45,331 --> 00:53:46,792 You should see Dr. Rose again. 1021 00:53:47,696 --> 00:53:49,465 I'm telling you, it's a penis. 1022 00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:51,797 Wh... what? 1023 00:53:53,735 --> 00:53:55,636 It is not a penis. 1024 00:53:55,671 --> 00:53:56,835 I think it might be. 1025 00:53:57,475 --> 00:53:59,035 Well, then, our child has a penis 1026 00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:01,378 - growing out of her foot. - His foot. 1027 00:54:01,413 --> 00:54:03,380 I'm positive it's a girl. 1028 00:54:03,415 --> 00:54:04,579 Yeah, I think so, too. 1029 00:54:05,483 --> 00:54:06,548 What? 1030 00:54:07,947 --> 00:54:10,321 Why have you spent the last four days 1031 00:54:10,356 --> 00:54:12,356 defending an opinion you don't actually hold? 1032 00:54:12,391 --> 00:54:15,854 I find conflict sexy. 1033 00:54:15,889 --> 00:54:18,725 I find being right sexy. 1034 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,089 Oh, well then I guess 1035 00:54:20,124 --> 00:54:23,895 we're both feeling pretty sexy. 1036 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,404 Not really. I'm too bloated. 1037 00:54:28,033 --> 00:54:29,307 I'll give you this, though. 1038 00:54:29,837 --> 00:54:31,100 Whoa! 1039 00:54:31,135 --> 00:54:32,673 For the spank bank. 1040 00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:34,708 Oh, that's filthy. 1041 00:54:34,743 --> 00:54:36,446 That's even worse than swearing. 1042 00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:38,976 Spank safe, bank safe, context definitely counts. 1043 00:54:41,079 --> 00:54:42,782 So many rules. 1044 00:54:45,721 --> 00:54:46,786 Okay, well... 1045 00:54:48,691 --> 00:54:52,924 if our penis-footed friend here is actually, 1046 00:54:52,959 --> 00:54:55,432 in fact, a girl, what are we gonna name her? 1047 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,665 'Cause I like... 1048 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:58,864 Gretchen. 1049 00:54:59,801 --> 00:55:01,031 - Gretchen? - Mhm. 1050 00:55:02,408 --> 00:55:03,803 Gre... 1051 00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:05,607 "Hey Gretch, go fetch." 1052 00:55:06,005 --> 00:55:07,576 Nope. Too many dog jokes. 1053 00:55:07,611 --> 00:55:08,973 No, no, it's more like, um... 1054 00:55:09,910 --> 00:55:12,108 "That Gretchen... 1055 00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:13,879 she's so fetchen." 1056 00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:17,421 "Hey, Gretchen, where's Hansel?" 1057 00:55:22,428 --> 00:55:23,988 That doesn't make any sense. 1058 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:25,957 I like Rachel. 1059 00:55:26,663 --> 00:55:28,157 - Rachel? - Yeah. 1060 00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:29,763 Rachel, like... 1061 00:55:29,798 --> 00:55:31,798 - "Hey, Rachel." - Yeah. 1062 00:55:32,603 --> 00:55:33,965 "Rachel, hey, come here." 1063 00:55:34,737 --> 00:55:36,506 Come here, Rachel. 1064 00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:38,772 "Rachel, you smell like a..." 1065 00:55:39,544 --> 00:55:41,104 Actually, Rachel's not the worst. 1066 00:55:45,682 --> 00:55:47,077 Thank you for forgiving me. 1067 00:55:48,652 --> 00:55:49,750 For what? 1068 00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:53,787 For turning into a raging psychopath. 1069 00:55:54,559 --> 00:55:55,789 Oh. 1070 00:55:58,222 --> 00:55:59,958 Which time? 1071 00:56:02,127 --> 00:56:03,830 Okay. 1072 00:56:03,865 --> 00:56:05,997 What is happening? 1073 00:56:10,102 --> 00:56:11,409 Um... 1074 00:56:11,972 --> 00:56:14,610 did... did you take ecstasy? 1075 00:56:18,946 --> 00:56:20,143 No. 1076 00:56:21,652 --> 00:56:23,586 But I do need another coffee, I think. 1077 00:56:24,116 --> 00:56:25,456 Muah. 1078 00:56:26,657 --> 00:56:27,986 Do you want one? 1079 00:56:28,021 --> 00:56:30,021 - Oh, I'm pregnant. - What? 1080 00:56:31,024 --> 00:56:32,760 Does this mean we're having twins? 1081 00:56:32,795 --> 00:56:34,190 - No caffeine. - Oh, okay, 1082 00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:35,532 white wine then. 1083 00:56:36,601 --> 00:56:37,699 - Pregnant. - Sashimi. 1084 00:56:38,196 --> 00:56:40,801 - Pregnant. - Unpasteurized dairy products. 1085 00:56:40,836 --> 00:56:42,638 - Go away forever. - Okay. 1086 00:56:48,008 --> 00:56:49,777 What if it's a boy? 1087 00:56:50,582 --> 00:56:51,779 Uh, we can sell him. 1088 00:56:53,211 --> 00:56:55,519 I'm talking about names. 1089 00:56:56,082 --> 00:56:57,752 Um... 1090 00:56:57,787 --> 00:56:59,688 I don't know, Gretchen is nice. 1091 00:57:00,658 --> 00:57:02,592 Oh, what about Seitan? 1092 00:57:03,155 --> 00:57:05,925 - Satan? - No, Seitan, like the... 1093 00:57:07,225 --> 00:57:08,631 The meat substitute. 1094 00:57:11,669 --> 00:57:13,130 You're a maniac. 1095 00:57:13,165 --> 00:57:15,033 You're the one that eats that shit. 1096 00:57:15,607 --> 00:57:16,903 That's five dollars. 1097 00:57:16,938 --> 00:57:18,641 - Was it worth it? - God. 1098 00:57:18,676 --> 00:57:20,076 You're the one that eats that "poo." 1099 00:57:20,843 --> 00:57:23,547 You are so unsupportive of my vegetarianism. 1100 00:57:25,210 --> 00:57:26,847 I don't think if you eat chicken 1101 00:57:26,882 --> 00:57:28,915 you get to call yourself a vegetar... tarian. 1102 00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:31,621 I'm a chickatarian. 1103 00:57:36,562 --> 00:57:37,660 Tough crowd. 1104 00:57:41,094 --> 00:57:43,567 Maybe I should drink wine, maybe it'd make me funnier. 1105 00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:51,135 Simon? 1106 00:57:54,074 --> 00:57:56,976 Are you ignoring me? 1107 00:58:01,884 --> 00:58:02,949 Simon? 1108 00:58:16,965 --> 00:58:18,030 Simon? 1109 00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:20,868 What... babe. 1110 00:58:22,201 --> 00:58:23,299 Simon? 1111 00:58:24,038 --> 00:58:25,840 Simon? 1112 00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:27,677 Babe. 1113 00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:29,272 Wake... 1114 00:58:29,307 --> 00:58:30,680 wake up. 1115 00:58:32,277 --> 00:58:33,650 No. 1116 00:58:34,752 --> 00:58:37,918 No! No! 1117 00:58:42,254 --> 00:58:44,595 No, no, no! 1118 00:59:16,354 --> 00:59:17,760 My boy. 1119 00:59:38,981 --> 00:59:40,211 It... it's raining. 1120 00:59:41,181 --> 00:59:42,279 I can see that. 1121 00:59:44,052 --> 00:59:45,854 Like, really raining. 1122 00:59:45,889 --> 00:59:47,218 End of the world raining. 1123 00:59:48,419 --> 00:59:49,726 Guess you better come in. 1124 00:59:59,771 --> 01:00:01,265 I... I'm sorry for just showing up. 1125 01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:02,838 I... 1126 01:00:02,873 --> 01:00:05,005 I left you a few messages and I... 1127 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:06,875 I wasn't sure if you got them. 1128 01:00:06,910 --> 01:00:08,008 I got them. 1129 01:00:08,714 --> 01:00:10,681 Well, I just wanted to, um... 1130 01:00:10,716 --> 01:00:12,914 Secrets are a bit of a deal breaker for me. 1131 01:00:14,478 --> 01:00:15,983 Lies, even more so. 1132 01:00:17,723 --> 01:00:18,986 You should've just told me. 1133 01:00:20,121 --> 01:00:21,890 It would've changed everything. 1134 01:00:22,321 --> 01:00:23,892 Yeah, it would've. 1135 01:00:23,927 --> 01:00:25,894 And why would you kiss me if you were... 1136 01:00:25,929 --> 01:00:28,864 why would someone do something like that if they're married? 1137 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:33,902 It-it's not that simple. 1138 01:00:38,205 --> 01:00:40,337 W... we can... We can do this another time. 1139 01:00:41,406 --> 01:00:43,010 Um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 1140 01:00:43,045 --> 01:00:44,880 I just really liked you, y... you know? 1141 01:00:50,118 --> 01:00:51,183 I'm sorry. 1142 01:00:51,757 --> 01:00:53,350 I don't want your sympathy. 1143 01:00:53,385 --> 01:00:54,824 - That's not what I mean. - Yeah, 1144 01:00:54,859 --> 01:00:56,287 I... I don't want sympathy, either. 1145 01:00:58,390 --> 01:00:59,697 For what? 1146 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,231 I... I'm gonna tell you this and then I'm gonna go. 1147 01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:11,071 I'm not married. 1148 01:01:12,404 --> 01:01:13,744 I was married. 1149 01:01:16,309 --> 01:01:17,847 I feel married. 1150 01:01:20,247 --> 01:01:21,345 But I'm not. 1151 01:01:22,854 --> 01:01:24,315 He died. My husband. 1152 01:01:35,526 --> 01:01:36,833 Wow. 1153 01:01:38,001 --> 01:01:39,033 What? 1154 01:01:40,069 --> 01:01:42,135 Uh, you just didn't say sorry. 1155 01:01:45,305 --> 01:01:47,503 Everyone always apologizes when I... 1156 01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:49,175 When they hear, and, uh, 1157 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:50,858 it always makes the repressed comedian in me 1158 01:01:50,882 --> 01:01:52,242 want to say "Why did you kill him?" 1159 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,524 I always thought it would be nice for someone 1160 01:01:57,548 --> 01:01:59,185 to just stay quiet. 1161 01:02:03,356 --> 01:02:04,520 How long has it been? 1162 01:02:08,130 --> 01:02:09,294 No time. 1163 01:02:10,165 --> 01:02:11,263 A lifetime. 1164 01:02:12,167 --> 01:02:13,298 Three years. 1165 01:02:14,235 --> 01:02:16,136 Well, it was three years on May the fourth. 1166 01:02:17,975 --> 01:02:19,238 - May the fourth. - Um, 1167 01:02:19,273 --> 01:02:20,404 I'm gonna head out now. 1168 01:02:21,473 --> 01:02:22,780 And, uh... 1169 01:02:24,278 --> 01:02:27,180 maybe we can talk later about art, 1170 01:02:27,215 --> 01:02:28,313 or clowns or something. 1171 01:02:29,052 --> 01:02:30,282 Uh... 1172 01:02:30,317 --> 01:02:31,415 just not... not this. 1173 01:02:31,450 --> 01:02:32,548 Anything... 1174 01:02:33,155 --> 01:02:34,352 anything but this. 1175 01:02:38,930 --> 01:02:40,798 Um, I... I'm sorry for kissing you. 1176 01:02:42,461 --> 01:02:43,592 I liked you, too. 1177 01:02:59,148 --> 01:03:00,444 Old chocolate. 1178 01:03:00,479 --> 01:03:02,512 Ew, Simon. Gross. 1179 01:03:02,547 --> 01:03:03,920 Huh. 1180 01:03:04,615 --> 01:03:06,285 - In his pocket. - Yeah. 1181 01:03:07,585 --> 01:03:09,992 Why don't you take a break from this for a while? 1182 01:03:17,430 --> 01:03:19,232 I don't know how to do this. 1183 01:03:20,268 --> 01:03:21,399 I know, dear. 1184 01:03:24,305 --> 01:03:26,404 I know that I am not always the... 1185 01:03:27,506 --> 01:03:30,243 warmest, or the best. 1186 01:03:31,444 --> 01:03:33,576 But I am there for you and your daughter. 1187 01:03:34,282 --> 01:03:36,150 Uh, or son. 1188 01:03:37,252 --> 01:03:38,317 Now. 1189 01:03:39,221 --> 01:03:40,221 I'm gonna smoke this. 1190 01:03:41,058 --> 01:03:43,652 I'm gonna go outside, I'm gonna light it, 1191 01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:45,962 and I'm gonna smoke it. 1192 01:05:15,350 --> 01:05:16,514 What the fuck? 1193 01:05:23,556 --> 01:05:24,654 Bev. 1194 01:05:28,396 --> 01:05:29,560 Bev. 1195 01:05:30,299 --> 01:05:32,365 - Bev, Bev. - You alright? 1196 01:05:33,665 --> 01:05:35,005 I found this. 1197 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:36,600 Oh, my dear. That... 1198 01:05:36,635 --> 01:05:38,503 This is... this was in his pocket 1199 01:05:38,538 --> 01:05:40,670 in with the candy wrappers and the fucking... Sorry. 1200 01:05:40,705 --> 01:05:43,376 - Did you... did you read it? - Only the beginning. 1201 01:05:44,313 --> 01:05:45,774 There... Those aren't good results. 1202 01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:47,776 "Berry aneurysm?" 1203 01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:50,218 I... I don't even know what that... is that what it... 1204 01:05:50,253 --> 01:05:52,022 - Look, le... let's go inside. - No, no, no. 1205 01:05:52,057 --> 01:05:54,420 I... I... I... He must've not understood this. 1206 01:05:54,455 --> 01:05:56,059 I have to call Dr. Rose. 1207 01:05:56,094 --> 01:05:57,555 It's not her fault. 1208 01:05:57,590 --> 01:05:59,230 No, Simon wouldn't have kept this from me. 1209 01:06:00,098 --> 01:06:01,427 He... he told me everything. 1210 01:06:01,462 --> 01:06:03,099 He... he... 1211 01:06:03,134 --> 01:06:05,101 I mean he... he gave me daily updates on his... 1212 01:06:05,136 --> 01:06:07,664 On his bowel movements, for fuck sake. 1213 01:06:07,699 --> 01:06:09,765 For God's sake. For fuck sake! 1214 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,141 - You... you're pregnant. - I'm fine. What... 1215 01:06:12,176 --> 01:06:14,308 No, no I... I mean that maybe he thought 1216 01:06:14,343 --> 01:06:16,772 in your condition you couldn't handle the news. 1217 01:06:16,807 --> 01:06:18,609 The news that he was dying? 1218 01:06:19,843 --> 01:06:21,381 Simon doesn't lie. 1219 01:06:22,087 --> 01:06:25,418 Bev, h... he... H... he... he didn't lie. 1220 01:06:25,453 --> 01:06:26,782 He told me everything. 1221 01:06:26,817 --> 01:06:28,619 He didn't tell you about this. 1222 01:06:36,299 --> 01:06:37,430 I'm sorry. 1223 01:06:39,467 --> 01:06:40,565 I'm sorry. 1224 01:06:41,304 --> 01:06:42,567 You're gonna have to... 1225 01:06:43,405 --> 01:06:44,470 spell this out for me. 1226 01:06:44,505 --> 01:06:45,570 You're saying that... 1227 01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:48,309 he knew he was sick? 1228 01:06:52,744 --> 01:06:55,712 He... he didn't know, obviously, how sick. 1229 01:06:55,747 --> 01:06:59,320 He couldn't have known how sick, right? 1230 01:06:59,355 --> 01:07:00,453 We should've told you. 1231 01:07:03,557 --> 01:07:04,787 He told you? 1232 01:07:09,299 --> 01:07:11,101 Why would... Why would he tell you? 1233 01:07:12,302 --> 01:07:14,170 Because I'm his mother. 1234 01:07:14,205 --> 01:07:16,469 Why... why wouldn't you tell me? 1235 01:07:16,504 --> 01:07:18,141 He asked me not to. 1236 01:07:18,176 --> 01:07:19,670 I... I... I'm his mother. 1237 01:07:19,705 --> 01:07:21,606 I mean, he... he's my son. 1238 01:07:21,641 --> 01:07:23,377 I'm sorry, I need you to leave. 1239 01:07:23,412 --> 01:07:25,742 No, Carey, we can get through this together. 1240 01:07:25,777 --> 01:07:27,744 No, I will never get through this. 1241 01:07:28,384 --> 01:07:30,516 I will never get through this. 1242 01:07:30,551 --> 01:07:33,816 My husband is dead and now you're telling me 1243 01:07:33,851 --> 01:07:35,785 that... that I didn't know him? 1244 01:07:36,425 --> 01:07:37,886 We're having a child 1245 01:07:37,921 --> 01:07:40,559 and he won't be here for any of it. 1246 01:07:43,828 --> 01:07:45,498 And he... 1247 01:07:45,533 --> 01:07:47,731 he made that decision without me 1248 01:07:47,766 --> 01:07:50,107 and he... he had no right. 1249 01:07:50,703 --> 01:07:52,901 No right, and he is a liar 1250 01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:54,507 and he's a dick. 1251 01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:55,871 - Carey. - He's a son of a dick. 1252 01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:57,774 There is some truth there, his father was... 1253 01:07:57,809 --> 01:07:59,149 No, you. 1254 01:07:59,679 --> 01:08:01,580 You allowed this to happen. 1255 01:08:01,615 --> 01:08:03,582 We were trying to protect you. 1256 01:08:04,222 --> 01:08:06,321 Well, you didn't do a very good job, did you? 1257 01:08:09,359 --> 01:08:10,622 I'll come by tomorrow. 1258 01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,360 No, you won't. 1259 01:08:15,299 --> 01:08:16,496 Carey, please. 1260 01:08:17,532 --> 01:08:18,894 I have no one else to... 1261 01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:24,339 I'll come tomorrow. 1262 01:08:51,335 --> 01:08:52,763 ♪ The way to a man's heart ♪ 1263 01:08:52,798 --> 01:08:54,666 ♪ Is right through His stomach ♪ 1264 01:08:54,701 --> 01:08:56,404 ♪ The way to my heart's Through my chest ♪ 1265 01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,538 Clear up your fucking stuff! 1266 01:08:58,573 --> 01:09:01,607 ♪ You, only you know The way to my heart ♪ 1267 01:09:01,642 --> 01:09:05,710 ♪ So you pull back the skin And you press ♪ 1268 01:09:05,745 --> 01:09:09,582 ♪ And you hear the cracking And you hear the snapping ♪ 1269 01:09:09,617 --> 01:09:13,322 ♪ And you keep on Pushing until ♪ 1270 01:09:13,357 --> 01:09:16,523 ♪ You found what you wanted Your hand's on the prize ♪ 1271 01:09:16,558 --> 01:09:19,196 ♪ And my warm, beating Heart starts to chill ♪ 1272 01:09:20,430 --> 01:09:24,267 ♪ And we are angry ♪ 1273 01:09:24,302 --> 01:09:27,732 ♪ We are fighting ♪ 1274 01:09:27,767 --> 01:09:32,374 ♪ We are loving hard ♪ 1275 01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:39,315 ♪ But you stay with me ♪ 1276 01:09:39,350 --> 01:09:42,747 ♪ When I'm angry ♪ 1277 01:09:42,782 --> 01:09:47,389 ♪ So keep it, keep my heart ♪ 1278 01:09:50,592 --> 01:09:53,791 ♪ The way to a man's heart ♪ Is right through his stomach ♪ 1279 01:09:53,826 --> 01:09:57,861 ♪ The way to your heart's Through your mind ♪ 1280 01:09:57,896 --> 01:10:01,601 ♪ It's sharper than mine is It's crueler than mine is ♪ 1281 01:10:01,636 --> 01:10:05,341 ♪ It's default is witty Not kind ♪ 1282 01:10:05,376 --> 01:10:08,938 ♪ We fight and we fall We get drunk, we get small ♪ 1283 01:10:08,973 --> 01:10:12,007 ♪ And it's not even noon When we're done ♪ 1284 01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:16,286 ♪ I cannot make the hit 'Cause you've already quit ♪ 1285 01:10:16,321 --> 01:10:18,750 ♪ But you cannot Contest that I've won ♪ 1286 01:10:20,325 --> 01:10:23,755 ♪ And I am holding ♪ 1287 01:10:23,790 --> 01:10:27,627 ♪ Of your ♪ 1288 01:10:27,662 --> 01:10:31,796 ♪ But I never knew ♪ 1289 01:10:35,065 --> 01:10:39,067 ♪ That it was with me ♪ 1290 01:10:39,102 --> 01:10:42,675 ♪ All this time, I ♪ 1291 01:10:42,710 --> 01:10:47,009 ♪ Kept it safe for you ♪ 1292 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:52,883 ♪ We fight and we fall ♪ 1293 01:10:52,918 --> 01:10:56,722 ♪ We get drunk We get small ♪ 1294 01:10:56,757 --> 01:10:59,923 ♪ It's not even known ♪ 1295 01:11:01,465 --> 01:11:02,992 ♪ When we're done ♪ 1296 01:11:03,995 --> 01:11:07,898 ♪ I cannot make the hit ♪ 1297 01:11:07,933 --> 01:11:11,605 ♪ 'Cause you've already quit ♪ 1298 01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:14,608 ♪ But you cannot contest ♪ 1299 01:11:15,974 --> 01:11:18,447 ♪ I have won ♪ 1300 01:11:21,386 --> 01:11:22,814 It bit me. 1301 01:11:23,388 --> 01:11:24,882 Oh, no. What bit you, honey? 1302 01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,357 The flower. 1303 01:11:28,426 --> 01:11:29,623 The flower bit you? 1304 01:11:31,462 --> 01:11:32,593 Oh, no. 1305 01:11:33,024 --> 01:11:34,661 Should we go get a band-aid? 1306 01:11:34,696 --> 01:11:36,927 Yeah, we should probably go get a band-aid. 1307 01:11:36,962 --> 01:11:39,501 Okay, do we want... 1308 01:11:39,536 --> 01:11:42,801 do you want a superhero or a mermaid? 1309 01:11:42,836 --> 01:11:45,342 - Supermaid. - A supermaid? 1310 01:11:46,873 --> 01:11:49,907 Yeah, we could definitely use one of those around here. 1311 01:11:52,648 --> 01:11:53,977 Is that the supermaid at the door? 1312 01:11:54,012 --> 01:11:55,077 What? 1313 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:58,421 Okay, you choose, honey. I'll be right back. 1314 01:11:58,456 --> 01:12:00,555 Alright? And then we're gonna go take a nap. 1315 01:12:04,759 --> 01:12:06,121 Uh-oh. 1316 01:12:07,828 --> 01:12:09,432 The stalkee has become the stalker. 1317 01:12:10,127 --> 01:12:11,830 I hope this isn't too bold. 1318 01:12:12,734 --> 01:12:14,602 Bo... bold is good. I... I like bold. 1319 01:12:14,637 --> 01:12:15,999 Uh, it's just... 1320 01:12:17,574 --> 01:12:19,541 a... actually, c... come on in, yeah. 1321 01:12:20,973 --> 01:12:22,709 - Sorry. - Uh-huh. 1322 01:12:29,146 --> 01:12:31,817 Your house is... not small. 1323 01:12:32,688 --> 01:12:35,084 - Dead parents. - Right, right. 1324 01:12:35,119 --> 01:12:36,756 I inherited the house, the debt, 1325 01:12:36,791 --> 01:12:40,727 and a questionable oil can collection. 1326 01:12:41,763 --> 01:12:43,730 All I got were night terrors. 1327 01:12:50,904 --> 01:12:52,706 I want to thank you for your message. 1328 01:12:53,478 --> 01:12:55,676 I didn't offend you with the whole... 1329 01:12:55,711 --> 01:12:57,040 "let's be friends" thing? 1330 01:12:57,075 --> 01:12:58,514 That wasn't my favorite part. 1331 01:12:58,945 --> 01:13:00,780 Yeah, um... 1332 01:13:05,083 --> 01:13:06,753 Do you have a train fetish? 1333 01:13:09,153 --> 01:13:11,956 Oh, no, uh, they, 1334 01:13:11,991 --> 01:13:14,596 uh, actually belong to my, uh... 1335 01:13:14,631 --> 01:13:15,894 - Son? - Daughter. 1336 01:13:15,929 --> 01:13:17,093 - Oh. - Yeah. 1337 01:13:17,128 --> 01:13:18,193 Wow. 1338 01:13:19,196 --> 01:13:20,701 I don't think you mentioned that. 1339 01:13:21,066 --> 01:13:23,033 I didn't want to lay all of it on you at once. 1340 01:13:23,068 --> 01:13:24,870 You didn't lay any of it on me. 1341 01:13:25,235 --> 01:13:26,938 I'm working at being more open. 1342 01:13:26,973 --> 01:13:28,071 Mhm. 1343 01:13:29,173 --> 01:13:30,612 - Um... - Mama! 1344 01:13:30,647 --> 01:13:31,910 - Oh. - Whoops. 1345 01:13:31,945 --> 01:13:33,582 I'll be right there, honey. 1346 01:13:33,617 --> 01:13:36,013 - I'm gonna go. - No, please. Don't. 1347 01:13:36,048 --> 01:13:38,554 Because she's just about to go down for a nap. 1348 01:13:41,053 --> 01:13:42,151 Come on. 1349 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:49,664 Peanut, Peanut, honey, come meet mama's friend. 1350 01:13:49,699 --> 01:13:51,600 - Are you sure? - Hi. 1351 01:13:52,603 --> 01:13:54,570 - This is Owen. - Hey. 1352 01:13:56,068 --> 01:13:58,475 - That looks serious. - Yeah. 1353 01:13:58,972 --> 01:14:00,708 A flower bit her finger. 1354 01:14:01,909 --> 01:14:03,139 Uh, okay. 1355 01:14:04,109 --> 01:14:05,614 Oh. 1356 01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:08,815 I'm the pirate and you're the bunny. 1357 01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:13,655 You need help with that? There you go. 1358 01:14:13,690 --> 01:14:15,690 Good girl. Whoa. 1359 01:14:15,725 --> 01:14:17,659 You look like a real pirate. 1360 01:14:17,694 --> 01:14:19,496 Are we gonna fight? 1361 01:14:20,631 --> 01:14:22,257 Are you gonna have a picnic? 1362 01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:24,094 Oh, really? I mean, my last picnic 1363 01:14:24,129 --> 01:14:26,294 was a bit of a bust, but maybe I'll make an exception. 1364 01:14:26,329 --> 01:14:27,933 What do we got in there? 1365 01:14:28,969 --> 01:14:31,673 It's milk. We're having tea. 1366 01:14:32,104 --> 01:14:33,906 - Oh. - Oh. 1367 01:14:33,941 --> 01:14:36,101 On our picnic, was that your mother-in-law we ran into? 1368 01:14:36,339 --> 01:14:37,745 - Bev, yeah. - Yeah. 1369 01:14:37,780 --> 01:14:38,977 Yeah. 1370 01:14:39,584 --> 01:14:40,814 Is she okay? 1371 01:14:42,081 --> 01:14:45,148 Um, I don't... I don't know. 1372 01:14:45,183 --> 01:14:47,920 I, uh, that was the first time I've seen her in a while. 1373 01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:50,758 Does she live out of town? 1374 01:14:50,793 --> 01:14:51,990 - Or... - Um... 1375 01:14:52,894 --> 01:14:56,192 Hey, hun, do you want to go upstairs 1376 01:14:56,227 --> 01:14:58,095 and go get your art stuff? 1377 01:14:58,130 --> 01:15:00,031 Yeah? Yeah. 1378 01:15:07,370 --> 01:15:09,205 I'm sorry, I... I didn't mean to... 1379 01:15:09,911 --> 01:15:11,174 - Oh. - Um... 1380 01:15:11,209 --> 01:15:12,714 It's fine. I, um... 1381 01:15:14,212 --> 01:15:16,278 Uh, I'm happy to talk about it. 1382 01:15:16,313 --> 01:15:18,885 - Happy to talk about anything. - Except that you... 1383 01:15:21,890 --> 01:15:24,088 I haven't seen her since before the funeral. 1384 01:15:25,993 --> 01:15:27,157 She didn't go to the funeral? 1385 01:15:29,128 --> 01:15:30,259 I didn't go. 1386 01:15:31,262 --> 01:15:34,197 Um, s... so, how... how did you, uh... 1387 01:15:34,232 --> 01:15:35,704 how did you say goodbye? 1388 01:15:37,268 --> 01:15:38,333 To her? Or... 1389 01:15:40,304 --> 01:15:41,611 No, to him. 1390 01:15:44,979 --> 01:15:46,143 Um... 1391 01:15:52,657 --> 01:15:53,788 Listen to me. 1392 01:15:53,823 --> 01:15:55,053 I like you. 1393 01:15:57,288 --> 01:15:58,727 I... I can't. I... 1394 01:15:59,928 --> 01:16:01,158 I wanna be your friend. 1395 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:04,271 You kept some pretty important stuff from me, 1396 01:16:04,295 --> 01:16:05,910 and I still don't totally understand that, 1397 01:16:05,934 --> 01:16:07,014 but I'm not going anywhere. 1398 01:16:08,233 --> 01:16:10,365 If you ever need somebody to give you advice, 1399 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,675 or just someone to talk to, I'm your man, okay? 1400 01:16:13,975 --> 01:16:15,645 I mean your person. 1401 01:16:16,142 --> 01:16:17,713 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1402 01:16:19,277 --> 01:16:22,047 My first piece of advice, for instance, would be to... 1403 01:16:22,082 --> 01:16:23,522 get in touch with your mother-in-law. 1404 01:16:24,315 --> 01:16:26,788 Whoa, don't hold back. Yeah. 1405 01:16:27,791 --> 01:16:29,791 Living with guilt all the time is no way to live. 1406 01:16:32,323 --> 01:16:33,729 She's... 1407 01:16:34,963 --> 01:16:36,765 she's a bad influence. 1408 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,328 I know. She's unpredictable, and she smokes, and... 1409 01:16:39,363 --> 01:16:40,736 I smoke weed now and then. 1410 01:16:41,266 --> 01:16:43,002 That's fine, I would too, 1411 01:16:43,037 --> 01:16:44,971 but it makes my eyelids puff up, so, I can't. 1412 01:16:45,809 --> 01:16:47,039 I think you should phone her. 1413 01:16:49,010 --> 01:16:50,273 She lied to me. 1414 01:16:50,308 --> 01:16:51,648 People lie. 1415 01:17:00,450 --> 01:17:02,758 Hey, I was wondering. Do you want to play with me? 1416 01:17:07,226 --> 01:17:08,698 Music, I mean. 1417 01:17:08,733 --> 01:17:10,053 Do you want to play music with me? 1418 01:17:11,197 --> 01:17:13,736 - I... I would love to. - Cool. 1419 01:17:13,771 --> 01:17:15,971 I think I'm gonna have a lot more free time on my hands. 1420 01:17:17,302 --> 01:17:20,237 - Did you... - I quit my job, yeah. 1421 01:17:20,272 --> 01:17:21,810 - That's amazing. - Thank you. 1422 01:17:21,845 --> 01:17:23,251 I felt I wasn't gonna get anywhere with it 1423 01:17:23,275 --> 01:17:24,945 unless I fully committed to it. 1424 01:17:26,850 --> 01:17:28,179 - Right. - Yeah, you know? 1425 01:17:30,216 --> 01:17:31,413 It. 1426 01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:37,793 Um... 1427 01:17:39,357 --> 01:17:40,730 so... 1428 01:17:41,832 --> 01:17:44,030 friends, right? 1429 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,428 Yeah, yeah, sure. 1430 01:17:46,463 --> 01:17:48,166 Friends. Okay. 1431 01:18:08,023 --> 01:18:10,287 Mama! I couldn't find them. 1432 01:18:10,322 --> 01:18:11,860 Um... Oh, my God. 1433 01:18:11,895 --> 01:18:13,488 We... we can, um... 1434 01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:15,831 We can continue this conversation... 1435 01:18:15,866 --> 01:18:17,800 Yeah, at some other time. 1436 01:18:17,835 --> 01:18:20,198 - Like, in a week? Or... - I... I'll call you. 1437 01:18:20,871 --> 01:18:22,266 Yeah, I'll call you too. 1438 01:18:22,301 --> 01:18:24,235 Seems excessive, but, um... 1439 01:18:38,515 --> 01:18:39,789 Okay. 1440 01:18:40,385 --> 01:18:41,516 We're gonna be serious. 1441 01:18:48,393 --> 01:18:50,327 - Cats. - Why? 1442 01:18:51,429 --> 01:18:54,364 Because you can leave them at home at night 1443 01:18:54,399 --> 01:18:56,036 and they don't mind. 1444 01:18:56,071 --> 01:18:57,268 How do you know? 1445 01:19:00,141 --> 01:19:01,206 Fair point. 1446 01:19:02,275 --> 01:19:04,440 - I'm getting a cat. - Really, what kind? 1447 01:19:04,475 --> 01:19:05,848 Lynx. 1448 01:19:06,851 --> 01:19:08,411 Wow. A lynx. 1449 01:19:08,446 --> 01:19:10,380 Well, that is a bold choice. I'm impressed. 1450 01:19:10,415 --> 01:19:12,987 Her daycare did a project on Alaska. 1451 01:19:13,022 --> 01:19:15,451 - Oh. - Do you play guitar? 1452 01:19:15,486 --> 01:19:17,057 I do. 1453 01:19:22,394 --> 01:19:24,064 Wow. Not a music fan? 1454 01:19:24,935 --> 01:19:26,198 - Short attention span. - Hm. 1455 01:19:26,233 --> 01:19:27,433 I don't know where she gets it. 1456 01:19:29,434 --> 01:19:31,500 Hm. 1457 01:19:32,470 --> 01:19:35,372 Oh, honey, remember I told you to be careful with that? 1458 01:19:37,013 --> 01:19:38,441 - Is that your mom's guitar? - Yeah. 1459 01:19:38,476 --> 01:19:39,816 Okay. 1460 01:19:41,182 --> 01:19:42,379 It's very pretty. 1461 01:19:42,414 --> 01:19:43,886 Oh, yeah, oops. 1462 01:19:43,921 --> 01:19:45,250 You told her to be careful, 1463 01:19:45,285 --> 01:19:46,955 then I'm the one who hit it on the table. 1464 01:19:47,518 --> 01:19:48,924 Do you want me to play something? 1465 01:19:49,454 --> 01:19:51,058 Okay. Um... 1466 01:19:51,621 --> 01:19:54,094 this is something I think your mom 1467 01:19:54,129 --> 01:19:56,162 should help me write lyrics for. 1468 01:20:01,103 --> 01:20:02,905 What are you lookin' at? 1469 01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:04,302 I don't believe in collaboration. 1470 01:20:05,470 --> 01:20:06,601 And yet it exists. 1471 01:20:09,309 --> 01:20:13,080 ♪ I think you do You just don't want to ♪ 1472 01:20:15,183 --> 01:20:19,383 ♪ You can write Better than me ♪ 1473 01:20:19,418 --> 01:20:21,055 ♪ So try to help me Write this song... ♪ 1474 01:20:22,355 --> 01:20:23,662 Maybe he does need some help, right? 1475 01:20:23,686 --> 01:20:25,455 Maybe he needs some help. 1476 01:20:25,490 --> 01:20:27,226 ♪ 'Cause I need Some help please ♪ 1477 01:20:29,329 --> 01:20:30,933 Or I could just roll with those lyrics. 1478 01:20:30,968 --> 01:20:32,231 You know what, 1479 01:20:32,266 --> 01:20:33,309 I don't need your help anymore. 1480 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:34,464 I got it. 1481 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,405 Thanks for meeting me. For showing up. 1482 01:20:42,507 --> 01:20:44,375 All you ever had to do was ask. 1483 01:20:47,215 --> 01:20:49,083 This arrived at my home. 1484 01:20:49,987 --> 01:20:51,118 Yes. 1485 01:20:52,022 --> 01:20:53,219 I don't understand it. 1486 01:20:53,683 --> 01:20:56,255 It's a birthday invitation. 1487 01:20:58,292 --> 01:21:00,963 You're throwing him a birthday party? 1488 01:21:02,032 --> 01:21:06,133 A birthday party slash concert slash wake. 1489 01:21:06,630 --> 01:21:08,333 A little late for that, isn't it? 1490 01:21:10,436 --> 01:21:11,633 Yes, it is. 1491 01:21:13,406 --> 01:21:14,911 Why send one to me? 1492 01:21:16,607 --> 01:21:18,607 Because Simon would've wanted you to be there. 1493 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,950 Oh, I see. 1494 01:21:20,985 --> 01:21:24,415 And when did, uh, Simon's wishes become important? 1495 01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:29,090 - Bev. - Simon would've 1496 01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:31,961 wanted me to know my granddaughter. 1497 01:21:31,996 --> 01:21:33,259 I made a mistake. 1498 01:21:33,294 --> 01:21:35,624 A mistake? 1499 01:21:35,659 --> 01:21:40,002 No, buying twin sheets for a queen-sized bed is a mistake. 1500 01:21:40,037 --> 01:21:42,598 Skipping your husband's funeral, 1501 01:21:42,633 --> 01:21:46,140 abandoning his one living relative, 1502 01:21:46,175 --> 01:21:49,605 not allowing his mother to know her own grandchild 1503 01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:52,344 when that is all she has left in this world, 1504 01:21:52,379 --> 01:21:54,984 that is not a mistake. 1505 01:21:55,019 --> 01:21:56,579 That is an abomination. 1506 01:21:56,614 --> 01:21:58,317 Allowing you to know her? 1507 01:21:58,352 --> 01:21:59,593 You know where we live. You could've just... 1508 01:21:59,617 --> 01:22:00,617 Hey, Carey. Free sample? 1509 01:22:00,651 --> 01:22:02,255 Um... 1510 01:22:02,290 --> 01:22:04,191 no, I'm... I'm sorry... no thanks. 1511 01:22:05,062 --> 01:22:06,490 Cyrus, this is my, uh... 1512 01:22:08,362 --> 01:22:09,625 my... 1513 01:22:12,135 --> 01:22:13,365 Oh, no. 1514 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,037 I'm not gonna do this. 1515 01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:18,700 You... you knew where to find us. 1516 01:22:19,406 --> 01:22:21,086 - Why didn't you just... - Don't you dare... 1517 01:22:21,540 --> 01:22:23,012 put this on me. 1518 01:22:30,318 --> 01:22:31,383 I'm sorry, I... 1519 01:22:32,353 --> 01:22:35,090 I... I... I was in shock, Bev, I... 1520 01:22:37,259 --> 01:22:38,588 My son made a decision. 1521 01:22:39,459 --> 01:22:40,656 I respected it. 1522 01:22:40,691 --> 01:22:42,526 I understand that. 1523 01:22:42,561 --> 01:22:44,143 Now that I'm a mother I understand a lot of things... 1524 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:45,331 He was wrong. 1525 01:22:45,828 --> 01:22:47,234 We were wrong. 1526 01:22:50,437 --> 01:22:52,338 I wracked my brain trying to figure this out. 1527 01:22:55,112 --> 01:22:57,277 I guess he was thinking that... 1528 01:22:57,312 --> 01:23:00,214 well, he didn't wanna ruin everything. 1529 01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:02,315 He wanted... 1530 01:23:02,350 --> 01:23:04,119 life with you to stay the same. 1531 01:23:05,089 --> 01:23:06,319 We... 1532 01:23:06,354 --> 01:23:11,357 What you had was rare and miraculous. 1533 01:23:12,591 --> 01:23:14,657 Maybe he was afraid to tarnish it. 1534 01:23:29,212 --> 01:23:30,343 Here's your coffee. 1535 01:23:34,382 --> 01:23:36,283 What I did to you was unforgivable. 1536 01:23:37,451 --> 01:23:38,846 I think I just... 1537 01:23:40,883 --> 01:23:42,322 I... 1538 01:23:43,226 --> 01:23:45,094 I needed someone to... 1539 01:23:45,129 --> 01:23:46,326 To blame. 1540 01:23:48,627 --> 01:23:50,198 Yeah. Yeah. 1541 01:23:50,827 --> 01:23:52,200 So did I. 1542 01:23:57,174 --> 01:23:59,108 I would like to meet my granddaughter. 1543 01:24:00,738 --> 01:24:03,244 You will. You can. She knows all about you. 1544 01:24:04,181 --> 01:24:05,444 Oh, dear. 1545 01:24:05,809 --> 01:24:08,183 She knows that you're Daddy's mom 1546 01:24:08,218 --> 01:24:11,318 and that you make a world-famous pecan pie. 1547 01:24:11,353 --> 01:24:13,749 Uh, nah, I buy those. 1548 01:24:13,784 --> 01:24:15,685 Bu... but I can always heat it up. 1549 01:24:19,823 --> 01:24:21,196 You look well. 1550 01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:23,858 Thank you. 1551 01:24:30,207 --> 01:24:31,899 Is that your boyfriend? 1552 01:24:31,934 --> 01:24:35,042 No, he's... he's not my... he's not my boyfriend. 1553 01:24:38,908 --> 01:24:42,283 I... I don't think I can go to this. 1554 01:24:44,584 --> 01:24:45,748 Okay. 1555 01:24:46,784 --> 01:24:49,158 I have, um, tennis. 1556 01:24:49,193 --> 01:24:50,390 I'm taking lessons. 1557 01:24:51,591 --> 01:24:52,854 At... at night? 1558 01:24:53,626 --> 01:24:54,691 All the time. 1559 01:24:56,563 --> 01:25:00,664 Uh... he's very persistent. 1560 01:25:05,242 --> 01:25:06,373 Um... 1561 01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,475 Oh, well, just... one second. 1562 01:25:12,579 --> 01:25:13,875 Be right back. 1563 01:25:15,582 --> 01:25:18,880 Hey, uh, can I call you back in a... in a... 1564 01:25:23,227 --> 01:25:24,391 a second? 1565 01:25:24,426 --> 01:25:28,395 ♪ 1566 01:25:32,731 --> 01:25:34,368 She... so she's doing well? 1567 01:25:35,470 --> 01:25:37,206 Oh, that... okay. 1568 01:25:37,241 --> 01:25:38,933 Tha... thanks so much, Bill. Yeah. 1569 01:25:39,771 --> 01:25:41,931 Alright I... I'll come by and I'll pick her up tomorrow. 1570 01:25:42,906 --> 01:25:46,182 Okay. Alright, bye. 1571 01:25:47,383 --> 01:25:48,481 - She's good. - Yeah? 1572 01:25:48,516 --> 01:25:49,614 - All good? - Yeah. 1573 01:25:49,649 --> 01:25:50,747 - Good. - Yeah. 1574 01:25:53,323 --> 01:25:54,454 Yeah. 1575 01:25:56,458 --> 01:25:57,655 Hi. 1576 01:26:09,273 --> 01:26:11,867 Whoa. Hey. Uh, um... 1577 01:26:14,377 --> 01:26:15,805 I'll show you upstairs. 1578 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:16,905 Yeah. 1579 01:26:17,677 --> 01:26:19,908 So, this is Peanut's room. 1580 01:26:19,943 --> 01:26:21,448 It's, uh... 1581 01:26:21,483 --> 01:26:23,417 it used to be a makeshift office 1582 01:26:23,452 --> 01:26:25,353 and I would... Yeah, um, but then- 1583 01:26:25,388 --> 01:26:28,290 and then I turned it into the baby room. 1584 01:26:28,325 --> 01:26:30,589 The... the room... Room for the baby. 1585 01:26:30,624 --> 01:26:32,393 This is the bathroom, obviously. 1586 01:26:32,428 --> 01:26:35,528 Uh, so there's a... A shower in there and, um... 1587 01:26:36,696 --> 01:26:38,531 a sink and a... a toilet. 1588 01:26:39,336 --> 01:26:40,698 This is the bedroom. 1589 01:26:47,707 --> 01:26:50,246 Um... it's been a while. 1590 01:26:52,613 --> 01:26:54,646 We 100 percent don't have to do this. 1591 01:26:55,715 --> 01:26:56,978 But I want to. 1592 01:26:57,013 --> 01:26:58,551 - I want to. - Yeah. 1593 01:26:58,586 --> 01:26:59,981 - Okay. - Yes. I want to. 1594 01:27:17,638 --> 01:27:18,868 I have an idea. 1595 01:27:19,706 --> 01:27:21,002 - Whoa! - Oh, I'm sorry. 1596 01:27:21,037 --> 01:27:22,674 I'm so sorry. 1597 01:27:22,709 --> 01:27:24,379 That was a terrible idea. 1598 01:27:24,414 --> 01:27:26,381 - I just-I thought... - We should, uh, 1599 01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:27,646 we should think less. 1600 01:27:31,685 --> 01:27:33,421 Fancy. 1601 01:27:33,456 --> 01:27:36,688 ♪ Slowly I will slowly try to ♪ 1602 01:27:36,723 --> 01:27:39,757 ♪ Slowly dip my toe ♪ 1603 01:27:39,792 --> 01:27:43,893 ♪ Into the tune of two Instead of ♪ 1604 01:27:43,928 --> 01:27:45,928 ♪ Only me alone ♪ 1605 01:27:47,470 --> 01:27:50,900 ♪ Over, under Inside, outside ♪ 1606 01:27:50,935 --> 01:27:53,837 ♪ Dust begins to blow ♪ 1607 01:27:53,872 --> 01:27:58,446 ♪ Revealing something You're not meant to know ♪ 1608 01:27:59,878 --> 01:28:04,386 ♪ Always he is in ♪ 1609 01:28:04,421 --> 01:28:07,114 ♪ My thoughts ♪ 1610 01:28:07,149 --> 01:28:10,656 ♪ Close my eyes and there ♪ 1611 01:28:11,428 --> 01:28:14,022 ♪ He walks ♪ 1612 01:28:14,057 --> 01:28:16,464 ♪ Slowly disappears ♪ 1613 01:28:17,632 --> 01:28:20,996 ♪ Oh so slow, my dear ♪ 1614 01:28:21,031 --> 01:28:23,735 ♪ Still I hold your hand ♪ 1615 01:28:24,870 --> 01:28:27,343 ♪ You are there and here ♪ 1616 01:28:29,875 --> 01:28:33,580 ♪ Daily I would Daily cry and ♪ 1617 01:28:33,615 --> 01:28:36,484 ♪ Daily fear the day ♪ 1618 01:28:36,519 --> 01:28:40,521 ♪ When I would Skip a day and they ♪ 1619 01:28:40,556 --> 01:28:43,117 ♪ Would think I was okay ♪ 1620 01:28:44,527 --> 01:28:47,528 ♪ Never love, no, never will ♪ 1621 01:28:47,563 --> 01:28:50,960 ♪ The joy Would shroud the pain ♪ 1622 01:28:50,995 --> 01:28:53,600 ♪ The pain is you and ♪ 1623 01:28:53,635 --> 01:28:55,734 ♪ You must always stay ♪ 1624 01:28:57,001 --> 01:29:00,442 ♪ Always you are in ♪ 1625 01:29:01,610 --> 01:29:04,138 ♪ My thoughts ♪ 1626 01:29:04,173 --> 01:29:08,582 ♪ Close my eyes and there ♪ 1627 01:29:08,617 --> 01:29:10,386 ♪ You walk ♪ 1628 01:29:11,180 --> 01:29:13,653 ♪ Slowly I will try ♪ 1629 01:29:14,821 --> 01:29:18,460 ♪ Slowly I'll get by ♪ 1630 01:29:18,495 --> 01:29:24,158 ♪ Her hand now in mine I see How quickly life can fly ♪ 1631 01:30:09,678 --> 01:30:10,974 Pink heart? 1632 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:12,877 And what else did you draw? 1633 01:30:14,848 --> 01:30:17,145 - Who's that there? - It's Dad. 1634 01:30:17,180 --> 01:30:19,884 Oh, yeah? Is that Dad? 1635 01:30:20,887 --> 01:30:22,524 That's Daddy. Who's that? 1636 01:30:22,559 --> 01:30:24,856 - That's you. - That's me. 1637 01:30:24,891 --> 01:30:26,088 Where are you? 1638 01:30:44,746 --> 01:30:46,141 Honey, I just got an idea. 1639 01:30:47,012 --> 01:30:49,584 I'm gonna go get... Get a glue gun 1640 01:30:49,619 --> 01:30:51,883 and we're gonna put sparkles on the letters. 1641 01:30:51,918 --> 01:30:53,115 Does that sound good? 1642 01:30:53,150 --> 01:30:54,919 Yeah? Okay. 1643 01:32:15,705 --> 01:32:18,970 Simon and I once agreed that his 30th birthday 1644 01:32:19,005 --> 01:32:22,842 was the worst day of our entire relationship. 1645 01:32:22,877 --> 01:32:24,140 Um... 1646 01:32:24,175 --> 01:32:26,043 I forgot that it was his birthday, 1647 01:32:26,078 --> 01:32:29,211 and in an unforgivable reversal of roles, 1648 01:32:29,246 --> 01:32:31,114 he brought me breakfast in bed. 1649 01:32:31,820 --> 01:32:33,688 Huevos Rancheros, muy caliente, 1650 01:32:33,723 --> 01:32:35,118 just the way I like it. 1651 01:32:35,153 --> 01:32:37,989 Um... which I proceeded to spill 1652 01:32:38,024 --> 01:32:40,288 onto our white, designer duvet. 1653 01:32:41,797 --> 01:32:43,830 I... I yelled at him... 1654 01:32:43,865 --> 01:32:46,195 for handing me my plate before I was ready. 1655 01:32:46,230 --> 01:32:49,198 And he locked himself in the study 1656 01:32:49,233 --> 01:32:51,739 and wrote a short story about a Mexican witch. 1657 01:32:54,139 --> 01:32:55,677 Um... 1658 01:32:55,712 --> 01:32:57,206 when I realized that I had forgotten 1659 01:32:57,241 --> 01:32:59,208 my husband's 30th birthday, 1660 01:32:59,243 --> 01:33:01,749 I decided to whip up a surprise chocolate cake. 1661 01:33:02,719 --> 01:33:06,182 Unfortunately, I somehow mixed my earring into the batter, 1662 01:33:06,217 --> 01:33:08,723 so Simon spent the remainder of his birthday 1663 01:33:08,758 --> 01:33:10,318 having emergency dental surgery. 1664 01:33:22,332 --> 01:33:23,705 Oh, yeah? 1665 01:33:35,048 --> 01:33:37,312 - I'm so sorry. - What do you mean? 1666 01:33:41,153 --> 01:33:42,823 - I can't. - Okay. 1667 01:33:45,795 --> 01:33:47,091 I can't. 1668 01:33:54,265 --> 01:33:58,069 Simon brought this up many times over many years. 1669 01:33:58,104 --> 01:34:03,272 But for some reason I never actually apologized. 1670 01:34:03,307 --> 01:34:07,782 Oh, no, I can't. I can't. 1671 01:34:11,249 --> 01:34:12,787 Um... 1672 01:34:14,483 --> 01:34:16,791 I was never very good at apologies. 1673 01:34:28,970 --> 01:34:31,333 I swore off men after the cancer. 1674 01:34:31,368 --> 01:34:33,203 Oh, my God. 1675 01:34:33,238 --> 01:34:35,018 - I didn't know you... - Oh, no, not the disease. 1676 01:34:35,042 --> 01:34:36,844 That's what I call my ex-husband. 1677 01:34:38,243 --> 01:34:40,144 So, you see, I am hardly the person 1678 01:34:40,179 --> 01:34:42,883 to ask for romantic advice. 1679 01:34:42,918 --> 01:34:45,149 Oh, I'm not... I'm not looking for... 1680 01:34:46,548 --> 01:34:49,417 it's casual with me and Owen. 1681 01:34:49,452 --> 01:34:51,089 Uh-huh. 1682 01:34:52,422 --> 01:34:54,488 Give me that. It's mine. 1683 01:34:54,523 --> 01:34:56,226 Hey, honey. Gentle. 1684 01:34:59,231 --> 01:35:00,494 The boy started it. 1685 01:35:02,465 --> 01:35:03,871 You know, I... 1686 01:35:05,303 --> 01:35:06,808 I have to wonder. 1687 01:35:08,306 --> 01:35:10,174 What do you think would've happened 1688 01:35:10,209 --> 01:35:13,309 if you had died and Simon had lived? 1689 01:35:14,950 --> 01:35:16,950 He would've been a great parent, 1690 01:35:16,985 --> 01:35:18,116 for starters. 1691 01:35:18,888 --> 01:35:20,184 Better than I am. 1692 01:35:20,824 --> 01:35:22,087 She's a wonderful girl. 1693 01:35:23,222 --> 01:35:25,024 Simon would've moved on, 1694 01:35:25,059 --> 01:35:26,289 that's for sure. 1695 01:35:28,326 --> 01:35:29,996 But everything would've been different. 1696 01:35:30,966 --> 01:35:32,900 I would've told him about the aneurysm. 1697 01:35:33,529 --> 01:35:35,265 We would've got through it together. 1698 01:35:36,235 --> 01:35:38,037 We would've had a plan, you know? 1699 01:35:40,008 --> 01:35:42,404 All Simon ever thought about, 1700 01:35:42,439 --> 01:35:44,945 all he cared about, was you. 1701 01:35:47,851 --> 01:35:49,213 So, just... 1702 01:35:49,248 --> 01:35:50,544 go after what you want. 1703 01:35:56,860 --> 01:35:58,189 Thanks for doing this. 1704 01:35:59,555 --> 01:36:01,522 - I know it's a bit weird. - It's not weird. 1705 01:36:03,328 --> 01:36:04,833 - It's not weird? - Nah. 1706 01:36:04,868 --> 01:36:06,230 - Is it weird? - Nah. 1707 01:36:07,937 --> 01:36:09,596 It's totally normal. 1708 01:36:09,631 --> 01:36:11,202 The guy I'm sleeping with 1709 01:36:11,237 --> 01:36:12,637 playing guitar at my husband's wake? 1710 01:36:15,340 --> 01:36:16,911 Guy you're sleeping with, huh? 1711 01:36:18,981 --> 01:36:20,211 Ouch. 1712 01:36:21,643 --> 01:36:23,247 You know what I mean. 1713 01:36:23,282 --> 01:36:24,578 Yeah. 1714 01:36:24,613 --> 01:36:26,448 W... we should move these off the stage. 1715 01:36:26,483 --> 01:36:28,318 - Owen. - I want you to hear 1716 01:36:28,353 --> 01:36:30,513 what it sounds like up here with the monitors on, okay? 1717 01:36:32,357 --> 01:36:35,457 ♪ I'm just the guy She's sleeping with ♪ 1718 01:36:35,492 --> 01:36:38,999 Stop. No, no. You know what I mean. 1719 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,397 Come here. 1720 01:36:50,177 --> 01:36:51,374 I'm an A-hole. 1721 01:36:55,919 --> 01:36:57,116 Maybe a tiny one. 1722 01:36:59,923 --> 01:37:02,583 A tiny A-hole? Is that worse or better? 1723 01:37:02,618 --> 01:37:04,486 I mean, it's... it's like this. 1724 01:37:06,193 --> 01:37:07,962 It's not good. 1725 01:37:08,492 --> 01:37:10,162 Can we please not think about it. 1726 01:37:10,197 --> 01:37:11,900 I don't wanna think about. 1727 01:37:13,530 --> 01:37:15,563 I'm sorry. 1728 01:37:28,545 --> 01:37:29,918 What are you humming? 1729 01:37:30,382 --> 01:37:32,019 - Hm? - What are you humming? 1730 01:37:33,990 --> 01:37:35,220 What is that? 1731 01:37:35,255 --> 01:37:37,189 It's stuck in my head. I, uh... 1732 01:37:38,060 --> 01:37:41,556 I have been playing around with some lyrics 1733 01:37:41,591 --> 01:37:43,624 and I thought that we could, 1734 01:37:43,659 --> 01:37:46,561 uh, maybe... maybe sing it last. 1735 01:37:46,596 --> 01:37:49,069 So, you've been playing around with lyrics to my song? 1736 01:37:51,634 --> 01:37:53,436 Huh? Hm? 1737 01:37:53,471 --> 01:37:55,273 - Isn't that a collaboration? - Shh. Shh. 1738 01:37:55,308 --> 01:37:57,440 I think, technically, that would be called... 1739 01:38:10,092 --> 01:38:11,355 God, I love you. 1740 01:38:22,500 --> 01:38:23,664 Um... 1741 01:38:30,442 --> 01:38:32,079 um... 1742 01:38:32,114 --> 01:38:34,411 if, uh, if you wanna back out, I understand. 1743 01:38:34,446 --> 01:38:36,083 I can accompany myself. 1744 01:38:36,118 --> 01:38:37,711 No, you can't. 1745 01:38:37,746 --> 01:38:40,681 Owen, it is too soon to be telling each other that we... 1746 01:38:40,716 --> 01:38:42,076 You introduced me to your daughter. 1747 01:38:42,454 --> 01:38:43,651 You showed up to my house. 1748 01:38:43,686 --> 01:38:45,224 Don't do that. 1749 01:38:45,259 --> 01:38:46,753 So, what... what? 1750 01:38:46,788 --> 01:38:49,063 Is this not going anywhere, or are we just screwing? 1751 01:38:49,098 --> 01:38:50,229 Screwing? 1752 01:38:51,529 --> 01:38:52,968 What? 1753 01:38:54,334 --> 01:38:55,762 Y... you make it sound like we're... 1754 01:38:55,797 --> 01:38:57,236 Having an affair? 1755 01:38:57,799 --> 01:39:00,008 That's what it feels like. 1756 01:39:00,043 --> 01:39:01,339 We are having an affair. 1757 01:39:02,111 --> 01:39:04,474 Don't you understand that? I am cheating on him. 1758 01:39:04,509 --> 01:39:06,575 He's dead, Carey. He's gone. 1759 01:39:06,610 --> 01:39:08,412 Don't say stuff like that. 1760 01:39:08,447 --> 01:39:10,414 It's true, it's been three years, 1761 01:39:10,449 --> 01:39:12,284 - and pain for you... - If you say move on, 1762 01:39:12,319 --> 01:39:14,517 I will punch you in the crotch. 1763 01:39:14,552 --> 01:39:16,057 I was gonna say be happy. 1764 01:39:20,228 --> 01:39:23,064 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 1765 01:39:24,364 --> 01:39:26,364 But you have nothing to feel guilty about. 1766 01:39:31,404 --> 01:39:32,535 I regret it. 1767 01:39:33,769 --> 01:39:35,043 Okay? 1768 01:39:36,279 --> 01:39:39,542 I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you. 1769 01:39:39,577 --> 01:39:41,544 - That's nice. Thanks. - No, you're amazing. 1770 01:39:41,579 --> 01:39:43,084 You... you... 1771 01:39:44,846 --> 01:39:47,517 do things... That's not the point. 1772 01:39:47,552 --> 01:39:48,716 I'm so... 1773 01:39:50,291 --> 01:39:52,093 Everything was going so well. 1774 01:39:52,854 --> 01:39:54,359 My job was fine. 1775 01:39:54,394 --> 01:39:56,526 I'm a reasonably good mother. 1776 01:39:56,561 --> 01:39:58,264 I don't cry every day. 1777 01:39:58,299 --> 01:40:01,300 It took me so long to find my way, 1778 01:40:01,335 --> 01:40:02,631 and when I'm with you I just- 1779 01:40:02,666 --> 01:40:05,205 I feel like I'm... I'm lost. 1780 01:40:05,801 --> 01:40:07,339 What's wrong with being lost? 1781 01:40:23,720 --> 01:40:25,621 As many of you know, 1782 01:40:25,656 --> 01:40:28,426 today would've been Simon's 40th birthday. 1783 01:40:29,693 --> 01:40:32,166 I would probably have teased him for being old. 1784 01:40:33,169 --> 01:40:35,796 But he was also, undeniably, much too young. 1785 01:40:37,833 --> 01:40:39,635 Um, before we finish off 1786 01:40:39,670 --> 01:40:42,242 I would like to thank this amazing man, Owen. 1787 01:40:44,180 --> 01:40:46,609 For playing and singing so beautifully. 1788 01:40:46,644 --> 01:40:48,380 I couldn't have done this without him. 1789 01:40:49,251 --> 01:40:50,448 Any of it. 1790 01:40:53,453 --> 01:40:58,192 Uh, it's been three years since Simon and I started this. 1791 01:40:58,227 --> 01:41:01,393 I'm half proud and half horrified to say that, 1792 01:41:01,428 --> 01:41:03,461 even after throwing this party, 1793 01:41:03,496 --> 01:41:06,266 it still contains 2700 dollars. 1794 01:41:08,666 --> 01:41:11,139 The remainder of which will go towards a vacation 1795 01:41:11,174 --> 01:41:13,768 for myself and my daughter, Gretchen. 1796 01:41:14,441 --> 01:41:16,309 - Aw. - Gretchen, it... 1797 01:41:16,344 --> 01:41:19,378 How old are you? How old are you, Peanut? 1798 01:41:22,218 --> 01:41:23,646 Close enough. Yeah. 1799 01:41:23,681 --> 01:41:25,219 Um... 1800 01:41:29,720 --> 01:41:31,753 last but not least, uh... 1801 01:41:32,624 --> 01:41:34,558 I would like to thank Simon... 1802 01:41:35,462 --> 01:41:38,595 for bringing joy into my life for 12 years. 1803 01:41:39,499 --> 01:41:42,335 And the lives of everyone he met for 37 years. 1804 01:41:44,537 --> 01:41:46,141 Happy birthday, my love. 1805 01:41:57,385 --> 01:41:59,550 [Simon exhales sharply 1806 01:42:03,358 --> 01:42:04,720 Hey. 1807 01:42:05,756 --> 01:42:06,953 Hi. 1808 01:42:06,988 --> 01:42:08,526 When did you get home? 1809 01:42:09,958 --> 01:42:12,728 Since when did you take afternoon naps, old timer? 1810 01:42:12,763 --> 01:42:13,861 Hm. 1811 01:42:15,931 --> 01:42:18,173 I had a wicked headache. 1812 01:42:18,571 --> 01:42:19,867 Wicked. 1813 01:42:27,943 --> 01:42:29,415 Are you okay now? 1814 01:42:31,518 --> 01:42:32,616 Yeah. 1815 01:42:34,785 --> 01:42:36,356 Are yous okay? 1816 01:42:37,788 --> 01:42:39,920 Did, uh, today's headache damage 1817 01:42:39,955 --> 01:42:41,757 the grammatical part of your brain? 1818 01:42:45,961 --> 01:42:47,796 Oh, yes. 1819 01:42:48,502 --> 01:42:49,765 We's is fine. 1820 01:42:50,801 --> 01:42:52,240 Me and Rachel. 1821 01:42:52,275 --> 01:42:53,670 - Gretchen. - Rachel. 1822 01:42:54,574 --> 01:42:56,706 Too tired to fight. 1823 01:42:56,741 --> 01:42:58,411 Score! 1824 01:43:11,690 --> 01:43:13,492 Well, if anything ever happens to me... 1825 01:43:13,527 --> 01:43:15,362 I'm not having this conversation. 1826 01:43:15,397 --> 01:43:17,331 I want you to take a vow of celibacy. 1827 01:43:21,667 --> 01:43:24,239 You are the love of my life, you asshole. 1828 01:43:24,769 --> 01:43:26,670 That's five dollars, please. 1829 01:43:26,705 --> 01:43:30,003 It's in the kitchen, and it's already full, so... 1830 01:43:33,316 --> 01:43:34,612 I wouldn't want you to be alone, 1831 01:43:34,647 --> 01:43:35,811 you know that, right? 1832 01:43:41,390 --> 01:43:45,623 I swear I will never, ever love anyone else. 1833 01:43:50,597 --> 01:43:51,794 Hm... 1834 01:44:04,039 --> 01:44:05,445 ♪ And I ♪ 1835 01:44:07,515 --> 01:44:09,647 ♪ An old turtle ♪ 1836 01:44:12,487 --> 01:44:17,787 ♪ Will wing me To some withered bough ♪ 1837 01:44:20,528 --> 01:44:23,463 ♪ And there my mate ♪ 1838 01:44:25,467 --> 01:44:29,469 ♪ That's never to be Found again ♪ 1839 01:44:31,770 --> 01:44:35,409 ♪ Lament till I am... ♪ 1840 01:44:48,655 --> 01:44:49,885 Lost. 126948