All language subtitles for The.Munsters.2022.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG

Ah, this is it.

Looks kind of empty.

Gee. Ya think?

Right. Pardon me, but may I help
you two lovely lads with something?

Hey, boss. There he is.

- What do you know, he's a zombie.
- Indeed, I am.

- Hey, true or false.
- Yes.

I hear you guys eat brains.

Why, yes. I do enjoy a nicely grilled
cerebellum with a side of chips.

The bigger the better.

Well, then, floop, you're safe.

- Harsh.
- Quite rude.

Oi! Hello.

Zombie problem solved.

He's so brittle.

Look at him, floop.

One stinking, rotten bag of human garbage.

Yep. He's a real sack of crap.

So, why do you want him?

This man is frans pennywhacker.
The world's greatest pianist.

I want those phalanges.

Oh, I get it.

I don't get it.

Photo. Snap to it.

Chop-chop.

Hold it.

Smile for the birdie.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, come on.
You can smile bigger than that.

Oh, no. Don't do the finger.

Uh, what else you got?

Yeah, okay. We'll do that one.

I sure hope all these parts fit together.

You know, a man is more
than the sum of his parts.

I don't mean just
a slapped-together Superman.

Wow. How incredibly thoughtful
and sensitive, and yet so insightful.

Come on. We have a lot of grave robbing
ahead of us this evening.

Hyah!

Could we have gotten a horse for this?

Onward. We have little time to waste.

I hate this job.

Ow! Oh! Ow! Ow!

The back. Oh, the back's out again.

Oh! Oh, no. Oh, no.

Igor.

Igor, where are you? Come on.

Come out, come out.
I know you're around here.

Come on, you little flying rodent.

Igor! Igor, where are you?

Igor! Ig...

My gosh.

Right here, my lord.

Come on. My back's out.
I... I need you to do that thing you do.

Come on. Hurry, please.

I'll get those vertebrae as straight
as my great-aunt Helga's knickers.

I presume it's the lumbar
and that pesky l4.

Yeah. L4 and 5. Oh!

Come on, come on.

Hurry up. Hurry up.

Do it. Do it.

- Right. On three.
- Okay.

And... three!

Better?

- Better. Better.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, Igor, thank you. Thank you.
That's good.

I gotta tell you something.
Once you hit 300, everything starts to go.

And I mean everything.

So you keep telling me, sir.

Is Lily awake?

Yes, sir.
She's out on a date with a Mr. Orlock.

Oh, that's good news. I really think
she's gonna fall for this fella.

I know a love connection when I see it,
and this is a love connection.

And I wanna tell you something
about orlock.

He's not only handsome,
he's a real swinger.

And most importantly,
he's loaded to the fangs.

So, I assume you are orlock?

Yes, yes. And you are?

Um, Lily.

Oh, yes, yes, Lily.

It's always so hard to remember the names.

I'm hungry. Let's eat.

Okay.

Good evening, Mr. Orlock.
We have your usual table ready.

Please follow me.

So, do you bring all your dates here?

Oh, yes, yes. Every night.

Okay.

Oh. Whatever happened to our waiter?

He moves like a snail.

Seems like they've been waiting a while.

They are dead.

Who's hungry?

I have one Cleopatra special.

No garlic for the lady.

- And one Anubis salad, extra onions.
- This looks good.

Ban appél/t'.

So, how is your food?

Delicious.

Oh, so I noticed on your dating profile
you only listed two hobbies:

The black plague and pestilence.

Which I thought, technically,
were both the same.

Exactly the same.
I love them both equally.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I love it too.
It's just, you know, kind of old news.

Do you like rats?

Of course. Who doesn't?

Oh, good, good, good, good, good, good.

I have pictures
of my fuzzy little nuggets.

Oh.

Somehow I'm not surprised.

This is Eric. He's a naughty boy.

Oh, he's a cute little fella.

Oh!

This is Steve. He's a real cutup.

Watch out for his high jinks.

Oh, yeah. He's cute too.

Oh, this is opie, but I call her tubby.

- She likes to cuddle under my pillow.
- Uh-huh.

He likes to sit on my head.

- Will you marry me?
- [Gasps}

- There she is.
- Yes.

She likes to play hide-and-seek.

She's really big and fat.

Roly-poly Jill.

Pumpkin!

Do you want to rub pumpkin's nose?

Oh, I'm good.

Oh, okay.

Come to me.

Be a good little wolf.

Ah, puppy. Come fonnard and sit.

Awaken.

Oh, man!

You are a difficult wolf to find.

Which is strange
because you are the only wolf in town

that owes zoya big money.

Me? Nah.

I've been around on the scene.
You know, rocking and rolling.

I know scene.
You are not rocking man on scene.

Right, like this guy knows the scene?

Give me a break.

I get around.

Enough!

You give me money now,
or bela chop off your hand.

Okay, look, stop.

Let's not get crazy,
but I gotta ask you a question.

Why you got a picture
of my pops on your wall?

That is ancient, unfinished history.

Oh, I... I don't like the sound of that.

He should call.

It is time for you to make the call.

Igor, get the phone. I'm watching TV.

What does he do that's so important,
he can't be here when I need him?

Never mind, I'll get it myself.
It's not like I'm the count.

Yeah? Who is this? Leave me alone.

Yo, pops! How you been, baby?

Hey, guess what?

You're very lucky.
I'm in a good mood tonight.

I'm gonna give you exactly two seconds.

Are you ready? Go.

I know a straight as an arrow
business lady who...

Time's up.

Listen, pop. She wants to buy the castle

and transform it into a casino/theme park.

We can't lose. What do you say?

Get the hair out of your ears
and listen very, very closely.

I would rather go into business
with Jack the ripper...

Who, by the way, is no Jack the tipper.

Five percent tops with this guy.
It's an embarrassment...

Than ever go into business with you.

Moron.

I assume you heard what he said.

All zoya hear was big, big trouble
for little woof-woof.

Funny. That's what I heard too.

Nice neighborhood.

Um, so, do you live around here?

Yes, yes. Just around the corner.

Oh, well, that's convenient.

Oh, yes, yes. Very convenient.

I have a little surprise.

Close your eyes.

Come with me.

Just over here.

Okay. No peeky-peeky.

Open your eyes.

J” disco vamp/re j”

j” disco vampire j”

j” disco vampire j”

j” love me, love me, love me, love me j“

I'm gonna go.

Okay.

[Announced
you're watching TV 666 transylvania.

Breaking news.

- What? What? What's this?
- I/I/ith Donna doom/e y.

Good evening.
/'n7 Donna doom/e y, with breaking news.

Transylvania's favorite funnyman,
shecky I/on rathbone, has died.

Shecky was eaten alive last night
by an irate heckler.

Your mama is so stupid, uh, she stared
at a cup of orange juice for 72 hours

because it said, ”concentrate."

You call thatjokes?
The guy got what he deserved.

I gotta get a job.

I mean, working at a mirror factory is
something I can totally see myself doing.

Sexy

the remains of shecky were taken
to the dew drop in funeral home.

Shecky's death comes

just hours
after the passmg of his brother,

Shelly I/on rathbone,
world-Reno wned astrophysicist,

sometimes referred to as
”the smartest man on earth.”

Silicon carbide grains are present
in refractory inclusions.

A mere child could trace its origins...

Shelly's body also lies in state
at the dew drop in funeral home.

Although, it is unlikely that anyone
but a complete moron...

And I do mean complete moron...
Would ever confuse these two men.

I'm Donna doom/e y, and/ will continue
to bring you the news as it breaks.

I'll stand guard from across the way,

while you steal the second-most
brilliant brain of our time.

Question.

And I know what you're gonna say,
leave the "science-y" stuff to you,

but why don't we steal the first-most
brilliant brain of our time?

Because, my dear floop,
I'm still using it.

Geez. Conceited much?

No. Not conceited at all.

Simply dropping ice-cold facts.

Well, giddyap, little dogie.

And remember, Shelly Von rathbone.

No other brain shall do.

What do I look like, a moron?

Don't answer that. I wrote it on my hand.

Oh, god.

Nope.

Nope.

Bingo.

Well, hello, Mr. Von rathbone.

Sorry, old boy,
but I'm gonna be needing that melon.

Think of it. The brain of a supergenius

transplanted into the body
of a perfect physical specimen.

So, what are you gonna call him?

Well, I hadn't given much thought
to such trivial matters.

But now that you mention it,

project 27—x-67-h-54 is a bit dry.

Ah!

As I stride this unholy planet
as a modern-day prometheus,

perhaps uranus, god of the sky.

Seriously? Sure making his life
a lot harder than it has to be

with a name like uranus.

Well, I suppose you have a better idea?

Okay, go on. Out with it.

I don't know. Herman?

Herman?

Yeah. I had a pet spider named Herman.
He was a swell guy.

Hmm. He's gonna need a last name too.

How about munster?

Do you really think
I would call the greatest creation

in the history of mankind Herman monster?

Not Herman monster.
Herman munster, like the cheese.

Like the cheese?

Out of my way, you simpleton.
I've got work to do.

Let's make history, floop! Are you ready?

Three, two, one.

And away we go!

Oh! Oh! I want more volts!

We need it! We need more power!

Don't do it! You'll kill us both!

Warning. Warning.

Give me more power!

Are you insane?

Live, I tell you!

Live!

Cut the power, floop!

And done!

My creation is born.

I'm no expert.

In fact, you yourself called me a...
What was that again?

Simpleton.

Right, a simpleton.

So, take this
in the proper spirit, but, uh,

shouldn't he be moving or something?

Interesting.

Anything going on in there?

Well, what are you gonna do?

It's alive!

Alive!

Ooh, no. Uh, I was talking about
my pet cockroach, Ernie.

You see, I thought he was dead.
But look, he's fine.

Ernie!

Oh, no, he's still fine.
Tough little bugger.

You have no idea
what this failure means to humanity.

I could have changed the course of life
as we know it.

I could have altered mankind's place
in the universe.

I could have...

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I boring you?

Well, am I?

Hey, don't speak, my dear creation.

Don't speak.

Save your words of wisdom
for the grand unveiling.

The world will be watching.

Live from the beautiful
carpathian mountains,

it's good morning transylvania.

With your host,
the one and only Ezra ll/losher.

Ladies and gentlemen, here's Ezra!

Oh, hello, everybody

welcome back to good morning transylvania.

I'm your host, Ezra masher,

and we are coming to you live from...

So, I really thought you and old orlock
were gonna hit it off.

Maybe you should give him another shot.

All right, so he's a little obsessed
with the black plague.

A man needs his hobbies.

It's not just that.

I want a man that makes my blood run cold.

A man that every time he enters my crypt,

it's like a stake
through my dead, black heart.

I could whip you up a hubby
down in the lab.

Oh, no. Remember what happened last time?

It took us a month
to get him off the roof.

He was batty, but he sure had charisma.

Eh.

Now, can we change the subject
of my love life?

So, your idiot brother, Lester,
called last night.

Mmm. Let me guess, he's broke again.

He wants me to sell our castle
and cut him in on the deal.

Well, at least he dreams big.

Yeah. His dreams
are my bank account's worst nightmare.

- Hmm.
- But before we do that...

Oh, my goodness. We've got
a great treat rn store for everyone.

Our favorite mad scientist, Dr. Wolfgang,
is here to UN ve/I his latest creation.

Oh/ now, ladies and gentlemen...

Let's give a warm,
good morning transylvania welcome

to the one, the only

Dr. Henryaugustus Wolfgang!

Ooh!

What a pleasure to have you here.

Li/la y / call you hen/y?

- /'d prefer doctor.
- Oh, finally.

Are you ready to show us...

Raven's egg with a side
of tarantula hash browns.

- My lady.
- Oh!

Thank you, Igor. Looks yummy.

Bring it on, bring it on.

We have something extraord/nary

and / know everyone backstage
is so excited about what's...

- Your regular, my lord.
- It's something very important

Dr. Wolfgang,

- how do you answer to your critics?
- Ice cold.

Some of the most substantial intellects
r'n transylvania

have called you certifr'able.

Well, these so-called
substantial intellects...

Well, they can just eat my.

And kiss my rosy, little.

- Oh!
- Well, doctor,

now that we got that out of the way,

why don't you show us what you've got?

Mmmmm

Speak, my ch/ld of electr/cizy.

Speak, my ch/ld of tomorro w/

speak!

Oh, my god.

He is gorgeous.

Look at that head. Perfectly flat.

You don't see that every day.

Hey, can you imagine having
a big maroon like that in the family?

I couldn't live with the shame.

Shh.

Dazzle them with some quantum physics.

Enough talking. Now a little music.

Enough music.

Speak!

M y mother-in-law fell down a wishing well

boy, I didn't know
those things actually worked.

M y friend recently dr'ed
drinking a gallon of varnish.

It was a horrible end,
but a lo vely f/nish.

Maestro, hit it.

A horse walks r'nto the bar.
Bartender says, ”wh y the long face .7”

Speaking of establishments,
I'm thinking of open/ng up a restaurant.

I'm gonna call it Karma.

There is no menu,
you just get what you deserve.

Okay, okay, okay.
I can actually feel my brain cells dying.

Igor, change the channel.

Don't you dare touch that dial.

Good n/ght, everybody.
I mean, good morning.

He is perfect!

Ruined, I tell you!

Disgraced in front of the entire world
by a dancing baboon!

Don't worry,
I... I got the situation under control.

I've been working on
some really keen magic tricks.

- Magic tricks?
- Juggling?

Juggling?

Impressions?

Wait till you get a load of this one.

You gotta ask yourself one question.

Do you feel lucky?

Well, do you, punk?

Ooh. I get chills every time I hear it.

I've heard enough!

Oh, farewell, comrades.

Away I must go

to live amongst the beasts and the lepers

of darkest Zanzibar.

The old doc sure isn't cut out
for show business.

Well, it's a little more complicated
than that.

You see, there are unfounded rumors

that I might have accidentally
switched brains in...

Ah, forget it! It's old news.

Floopy, old boy,
I've been meaning to ask you something.

What's that, big guy?

For some strange reason,
I can't seem to remember my name.

Well...

Picture it in lights.

The greatest name in all of show business.

Herman munster!

Phahahahahahahahahaj'

j” beauty's only skin-deep, but ugly
goes all the way down to the bone p

j” downtown j“

j” come on, boys, don't lag the beat j”

- Right this way, beautiful.
- J” on the fast Lane j”

j” did you hear the cemetery
raised its burr'al cost? J”

j” it's blamed on the cost of living
look out! J”

j” two, two, two/j”

j” people say I have a bad attitude j”

j” / don't, I just have
a personality you can't handle j”

j” sooeylj”

j” so what if/ don't know
what 'armageddon " means j”

j” it's not like it's the end of the world
hit it! J”

j” it's Herman is time! J”

j” Herman's here, look out! J”

j” working in a mirror factory is something
I could totally see myself doing j”

j” sexy! J”

keep up, boys, keep up.

Little faster. Little fast now.

Thank you! Good night!

I find wolf sneaking out back door.

When I hear dear Lester was in my club,

I was assuming he was here
to deliver good news.

You own this joint?

Zoya owns many joints.

Yeah, I guess...
I guess I should have figured that.

Well?

Good news? Yes.

Well, I'm close.

I got a few irons in the fire.
I got my feelers out there in the street.

And I'm pretty sure,
with a little more time,

I can get you what you want.

I give you two weeks to get the castle.

Aftennards...

Your head is mine.

Nah, that ain't gonna work.

J” I am a megabat j”

I'm starting to think
my material is too intellectual.

Maybe I should return
to my vaudeville roots.

No way, man.
This is the wave of the future.

- What do you guys think?
- Yeah. They don't know nothing.

- See? They agree.
- Don't listen to them. They're relics.

I'm talking about the long road
to the tippity-top.

Well, maybe I should go a bit more
mainstream. I-I am a man of many parts.

The honey-babies
are falling at your feet. You're the man.

I'm not looking for honey-babies.

Hey, baby. What's shaking?

I'm looking for a vision.

A queen. True love.

Forget about the dames, man.
Worry about the music.

We gotta feed the machine,
and we gotta cut some vinyl.

The beast is hungry.
And besides, Rome wasn't built in a day.

True, but I believe I was.

Yeah, well, that's beside the point.
I need some hits.

You want hits? Okay, I'll give you hits.

So, you give me what I want?

Yes.

I will get that deed signed.

The castle will be yours,

and we can all live happily ever after.
I promise.

Get out.

What the heck?

Lily. I never thought I'd see you
haunting these hallowed halls.

What brings you here?

Well, that, my dear brother,
is none of your business.

I bet it's that new cat, Herman.
I can dig it.

I was rapping with him earlier.
Solid dude.

Seriously? You know him? How?

- You wanna meet him?
- Oh, yes.

Mmm, but I don't know if I trust you
making the introduction.

Consider me your bat-wingman.

Although,
I do seem to be a little light tonight.

Danke.

- So, where is he?
- Who?

Herman munster.

Oh, oh, oh.

Your Romeo is, uh, just down the hall,
last door on the left.

Or right. One of them doors.

And what exactly do you want?

Um, is Herman munster in there?

- Maybe. And who should I say is calling?
- Lily.

Why don't you just take a number and wait
in the alley with the rest of the chicks?

Well, hello.

Um, I'm a big fan,
and, um, I was wondering...

Oh, I know this sounds dumb.

But, maybe, would you like
to come over for dinner one night?

Dinner. I'd have to check my schedule.

- Please hold.
- Hmm.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Uh, yeah. I happen to have a opening.

Sometime in the near future.
What night were you thinking about?

Um, well, maybe tomorrow?

Tomorrow. Hold please.

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

Uh, yeah.

I, um, moved some appointments around.

I think tomorrow works.

Fantastic. Here's my address.

And we usually eat early.

Um, we?

Oh, my father, the count, and I.

I can dig that. The count.

Far out.

Now, I know you show business people
keep weird hours.

Uh, shall we say around midnight?
Or is that too early?

Well, I usually have my bubble bath,

yummy treat and nap time, but yeah.

Midnight sounds great.

Hmm.

Tomorrow it is, my sweet Lily.

Toodles.

Hermie's got a date!

I can't go, I tell ya. I can't go.

What are you talking about?
Why can't you go?

I haven't got a thing to wear.

Herman, you got to take it easy.
You're a stud.

She's just some undead chick
from out in the sticks.

Quit being so dramatic.

Dramatic?

Lily thinks I'm a Hollywood big shot.

A swinger in the in-crowd.
I'm no Bobby Darin.

She's gonna see right through me
and know I'm just a big boob.

I need the perfect choice.

Herman isn't some iughead
who just fell off the funeral truck.

He's a man of the world.

Well, boob or no boob,

when you got hot wax like this,
the world is at your feet, baby!

Word, brother man.

With a disc like this, who can resist?

So, Igor, which dress says,

"I'm very, very interested,"

but not "I'm miserable and depressed"?

The silk, baby tarantula web?

Well, um, yes. Um...
Well, yes, of course.

Or the faux lizard-silk chiffon?

Oh. Um, the faux... yes.

Well, you could... Yes...

Igor, get with it.

Yowza, baby!

Kick it!

Vvhoo!

Fresh blood! Get your fresh blood!

Fresh blood! Get your fresh blood!

Fresh blood!

Lilies!

This is my lucky night.

What else can I do for you today?

Well, everything looks so great.

I'll take a bottle of the b posi... no!

I'm gonna splurge. O negative.

Oh, that's a good year.

It's two lei. And one for the lilies.

Three lei? Wow! Prices are going up.

You know, that reminds me.
I bought a balloon yesterday.

I thought the same thing.
Must be the inflation.

Hello, Lily.

That's too boring.

Good evening, my dear Lily.

That's too uptight.

Yo, what's up?

It's too glib.
Don't wanna seem glib. Glib is no good.

Hey, baby doll. What's shaking?

Let's blow this pop stand
and get our groove on.

Herman's got the moves.

Back it up. Back it up.

Herman's backing it up.

Hey, numbskull!

What?

I said, "hey, numbskull!"

Excuse me, sir. Can you speak up?

I assume you are
the Herman munster character

I've been hearing so much about lately.

Yeah, I think I'm the only one!

When they made me, they broke the mold.

With you in it, I presume?

No! I think I was out by that point!

Wait there! I'm gonna come right...

Down.

Are you gonna come inside,

or do you want to stand out here,
swiveling your hips

like a rabid baboon in heat
for the whole neighborhood to see?

I'll come in!

Why are you shouting?

I thought you liked it!

Why don't you come inside?

After you.

Thank you!

I mean, thank you.

- This is for you.
- Oh, yeah? What is it?

It's a bottle of o negative.

The blood lady said
it was a very good year.

- Well, you're very kind.
- Thank you.

The kind I don't need.

Hermie, thank you so much for coming.

I hope you like
curried scorpion casserole.

I made it especially for tonight.

If you made it, I know I'm gonna love it.

A matter of fact,
I saved a special spot for it right here.

- I mean, right here.
- Oh, you.

Oh, these are for you.

Thank you so much.

Lilies are my favorite.

He gives her lilies
because her name is Lily.

We're dealing with
some serious brainpower here.

Father, that's quite enough.

Come on, hermie. I'll show you around.

Yes, Lily.

I beg her to make curried scorpion
casserole, and I get nothing.

All of a sudden,
Mr. Herman munster comes over,

and it's raining
curried scorpion casserole.

J” ow! Be-bop-a-luba j”

how low can you go?

I mean, the songs
just come to me.

I got a million of them.

I mean, I don't even know
where they come from exactly.

But I got a lot of hot tracks
up in this noggin.

You know, father,
Herman isn't just another pretty face.

He's also very, very funny.

Stop.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Flattop here fancies himself a comedian.

All right.
Dazzle me with your sidesplitting wit.

Okay.

Here's one I know you're gonna love.

How do you keep a grouchy, old,

broken-down vampire in suspense?

I don't know.

How do you keep a grouchy, old,
broken-down vampire in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

Oh, you.

Okay.
What exactly are your intentions here?

Because, as you can see, I've been around
the cemetery a few times myself,

and you are not going to bamboozle me
with your fancy showbiz fast-talk.

I assure you, my good man...

My intentions are nothing but honorable.

Deep inside beats the heart
of a simple country boy.

In fact...

Most of my parts
come straight from the dirt.

Oh!

Did you hear that?
You can't get more grounded than that.

A simple country boy,
straight from the dirt.

Preach it, sister.

This is a bunch of cornball hooey.

Listen, Herman.

You may have hoodwinked Lily
with your folksy gibberish,

but it ain't working on me.

Okay. We're done here.

Enjoy your scorpion, father.

Come on, hermie. Let's go for a walk.

Well, it... it was so nice to meet you
and I hope to see you again soon.

Over my dead body.

- That would be delightful.
- Oh, ignore him.

Come on, hermie. Come on, let's go.

Okay, Lily.

Hey, by the way.
Your scorpion is undercooked.

Igor.

Sir?

We have to do something
about this situation.

What's that?

Oh, that's one of my gravestones.

Wow!

Oh, I hope you don't take the things
my father says to heart.

- No.
- He's a bit old-fashioned

and has a tendency
to go straight for the jugular.

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

Oh, I didn't mean it literally.

Although, to be safe,

wear high-collared shirts
while you're getting to know each other.

-Hmm.

Lily, it-it shall be my mission in life
to get that man to like me.

And when Herman munster
puts his head to something,

Herman munster puts his head to it.

Unless, of course, it falls off.

- Can I confess something?
- Please do.

I knew the moment I laid eyes on you
that you were special.

I understand if you don't feel the same.

I'm just a regular gal
living a boring, normal life.

No, when I first saw you,
my heart leapt from my chest.

If there's one thing I know,

it's that the rest of the world melted
away soon as you appeared in my life.

Oh, hermie.

After you, my dear.

J” they say we 're young
and we don't know j”

j” we won't find out until we grow j”

j” well, / don't know if all that's true j”

j” 'oause you got me
and, baby, / got you j”

j” babe j”

-J” / got you, babe j”
-j” / got you, babe j”

-j” / got you, babe j”
-j” / got you, babe j”

j” they say our love won't pay the rent j”

j” before it's earned
our money's all been spent j”

j” / guess that's so
we don't have a plan j”

j” but at least I'm sure
of all the things we got j”

J” babe j”

-j” / got you, babe j”
-j” / got you, babe j”

-j” / got you, babe j”
-j” / got you, babe j”

uncle Gilbert.

Lily!

J” / got flowers in the spring j”

this is Herman.

J” lgotyouj”

- it's an honor.
- That's quite a grip.

J” to wear my ring j”

j” and when I'm sad, you're a clown j”

j” and if I get scared j”

j” you're always around j”

j” oh, don't let them say
your hair's too long j”

j” 'oause / don't care
with you I can't go wrong j”

J” honey, put your little hand in mine j”

j” there ain't no hill or mountain
we can't climb j”

j” babe j”

-j” / got you, babe j”
-j” / got you, babe j”

-j” / got you, babe j”
-j” / got you, babe j”

Oh, look! There's one.

Oh, hermie, it's so romantic here,

with the soft, gentle screech
of the vultures circling overhead.

It sure is, dear.

Unfortunately, the clouds are clearing up
and the sun's coming out.

Pussycat, this last week has been the most
wonderful time of all of my lives.

Lily?
I've been meaning to ask you something.

Oh, yes, pookie bear?

Okay, keep it together, big guy.

You're Herman munster.

You got this. You practiced it.
Let's do it.

Lily? I...

What is it? Is something wrong?

Will you m...

Marry me?

Oh, hermie!

You've made me
the happiest ghoul in the world!

Everything you ever
wanted to know about magic spells

but were afraid to ask

Igor, there's gotta be a husband spell
in here somewhere.

Are you sure about this?
It seems Ms. Lily is truly in love.

Oh, come on! You know and I know

that we gotta get rid of that bozo,
Herman munster.

- He's got no class.
- Class?

Yeah, class. He's a stitch job
from the wrong side of the cemetery.

He's not the type of person
I want my Lily hooking up with.

- Hamster. Hmm.
- Oh.

Hippopotamus.

Let's see. Husband!

There's a husband spell.

I really think you should reconsider.

Whose side are you on, anyway?

M/ne's the best one.
It's the most gruesome.

It is not. Mine is uglier.

Oh, yeah .7 I've got the ugliest face.

Whitey,
we 're talking about the sweatshirt.

Sorry things didn't work out for you
so great at the leper colony.

I don't want to talk about it.

Well, at least you came home
with that cool new t-shirt.

They gave it to me
when they lost my luggage.

Hey, you're back!

It's not a crime to go on holiday,
now, is it?

Huh. You look good. You look good.

Something different?

New hairdo?

Yeah. New hairdo.

Spray tan.

So? How'd it go?

I'm assuming she said yes?

Oh, god.

Oh, I knew it! I knew she was a phony.

Vampire chicks are all the same.
One bite and it's, so long, sucker!

There is always somebody
that spoils everything by chickening out.

She said yes.

That no-good fangbanger...
Wait, wait, wait, what?

She said yes.

- She said yes!
- She said yes!

She said yes! She said yes!

Let's begin.

All righty.

We'll start with the chest hair of Tarzan

for that swinging vibe.

There you go.

Oh!

And of course she'll want him
to have some special moves,

so how about a pair of dancing shoes?

One from Fred Astaire
and one from gene Kelly.

And to top it all off
with a little swagger,

a cowboy hat
of the one and only John Wayne.

Well, how about that?
The Duke did wear a toupee. Huh.

And now some wizarding words.

Herman munster, dum-dum, will be no more

when you bring the perfect marrying man
to my sweet Lily's door.

What? What?

Always forget one ingredient.
One simple ingredient.

Here we go. Perfect husband coming up.

Wha... what? Okay.

All righty, what went wrong?

Hold on.

This isn't the hair of Tarzan,
it's the hair of cheeta.

Okay, time to shuffle off to buffalo.

Keep going. All right.

Eh, you win some, you lose some.

Lily? Is that you?

Wow, hey, you're in a good mood.

Everybody's in a dancing mood tonight.

Is that a victory dance

because you finally got rid of that burn,
Herman munster?

Wait a minute, what exactly
is going on here? Are you drunk?

Did that good-for-nothing give you wine?

No, silly. You know I never drink wine.

It's this.

Is that what I think it is?

Yes, it is.

Oh, brother.

Herman munster. How's it going, man?

Man, it's going great.

And you are?

I'm Lester, baby.

Ah, Lester baby.

Your future brother-in-law.

I'm the one who pointed Lily
directly to your door.

If not for me,
who knows if love would have bloomed?

It is so great to meet you.

So, listen, Herman.

Now that you and I
are practically blood-related,

I think it's only right that I tell you
about this sweetheart real estate deal.

That sounds boss, man.

But I think it's best
if Lily handles the finances.

'Cause I don't have a head for numbers.

Come on, Herman. Get with it.

You gotta get ahead of the curve
if you wanna swerve.

Oh, yeah.

What do you mean?

Now that you and my lovely sister
are tying the knot,

what's hers is yours, right?

Well, you do have a point.

I assume you are the man of the house,
right?

Yeah, well, I guess I am.

You guess? Come on, brother, man.

Stick that chest straight out.

I am the man of the house.

That's the spirit.

Just sign on the dotted line,

and you and your lovely bride
will be residing on easy street.

Goody.

Lester baby, you are the man with a plan.

Please proceed with the vows.

Dearest Lily,

you're the hemlock in my veins.

The cobweb in my brains.

I wanna boogie oogie oogie
till we just can't boogie no more.

My sweet pussycat.

I knew from the moment
I saw your flat head

and that cute, little scar,

that I wanted to spend every moment
tightening those neck bolts.

All I ask is that we spend
the rest of my lives

growing disgracefully old together.

- And now the rings.
- Oh, yeah.

Here.

- Yo-yo.
- Yo-yo.

Oh, there they are.

Oh!

Herman, do you take Lily crucilla
to be your lawfully wedded wife,

until a stake to the heart do you part?

What a cream puff.

Oh.

Lily cru... crucilla, do you take Herman...
Herman munster as your...

Your husband,
until a loss of electricity do you part?

I do.

If anyone objects to the marriage
of these two wretched souls,

- speak now or forever hold your peace.
- Yeah...

I... I was just gonna say good luck.

You're gonna need it with that big dope.

I now pronounce... I now pronounce...

I now pronounce...
I now pronounce... I now...

Whoopsie.

I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Munster.

Oh, yeah.

Pardon me. Can someone please call 911?

Come on, hermie.

Mrs. Munster wants to start her new life.

Mrs. Munster.

He's your bloody problem now, mate.

Whoo!

Oh, look, there's Lester.

Did I miss the wedding?

As a matter of fact, you did.

Well, then let me take this opportunity

to congratulate my baby sister.

And, um, my new partner.

Scram.

Let's make some money, brother.

That Lester. What a character.
Gotta love him.

Hmm. What exactly
was Lester talking about?

You didn't give him money, did you?

Money? No. He's just tipsy.

You know how wolves get
after a few too many.

I know my sweet, adorable hermie baby

wouldn't be dumb enough to get into
a lamebrain business scheme with Lester.

Business? With Lester?
Don't be ridiculous.

Good. I would hate to think I just
threw my life away marrying a blockhead.

The castle is now officially yours.

Ah, it appears your brother-in-law
is as stupid in the brain as you.

What about my green?

That's it?

That is what is left for you
after our cut.

My advice to you:
Don't borrow money from zoya.

Trust me, you ain't never seeing me again.

Next time we won't be so hospitable.

Won't be no next time!

I'm going straight to Las Vegas.

So I can quadruple my pitiful stack.

- Wolf never learn.
- Wolf is stupid.

Merci!

French fries.

Oh, look up there.

Tre's magnifl'que.

So romantic!

I hate to say it,
but old Paris is overrated.

These are some of the homeliest people
I've ever seen.

I noticed that too.

And they sure have a funny way
of reacting to foreigners.

Some of these customs seem downright rude.

Well, wait a second.

I almost forgot.
I think this will solve our problem.

We'll have no trouble blending in.

Oh, pookie!
You look so continental and suave.

I hope they don't confuse me
for Maurice chevalier.

C 'est magnifique.

- Oh, what a beautiful sculpture.
- Hmm.

Hey, look, a mime.

That's the height of French culture.
Very classy.

Well, right about now
I think I could use some culture.

I don't get it.

That's the loudest mime I've ever seen.

Must be that new modern mime
I was reading about.

Oh, hermie, look!

Oh, he's so cute! What a sweetie!

What's it say?

Huh?

Monster haunts the sewers of Paris.

Oh.

Oh, goody! Let's go!

What a fun town!

This is so romantic.

It reminds me of the old neighborhood.

I'm surprised it's so empty.

I thought it would be crawling
with tourists.

Well, this is why it's empty.

It's closed.

I so wanted to find that little cutie.

Stand back.

Oh, hermie, you're so manly.

After you.

Oh, I think I hear something.

There it goes!

He looks hungry.

Herman?

Herman?

He's a cutie.

Oh, he's adorable!

Wow. Boy, oh, boy.

Boy, that is nice.
That is very, very nice.

How?

Look at this neck.
It's completely natural.

Yeah, boy. Look at that.

- That's what I say.
- I'm really a leg man myself.

Preferably two, if p-possible.

- What's that?
- Special delivery, my lord.

From zoya krupp-p-p.

Zoya krupp?

Why does that name sound familiar?

I believe you were once married.

You know what, Igor?
You're right. I was married.

Let me tell you something.
I really dodged a stake with this one.

Yeah, she was a little wacky.

And she swore she would get revenge on me.

But, you know, they all say that.

My dear count,

as you once broke zoya's heart,
I now return the favor.

Enjoy being a peasant.

Good news?

We're being evicted!

How is this p-p-possible?

Because I have a complete numbskull
for a son-in-law!

Huh?

Lily!

Your lover boy, Herman, is getting lonely!

Almost ready, pookie bear!

How's the newest member
of our family doing?

He's being just as cute as can be.

What should we name him?

I was thinking spot.

You know, he looks like a spot.

Oh. Oh, goody.
That's the champagne I ordered.

Room service at this hotel is terrible.

Every time I order something, they just
throw it at me from across the hall.

Oh, Herman. You have to remember,
we're not in transylvania anymore.

They do things differently over here.

Tell me about it.

I can't follow the plot to this
Woody woodpecker cartoon to save my life.

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

Merci beaucoup.

Sweetie, I'm ready.

Father!

What's going on?

This half-wit, blockhead dummy you married

just signed over our castle
to my crazy ex, zoya.

Well, let's just say
that if I didn't swerve then...

No, wait.
If I don't curve, then I don't swerve.

Oh, Herman. How could you let Lester
drag you into this?

Yeah, now thanks to swervy-curvy here,
we are effectively homeless!

Well, there's only one thing left to do.

What's that?

I'm gonna hold my breath
until we get the castle back.

What are we going to do?

Who's that lawyer
that's always advertising

in the back of the transylvania gazette?

The one that says he can win any case.

Shady magoon. I know him.

There's not an honest bone in his body.
He's untrustworthy, unethical and immoral.

Good. I will give him a call
when we get back.

J” who's the freak
with the claws for hands .7 j”

j” zombo j”

J” it's zombo j”

j” who's the boss of creepy land?
The king j”

J” it's zombo j”

So you've looked at our case.

Right. Okay, lightning.

Yes, I understand. Shark.

Oh!

Right.

Lunar eclipse.

Well, thank you.

Hey, that sounded promising.
What did they say?

We have a better chance
of being struck by lightning

while being attacked by a shark
during a lunar eclipse.

In other words, we have no case.
What are we going to do?

Why don't you ask
magna-cum-dum-dum over there

what we're gonna do?

He's the one who got us into this mess.

For / am zombo.

The most handsome man
in Hollywood, California.

Herman?

Herman munster.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Hollywood, California.

I was thinking.

Please, please, please, do us a favor.
No more thinking.

As I was saying
before I was so rudely interrupted,

if that guy's a star, imagine what'll
happen when they get a look at me.

I'm a ten. Zombo's a seven, at best.

That man on the boob tube
has actual talent.

Oh, Herman, you can't be serious.

I don't wanna leave our beloved
home country and move to tinseltown.

Crumble creature crackers.

As head of this household, I've decided.

Take it out of the box like this.

The munsters have outgrown transylvania.

And then you destroy it in the bowl.

- Uh... What about me?
- What about you?

Lily. You're not gonna let
your lamebrain husband

abandon your poor,
old, broken-down father.

Oh, of course not.

Herman.

Okay, you can come too.

But all yourjunk stays here
in transylvania.

Including that freeloading Igor.

No offense.

None taken.

This is a fresh start.

All you get is one box.

One box is all I need.

Perfect. Perfect.

Well, Igor. This is gonna put
a little flutter in your wings.

Are you sure about this, sir?

I'm getting on a bit in age,

and I could suffer from the side effects
of the transformation.

Oh, come on. What's a couple side effects?

Um... perhaps I should stay.

I noticed lord grimsby
is canvassing for a new pool boy.

Trust me, grimsby manor has no pool.

Then why would he...

Look, do you wanna go to america
with me or not?

Well... yeah.

Bottoms up.

Oh, that's what lord grimsby said.

It's not working.

Something homey, with an old-world flair.

Preferably a tomb with a view.
That would be nice.

Tell her nothing too showy. We don't
wanna be the talk of the neighborhood.

It'll be bad enough
once they get a look at me.

Paparazzi will be everywhere.

Oh, I agree.

Yes, nothing too showy. We're just
your typical family looking to blend in.

Yeah. Yeah.

I believe I have
just what you're looking for.

It's a beautiful property
on a very quiet street.

I do love quiet.
I just can't take a noisy tomb anymore.

The market in that area is booming,

but if we move quick,
we can snatch up that last unit.

If it's booming,
why is there still a house available?

Well, there is a situation on the street
that needs to be relocated.

But once it goes, so will the last house.

We'll be arriving tomorrow
on air transylvania, flight 666.

Oh, Mrs. Munster, I must warn you,

I'm going to be heading straight
to a Halloween party

after we visit the property.

So don't be shocked by my appearance.

Um... okay.

- Well, we'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye.
- Okay. Bye-bye.

Hmm.

That was strange.

What was strange?

For some reason, the poor woman was
afraid we'd be shocked by her appearance.

Women. They're always
so concerned about their looks.

Not everyone
can be as beautiful as you, my dear.

No, I guess not.

Good afternoon
and welcome to air transylvania,

f/I'g/ir 666.

We have a flying time of 22 hours
and 47 minutes to Los Angeles today.

Oh, it sure was nice of that flight
attendant to bump us up to first class.

First class, baby.

Although it was a bit strange
when all the other first-class passengers

moved to the back of the plane.

Lily, my darling,
how many times must I remind you.

The average person isn't accustomed

to being around people
of such fine breeding

up close and...

Personal.

Oh, I suppose you're right.

But still, the way she was pushing
and shoving everyone.

It was a bit aggressive.

Where is she? You know what,

I could go for another one.

Hey. Yoo-hoo.

I could go for another one
of these drinky-poos.

Over here. Hi.

C-Can I... can I help you?

I would like another one
of these delightful drinks.

- What do you call this?
- Shirley temple.

It's very strong.

Okay.

Here you go.

Thank you, dear.

You know, statistically,
flying is the safest way to travel.

Welcome to beautiful Los Angeles.

The local time here is 72:47,
and it's a balmy 79 degrees.

Thanks for flying air transylvania.

Oh, here comes our luggage.

Talk about service.

Um, where's Herman? Herman!

Here he comes.

I'll never drink another Shirley temple

for as long as I live.

How do I know where they are?
Maybe they got wise to the situation.

That's true. They are from transylvania.

Oh, wait! Wait a minute.

I think this is them. Okay, I gotta go.

Time for me to work my magic.

Greetings from transylvania.

That's a strange way of saying hello.

Oh, I guess we're gonna
have to get used to it.

It ain't easy being beautiful.

Tell me about it.

Miss? Miss? Miss, wake up.

I assume you're the m-munsters?

I'm Herman.

And this is my darling better half, Lily.

Hello.

Oh, and that thing over there
is my father-in-law, the count.

Pleased to meet you.

- Here you go.
- Here you go.

So nice to meet you in person.

Those costumes really threw me for a loop.

And I thought I was taking it
to an extreme.

Uh, well, way to get in the spirit
of the day!

Thank you!

Ooh, what spirit is that, exactly?

Oh, you!

Okay, my car is parked right out front.

Uh, I'm just gonna grab my keys. Okay.

I think when she said shocking
she meant gorgeous, huh?

Ba-chicka-wow-wow.

Father,
please keep your fangs to yourself.

Yeah, don't blow this.

Follow me.

- Hi, hi, hi.
- Hi, hi.

Lily, I want a picture of you.

Idontfeelgood.

Just in case you're wondering,
this is the party I'm all gussied up for.

The residents throw
a big Halloween bash every year.

Boy, we sure picked a happening area.

I'm getting a little worried we might be
too boring for this hipster neighborhood.

Speak for yourself.

I'm always the first on the dance floor
at every funeral.

I bet you are.

You look so good!

Happy Halloween.

Oh, my! What beautiful children.

Are you planning on having kids?

Well, I'm a little young for children.
I'm only 150.

Although you know what they say.

What... what's that?

150 is the new 100.

Oh. Oh!

You are a trip.

A trip?

- Hollywood lingo.
- Oh!

Well, what do you think? Cute, right?

Oh, my!

Herman?

I know. It's perfect.

It's more than perfect, it's breathtaking.

I've always wanted to be featured
in better tombs and gardens.

Uh, okay, you crazy jokesters.
Uh, follow me.

Herman, why is she walking towards
that hideous monstrosity?

I think Barbara is trying to swindle us
into buying that abomination.

She must think we're yokels
straight off the garlic wagon.

Herman, deal with this!
Show her who you're made of.

Yeah, you're the man of the house.

Look, Barbara.

I must inform you
that we munsters were not born yesterday.

I mean, some of my parts were,
of course... but that's besides the point.

I want this house.

- And I'm not gonna pay more than...
- Sold.

Please, please. Don't argue with me.

You'll only embarrass yourself.

Let's be civilized.

Whatever you say. The house is yours.

Now, now, you don't want me to get tough.

What?

Wait. What'd you just say?

The house is yours.

This place has been a Thorn in my butt
for the past two years.

If you wanna buy it
and restore it to its former glory,

then you just go for it, honey!

And another thing,
we don't want one grave moved.

We're very sociable people.

Um, okay. No problem.

If you think it looks wonderful now,
just wait until we get finished with it.

I can't wait to start poking around
the backyard.

Who knows who I might find?

So, when do you wanna move in?

Right now!

Well, now what?

We've got the house of our dreams,
but we are flat broke.

I guess we all have to get jobs.

No, no, no, no.

I mean, I'm the man of the house.

Tomorrow I'll go out and get a job.

Doing what, exactly?

I don't know. I mean,
I'm pretty sure any business

would wanna have me around the office
as eye candy.

What's that sound?

You know what that sounds like?
A witch burning.

Lily! Come look!

Well, I guess we should check it out.

Yeah, okay.

Oh, my!

J” El vampiro j”

I think now would be the perfect time

to go out and introduce ourselves
to the neighbors.

That's a grand idea. We don't want them
thinking that the munsters are snobs.

Speak for yourself.

We come from a long line of bluebloods.

Snobbery is in our veins.

J” El vampiro j”

j” I/ampiro j”

J” taste enough fresh blood j”

j” / feel no remorse j”

j” why, why? J”

j” wriymi

j” El vampiro j”

J” where do you go
when your loved ones drop dead? J”

j” to gateman, goodbury & graves j”

j” what do you do
when they turn stiff as lead? J”

j” call gateman, goodbury& graves j”

Very good. I think it's going to be a hit.

It is now time to announce the winner.

Oh!

We have been secretly
monitoring your attire

throughout the festivities

and have made our decisions.

And all decisions are final.

Much like the icy touch
of the grim reaper.

That was a joke.

The winner is...

Mmmmm

the munster family!

Oh!

Herman, why is everyone staring at us?

I think we just won.

What did we win?

Well, it's obviously
a beauty contest.

I say we grab the dough and get out
of here before they change their mind.

Gaze upon these glorious rags of horror.

Well, uh, this is quite the welcome.

Uh, you see, um... uh, my family and I
just moved to this neighborhood

only one hour ago.

We are now the proud owner
of that beautiful little number, 1313.

This is my beautiful wife, Lily.
She's dressed to kill.

Unfortunately,
she cooks the same way.

Okay, I think that's quite enough.

Okay, okay. Hey, everybody,
thanks so much for the moola.

And if anyone's hiring,
my dopey son-in-law's looking for a job.

Okay, thank you! Come on.

- We're number one!
- Okay.

We're number one!

Oh, my goodness.
Well, I'll have to visit you. Thank you.

A ghost walks into the bar
and orders a shot of vodka.

Listen, there's no blood in this.
I don't know, someone's playing a joke.

Well, yes. You know...

And the bartender says,
"sorry, we don't serve spirits here."

Excuse me! Uh, lin! Oh, hi!

Uh, why don't we, uh, go over here?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I got a million, believe me.
Fellas, you're gonna love it.

Is it true you are looking
for gainful employment?

Uh, because if it is, we might have
something of interest to you.

Well, I hope it's
in the entertainment business.

No, we're in the business of death.

The finest funeral parlor
in all of mockingbird heights.

I am Mr. Gateman.

I am Mr. Goodbury.

And I am Mr. Graves.

Funeral parlor.

I think I can dig that.

We need a man to move some
of our larger clients from box to box.

I've got experience in that.

We don't like to leave the stiffs
lying around for more than 48 hours or so.

They, uh, tend to ferment.

Have you fellas heard
about the new glass coffins?

We have not. Are they successful?

Remains to be seen, Mr. Gateman.

Remains to be seen.

After you, my dear.

Boy, what a fun group!

I have to admit, I haven't had
that much fun since storming the bastille.

Well, I don't know about you two,
but I'm exhausted.

Those neighbors
sure can talk your ears off.

Oh, what's wrong?

I'm just checking to see
if my ears are still there.

I'd hate to lose one.
Makes my reading glasses hang funny.

Okay, I'm gonna hit the slab.

Good nightmare!

J” good n/ght to you
my dear father-in-law j”

Darn, darn, darn!

Oh, hermie, you're so talented.

I loved you once,
but now you belong with the dead

I want to live.
Even in this strange, new world.

Oh, yeah!

Herman, what're you doing?

Just practicing a few moves.

Thursday night
is league night at the parlor.

I thought you hated bowling.

Besides, you haven't even started
your new job yet.

Trying to get ready.
Can't let the fellas down.

I know, but let's not get carried away.

It's deadl

For thy sake, / was buried alive.

Come to bed, dear.

You don't wanna be tired
for your first day of work.

I really like that Mr. Gateman.

He paid me the nicest compliment.

Oh, what was it?

He said,
"munster, you have a face for funerals."

How sweet. And how true.

Let me go! Let me go! Don't k/ll me!

Still got it.

So what do you have planned for today?

Oh, I was gonna hang around the house
for a little while,

see if I can figure out a way
to turn Igor back into his old self.

Oh, I kind of like the new Igor.
He's got a lot more pep.

Yeah.

The time is get-to-work,
you big dummy. Nevermore.

Oh, golly. I'm gonna be late.

Don't forget your lunch.

I made you a special surprise
for your first day.

Chocolate chip cookies
shaped like Mickey mouse?

You'll find out at lunch.

Gotta boogie.

Knock 'em dead.

I'm pretty sure they already are.

But it's always good to double-check.

Have fun.

Bummer. What a crummy day.

Lily! Lily, come quick!

911 emergency.

Car 54, where are you?

Herman, what is the matter?

It's a freak show out there.

Everywhere you look,
it's more horrible than the next.

I think we've been invaded
by outer space mutants.

What are you talking about?

All the beautiful people from last night

have been replaced
by these hideous creatures.

Oh, Herman. Don't be so dramatic.

Everybody looks different
in the daylight. Let me take a look.

No, don't. Don't, don't!

Icantlook.

The horror.

- I, for one, just don't understand it.
- Neither do I.

What happened to all the hotties
from last night?

What are we gonna do?

We can't live like this,
with people that look like that.

I agree with my favorite son-in-law.

- It's a disgrace!
- Yeah.

Herman munster.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.

I expect this from my father, but you?

Everyone can't be as fortunate as us.

It's what's inside a person that counts.

Well then,
I'm gonna need a pair of X-ray glasses

because I can't handle the outside.

He's right. I haven't seen anything
that gruesome in all of my lives.

Oh, no! It's one of those freaks.

Don't answer it.

We are going to answer that door
as a family

and greet whoever is there as our equal.

Okay, but I hope this lessens the shock.

Follow me.

Your wife is scary.

I know.

Lily!

Lester.

What are you doing here?

You got a lot of nerve coming here,
buster.

After what you pulled,
I oughta belt you right in the kisser.

Herman, baby. Before you go
all ape on me, I got a surprise.

I made a killing in Vegas
after that castle deal.

And here's your share!

- What's it say?
- Come on, spit it out.

Herman.

- I'm rich.
- [Gasps}

- I'm rich! I'm rich!
- What?

I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich!

J” way back home in transylvania j”

j” through the fog and gloom j”

j” / think / see a light
burning in the castle j”

j” must be the cofiin room j”

j” now sleeping in the box lies Lily j”

j” oh, man, she is a groovy chick j”

j” and way down in the dungeon j”

j” her father, the
count, of magic tricks j”

j” ooh, they are the munsters j”

j” the y're freaky, cuckoo
and a little insane j”

j” ah, they are the munsters j”

j” they're loud in town
on mockingbird Lane j”

j” remember, if the tomb is rocking
don't come knocking j”

J” up the road
comes a tall, green strangerj”

j” his head is large and flat j”

j” electric bolts protrude from his neck j”

j” that's hermie, a wild, crazy catj”

j” he's come to see dear li/yj”

j” a soul mate from the grave j”

j” he loves her with his blackened heart j”

j” like a cofiin of bats loves a cave j”

j” ooh, they are the munsters j”

j” the y're freaky, cuckoo
and a little insane j”

j” ah, they are the munsters j”

j” they're loud in town
on mockingbird Lane j”

j” ah, this song makes me want to dance j”

j” lmust be a boogeyman j”

ha-ha-ha!

J” now soaring above the old cemetery j”

j” is a fine old bat named lgorj”

j” he is heading straight
to the munster house j”

j” a dwelling some consider an eyesore j”

j” ah, but the neighbors
don't understand j”

j” what madness happens inside j”

j” and the wacky hype truths
these munsters create j”

j” every minute's
like the Salem witch trials j”

J” ooh, they are the munsters j”

j” the y're freaky, cuckoo
and a little insane j”

j” ah, they are the munsters j”

j” they're loud in town
on mockingbird Lane j”

j” freaky, freaky mockingbird Lane j”

j” freaky, freaky, a little insane j”

j” freaky, freaky mockingbird Lane j”

j” freaky, freaky, a little insane j”