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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:35,538 [ Turkey Gobbling ] 2 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,914 [ Film Reel Turning On Projector ] 3 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,915 [ Woman ] IS EVERYBODY READY? [ Man ] YES, JUNE. 4 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,917 [ Boy ] I'LL THREAD IT UP. 5 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,919 [ June ] OKAY, REFRESHMENTS ON THE TABLE. EVERYBODY COMFORTABLE? 6 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,922 [ Man ] YES. ♪♪ [ Boy Singing ] 7 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,931 [ June ] NO REMARKS THIS YEAR, OKAY? [ Man Sighs ] JESUS! 8 00:00:51,932 --> 00:00:54,927 OH, NO. [ June ] THE CAMERA IS READY TO ROLL. 9 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:57,930 AND LOOK AT MY BOY! IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY... 10 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,602 [ Projector Motor Stalls ] AAH! OH, FUCK IT. 11 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:02,443 [ Boy Laughs ] 12 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:07,441 YEOW! HEE HEE HEE! 13 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:09,071 [ Man ] LIGHTS! CAMERA! 14 00:01:09,072 --> 00:01:10,569 ♪♪ [ Man, June Together ] ACTION! 15 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,571 ♪♪ OHH! HERE'S JOSH! 16 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,242 ♪♪ THERE'S MY BUDDY. ALL RIGHT. 17 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,250 ♪♪ [ Vocal: R&B ] LOOK AT THAT SMILE. I WAS A REALLY CUTE KID. 18 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:21,496 ♪♪ [ Continues ] [ June ] THERE'S GRANDPA. 19 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:25,129 [ Josh ] OH, HEY, HEY. HERE'S WHERE WE FIRST MET, IVAN. REMEMBER THAT? 20 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:27,086 GIVE ME THAT. 21 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,877 [ All Chattering ] 22 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,300 [ Josh ] SORRY, GUY. 23 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:35,261 [ June ] THERE ARE THOSE TWO NEGRO PERFORMERS, THE STINKY MOODS. 24 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,892 [ Josh, Ivan ] SWANKY MODES! [ June ] OH, YEAH. 25 00:01:37,893 --> 00:01:40,767 I GOT IT. THE SWANKY MODES. 26 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,808 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THEM, ANYWAY? 27 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,521 [ Ivan ] THEY'RE LEGENDS, JUNE. 28 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:47,524 TIPS OUT, TIPS OUT, SLAP ME, UNDERNEATH! 29 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,734 [ June ] DON'T DO THAT! 30 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,605 [ Ivan ] OH, TOUGH BREAK. 31 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:56,407 BABE RUTH PLAY-OFFS. COME ON, JOSH, GET THAT BIG HIT. 32 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,448 THIS IS WHEN HE STRUCK OUT. 33 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:02,332 BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, BASES LOADED. WE LOST THE SECTION 3 DIVISION. 34 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:04,121 FOUR-C REGIONALS. 35 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,126 [ Ivan ] STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT! [ Josh ] GET OVER IT. 36 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,377 [ Man ] WHY DIDN'T YOU BUNT? YOU STRUCK OUT! SWUNG AWAY! 37 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:12,050 I TOLD YOU TO BUNT! [ Josh ] YOU SAID SWING AWAY. 38 00:02:12,051 --> 00:02:15,089 [ June ] SECOND PLACE. WHAT WAS THAT, HONEY? 39 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:18,314 [ Josh ] A HIGH-GAIN RADIO FREQUENCY ELECTROSTATIC STORAGE UNIT. 40 00:02:18,315 --> 00:02:20,305 CAN YOU SEE IT? LOOK. 41 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,976 [ June ] WHAT WAS YOURS, IVAN? [ Ivan ] AN EDIBLE TUBER. 42 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:26,267 [ Josh ] A POTATO. A POTATO. 43 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:28,272 [ Ivan ] DENISE TRATTAGLIA, MY FIRST LOVE. 44 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:31,281 [ June ] SHE'S A PHYSICAL THERAPIST NOW. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 45 00:02:31,282 --> 00:02:33,277 [ Josh ] I REALLY LIKED PEGGY CORNISH. 46 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:36,449 [ Ivan Laughs ] HOW MANY STITCHES DID SHE GET, JOSH? 47 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:39,867 [ Josh ] HEY. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. IT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ANYBODY. 48 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:43,247 [ Ivan ] PROM NIGHT IN THE EMERGENCY WARD HAVING HER BREAST STITCHED UP. 49 00:02:43,248 --> 00:02:45,248 WHAT A DATE. [ Josh ] SHUT UP! 50 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:48,290 [ June Laughing ] LOOK AT THESE CLOWNS. 51 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:50,304 WATCH, WATCH. WATCH THE CAR. WATCH! 52 00:02:50,305 --> 00:02:53,626 [ Dad ] I'M WATCHING! I'VE SEEN IT. 53 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:57,092 [ June ] THIS IS THE PART... THIS GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME. 54 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,095 I JUST FEEL LIKE CRYING. 55 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:02,596 [ Dad ] HERE'S THE PART THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME WANNA PUKE. 56 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,890 NOT A HALF BAD FILM, JOSHIE BOY. GETS BETTER EVERY YEAR. 57 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,900 [ June ] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY. THANKS, MOM. 58 00:03:07,901 --> 00:03:11,476 NOT HALF BAD? IT'S CRAP! CRUMMY, LOUSY SENIOR CLASS PROJECT! 59 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,113 WHAT'S HE DONE SINCE? NOTHIN'! 60 00:03:13,114 --> 00:03:16,487 [ June ] SIDNEY! ZERO. 61 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,488 [ Josh ] DAD. SIDNEY. 62 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:22,538 - HAVE YOU CALLED STU BEAUMONT? - DAD, I DON'T THINK I'D REALLY BE HAPPY AT H&R BLOCK. 63 00:03:22,539 --> 00:03:25,156 [ Sidney ] HAPPY? SIDNEY, DON'T START. 64 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:29,171 - I GOTTA GO, MOM. COME ON, IVAN, WE'RE LATE. - I'LL SAVE THE CAKE FOR YOU. 65 00:03:29,172 --> 00:03:31,168 [ Josh ] DAD PUT HIS FINGERS IN IT! 66 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,630 YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET HIM HAVE A PIECE OF HIS BIRTHDAY CAKE. 67 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:35,631 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS STARTING THINGS? 68 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:37,639 I ASKED HIM TO CALL STU BEAUMONT. 69 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,845 JOSH, AFTER SEEING THAT FILM OF YOURS FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN FOUR YEARS, 70 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:45,847 I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED. 71 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:49,230 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING I'M DOING. 72 00:03:49,231 --> 00:03:51,229 YOU GOT ME THIS SECURITY JOB. 73 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,569 BUT THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 74 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:56,607 I GOT A SHITTY JOB, BUT I KNOW IT'S A SHITTY JOB. 75 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:59,322 YOU, YOU GOT NO AMBITION. 76 00:03:59,324 --> 00:04:00,914 YOU'RE CONTENT JUST EXISTING. 77 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:05,244 - YOU NEED WHAT I GOT, MAN. - HERPES? 78 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,535 NO. BALLS. 79 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,879 [ Tires Screech ] [ Crash ] 80 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,176 [ Beeping ] 81 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:29,689 - YOU BOYS ARE 3 MINUTES LATE. - [ Ivan ] I KNOW, SIR, BUT JOSH HAS A VERY GOOD EXCUSE. 82 00:04:29,690 --> 00:04:31,937 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM, JOSH? 83 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,939 [ Man ] YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME. 84 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,901 [ Josh ] YOU SEE, IT'S, UM... 85 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:39,492 THREE MINUTES IS FIVE PERCENT OF AN HOUR. 86 00:04:39,493 --> 00:04:41,948 UH, YEAH, UM... 87 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,325 IT'S KIND OF UNBELIEVABLE, UH... 88 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,326 ANYBODY ELSE WHO HAD SAVED PABLO CASALS, 89 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:50,167 PERHAPS THE GREATEST CELLIST IN THE WORLD, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF YO-YO MA, 90 00:04:50,168 --> 00:04:53,165 FROM A FIERY CAR WRECK ON SUNSET BOULEVARD WOULD BE BRAGGING ABOUT IT. 91 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:56,548 BUT NOT JOSH. HE DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL THE 11:00 NEWS FOR YOU. 92 00:04:56,549 --> 00:04:59,547 DON'T BULLSHIT ME. I'M A BIG CELLO FAN! 93 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,509 CASALS DIED YEARS AGO! 94 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:05,138 NOW GET OUTTA HERE, BOYS, AND MAN YOUR STATIONS. 95 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,059 MOVE IT! 96 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,308 ARE YOU CRAZY? MM-HMM. 97 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,310 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT OUR STATIONS. 98 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,943 DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT COVERED. COVERED? NORTON CAN SEE EVERYTHING. 99 00:05:16,944 --> 00:05:19,949 NO, HE CAN'T. I DID THAT WIRE-SWITCHING THING YOU SHOWED ME. 100 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:23,195 YOU REPATCHED THE DIGITAL FRAME STORER WITH THE RECYCLE PROGRAM? YEP. 101 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,198 - DID IT WORK? - I HOPE SO. 102 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,076 [ Laughing ] IVAN! 103 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,537 IVAN, WHAT'S GOING ON? 104 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,868 [ Beeping ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 105 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,624 LET'S GO! 106 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,665 HERE HE IS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOSH! [ Guests Chattering ] 107 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,670 WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? I GUESS THEY SAW THE AD. 108 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:43,303 NO, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE. THIS IS A HIGH-SECURITY COMPLEX. 109 00:05:43,304 --> 00:05:45,302 IVAN! 110 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:48,473 [ TV: Reporter ] THE LATEST CASUALTY IN A RASH OF HOSTILE TAKEOVERS... 111 00:05:48,474 --> 00:05:51,017 IS THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE. 112 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,268 - IT WORKS. - WHAT? 113 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,480 [ TV Continues ] WHAT WORKS? 114 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:57,565 OH, UH, WE WORK. 115 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,356 RIGHT, SIR? 116 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,987 TAKE OVER. THANK YOU. 117 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,988 [ TV: Reporter ] ...AND IS SPIRALING TOWARD EARTH AT INCREDIBLE SPEED. 118 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:09,660 [ Door Closes ] NASA ADVISES US, HOWEVER, THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM... 119 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,079 [ Shouting, Laughing ] 120 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,080 OH, NO. 121 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,292 OH, GEEZ. 122 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,462 THE DEEJAY HAS ARRIVED! 123 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:21,592 IVAN, DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND? 124 00:06:21,593 --> 00:06:24,220 YEAH, DON'T MENTION IT. ♪♪ [ R&B Funk ] 125 00:06:24,221 --> 00:06:27,428 ♪♪ 126 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,806 ♪♪ [ Both ] SWANKY MODES! 127 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:37,807 ♪♪ 128 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,396 ♪♪ [ Both Barking ] 129 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,446 ♪♪ F-TAK! 130 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,906 ♪♪ UNO, DOS, QUATRO! 131 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,907 ♪♪ 132 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,409 ♪♪ [ Ivan Laughing ] 133 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:55,414 ♪♪ YEAH! SUCK ON THIS, STU BEAUMONT! 134 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,875 ♪♪ 135 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,795 [ Swanky Modes ] ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT I'D FIND THAT SPECIAL GIRL ♪ 136 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:03,126 ♪♪ VERY IMPRESSIVE, J.T. 137 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:06,131 ♪♪ BUT HERE'S MY CHANCE! I GOTS TO DANCE! 138 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:10,388 ♪♪ IS THIS RECORDING? IS THIS THING RECORDING? 139 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,849 ♪ IN A GOLDFISH BOWL ♪ 140 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,686 [ Laughing ] 141 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,361 ♪ THAT'S WHEN YOU HOOKED ♪ ♪ HOOKED ♪ 142 00:07:22,362 --> 00:07:24,694 ♪ ON ME, BABY ♪ 143 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:27,445 ♪ THREW A NET AROUND MY HEART ♪ 144 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,447 ♪ I SAY, YOU HOOKED ♪ ♪ HOOKED ♪ 145 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,489 ♪ ON ME, LADY ♪ 146 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,160 ♪ NOW WE'LL NEVER, EVER ♪ 147 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:36,621 ♪ NEVER, NEVER DRIFT APART ♪ 148 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,459 ♪ YEAH ♪ 149 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,960 HAH! ♪ THAT LADY KISSED A FROG ♪ 150 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,303 ♪ AND HE TURNED INTO A PRINCE ♪ 151 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,051 ♪ THEN SHE KISSED PEPE LE PEW ♪ 152 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:52,222 ♪ AND THAT SKUNK START SPEAKIN' FRENCH ♪ 153 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,563 ♪ I'LL BE WAITIN' WITH MY LIPS ALL PUCKERED ♪ 154 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,146 ♪ I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER ♪ 155 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,524 ♪ AND NOT YO' SUCKER ♪ 156 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:05,105 ♪ THAT'S WHEN YOU HOOKED ♪ ♪ HOOKED ♪ 157 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,445 ♪ ON ME, BABY ♪ 158 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:09,356 ♪ THREW A NET AROUND MY HEART ♪ 159 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,494 ♪ I SAY, YOU HOOKED ♪ ♪ HOOKED ♪ 160 00:08:11,495 --> 00:08:13,618 ♪ ON ME, LADY ♪ 161 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,494 ♪ NOW WE'LL NEVER, EVER ♪ 162 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:21,075 ♪ NEVER, NEVER DRIFT APART ♪ ♪ DRIFT APART ♪ 163 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:24,795 ♪ OOH-HOO ♪ 164 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:27,716 ♪ YEAH-YEAH-YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 165 00:08:27,717 --> 00:08:30,007 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 166 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,685 [ Zipper Unzips ] 167 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,226 [ Urinating ] 168 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,649 [ Zipper Zips Up ] [ Urinal Flushes ] 169 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,655 ♪ HOOKED ME, BABY ♪ ♪ I SAID, I SAID ♪ 170 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:59,871 ♪ I SAY, YOU HOOKED ME, BABY ♪ ♪ I SAY YOU HOOKED ME, BABY ♪♪ 171 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,713 [ Singer Laughs ] [ Beeping ] 172 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,131 [ Beeping Continues ] 173 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,509 DID YOU SEE ANYTHING STRANGE? 174 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,510 NO. STRANGE? NO. 175 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,512 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO? 176 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,515 I SAW A U.F.O.P. 177 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,516 U.F.O.P.? 178 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:22,395 UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE ON PREMISES. 179 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:25,186 OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T SEE NOBODY... [ Mumbling ] 180 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,940 BAIL, PIG DICK. I'M COMMANDEERING THIS PUPPY. 181 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:30,945 ♪♪ [ Continues ] IVAN! 182 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:33,236 HOLD IT! EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! 183 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,240 LET'S ALL SHOW JOSH WHAT WE THINK OF HIM. 184 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,245 LET'S PITCH IN AND HELP CLEAN UP. 185 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,624 THEY LOVE YOU, MAN! [ Groaning ] OW! 186 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,745 [ Laughing, Shouting ] AW, SHIT! 187 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,755 ♪ RVTV ♪ 188 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,626 [ Bartender ] CLOSIN' TIME. 189 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,639 LOSING THOSE JOBS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US. 190 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,638 WE'RE FREE TO PURSUE OUR DESTINY. 191 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,640 WHAT, ABYSMAL FAILURE? 192 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,982 NEGATIVITY FESTERS IN YOU, MAN. 193 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,647 HOW'D YOU EVER GET TO BE MY FRIEND? 194 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:09,734 ♪♪ [ Disco ] 195 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,735 [ Ivan ] OOH, CHECK THIS OUT. 196 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,737 [ Man ] ♪ I FEEL YOUR LOVE ATTACKIN' ME ♪ 197 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,905 STUPID, INANE, 198 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,909 VAPID, MIND-ROT, 199 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,622 STENCH, PABLUM. 200 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,624 YEAH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 201 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,625 YOU COULD DO THAT. ♪ I FEEL YOUR LOVE ATTACKIN' ME ♪ 202 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,047 I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT. 203 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,048 [ Ding ] 204 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:36,340 YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU COULD! 205 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,514 WHERE'S THAT VIDEO YOU MADE TONIGHT? QUICK, GIVE IT TO ME. 206 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,684 EASY, EASY. 207 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,305 DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A CREATIVE GENIUS? 208 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,314 [ Laughing ] 209 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,734 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MAYBE HE'S NOT A GENIUS, BUT HE CERTAINLY IS CREATIVE. 210 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,645 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? HE'S AN ARTIST. 211 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,660 I'M UNEMPLOYED. ALL GOOD ARTISTS ARE UNEMPLOYED. 212 00:10:56,661 --> 00:11:01,535 UNTIL THEY FIND A MANAGER, A GUY LIKE ME WHO WILL MOLD THEIR TALENTS INTO COLD CASH, 213 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,496 A GUY WHO WILL TAP INTO THAT VAST STORE OF POTENTIAL... 214 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,668 THAT LIES DORMANT BENEATH THAT GRUBBY LITTLE EXTERIOR. 215 00:11:08,753 --> 00:11:10,795 YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT. 216 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:14,166 YEAH, WELL, THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE FULL OF SHIT MAKING MONEY, 217 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,884 AND I'M NOT GONNA BE THE EXCEPTION. 218 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:22,215 THIS IS OUR TICKET, AND YOU ARE GONNA START MAKING MUSIC VIDEOS. 219 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,808 ME? 220 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:27,019 WE'LL CALL OURSELVES... WE'LL CALL OURSELVES THE VIDEO GUYS. 221 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,020 WE'LL CALL OURSELVES... BOTTOMS UP, ACE. 222 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,652 VIDEO ACES. THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL OURSELVES. 223 00:11:31,653 --> 00:11:34,026 VIDEO ACES. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? 224 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:38,405 WE ARE GOING TO BECOME THE MOST SOUGHT-AFTER TEAM ON EARTH. 225 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,534 YOU GAVE UP JOBS WITH SECURITY... 226 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,575 FOR SHOW BUSINESS? 227 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,918 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, SHOW BUSINESS IS A... 228 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:48,996 LOUSY BUSINESS. RIGHT. 229 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE IN SHOW BUSINESS. BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT. 230 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:55,929 I'M CONAN FROM THE UNIVERSAL STUDIO TOURS. THAT'S A GREAT JOB. 231 00:11:55,930 --> 00:12:00,505 AND FOR EVERYBODY IN THIS BUSINESS THAT MAKES IT LIKE ME, THERE'S A HUNDRED THAT DON'T. 232 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,139 LOOK, DAD, VIDEO IS THE FUTURE. 233 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,060 WE CAN'T LOSE. 234 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,345 HA! 235 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,151 I'M GONNA MAKE HIM EAT THAT SYLLABLE. 236 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:18,445 ROSES ARE RED, 237 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,986 VIOLETS ARE BLUE. 238 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:25,161 THE RUSSIANS HAVE SATELLITE LASER WEAPONS. 239 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,705 WHY CAN'T WE TOO? 240 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,616 OKAY, KIDS. 241 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,044 HIT IT! ♪ RING AROUND THE ROSIE ♪ 242 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,755 ♪ POCKETFUL OF POSIES ♪ 243 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,796 ♪♪ [ Chorus ] ♪ ASHES, ASHES WE ALL FALL DOWN ♪♪ 244 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,801 [ Announcer ] VOTE FOR NORMAN MART FOR PRESIDENT. 245 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,183 HERE'S WHAT THE PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY. 246 00:12:45,184 --> 00:12:48,189 THE MAN KNOWS SOMETHIN' ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY. 247 00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:50,225 [ TV: Man ] THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A WINNER. 248 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,228 [ Woman ] HE'S HONEST, HE'S A GOOD POLITICIAN, AND HE KNOWS ABOUT THE BOMB. 249 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,981 BE LIKE ME... VOTE FOR NORMAN MART AND REPAVE AMERICA. 250 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,985 [ Gasps ] SIDNEY! 251 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,155 [ Josh Humming Dramatic Music ] 252 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,946 AAAAH! 253 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,327 JOSH... 254 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:09,328 WELCOME TO THE WORLD CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS OF VIDEO ACES. 255 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,960 SORRY ABOUT THE APPEARANCE. IT'S JUST TEMPORARY. 256 00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:14,338 HOW MANY PHONE LINES DO YOU HAVE? HI, MOM. 257 00:13:14,339 --> 00:13:16,706 WHAT IS THAT CABLE DOING IN MY LIVING ROOM? 258 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,510 THAT'S JUST UNTIL WE GET 220 INSTALLED IN THE HOUSE, DAD. 259 00:13:19,511 --> 00:13:22,637 STU BEAUMONT TOLD ME YOU FORGOT TO CALL HIM TODAY! DAD, I... 260 00:13:22,638 --> 00:13:26,886 I FINALLY REALIZED WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME. 261 00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:29,266 I'M HAPPY. YOU HAPPY, MOM? 262 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,267 I DON'T THINK SO, SON. 263 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,269 YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 264 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,271 SID, JOSH IS A VISUAL VISIONARY. 265 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,280 HE COMMUNICATES IN IMAGES, NOT ANTIQUATED VERBOSITY. 266 00:13:38,281 --> 00:13:41,276 THAT COULD BE THE REASON HE'S BEEN SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. 267 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,909 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BE DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. 268 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,448 YOU'RE GETTING THAT CRAP OUT OF HERE NOW! 269 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:50,955 NO! THIS IS MY BIG OPPORTUNITY, AND I'M NOT GONNA BLOW IT! 270 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,956 SIDNEY... OUT! 271 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,128 COULD THIS BE DANGEROUS? OUT! 272 00:13:55,129 --> 00:13:59,166 ♪♪ [ Radio: Yodeling ] [ Yodeling Along ] 273 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,172 COME ON. 274 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,843 ♪♪ [ Continues ] [ Continues Yodeling ] 275 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,012 ENCINO TOWN HOUSE. 276 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:10,057 NINETEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS. 277 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,476 FUCK THAT. 278 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:16,146 YOU KNOW, IN PRIMITIVE SOCIETIES AFTER THEY SEVER THE UMBILICAL CORD, 279 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,067 THEY EAT THE PLACENTA IN A RITUALISTIC CEREMONY. 280 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,195 WANT A BITE? 281 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,196 [ Josh ] LET'S HEAD DOWNTOWN. 282 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,079 WE'LL FIND SOMETHING THERE THAT'S CHEAPER. 283 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:33,615 SMOGGY, HARSH, UGLY, RAT-INFESTED. 284 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,395 THIS PLACE LOOKS PRETTY WEIRD, IVAN. 285 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,067 [ Knocks ] HI! THE DOOR WAS OPEN! 286 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,834 WE'RE HERE ABOUT THE LOFT. 287 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,924 [ Shotgun Blasts Continue ] 288 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,375 YOU GUYS WANNA SHARE THIS SPACE? 289 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,970 UH... 290 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,177 WELL, WE DID. 291 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:31,178 BUT WE HAVE SOME VERY SPECIFIC NEEDS. 292 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:35,938 THERE IS OUR CORPORATE IMAGE TO THINK ABOUT, SECURITY... I MEAN, THAT DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN. 293 00:15:35,939 --> 00:15:38,185 POWER... ACCESS TO POWER. YOU UNDERSTAND. 294 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,188 OF COURSE, WE ALSO WOULD'VE HAD TO WORK OUT... 295 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,528 SOME KIND OF MUTUALLY SATISFACTORY RENTAL AGREEMENT, SO... 296 00:15:43,529 --> 00:15:46,526 IS THAT IT? THIS PLACE IS FREE. MY DAD OWNS IT. 297 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,529 FREE? WE'LL TAKE IT! THAT SOUNDS GREAT! 298 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,825 GREAT. DON'T WANT THIS. 299 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,116 CONGRATULATIONS. JOSH. 300 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,960 COME MEET OUR NEW FRIEND. 301 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,378 HI. I'M BELINDA. 302 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,587 YOU LIKE IT? 303 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,589 LIKE IT? WHAT IS IT? 304 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,011 I CALL IT DESTRUCTION OF ART. 305 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,014 UH-HUH. 306 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,175 THINK OF THAT LITTLE TRAIN WHEN YOU WERE A KID IN SCHOOL AND YOU READ THAT BOOK: 307 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,811 "I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN." 308 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,192 BUT NOW THE TRAIN'S NOT SAYING, "I THINK I CAN." 309 00:16:21,193 --> 00:16:25,275 IT'S SAYING, "CASH FLOW, CASH FLOW, CASH FLOW, CASH FLOW." 310 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,276 SHOULDN'T YOU BE ON THAT TRAIN, 311 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,028 GOING UP THAT MOUNTAIN TO PERSONAL FREEDOM? 312 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:34,082 THE BOOK PROSPERITY THROUGH EXPLOITATION I WROTE WHEN I WAS BROKE. 313 00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:37,078 IT'S LIKE HOLDING THE KEYS TO MY BRAIN, 314 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:41,331 LIKE HAVING THE ABILITY TO REACH IN, OPEN UP MY HEAD AND DIVING IN, 315 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,377 BUT WITHOUT ALL THE MESS. 316 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:47,128 IVAN, WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING JOSH SET UP THE EQUIPMENT? 317 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,925 HE'S AN ARTIST. HE'S HANDS-ON. 318 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,926 YOU KNOW WHAT I DO? 319 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:55,468 I USE MY SELLING TECHNIQUES TO GIVE MY ARTIST FRIEND THE PERSONAL FREEDOM HE NEEDS. 320 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,480 FREEDOM, CHOICES, POSSIBILITIES. THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT. 321 00:16:58,481 --> 00:17:00,476 BORING ADMINISTRATIVE STUFF, YOU KNOW. 322 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,146 I ENVY HIM. 323 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:05,067 [ On TV ] I'M NOT JUST ANY GET-RICH-QUICK GUY. 324 00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:07,526 COULD YOU GET ME ANOTHER DRINK? YEAH. 325 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,527 LOOK, IVAN, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT PUTTING TOO MUCH FAITH IN ME. 326 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,070 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I... "IF"? 327 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,124 INSTANT FAILURE, FEAR, FALSE EVIDENCE APPEARING REAL. 328 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,119 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 329 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:21,961 NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR DOUBT. NOW'S THE TIME FOR ACTION. 330 00:17:21,962 --> 00:17:23,958 SHIT, MAN. 331 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,960 YOU'RE A GENIUS. YEAH, RIGHT. 332 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,839 YOU ARE. [ TV Continues ] 333 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,674 [ Josh ] THANKS. 334 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,675 [ TV: Man ] THANKS FOR LISTENING. [ TV: Woman ] THANK YOU, DON. 335 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,096 - COULD YOU MOVE? - WHAT? 336 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,097 I CAN'T SEE. [ TV ] I'M ROSCOE FROM ROSCOE'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES. 337 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,100 OH. SORRY. 338 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,772 WE'VE GOT THE LOWEST WAFFLE AND CHICKEN PRICES IN TOWN. 339 00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:48,150 WE HAVE GOT THE COMPETITION SCARED CHICKEN WITH OUR LOW PRICES. 340 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,401 [ Ivan ] WHAT A GEEK. [ Belinda ] I DON'T THINK HE'S SO BAD. 341 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,405 HE'S A MORON. 342 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,406 HERE'S OUR DRUMSTICK ECONOMY DINNER. 343 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,408 HE'S EVOCATIVE WITHOUT BEING TOO EXPANSIVE. 344 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,244 BELINDA, THAT'S CRAP. 345 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,455 [ Belinda ] YOU COULD DO BETTER? 346 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,165 YEAH. 347 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,166 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I COULD. 348 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:09,208 TAKE THE LADYBIRD JOHNSON OFF-RAMP AND CUT A LEFT. 349 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:12,174 HI, ROSCOE. IVAN ALEXEEV, VIDEO ACES. 350 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:15,344 YO, FRIENDS, CHECK THIS OUT. 351 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,965 [ Rapping ] ♪ ROSCOE'S THE NAME AND THEY CALL ME THE KING ♪ 352 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,684 ♪ GRANDMASTER OF THE CHICKEN AND THE WAFFLE THING ♪ 353 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,475 ♪ I SAID, NOW READ MY LIPS ♪ 354 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,147 ♪ AND, FRIENDS DON'T MISS A WORD ♪ 355 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,148 ♪ 'CAUSE THE GRANDMASTER'S GONNA ♪ 356 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,319 ♪ GIVE YOU THE BIRD ♪ 357 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,070 ♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪ YO! 358 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:38,617 ♪ WE GOT FUEL FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ 359 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,368 ♪ NOW, I'M THE BADDEST DEEJAY ON THE FAST-FOOD SCENE ♪ 360 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,332 ♪ AND MY FOOD'S SO CHEAP ♪ 361 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,625 ♪ YOU'LL LICK YOUR PLATE CLEAN ♪ 362 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,586 ♪ WHEN I THROW DOWN THE LADIES ALL BEG ♪ 363 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:54,048 ♪ ROSCOE, LET ME TASTE YOUR CHICKEN LEG ♪ 364 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:58,260 ♪ COME ON, FLY GIRLS AND WIGGLE DEM DERE BOTTOMS ♪ 365 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:02,015 ♪ WAFFLES JUST PANCAKES WITH LITTLE SQUARES ON 'EM ♪ 366 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,936 ♪♪ [ Scratching ] 367 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,146 ♪ NOW, WHEN YOU SALIVATE ♪ 368 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,687 ♪ AND HEAR PAVLOV'S BELL ♪ 369 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,985 ♪ DON'T GO TO NO PLACE WHERE THEY SERVE YOU ILL ♪ 370 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:13,896 OOH! 371 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,404 ♪ ROSCOE'S ♪ 372 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,864 ♪ THAT'S THE PLACE TO BE ♪ 373 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,525 ♪ JUST LIKE YOU SEE IT ♪ 374 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:22,411 - ♪ ON THE TV ♪ - [ Clucking ] 375 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:25,422 ♪ COME ON, ALL YOU HOMEBOYS AND BRING YOUR FREAKS DOWN ♪ 376 00:19:25,423 --> 00:19:28,995 ♪ AND TOSS THEM CHICKEN AND WAFFLES AROUND ♪ 377 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,379 ♪ YOU MAY BE UGLY ♪ 378 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,380 ♪ OR SMELL REAL FUNNY ♪ 379 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,090 ♪ BUT 'SCOE DON'T CARE ♪ 380 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,301 ♪ 'CAUSE HE SAVE YOU CASH MONEY ♪ I AIN'T LYIN'! 381 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:41,305 ♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪ 382 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,886 ♪ WE GOT FUEL FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ 383 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,352 ♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪ 384 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:52,774 ♪ AND YOU GET GOOD VALUE FOR YOUR BUCK ♪ 385 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:56,565 ♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪ 386 00:19:56,571 --> 00:20:00,449 ♪ WE GOT FUEL FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ 387 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:04,410 ♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪ 388 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,041 ♪ AND YOU GET GOOD VALUE... ♪♪ WELL, THAT'S IT. 389 00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:08,540 [ Ivan Applauding ] YEAH! 390 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,541 THAT'S REALLY GREAT, MAN. 391 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,544 I TOLD YOU YOU WERE A GENIUS. 392 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,545 IT'S JUST A COMMERCIAL. WHEN AM I GONNA DO ROCK VIDEOS? 393 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:19,387 PATIENCE, MAN. IT'S ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN. "MASTER PLAN." 394 00:20:19,388 --> 00:20:22,556 MY MASTER PLAN. YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SO YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA. 395 00:20:22,557 --> 00:20:26,224 WE DO SHITTY LITTLE JOBS LIKE THIS, RIGHT, SO WE CAN MAKE MONEY. 396 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,935 MONEY TO DO ART. MONEY TO DO YOUR ART. 397 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:34,227 LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. THEY GOTTA DO WHAT THEY DON'T WANNA DO ALL THE TIME. 398 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,450 YEAH, BUT NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T GET PAID IN CHICKEN AND WAFFLES. 399 00:20:37,451 --> 00:20:39,816 HEY, EAT UP, MAN. THIS STUFF'S GOOD. 400 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,991 SEE, NOW WE GOT, LIKE, A REEL OF OUR WORK. 401 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,999 I CAN GET US THOSE BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG MONEY GIGS. 402 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,115 YOU WON'T BE RESTING BECAUSE YOU WILL BE OUT ON THE STREETS BRINGING IN JOBS WITH THESE. 403 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,834 WE START TOMORROW. YOU LIKE PETS. 404 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:58,335 NOW, FLUFFY, CONCENTRATE WITH ME, IF YOU WILL. 405 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:02,219 COME FROM YOUR HEAVENLY POUND OUT OF PURGATORY. 406 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,138 WE WILL HELP YOU MAKE THE TRANSITION NOW. 407 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:08,517 FLUFFY, COME HOME NOW. [ Rapping On Table ] 408 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:12,058 COME ON, FLUFFY. COME, LITTLE FLUFFY. 409 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:16,233 HERE'S A BONE. COME, FLUFF... I FEEL FLUFFY COM... 410 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:19,154 [ Whining ] 411 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,490 MY DEAR, 412 00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:26,076 OUR FLUFFY IS IN TROUBLE. 413 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:29,907 HI, I'M IVAN ALEXEEV FROM VIDEO ACES. WE MAKE ROCK VIDEOS. 414 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,333 IF YOU COULD FIND TIME TO LOOK AT THIS OR CALL ME... YOUR NAME WAS? 415 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,504 SKIP. IVAN. GIVE US A CALL. 416 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:47,386 WEIRD AL! I KNEW IT. MR. YANKOVIC, MY NAME IS IVAN ALEXEEV. 417 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,434 I WORK FOR VIDEO ACES. WE MAKE ROCK VIDEOS. 418 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,435 LET ME GIVE YOU MY CARD. 419 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,107 [ Groans ] 420 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,435 REMIND ME TO GET SOME HOLLOW POINTS. OKAY? 421 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:02,283 [ Woman ] YOUR 3:30 WITH KEN KRAGEN HAS BEEN CANCELED. 422 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,542 MR. NUGENT, I WAS GOOD TO MEET YOU. 423 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,076 M-M-MY BRIEFCASE... AAH. 424 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,749 VIDEO ACES. WE MAKE ROCK VIDEOS. 425 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:18,421 I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY, SO CALL ME TODAY. IVAN. ♪♪ [ Human Beatbox ] 426 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:21,722 LET ME GIVE YOU MY CARD. I TRUST YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS, SIR. 427 00:22:21,723 --> 00:22:23,626 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 428 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,067 "FUZZBALL RECORDS." 429 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,712 FUCK IT! 430 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,058 [ Woman ] I MEAN, THE GUY WAS ALL HANDS. 431 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:18,440 GET THIS. HE COMES IN. FIRST THING HE DOES... HE GROPES ME. 432 00:23:18,441 --> 00:23:21,979 HI, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH THE DIRECTOR OF ARTIST DEVELOPMENT AND PROMOTION, 433 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,027 VIDEO DEPARTMENT, PLEASE. 434 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,028 SO WOULD I. 435 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:30,450 NO, I'M KIDDING. MO FUZZ, PRESIDENT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 436 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,542 SIR, MY NAME IS IVAN ALEXEEV. 437 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,419 TAKE IT DOWN! 438 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,421 SO YOU WANT TO MAKE VIDEOS FOR MO FUZZ. 439 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,633 YES. 440 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,635 I WANT YOU TO. 441 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,846 WHAT KIND OF EQUIPMENT DO YOU GOT? 442 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,887 TOP OF THE LINE. WE GOT OUR OWN STUDIO. 443 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,727 [ Intercom Buzzes ] 444 00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,648 HOLD MY CALLS. 445 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,483 I BROUGHT IN A REEL OF OUR WORK. 446 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:07,491 IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES, BUT IT CAPTURES THE ENERGY OF OUR COMPANY... 447 00:24:07,492 --> 00:24:11,617 KID, I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT TO KNOW I'M ALREADY CRAZY ABOUT IT. 448 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:15,658 I'VE GOT A SENSE ABOUT YOU, AN INSTINCT. 449 00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,290 AND I'VE GOT JUST THE BAND. 450 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:22,836 CUBE SQUARED. THIS GROUP IS HOTTER THAN HOT. 451 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:26,917 THEY'VE SOLD MORE RECORDS IN SWEDEN THAN ABBA. 452 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:30,514 GREAT! I WANT TO THANK YOU, SIR, FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY. 453 00:24:30,515 --> 00:24:33,221 I'LL HOOK UP WITH MY PARTNER, 454 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:36,229 WE'LL DRAW UP A STORYBOARD, COME UP WITH SOME CONCEPT-TYPE THINGS, 455 00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:38,644 AND WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS. 456 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,725 THE CUBE WILL BE TOURING THE CONGO IN A COUPLE DAYS. I NEED IT TODAY. 457 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,317 OKAY. OKAY, GREAT. 458 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,318 WE'LL DO IT. 459 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,656 WHAT'S THE BUDGET LIKE? BUDGET? 460 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,825 I'M GONNA LET YOU DO THIS ONE ON SPEC. 461 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,994 W-WHAT IS "SPEC"? 462 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:59,164 IT MEANS YOU DO THIS ONE FOR FREE. 463 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,535 IT'S THE WAY EVERYBODY STARTS OUT. 464 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,294 OH, SPEC. 465 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,295 YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT. SPEC. 466 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:08,297 I KNOW ABOUT SPEC. 467 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:10,299 LET'S GET INTO TROUBLE, BABY. 468 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,141 MY BROTHER. 469 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:16,718 LET'S DO IT. CUBE SQUARED, "BABY DOLL." 470 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:21,227 ♪♪ [ Techno Pop ] 471 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:24,938 ♪♪ [ Singing In German ] 472 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,620 ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 473 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,620 ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 474 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:43,833 ♪ DOLL, BABY DOLL ♪ ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 475 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,877 ♪ BABY, BABY, BABY DOLL ♪ 476 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,755 ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 477 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,586 ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 478 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:54,048 ♪♪ [ German Continues ] 479 00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,098 ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 480 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,228 ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 481 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:06,479 ♪ DOLL, BABY ♪ ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 482 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,316 ♪ BABY, BABY, BABY DOLL ♪ 483 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:09,607 ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 484 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:12,411 ♪ MY BABY DOLL ♪ 485 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,156 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 486 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,366 ♪♪ [ German ] 487 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:17,657 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 488 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:19,660 ♪♪ [ German ] 489 00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:21,664 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 490 00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:23,665 ♪♪ [ German ] 491 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,537 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 492 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:27,419 ♪ MEN FALL FOR BABY DOLL ♪ 493 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,460 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 494 00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:31,839 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 495 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,388 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 496 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,850 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 497 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:44,774 ♪♪ [ German ] 498 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:57,907 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ ♪♪ [ German ] 499 00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,784 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 500 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,745 ♪♪ [ German ] 501 00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:03,326 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 502 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:06,624 ♪♪ [ German ] ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 503 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,245 - ♪ MEN FALL FOR BABY DOLL ♪ - ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 504 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,756 ♪♪ [ German ] ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 505 00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:16,134 ♪ [ German ] 506 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,385 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ ♪♪ [ German ] 507 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,305 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 508 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,766 ♪ MEN FALL FOR BABY DOLL ♪ 509 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,637 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 510 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:28,685 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ [ All Shouting ] 511 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,689 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 512 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,317 ♪ BABY DOLL ♪ 513 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,280 ♪ MEN FALL FOR BABY ♪♪ 514 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:39,781 [ VCR Shuts Off ] 515 00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:43,745 AM I CRYING? 516 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,866 N-NO. NO. 517 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,423 WELL, IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF I WAS. 518 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,764 I WAS MOVED. 519 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,048 [ Sighs ] I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THIS. 520 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,759 WHY NOT? 521 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,929 I NEED PRODUCTION VALUE. 522 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:04,560 WELL, WHAT KIND OF PRODUCTION VALUE DID YOU HAVE IN MIND FOR NO MONEY? 523 00:28:04,561 --> 00:28:08,808 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT ADDS REAL PRODUCTION VALUE. 524 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,814 WHAT'S THAT? 525 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:13,065 TITS... AND ASS. 526 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,151 DAMN. 527 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,571 TITS AND ASS. 528 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,872 I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING I DON'T NORMALLY DO BECAUSE I LIKE YOU GUYS. 529 00:28:21,873 --> 00:28:23,788 YOU CAN DO ANOTHER ONE. 530 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:27,787 AND THIS TIME I'LL GIVE YOU THREE DAYS... 531 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,790 TO SHOOT ON... 532 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:31,752 ON SPEC. 533 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:35,627 - SPEC? LOOK... - DON'T THANK ME. 534 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:38,007 I KNOW. I'M TOO NICE. 535 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:40,718 LET'S GET INTO TROUBLE, BABY. 536 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:44,888 SPEC. IT'S THE WAY EVERYBODY STARTS OUT. 537 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,267 YEAH, BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 538 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,808 HEY! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE GAS IN THE CAR. 539 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:51,812 - SOMEBODY CALLED ABOUT THE FLYER. - YEAH? 540 00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:54,443 YEAH. YOU GOT A GIG AT THE HOLLYWOOD PRESBYTERIAN. 541 00:28:54,444 --> 00:28:57,781 - IS IT ON SPEC? - NO, IT'S ON WILSHIRE AND VERMONT. 542 00:28:57,782 --> 00:29:02,657 [ Haltingly ] "AND THE REST OF MY ESTATE... 543 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,658 "TO BE... 544 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,954 "DIVIDED, UH, 545 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:11,834 EQUALLY AMONG MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN." 546 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:14,205 CUT. THAT WAS GREAT. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 547 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,045 NO. REWIND THE TAPE. 548 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:18,046 [ Ivan ] AGAIN? 549 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:22,138 MERLIN, WORK WITH US. IS THIS HOW YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBERED? 550 00:29:22,139 --> 00:29:24,756 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A LIVING WILL. 551 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,765 LET'S TRY TO GIVE THAT DIALOGUE SOME LIFE. 552 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,766 BUT I'M NOT AN ACTOR. I'M IN THE GARMENT BUSINESS. 553 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,809 THIS WAS MY WIFE MIRIAM'S IDEA. 554 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:36,780 I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT I THINK MIRIAM WAS RIGHT. I THINK SHE HAD AN INSTINCT... 555 00:29:36,781 --> 00:29:38,484 MERLIN, WORK WITH US, GODDAMN IT! 556 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:41,985 HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU CAN'T TALK TO ACTORS THAT WAY. 557 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:48,369 NOW, I KNOW YOU GOT IT IN YOU. [ Grunts ] 558 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:51,830 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR MONEY. YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE. 559 00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:54,709 SO I WANT YOU TO FEEL THE MOMENT. 560 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:59,630 I WANT YOU TO SHOW US THE GENEROSITY OF SPIRIT THAT IS MERLIN HINKLE, 561 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:02,717 THE PASSION, THE PATHOS. 562 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:06,304 TRUST YOURSELF. TRUST ME. YOU CAN DO IT. 563 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:09,265 PASSION! HERE WE GO. 564 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,186 HERE WE GO! PASSION! 565 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,520 [ Merlin Chokes, Wheezes ] 566 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:18,524 AND FROM THE TOP. [ Sighs ] 567 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:21,525 [ Wheezing ] MERLIN HINKLE LIVING WILL, TAKE 14. 568 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,818 GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME, HINKLE! [ Gasps ] 569 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,867 AND ACTION. 570 00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:31,329 ACTION. THE PASSION. [ Sighs ] 571 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,915 [ Shouting ] "I, MERLIN HINKLE, 572 00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:37,335 "BEING OF SOUND MIND AND BODY, 573 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:41,376 "DO HEREBY BEQUEATH TO MY LOVING WIFE MIRIAM... 574 00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:43,382 THE SUM OF 5,000..." 575 00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:45,134 [ Gasping ] 576 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:49,055 DOLLARS. FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS AND ALL MY WORLDLY POSSESSIONS. 577 00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:53,269 IS HE IMPROVISING? 578 00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:56,938 NO, JOSH. HE'S DEAD. 579 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,940 OH, SHIT. 580 00:30:58,942 --> 00:31:01,952 NO, NO, NO. COME ON! DON'T DIE ON ME! YOU CAN DO IT! 581 00:31:01,953 --> 00:31:04,145 JOSH! JOSH! THE MAN IS DEAD! 582 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:07,074 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET A DIFFERENT LINE READING. 583 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:12,745 - THIS IS HORRIBLE. - YEAH. WE'RE NOT GONNA GET PAID. 584 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:19,419 ARE YOU GUYS ROLLING? OKAY. 585 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:24,716 "AND THE REST OF MY ESTATE SHALL BE DIVIDED EQUALLY... 586 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:29,007 AMONG MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN." 587 00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:31,014 OKAY? 588 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:36,015 OH, AND BE SURE TO PAY VIDEO ACES, 589 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:39,147 MY FAVORITE VIDEO COMPANY. 590 00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:43,608 THEY'RE TERRIFIC GUYS. YOU GET A LOT FOR YOUR DOLLAR. 591 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:46,654 GETTIN' LATE. I'M GONNA GO TO SLEEP NOW. 592 00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:48,985 GREAT. THAT'S A WRAP. NICE WORKIN' WITH YOU, MERLIN. 593 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:54,119 NICE CRIB! 594 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:56,121 HOW'D WE GET THIS JOB, IVAN? 595 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,129 SHREWD MARKET PENETRATION. WHAT? 596 00:31:58,130 --> 00:32:00,125 BELINDA. FLYERS. ADVERTISEMENTS. 597 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:02,127 WE'RE SINKING PRETTY LOW, IVAN. 598 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,839 THAT'S WHERE YOU GOTTA GO TO CATCH THE BIG FISH. 599 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,216 I DON'T LIKE THIS NORMAN MART GUY. 600 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:09,217 THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY, MAN. 601 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:11,219 WHAT? WHERE ARE THE OUTLETS HERE, MAN? 602 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:14,811 [ Ivan ] AN ELEVATOR. YEAH, I GOTTA GO UPSTAIRS. LET ME GET MY ELEVATOR. 603 00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:18,813 [ Moaning ] 604 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:23,816 OH, PLEASE LET THE PRINCE DANCE WITH ME! 605 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:26,027 OH, PLEASE, FAIRY GODMOTHER! 606 00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:29,528 LET THE PRINCE PICK ME! HE'LL PICK YOU! HE'LL PICK YOU! 607 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:32,031 ♪♪ [ Singing ] 608 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:44,087 WHEE! 609 00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:46,088 [ Clears Throat ] 610 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:49,130 YOU MUST BE THE VIDEO GENTLEMEN. I'M KAY MART. 611 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:52,595 ENCHANTE. 612 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:55,136 I NEED MORE MONEY, NORMAN. 613 00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,225 MY CONDO NEEDS NEW DRAPES. 614 00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,227 [ Doorbell Rings ] 615 00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:03,148 OKAY, NIKKI. 616 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:06,359 I'M TIRED OF YOU SNORTING DRAPES UP YOUR DAMN NOSE. 617 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:10,655 BUT YOU'RE NOT TIRED OF GOING TO THE BALL, 618 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:13,196 ARE YOU, NORMAN? 619 00:33:13,201 --> 00:33:15,576 HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S LIMBO TIME! 620 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,657 ♪♪ 621 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,789 ♪ COME ON AND JOIN THE JAM ♪ 622 00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:21,420 ♪ A GRAND SLAM FOR UNCLE SAM ♪ 623 00:33:21,421 --> 00:33:24,037 ♪ ANTE UP AND PLEASE DONATE ♪ 624 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,004 ♪ NORMAN MART'S YOUR CANDIDATE ♪♪ 625 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:29,167 OH, MY GOD! 626 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,804 YOU FOOL. YOU'VE KNOCKED OUT MY CONTACT LENS. 627 00:33:31,805 --> 00:33:35,312 FREEZE! IT'S PROBABLY STUCK TO YOUR BODY. 628 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,933 I'LL FIND IT. 629 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,144 IVAN. SAMANTHA GREGORY. 630 00:33:41,145 --> 00:33:46,145 SAMANTHA GREGORY. YEAH. YOU WRITE FOR ROCK GOSSIP. 631 00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:48,070 THAT'S JUST A SIDE GIG. 632 00:33:49,278 --> 00:33:51,278 FIND ANYTHING? NO. 633 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,906 NOT YET. BETTER TAKE ANOTHER PASS. 634 00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:58,117 WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HAND? OH, GOOD EYE, GOOD EYE. THERE IT IS. 635 00:33:58,121 --> 00:34:01,081 YOUR IMAGE PROBLEMS ARE JUST BEGINNING, NORMAN. 636 00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:13,181 NIKKI, YOUR INDISCRETION IS REALLY STARTING TO BOTHER ME. 637 00:34:13,182 --> 00:34:16,177 OOH, I'M NOT JOKING, NORMAN. I'VE GOT THE GOODS ON YOU. 638 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:19,099 SOMETIMES IT'S DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE A SLUT. 639 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:23,189 [ Shutter Clicking ] C.B. TURKIN. EVERYBODY THOUGHT HIS COMPANY WOULD CLOSE DOWN. 640 00:34:23,190 --> 00:34:25,807 BUT THE PREZ PUT HIM BACK IN BUSINESS. WHAT DOES HE MAKE? 641 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,904 NERVE GAS. 642 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,571 [ Onlookers Gasp ] 643 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:37,575 IF MR. MART WANTED PUBLICITY PICTURES TAKEN, 644 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,576 HE WOULD'VE INVITED RICHARD AVEDON. 645 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:42,578 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! HELP! 646 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:45,208 VIDEO ACES! WE'RE IN THE BOOK! 647 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:48,209 [ Samantha ] YOU CAN DO THIS TO ME! WHERE IS BELINDA? 648 00:34:48,212 --> 00:34:50,212 I DON'T KNOW, 649 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:53,514 BUT SHE ASKED ME TO ASK YOU FOR THAT TEN BUCKS YOU OWE HER. 650 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,684 TWENTY. 651 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,600 THANK YOU. 652 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,105 THEY MAY NOT BELIEVE ME, NORMAN, 653 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,107 BUT THEY'LL BELIEVE A VIDEOTAPE. 654 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,109 OF WHAT? 655 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,947 REMEMBER YOUR SNOW WHITE PERIOD? 656 00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:20,238 I'VE GOT SOME AWFULLY NASTY FOOTAGE OF YOU AND THOSE ELVES. 657 00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:24,164 AS OF THIS MOMENT, MY DEAR NIKKI, 658 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:26,115 YOU CEASE TO EXIST. 659 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,254 ♪♪ [ Calypso Continues ] 660 00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:31,337 GET HER. 661 00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:32,797 ♪ RICH AND PHILANTHROPIC ♪ 662 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,168 ♪ WHEN THE THIRD WORLD IS THE TOPIC ♪ 663 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,509 ♪ IT'S THE MAGIC IN THE NATION ♪ 664 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,850 ♪ IT WAS JUST SENSATIONAL ♪ [ Nikki ] MOVE IT! 665 00:35:38,851 --> 00:35:41,264 - ♪ EVERYBODY LIMBO ♪ - [ Screams ] 666 00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:43,175 ♪ VOTE YOUR PARTY LINE ♪ 667 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:46,477 OOH, I'M SORRY. CAN I HELP YOU? 668 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:49,478 HERE. THERE YOU GO. IT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 669 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,441 I GOTTA GO, OR MY BOYFRIEND'S GONNA KILL ME. 670 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:55,952 ♪ LIMBO HOW LOW CAN YOU GO ♪♪ RIGHT! 671 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,240 YOU IDIOTS. 672 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:03,162 YOU'RE ALL GOING BACK TO TRAINING GUERILLAS IN HONDURAS... 673 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:05,788 IF I DON'T FIND THAT FUCKING TAPE. 674 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,789 SIR, WE SEARCHED HER. SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE TAPE ON HER. 675 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,840 WE SCOURED THE GROUNDS. THAT TAPE JUST ISN'T HERE. 676 00:36:11,841 --> 00:36:14,837 I THEORIZE THAT, IN ALL PROBABILITY, NORMAN, 677 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,219 SHE SLIPPED THE TAPE TO AN ACCOMPLICE... 678 00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:20,847 WHO WILL SHORTLY BE CONTACTING YOU WITH A TIDY BLACKMAIL NOTE... 679 00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:24,306 HOPING TO EXTRACT SOME EXORBITANT PAYMENT IN EXCHANGE FOR... 680 00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,688 NOT FRYING YOUR ASS. 681 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,979 [ Man ] ♪ THE WAY YOU WALK ♪ 682 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,939 ♪ THERE AIN'T NO MISTAKE ♪ 683 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,780 ♪ MY FINGERS START TO SHAKIN' ♪ 684 00:36:33,781 --> 00:36:35,565 ♪ KNEES START TO QUAKE ♪ 685 00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:38,154 ♪ AND I BEEN LOVIN' YOU, BABY ♪ 686 00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:39,985 ♪ AND I'M COMPLETELY SPENT ♪ 687 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:44,286 ♪ TURN AROUND, JACK BACK UP AND GIVE A HUNDRED PERCENT ♪ 688 00:36:44,287 --> 00:36:47,787 ♪ I'M OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THERE'S A WRONG AND THERE IS RIGHT ♪ 689 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:50,039 ♪ AND I JUST GOT TO KNOW IF THAT THING ♪ 690 00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:53,711 ♪ IS OPEN ALL NIGHT ♪♪ 691 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,632 NOW, THAT'S PRODUCTION VALUE. 692 00:36:57,007 --> 00:37:00,047 I'VE GOT GOOSE BUMPS ALL OVER MY BODY. 693 00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:03,262 NOW WE START MAKIN' THE BIG MONEY. RIGHT, MO? 694 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:07,350 RIGHT, BABE. AS SOON AS YOU COMPLETE YOUR TRILOGY. 695 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,560 TRILOGY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 696 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,561 I'M TALKING ABOUT A PACKAGE. 697 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:16,567 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WAY THINGS WORK IN NATURE. 698 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,608 ALL GOOD THINGS COME IN THREES. 699 00:37:18,612 --> 00:37:22,072 IT'S NOT GOOD THINGS. IT'S CELEBRITY DEATHS THAT COME IN THREES. 700 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:24,659 I NEED ONE MORE VIDEO. 701 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,494 - ON SPEC? - RIGHT. 702 00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:29,664 - FORGET IT. WE'RE OUTTA HERE. - FUCK THIS. 703 00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:33,375 BABES. BABES. AM I CRYING? 704 00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:35,377 [ Single Sustained Tone ] 705 00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:38,169 [ Ivan ] MANGOTTI FUNERAL, TAKE ONE. 706 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,299 JOSH. JOSH, ARE YOU ROLLING? 707 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:45,470 IF YOU GUYS HAD LOTS OF MONEY, I KNOW YOU'D BE DOING SOMETHING MEANINGFUL. 708 00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:50,135 WELL, THANKS. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, TOO, BELINDA. 709 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:52,312 I MEAN, I FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH YOU. 710 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,323 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS. 711 00:37:54,324 --> 00:37:56,685 BUT I'M NOT A GUY. 712 00:37:56,692 --> 00:37:59,992 I KNOW THAT. [ Videotape Rewinding ] 713 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,489 SO, WHY ARE YOU SO SHY? 714 00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:05,491 [ Sighs ] ALL RIGHT, BELINDA. 715 00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:08,495 YOU WANNA KNOW? ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU. 716 00:38:08,496 --> 00:38:11,205 MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND REALLY FUCKED ME OVER. 717 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,206 I'M SORRY. 718 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,288 YEAH, SO WAS I. 719 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,303 WHEN DID YOU BREAK UP WITH HER? 720 00:38:17,304 --> 00:38:19,335 KINDERGARTEN. 721 00:38:21,425 --> 00:38:23,295 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 722 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:27,847 SWANKY MODES! 723 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:35,848 ♪♪ 724 00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:41,068 ♪♪ JOSH, ME AND YOU GOT THE MOVES! 725 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,359 ♪♪ WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DANCIN', MAN. 726 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,374 ♪♪ WITH VIDEO ACES. WHAT WE ALWAYS DO. 727 00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:49,326 ♪♪ COME ON, MAN. GIMME SOME STEPS. GET THE STEP, MAN. 728 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:53,827 ♪♪ 729 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:56,839 ♪ WHAT ARE WE DOING ♪ WHAT ABOUT THE MASTER PLAN? HUH? 730 00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,705 ♪♪ [ Continues ] DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO SO YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO. 731 00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:03,632 WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO WHAT WE WANNA DO? 732 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:06,428 I DON'T KNOW. GREAT. 733 00:39:06,429 --> 00:39:10,429 SO WE DO BULLSHIT JOBS SO WE CAN KEEP OUR EQUIPMENT, 734 00:39:10,433 --> 00:39:14,393 SO WE CAN DO JOBS ON SPEC, SO THAT MAYBE ONE DAY WE CAN DO A MUSIC VIDEO? 735 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,771 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT? 736 00:39:16,772 --> 00:39:19,356 THE POINT IS TO TRY, MAN. 737 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,357 COME ON! 738 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,444 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 739 00:39:23,445 --> 00:39:25,445 ALL RIGHT. 740 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:29,074 BUT HOW LONG CAN WE STAVE OFF THE INEVITABLE? 741 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:32,495 TILL THEY RINSE THE BLOOD FROM OUR BLOODY HANDS. 742 00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:35,456 ♪ OHH-OH-OH-OH SHOUT IT LOUD ♪ 743 00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:39,997 ♪ THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS WAR STUFF ♪♪ 744 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:42,004 IT'S GONNA BE TOMORROW. 745 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,005 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 746 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:46,426 ♪♪ [ Rooster Crows ] 747 00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:52,677 ♪♪ 748 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:54,682 ♪♪ MODES! 749 00:39:54,684 --> 00:40:02,399 ♪♪ 750 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,444 AAAAH! 751 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:06,195 [ Man Talking, Indistinct ] 752 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:11,615 AAAH! PROBLEM? 753 00:40:11,619 --> 00:40:13,619 THE GUY'S A WANKER. 754 00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:16,580 [ Sighs ] I BROUGHT YOU THE SEVEN BEST DIRECTORS IN THE BUSINESS. 755 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:19,541 GIVE ME SOMEBODY WHO'S JUST GONNA PUSH BUTTONS, WILL YA? 756 00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:21,503 DICK, DON'T BE A CUNT. 757 00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:25,507 I THINK I HAVE JUST THE TWO FOR YOU. 758 00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:28,384 TWO WHAT? DIRECTORS. 759 00:40:28,385 --> 00:40:30,385 MISS GREGORY, YOU LOOK GREAT. 760 00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:33,387 MWAH! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 761 00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:35,390 VIDEO ACES REPORTING FOR DUTY. 762 00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:39,022 YOU'VE TRIED THE BEST. NOW TRY THE REST. ♪♪ [ Guitar ] 763 00:40:39,023 --> 00:40:40,940 WOW! SO COOL! 764 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:44,190 SORRY, GIRLIE. NO GROUPIES. 765 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:46,569 OH, I WORK WITH VIDEO ACES. 766 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:48,610 BET THAT'S NOT ALL YOU DO. 767 00:40:52,993 --> 00:40:54,994 WHAT'S THAT? 768 00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:57,995 PRODUCT PLACEMENT, MAN. BACKBONE OF MUSIC VIDEOS. 769 00:40:57,998 --> 00:41:00,668 UH-UH. NO WAY. TAKE IT OFF THE STAGE. 770 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:04,504 ♪♪ [ Guitar Continues ] [ Men Arguing ] 771 00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:06,665 YOU GUYS ALL GOT YOUR VISORS? 772 00:41:06,674 --> 00:41:09,012 FUCK OFF! WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL BLOODY DAY! 773 00:41:09,013 --> 00:41:11,429 IVAN, WHAT'S GOING ON? [ Arguing Continues ] 774 00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:13,928 IS THERE AN OPERATING MANUAL WITH THAT? 775 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:15,930 STANDARD CRANE, RIGHT? YEAH. 776 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:19,230 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY READY. [ Josh ] IVAN, LET'S GO! 777 00:41:19,231 --> 00:41:21,227 [ Ivan ] ROLL FILM. ROLL FILM? 778 00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,314 I'M POINTING TOWARDS THE WALL. 779 00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:25,685 OKAY, LET'S MAKE SOME MONEY. [ Woman ] THEY PAYING YOU FOR THIS? 780 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:28,322 [ Man ] YEAH, I WALKED OFF A GAME SHOW. [ Ivan ] PLAYBACK! 781 00:41:28,323 --> 00:41:31,030 ♪♪ [ Heavy Metal Ballad ] 782 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:42,084 ♪ MY NAME IS MR. MX-7 ♪ 783 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,722 ♪ GO AHEAD AND DROP THE BOMB ♪ 784 00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:54,845 ♪ YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE ♪ 785 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,556 ♪ YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO LIVE ♪ 786 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,851 ♪ GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELF ♪ 787 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,652 ♪ YOU LIVE IN A LIVING HELL ♪ 788 00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:05,976 ♪ RADIATING ALL YOUR LITTLE FEARS ♪ [ Screams ] 789 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,402 [ Screams ] ♪ HERE I COME ♪ 790 00:42:07,403 --> 00:42:08,940 ♪ MISSILE APPROACHIN' ♪ 791 00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:10,741 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BLOW ♪ 792 00:42:10,742 --> 00:42:12,778 ♪ HIDE YOUR HEAD KILL YOU DEAD ♪ 793 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:14,531 ♪ SEE YOUR PREACHER TILL YOU GLOW ♪ 794 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,532 ♪ I WANNA BE DISENGAGED ♪ 795 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,994 ♪ I WANNA BE DISENGAGED ♪ 796 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:22,365 ♪ I WANNA BE DISENGAGED THIS YEAR ♪♪ 797 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:46,189 GOOD, IVAN! 798 00:42:47,775 --> 00:42:49,725 ENOUGH, IVAN! NOW, IVAN! 799 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,194 HOW, IVAN? 800 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,989 - [ Josh ] STOP, IVAN! - [ Woman Screams ] 801 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:57,580 - NOW, IVAN! - ♪♪ [ Vocal Continues ] 802 00:42:57,581 --> 00:42:59,945 ♪♪ [ Playback Stops ] 803 00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:02,830 - [ Screams ] - ♪♪ [ Humming ] 804 00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:05,671 - THIS CRAZY BASTARD'S TRYING TO KILL ME! - NO, STOP... 805 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,585 HE'S MENTAL! HE'S AN ASSHOLE! 806 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,337 IT'S SABOTAGE, MAN! 807 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:15,259 THIS IS JUST DANDY! I PUT MY BUTT ON THE LINE FOR YOU GUYS, AND YOU BLEW IT! 808 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,469 WE'LL FIX IT IN THE EDITING! FORGET IT! YOU SUCK! 809 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,470 [ Josh ] IVAN! JUST A SECOND! 810 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:22,474 ARE YOU GUYS FAMOUS? HOW DID I LOOK? 811 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:24,935 SIGN MY BUTT. TEACH ME TO READ. 812 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,976 [ Snarling ] [ Josh ] IVAN! 813 00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:29,980 ♪♪ 814 00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:31,817 ♪ OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH ♪ 815 00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:34,988 ♪ OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH ♪ 816 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,906 ♪ OH ♪ 817 00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:41,618 ♪ OH ♪ 818 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,458 ♪ WE'RE THE OVERLORDS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD DEED ♪ 819 00:43:44,459 --> 00:43:46,165 ♪ TO MIX THE BLACK WITH THE WHITE ♪ 820 00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:48,125 ♪ BUT IF YOU'RE A FLY IN THE BUTTERMILK ♪ 821 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,546 ♪ THEY CHASE Y'ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 822 00:43:50,547 --> 00:43:53,545 ♪♪ [ Continues ] COWBOYS? [ Chuckles ] 823 00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:56,675 THIS AIN'T NEVER HAPPENED IN MY DAY. 824 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:59,346 ♪ YOUR CREAM-COATED DAUGHTER BE MY WIFE ♪ 825 00:43:59,347 --> 00:44:01,635 ♪ RIDIN' AROUND AND AROUND THEY GO ♪ 826 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,639 ♪ THE BUS IS GOIN' MIGHTY SLOW ♪ 827 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,641 ♪ DRIVER'S IN THE BACK SEAT TALKIN' TO THE FRONT ♪ 828 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,812 ♪ PEOPLE GETTIN' HOSTILE WANNA KILL ♪ ♪ OH ♪ 829 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:12,817 I THINK WE KILLED 'EM, AND I THINK WE GON' GET THE GIG. 830 00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:14,858 OH, COME ON, LESTER. 831 00:44:14,862 --> 00:44:16,862 WHO WOULD WANT THIS GIG ANYWAY, 832 00:44:16,864 --> 00:44:19,073 WHEN THE WHOLE PLACE IS FULL OF LOSERS AND WHITE TRASH? 833 00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:21,075 ♪♪ [ Continues ] MAN. 834 00:44:21,076 --> 00:44:24,156 HOW'D WE GO WRONG? WHAT DID I DO? 835 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,162 WE HAD EVERYTHING SET. 836 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:29,503 TRIANGLE OF SUCCESS, MAN: SKILLS, ATTITUDE, KNOWLEDGE. 837 00:44:29,504 --> 00:44:32,501 I GOT THE ATTITUDE, HE'S GOT THE SKILLS AND KNOWLEDGE. 838 00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:35,054 EVERYTHING WAS COOL, MAN. I HAD PRODUCT PLACEMENT. 839 00:44:35,055 --> 00:44:38,175 GET ON DOWN. AIN'T THIS A SHAME? 840 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:41,296 GIRL GAVE ME A DEFECTIVE CRANE. NOW WHAT DO I GOT? 841 00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:44,854 CHECK IT OUT, MAN. BILLY AND LESTER, THE SWANKY MODES. 842 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,475 [ Whispers ] DID YOU HEAR ME? BILLY AND LESTER. 843 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,480 THOSE GUYS ARE LEGENDS. 844 00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:57,283 WITH THE CONTRIBUTION THEY HAVE GIVEN TO MANKIND, THEY SHOULD BE LIVING LIKE KINGS. 845 00:44:57,284 --> 00:44:59,198 NAY, GODS! 846 00:45:00,532 --> 00:45:02,452 THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS, BRO. 847 00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:05,744 YEAH, RIGHT. 848 00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:09,745 ASSHOLES LIKE THE BLENDER CHILDREN GET TO BE BIG STARS? 849 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:12,959 I MEAN, WHERE'S THE JUSTICE? HUH? THERE'S NO JUSTICE. 850 00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:15,754 NONE, MAN. IT'S FUCKED UP. 851 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:17,835 LET'S BUY 'EM A BEER. GET WIT' IT. 852 00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:20,217 TWO MORE. 853 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:22,218 SORRY, GUYS. 854 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,310 BROTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING, 855 00:45:24,311 --> 00:45:26,345 THEY BEEN BUSTIN' MY ASS. 856 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:28,349 CARE TO PERFORM A SOBRIETY TEST? 857 00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:30,851 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - CLOSE YOUR EYES. 858 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:34,857 REAL TIGHT. NO PEEKING. 859 00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:38,818 NOW RECITE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS, SKIPPING ALL THE VOWELS, 860 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:42,410 AND GIVE ME THE SIGN LANGUAGE FOR EACH LETTER AS YOU PASS BY. 861 00:45:42,411 --> 00:45:46,785 Z, Y, X, W, V, T, S, R, Q, 862 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:50,116 P, N, M, L, K, J, H, G, F, 863 00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:52,124 D, C, B. 864 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:55,335 YOU PASS. I'LL GET THOSE BEERS FOR YA. 865 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:59,126 ♪ THE OLDER BOYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD DEED TO MIX THE BLACK WITH THE WHITE ♪ 866 00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:01,632 WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE'D THEY GO? 867 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,635 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 868 00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:05,556 ♪ SO GO AHEAD BURN YOUR CROSS ♪ FUCK THIS. 869 00:46:05,557 --> 00:46:07,635 ♪ AND WAKE THE WOMEN IN THE NIGHT ♪ 870 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:12,150 ♪ 'CAUSE THE TABLES'LL TURN WHEN YOUR CREAM-COATED DAUGHTER IS MY WIFE ♪♪ 871 00:46:12,151 --> 00:46:14,975 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 872 00:46:14,981 --> 00:46:18,150 [ Announcer ] HERE'S A KPLP REAL NEWS UPDATE. 873 00:46:18,151 --> 00:46:20,360 TRAGEDY HIT THE GREEK THEATER TONIGHT... 874 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:23,821 WHEN A FRAGMENT OF SPYLAB 14 STRUCK THE STAGE, 875 00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:28,543 KILLING THE SURPRISED MEMBERS OF THE UP-AND-COMING ROCK BAND THE BLENDER CHILDREN. 876 00:46:28,544 --> 00:46:30,956 WE GO LIVE NOW TO THE SCENE. 877 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:33,329 [ Reporter ] A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE TRAGEDY AT THE GREEK TONIGHT, 878 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:36,462 WHERE THE ONLY THINGS CONSTANT ARE CHAOS AND BEDLAM. 879 00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:40,171 WE HAVE WITH US A PERSON WHO SAW WHAT HAPPENED. SIR, WHAT DID HAPPEN? 880 00:46:40,173 --> 00:46:43,800 MAN, DICK SLAMMER WAS HAMMERIN' ON HIS AX, 881 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,011 DOIN' THIS BLAZING SOLO, 882 00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:50,022 WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THIS THING THAT LOOKED LIKE A FIREBALL FROM HELL... 883 00:46:50,023 --> 00:46:52,017 JUST SLAMMED INTO HIM! 884 00:46:52,019 --> 00:46:55,019 IT WAS THE MOST EXCELLENT EFFECT I'VE EVER SEEN. 885 00:46:55,022 --> 00:46:56,982 I'M HERE FRONT ROW, NEXT SHOW, DEFINITELY! 886 00:46:56,983 --> 00:46:59,981 UGH! [ Reporter ] SIR, THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME. THEY'RE ALL DEAD. 887 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,985 [ Fan ] AWESOME! 888 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,236 [ Reporter ] BLENDER CHILDREN WERE RECORDING A ROCK VIDEO FOR THEIR NEXT SINGLE. 889 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:08,830 NO DOUBT THEIR FANS WILL BE CLAMORING TO VIEW THAT LAST MEMENTO. 890 00:47:08,831 --> 00:47:10,996 AWESOME! 891 00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:15,787 [ Tape Inserts Into VCR ] 892 00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:17,672 [ Mart ] OH, PLEASE, FAIRY GODMOTHER. 893 00:47:17,673 --> 00:47:20,879 I NEED A CARRIAGE TO TAKE ME TO THE BALL. 894 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,510 [ Nikki ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. OOOH! 895 00:47:23,511 --> 00:47:26,838 HOP ON. [ Mart Giggling ] 896 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:31,974 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I'M ABOUT TO DO VIDEO ACES A BIG FAVOR. 897 00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:36,975 JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE. YOU'RE JUST GONNA WRECK THEM. THEN THEY'LL BE WORSE OFF. 898 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:39,815 THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE. 899 00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:41,816 BELINDA, 900 00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:44,194 ARE YOU BALLING JOSH? 901 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,195 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 902 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,197 TOO BAD. 903 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:52,199 RIGHT NOW I NEED THE BLENDER CHILDREN VIDEO. TOUGH. 904 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,083 OH, YEAH? 905 00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:57,040 HYAH! 906 00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:00,461 [ Martial Arts Yells ] 907 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:12,102 OOOH. 908 00:48:14,309 --> 00:48:16,476 [ Snarling ] 909 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,477 HYAH! 910 00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:21,064 [ Hissing ] 911 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,475 HAH! 912 00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:25,403 [ Both Continue Squealing, Snarling ] 913 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:30,985 [ Josh ] TWO NINJA BITCHES... 914 00:48:30,992 --> 00:48:32,992 ABOUT TO KILL EACH OTHER. 915 00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:36,124 THE BLENDER CHILDREN ARE MULCH. THEY JUST BOUGHT THE FARM. 916 00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:41,127 AND RVTV WANTS TO PREMIERE THE VIDEO NOW, LIVE AND EXCLUSIVE. 917 00:48:41,128 --> 00:48:43,128 DO YOU GET IT? 918 00:48:43,130 --> 00:48:47,049 WELL, SAMANTHA, EVEN OUR SHIT IS NOT WITHOUT SOME ENDEARING QUALITIES. 919 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:49,050 PERFECT FOR RVTV. 920 00:48:49,052 --> 00:48:51,052 BELINDA, LET'S MAKE A COPY. 921 00:48:51,054 --> 00:48:53,055 FUCK YOU. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 922 00:48:53,056 --> 00:48:54,976 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL AROUND HERE? 923 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:00,937 I THINK I'LL TAPE OVER THIS RED ONE. 924 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:04,107 - DON'T DO THAT! - YEAH, THAT'S VERY UNPROFESSIONAL. 925 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:06,276 TAPE OVER THE MANGOTTI FUNERAL. 926 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,607 THEY DIDN'T PAY US. 927 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:14,291 I'M GONNA MEET YOU GUYS AT THE RVTV STUDIOS IN HALF AN HOUR. 928 00:49:14,292 --> 00:49:18,535 OKAY. VIDEO ACES WORLD-TELEVISED PREMIERE, LIVE EXCLUSIVE. 929 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,749 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 930 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,334 YEAH. [ Thud ] 931 00:49:22,335 --> 00:49:26,085 ♪♪ 932 00:49:26,089 --> 00:49:27,464 ♪ RVTV ♪ 933 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:31,175 I HOLD IN MY HAND THE LAST... AND FIRST... VIDEO... 934 00:49:31,178 --> 00:49:32,968 MADE BY THE BLENDER CHILDREN... 935 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:36,809 JUST BEFORE THEIR EXPLOSIVE FINALE AT THE GREEK THEATER. 936 00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:39,808 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE SCREENING THIS NATIONWIDE, SIGHT UNSEEN. 937 00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:42,811 THIS IS A DISASTER. WE'RE NEVER GONNA WORK AGAIN. 938 00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:45,193 WE'RE NOT WORKING NOW. SHH. IT'S STARTING. 939 00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:49,241 - [ Single Sustained Tone ] - [ Ivan ] MANGOTTI FUNERAL, TAKE ONE. 940 00:49:49,242 --> 00:49:52,237 ♪♪ [ Heavy Metal Ballad ] 941 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:55,490 ♪♪ 942 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:58,043 ♪♪ [ Music Synchronized To Motion On Screen ] 943 00:49:58,044 --> 00:50:06,044 ♪♪ 944 00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:11,048 [ Singer Speaking Lyrics ] I DON'T WANNA GROW UP THIS YEAR. 945 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:14,510 YOU WON'T LEARN TILL IT'S OVER AND DONE. 946 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:17,264 THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS TYPE OF FEAR. 947 00:50:17,265 --> 00:50:20,885 BUT YOU KEEP BUILDING ME ONE BY ONE. 948 00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:23,603 ALL I WANT IS TO BE A PART THIS YEAR. 949 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,982 NO MORE THREAT TO ANYONE. 950 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:32,744 [ Singing ] ♪ THY WILL BE DONE ♪ 951 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:38,581 ♪♪ [ Tempo Accelerates ] 952 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,001 ♪ GO AHEAD AND DROP THE BOMB ♪ 953 00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:48,212 ♪ YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE ♪♪ 954 00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:50,053 ♪♪ [ Continues ] [ Man ] BRILLIANT. JUST BRILLIANT. 955 00:50:50,054 --> 00:50:53,216 AN ASTONISHING EXAMPLE OF POSTMODERNISM. 956 00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:55,217 A "PERSPICIOUS" PORTENT. 957 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,469 THE EMOTIONS. RAW. SO RAW. 958 00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:59,472 INTERESTING THING ABOUT THAT VIDEO: 959 00:50:59,474 --> 00:51:02,853 THEY CHOSE TO WORK WITH THE VIDEO PRODUCTION TEAM OF VIDEO ACES. 960 00:51:02,854 --> 00:51:04,772 YOU'VE HEARD THAT NAME BEFORE. 961 00:51:04,773 --> 00:51:06,770 HOW'S IT GOIN'? 962 00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:09,774 OKAY. 963 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:13,065 DID YOU WATCH RVTV TONIGHT? NO. 964 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:16,156 ♪♪ [ Ballad ] MISSED IT. 965 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:18,777 WE'RE HOT! 966 00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:23,622 I MEAN, I... WE HAVE CLIENTS LINED UP FOR VIDEO ACES. 967 00:51:23,623 --> 00:51:26,633 WE'RE GONNA DO NONSTOP VIDEOS FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 968 00:51:26,634 --> 00:51:29,626 LOOK AT ALL THESE BUSINESS CARDS. 969 00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:31,709 CONGRATULATIONS. 970 00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:33,715 [ TV ] ♪ REPAVE AMERICA ♪ 971 00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:35,716 DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 972 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,968 THAT YOU GUYS'LL BECOME EXACTLY LIKE SAMANTHA. 973 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:42,308 TO US, IVAN, AND TO OUR SUCCESS. 974 00:51:42,309 --> 00:51:44,309 TO YOU, SAMANTHA, 975 00:51:44,311 --> 00:51:47,101 FOR HELPING MAKE VIDEO ACES WHAT IT IS, 976 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:51,284 AND FOR MAKING ME FEEL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE LIKE I'M ON FIRE... 977 00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:58,277 TAKE MY WATER. 978 00:52:00,285 --> 00:52:03,575 - YOU WERE SAYING? - YOU LOOK RAVISHING. 979 00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:05,914 I'D LIKE TO CHEW ON YOUR THIGHS. 980 00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:08,915 I THOUGHT WE HAD A PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP. 981 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:10,838 SO I'LL PAY. 982 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,465 SERIOUSLY, IVAN, 983 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:19,296 I THINK WE SHOULD START PLANNING ABOUT OUR FUTURE FAME AND FORTUNE. 984 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:23,183 I'D THROW ALL OF THAT WAY FOR ONE CHANCE TO FLAMBE YOUR FLESH WITH MY TONGUE. 985 00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:28,153 ONLY ABSOLUTE SUCCESS CAN BRING TOTAL FULFILLMENT. 986 00:52:29,231 --> 00:52:31,361 WANT YOUR CHERRY? 987 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:34,401 POWER IS HAPPINESS, 988 00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:36,736 AND THE MEDIA IS THE KEY TO POWER. 989 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:39,657 WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY IS WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 990 00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:44,371 FUCK! 991 00:52:46,373 --> 00:52:49,708 BILL HEARST, OTIS CHANDLER, RUPERT MURDOCH, 992 00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:51,709 TED TURNER, 993 00:52:51,711 --> 00:52:54,087 CONNIE CHUNG. 994 00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:56,088 THESE PEOPLE SEDUCED THE MASSES... 995 00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:59,390 AND IN TURN BECAME LEGENDS IN THEIR OWN TIME. 996 00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,345 THAT'S WHAT I WANT, IVAN, 997 00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:06,227 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GET. 998 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:10,401 ANY WAY I CAN. 999 00:53:11,314 --> 00:53:13,315 WANNA DANCE? 1000 00:53:13,316 --> 00:53:15,226 I'LL LEAD. 1001 00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:19,946 [ Animal Howls ] 1002 00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:21,867 SAMANTHA! 1003 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:26,662 [ Whistles ] 1004 00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:38,054 IT'S AWFULLY HOT OUT HERE. 1005 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:43,465 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT REPRESENTATION? 1006 00:53:43,471 --> 00:53:45,391 AH, IT LOOKS GOOD. 1007 00:53:47,475 --> 00:53:50,225 YOU KNOW, IVAN, 1008 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,854 IN BUSINESS... 1009 00:53:52,855 --> 00:53:55,395 ITS THE PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS... 1010 00:53:58,778 --> 00:54:01,488 THAT MAKE IT ALL... 1011 00:54:01,489 --> 00:54:03,489 WORTHWHILE. 1012 00:54:03,491 --> 00:54:06,291 [ Zipper Unzips ] WHATEVER. 1013 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:09,411 FROM THERE THEY'RE OFF TO UTAH... 1014 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,419 TO DO THE OSMONDS' CHRISTMAS SHOW. 1015 00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:14,035 THEY'RE SPENDING THE MONTH OF JANUARY WITH PIA. 1016 00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:17,879 BUT I LIKE YOU A LOT, SO I'M GONNA TALK TO MY CLIENTS. 1017 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,256 YOU TALK TO THEM? [ Scoffs ] 1018 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:22,427 I'LL TALK TO THEM. 1019 00:54:23,636 --> 00:54:27,466 WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IS A LIVE TELEVISED CONCERT... 1020 00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:30,266 TO 30 MILLION PEOPLE. 1021 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,727 EVERYBODY LOVES MENUDO. 1022 00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:34,768 [ Together ] MENUDO? 1023 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:38,362 [ Man ] AND YOU KNOW THAT. [ Together ] YEAH, WE LOVE MENUDO. 1024 00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:42,281 TO THE LAST ALBUM. 1025 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:46,366 IVAN. 1026 00:54:46,367 --> 00:54:48,987 [ Man ] THIS IS A SMALL TOWN. 1027 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,330 [ Ivan ] OH, NO, IT'S NOT. 1028 00:54:51,331 --> 00:54:55,250 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. THEY'LL BE THERE. 1029 00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:57,251 IN A SURPRISING UPSET TONIGHT, 1030 00:54:57,253 --> 00:55:00,633 TWO VIRTUAL UNKNOWNS HAVE SNATCHED TOP HONORS AT THE U.S. VIDEO AWARDS... 1031 00:55:00,634 --> 00:55:03,341 FOR THE BLENDER CHILDREN'S MR. MX-7. 1032 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:05,511 WE'VE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW NOW... 1033 00:55:05,512 --> 00:55:07,302 WITH THESE TWO SIZZLING-HOT GUYS. 1034 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:11,521 WE ARE LIVE BACKSTAGE AT THE U.S. VIDEO AWARDS... VIDEO ACES: 555-6957. 1035 00:55:11,522 --> 00:55:13,518 YOU'LL GET PLENTY OF TIME TO SELL THAT. 1036 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:17,360 NORMAN, AREN'T THOSE THE BOYS I HIRED TO VIDEOTAPE THE BALL? 1037 00:55:17,361 --> 00:55:21,067 [ TV Continues ] THEY NEVER SENT ME THE TAPE. 1038 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:29,449 I GOT A LEAD. I THINK I KNOW WHO HAS MY TAPE. 1039 00:55:31,704 --> 00:55:34,714 [ Ivan ] TERMINAL BAR, NORT. ROGER. THAT'S A 10-4. 1040 00:55:34,715 --> 00:55:37,327 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 1041 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,335 ♪♪ [ Rhythm And Blues ] 1042 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:43,376 - ♪ IT WOULD TAKE A MIRACLE ♪ - [ Thunderclaps ] 1043 00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:49,966 ♪ TO EASE MY TROUBLED MIND ♪ 1044 00:55:52,558 --> 00:55:56,598 ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP ME ♪ 1045 00:55:58,189 --> 00:56:02,859 ♪ TRYING HARD TO BE SO KIND ♪ 1046 00:56:05,321 --> 00:56:09,701 ♪ BABY, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO BE ♪ 1047 00:56:11,453 --> 00:56:16,753 ♪ JUST AN AUDIENCE FOR MY PAIN ♪ 1048 00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:24,669 ♪ I'M LIVIN' IN A PRISON ♪ 1049 00:56:26,759 --> 00:56:31,759 ♪ THOUGH YOU CAN'T SEE THE BARS ♪ 1050 00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:38,650 ♪ I'VE BEEN WOUNDED SO MANY TIMES, HA ♪ 1051 00:56:40,105 --> 00:56:44,775 ♪ THOUGH YOU CANNOT SEE THE SCARS ♪ 1052 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:51,825 ♪ I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME NOW ♪ 1053 00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:58,458 ♪ AND THE REASON IS PLAIN ♪ 1054 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:04,588 ♪ BABY, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO BE ♪ 1055 00:57:06,257 --> 00:57:11,297 ♪ JUST AN AUDIENCE FOR MY PAIN ♪ 1056 00:57:13,681 --> 00:57:19,477 ♪ AUDIENCE FOR MY PAIN ♪ 1057 00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:23,478 ♪ I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME THAT WAY ♪ GO! 1058 00:57:25,568 --> 00:57:29,448 ♪ OHH, NO ♪ 1059 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:36,946 ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪ 1060 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:42,917 ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪ 1061 00:57:42,918 --> 00:57:47,128 ♪ NO, NO, OHH ♪ 1062 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:53,720 ♪ NO, NO, NO, OHH ♪♪ 1063 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,474 THAT IS MUSIC! SWANKY MODES! ALL RIGHT! 1064 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,765 ALL RIGHT! THAT IS MUSIC! 1065 00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:03,605 THE FABULOUS BROTHERS DIAMOND. 1066 00:58:03,606 --> 00:58:05,524 OHH! 1067 00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:09,025 ♪ YOU HURT ME, BABY ♪ ♪ BABY ♪ 1068 00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:11,908 ♪ YOU THREW A NET AROUND MY HEART ♪ GOOD SET, BILLY. 1069 00:58:11,909 --> 00:58:15,534 SHOW'S OVER, BOYS. DRINKIN' TIME'S BEGUN. 1070 00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:18,244 ♪ I SAID YOU HURT ME... ♪♪ HERE YOU GO, LESTER. 1071 00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:22,325 WE HAVEN'T SUNG THAT TUNE IN 15 YEARS. 1072 00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:24,630 AND I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER BACK THAT FAR. 1073 00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:26,997 - [ Chuckles ] - NUMBER THREE ON THE CHARTS. 1074 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:30,673 YEAH, YOU PERFORMED ON THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW OCTOBER 12, 1970, 1075 00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:35,596 8:22 EASTERN STANDARD TIME RIGHT AFTER THOSE DANCING ELEPHANTS. 1076 00:58:35,597 --> 00:58:39,057 [ Laughs ] YOU BOYS BUYING? 1077 00:58:40,059 --> 00:58:42,059 YEAH! YEAH, SURE. YEAH! 1078 00:58:42,061 --> 00:58:44,858 WE LOVE THE SWANKY MODES! SET 'EM UP, JACK. 1079 00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:47,475 EXCEPTING NOW WE'RE THE BROTHERS DIAMOND. 1080 00:58:47,483 --> 00:58:49,525 JACK, TWO COURVOISIERS. 1081 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:53,856 THE HOTTEST ACTS IN SHOW BUSINESS TODAY ARE OFFSHOOTS OF YOU GUYS. 1082 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:57,284 - YEAH. THEY RIPPED YOU OFF. - YEAH, WELL, WE ALSO KNOW, SKINNY. 1083 00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:03,464 MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU GUYS. 1084 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:07,381 YEAH! WE'LL DO A VIDEO, MAN! 1085 00:59:08,755 --> 00:59:11,255 A MUSIC VIDEO WOULD BROADEN YOUR DEMOGRAPHICS... 1086 00:59:11,256 --> 00:59:13,546 WHILE RETAINING YOUR INTEGRITY. 1087 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,344 YEAH. WE CAN GET YOU ON RVTV. 1088 00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:18,345 [ Lester ] TV? WHO'D WANNA SEE US? 1089 00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:22,475 LOOK AT HIM. HE'S UGLY. 1090 00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:26,766 THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE UGLY WHO ARE MAKING SERIOUS MONEY. 1091 00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:31,612 SEE, WE CAN PACKAGE YOU SO THE PUBLIC WILL FIND YOU PALPABLE. PACKAGE? NO. 1092 00:59:31,613 --> 00:59:35,405 PALPABLE? PALPABLE. NO, NO! I GOT IT! 1093 00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:38,784 WE'RE GONNA GIVE THESE GUYS THE REAL THING. 1094 00:59:38,785 --> 00:59:42,785 AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE'RE GONNA START TOMORROW NIGHT WITH A LIVE SIMULCAST OF 20... 1095 00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:45,665 NO. THIRTY COUNTRIES! YEAH! WE ARE? 1096 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,126 WHY ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS? 1097 00:59:48,127 --> 00:59:50,796 WHY? BECAUSE WE HAVE TO! 1098 00:59:50,797 --> 00:59:54,426 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR INFLUENCE IN OUR LIVES, WE'D KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT SOUL. 1099 00:59:54,427 --> 00:59:56,585 WE'D BE FAMILY MEN WORKING FOR MULTINATIONAL... 1100 00:59:56,593 --> 01:00:00,013 EARNING SIX FIGURES, DRIVING LeBarons! 1101 01:00:00,014 --> 01:00:03,808 HEY, YOU CAN'T PIN THAT ON US. WE HAVE LAWYERS. 1102 01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:07,439 OH, IT'S TOO LATE. WE OUTTA THE GATE, BUT THAT'S OUR FATE! 1103 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,228 THAT FUNKY TRAIN! YEAH! 1104 01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:13,070 [ Jack ] UH, HEY, BIG SPENDER. [ Josh ] PAY THE MAN, IVAN. 1105 01:00:13,071 --> 01:00:16,568 [ Josh Laughing ] HERE. I GOT SOME CHANGE HERE SOMEWHERE. 1106 01:00:16,572 --> 01:00:18,572 WE'LL BE IN TOUCH, MAN. 1107 01:00:18,574 --> 01:00:20,704 NOW, WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT? 1108 01:00:21,702 --> 01:00:23,702 NOTHIN'. 1109 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:27,618 WHOO! 1110 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,674 YEAH! 1111 01:00:30,711 --> 01:00:33,171 I AM TOTALLY PSYCHED, MAN! 1112 01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:37,182 AS OF THIS MOMENT, WE ARE CANCELING ALL OUR JIVE-JOB VIDEOS. 1113 01:00:37,183 --> 01:00:39,886 WE ARE? EXCEPT MENUDO. 1114 01:00:39,887 --> 01:00:44,847 MENUDO? YEAH. THE MASTER PLAN HAS COME TO FRUITION, BUD! 1115 01:00:44,851 --> 01:00:47,226 AH! OH! AH, YES! 1116 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:49,557 - [ Horn Honks ] - [ Both Screaming ] 1117 01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:56,565 WATCH OUT! DRIVE SAFELY! [ Chuckles ] 1118 01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:59,238 [ Man ] ANYBODY THERE? 1119 01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:01,867 [ Man ♪2 ] YEAH. CAUCASIAN FEMALE. 1120 01:01:01,868 --> 01:01:05,948 SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE AGES OF FIFTEEN AND THIRTY-S... FIVE. 1121 01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:08,794 RIGHT. LET'S MOVE. 1122 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:13,336 SHH. ALL RIGHT. THERE'S SOME TAPES. 1123 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:16,216 ADMISSION OF FEAR. FALSE EVIDENCE APPEARING REAL. 1124 01:01:16,217 --> 01:01:18,795 WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF "IF"? BUT WHY M... WHY MENUDO? 1125 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:25,217 BEAT IT, YOU HOODLUMS. 1126 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:34,864 - LINDA, WHAT'S HAPPENING? - I DON'T KNOW. 1127 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:39,108 BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME. 1128 01:01:39,113 --> 01:01:41,906 DAMN. I'M OUT. [ Laughs ] 1129 01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:44,197 OUT OF BULLETS, HUH? 1130 01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:48,661 - MY VIDEO PROTECTOR. - [ Man On Video ] SAY YOUR PRAYERS, SLIMEBALL. 1131 01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:55,711 THANKS, SKIP. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS? 1132 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:59,172 GENTLEMEN, WE ARE THE, UH... HITMEN. 1133 01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:01,303 WE NEED A VIDEOTAPE RIGHT AWAY. 1134 01:02:01,304 --> 01:02:03,598 IT'S 2:00 IN THE MORNING, WE'RE TIRED, 1135 01:02:03,599 --> 01:02:05,885 AND WE'RE NOT DOING ANY MORE JIVE-JOB VIDEOS. 1136 01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:09,099 THE ONLY WAY WE'D DO A VIDEO WITH A BAND LIKE YOU... 1137 01:02:09,101 --> 01:02:11,811 IS IF WE GOT PAID THE BIG BUCKS, YOU KNOW? 1138 01:02:11,813 --> 01:02:14,692 WILL 90 THOU IN NONSEQUENTIAL 50s BE ACCEPTABLE? 1139 01:02:14,693 --> 01:02:16,860 LET'S NOT HAGGLE. 100 THOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1140 01:02:16,861 --> 01:02:20,528 WE HAVE TO SET UP FOR THE MODES CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT. 1141 01:02:20,529 --> 01:02:22,738 THIS IS THE CAPITAL WE NEED TO KEEP OUR EQUIPMENT. 1142 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:25,449 CASH FLOW EQUALS PERSONAL FREEDOM. 1143 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:28,330 THE FREEDOM TO DO THE VIDEOS YOU WANT. CAPISCE? 1144 01:02:28,331 --> 01:02:30,328 YOU CAN'T PASS THIS UP. 1145 01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:34,457 THINK ABOUT IT. 1146 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:39,255 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL DO IT DURING OUR COFFEE BREAK TOMORROW. 1147 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:42,256 YOU BRING THE DOUGHNUTS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE! 1148 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:45,259 GENTLEMEN, LET ME SHOW YOU TO YOUR CAR. RIGHT THIS WAY. 1149 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,471 YOU PICKED A FINE COMPANY. YEAH? 1150 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:50,892 I'VE SEEN YOUR RECORDS, AND I THINK... I REALLY RESPECT YOUR WORK. 1151 01:02:50,893 --> 01:02:52,852 I'M FLATTERED. WE'RE CURRENTLY WORKING WITH BONNIE RAITT. 1152 01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:56,522 - NOT THE BONNIE RAITT. - YEAH. BONNIE RAITT WITH NIGEL HARRISON. 1153 01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:58,942 [ Ivan ] WHAT KIND OF CAR ARE YOU DRIVING? 1154 01:02:58,943 --> 01:03:00,953 JOSH, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. 1155 01:03:01,946 --> 01:03:03,856 YOU SEEM SO CHANGED. 1156 01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:08,784 YOU'RE SO COMMITTED, SO RECKLESS, 1157 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,954 SO PASSIONATE. 1158 01:03:10,955 --> 01:03:14,955 IT'S THE MODES. MY BLOOD IS BOILING. 1159 01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:18,839 WHEN THEY STIR UP THE THOUGHTS AND SENSATIONS THAT ARE PENT UP INSIDE ME, 1160 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,255 I-I FEEL LIKE I'M READY TO EXPLODE. 1161 01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:24,885 [ Chuckles ] COME HERE, YOU LITTLE FILLY. 1162 01:03:24,886 --> 01:03:27,256 [ Gasps ] 1163 01:03:27,262 --> 01:03:30,890 SHOULD I GET MY DIAPHRAGM? DAMN STRAIGHT, WOMAN. 1164 01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:34,810 WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE ON THE LOVE TRAIN. 1165 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:36,811 [ Giggles ] 1166 01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:42,398 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP? 1167 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:45,862 I DON'T KNOW. LET'S FIND OUT. 1168 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:49,624 HEY. LOOK WHO I RAN INTO DOWNSTAIRS. 1169 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:52,408 [ Moaning ] 1170 01:03:52,412 --> 01:03:56,082 HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S LIMBO TIME! 1171 01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,209 [ Commotion ] 1172 01:03:58,210 --> 01:04:01,760 ♪♪ [ Calypso ] 1173 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:07,835 ♪♪ [ Man Singing ] 1174 01:04:19,064 --> 01:04:21,399 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1175 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:24,190 [ Gasps ] HONEY, LOOK. 1176 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:29,323 SEE? THAT WAS JUST A FRONT. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. HEY. YEAH. 1177 01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:32,618 THAT'S JOSH! AREN'T YOU PROUD? LOOKY THERE. 1178 01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:36,119 YEAH. THERE'S IVAN. 1179 01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:38,749 LET'S SURPRISE 'EM. YEAH. 1180 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:41,130 ♪♪ [ Calypso Continues ] 1181 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:50,303 - WHOOP. - HI. 1182 01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:01,982 HI, MOM. HI, DAD. 1183 01:05:01,983 --> 01:05:06,493 UH, THIS IS BELINDA. SHE'S A GIRL. HI. 1184 01:05:09,114 --> 01:05:11,914 DON'T SAY A WORD. NOT ONE WORD! 1185 01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:16,871 [ Door-Ajar Alarm Beeping ] 1186 01:05:16,872 --> 01:05:18,922 [ Turns Ignition ] 1187 01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:29,128 [ Door-Ajar Alarm Beeping ] 1188 01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:34,219 LET ME HAVE SOME. ALL RIGHT. OVER HERE. MOVE IT! 1189 01:05:36,142 --> 01:05:38,142 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, LISTEN UP. 1190 01:05:38,144 --> 01:05:41,064 WE'LL DISTRACT THEM WHILE YOU FIND THAT RED TAPE. 1191 01:05:41,065 --> 01:05:45,900 AND REMEMBER, THERE'S A BONUS FOR THE MAN WHO PUTS IT IN MY HAND. 1192 01:05:45,901 --> 01:05:48,571 [ Whistles ] 1193 01:05:51,032 --> 01:05:53,662 HOLD ON A SECOND. WHERE'S THE DOUGHNUTS? 1194 01:05:53,663 --> 01:05:56,698 STANDARD GOVERNMENT ISSUE. GOOD. 1195 01:05:56,703 --> 01:06:00,792 - RIGHT THIS WAY. WE'LL BE WORKING IN STUDIO "D." - [ Whistles ] 1196 01:06:00,793 --> 01:06:04,130 WATCHING? ONE, TWO, THREE, STEP. [ Josh ] OKAY. LET'S GO. 1197 01:06:04,131 --> 01:06:06,798 ONE, TWO, THREE, BACK. ARMS LIKE WINDMILLS. [ Josh ] LET'S ROLL. 1198 01:06:06,799 --> 01:06:09,967 IVAN! LET'S GO! [ Ivan ] OPPOSITE HANDS, OKAY? 1199 01:06:09,968 --> 01:06:12,676 TOUCH, STEP. TOUCH, STEP. SING. 1200 01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:15,007 OKAY. TEN MINUTES. TEN MINUTES. GOOD LUCK. 1201 01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:17,313 ♪♪ [ Playback: R&B ] 1202 01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:21,686 [ Josh ] COME ON! GET TO WORK! 1203 01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:28,819 ♪ NO NEED TO DISCUSS IT ♪ [ Singing Along ] 1204 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:33,615 ♪ 'CAUSE THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR ♪ 1205 01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:38,698 ♪ WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR LOVING EYES ♪ 1206 01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:41,923 ♪ I KNOW YOU WANT ME NEAR ♪ HERE. THIS IS IT. NO. 1207 01:06:41,924 --> 01:06:43,955 SHIT! ♪ HUSH ♪ 1208 01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:46,419 ♪ BABY DON'T MAKE A SOUND ♪ SHH! 1209 01:06:46,420 --> 01:06:51,049 ♪ WE'RE ONLY WASTING PRECIOUS TIME ♪ 1210 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:53,759 ♪ I KNOW IN MY HEART AND SOUL ♪ 1211 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,928 HUH. MM. RED TAPE. 1212 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:58,349 HERE. GIVE IT TO ME. HEY! GIVE ME THAT! 1213 01:06:58,350 --> 01:07:01,558 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU. I FOUND IT! 1214 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:06,060 ♪ DON'T NEED NO 1-2-3s ♪ ♪ 1-2-3s ♪ 1215 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:10,276 ♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO SPEAK WHEN YOUR KNEES GET WEAK ♪ 1216 01:07:10,277 --> 01:07:12,817 ♪ IT'S THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE ♪ 1217 01:07:12,821 --> 01:07:15,198 GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT! 1218 01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:17,699 ♪ DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOU SING ♪ 1219 01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:22,746 ♪ OH, THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY ♪ ♪ THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY ♪ 1220 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:26,957 ♪ 'CAUSE EVERY TIME WE KISS OUR LIPS WILL NEVER MISS ♪ 1221 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,710 ♪ THAT'S THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE ♪ 1222 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:32,840 [ Women ] ♪ THAT'S THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE ♪♪ 1223 01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:35,141 HEY! GIMME THAT THING! GIMME IT! 1224 01:07:35,142 --> 01:07:38,635 THAT'S A WRAP. 1225 01:07:38,638 --> 01:07:40,848 PATRICK. THAT'S A FINE IRISH NAME. 1226 01:07:40,849 --> 01:07:45,686 AS YOUR PARTY'S LEADING PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER, 1227 01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:48,397 YOU ARE A STAUNCH ADVOCATE OF NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION? 1228 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:51,228 - THAT'S RIGHT. - NOW, DOES WANTING MORE AND BIGGER MISSILES... 1229 01:07:51,234 --> 01:07:53,572 STEM FROM PENIS ENVY OF THE RUSSIANS? 1230 01:07:53,573 --> 01:07:57,280 UH, NO, I-I... THAT'S NOT THE CASE, SON. [ Woman Giggles ] 1231 01:07:57,282 --> 01:08:01,368 UH, THAT'S... MATTER OF FACT, THAT'S PRIMITIVE THINKING. 1232 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:04,369 BUT, I WILL ADD, 1233 01:08:04,372 --> 01:08:08,592 I'LL THROW MY SLAB UP ON THE YARDSTICK AGAINST GORBY ANY DAY OF THE GODDAMN WEEK. 1234 01:08:08,593 --> 01:08:11,125 [ Voices Of Ascension ] 1235 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:14,552 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. [ Woman ] MR. MART. 1236 01:08:14,553 --> 01:08:19,178 MR. MART, I HEAR THAT YOU'RE AN AVID VIDEO ENTHUSIAST. 1237 01:08:19,179 --> 01:08:21,219 UH... VIDEO? 1238 01:08:21,223 --> 01:08:25,976 WELL, YEAH. I-I MEAN, I-I-I DABBLE. 1239 01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:30,147 I'VE SEEN YOUR WORK. IT'S VERY PROVOCATIVE. 1240 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:33,188 AND IF I REFUSE? 1241 01:08:33,194 --> 01:08:35,200 AMERICA WOULD LOVE TO TUNE IN... 1242 01:08:35,201 --> 01:08:38,316 TO SEE ITS PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BEING SPANKED BY A GIRL IN A WET SUIT. 1243 01:08:40,201 --> 01:08:42,201 ALL RIGHT. 1244 01:08:44,205 --> 01:08:46,575 TEN DAYS. 1245 01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:49,291 YOU'LL BE PUBLISHING IN TEN DAYS. 1246 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,002 NOW, WHERE'S MY TAPE? SOMEPLACE SAFE. 1247 01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:55,298 [ Man ] NO! IT'S MINE! [ Man ♪2 ] SHH! 1248 01:08:55,299 --> 01:08:58,178 - HERE'S THE TAPE FROM THE VIDEO ACES. - ENTERTAIN US, MR. G. 1249 01:08:58,179 --> 01:09:02,426 I'M SURE MISS GREGORY HERE WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY PROVOCATIVE WORK... 1250 01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:05,180 ONE LAST TIME. 1251 01:09:08,687 --> 01:09:12,315 ♪♪ [ Heavy Metal ] 1252 01:09:12,316 --> 01:09:18,776 ♪♪ 1253 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,200 YOU HAVE 24 HOURS, MART. 1254 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:26,287 RVTV JUST CONFIRMED THE SATELLITE HOOKUP. 1255 01:09:26,288 --> 01:09:30,168 MENUDO'S GONNA BE PISSED. [ Josh ] THEY'RE YOUNG. THEY'LL GET OVER IT. 1256 01:09:30,169 --> 01:09:34,246 HEY! NOW, THESE ARE THE SWANKY MODES I REMEMBER. 1257 01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:36,714 YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT. YEAH. 1258 01:09:36,715 --> 01:09:41,135 ALL RIGHT. THE MODES ARE COMING BACK IN A BIG WAY. 1259 01:09:41,136 --> 01:09:44,346 KINDA LIKE OLD TIMES, EH, BILLY? 1260 01:09:44,348 --> 01:09:46,307 NOT R-REALLY. 1261 01:09:46,308 --> 01:09:49,308 WHY DON'T YOU GO INTO THE VIDEO LOUNGE AND JUST RELAX? 1262 01:09:49,311 --> 01:09:52,311 THERE'S A REFRIGERATOR WITH WINE COOLERS IF YOU WANT A DRINK. 1263 01:09:52,314 --> 01:09:55,694 WE JUST GOTTA DO A COUPLE MORE STRAIGHT-TYPE THINGS BEFORE THE SHOW. 1264 01:09:55,695 --> 01:09:58,361 LET'S WARM UP, BILLY. OKAY. 1265 01:09:58,362 --> 01:10:01,196 ONE, TWO. ONE, TWO, THREE. 1266 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:04,157 ♪ BET YO' BOTTOM DOLLAR ON ME ♪ 1267 01:10:04,159 --> 01:10:07,659 [ Tires Screeching ] ♪ I'M AS GOOD AS GOOD CAN BE ♪ 1268 01:10:07,662 --> 01:10:10,212 [ Tires Screeching ] HOLY SHIT. 1269 01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:21,008 SOME MEN ARE AFTER ME. COUNT ME IN. 1270 01:10:21,009 --> 01:10:23,428 IVAN, I'M SERIOUS. THESE GUYS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME. 1271 01:10:23,429 --> 01:10:27,558 SOMEBODY ON THAT ROOF! YOU! ON TOP OF THAT CAR. BACK HIM UP. 1272 01:10:27,559 --> 01:10:31,017 - HEY. IT'S THE HITMEN! - [ Samantha ] THAT'S THEM. 1273 01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:34,479 - THEY'RE COMPLETELY HARMLESS. WE JUST DID THEIR LAST VIDEO. - FIRE. 1274 01:10:34,481 --> 01:10:38,691 - [ Gunshots ] - [ Screaming ] 1275 01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:41,236 NO REFUNDS! 1276 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:45,237 - [ Gunshots Continue ] - [ Samantha Screams ] OH, SHIT! 1277 01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:54,375 GOD! JOSH, GIVE THEM THE MONEY BACK. 1278 01:10:54,376 --> 01:10:56,956 I'M NOT GOING DOWN THERE. NO WAY! YOU SHOULD! YOU SHOULD! 1279 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:59,505 SAMANTHA! SAMANTHA! NO! HEY. 1280 01:10:59,506 --> 01:11:02,466 IF IT'LL HELP YOU GUYS OUT, WE'LL TAKE IT TO 'EM. 1281 01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:06,387 - [ Lester ] GET IT, BILLY. - WE CAN DO THAT MUCH FOR YOU. 1282 01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:12,845 [ Both ] WE LOVE THE SWANKY MODES. 1283 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:16,515 [ Gunfire Continues ] 1284 01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:18,524 NO PROBLEM. 1285 01:11:18,525 --> 01:11:22,235 COME ON, LESTER. LESTER! COME ON! 1286 01:11:22,237 --> 01:11:24,366 [ Gunfire Continues ] HOLD YOUR FIRE! 1287 01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:27,525 [ Gunfire Stops ] COME ON, LESTER. NO PROBLEM, OFFICER. 1288 01:11:27,534 --> 01:11:30,544 GIVE ME THAT CASE. NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM. 1289 01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:36,834 THEY'RE OPENING THE CASE. 1290 01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:41,125 - [ Ivan ] THEY'RE LOOKING INSIDE THE CASE. - IT'S NOT HERE. 1291 01:11:43,341 --> 01:11:47,261 [ Ivan ] THEY'RE GIVING THE CASE BACK. THE MODES ARE WALKING AWAY. 1292 01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:50,309 NO, THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY. NOW THEY'RE POINTING A MACHINE GUN AT US. 1293 01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:53,886 - [ Machine Gun Fire ] - [ Belinda ] THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US AGAIN! 1294 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:57,813 - [ Ivan ] NO SHIT! - THEY DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY! THEY'RE MART'S MEN! 1295 01:11:57,814 --> 01:12:00,441 WHAT? WHAT? 1296 01:12:00,442 --> 01:12:03,402 OH, GOD. [ Josh ] BELINDA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1297 01:12:03,403 --> 01:12:05,863 [ Bullets Ricocheting ] 1298 01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:08,374 - HOLD IT! HOLD IT! - [ Gunfire Stops ] 1299 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,866 THEY'RE TALKING TO HER. 1300 01:12:10,869 --> 01:12:13,829 WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING HERE? YOU ALMOST KILLED ME. 1301 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:16,830 ARE YOU OKAY? YOU BOZO! I LIVE HERE. GET OUT OF HERE! 1302 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,383 - GET DOWN OFF THAT CAR! - THEY'RE PUTTING AWAY THEIR GUNS. 1303 01:12:19,384 --> 01:12:23,964 GET IN THE CAR AND GET OUT OF HERE! GET OFF THAT ROOF! 1304 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:27,335 COME ON! LET'S GO! SNAP IT UP! GO ON! GET OUT OF HERE! 1305 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:30,304 THEY'RE GETTING IN THEIR CAR. 1306 01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:32,555 [ Car Engines Start ] 1307 01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:34,597 THEY'RE DRIVING AWAY. WE'RE SAFE. 1308 01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:36,601 WE'RE SAFE! WE'RE SAFE! 1309 01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:39,363 - [ Both Laughing ] - [ Ivan ] WE'RE SAFE! 1310 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:43,108 SAMANTHA, WHY DID THEY WANNA KILL US? 1311 01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:46,489 - HOW DID YOU GET THEM NOT TO KILL US? - WHERE THE FUCK... 1312 01:12:46,490 --> 01:12:48,488 DID THE MODES GO WITH OUR MONEY? 1313 01:12:48,490 --> 01:12:50,070 THEY'LL BE AT THE CONCERT. 1314 01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:53,577 ♪♪ [ Rock 'N' Roll ] 1315 01:12:53,578 --> 01:12:58,538 [ Girl ] WELCOME TO RVTV's EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE OF THE MENUDO CONCERT, 1316 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:02,591 BEAMING OUT TO OVER 30 MILLION HOUSEHOLDS ACROSS THE WORLD! 1317 01:13:02,592 --> 01:13:05,465 SO STAY TUNED TO RVTV. 1318 01:13:05,466 --> 01:13:07,466 [ Horn Honking ] 1319 01:13:07,468 --> 01:13:09,548 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! MENUDO! MENUDO! 1320 01:13:09,553 --> 01:13:11,554 AY! MENUDO! JOHNNY... OHH! 1321 01:13:11,555 --> 01:13:13,595 BAMBINOS. HEY. ¿QUE PASO? 1322 01:13:13,599 --> 01:13:17,187 MI LLAMO IVAN. ESE ES EL DIRECTOR SENOR JOSH TAGERMEISTER. 1323 01:13:17,188 --> 01:13:19,185 HI, GUYS. GONNA BE GREAT WORKING WITH YA. 1324 01:13:19,187 --> 01:13:21,477 LISTEN, UM, I GOTTA SEE YOUR GREEN CARDS. 1325 01:13:22,482 --> 01:13:25,610 LEFT THEM AT THE HOTEL. MY, MY. 1326 01:13:25,611 --> 01:13:27,611 [ Both ] HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? 1327 01:13:27,613 --> 01:13:31,033 THIS PUTS US IN AN EMBARRASSING SITUATION. THE NEW IMMIGRATION LAW AND ALL. 1328 01:13:31,034 --> 01:13:33,539 WE COULD BE FINED UP TO $1,000 PER MENUDO. 1329 01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:38,205 WHY DON'T YOU JAM BACK TO THE BUNGALOW AT THE HOTEL, PICK 'EM UP, COME RIGHT BACK? 1330 01:13:38,206 --> 01:13:40,916 SORRY. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. PULL IT OUT. 1331 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:44,547 LET'S GO. GO, GO! VAMOS ALA CHINGADA. 1332 01:13:45,505 --> 01:13:48,335 I HATE TO WAIT. 1333 01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,926 WHAT TIME IS IT? 1334 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,927 WHAT TIME IS IT? 1335 01:13:52,929 --> 01:13:54,596 GOD! 1336 01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:57,557 WHERE ARE THEY? THERE'S NO PROBLEM, ALL RIGHT? 1337 01:13:57,559 --> 01:13:59,939 THEY'RE GOING TO BE HERE. THE MODES ARE GOING TO OPEN FOR THEM. 1338 01:13:59,940 --> 01:14:02,556 THE MODES? WHO THE HELL ARE THE MODES? 1339 01:14:02,564 --> 01:14:06,114 THE SWANKY MODES. THEY'VE BEEN LEGENDS FOR 20 YEARS. WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? 1340 01:14:06,115 --> 01:14:08,569 I'M ONLY 17! 1341 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,447 [ Man ] ANYBODY WANT THESE TICKETS? 1342 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:16,999 TWENTY-FIVE BUCKS APIECE IS ALL I'M ASKING FOR. MENUDO, YOU KNOW? 1343 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:20,705 IVAN. IVAN, WHAT IF THEY DON'T SHOW UP? 1344 01:14:20,707 --> 01:14:24,707 WHAT IF WE WANTED THIS MORE FOR THEM THAN THEY WANTED IT FOR THEMSELVES? 1345 01:14:24,711 --> 01:14:27,630 THAT'S AN INTRIGUING PREMISE, JOSH. 1346 01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:29,468 MEANS WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM. 1347 01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:33,594 IT MEANS YOU REALLY FUCKED UP! I... ME? I FUCKED UP? ME? 1348 01:14:33,595 --> 01:14:37,635 ME! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ALWAYS IMITATED THE MODES. 1349 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,938 YOU LEARNED THEIR ROUTINES. YOU WANTED US TO BE LIKE BILLY AND LESTER! 1350 01:14:40,939 --> 01:14:43,095 LISTEN, I DELIVERED ON THE BUSINESS END. 1351 01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:45,110 NOW YOU CAN'T DELIVER ON THE CREATIVE END. 1352 01:14:45,111 --> 01:14:47,566 SO I'M GONNA TAKE THE BLAME? SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! 1353 01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:49,857 SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! 1354 01:14:49,861 --> 01:14:53,661 IF THE MODES DON'T SHOW UP, WE'RE BOTH SCREWED! YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 1355 01:14:55,867 --> 01:14:59,577 - [ Man ] HEY! MOVE IT OR LOSE IT. - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 1356 01:14:59,579 --> 01:15:02,499 I SAID, "MOVE IT." THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID. 1357 01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:04,788 OHH. [ Door-Ajar Alarm Beeping ] 1358 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:08,592 [ Grunts ] 1359 01:15:11,675 --> 01:15:13,545 I'LL PARK IT. 1360 01:15:14,636 --> 01:15:16,596 [ Groans ] 1361 01:15:16,597 --> 01:15:18,257 [ Speaking Spanish ] 1362 01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:20,484 MOVE IT. 1363 01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:25,060 [ Scalper ] NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS CONCERT. 1364 01:15:25,063 --> 01:15:27,863 YOU SURE THIS IS THE PLACE? THIS LOOKS LIKE IT. 1365 01:15:27,864 --> 01:15:31,694 YOU SURE? THIS SEEMS TO BE THE BACKSTAGE AREA. 1366 01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:34,735 - PEOPLE ARE GOING BACK THERE. - THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE GUY! 1367 01:15:36,157 --> 01:15:39,737 HEY, HEY! OH, JESUS. OHH, SHIT! 1368 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:44,414 HEY! HEY, STOP THAT, YOU BIG APE! COME ON! OOH! 1369 01:15:44,415 --> 01:15:47,165 WE WERE GONNA PAY TO PARK HERE! 1370 01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:51,168 NBC NEWS? LISTEN, I'VE GOT A VIDEOTAPE SHOWING... 1371 01:15:51,172 --> 01:15:55,302 A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ENGAGED IN DEVIANT SEXUAL ACTIVITIES. 1372 01:15:55,303 --> 01:15:59,137 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I NEED A RELEASE? THIS IS NEWS! 1373 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:01,888 $15.99! COME ON, WHO WANTS 'EM? YOU WANT THIS? 1374 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:05,811 - [ Crowd Screaming ] - TAKE THE SHIRT, ALL RIGHT? JUST TAKE THE SHIRT. 1375 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:09,730 [ Man ] EVERYBODY RUN! RUN! 1376 01:16:14,362 --> 01:16:16,362 HERE! GUN. 1377 01:16:16,364 --> 01:16:18,784 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? UNH. LOOK OUT. 1378 01:16:23,413 --> 01:16:25,583 OH! [ Man ] OOH! SHIT! 1379 01:16:34,674 --> 01:16:36,684 [ Wolf's Whistle ] [ Man ] GO, BABY! 1380 01:16:36,685 --> 01:16:38,796 [ Cheering And Applause ] 1381 01:16:43,642 --> 01:16:45,642 [ Microphone Feedback ] 1382 01:16:45,644 --> 01:16:48,895 ♪ DON'T NEED NO A-B-Cs ♪ 1383 01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:52,274 ♪ DON'T NEED NO 1-2-3s ♪ 1384 01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:54,855 ♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO SPEAK... ♪ 1385 01:16:54,861 --> 01:16:59,071 THE TENSION'S REALLY BUILDING UP HERE BACKSTAGE AT THE BIG CONCERT. 1386 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:01,701 LOTS OF SURPRISE... WHOA THERE! 1387 01:17:01,702 --> 01:17:05,081 LOOK WHO SNAGGED SAMANTHA GREGORY FROM ROCK GOSSIP FANZINE! 1388 01:17:05,082 --> 01:17:07,829 SHE'S THE FACE THAT DISCOVERED THE ACES! 1389 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:11,633 WHERE ARE JOSH AND IVAN HIDING? UPSTAIRS IN THE OUT-OF-CONTROL BOOTH! 1390 01:17:11,634 --> 01:17:13,837 WHAT'S THE NEW WHAMMY, SAMMY? 1391 01:17:13,839 --> 01:17:18,339 HUH? MART. NORMAN. CONGRESSMAN. SHEEP. [ Screams ] 1392 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:22,642 [ VJ ] IT'S ANOTHER RVTV EXCLUSIVE! STEP ON IT. 1393 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:26,850 [ Exhales Deeply ] 1394 01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:29,351 SATELLITE UPLINK STARTS IN ONE MINUTE. 1395 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:33,565 [ Sighs ] WHICH SHOT DO YOU WANT TO START WITH, IVAN? 1396 01:17:33,566 --> 01:17:35,736 ANY ONE WILL DO. THAT ONE. THAT ONE. 1397 01:17:35,737 --> 01:17:39,735 - THERE SHE IS. - [ Wolf's Whistle ] 1398 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,740 [ Audience Cheering ] 1399 01:17:43,743 --> 01:17:45,873 AAH! 1400 01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:52,334 AWESOME! 1401 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,705 [ Cheering Continues ] 1402 01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:59,795 IVAN, MART'S GOONS ARE AFTER ME AGAIN. 1403 01:17:59,801 --> 01:18:01,851 WHY DID YOU COME IN HERE? 1404 01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:07,729 GIVE ME THE TAPE, SAMANTHA. 1405 01:18:14,065 --> 01:18:16,565 GAAAH! 1406 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,950 WAAH! 1407 01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:26,576 BLACKMAIL IS NOT FOR THE NOVICE, MISS GREGORY. 1408 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:28,577 YOU'VE GOT YOUR FILTHY LITTLE TAPE, MART. 1409 01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:31,619 WHY DON'T YOU CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR HOLE? SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1410 01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:34,084 SHE'S BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS. 1411 01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:37,625 LADY, THIS BETTER BE THE RIGHT FUCKING TAPE. 1412 01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:40,840 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? THAT CHARITY BALL WAS A DUD. 1413 01:18:40,842 --> 01:18:44,099 YOU IDIOTS. THIS ISN'T A CHARITY BALL. THIS COULD RUIN ME. 1414 01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:47,095 IT COULD? OH, YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT COULD. 1415 01:18:47,098 --> 01:18:49,888 I COULD BE REDUCED TO AN INSIGNIFICANT PISSANT... 1416 01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:51,892 JUST LIKE YOU. 1417 01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:53,895 [ Chuckles ] 1418 01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:57,936 WELL, THEN, UH, LET'S CHECK AND MAKE SURE IT'S THE RIGHT TAPE. 1419 01:18:57,943 --> 01:19:00,402 WHAT? I'LL THREAD IT UP FOR YOU. 1420 01:19:00,403 --> 01:19:02,823 MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO WATCH IT AT HOME. 1421 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,284 NO. NO, I... 1422 01:19:07,285 --> 01:19:09,285 I THINK MR... MR... JOSH. 1423 01:19:09,287 --> 01:19:11,867 MR. JOSH IS RIGHT. 1424 01:19:11,873 --> 01:19:14,875 UH, LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 1425 01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:18,295 NOW, THIS IS NOTHING FANCY. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 1426 01:19:18,296 --> 01:19:20,296 I MEAN, IT'S JUST A LITTLE HOME CAMERA. 1427 01:19:20,298 --> 01:19:23,717 AND IT'S JUST... I MEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT, BUT, YOU KNOW... 1428 01:19:23,718 --> 01:19:25,928 [ Chuckles ] YEAH, WE UNDERSTAND. 1429 01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:39,437 [ Beeping ] 1430 01:19:41,987 --> 01:19:45,107 [ Mart, High-Pitched Voice ] DON'T. OH, NO! AH! OH, NO! 1431 01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:48,033 [ TV: Mart Agonizing ] 1432 01:19:48,034 --> 01:19:50,827 OH. DON'T. DON'T! NO! 1433 01:19:50,828 --> 01:19:53,788 NO! AH! AAH! AAH! NO! 1434 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:56,789 CHARLES, CALL MY LAWYER! 1435 01:19:56,792 --> 01:20:01,379 STOP IT! AAH! AH! OH! NO! NO, NO, NO. 1436 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,798 [ Yells ] 1437 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:07,759 NO, NO, NO. NO! AAH! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! 1438 01:20:07,762 --> 01:20:10,312 [ Ronald Reagan ] WELL, MOMMY, CANCEL MY APPOINTMENT WITH... 1439 01:20:10,313 --> 01:20:12,386 WHAT'S HIS NAME? NORMAN MART. 1440 01:20:12,391 --> 01:20:14,811 CAN YOU MAKE THE PICTURE LESS FUZZY? 1441 01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:21,858 - WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON? - WELL, THE TAPE IS INTERLOCKED WITH A SATELLITE, 1442 01:20:21,859 --> 01:20:26,319 AND IT'S BEING TRANSMITTED TO DOWNLINKS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. 1443 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,822 PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH? 1444 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,825 WELL, STOP IT! 1445 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:33,786 [ Bell Dings ] TOO LATE, MAN. 1446 01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:38,416 YOUR ASS HAS JUST GONE OUT HIGH SPEED... 1447 01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:40,747 TO THOUSANDS OF AFFILIATE STATIONS, 1448 01:20:40,753 --> 01:20:43,171 AND EACH NOW HAS THEIR OWN COPY. 1449 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:46,632 - [ Whimpers ] - SAY, "GOOD NIGHT," NORMAN. 1450 01:20:46,634 --> 01:20:51,889 [ Whimpering And Crying ] 1451 01:20:51,890 --> 01:20:54,430 NO MORE POLITICS. NO MORE KICKBACKS. 1452 01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:57,269 NO MORE MEET THE PRESS. DAD. 1453 01:20:57,270 --> 01:20:59,187 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1454 01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:02,857 DAD? THIS SLIME DOG IS YOUR FATHER? 1455 01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:05,898 - I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU. - WELL, THANKS. 1456 01:21:05,904 --> 01:21:08,697 HEY! WHERE'S MENUDO? 1457 01:21:08,698 --> 01:21:10,698 MENUDO! 1458 01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,870 [ All Chanting ] MENUDO! MENUDO! 1459 01:21:12,871 --> 01:21:16,578 I WON'T GET TO BE PRESIDENT! I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT! 1460 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,830 [ Mart ] OH, MY! OH, MY! 1461 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:22,836 - I'VE LOST EVERYTHING, BELINDA! - NO, YOU HAVEN'T. 1462 01:21:22,837 --> 01:21:25,167 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! I HATE TO BREAK THIS UP, HEIDI, 1463 01:21:25,172 --> 01:21:29,052 BUT WE GOT A SATELLITE THING HAPPENING IN, LIKE, SIX SECONDS. 1464 01:21:29,053 --> 01:21:32,470 - DID YOU FIND THE MODES? - NO. 1465 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:35,471 AWW. [ Crowd Chanting ] MENUDO! MENUDO! 1466 01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:39,019 MENUDO! MENUDO! MENUDO! MENUDO! 1467 01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:41,229 MENUDO! MENUDO! 1468 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,770 [ Chanting Continues ] 1469 01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:45,994 [ Thunderclap ] 1470 01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:54,038 [ Girls Screaming, Commotion ] 1471 01:21:56,412 --> 01:21:58,580 I LOVE THESE GUYS. 1472 01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:00,581 [ Crowd ] MENUDO! MENUDO! 1473 01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:03,752 ♪♪ [ Rhythm And Blues ] [ Cheering And Applause ] 1474 01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:05,963 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1475 01:22:05,964 --> 01:22:08,131 DUDE! HOMEBOYS! YEAH! 1476 01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:10,925 OPEN UP! LET 'EM THROUGH. 1477 01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:18,926 ♪♪ 1478 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:21,768 THIS WAY. RIGHT UP THIS WAY. [ Girls Screaming ] 1479 01:22:21,771 --> 01:22:25,111 OKAY, EVERYBODY, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! GIVE THEM SOME SPACE! 1480 01:22:25,112 --> 01:22:28,148 COME ON. MOVE! OUT OF THE WAY! YOU'RE ON. 1481 01:22:28,153 --> 01:22:32,197 ♪♪ 1482 01:22:32,198 --> 01:22:35,488 [ Man on P.A. ] ATENCION, DAMAS Y CABALLEROS. 1483 01:22:35,493 --> 01:22:37,503 ATENCION! [ Thunder Rumbling ] 1484 01:22:37,504 --> 01:22:42,285 ♪♪ 1485 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:46,128 [ Cheering ] 1486 01:22:46,129 --> 01:22:48,459 [ Man on P.A. ] PRESENTAMOS... 1487 01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:51,383 LOS SWANKY MODES! 1488 01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:53,593 [ Cheering Continues ] 1489 01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:56,054 ♪♪ 1490 01:22:56,055 --> 01:23:00,885 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1491 01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:08,612 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1492 01:23:11,278 --> 01:23:15,115 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪ 1493 01:23:15,116 --> 01:23:18,486 ♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪ 1494 01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:23,834 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1495 01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:30,088 ♪ WORKIN' THIS JOB YOU GOTTA BE CRAZY ♪ 1496 01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:33,175 ♪ FIFTY PERCENT OUT OF YOUR MIND ♪ 1497 01:23:33,176 --> 01:23:38,136 ♪ THEY SAY FORGET IT, BOY THEY CALL YOU LAZY ♪ 1498 01:23:38,139 --> 01:23:41,019 ♪ THEY TAKE THE CREDIT WHEN YOU HIT BIG TIME ♪ 1499 01:23:41,020 --> 01:23:45,854 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1500 01:23:45,855 --> 01:23:48,145 ♪ NOW, NOW, NOW NOW, NOW ♪ 1501 01:23:48,149 --> 01:23:53,319 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1502 01:23:56,866 --> 01:24:00,236 [ Singing Along ] ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪ 1503 01:24:00,244 --> 01:24:04,206 ♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪ 1504 01:24:04,207 --> 01:24:08,837 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1505 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:15,425 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO SACRIFICE YOU'VE GOT TO SUFFER ♪ 1506 01:24:15,426 --> 01:24:18,136 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO REALLY PAY YOUR DUES ♪ 1507 01:24:18,138 --> 01:24:22,638 ♪ 'CAUSE THERE THERE'S NO GUARANTEE THAT YOU'LL BE DISCOVERED ♪ 1508 01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:26,191 ♪ ONE DAY YOU'RE UP ONE DAY YOU'RE LAST WEEK'S NEWS ♪ 1509 01:24:26,192 --> 01:24:31,937 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1510 01:24:31,942 --> 01:24:34,110 [ Billy Chuckles ] 1511 01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:38,621 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1512 01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:45,288 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪ 1513 01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:48,458 [ Singing Along ] ♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪ 1514 01:24:48,459 --> 01:24:54,506 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1515 01:24:54,507 --> 01:24:57,467 ♪♪ [ Solo ] 1516 01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:25,116 [ Groans ] 1517 01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:31,376 [ Women ] ♪ OOH ♪ 1518 01:25:31,377 --> 01:25:33,457 ♪ OOH ♪ 1519 01:25:42,096 --> 01:25:47,096 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1520 01:25:47,101 --> 01:25:49,435 ♪ WELL ♪ 1521 01:25:49,436 --> 01:25:54,146 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1522 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,818 ♪ NOW, NOW ♪ 1523 01:25:56,819 --> 01:26:00,947 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪ 1524 01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:04,158 ♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪ 1525 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:09,206 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1526 01:26:09,207 --> 01:26:11,577 ♪ I WANNA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME NOW ♪ 1527 01:26:11,584 --> 01:26:16,462 [ Singing Along ] ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1528 01:26:16,463 --> 01:26:19,215 [ Women ] ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1529 01:26:19,216 --> 01:26:24,136 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪ 1530 01:26:24,138 --> 01:26:27,098 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1531 01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:31,019 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪ 1532 01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:34,188 ♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪ 1533 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:39,279 ♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪♪ 1534 01:26:46,702 --> 01:26:49,872 [ Music Stops ] [ Wild Cheering And Whistling ] 1535 01:26:58,547 --> 01:27:01,377 [ Both Howling ] 1536 01:27:02,968 --> 01:27:06,888 YOU REALLY GOTTA HAND IT TO THOSE TWO. THEY PULLED IT OFF. 1537 01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:11,139 I WOULD LIKE A CHAMPAGNE, AND MY FRIEND WOULD LIKE A WINE COOLER. 1538 01:27:11,143 --> 01:27:13,149 YOU GUYS THE VIDEO ACES? YEAH. 1539 01:27:13,150 --> 01:27:17,315 WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. OH, WHO YOU GUYS WITH? NBC? CBS? MCA? 1540 01:27:17,317 --> 01:27:20,276 NO. FBI. IT'S AGAINST THE LAW... 1541 01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:22,737 TO BROADCAST PORNOGRAPHY. 1542 01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:25,407 YOU BOYS SHOULD'VE READ THE MEESE COMMISSION REPORTS... 1543 01:27:25,408 --> 01:27:27,408 BEFORE YOU TAMPERED WITH THE AIRWAVES. 1544 01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:29,410 WHAT? YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 1545 01:27:29,412 --> 01:27:32,962 NO FUCKIN' WAY! HELP! REMEMBER WHAT WE DID TO JELLO BIAFRA? 1546 01:27:32,963 --> 01:27:34,876 HELP! 1547 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:01,818 YO, FRIENDS, CHECK THIS OUT. 1548 01:28:01,819 --> 01:28:05,947 [ Rapping ] ♪ HOLD ON A MINUTE DON'T LEAVE YET ♪ 1549 01:28:05,948 --> 01:28:09,408 ♪ ROSCOE'S END CREDITS ARE YOUR BEST BET ♪ 1550 01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:13,204 ♪ THEM VIDEO ACES WENT FROM RAGS TO RICHES ♪ 1551 01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:17,285 ♪ NOW THEY'RE IN THE CAN WITH NO CASH OR BITCHES ♪ 1552 01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:21,087 ♪ WHEN THEY SERVE THEIR TIME THEM SUCKERS WILL SEE ♪ 1553 01:28:21,088 --> 01:28:25,338 ♪ 'SCOE'S DONE EXPANDED VERTICALLY ♪ 1554 01:28:25,342 --> 01:28:29,095 ♪ TAPEHEADS OF THE WORLD TAKE A TIP FROM ME ♪ 1555 01:28:29,096 --> 01:28:33,224 ♪ YOU DO WHAT YOU GOTTA BUT DON'T DO IT FOR FREE ♪ 1556 01:28:33,225 --> 01:28:36,644 ♪ WINGS AND WAFFLES WAS JUST A START ♪ 1557 01:28:36,645 --> 01:28:41,225 ♪ NOW I'M MAKING MORE MONEY THAN NORMAN MART ♪ 1558 01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:44,569 ♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪ 1559 01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:48,614 ♪ WE GOT FUEL FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ 1560 01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:52,155 ♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪ 1561 01:28:52,161 --> 01:28:56,831 ♪ AND YOU GET GOOD VALUE FOR YOUR BUCK ♪ 1562 01:28:56,832 --> 01:28:59,959 ♪♪ [ Scratching ] 1563 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:04,046 ♪ HAMBURGERS ARE GREASY AND PIZZA'S PLAIN NASTY ♪ 1564 01:29:04,047 --> 01:29:07,967 ♪ AND THEM LITTLE TACOS IS MESSY AND RASPY ♪ 1565 01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:11,678 ♪ BUT MY CHICKEN'S SO FINE IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND ♪ 1566 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:15,558 ♪ IT'LL SHAKE YO' HIPS IT'LL PAD YOUR BEHIND ♪ 1567 01:29:15,559 --> 01:29:19,645 ♪ NOW, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A WING WITH A WAFFLE ♪ 1568 01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:23,816 ♪ WELL, THAT'S TOO LONG IT OUGHTA BE UNLAWFUL ♪ 1569 01:29:23,817 --> 01:29:27,446 ♪ POULTRY AIN'T YOUR BAG WELL, THAT DON'T MATTER ♪ 1570 01:29:27,447 --> 01:29:31,237 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M DOWN BY LAW WITH MY WAFFLE BATTER ♪ 1571 01:29:31,241 --> 01:29:35,537 STIR IT UP! ♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪ 1572 01:29:35,538 --> 01:29:38,915 ♪ WE GOT FUEL FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ 1573 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:44,086 - GO ON. ITCH THAT SCRATCH! - ♪♪ [ Scratching ] 1574 01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:53,972 [ Clucking ] 1575 01:29:59,562 --> 01:30:02,772 [ Squawking And Crowing ] 1576 01:30:10,573 --> 01:30:14,200 ♪ EVERYBODY TOLD ME HOW GOOD I WAS ♪ 1577 01:30:14,201 --> 01:30:18,411 ♪ SO I GOT ME A CONTRACT WITH MO FUZZ ♪ 1578 01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:21,916 ♪ ANYONE CAN BE WHAT THEY WANNA BE ♪ 1579 01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:26,167 ♪ IF THEY WATCH DON DRUZEL ON THE TV ♪ 1580 01:30:26,171 --> 01:30:29,841 ♪ IF YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET ENOUGH OF ME ♪ 1581 01:30:29,842 --> 01:30:33,886 ♪ PICK UP THE RECORD ALBUM TAPE OR CD ♪ 1582 01:30:33,887 --> 01:30:37,927 ♪ NOW THAT I'VE COME TO THE END OF MY TUNE ♪ 1583 01:30:37,933 --> 01:30:41,727 ♪ DROP ANOTHER SIX BUCKS AND COME BACK SOON ♪ 1584 01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:45,478 SHELL THEM OUT. ♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪ 1585 01:30:45,483 --> 01:30:49,652 ♪ WE GOT FUEL FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ WE GOT IT! 1586 01:30:49,653 --> 01:30:53,281 ♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪ 1587 01:30:53,282 --> 01:30:57,580 - ♪ AND YOU GET GOOD VALUE FOR YOUR BUCK ♪ - OHH! YOU KNOW IT! 1588 01:30:57,581 --> 01:31:01,158 ♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪ I AIN'T LYIN'. 1589 01:31:01,164 --> 01:31:04,876 ♪ WE GOT FUEL FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ ALL RIGHT! 1590 01:31:04,877 --> 01:31:08,547 ♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪ 1591 01:31:08,548 --> 01:31:12,468 ♪ AND YOU GET GOOD VALUE FOR YOUR BUCK ♪ SPANISH FLY GIRLS, SING! 1592 01:31:12,469 --> 01:31:15,137 ♪♪ [ Women Singing In Spanish ] 1593 01:31:20,642 --> 01:31:23,312 ♪♪ [ Singing In Spanish Continues ] 1594 01:31:28,942 --> 01:31:32,492 - ♪♪ [ Guitar Solo ] - ♪ CHICK-CHICKEN ♪ 1595 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:47,384 ♪♪ [ Women Singing In Spanish ] 1596 01:31:57,721 --> 01:32:00,556 [ Roscoe ] ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ 1597 01:32:00,557 --> 01:32:04,137 ♪♪ [ Scratching ] SCRATCH! 1598 01:32:04,144 --> 01:32:08,024 ♪♪ [ Guitar Solo ] ♪ CHICK-CHICK-CHICK-CHICK CHICKEN, CHICKEN ♪ 1599 01:32:10,067 --> 01:32:12,647 - [ Squawking ] - ♪♪ [ Guitar Solo Continues ] 1600 01:32:13,654 --> 01:32:16,284 [ Gulping Noises ] 1601 01:32:19,660 --> 01:32:23,370 ♪ FUNKY CHICKEN DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN ♪ 1602 01:32:23,372 --> 01:32:26,422 ♪ FUNK, FUNK, FUNK FUNKY CHICKEN ♪♪ 124021