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♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry.
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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PHINEAS: It's a mystery, Ferb.
A riddle.
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Whispering a secret to an enigma
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while driving down a lost
highway in an Escher painting.
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How do they get the
toothpaste into the tube?
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Sometimes if you're lost it's
best to just go along for the ride.
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[HUMMING ALONG TO MUSIC]
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New Paisley Sideburn Brothers
Album. Don't make me bust!
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And how do they get the red
and blue toothpaste to swirl?
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[LOUD THUD]
Whoa.
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Hmm. Apparently it just
fell out of the sky.
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Well, I guess it's the only one.
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Let's open it up and see what's inside.
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Wow, it's a day full of questions.
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First the toothpaste, and now this.
And of course where is Perry.
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Yeah, see what I mean? We're
up to our armpits in enigmas.
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Ah, Agent P, glad you're here.
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Doofenshmirtz has been
incommunicado for far too long.
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Either he's up to something big or
he's met with some sort of foul play.
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Well, that was rather
abrupt. You know, sometimes I
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feel like he just comes
here to get his assignments.
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[LOUD CLUNKING]
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Aw crud, that's the third battle ax
I've broken on this thing!
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Sorry about that, Dumpy.
The name is Dumpamir.
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Wow, the fact that we cannot open
it makes discovering the contents
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that much more tantalizing.
I know, right?
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Luckily, Ferb has been working on
a special Z-ray machine
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that can see through any
substance on the periodic table.
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It's highly experimental,
so you might want to
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encase yourself in this lead body armor.
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[FLASHES]
[BEEPS]
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FERB: Well, we can't see into the
capsule, but the second mole has a cavity
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and it looks like Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro
is making craploch tortillas.
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CHORUS: ♪ Doofenshmirtz
Evil Incorporated! ♪
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[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Hey, that's my lunch!
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[TRUCK REVERSING] I think I'm
actually running out of ideas here.
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And pianos.
Shall I go get a pipe organ?
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I know the secret of
how to open that hatch.
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You do?
I do.
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You see, for generations
and generations,
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the Van Stomm family has
been the guardian of the
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secret knowledge and protectors
of the Mystery Capsule.
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We make the 13th century Templars
look like a bunch of wusses!
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And throughout the ages, our
family has pledged our lives
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to conceal it from the unenlightened,
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and in doing so, we were
entrusted with the only key
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that can unlock the capsule's secrets.
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Really?
Nah, I'm just messin' with you.
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I found this on the
other side of the fence.
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I saw it fall out of the lock when
the capsule dropped from the sky.
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It's worth a try.
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[BEEPING] Nice work, Agent P.
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Carl is analyzing the
footprint sample you pulled
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from Doof's living room
as we speak. [BEEPS]
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We've analyzed the mud
and there seems to be a large number
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of caffeine molecules in there,
along with some rain water.
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So our only leads are
coffee and a rainy climate.
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That could be anywhere!
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Uh, hello?
Anyone there?
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Marco...
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You're supposed to say "Polo."
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There better be a satisfying
explanation for this
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when it's over or I'm gonna
be merciless on my blog.
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PHINEAS: Yeah, baby!
What mysteries does it contain?
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[GASPS] Perhaps dozens of
stray Schrodinger's cats?
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Well, I ain't cleanin' their litter box!
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[HISSING]
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[GASPING]
Why is it smoking like that?
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And why are we all tilted?
Whoops, sorry.
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You don't understand what you've done!
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Who are you?
I'm you...
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from the future.
[ALL GASP]
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[GASPS]
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Peter the Panda?
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Oh, that was a good shot of me!
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Oh, and that one. That one too!
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Oh, that one, that one was terrible.
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My nose looked all crooked,
it needed scribbling on.
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MAN: Hello, Doofenshmirtz.
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Hello, inky shape
hovering in the darkness.
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What gives?
It is I, Professor Mystery.
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Okay...
Peter the Panda never mentioned me?
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No, but he doesn't
actually, you know, talk.
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So, you gonna tell me
why you kidnapped me?
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Uh, hello? I know you're still
out there, I can see your eyeballs.
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What's with all the silence?
It's very off-putting.
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Mystery is my allure.
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Oh, this is gonna be a fun conversation.
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Wait a minute, you're
me from the future?
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What happened to my nose?
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Never mind about our nose-es!
Listen to that!
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If that hamster stops
running the black hole
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will break containment,
reality will collapse,
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and now you've exposed
my hamster to atmosphere!
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It's only a matter of
time before he weakens!
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Wait... you have a hamster
that's allergic to air?
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You must believe me!
Why?
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Because I'm you from the future!
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Wait, I am not Indian in the future?
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Okay, I'm you from the future.
That doesn't even make sense!
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WOMAN: Stop telling people
you're them from the future.
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Who's that?
That's just Denise, ignore her.
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She's no one from the
future.-e I heard that!
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Hi, kids, sorry for the intrusion.
There's no time to lose!
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Settle down, Bernie.
Remember your blood pressure.
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BERNIE: What did I tell you?
It's happening!
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He's slowing down!
Oh, let him.
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I'm so tired of that
hamster running our lives.
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[SIREN BLARING]
PHINEAS: What's that flashing?
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That cannot be good.
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Well, you did hit it
with a lot of pianos.
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Seriously though, what's
with the kidnapping?
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And why do you have an obsessive
shrine to Peter the Panda?
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Because I am
Peter the Panda's nemesis.
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[GASPS] You're surprised?
Well, yeah, of course.
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I mean, come on, if I
knew he had a nemesis,
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I would never want to be
the "other" evil scientist.
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Ooh, an Inator.
So, what does it do?
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I can't divulge that, because mystery...
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Is your allure, yeah, yeah,
I know. So, do you tell
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Peter the Panda your plans
before or after you trap him?
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I just... I'm always
interested in process.
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I don't tell him at all,
it would ruin the mystery.
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Which is my...
But he's your nemesis!
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He's got to know what he's thwarting!
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I mean, that's just common
courtesy. What, you expect
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him to infer it just from
your complicated back-stories?
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Wait, don't...
Oh, no, don't tell me
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that you've never even
given him a back story!
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Well, there's your problem.
There's your problem right there!
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What?
Lack of communication.
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Give me a beat!
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ You can can it with the mystery ♪
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♪ You don't have to be so vague ♪
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CHORUS GIRLS: ♪ So vague ♪
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♪ Give your nemesis some history ♪
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♪ All the reasons you're a
rotten egg ♪
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♪ It's not enough just to
show him your device ♪ Ooh!
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♪ You got to tell him what it does ♪
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♪ I think you'll be surprised
at his attention span ♪
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♪ He's the only one
who's gonna understand ♪
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♪ You gotta tell him all of
your evil plans because... ♪
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♪ You've got to talk to him ♪
Ooh!
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♪ Tell him every twisted
scheme that's in your head ♪
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♪ Talk to him ♪
Ooh
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♪ You've gotta give him
some specifics he can dread ♪
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♪ Talk to him ♪
♪ Don't just stand there like a rock ♪
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♪ He's got two furry ears so use them ♪
♪ Use them ♪
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♪ I know you really want to bruise him ♪
♪ Bruise him ♪
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♪ But I think you're gonna
lose him if you don't talk ♪
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CHORUS GIRLS: ♪ If you don't talk ♪
[FLOURISH]
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♪ Communication is the key ♪
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♪ if you'd just open up you'll see ♪
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♪ and maybe he'll stop
thwarting me if you just talk ♪
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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How did you get chorus girls in here?
They're a union, they'll travel.
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[PULSATING]
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There's only one way to stop this!
Listen carefully! [SQUAWKS]
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Hey, Denise, I found your bird!
You did? Where was he?
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He was in my beard. Anyway,
there's only one way to stop this!
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[YELLING]
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[ALL SHOUTING] No!
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Quick, everyone, grab hold of the tree!
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Now what?
Of course, this is the one time
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an object has not disappeared
from the back yard!
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Yeah, that's an annoying
break in the pattern.
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Well, actually, that's not the pattern.
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The pattern is that
they disappear after...
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[ALL YELLING] Candace!
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[GASPS]
Mom, Mom, Mom!
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You're the last person I'm going to
take advice from, you nemesis stealer!
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Even with musical accompaniment
you just don't get it.
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Ugh, I'm gonna have to
spell it out for you.
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It's not my fault that you
and Peter are having problems,
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it's yours.
We'll see whose fault it is
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once I activate my True Purpose
Shrouded in an Enigma-inator!
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Because, in just a few
moments you will be zapped
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and my vengeance will be complete!
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Uh, yawn. I mean, I'd
be so much more concerned
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if I understood what
the stakes were, man.
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You've... [SCOFFS] Man.
[CRACKLING] Hmm?
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Peter the Panda!
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Wow, I never thought I'd be
so glad to see my nemesis!
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Peter the Panda is not your nemesis!
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Ah, you're right, he's
not even my nemesis.
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He's more of a thwarty call.
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Don't you diminish him like that...
Ooh! [GROANS]
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[GRUNTS] See, he's thwarting me!
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You mean nothing to him, Doofenshmirtz.
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[GRUNTING] Yes, yes!
You see, this is good, isn't it?
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What did he give you
that I couldn't give you?
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An evil monologue, for one thing.
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What?
Communication!
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Oh, for crying out loud,
at least tell him what your
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Inator does! Huh?
Oh, yes! It's an un-exist-inator.
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What? Well...
Well, now I'm worried.
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See? Communication works.
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I can't hold on much longer!
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The one day my...
[ANNOUNCER READING]
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...are in the wash.
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[ALL SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]
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Hurry, Mom!
Come on, come on... What?
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That did not hurt as much as I expected.
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Yeah, you're welcome, people.
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So my own parents accidentally
created a black hole and became obsessed
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with containing it, eventually firing
themselves into orbit for fear
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that they would jeopardize the planet,
but that even me in the process.
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That is what motivated me to
become evil in the first place,
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and eventually build
my un-exist-inator
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which you destroyed tonight.
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Wow, it really feels great
to tell someone all this.
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BOTH: Son!
Mom, Dad, you're back!
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Aw...
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I want you guys to meet my
nemesis, Peter the Panda.
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You have a nemesis?
Our boy's all grown up!
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Why is he a panda bear?
Bernie!
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What?
I was just wondering.
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Come on, Perry the
Platypus, let's go home.
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I talk to you enough, right?
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Yeah, you're right, maybe too much.
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Why don't you come in
for some snacks, kids?
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And if you see your
dad, tell him to join us.
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But, but, but... Fine.
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You know, that was pretty intense, Ferb.
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We could've blown up the planet,
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or ripped open the space-time
continuum or something.
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I just hope we didn't cause
any real damage. [ROARING]
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Oh, hi, Dad. Mom has snacks
if you want to join us.
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[BRITISH ACCENT] Ah, jolly
good, boys, I am a bit peckish.
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Maybe there's some pie left.
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Whoa, that was weird.
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Was that us?
Couldn't be.
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That Phineas had four white stripes
on his shirt and you only have three.
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Good point, not to mention
our dad isn't a polar bear.
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Come on, come on Stace, cover me!
We need to find the bridge
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across the Dumbledown River
before that stupid gopher!
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I've got your back, girl.
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Coin! Come on, come on!
CANDACE: I'm on it.
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[OINKING AND QUACKING]
Next. You did it, Candace!
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Yes!
Third on the leader board, baby!
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That digital Ducky Momo
trophy will be mine!
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Ours.
Ours!
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Candace, oh, good, you're up.
You have plenty
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of time to tackle the list
of chores you left piled up.
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But Mom, Stacy and I are
"this" close to kicking
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leaderboard butt in
Ducky Momo golden quest.
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Well, your chores better be done before
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I get back from running my errands.
No problemo, Mom!
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You're looking at the
queen of multi-tasking!
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Just make sure you hit the
whole list, Your Majesty.
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See you later.
'Kay.
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Ooh, ooh, squirrel bandits!
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Ha! You lose, bro!
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Eye shifts count! You moved!
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Actually, you did too,
since our planet's orbital
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speed around the sun is
67,000 miles per hour,
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and you are on its surface, and
speeding around the sun as well.
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Quit it!
Cool hat, Baljeet!
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Thank you,
I got it at Astro Camp today!
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Quit turbocharging the orbital
speed of my solar system!
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What? I'm racing 'em
against each other.
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That's it! I know what
we're gonna do today!
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Smack Baljeet's hat around?
No.
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We're gonna build a solar
system and race the planets!
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Only if I can still smack
around Baljeet's hat.
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Hey, where is Perry?
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Only you can make the
decision to succeed.
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You've got to dig down deep within
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yourself and grab a hold of your dream!
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Go ahead, grab it.
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I'll wait.
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Oh, Agent P! I've been giving a
motivational speech to the interns.
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And by interns I mean Carl.
CARL: Very inspirational, sir.
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Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has rented
out a conference hall at the
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Danville Motel Inn and is giving
some kind of motivational lecture.
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Who would want motivation
from him is beyond
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me, but, well, that's beside the point.
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Pick up your credentials
at the front desk.
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Good luck, Agent P!
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I'm all hooked up and
ready to multi-task.
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First on the list, wash dishes.
Now, where did we leave off?
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I think we were heading into
the forest of the Grizzly King.
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Are you sure you don't want to wait
until you've finish your chores?
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Oh, please, Stacy, I've got
everything under control!
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Let's tackle the Mountain King's dishes!
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ISABELLA: Hey, Phineas, what you doing?
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Ferb and I were just heading
up to our solar system speedway.
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We're gonna have a planet race!
Cool!
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The first one to complete 50 laps
around the sun wins the Galaxy 5000!
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Technically it should be the Galaxy 50,
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but, you know, Galaxy
5000 sounds so much cooler.
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Ferb is racing Mercury,
the closest planet to the sun.
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I'm racing Mars.
I saved Venus for you.
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Aw, because Venus is
the goddess of love?
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Actually, I didn't even
think of that, but sure. Ugh.
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All right, racers, status check!
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BALJEET: Saturn, check!
Yu-rah-noose, check.
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Buford, that is not
how it is pronounced.
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It is on this channel.
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IRVING: Venus?
Intergalactic Planetary Racing Patch, check!
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IRVING: Mars?
All ready!
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IRVING: Earth?
Earth is ready to go!
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IRVING: Neptune?
Check.
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IRVING: Jupiter?
Check.
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Pluto is go!
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Albert? What are you doing here?
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Pluto isn't even a planet.
That is still in dispute.
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IRVING: Racers, start your planets!
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[BEEPING]
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Right out of the gate
the Earth is in the lead,
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with Jupiter and Neptune
rushing up to the challenge,
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but they take each other out!
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The Fireside Girls maintain their lead.
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Watch out for the falling
fiery marshmallows, Stace!
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I'll turn them into s'mores
with my super sugar squeal!
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[SQUEALS]
Bye-bye, Wonder Kid!
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Okay, I'll go collect the
coins in the Cocoa Campground.
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Now to get the laundry started.
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CHORUS: ♪ Doofenshmirtz
Motivational Seminar! ♪
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Welcome, you lucky people in attendance.
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I am Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz,
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and I am here to introduce
you to my eight-step program
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for ruling the Tri-State Area!
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I... I mean, overcoming obstacles
on the path to self-fulfillment.
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[CHUCKLES]
Right, nothing evil there.
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Anywho, behold!
The Inator Method!
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Hit it, Norm!
[MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Maybe you're a loser who's
been sleeping in his car ♪
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♪ Or a crazy person saving all
their toenails in a jar ♪ Nice!
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♪ There may be many reasons
you can count yourself sub-par ♪
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♪ But the biggest one is you
signed up for this here seminar ♪
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♪ But I'm the guy who'll
give you all the answers ♪
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♪ Sit back, relax and I
will cue my backup dancers! ♪
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♪ The Inator Method! ♪
♪ It's the method with all the solutions ♪
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♪ The Inator Method! ♪
♪ This is the one Don't accept substitutions ♪
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♪ The Inator Method! ♪
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♪ Soon you'll see that
the only conclusion is to ♪
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♪ follow those impulsive urges ♪
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♪ you know that you
want to purchase now ♪
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♪ The Inator Method! ♪
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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That's what I'm talking about, yeah!
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Perry the Platypus,
what are you doing here?
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You're not supposed
to be here till Step 3.
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You'll have to excuse me while
I confer with my visual aid.
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I'm on stage so I'm going to
have to forgo the long backstory.
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Suffice it to say, there was a
judge's ruling involved, okay?
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Anyway, just take a seat in the
back and I'll cue you when you're on.
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Perry the Platypus, ladies
and gentlemen. You'll be seeing
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more of him later during the
"nemesis" portion of the seminar.
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Oh, sweet! We made it to the Golden
Key of the Crumblebum Dwarves.
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Candace! It's the Gopher!
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I'll put a stop to you, you
gold key swiping go-fare!
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00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,939
Just get the key! Oh, aw...
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00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,909
Stupid gopher!
Now we're back to third place!
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00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,345
I guess we'll just have to
get him on the next level.
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00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,881
Did I put the...
Hmm, better clean than dirty.
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I'm one totally focused
multi-tasking genius!
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IRVING: It's a virtual dead-heat
with a planetary trine between
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Mercury, Mars and Venus!
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Phineas is out in
front by a pointed nose!
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Well, check out the cool
inverted move from Ferb!
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Watch out, boys, Venus
is rising fast! Whoa!
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FERB: She went intra-Venus
right between us.
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Okay, so now that we've got
the basics covered, we can
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get the fun part. Let's start
with Trapping Your Nemesis!
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Nametag, you're it!
[CHATTERING]
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The keys to a good trap
are the element of surprise
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and also, if you can work in
a good pun that's always nice.
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Uh, what about constraint
and effectiveness?
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Yeah, that'll be covered in the
Thwarting Portion of our seminar,
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don't... don't get ahead of yourself.
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Okay, Step 4 is the big reveal!
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Behold, the Motivate-inator!
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[MUSIC FLOURISHES]
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Music sting, that totally ups the drama.
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So what does it do?
I'm glad you asked!
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You, come on up here.
I'll show you.
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Let's give him a big hand for
being such a sport, shall we?
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00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,010
All right, what's your name?
Billy.
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00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,011
Great to meet you, Billy.
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00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,780
Tell me, what do you see over
there in the back of the room?
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Uh... I don't know,
a table full of stuff?
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Did everyone take note of
his reply? Totally lackluster.
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But that's all gonna change.
Okay, Billy, now, hold still.
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[zap]
Now what do you see, Billy?
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[GASPS]
Inator Method Merchandise!
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Tapes, DVD's, books,
audiobooks, now! Now!
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T-shirts, hats, that is so cool!
I gotta have 'em!
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Now look
at him. All full of pep.
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He's completely motivated.
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Wait a second... He's just
motivated to buy your junk!
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This is nothing but
a money-making scam!
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Exactly! What better
motivation is there?
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[AUDIENCE CLAMORING]
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Nice work, Stace! That
last Megawallow in the
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Razzleberry Swamp put
us back in second place!
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00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,121
What? I can barely hear
you over the vacuum!
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00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,989
Hang on, is that better?
[RIPPING]
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Test of audios, take one.
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I came to this seminar with no
intention of buying anything!
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And look at all this junk I bought!
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00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,832
Holy cow, I've bought a
lot stuff I don't need.
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00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,726
I just can't stop spending my money on
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00:20:03,727 --> 00:20:05,619
The Inator Method's
motivational products!
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00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:07,939
Whoo-hoo! With all
the cash I'm raking in,
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00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:11,008
I'll be able to take over
the Tri-State Area in no time!
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00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,678
Thank you very much, nice
doing business with you.
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00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,113
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: And who do I make this out to?
MAN: Uncle Phil.
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: "To Uncle
Phil, wishing you the worst,
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"Dr. Heinz Doofen..." Ow!
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CANDACE: This is it, Stace! The
Golden Treasure of Utter Momositry!
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Oh, no, you don't, leap of doom!
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00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,960
[OINKING AND QUACKING]
[BOTH CHEERING]
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00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:32,163
Whoo-hoo, we did it!
Oh, it's so beautiful! [BEEPING]
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[DANCE BEAT PLAYING]
♪ Awesome, awesome, awesome! ♪
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♪ Awesome, awesome, awesome! ♪
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Number one in the Momo Realm!
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With time to spare for
an astronomical bust!
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00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,608
Buford is in the lead
with Baljeet close behind!
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[LAUGHS] I am going to run
rings around you, Ice Giant!
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BUFORD: Bring it on, dweeb!
Eat my dust, Buford!
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00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:54,619
IRVING: Ooh! The silent-but-deadly
planet has left for parts unknown!
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00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,720
[HORN BLARING]
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00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,990
And Baljeet wins the digital trophy!
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00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,057
Victory!
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00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,160
Perry the Platypus, hold still
so I can throw the book at you!
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00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,196
Ow! [BEEPS]
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00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,998
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
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00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,114
Great race, Baljeet.
Excuse me!
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I don't normally run into
strangers' back yards but I'm
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inexplicably motivated to buy your
solar system race track! How much?
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Five bucks.
Sold!
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00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:20,055
I'm home. How did you do on that list of... Ow!
Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom!
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00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:21,779
You've got to see what
Phineas and Ferb built in the backyard!
458
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,148
Candace, the living room!
I know, I vacuumed.
459
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,950
CANDACE: Come on, come on!
The laundry!
460
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,053
The dishes?
All done and ready to be put away!
461
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,589
Look!
Hi, Mom. Hi, Candace.
462
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,058
Hi, kids. Well, at least
the backyard isn't a mess.
463
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,027
What?
Come on, Candace,
464
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:39,130
you have a lot of cleaning up to do.
But... But, but, but...
465
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,465
Well, that was a lot
of interplanetary fun.
466
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,968
Plus, we made five bucks.
We should put that in the bank.
467
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,137
At 1% interest, are you kidding?
468
00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:49,173
CHORUS: ♪ Perry! ♪
Aw!
469
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,596
Aw man, now I'm gonna have
to use the money I made
470
00:21:51,597 --> 00:21:53,210
for repairs and medical bills.
471
00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:56,981
[CROWD CLAMORING]
Now, wait, wait!
472
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:02,219
Ahhhhh! Perry the Platypus!
[CLAMORING]
473
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,920
474
00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:08,359
♪ Maybe you're a loser who's
been sleeping in his car ♪
475
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:13,030
♪ Or a crazy person saving all
their toenails in a jar ♪ Nice!
476
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:17,001
♪ There may be many reasons
you can count yourself sub-par ♪
477
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:21,372
♪ But the biggest one is you
signed up for this here seminar ♪
478
00:22:22,273 --> 00:22:26,143
♪ But I'm the guy who'll
give you all the answers ♪
479
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:32,182
♪ Sit back, relax and I
will cue my backup dancers! ♪
480
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,225
♪ The Inator Method! ♪
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