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Okay, and we're back!
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Which of these 18 beauties from
every corner of our beautiful continent
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will be crowned Nuestra Belleza Latina
Our Latin Beauty?
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A round of applause
for these gorgeous women!
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Bravo!
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Who will be this year's
Nuestra Belleza Latina?
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Let's see. Can I get
a drumroll please, maestro?
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And the winner
of Nuestra Belleza Latina is...
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Miss Puerto Rico!
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Let's give her a round of applause!
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Bravo!
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What a beautiful and gorgeous woman
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with her bouquet and her crown.
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No! Oh my God! Be careful!
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Can we please get a medic over here?
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An anchor traversed
Nuestra Belleza Latina!
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Don't touch her!
It could be contagious!
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IOS ESPOOKYS
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As you can see, my sculpture is, in fact,
a very faithful depiction of Shakira.
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I'm grateful to Miss Shakira for coming
here in person to clarify this matter.
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Shakira...
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Wow, I can't believe how accurately
you captured my likeness.
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You see, everyone is used
to seeing me on TV,
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where I'm wearing a lot of makeup
and they re-touch me with special effects,
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but as you can see...
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one of my eyes is actually
bigger than the other,
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my mouth is way too close to my nose,
which is very pointy,
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and my lips are really swollen.
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So please, don't be mad at this
woman for making this statue
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given that it's the only one
that actually looks like me.
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Well, I have to go now.
I'm late for the World Cup.
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Le ro lo le lo le. Waka waka!
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Shakira gave me her autograph!
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Here's the sum we agreed on.
I counted it really well.
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And thank you so much for
helping me defend my art.
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Well, now I need your help
with some other little tasks.
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Yeah, sure.
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My husband bought
a very complicated TV
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that comes with like
three different remotes,
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so I need you to come with me
and show me how to lower the volume.
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Well, we don't know much about TVs,
but of course we can go...
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- No.
- No.
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No? Well, maybe next time.
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- I have an idea for a new fruit.
- Let's hear it.
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It's red. That's all I have so far
because I just thought of it.
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- But I know it doesn't have seeds.
- Hello?
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- Hi, is this Miss Ursula?
- Yes.
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What a joy to hear
your voice for the first time.
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You don't know me,
but you've won a grand prize!
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And to redeem it, you have to come alone,
unarmed, to the following address...
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh, Tommy! She hung up on us again!
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Now Boss is going to be really mad at us.
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I burned myself!
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You're my spy, Frutsi.
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You work for me.
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Kids, let's go to the supermarket.
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Renaldo, the woman is back.
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Shhh, Frutsi.
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Shhh! Frutsi, no.
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Frutsi, yes.
Don't take orders from her.
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Mom! I can't stand Frutsi's
new alliances with Andr�s.
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Express yourself, Frutsi.
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Turn off the television.
We're leaving in five minutes.
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No, don't take us to the supermarket!
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Renaldo, I promise if you take me
to the supermarket with that woman,
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I'm going to stay in the car with
the windows up, overheat, and die.
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What a strange place.
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I see potions...
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I see boxes...
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But I don't see... food.
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It's as if someone took the food
from a restaurant, deconstructed it,
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and hid the parts throughout this place.
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No, dude. The supermarket is where
you buy ingredients, take them home,
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and then you cook them.
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But I don't cook.
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I eat food. Delicious food.
I am Andr�s.
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Son, do you want pasta?
I can make it like your dad liked it
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with white sauce
and little chunks of ham.
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- Mmm tasty.
- Sure, Mom.
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Why is life so hard?
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I can't bear listening to that woman
and her little chunks of ham.
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What?
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Renaldo, is this the horrible
underwear you wear?
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You buy them here?
Where they sell tomatoes?
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Renaldo, the woman insists on buying
you an extra large, in case you grow.
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Thank you.
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I told her you weren't
going to grow anymore.
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What we see here is a pie chart.
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Pie charts are divided into pieces
that represent parts of the whole.
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Next, you'll see various examples
of a bar graph.
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Bar graphs convey information vertically.
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Up next, line graphs.
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Welcome home, Mrs. Tati.
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Allow me to take your Toshiba.
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- And your purse.
- No, never.
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Only Tati can touch this purse.
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Let's crush them.
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Hold on.
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Tati, how was work?
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Stressful, but good.
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Lots of slides today.
My neck hurts.
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She's so funny!
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You should see her brushing her teeth!
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Oh, it's nice to see you having
so much fun with
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your... wife.
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Your sister is in the kitchen.
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Tati enters.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I brought your marble.
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You're a lifesaver.
Thank you.
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Thanks for inviting me to dinner.
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It's very important to me that you spend
quality time with my husband.
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Tati...
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how long do you plan on staying here?
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For the rest of my life.
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You heard my vows.
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Tati, I'm a little worried that you're
getting carried away with this marriage.
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- What?
- Of course I'm invested in my marriage.
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I'm making his favorite food:
gazpacho.
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He loves my cooking...
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Tati,
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I'm scared that you
don't see this marriage for what it is.
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Sure, we have our ups and downs
like every couple...
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You know...
some trouble in the bedroom.
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Tati, he's gay,
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and we tricked him into marrying you.
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I see what's happening.
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You're jealous of me.
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You've always been jealous of me.
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God forbid Tati is happy for once.
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God forbid the idiot Tati marry a handsome
man who loves her and her cooking.
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God forbid things work out for me
and I finally get some respect.
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You know what, Ursula?
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I don't think there's enough
gazpacho for the three of us.
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The families compete against
each other, so it's really...
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- Into the water?
- Into the water.
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Is something wrong?
Nobody has cat-called me all afternoon.
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Do you not like what you see?
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No, no, sweetie, you look beautiful!
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I wasn't talking to you, pervert!
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I don't feel comfortable making
comments about your appearance
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in front of your father.
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Me neither.
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Pussies.
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Don't touch, don't touch it!
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How we gonna match the keys
with the tickets?
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Hello, good afternoon.
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- Hi, how are you?
- Welcome to Sunset Sushi.
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- Thank you.
- Can I take that for you?
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No, there's no need.
This is one of those new,
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self-parking cars.
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Thank you
for coming to my baby shower.
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Well, let's see what you got
my beautiful little baby.
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Oh, what a gorgeous rattle!
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I should probably tell you
that I decided not to adopt.
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But let's not let that spoil the fun.
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Let's keep opening presents.
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I made it myself.
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Nico!
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It's so cute!
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Thank you very much.
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It's so nice to meet you.
Andr�s has told me a lot about you.
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Oh, yeah?
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No, I haven't told you anything.
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- Well, I've heard a lot about you.
- But, from who?
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I only said that I started sleeping
with some cute new guy.
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Aww. Nico is so sweet.
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Oh, you like him?
You can have him when I'm done.
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I know much you like my leftovers.
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If you're talking about Juan Carlos,
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I want you to know that he's finally
satisfied in bed.
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Now the party is getting good!
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I think I know what this is,
but I'm dying to hear your explanation.
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- It's a cane.
- Continue.
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Because the baby will eventually
grow old and need help walking.
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Tati, so practical!
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Pony, I didn't bring a gift because I knew
you wouldn't actually adopt.
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�rsula, you're so mean!
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So bitter...
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but so wise.
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Pony, I need your advice.
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Yeah?
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It's about a ghost.
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Look, I was at the supermarket...
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- Yeah?
- Then I turned a corner...
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How scary! Go on.
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And...
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I saw Karina, Nuestra Belleza Latina.
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Wait.
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Did she look something like... this?
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- No.
- Then it wasn't a ghost.
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Tell me, have you been sleeping okay?
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No. ever since Andr�s
started staying with me,
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I've been sleeping on the floor.
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I haven't been able to rest.
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Look, I think the tragedy of Karina's
death has deeply affected you,
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so you've been dreaming about her.
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You see, at night,
our hopes and fears
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leave our minds and put on
little plays in our rooms.
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These are called dreams.
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You need to be sound asleep,
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so they can get back into your mind.
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For that, you need to rest.
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- It's all online.
- What?
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It's all online.
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Alright, okay.
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Well, I'm gonna try to sleep better.
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- I'm gonna try to sleep well!
- Super!
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- We have to go!
- What?
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We have to go. We're going to be late
to meet the client.
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Los Espookys,
off to the Espooky-mobile!
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Cool.
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Congratulations!
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Look, there's somebody there.
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Good evening, sir.
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Excuse me, are you the groundskeeper?
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No.
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Do you know where we can find him?
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The house is over there.
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Cool, thanks.
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This is where he said, right?
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Sir?
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Excuse me, are you the groundskeeper?
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For starters, my name is Oliver Twix...
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like the movie.
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Okay.
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And let me tell you something.
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Oliver Twix doesn't have time to bury
the bodies where they belong.
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So now I have to deal with all these
people who come here crying, saying,
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"Where's my uncle? Where's my mom?
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Where's my grandma?
Where are the bodies?"
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And I tell them, "Sweetie, I told you
I was going to bury your deceased.
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I never said I was going to bury
them in the right place."
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So all the bodies
are in the wrong graves?
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"So all the bodies
are in the wrong graves?"
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Sweetie, in this cemetery,
Oliver Twix has a system.
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You bring me a body,
you leave me alone,
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you come the next day
and the body's been buried.
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Everything was going perfectly
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until one day the police needed
to excavate a body,
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and it turned out to be the wrong body.
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So the cop told the family,
the family told their friends,
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and their friends told everyone.
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Then everyone realized that all the
bodies are buried in the wrong places.
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And suddenly,
everyone hates Oliver Twix.
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00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,373
And like I said,
I don't have time for this.
250
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,417
So, you guys are going to fix it.
251
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:20,211
Sure.
252
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,924
Well, leave me alone
253
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,302
before I miss an entire episode of Mi
Puta Suegra (My Fucking Mother-in-Law).
254
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,693
Fernando, I told you turn off the TV!
255
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,659
It breaks my heart to say this,
256
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,162
but as you may have heard by now,
257
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,955
self-parking cars
are the way of the future.
258
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,126
And there's no more need for valets.
259
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,046
It has been an honor
to serve with all of you.
260
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,842
I wish you all the very best of luck.
261
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,766
You've a valet with no cars to park.
262
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,061
I suppose that makes me
a wife with no husband.
263
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,148
Sonia was right the whole time.
264
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,706
No job. No wife.
265
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,707
Just your fuckin'
266
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,002
terror of a completely
dependent and abusive
267
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,255
32-year-old daughter.
268
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,133
Sweetie,
we're gonna make the best of it.
269
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,428
I think maybe we should
go back to my home country.
270
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,222
You can get reconnected
with your roots.
271
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,186
Yeah, go pack.
272
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,438
There better not be
any Spanish there, okay?
273
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,566
Especially coming from
274
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,692
your unemployed-ass mouth!
275
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,031
Listen, you're the one responsible here,
276
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,326
so you have to tell me
where my husband is.
277
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,411
Yes, lady, I already told you
everything will be explained soon,
278
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,787
but I need you to calm down.
279
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,665
How are we supposed to calm down?
Are you insane?
280
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,583
- Where are our loved ones?
- I need to know where my son is!
281
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:25,128
Why did you move my husband?
282
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,089
- Okay. That's enough.
- Tell me!
283
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,631
Lady, calm down.
284
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,009
I need you to calm down because something
very important is going to happen.
285
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,512
Please come with me.
286
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,351
This way.
287
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,104
Right this way. Choose a spot.
288
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,146
Stand right here.
289
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,734
- What's that noise?
- What noise?
290
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,194
- There isn't any noise!
- I also hear noise.
291
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:51,613
Lady, there isn't any noise.
292
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,156
Oh, so now I'm crazy?
293
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,741
You're imagining things.
294
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,409
Alright, silence.
295
00:17:56,493 --> 00:18:01,372
We're ready and in position to listen
to something very important.
296
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,499
We are ready!
297
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:16,847
My wife, it's so good to see you.
298
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,766
Oh, it's my husband!
299
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:23,645
Oliver Twix is just doing
what we asked.
300
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,899
What happened was
we all wanted to switch places
301
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,779
because no one knew where
we wanted to be buried.
302
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:37,366
So we talked amongst ourselves
and agreed to switch spots.
303
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,287
Yes, exactly.
304
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,830
I was buried next to the highway,
but I wanted to be more in the middle.
305
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:47,044
And I wanted to be buried
by the highway.
306
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,295
Yeah, it's true.
I saw them switch places.
307
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,382
Grandpa, if that's what you want,
that's fine.
308
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:54,592
I just want you to be happy.
309
00:18:54,676 --> 00:19:00,432
I am happy and finally at peace.
310
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,476
Yeah, me too, very happy and at peace.
311
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:09,233
Anyways, that's all we wanted to say,
so now we're going to leave.
312
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,526
Bye!
313
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:13,487
Wait! Grandpa, please! Please wait!
314
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,908
I am so moved by what I just witnessed.
315
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,579
Now, leave and don't
ever bother Oliver Twix again.
316
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,622
Oh, how rude!
317
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,527
"Free radical queer vegan
tarot book swap."
318
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,455
Let's fucking go!
319
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,045
Hurry up!
320
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,595
Okay, you ready?
Do you have your passport?
321
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,265
If anybody at the airport
asks for my identification,
322
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,515
I'm gonna show them this.
323
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,270
Maybe let's drive there, okay?
324
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:13,857
Tati, are you okay?
325
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,319
Oh my God.
326
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,912
No, Tati!
327
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,082
I already swallowed it.
Don't worry.
328
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,127
- Good night.
- Oh, Tati.
329
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:55,858
Hello.
330
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,192
Hello.
331
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,110
Welcome.
332
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:04,365
Is this the queer radical vegan
tarot book swap?
333
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,866
Yes, yes. This is it!
334
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,160
Wait a second... don't I know you?
335
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,537
No, no!
336
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:13,250
Well, love is love.
I'm a dairy-free Sagittarius.
337
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:19,006
Follow me. Your tarot reading
will begin shortly right over here.
338
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:23,510
- And the book swap?
- It's in our reading room.
339
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,429
- You read tarot?
- No, no, I'm just a lowly doorman.
340
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:31,434
Come, right this way,
in this cold waiting room.
341
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,561
Your tarot reading will start in a minute.
342
00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,605
Please, have a seat. Relax.
343
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:38,525
Meditate and find your center.
344
00:22:38,609 --> 00:22:43,195
And remember to breathe.
Breathe.
345
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,781
And the other queer people
will be here soon, huh?
346
00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:47,159
Oh yes, they'll be here very soon.
347
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,243
Breathe.
348
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:52,206
There you go. Don't stop breathing
because, well, you know.
349
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,940
Look at this...
350
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,733
Look at this...
351
00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:14,830
Karina.
352
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:44,942
Karina?
353
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:56,955
Renaldo!
354
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,374
I'm thirsty.
355
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:03,045
Renaldo! Come here!
356
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,049
Come here!
357
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:09,675
What?
358
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,260
I can't go out in my little pajamas.
359
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:12,429
What?
360
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,805
I'm thirsty, and I don't know
where that woman hide the cups.
361
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:17,351
They're in the kitchen cabinet
where they always are.
362
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,771
The kitchen? I don't know where it is.
I've only lived here for a month.
363
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,231
Alright, I'll get it for you.
It's okay.
364
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,695
Renaldo, I don't want to scare you,
365
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:32,241
but I can't find my earring.
366
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,285
- What happened to it?
- I don't know. It must've fallen out.
367
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:36,744
It's very important. I have to find it.
368
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,287
I'll go get a flashlight.
Just wait a sec.
369
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,040
But that could take minutes!
370
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,005
I know.
371
00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,061
Hi, Andrecito.
372
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:03,312
Yes, hi, Moon.
373
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,897
Look, I have an emergency.
374
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:07,860
I dropped my earring outside, and
I can't find it because it's too dark out.
375
00:26:07,943 --> 00:26:11,445
Could you go full just for a second
so that I can find it?
376
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:15,575
Oh, Andrecito. You only come to me
when you need a favor.
377
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,413
Moon, please?
It's a very important earring.
378
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,622
It means a lot to me.
379
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,250
Fine.
380
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:27,086
Only because I've always
loved that earring.
381
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:28,880
Okay, thanks, Moon.
I owe you one. Thanks!
382
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:39,348
I found my earring!
383
00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,226
Cool.
384
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,730
The girl spend the entire night there.
385
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,774
The mechanism brainwashed her
for over 12 hours.
386
00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:52,988
Now the show can go on
with our new Gregoria Santos.
387
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:05,292
Hey!
388
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:09,003
Let me out of here.
I've been trapped here all night.
389
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:11,715
Do you really think
you can brainwash me?
390
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,050
No one has ever convinced me
of anything.
391
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,844
Oh yes, I should have told you sooner.
392
00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:19,513
She's right. It's not working.
393
00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:21,183
I don't think we can brainwash her.
394
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,310
This has never failed before.
395
00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:26,063
- Do it again!
- No, it can't be.
396
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,064
I've only heard the legend.
397
00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,775
What are you talking about, woman?
398
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,360
Double I.
399
00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:35,960
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