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[ shrieking]
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Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle.
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I put you through college,
and this is how you repay me?
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PROFESSOR:
Let's get this gargoyle hunt
on the road.
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Driving gloves, driving goggles,
driving thong. There.
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Uh, maybe I should drive.
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[ laughing]
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You? A woman?
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I'm trying to catch
a monster
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not find the quickest route
to the mall!
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Let me just adjust
the seat...
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[ screeching, thuds]
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[ grunting, gears grinding]
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Whoa!
Oh...!
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My God, he's going to do it.
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Everyone, seat belts
to maximum buckling!
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[ beeping]
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[ clicking]
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PROFESSOR:
Pazuzu!
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[ horns honking]
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Oh, Pazuzu...![ honking continues]
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Hey, grandpa,
move your wrinkly old keister!
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Shut up!
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For Heaven's Gate, Professor
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this ship can do
99% light speed.
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Why are we going 35 miles
an hour?
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Because we're in a hurry,
that's why!
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Plus, you have
the high beams on.
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PROFESSOR:
I can't quite read the sign.
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[ explosion]
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Pazuzu!
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Pazu... zu!
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Yo, Captain Cataracts.
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What are we
doing here?
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Oh, it's 2:30.
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We can still catch
the early bird dinner special.
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Uh, aren't we looking
for your gargoyle?
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My wha...?
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Hello, Mavis.
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Surprised to see me
back again so soon?
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Mavis is dead.
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I expect you'll want to see
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my Angry, Crotchety
Grandpa Discount Card.
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Sir, this card is expired.
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But it's good for a lifetime.
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Well, yours expired.
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Oh, Lord.
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Teeth do not belong
in your pants, Professor.
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Well, I can't keep
them in my mouth.
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They're nuclear-powered!
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[ clacking]
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Ow!
It bit my finger!
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No! No!
It's tasted
human blood.
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[ people screaming]
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[ slurping]
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Mmm...
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Damn good meat.
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[ snoring][ door opening]
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[ gasping, moaning]
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Professor, we've talked it over
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and everybody thinks
you're too old.
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Uh-huh.
Right on.
Yep.
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We've decided to do
the merciful thing
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and have you youth-a-sized.
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Dear God, no!
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Oh, relax, Professor.
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Youth-a-sizing
is a trendy new spa treatment.
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It's this season's
shark cartilage enema.
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But I like being old.
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I don't have to talk
to my parents
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no one asks me to help
move their stuff
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I don't need to understand
today's edgy TV sitcoms...
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Okay, okay.
We're not going to force you
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until I finish this sentence.
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Get him!
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[ moaning]
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Oh... my thong!
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Hi.
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I'm Heather,
your personal youth-a-sizer.
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Let's get started with a nice
botulism treatment, shall we?
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Go to hell, Heather!
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Oh... [ giggling]
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In small doses, botulism toxin
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tightens and tones
the facial muscles
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instead of killing you
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in the most horrible fashion
imaginable.
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[ squeaking]
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[ stiff-lipped]:
Give me back my floppy face.
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Oh! Whoo! Ooh!
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Careful with
the giblets!
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Mmm, your still
retaining a lot
of grump
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in these joints.
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More pressure.
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Aah...
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[ whirring sound]
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Since this is such
a serious case of old
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we'll have to try our
strongest treatment--
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a soothing,
full-body bath
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in searing hot tar.
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[ bubbling]
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Sir, it's not necessary,
or wise, to be naked.
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[ sputtering]:
You sound just like
my tennis instructor.
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[ bubbling]
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The tar blisters
the age right out
of the body
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in what top scientists
suspect is a miracle.
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[ squeaking]
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[ bubbling increases]
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Oh, I don't have time for this!
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I have to go buy a single piece
of fruit with a coupon
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and then return it
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making people wait behind me
while I complain!
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He still sounds
sort of old.
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Sort of real old.
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Step aside, lady.
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Like everything else in life
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pumping is just a primitive,
degenerate form of bending.
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[ grunting]
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[ bubbling]Whoa! Whoo!
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Oh! Whoa!
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[ lever squeaking]
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Come on, Bender, pump harder!
Harder!
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[ weakly]:
I'm trying as hard as I can.
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Harder, damn you!
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[ bubbling]
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[ rumbling]
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[ rumbling intensifies]
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[ yelling]
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[ yelling stops]
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[ coughing, gasping]
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Well, that was an utter waste
of time.
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[ gasping]
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Professor, it worked!
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You look young enough
to be my father.
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Poodle spit!
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[ whirring sound]
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[ gasps]:
53 years old?
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[ groans]
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Now I'll need a fake I.D.
to rent ultraporn.
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FRY:
This is cool,
Professor.
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[ voice cracking]:
We should go out
and celebrate.
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Huh?
What?
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Dear Lord, you've all reverted
to your childhood forms.
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Hooray, I'm a teenage heartthrob
again!
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While I try to restore
our normal ages
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I expect you all
to go about your jobs
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like responsible professionals.
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[ kids laughing]
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It wasn't me, Mr. F.
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It was Amy.
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Stop it, Amy.
You stink!
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[ grunting]You know you did it.
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[ all yelling at once]
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Quiet! Quiet, I say!
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We're here to take
my little stub
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of a husband home.
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Hermes, say good-bye
to Mr. Farnsworth.
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Good-bye, Mr. Dumbsworth.
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[ snickering]
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Hey, this is my chance
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to spend time
with myparents, too.
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But your parents
are gross sewer
mutants.
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Ow!
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[ laughing mischievously]
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When I was an orphan,
I always wished
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I could grow up
with my mom and dad.
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And now, thanks to being hurled
backwards in time...
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That's not what happened!
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Shut up and go live
with your parents!
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[ beeping]
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LEELA:
It's going to be
totally awesome, Mom.
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You and me can bake
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and argue
about my hairstyle
hiding my pretty face.
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And if some kid
picks on me
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my dad can beat up
his dad!
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Can't I just beat up the kid?
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[ chuckling]
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Well, okay, Leela.
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If you think you can put up
with your father
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then welcome home.
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We'll try to respect
your independence
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and freedom...
No!
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I want the real teen experience.
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Chores, curfew, the works!
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Fine, sweetiekins.
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We'll be the strictest parents
ever.
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Now, let's all have some tequila
to celebrate.
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Dad! I'm underage!
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Oh, right.
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Here's a Silly Straw.
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[ sniffling]
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[ with accent]:
Oh, my Amy
is sweet little girl again.
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This like
a mother's dream.
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Bad dream, that is.
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At this rate, I'm
never going to get
a grandchild! Agh!
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Maybe she not grown up,
but she sure grown out.
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She fat.
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Dad, if you're going to make
fat jokes till I get cute again
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I'm just going to stay
in my room.
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Stay in room?
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You so fat, you going to stay
all around room.
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[ laughing]
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I've got to find a way
to escape the horrible
ravages of youth.
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Suddenly, I'm going to the
bathroom like clockwork
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every three hours.
205
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And those jerks
at Social Security
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stopped sending me checks.
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00:09:27,826 --> 00:09:29,481
Now Ihave to pay them!
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I'm tired
of your yapping!
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[ tires screeching]
210
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[ glass shattering,
loud crashing]
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All you ever do
is complain.
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You never try
to make things better.
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Well, I'm running away
from this dead-end family.
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I know there's a place for
people like me, with new ideas.
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There has to be!
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Fine. Get going.
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Oh, I'm going.
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And you're going to be all,
"Where's Bender?
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I miss Bender."
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We won't know that
until you leave.
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Oh, I'm leaving.
222
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There's
the door.
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[ engine sputtering]
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00:10:00,344 --> 00:10:02,551
[ engine dies]I'll be good.
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[ groans]
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00:10:06,688 --> 00:10:08,724
Do you have to shed
your skin on the couch?
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00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,102
What do we live in, a zoo?
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00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:11,654
[ doorbell chiming]
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I'm getting the doorbell.
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00:10:13,861 --> 00:10:15,102
For me?
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[ chuckling]
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Oh, hello, sir.
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00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:20,136
It's a lovely evening
you have tonight.
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00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:22,620
[ voice cracking]:
Um, I'm here to pick up
your daughter.
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00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:23,931
Hi, Fry.
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00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,447
I like your blazer.
237
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:28,413
Thanks. These
aren't pockets,
they're just flaps.
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I put my money
in my sock.
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00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:32,620
[ laughing nervously]
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00:10:32,688 --> 00:10:35,000
So, where are you taking my
daughter tonight?
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[ voice cracking]:
A movie.
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00:10:36,481 --> 00:10:39,172
[ clears throat]:
A-A movie, ma'am.
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Well, whatever
you're really doing
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don't wake us if you
get in after 12:00.
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00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,586
Dad! You're being
too lenient again.
246
00:10:45,654 --> 00:10:47,551
I have to be
back by 11:00.
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Okay. Okay.
248
00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,033
You're the boss.
249
00:10:50,102 --> 00:10:51,620
No, I'm not!
250
00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:59,206
I'd like a sewer burger,
but without the rat feces.
251
00:10:59,274 --> 00:11:00,654
What, are you on a diet?
252
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,688
Duh, Leela,
you look hot.
253
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:06,517
Geez, Moose,
just dump me
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00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:09,274
right in front
of her, why don't you?
255
00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:12,447
Moose, Mandy, this
is my friend Fry...
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00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:13,965
from the surface?
257
00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:15,724
Oh, so this is
the famous Fry.
258
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:18,688
What is he, like, the biggest
loser on the surface
259
00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:20,826
so he has to hang
out in the sewer?
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00:11:20,895 --> 00:11:23,033
[ whispers]:
They're on to me.Hey, come on.
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00:11:23,102 --> 00:11:25,895
Let's act like
grown-ups here.
Want to race?
262
00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:27,620
Duh... yeah.
263
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,620
[ engines revving]
264
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,000
[ tires squealing]
265
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:43,206
[ grunts]:
Huh!
266
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,447
Theres.
267
00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:52,447
The world's drinkings water
is safes for another days.
268
00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:54,102
Whoas! Cripe!
269
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,379
[ splashing]
270
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,861
[ roaring]
271
00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:07,861
[ screaming]
272
00:12:09,826 --> 00:12:11,826
We missed the turn!
We'll never catch them!
273
00:12:11,895 --> 00:12:13,136
Yes, we will!
274
00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:15,309
This sewer goes right
under Planet Express
275
00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:16,481
and it's 9:00 p.m.!
276
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:18,000
[ toilet flushing]
277
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:21,481
PROFESSOR:
The devil take
this predictable colon!
278
00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:24,240
FRY:
Aaaiieeee!
279
00:12:28,654 --> 00:12:30,240
[ applause and cheering]
280
00:12:30,309 --> 00:12:31,344
FRY:
Whoo-hoo!
281
00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:32,758
Whoo-hoo!All right!
282
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:36,793
[ voice cracks]:
Leela, you can stop
winning now. We won.
283
00:12:36,861 --> 00:12:38,654
I'm too short
to reach the hand brake!
284
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,136
[ screaming]
285
00:12:42,309 --> 00:12:44,620
That's detention.
286
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,688
And then, and then
a giant tapeworm
287
00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:50,102
tried to play us for chumps!
288
00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:52,000
But we, like,
totally dissed Moose.
289
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:54,688
Yes, I'd like to meet
this "Moose."
290
00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:57,551
But in the meantime,
I have good news.
291
00:12:57,620 --> 00:13:00,172
I may have solved
our age problem.
292
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,379
[ voice cracking]:
Yay!
293
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,758
[ beeping]
294
00:13:02,826 --> 00:13:05,826
It seems the youth-a-sizing
tar was saturated
295
00:13:05,895 --> 00:13:07,793
with time-altering chronitons.
296
00:13:07,861 --> 00:13:10,724
A thin layer is still
stuck to our DNA
297
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:14,379
as well as Bender's
"Robo," or "RNA."
298
00:13:14,447 --> 00:13:15,000
Question?
299
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:15,861
Yes?
300
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:16,861
You stink.
301
00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:17,826
[ giggles]
302
00:13:17,895 --> 00:13:19,136
Yes, yes.
303
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:22,102
Anyhow, I've designed
an oil-eating bacterium
304
00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:24,654
that should take
the tar right off.
305
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,240
Come on, let's go
tell Leela
306
00:13:26,309 --> 00:13:27,517
so we can grow
up together.
307
00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,481
[ kissing noises]
308
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:31,344
LEELA:
Thanks, Professor
309
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,413
but I don't want
the treatment.
310
00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:35,793
Don't you understand,
you little nitwit?
311
00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:38,206
Unless you're treated soon,
the only way
312
00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:41,379
to restore your true age
will be to grow into it...
313
00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:43,654
just as God intended!
314
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:45,000
He has a point,
honey.
315
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,447
What about your job
and your friends?
316
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:50,379
Do you really want to
abandon your old life?
317
00:13:50,447 --> 00:13:52,206
My old life
wasn't as glamorous
318
00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:53,931
as my web-page
made it look.
319
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,136
All I ever wanted
was to grow up here,with you.
320
00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:58,344
Please?
321
00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:01,586
Well, if it's what
you really want...
322
00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,481
It is. I know it is.
323
00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:08,206
[ voice cracking]:
I'll miss you, Leela.
324
00:14:08,274 --> 00:14:11,067
I'll come back and visit
when I'm all grown up.
325
00:14:11,136 --> 00:14:12,586
[ whispers]:
Bring beer.
326
00:14:12,654 --> 00:14:14,826
No beer till you finish
your tequila.
327
00:14:16,136 --> 00:14:17,517
PROFESSOR:
The age-restoring microbes
328
00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:21,931
are ready-- everyone into
the Bacterial Spew Chamber.
329
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,654
[ cheering]Let's go!
330
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:26,344
[ sarcastic]:
Yes, everyone do the same thing.
331
00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:28,206
[ clamping and hissing shut]
332
00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:31,517
Initiating controlled infection.
333
00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:34,344
[ machine coughing
and sneezing]
334
00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:36,379
Aah-choo!
335
00:14:36,447 --> 00:14:40,067
ZOIDBERG:
I'm no doctor, but this machine
guy could use a lozenge.
336
00:14:45,826 --> 00:14:46,965
[ tiny voice]:
Aw, poo.
337
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,724
We're even younger.
338
00:14:50,274 --> 00:14:53,724
[ beeping]
339
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,274
Damn! The bacteria pigged out
on the tar
340
00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:58,826
and now they're getting
freaky-deaky...
341
00:14:58,895 --> 00:15:01,309
spreading chronitons
throughout our systems.
342
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,379
We're getting younger
by the minute!
343
00:15:03,447 --> 00:15:05,067
No!Yikes!
344
00:15:05,136 --> 00:15:07,551
What, I'm going to revert
through allmy larval stages?
345
00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:12,688
Word. We'll all keep getting
younger and younger
346
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:15,517
until we suffer a fate
worse than death...
347
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:16,965
pre-life!
348
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,413
Then, death.
349
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,758
[ beeping]
350
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,172
[ bell dings]
351
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,379
I've got to stop
this reverse aging
352
00:15:35,447 --> 00:15:36,895
before we all
shrivel up
353
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:38,895
and suffer the
agony of unbirth!
354
00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:40,895
Think, you disco
duck, think!
355
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:43,517
What's that squirmle
under your shirt?
356
00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:48,033
Oh, get off me,
you parasitic lamprey!
357
00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:50,965
Oh, sure, you need
allyour blood.
358
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,000
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
359
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,000
[ children screaming]
360
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,379
Would you
all chill?
361
00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:59,931
I can't think with you kids
cramping my style!
362
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,172
Ooh, I need a baby-sitter.
363
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,965
LEELA:
Okay, quiet time.
364
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,861
[ happy screams and giggles]
365
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,309
I know.
366
00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:10,586
Everyone pretend a goblin
ate your tongues
367
00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:12,000
and I'll read you a story.
368
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:14,517
Ooh, story!A story!
369
00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:16,551
I can't see from
down here, I can't.
370
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:18,895
There.
371
00:16:18,965 --> 00:16:22,067
Today's story
is from Muteenmagazine.
372
00:16:22,136 --> 00:16:24,965
Who would you rather hear
about-- four-legged Chachi
373
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:26,067
or tentacle Chachi?
374
00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:28,654
I wanna hear a space story.
375
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:33,447
It's kind of a baby book,
but okay-- let's see.
376
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:36,758
"Snow White Dwarf
and the Seven Red Dwarfs"
377
00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:37,826
"Charlotte's Tholian Web"
378
00:16:37,895 --> 00:16:40,379
"The Fountain of Aging."
379
00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:41,895
[ gasps]
380
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:43,861
PROFESSOR:
The Fountain of Aging?
381
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:47,136
Hmm... it is
just a legend.
382
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,033
Still, they called
the Tooth Fairy a legend
383
00:16:50,102 --> 00:16:52,067
and now he'shead of the F.B.I.
384
00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:55,931
'Sup? Kids ready?
385
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,067
Yay, Professy's back!
386
00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:02,413
[ sniffing]:
Eww, you smell
like smoking...
387
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:04,275
[ sniffs]:
and drinking.
388
00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:07,448
I had a few beers,
but I'm cool to drive.
389
00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:09,309
I wish I could come with you
390
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:12,550
to say good-bye before you all
turn back into grown-ups.
391
00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:15,517
But I'm grounded
for knocking the school over.
392
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:16,654
Who cares, Leela?
393
00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:18,448
It was just a
public school.
394
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,550
Now, go with your
friends, please.
395
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:24,448
No! A grounded teenager
must be confined to her room!
396
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,103
Until she sneaks out.
397
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,136
[ giggles]
398
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:35,000
BENDER:
When I grow up,
I wanna be a steam shovel.
399
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,862
According to this
400
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:43,378
the fountain is located
in the darkest
401
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:45,205
most ancient region
of space
402
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:47,275
just past Teddy
Bear Junction.
403
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:48,586
Teddy Bear
Junction--
404
00:17:48,654 --> 00:17:51,378
the worst scum hole
in the galaxy.
405
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,792
PROFESSOR:
This solar system
406
00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:57,172
is, like, way old!
407
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,344
Look how high
the asteroid belt
is pulled up
408
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,240
on that planet.News flash!
409
00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:03,517
Everything's
getting older
410
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:05,067
the closer we get
to that ancient
411
00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:06,103
burnt-out sun.
412
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,378
Dude!
413
00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:10,172
The Fountain of Aging
must be on the sun itself!
414
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,448
Shut up! I was gonna say that.
415
00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:25,895
[ cooing and crying]
416
00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:27,067
We've got to hurry--
417
00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:29,344
the kids have only
one change of pants!
418
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:37,481
We gotta be real, realcareful
to stay in it
419
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:41,413
just long enough
to make us our
right ages again.
420
00:18:41,481 --> 00:18:42,448
Whee!
421
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,309
Zoidberg, get out of there!
422
00:18:46,378 --> 00:18:50,586
The current! It's too much,
already! Help!
423
00:18:54,619 --> 00:18:55,619
[ crying]
424
00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:58,136
Jeepers.Zoidberg
is dead!
425
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:01,309
No, Zoidberg's
brother is dead.
426
00:19:01,378 --> 00:19:03,895
Funny story--
I just reverted to the age
427
00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:05,964
when my siblings budded from me
428
00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:07,689
and my brother Norman
split off
429
00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:09,275
and jumped in the fountain.
430
00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:12,413
He always had to
be the center
of attention!
431
00:19:12,481 --> 00:19:15,000
Good riddance!Let him go!
432
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:16,654
Oh, no!
433
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:22,895
LEELA:
Quick!
434
00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:25,619
Get them into
the fountain!
435
00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:30,448
[ child's voice]:
Thanks for the help, Weewa.
436
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:34,000
Once we're growed up,
you can go back to your famwy.
437
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:36,000
We'w never bother you again.
438
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,448
Well, you could bother me
a little.
439
00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:42,000
Ooh... oh!
440
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,378
It's working! Hooray!
441
00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:46,136
I can't hold on!
442
00:19:46,205 --> 00:19:49,448
[ all screaming]
443
00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:50,758
I'm coming in after you!
444
00:19:50,826 --> 00:19:52,378
No, Leela!
445
00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:54,413
You can't give you up
your childhood!
446
00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:56,964
You'll never have
another chance at it!
447
00:20:17,619 --> 00:20:20,103
[ all coughing]
448
00:20:23,136 --> 00:20:25,448
We did it!
We're the right ages again.
449
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,344
I think I might be a
couple years younger!
450
00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:30,344
Oh, me, too!
451
00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,931
[ groaning]:
Help!
452
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,550
I'm still in mid-peril,
you clods!
453
00:20:36,619 --> 00:20:38,895
He's too far out!
We can't reach him!
454
00:20:38,964 --> 00:20:43,654
With my last breath,
I curse Zoidberg!
455
00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:45,205
[ gurgles]
456
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:53,723
[ shrieking]
457
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,275
Pazuzu!
458
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:02,792
Oh, you came back to me!
459
00:21:05,619 --> 00:21:09,586
Are you back to your
original age,
Professor?
460
00:21:09,654 --> 00:21:10,654
[ beeping]
461
00:21:10,723 --> 00:21:12,826
Even older!
462
00:21:12,895 --> 00:21:14,964
[ bones creaking]Huzzah!
463
00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:17,826
I'm sorry you had
to give up being
a kid, Leela.
464
00:21:17,895 --> 00:21:21,586
Well, I guess every adult wants
to be a kid again sometimes
465
00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:24,172
but I worked hard to be
the person I am.
466
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,448
The fabulous person!
467
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,205
With friends
like you guys...
468
00:21:27,275 --> 00:21:28,344
Fabulous
friends!
469
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:32,931
Mm. And I'm really
happy I have that life back.
470
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,826
And you,
my faithful fiend--
471
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,517
how can I ever
repay you?
472
00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:43,517
[ French accent]:
And that, little one,
is how Papa gain his freedom.
473
00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:45,723
Now, bon nuit.
474
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:48,964
Bon nuitto you all.
475
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:52,240
[ bells chiming theme song]
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