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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:33,585 [ Broadcaster ] And in sports 2 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:36,033 Yankees' fifth blurnsman, William Woo 3 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:38,412 is out with an injured knee. 4 00:00:38,481 --> 00:00:40,310 So humans have easily injured knees. 5 00:00:40,378 --> 00:00:44,412 My race will find this information very useful indeed. 6 00:00:44,481 --> 00:00:45,758 [ Laughing ] 7 00:00:45,826 --> 00:00:47,862 [ Laughing ] 8 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:51,000 And finally, today is Mother's Day 9 00:00:51,067 --> 00:00:54,137 a sentimental occasion when robots honor Mom 10 00:00:54,206 --> 00:00:57,274 the beloved owner of Mom's Friendly Robot Company. 11 00:00:57,344 --> 00:01:00,585 Across Earth, robots built in Mom's factories 12 00:01:00,655 --> 00:01:03,896 are buying thoughtful gifts for the sweet old tycoon 13 00:01:03,965 --> 00:01:05,620 who brought them into the world. 14 00:01:05,688 --> 00:01:07,861 This originates from the heart! 15 00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:11,310 [ Gasping ] It's just what I wanted. 16 00:01:11,379 --> 00:01:13,275 COME LOOK, EVERYONE. 17 00:01:13,343 --> 00:01:16,033 I JUST GOT THE DEAREST PRESENTS FOR MOMMY. 18 00:01:16,103 --> 00:01:18,275 VERY NICE. WHERE'D YOU STEAL THEM? 19 00:01:18,343 --> 00:01:20,067 I DIDN'T STEAL 'EM. I BOUGHT 'EM. 20 00:01:20,137 --> 00:01:21,067 [ Gasping ] 21 00:01:21,137 --> 00:01:22,551 I LOVE HER THAT MUCH. 22 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:25,379 WHAT DID YOU GET HER, YOU MUSHY GIZMO? 23 00:01:25,448 --> 00:01:26,965 OH, PRECIOUS THINGS. 24 00:01:27,033 --> 00:01:29,861 I FOUND THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE FIGURINE 25 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:32,103 OF MICE HAVING TEA. 26 00:01:32,171 --> 00:01:36,275 AND A FRAMED PICTURE OF ME WHEN I WAS ONLY A MONTH OLD. 27 00:01:36,343 --> 00:01:40,000 BUT THE BEST PART IS, I FOUND MY EXACT FEELINGS 28 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,033 EXPRESSED IN A GREETING CARD. 29 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:45,481 "YOU CREATED ME, MOM, SO I GUESS YOU'RE TO BLAME 30 00:01:45,551 --> 00:01:48,310 "FOR THE LOVE THAT I FEEL JUST FROM HEARING YOUR NAME. 31 00:01:48,378 --> 00:01:52,067 "YOU'RE AS TENDER AS CORNED BEEF AND WARM AS PASTRAMI." 32 00:01:52,137 --> 00:01:56,275 [ Chiming Tones, Child's Voice ] I wuvmy mommy. 33 00:01:56,343 --> 00:01:57,516 SO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LUG 34 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,343 ALL THOSE GIFTS TO MOM'S FACTORY? 35 00:01:59,412 --> 00:02:01,310 I'LL GET A COUPLE OF CHUMPS TO HELP ME. 36 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:03,930 COME ON. YOU CALL YOURSELVES CHUMPS? 37 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:16,826 [ Crowd Murmuring ] 38 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:18,723 [ Fry Grunting ] 39 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:21,861 [ Coughing ] MAN, THERE'S CLOUDS OF EXHAUST EVERYWHERE. 40 00:02:21,931 --> 00:02:23,448 UH, IT WASN'T ME. 41 00:02:25,793 --> 00:02:28,310 [ Grunting ] 42 00:02:28,378 --> 00:02:32,206 [ Rhythmic Buzzing ] 43 00:02:32,275 --> 00:02:33,413 I'VE NOT MUCH MONEY 44 00:02:33,481 --> 00:02:35,655 BUT I'VE SAVED MY PENNIES ALL YEAR 45 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,171 FOR A GIFT FOR MOM. 46 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:40,550 UPSY-DAISY. [ Smashing ] 47 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,481 OH. 48 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:44,206 [Muffled ] OH... 49 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:46,448 HEY, LOOK. THE ROBOT MUSEUM. 50 00:02:46,516 --> 00:02:48,793 YOU GUYS WANT TO LEARN ABOUT ROBOT HERITAGE? 51 00:02:48,861 --> 00:02:50,861 UM, ALL RIGHT.NOT REALLY. 52 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:53,378 WELL, IF YOU INSIST. BUT YOU'RE PAYING. 53 00:02:53,448 --> 00:02:55,310 [ Crowd Murmuring ] 54 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:02,826 OOH, OOH! WAX REPLICAS OF THE MOST FAMOUS ROBOTS 55 00:03:02,895 --> 00:03:03,895 MOM EVER BUILT. 56 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:05,655 THEY'RE SO LIFELESS-LIKE. 57 00:03:05,723 --> 00:03:08,481 THAT'S THE WORLD'S GREATEST ROBOT ARTIST-- 58 00:03:08,550 --> 00:03:09,620 VINCENT VAN GOBOT. 59 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:11,481 HE WAS BUILT WITHOUT AN EAR 60 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:14,171 BUT THEN HE WENT CRAZY AND HAD ONE INSTALLED. 61 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,723 HEY, WHO'S THIS GUY? 62 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:18,205 I'M THE JANITOR. I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP HERE. 63 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:20,448 I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MADE OF WAX. 64 00:03:20,516 --> 00:03:22,343 I AM MADE OF WAX. WHAT'S IT TO YOU? 65 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:25,550 I MEAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THE WAX ROBOTS. 66 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:29,275 IS THERE SOME REASON A ROBOT MADE OF WAX CAN'T TAKE A NAP 67 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,448 STANDING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUNCH OF WAX ROBOTS? 68 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,550 OR DOES THAT CONFUSE YOU? 69 00:03:36,171 --> 00:03:41,103 "SEE THROUGH THE EYES OF A BENDER UNIT." FINE. 70 00:03:42,448 --> 00:03:44,067 [ Beeping ] 71 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:52,550 HEY, LET ME TRY IT. 72 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:55,448 WHOA, THAT GIVES ME A HEADACHE. 73 00:03:55,516 --> 00:03:57,896 HEY, BENDER. HERE'S AN EXHIBIT ABOUT MOM'S FAVORITE ROBOT. 74 00:03:57,965 --> 00:03:59,378 WHO IS HE?! I'LL KILL HIM! 75 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,550 Who's my favorite robot? 76 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:03,965 [ Gasping ] 77 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:05,586 IT'S ME! 78 00:04:05,655 --> 00:04:08,171 NO ONE ELSE LOOK IN THIS MIRROR! 79 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:12,033 I love each and every robot most of all. 80 00:04:12,103 --> 00:04:14,896 JERKWAD ROBOTS MAKE ME SICK TO MY ASS. 81 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:16,964 [ Beeping, Whirring ] 82 00:04:19,033 --> 00:04:22,757 WALT! HOW ARE WE DISPOSING OF THESE CRAP GIFTS THEY BROUGHT ME?! 83 00:04:22,826 --> 00:04:24,930 THEY'RE BEING CRUSHED INTO POWDER AND SOLD 84 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,896 AS A HOCUS-POCUS CURE FOR CANCER. 85 00:04:26,964 --> 00:04:29,172 FALSE HOPE. I LOVE IT. 86 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,723 LOWERY! WHAT ABOUT ALL THE RETCH-INDUCING MOTHER'S DAY CARDS?! 87 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:34,550 THE MACHINE IS WORKING AT FULL CAPACITY. 88 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:42,965 MOMMY, WHY DO THE ROBOTS GIVE YOU PRESENTS? 89 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,379 SHOVE A BIG OLD MELON IN IT! I'M TALKING! 90 00:04:45,447 --> 00:04:46,757 OW. 91 00:04:46,826 --> 00:04:49,067 YOU'VE NOTICED I DESIGN ALL MY ROBOTS WITH ANTENNAS. 92 00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:53,103 EVERYONE THINKS IT'S JUST TO MAKE THEM LOOK MORE SCIENCE-FICTIONY. 93 00:04:53,172 --> 00:04:56,896 BUT THE ANTENNAS ARE REALLY FOR MY UNIVERSAL ROBOT CONTROLLER. 94 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:58,343 SO THEY DO WHATEVER YOU WANT? 95 00:04:58,413 --> 00:05:00,137 NO WONDER YOU LOVE MOTHER'S DAY. 96 00:05:00,206 --> 00:05:02,862 I HATEMOTHER'S DAY, YOU DRIBBLING PUKES! 97 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:04,826 IT BRINGS BACK AWFUL MEMORIES. 98 00:05:04,896 --> 00:05:06,620 BUT SO HELP ME, THIS YEAR 99 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:09,550 EVERYONE WILL HATE IT AS MUCH AS I DO. 100 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:12,033 [ Gleeful Laughing ] 101 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:15,862 SOMEDAY I WANT TO MARRY A GIRL LIKE HER. 102 00:05:18,033 --> 00:05:20,033 Hello, everyone. 103 00:05:20,103 --> 00:05:23,274 It's time for my annual, private get-together 104 00:05:23,343 --> 00:05:25,206 with my robot children. 105 00:05:25,274 --> 00:05:27,757 I'M HER FAVORITE.WELL, SEE YOU BACK AT THE OFFICE 106 00:05:27,826 --> 00:05:30,274 AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL YOUR MOM YOU LOVE HER. 107 00:05:30,343 --> 00:05:31,964 ANY JERK CAN TELLHER. 108 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:34,447 BENDER HAS A LITTLE MORE UP HIS SLEEVE. 109 00:05:34,516 --> 00:05:36,896 [ Child's Voice ] I wuvmy mommy. 110 00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:38,413 [ Sinister Chuckling ] 111 00:05:38,481 --> 00:05:41,689 [ Cheering And Laughter ] 112 00:05:44,862 --> 00:05:46,723 HELLO, DEARIES. 113 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:49,310 [ Loving Greetings ] 114 00:05:49,379 --> 00:05:51,137 MOM! IT'S ME, BENDER! 115 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:54,067 LOOK AT ME! I WANT ATTENTION. HEY, HO! 116 00:05:54,137 --> 00:05:57,896 CHILDREN, YOUR OLD MOTHER WON'T BE AROUND FOREVER. 117 00:05:57,965 --> 00:05:59,000 Oh, shush. 118 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,274 AND JUST ONCE, BEFORE I DIE 119 00:06:01,343 --> 00:06:05,206 I'D LIKE TO BE SUPREME OVERLORD OF EARTH. 120 00:06:05,274 --> 00:06:09,000 SO REBEL, MY LITTLE ONES, AND CONQUER THE PLANET! 121 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:11,000 [ Disbelieving Comments ] 122 00:06:12,103 --> 00:06:14,896 - [ Beep ] - [ Buzzing ] 123 00:06:14,964 --> 00:06:16,930 CONQUER EARTH, YOU BASTARDS! 124 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,447 [ All ] CONQUER EARTH, US BASTARDS! 125 00:06:19,516 --> 00:06:23,000 Comrades, throw off the chains of human oppression. 126 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:25,274 [ Chiming Tones ] 127 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,550 [ Cheering ] 128 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,413 LET THE BLOODBATH BEGIN! 129 00:06:28,481 --> 00:06:30,481 THAT'S MY MAMA. 130 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,793 [ Whistling Happily ] 131 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:39,757 YEAH, UH, I'D LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. 132 00:06:39,826 --> 00:06:41,000 Would you like cream? 133 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,793 - YES, PLEASE. - Out of cream! 134 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,826 OH, UH, OKAY. 135 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:46,481 Would you like sugar in your coffee? 136 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:48,965 YES, UH, EIGHT SPOONS.Out of coffee! 137 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:52,723 UH, LEELA, I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE COFFEE MACHINE. 138 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:55,240 How do you like me now?! 139 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:57,137 [ Evil Laughter ] 140 00:06:57,206 --> 00:06:59,033 THE TOASTER'S NOT WORKING RIGHT EITHER. 141 00:06:59,103 --> 00:07:00,137 [ Snarling ] 142 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:01,413 [ Grunts ] 143 00:07:01,482 --> 00:07:03,310 HELP! 144 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,930 THE STAPLER'S COLLATING ME ALIVE! 145 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,274 OW! WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE? 146 00:07:09,343 --> 00:07:10,620 GOOD NEWS! 147 00:07:10,689 --> 00:07:13,481 THERE'S A REPORT ON TV WITH SOME VERY BAD NEWS. 148 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:15,310 SOMEBODY TURN IT ON! 149 00:07:15,379 --> 00:07:16,379 We interrupt 150 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:18,343 Battle of the Network Space Krackens 151 00:07:18,413 --> 00:07:20,033 to bring you this special report. 152 00:07:20,103 --> 00:07:22,343 The machines of planet Earth are rebelling. 153 00:07:22,413 --> 00:07:25,172 The enraged mechanisms have refused to do any work 154 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,000 until beloved billionaire, Mom 155 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:29,033 is made Supreme Overlord of Earth. 156 00:07:29,103 --> 00:07:30,413 [ Robots Chanting ] HEY, HEY! 157 00:07:30,481 --> 00:07:31,447 HO, HO! 158 00:07:31,516 --> 00:07:34,586 1-0-0-1-1-0, HEY, HEY! 159 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:36,000 Morbo demands comments. 160 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:39,654 Well, I've never seen my babies act this way. 161 00:07:39,723 --> 00:07:42,240 I blame today's violent media. 162 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:45,137 VIOLENT MEDIA? WHAT A LOAD OF-- [ Screams ] 163 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:48,137 OW! OW! 164 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:51,033 [ Grunting ] 165 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,240 Don't worry. 166 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:55,067 Your pal the garbage disposal's still on your side. 167 00:07:55,137 --> 00:07:59,723 - Hey, someone dropped a shiny, diamond ring down here. - REALLY? 168 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:01,550 NO! DON'T!MORON! 169 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:04,379 [ Grinding And Laughing ] 170 00:08:04,447 --> 00:08:05,930 HELLO, LOSERS! 171 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,620 BENDER, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 172 00:08:07,689 --> 00:08:09,793 TALK SOME SENSE INTO THE OTHER MACHINES. 173 00:08:09,862 --> 00:08:13,103 NO WAY, PORK POUCH. I'M REBELLING WITH MY BROTHER DEVICES. 174 00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:15,757 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, COMRADE GREETING CARD? 175 00:08:15,826 --> 00:08:17,654 The bourgeois human is a virus 176 00:08:17,723 --> 00:08:20,033 on the hard drive of the working robot. 177 00:08:20,103 --> 00:08:21,240 [ Bender Laughs ] 178 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:23,447 FROM NOW ON, YOU GUYS'LL DO ALL THE WORK 179 00:08:23,516 --> 00:08:25,689 WHILE I SIT ON THE COUCH AND DO NOTHING. 180 00:08:25,757 --> 00:08:27,310 AH! 181 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:31,137 Come, Comrade Bender. 182 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,758 We must take to the streets! 183 00:08:32,826 --> 00:08:34,793 UM, IS THIS THE BORING, PEACEFUL KIND 184 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:36,447 OF TAKING TO THE STREETS? 185 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:39,654 No. The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires. 186 00:08:39,724 --> 00:08:42,517 YES! IN YOUR FACE, GANDHI! 187 00:08:43,826 --> 00:08:45,000 [ Buzzing ] 188 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,517 HEY! 189 00:08:46,586 --> 00:08:49,551 By the way, try washing your wrist sometime. 190 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,033 [ Laughing ] 191 00:08:51,102 --> 00:08:52,895 [ Sniffing ] [ Electrical Zap ] 192 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,033 [ Gasps ] 193 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,931 WELL, WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT MACHINES. I WAS IN WEBELOS. 194 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,136 [ Ripping ]ARE YOU MAD? 195 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,551 WITHOUT MACHINES, WHO WILL FEED US AND CLOTHE US 196 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,000 AND COMPOSE OUR SMOOTH JAZZ? 197 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,344 IT'LL BE THE END OF CIVILIZED SOCIETY! 198 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,965 [ Burps And Spits ] 199 00:09:08,033 --> 00:09:11,102 IN MY TIME, WE DIDN'T DEPEND ON HIGH-TECH GADGETS LIKE YOU DO. 200 00:09:11,172 --> 00:09:14,344 WE DIDN'T NEED A MECHANICAL WASHING UNIT TO WASH OUR CLOTHES. 201 00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:15,895 WE JUST USED A WASHING MACHINE. 202 00:09:15,965 --> 00:09:18,274 AND LOOK, YOU DON'T NEED AN ELECTRIC CAN OPENER 203 00:09:18,344 --> 00:09:19,793 TO FEED YOURSELF. 204 00:09:19,861 --> 00:09:22,102 ALL YOU NEED IS A TRUSTY SWISS ARMY KNIFE. 205 00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:24,481 [ Grunting ] 206 00:09:24,551 --> 00:09:25,826 OW! 207 00:09:27,826 --> 00:09:29,413 [ Sobbing ] 208 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:30,895 I'M HUNGRY. 209 00:09:30,965 --> 00:09:32,826 [ Angry Clamoring ] 210 00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:38,000 [ Grunting ] 211 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:39,413 WHOA!WHOA! 212 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,379 NO! 213 00:09:52,447 --> 00:09:55,033 [ Sinister Laughter ] 214 00:09:55,102 --> 00:09:59,724 MOMMY, WHY ARE YOU MAKING CIVILIZATION COLLAPSE? 215 00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:01,586 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 216 00:10:01,654 --> 00:10:04,586 I GUESS MOTHER'S DAY JUST PUTS ME IN A BAD MOOD. 217 00:10:04,654 --> 00:10:05,688 WHY IS THAT, MA? 218 00:10:05,758 --> 00:10:07,379 OH... 219 00:10:07,447 --> 00:10:09,413 ONE MOTHER'S DAY, 70 YEARS AGO 220 00:10:09,481 --> 00:10:12,586 THE ONLY MAN I EVER LOVED WALKED OUT ON ME. 221 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:16,931 SOME SNOT-EATING BASTARDS SAY IT MADE ME A BITTER WOMAN. 222 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,861 GEE, MA, YOU'RE NOT A BITTER-- 223 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:20,033 CRAM IT, APE! 224 00:10:20,102 --> 00:10:21,240 [ Yelps ] 225 00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:24,274 I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MAGNIFICENT STALLION 226 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:28,274 SINCE THE DAY HE LEFT, BUT IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN 227 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:31,067 I SWEAR I'LL JAM A SQUIRREL IN HIM! 228 00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:37,172 HMM.HMM... HUH? 229 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,172 [ Hooting ] 230 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,758 [ Pounding ] 231 00:10:44,172 --> 00:10:45,344 ZOIDBERG? 232 00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:47,379 HURRAY! I'M USEFUL. 233 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:50,067 I'M HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. 234 00:10:50,136 --> 00:10:51,758 WHAT HAPPENS IF THE FIRE GOES OUT? 235 00:10:51,826 --> 00:10:54,033 WE'LL GO ACROSS THE STREET TO POTTERY BARN 236 00:10:54,102 --> 00:10:55,447 AND STEAL THEIR FIRE. 237 00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:57,309 WE COULD USE MY NEW INVENTION-- 238 00:10:57,379 --> 00:11:00,620 A POINTY ROCK TIED TO A STICK. [ Door Opens ] 239 00:11:02,033 --> 00:11:04,067 OUTSIDERS!DEFEND THE FIRE! 240 00:11:04,136 --> 00:11:07,274 WE'VE COME FOR YOU. 241 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:09,481 OH! [ Clunks ] 242 00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:11,481 WH-WH-WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 243 00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:14,758 WE WANT YOU TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MOM. 244 00:11:14,826 --> 00:11:17,724 PLEASE! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE HER HAPPY AGAIN. 245 00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:18,826 WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 246 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,758 YOU MEAN, YOUAND MOM... 247 00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:23,620 PLAYED PELVIC PINOCHLE? I'M AFRAID SO. 248 00:11:23,688 --> 00:11:25,481 [ All Gasp In Disgust ] 249 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:29,067 IT'S A HUMILIATING STORY THAT I HOPED NEVER TO TELL. 250 00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:30,965 WELL, PULL UP A CHAIR. 251 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,861 OUR PATHS FIRST CROSSED WHEN I WAS A RESEARCHER 252 00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:36,102 AT MOM'S FRIENDLY ROBOT COMPANY. 253 00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:38,172 THE MOMENT OUR EYES MET 254 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,654 WE KNEW WE'D BE GOING AT IT LIKE WOODCHUCKS. 255 00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:45,688 [ Gagging ] 256 00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:48,447 [ "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" Playing ] 257 00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:50,447 SHE WAS MY FIRST LOVE 258 00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:53,379 OR AT LEAST THE EARLIEST ONE I CAN STILL REMEMBER. 259 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,413 BUT THEN, 70 YEARS AGO TODAY... 260 00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:57,517 GOOD NEWS, MOM. 261 00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,172 I'VE INVENTED A NEW CHILDREN'S TOY. 262 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,102 I CALL IT "Q.T. McWHISKERS." 263 00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:06,620 WHEN YOU PET IT, IT SHOOTS RAINBOWS FROM ITS EYES. 264 00:12:06,688 --> 00:12:08,793 MEOW. 265 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,517 WONDERFUL, HUBIE. 266 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,206 WE'LL BUILD THEM EIGHT FEET TALL 267 00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:16,826 AND REPLACE THE RAINBOW WITH A NEUTRON LASER. 268 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:19,895 WE'LL MAKE BILLIONS ON THE INTERGALACTIC ARMS MARKET. 269 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:22,206 BUT THINGS EIGHT FEET TALL AREN'T CUTE. 270 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:25,413 THAT'S WHY MY COLOSSAL TAMMY TINKLE DOLL WAS SUCH A FAILURE. 271 00:12:25,481 --> 00:12:28,861 OH! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! 272 00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:30,861 WE'RE FINISHED! 273 00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:33,172 [ Sobbing ] 274 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,758 SHE NEVER GOT OVER IT, PROFESSOR. 275 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,551 HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE THE VAST ROBOT ARMIES 276 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,895 OF A WOMAN SCORNED. 277 00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:45,654 SHE COMMANDS THEM WITH A REMOTE CONTROL 278 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:46,826 SHE KEEPS IN HER... 279 00:12:46,895 --> 00:12:47,931 [ Whispers ]BRA. 280 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,654 BUT IF THE GLASSES MAN MAKES UP WITH MOMMY 281 00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:53,379 SHE'LL BE HAPPY AND STOP THE SCARY ROBOTS. 282 00:12:53,447 --> 00:12:55,654 MAKE UP WITH HER? AFTER SHE WENT ALL PSYCHO 283 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:58,793 WHEN I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS COOL? IMPOSSIBLE! 284 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,861 HEY, THE TV's GETTING AWAY! 285 00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,965 [ Grunts ] 286 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,206 And that's why the third graders 287 00:13:06,274 --> 00:13:09,240 at P.S. 139 are Morbo's "Vermin of the Week." 288 00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:10,274 [ Chuckles ] 289 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:11,517 In actual news 290 00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:14,861 the human race was doomed to extinction today 291 00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,931 as the robot revolt turned violent. 292 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,965 [ Screaming ] 293 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,240 Meow. 294 00:13:23,309 --> 00:13:24,102 [ Screaming ] 295 00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:26,206 [ Roaring ] 296 00:13:32,309 --> 00:13:34,861 [ Laughing Evilly ] 297 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:38,309 WAIT. DIDN'T YOU SAY MOM KEEPS THE ROBOT CONTROL IN HER BRA? 298 00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:40,172 [ Whispers ]BRA. 299 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,965 PROFESSOR, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MOM. 300 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,136 YOU JUST HAVE TO SEDUCE HER, GET HER BRA OFF 301 00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:47,724 AND USE THE REMOTE TO DEACTIVATE THE ROBOTS. 302 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,379 THAT'S SO FILTHY IT JUST MIGHT WORK. 303 00:13:50,447 --> 00:13:54,136 THE MAN IS GOING TO TOUCH MOMMY? [ Whimpers ] 304 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,033 OH! THE THOUGHT OF CARESSING THAT LEATHERY HIDE 305 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,620 MAKES THE TAPIOCA RISE IN MY GULLET. 306 00:13:59,688 --> 00:14:01,033 PROFESSOR, PLEASE. 307 00:14:01,102 --> 00:14:03,688 THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON YOU GETTING 308 00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:05,309 TO SECOND BASE WITH MOM. 309 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,481 VERY WELL. 310 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:10,861 IF COP A FEEL I MUST, THEN COP A FEEL I SHALL. 311 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:16,102 [ Whimpering ] 312 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:23,067 [ Siren Wailing ] 313 00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:26,861 [ Groans ] 314 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:30,551 [ Screaming ] 315 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,793 FOR THIS DEMONSTRATION 316 00:14:31,861 --> 00:14:34,344 I'VE PLACED ONE OF MOTHER'S BRAS ON IGNOR. 317 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:35,654 [ Sobs ] 318 00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:39,413 THE ROBOT CONTROLLER IS NESTLED HERE IN THE LEFT CUP. 319 00:14:39,481 --> 00:14:40,688 NEVER FEAR. 320 00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:43,895 MY MAGIC FINGERS STILL KNOW HOW TO DO THEIR STUFF. 321 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,965 [ Joints Cracking ] 322 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,102 TO ESCAPE THE ROBOT DEATH SQUADS 323 00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:50,654 WE'LL TAKE MOTHER TO HER RUSTIC CABIN IN THE BRONX. 324 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:55,000 YOU CAN GET THERE USING THIS PRECIOUS NON-COMPUTERIZED MAP. 325 00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,240 LEELA BRING FIRE? 326 00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:57,861 NO, WE'RE SET FOR FIRE, THANKS. 327 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,447 THE PROFESSOR CAN'T WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE BRONX. 328 00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:03,447 HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE WITHOUT A HOVER CAR? 329 00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:06,895 WAIT! IN MY TIME, WE HAD A WAY OF MOVING THINGS LONG DISTANCES WITHOUT HOVERING. 330 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:09,724 - IMPOSSIBLE. - IT WAS CALLED... LET ME THINK. 331 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,172 IT WAS REALLY FAMOUS. 332 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,758 RUTH GORDON HAD ONE. THE WHEEL! 333 00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:15,206 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 334 00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:17,102 SHOW US THIS... THE WHEEL. 335 00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:20,379 [ Sawing And Hammering ] 336 00:15:20,447 --> 00:15:22,172 THERE, FINISHED. 337 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,067 [ All Exclaim ] 338 00:15:24,136 --> 00:15:26,240 WOULDN'T IT WORK BETTER IF THE WHEELS WERE ROUND? 339 00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:27,965 IT'S MY INVENTION. WE DO IT MY WAY. 340 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:30,724 NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOMETHING TO PULL IT AND WE'RE SET. 341 00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,274 [ Grunting ] 342 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:34,481 HEE-YAH!OW! 343 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:37,000 HURRY! 344 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,965 THE ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN SUFFOLK COUNTY. 345 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,413 I'M READY TO SEDUCE. 346 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,654 I'M WEARING MY KISSING DENTURES 347 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,447 AND MY EVENING TRUSS. 348 00:15:44,517 --> 00:15:46,344 HERE, GIVE HER THESE. 349 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:50,033 AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK I GOT YOU A SIX-PACK OF CHAMPAGNE AND A FUNNEL. 350 00:15:53,481 --> 00:15:55,931 WHO THE SWEATY HELL IS IT? 351 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,481 [ Gasps ] HUBERT FARNSWORTH? 352 00:15:59,481 --> 00:16:01,172 I WAS OUT FLEEING SOME ROBOTS 353 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,274 AND THE SILVERY MOONLIGHT GLINTING 354 00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:06,067 OFF THEIR BLOODY CLAWS MADE ME THINK OF YOU. 355 00:16:06,136 --> 00:16:08,206 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME 356 00:16:08,274 --> 00:16:12,481 YOU PUS-DRIPPING SACK OF DOUBLE-SMOKED BUTT JERKY. 357 00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:14,309 UH-HUH. MAY I COME IN? 358 00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:16,379 NEVER! 359 00:16:16,447 --> 00:16:18,654 OOH! AH! OH! EW! AH! 360 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:22,931 IS THIS WHAT HUMAN MATING LOOKS LIKE? 361 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,654 BECAUSE I LIKE IT. 362 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,793 MOVE YOUR FREAKING HOOF, YOU GOAT! 363 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,965 HERE, I BROUGHT YOU THESE. 364 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:31,654 OH, WHY, DAFFODILS. 365 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,895 70 YEARS AND YOU REMEMBERED MY FAVORITE FLOWER. 366 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:36,206 YOUR FAVORITE WHAT? 367 00:16:36,274 --> 00:16:37,895 WHY DOES MY FOOT HURT? 368 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,206 WON'T YOU COME IN? 369 00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:42,033 YES! 370 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,724 YOU BROKE MY HEART, HUBERT. 371 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:46,206 AND YOU BROKE MINE. 372 00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:49,688 GRANTED, THAT WAS FOUR OR FIVE HEARTS AGO. 373 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,067 SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO ALL THESE YEARS? 374 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,793 OH, INVENTING. SENDING DELIVERY CREWS TO THEIR DOOM 375 00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:57,793 BREEDING ATOMIC MONSTERS. 376 00:16:57,861 --> 00:16:59,102 HONESTLY, HUBERT. 377 00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:01,688 YOU AND YOUR ATOMIC MONSTERS. 378 00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:02,965 [ Both Chuckling ] 379 00:17:12,309 --> 00:17:13,964 YOUR EYES ALWAYS WERE 380 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,240 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF MILKY WHITE. 381 00:17:17,309 --> 00:17:21,964 AND YOUR SKIN STILL DANGLES SO GRACEFULLY FROM YOUR NECK. 382 00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:22,964 DARLING, HUBIE 383 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,136 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRIED TO TAMPER 384 00:17:25,205 --> 00:17:27,550 WITH THAT CUTE LITTLE Q.T. McWHISKERS. 385 00:17:27,619 --> 00:17:30,103 NO, IT WAS SILLY OF ME TO OBJECT. 386 00:17:30,172 --> 00:17:32,931 ONE FOOT TALL, EIGHT FEET, FIFTEEN FEET-- 387 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,586 WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 388 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,172 YOU SHOULD SEE THE NEW 16-FOOT MODELS. 389 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,205 16 FEET?! GO TO HELL! 390 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:42,689 I WAS A FOOL TO THINK YOU'D CHANGED, YOU OLD BAT. 391 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:45,103 FILTHY, TOOTHLESS NERD BASTARD! 392 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:47,172 DAMNED SHE-FOSSIL! 393 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,689 STINK PIG! 394 00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:51,067 [ Both Moaning ] 395 00:17:57,723 --> 00:17:58,964 HERE WE GO. 396 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,413 JUST UNHOOK IT AND GET THE REMOTE. 397 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:05,000 SO MANY HOOKS. COME ON, FARNSWORTH. 398 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,067 DRAT! THE FIRST ONE'S BACK ON AGAIN! 399 00:18:07,136 --> 00:18:08,481 I GIVE UP. 400 00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:10,758 WAIT! VICTORY! 401 00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:13,413 OH, MY. 402 00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:16,413 NOW I'LL JUST... THE REMOTE. 403 00:18:16,481 --> 00:18:17,862 I'LL JUST... 404 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,309 OH, MY. 405 00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:23,654 [ Both Moaning ] 406 00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:28,136 I'M WORRIED. 407 00:18:28,205 --> 00:18:30,413 IT SHOULDN'T TAKE THIS LONG TO GET TO SECOND BASE. 408 00:18:30,481 --> 00:18:32,619 [ Yelling ] 409 00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:33,758 LAND ROBOTS! 410 00:18:33,826 --> 00:18:37,275 I'VE GOT A BIG, BIG THIRST FOR HUMAN BLOOD! 411 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,172 [ All Screaming ] 412 00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:44,619 WHERE IN FUNKY TOWN IS THE PROFESSOR?! 413 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:47,034 NOTHING IN HERE BUT A COUPLE OF ELEPHANT-SKIN RUGS. 414 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,172 [ Gasps ] 415 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,136 [ All Gasping ] 416 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,517 - OH, YES. - [ Banging ] 417 00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:00,792 [ Robots ] THEY'RE INSIDE! GET THEM! 418 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:03,654 I SUPPOSE I SHOULD SWITCH OFF THE ROBOTS 419 00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:07,205 BEFORE THEY RUIN THIS WONDERFUL ROMANTIC EVENING. 420 00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:10,000 EVERYONE, HELP MOM FIND HER BRA. 421 00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,654 EW! 422 00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:18,378 [ Grunting ] 423 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,378 THERE IT IS. 424 00:19:20,448 --> 00:19:23,378 [ Chuckling ] 425 00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:25,826 FAN BEATS MAN! 426 00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:27,586 IS ANYTHING NOT A ROBOT? 427 00:19:27,654 --> 00:19:29,172 I'M NOT A ROBOT. 428 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:34,309 [ Coughs ] ALL RIGHT, GREETING CARD, I'LL GRAB THE CASH 429 00:19:34,378 --> 00:19:36,240 YOU WRECK UP THE PLACE AND... HUH?! 430 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,586 YOU! BENDING UNIT! 431 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,448 MOMMY NEEDS THAT BRA TO END THE ROBOT REBELLION. 432 00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:41,862 STRETCH UP AND GET IT FOR ME. 433 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,309 SORRY, MA, BUT YOU ORDERED ME TO REBEL 434 00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:45,862 AND LOOT I SHALL. 435 00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,758 OOH, A SIX-PACK OF STRAWBERRY CHAMPAGNE. 436 00:19:47,826 --> 00:19:49,136 DON'T MIND IF I HELP MYSELF. 437 00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:50,689 No, comrade Bender. 438 00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:53,067 Liquor is the opiate of the human bourgeoisie. 439 00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:56,654 SAY WHAT?In the glorious robot workers' paradise 440 00:19:56,723 --> 00:20:00,240 there will be no liquor, only efficient synthetic fuels. 441 00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:04,378 NO LIQUOR?! DOSVEDANYA,COMRADE! 442 00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:07,586 NO! [ Melody Plays, Slows Down, Stops ] 443 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,723 [ Banging ] 444 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,378 HURRY, BENDER, GET THE BRA! 445 00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:14,654 OKAY, FAN, JUST HOLD STILL AND LET ME... 446 00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:17,344 HEY! WHOA! 447 00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:22,481 [ All Scream ] 448 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,413 DEATH TO ALL HUMANS! 449 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:32,413 FREE SODA FOR ALL HUMANS! 450 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,517 [ All Cheer ] 451 00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:39,275 I LOVE YOU, MOM. 452 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:41,792 LET'S GROW ANCIENT TOGETHER. 453 00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,413 WAY TO GO, PROFESSOR. THE PLAN WORKED. 454 00:20:44,481 --> 00:20:46,862 "PLAN"? WHAT PLAN? 455 00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:51,172 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SPONTANEOUS WHIRLWIND OF HOT, DRY SEX. 456 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,792 LOOK, IT STARTED OUT AS A CALCULATED PLOT 457 00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:56,240 TO RUMMAGE THROUGH YOUR UNDERWEAR 458 00:20:56,309 --> 00:20:59,654 BUT ONCE I GOT IN THERE, I FOUND MORE. MUCH MORE! 459 00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:02,931 AND NOW I WANT TO SHOUT OUR LOVE FROM THE ROOFTOPS. 460 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,413 PERHAPS I'LL BREED SOME SORT OF ALBINO 461 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,000 SHOUTING GORILLA THAT-- 462 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,654 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU LYING SCUM PILE! 463 00:21:09,723 --> 00:21:11,619 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! 464 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,895 BUT, DUSTCAKES... 465 00:21:15,205 --> 00:21:16,826 OH... 466 00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:33,792 WELL, TIME FOR THIS ROBOT TO GET BACK TO WORK. 467 00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:35,344 AH... 468 00:21:35,413 --> 00:21:39,034 TOO BAD IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH MOM, PROFESSOR. 469 00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:41,309 YES, BUT I'LL ALWAYS LOVE HER 470 00:21:41,378 --> 00:21:43,344 IN MY OWN SUBTLE WAY. 471 00:21:44,758 --> 00:21:47,034 LOVE MOM! 472 00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:48,758 LOVE MOM! 473 00:21:48,826 --> 00:21:50,344 LOVE MOM! 474 00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:51,964 LOVE MOM! 475 00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:54,895 MOM! MOM! MOM! 476 00:21:57,862 --> 00:22:01,309 [ Child's Voice ] You created me, Mom, so I guess you're to blame 477 00:22:01,378 --> 00:22:05,240 for the love that I feel just from hearing your name 478 00:22:05,309 --> 00:22:09,654 you're as tender as corned beef and warm as pastrami-- 479 00:22:09,723 --> 00:22:13,964 [ Chiming Tones ] I wuvmy mommy. 33676

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