All language subtitles for Johnson s02e07 Full House.eng

[Instrumental R&B Music]

- Hey son.
- Hey mom.

- Brought your clothes by,
- Thank you, aye.

You got my underwear at the top
of the basket for the whole world

Boy, better be glad I'm washin'
your little funky drawers. Move, move.

Okay, okay okay.

Well I can't stay long, but
I just wanted to see how my baby boy was doing.

Well that's okay. I got
something to do later anyway.

- Uh, are you on a cleaning
strike? - Ha!

- Mom.
- Boycotting the broom, ditching the dishes?

Very clever.

Look mom, I'm a working man
okay?

- I promise, I will get to it.
- Mhm.

What did you have for breakfast?

Um, I don't usually eat
until the afternoon.

-Now you know that's not good
Keith. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

I remember. Mom, aren't you
gonna be late for work?

I'm pretty sure 85's gonna
be backed up by now.

You tryna get rid of your mama?

I'm just, tryna keep
you responsible.

Says the artists who hasn't
had to get up 'til noon since high school.

Yes, the same artists who stays
up 'til four A.M.

working on prints and
strategizing on how to further his career.

My KJ. So grown.

I'm proud of you. I really am.

Thank you mom.

Now stop calling me KJ.

Boy you always gonna be my KJ.

'Til you give me another
little KJ.

Mom, are we still doing this?

What you want me to do,
take a ad out on the internet?

I told you, I haven't found
the right woman yet.

Well I want you to let me
help you.

How long am I supposed to wait
for my grand-babies?

You know, Sister Vivian's
daughter just passed the bar exam.

Look, I'm pretty sure that gives
you a law license, not a marriage license.

Just giving some
motherly advice.

You know I'm not getting
any younger and,

pretty soon, I'm gonna be gone.
- Mama!

Don't talk like that!

Boy I'm talking about
traveling the world!

Oh.

You're gonna have to do
your own laundry.

Well, where are you going?

Oh I don't know...
Paris, China.

I'm even thinking of Africa.

Oh, excuse me.

I met a nice man.

We've been hanging out.

He's very handsome
and funny.

Wait, wait, wait.
When did this happen?

And I need to see a picture
of this guy to approve.

You know what, I think I have
a pic in the text thread he must've sent me, one second.

Oh I can't show you that one,
uh...

Lord, I can't show you that
one either, uh,

you know, I am late for work.

Whoa, wait, wait, hold on
a second.

What kind of pictures
this man been sending you mama?

If you really wanna meet him,
just come to the house on Sunday.

- We're going to dinner.
- I will damn right be there.

Matter of fact, I might be there
before you guys.

Why don't we all just
go together?

I love you KJ. Bye.

Do you love me though?
Do I even get a hug?

[Upbeat Music]

[Door Jingling]

[Phone Ringing]

- Jarvis, what's up man?
- I need your help.

- What can I do for you
my child? - Shut up man.

What you getting Omar
for his housewarming?

What, that's a thing?
I thought you just show up and eat.

You supposed to bring things
that he can use at his new place Greg.

- That's kinda the point.
- Oh.

- I see I called the wrong
person. - No, no, no, no.

I get it. What are your choices?

- I should get him a tight
tank top huh? - I'ma tell him you said that.

I see wine glasses,
I see some pots and pans...

- Uh, he doesn't really cook
like that, so... - Yeah, right.

- What about a blender?
- That's it, that's it.

He can make all the damn
protein shakes he wants.

Uh, okay look, you definitely
shouldn't show up without anything.

Yeah, yeah, nah. I'll pick up
a bottle or something.

You know, I don't want to
show you up like that.

[Laughing]
That's not gon' happen.

Aight Jarvis.

So you making plans for today?

Thought we were spending
the day together.

We are. My plans aren't
until tonight.

- Hm.
- You jealous?

No! I'm not jealous.

But I did clear my day for you.

Oh.

I think you made it clear
you were embarrassed to be seen with me, so...

- That is not true.
- That's what you said.

It's my coworkers really.

I have an image to uphold,
that's all.

- Somebody gettin' in
they feelings? - No, me?

- Mhm.
- Nah, I'm good. I'm good.

I, I don't mind being your
little secret, hidden pleasure.

Just kickin' it right?

What, if I wanted more?

- You'd say no?
- Oh, hypothetical time.

Are you saying that you
want to be with me Ms. Brooks?

[Sighs]

- You couldn't handle me.
- Oh I can't handle you?

Mm-mm.

What was I doing last night?

- Oh you were definitely
handling. - Yeah, yeah.

- I thought so.
- Power steering and everything.

It's a um,

small get-together with
a few friends.

No coworkers.

So if you want to roll...

Before we go,

let's try some more of that
power steering.

Seriously, I've never
been online shopping.

- Especially for a blender.
- But this is the thing though, wait 'til you see the gears.

Okay, okay okay okay.
Now you gotta let me know how it is Jarvis.

- Alright, alright.
- Alright.

- Oh wow, this is a nice drink.
- Right?

- Tastes a little like what,
the mint and, ginger? - Yes!

- It's a new recipe.
- And with the new blender you bought me,

we're gonna make a ton of
gourmet cocktails.

Handcrafted cocktails baby.

- That's what I said.
- That is not what you said.

We took a mixology class
on our honeymoon.

- She paid attention.
- Yes I did.

- Okay.
- So where's Lisa?

Uh, yeah she uh, she
couldn't make it.

Uh she had to work.
But she sends her regards.

- Awe, well tell her I said hey.
- Will do.

- Christ!
- Aye!

- Hey!
- Um guys,

this is Jackee.
[Overlapped Greeting]

- Hi, what's up?
- Uh, Omar, I brought you this.

- Oh, wow.
- Happy housewarming.

- Another blender.
- Yeah, you know, for like your protein shakes and stuff.

- Greg told you to bring that?
- Yeah.

Was highly recommended.

Well no worries, 'cause
I can always regift this and give it to one of y'all

for your birthday.
- Just give it to Greg.

Thanks for saying it
to my face.

So now, I remember you.
You work at the um, the Atrium.

Guilty, but yes,
nice to meet you as well.

Yes, I am a music head,

and I also am addicted
to free live shows.

Okay! So how long
you and Keith been hanging out?

- Mm...
- Couple weeks, yeah?

- He um, he was stalking me.
He got caught at the record store.

- Oh, is that how you
remember it? - Oh absolutely.

That is so cute.
I also love your hair girl.

Oh thank you. It's about
time for a retwist.

Hey uh, somebody's Range Rover
is being towed outside.

Aye!
[Laughing]

- What's up man?
- Everybody, this is Wanda.

- Hello.
- Hi Wanda.

Hey Ms. Brooks! What a surprise.

Mister and Mrs. Johnson.

You all know each other?

Uh yeah, uh, Caleb goes
to Pinebrook Middle,

and that's where--
- Where I work.

What a coincidence.

Uh, Wanda, Jackee,
you ladies wanna join me in the kitchen?

- We'll get some drinks.
Alright, just follow me. -Sure.

- I'll take this with me.
- With the other blender.

Brought this.
[Chuckles]

- Principal Brooks?
- I forgot you know her!

Well, well, well, if it isn't
the teacher's pet.

Caleb's principal bro?

Well, maybe now you can help
Caleb get student of the month.

See, even that award is
political. You gotta know somebody.

Well you guys were the ones
encouraging me to move past Serena.

- Especially you!
- Eventually, right?

- But that wasn't on a deadline.
- And I wasn't expecting it to be my son's principal!

- Bro.
- Well,

it's always been a fantasy.

Aye, do you guys remember
Mrs. Brown in high school?

- Whoo!
- Yes!

I ran into her last year
at the grocery store

and she is still fine.

- Stop.
- See, see, you guys were always after teachers,

I was after that lunch lady.

- Wha-- Mrs. Harris?
-[dreamily]Yeah.

- The one where the hair was
always in the food? Stop. - Yeah.

She'd give me those extra
tater tots.

Okay, look, look, look,

Wanda, she was just, she was
giving me the eye and I just went for it.

- What the hell is "the eye"?
- You know the eye. - No.

What are you talking about?

When a woman is interested,
she doesn't wanna make the first move,

she just stares at you.

Reels you in.

Wait, that's what that look
means? 'Cause I get that all the time, no joke.

- Based on context.
- Stop, you just being silly. Listen,

what we wanna know is um,
what uh,

what is it like being with
an older woman. [Sounds of Agreement]

- Right?
- Okay, okay, okay. No games.

- Yeah.
- Right, right, right. Confidence through the roof.

- Mm. That's right.
That's right. Knows exactly what she wants.

- Okay.
- In bed by eight. Lotion your hands together,

catching up on the latest
Danielle Steele novel.

Mm, Nick at Nite baby.

- "M.A.S.H.", "Love Boat".
- He, he don't know.

Keith, shut up.

Shut up.

Wanda this is so weird, I feel
like I should be telling you about my son's behavior

Oh please don't.

I just want to be far
away from work.

- Girl I feel you,
I'm the same way. - Mhm.

- So, how long have you
and Greg been-- - Been...what?

No, we're just friends.

Oh, yeah, of course. You guys
just hanging out.

- Mhm.
- But, would you ever consider...

Look, Greg is a nice guy.

But, I like my man to be
a little more polished.

Got you. That blue collar
just ain't working for you?

- No. No, no, no, not like that.
- That part.

It's just, in the end
it wouldn't work out.

He likes chicken wings.

I like sushi.

- He wants kids eventually.
- Okay!

- So y'all about having kids?
- Oh.

[Giggling]
Okay you guys are laughing just a little bit too hard.

What about you Jackee,
you got kids?

- Uh, no. Not yet.
- Yeah.

- How old are you?
- I turn 30 tomorrow.

Aye! Happy dirty thirty.

- Oh that means we taking shots.
- Oh, please.

- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

I'm really not looking
forward to it though.

- Just getting older, you know.
- Girl what?

Oh my God. Girl.

- You still got similac
on your breath. - Right.

Check in with us when you
injure yourself just tryna get out of bed in the morning.

So cute.
You probably don't even drink red wine yet.

Oh no, no, no, no.
I does a nice glass of merlot now.

- Okay.
- Yeah, I do a wine tasting once a month in Decatur.

- Okay, so now you're speaking
my language. You feel me?

- I love it. Come on, let's
raise a glass for miss dirty thirty over here.

- Wishing you many more sis.
- Yes.

Happy birthday.

- Oh you like tequila. Okay.
- Mhm.

I do too.

[Laughter]

Oh, man, I definitely
have the -itis.

Man listen, I definitely
overdid it.

- And you put it with the bomb
peach cobbler? - Yeah, we know.

That's your third helping bro.

- Naomi has been in her
cooking bag lately. - Thank you baby.

- Chef Naomi.
- Okay. -No.

[Laughing]

No girl, I used to hate cooking.

I felt like I was forced to
do it 'cause I had this big hungry kid over here.

- I used to order out
all the time. - And what changed

Well our therapist suggested
that we take pleasure in things that used to be stressful.

- Okay.
- So now when she cooks,

you know, we indulge in a little
playtime to spice it up.

- Where's the bathroom?
- Disgusting.

Now well times have changed.

We no longer have to subscribe
to gender roles, okay?

More and more women are being
the breadwinners in their homes,

so men? It's time for y'all
to step it up! - Okay!

[Men Oohing]
All them snaps, tell 'em girl.

- Now who wants to take
this one? - You know what, I'll take it

It's a new day, and no one
should be held at any expectations because of

- That's right. That's right.
- Mhm.

- Oh by the way uh, Naomi uh,
- Yes babe?

- The trash is over there and--
[All] Wow!

[Overlapping Clamoring]

- I mean--
- Whatever, I ain't touching that trash. That's your job.

- Oh so it's my job because
I'm a man? - That is the one thing

you can't change.
- Wait a second, why do men have to step it up?

Are we in competition?

No, look, Black women are the
most educated group [Clears Throat]

- Most enrolled.
- Uh-uh, don't be a hater babe.

- Don't do that.
- That's because a lot of Black men are choosing

and go straight into the
workforce altogether. - That's right, that's right.

- We ballin' out here!
- Oh wow.

- Oh yeah?
- Y'all ballin' so hard,

somebody need to pass
that rock to Greg.

[Collective Oohing]

- How did I end up the game?
- So we went to JR Crickets to pick to pick up some food

and you did not leave a tip.

- Greg.
- Gregory. - Why would you do that?

So I had to go behind his back
and leave some cash for the lady.

- And it just, it was a little
embarrassing. - We ordered to go!

You still have to tip to go!

Wait I have to tip, for them
to give me my food I already paid for?

- They didn't serve us.
- They have to bag the food, and they live off of their tip.

I mean honestly though,

restaurants should pay the
workers a livable wage.

Yeah, aye, you know what
it is actually pretty bad.

They used to ask for 10%, now
it's 25, even 30%.

Listen, if you can't afford it
then you shouldn't go out to eat.

You know tipping isn't common
in a lot of countries outside of the U.S.

That's facts, It's considered
rude in Japan.

Yeah, and in America
it only started after the Civil War.

When restaurants didn't wanna
pay their newly free Black workers

a livable wage.

We relied on tips to stay alive.

- You learn something new
everyday. I'll drink to that. - Yes! Right.

I might need to move to Japan.
[Laughing]

[Phone Dings]

- Oh wow.
- What is it babe?

Um, I just got an email
from Caleb's school.

What's it say?

- It's a general message,
baby did you get this? - Yeah.

It's a notification from
the school board.

It says they're investigating
inappropriate activity on school grounds

by members of the faculty.

That's crazy.

Wanda did you know about this?

- It's the first I've heard
of it. - Wow. That's just terrible.

We can only assume
what they're referring to.

Who is stupid enough to do
something like that?

And whoever it was
deserves to be fired!

- Yeah I agree.
- Listen, I am not worried 'cause Wanda's in charge,

and she rules with an iron fist.

- I'm sure she will handle it
appropriately. - Yes, I will.

As a matter of fact, I'ma go
do that right now.

Omar, Naomi, thank you
for having me.

- You're leaving?
- Yep. - Um...

I'll be right back.

Was that abrupt or was I,
am I tripping?

- No, no.
- Anybody else want a drink?

- Aye, I'll get another one.
- Alright! Let's do that.

- Can I get a to go bag?
- Drinks all round--no, you cannot get a to go box Keith.

- Wanda wait, wait.
- I have nothing to say to you Greg.

- Can I talk to you--
- What do you want?

Look why did you bring me here?
Why?

You basically begged me to come.

Greg, you knew that Naomi and
Omar's son attended my school.

I told you I wanted to keep
this low-key.

Yes, yes, that's my fault.
I totally forgot, okay?

But Omar's my brother.
Naomi's like my sister,

they don't even care!

That is not for you to decide!

You don't have anything to lose.

I do.

Do you know who might've
saw us at the school?

Does it matter?

I've worked so hard to get
to this point in my career for years.

Soon I'm gonna be the laughing
stock of the whole school district.

And on the school campus.

- What do you want me to do?
- Nothing.

[whispering] Nothing.
You've done enough.

I'm sure you'll find your way
home Greg.

- Wanda wait--
- No! Just stop it.

- It was so good to see you
Naomi. - Always good to see you Jarvis.

Jarvis.

- Oh man.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa Greg, I know you are not taking the bottle of

What is wrong with this guy?

This is like the only bottle
nobody touched so, yeah I am.

- That's just cheap.
- It's alright, it's alright. Let him have it y'all.

[Greg] Thank you Naomi.

Jackee, it was so good
to meet you.

- See you soon.
- Yes I hope so!

- Love your house guys.
Solid B plus. - Thank you.

- B? Get outta here.
- B plus?

- Effort.
- Have a good night guys. - Thank you.

- Drive safe.
- Love you guys. - Bye!

- Mm, that was great.
- That was nice.

- Thank you so much for cooking.
- You're welcome.

I'm glad you had fun,
I love you too babe.

- So, um...
- So...

- The trash, remember um--
- It's waiting for you.

- You know the trash is waiting
for you. Did I not cook? - We just had a whole gender

[Greg] I appreciate the
ride man.

Now if I ain't mention it,
you'd complain I didn't thank you for the ride.

You right.

Well look, I couldn't leave you
hanging after your ride left you high and dry.

- Forget her.
- What was that about anyway?

Let's just say Omar and Naomi
wouldn't have to look far to find the two employees

What? Stop playing.

Greg stop--
Yo, you and Wanda?

- At the school?
- Well, it was after hours.

Okay, and it was in the privacy
of her own office.

Ugh.

Somebody must've saw or heard.

- I don't know.
- Yo, man that's crazy.

See that's like,
all our fantasies.

Mm mm mm.
And you made that happen.

- Checked the box.
- Wow.

Yo, you uh...

you wanna go by the
Waffle House? Grab some food?

A grown married man
wants to go to the Waffle House.

Is it that bad at home?

She moved out.

What?

I'm still tryna process it.

- Don't tell anyone.
- Wow.

- You surprised?
- Surprised that you trust me not to tell anyone.

- I know right. I'm tripping.
I shouldn't have done that. - I wouldn't have done that.

You told me yours so
I told you mine.

Yo aye man uh,

there's been a car that's
been following us for the past few turns bruh.

- It might be Lisa.
- No, no look at that, that looks like the cops.

Nah, it's not the police. I know
the police headlights when I see 'em.

Um, make a left.

Aight.

Yo, who you calling?

- Just keep straight.
- Okay.

[Hip-Hop Beat]

Whoa, easy, easy, easy.

Whoa, whoa, ah!
Ow!

Now if you were the police
we'd be in handcuffs right now. Who the hell are you man?

- I was just passing through.
- Nah, nah, nah, you were following us.

It was you who was at my house.

- And harassing Danni.
- I don't know what you're talking about.

Yo Jarvis, we got uh
reservations at the Waffle House, aight, so we ain't

If you want we could
just leave him here with our friends and let them work

- Sounds good to me. Cool.
- Yeah? Aight let's go Jarvis.

Whoa wait Jarvis! Wait wait.

- Yeah, it's me.
- Mhm.

I'm a private investigator.
I was hired to follow you

and anyone associated
with your company.

By who?

- By who?
- Kevin McDonald. [lowly]- Kevin.

- Huh.
- Ain't this some bull. - Why? You gotta ask him.

I'm just tryna do my job
and collect my payment. That's it.

So it's your job to attack
a young Black woman?

I wasn't trying to hurt
anybody, I just,

I was tryna like--
- You can back up.

Just tryna scare her a little.

- Oh, well that's different.
- I was hired to find dirt on you.

The problem is you're a squeaky
clean guy.

[Chuckling]

Well I mean, up until you spent
the evening with your former employee at the motel, so...

- I'm sure your wife wouldn't be
too happy about that. - Okay that's--

What the hell's he talking about
Jarvis? You was at the motel with Danni?

- That's a long story Greg.
- Oh, we got time.

Okay look, you know what,

just say the word. My boy Brick
here knows how to make people disappear,

[Jarvis] Nah. Nah, no, no, no,
we gon' let him go.

But I am gon' hang on
to your ID, okay?

So if you ever come near
me or Danni again,

we gon' pay you a visit,
you understand me?

Get out of here. Go!

- Wild man.

Wow. I didn't know you still
had it in you.

- Come on man.
We grew up in Zone 3 baby. - Yeah once.

- It's still there.

To be honest,

I wouldn't have even
been mad if Lisa found out.

- Really?
- Almost like I want her to.

Maybe be the exact thing
that I need.

- Well um,

- Let's uh...
- Right.

- Yeah, yeah.
- No I got it. Fellas,

on everything I appreciate
y'all. 100, thank you.

- Yeah.
- That's it?

- What you talking 'bout?
- They gon' need a tip.

- Tip the men.
- Nah, nah, I knew that. Come on man.

You got it.
How many fellas we got, we got 20, we got uh...

- Just, give it all to him
Jarvis. - Cool. That's what I was

I was gonna give--that's you, my
man.

Aight bro. 'Preciate y'all.

- All of it Greg?
- Stop being cheap.

Now I see you good with tipping
as long as it's not your money.

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